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Anonymous No.33606897 [Report] >>33606920 >>33607196 >>33607316 >>33607389 >>33608032 >>33608047
I've decided to only swipe on fatties and uggos, can't believe it's come to this. FML.
Anonymous No.33606920 [Report] >>33607074
>>33606897 (OP)
Update us with your progress anon
Anonymous No.33607074 [Report]
>>33606920
will do
Anonymous No.33607196 [Report]
>>33606897 (OP)
Honestly the skinny young girls that aren't already taken. There's probably a good reason for that in most cases or there's only a very short window where they won't be.
A disproportionate amount of fatties use hookup/dating apps compared to what I see irl i find.
Anonymous No.33607316 [Report]
>>33606897 (OP)
>juggernaut theory
I have bad news for you anon
Anonymous No.33607389 [Report]
>>33606897 (OP)
that sucks anon you could have anyone you wanted if you really wanted it
Anonymous No.33608032 [Report]
>>33606897 (OP)
I won't read app-addled threads. They are delusional and therefore beyond help.
Anonymous No.33608047 [Report] >>33608101
>>33606897 (OP)
I would stick to uggos over fatties. At least sex from behind will be nice.
Anonymous No.33608101 [Report]
>>33608047
I'd go for older women or single moms in OP's shoes. some of them still look OK even though they're easier

>match 51yo female surfer
>cute eyes but face a little wrinkly/busted
>go for drinks
>touch her, grab her, feels suspiciously good
>go to my place
>undress her
>incredible fit body, very nice ass still
>9/10 sex
>dump her next morning

life's good sometimes