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I love women!

I love men and women having sex with each other!

>>33612743 (OP)
Sydney is mid but being white and slim in the US makes you a 10/10 there

Is unprotected sex significantly different than sex with a condom on the guy? Besides the obvious risk of pregnancy, what else should I expect or prepare for before I meet up with him this weekend?

>>33612764
Yeah, it's much better. Don't have unprotected sex unless you are ok with getting pregnant or use other somewhat reliable bc like an iud/implant/pill.

>>33612767
I keep hearing it's better, but how? Like mentally or physically or what? It's always vague answers. And yes, pregnancy isn't the goal but it's something we're both okay with if it were to happen. It doesn't line up with my cycle, but obvs shit can happen regardless no matter how careful everyone involved is.

>>33612764
Std don’t fuck without protection until you know both are in the clear

>>33612772
Nta
Condom blocks bloodflow and is tight

>>33612774
Of course.
>>33612777
I meant how does it change sex for me, not the guy.

>>33612772
>how
The difference is like putting a finger in your mouth with a latex glove on vs just the finger. Skin on skin simply feels different. Just how a doctor touching you with gloves feels less intimate than someone touching you with bare hands. There's just a barrier there that does make a difference in how close it feels. It feels more right without condom. PiV is much more than just sticking a phallic object up your pussy.

>>33612782
For you, very little. It’s messier and more risk without, do what you want with that information

After being in a weight stalemate for over 5 months, I have finally started losing weight again.
I'm still 4kg away from my mid-summer goal, but I might finally be able to do it by the end of the year.

Hope you are having a lovely day, unless you are a hateful person. Then I hope your day is just nothing special. >:3

NEVER GIVE UP

>>33612792
LETS FUCKKN GO

Can any men explain to me why my neighbor will stand and stare at me let my dog out? Does he have a crush on me because I'm female or just nosy? Our backyards face each other and when I let my dog out early in the morning, when it's still dark outside, my neighbor will stand in his sliding glass door and just stare. I don't turn on a back porch light or anything, my dog is silent, and I even put a transparent film on my storm door because of how much this neighbor stares at me. Like they aren't sitting at the table looking out or happening to walk by or smoking a cig, he STANDS at the door and just death stares at me only barely shifting his weight until I've let my dog in. I have a pretty tall fence but his back door is far enough away he can see my figure in the doorway but not into my whole yard (his house isn't ground level, mine is). It is so disconcerting to be letting my dog out in pitch blackness and suddenly see a figure just eyeballing me from across the way. I've tried flipping him off but he doesn't even flinch

>>33612785
Well if it's just going to be plain better with zero downsides, then I guess I have nothing to worry about.
>>33612789
It should only be messier if he doesn't pull out.

>>33612792
Good job, keep going! I need to gain weight so in your honor I’ll have a cheeseburger, chicken nuggies and fries, I should get a milkshake too but i can’t.

>>33612799
There goes the crazy bitch who takes her dog out at weird times and flips people off. I bet she's high or something, just look at her go.... And oh look, she's giving me the middle finger again. What a psycho

>>33612803
Get yourself a real girliepop lunch and chow it down!
Why can't you get a milkshake, they got none or because of the lactose?

>>33612785
NTA, how are men able to focus on raw dogging feeling more emotional and romantic than latex if it's enabled by the love of his life popping pills that make her moody, fat, sensitive, dry, and risk stroke, heart attack and cancer

>>33612799
Stare back next time, without any movement. See who chickens out first.

If he is 60+, then old people are just weird like that, they constantly stare at anything and everything, because they got absolutely nothing going on in their life.

>>33612809
No I would puke it’s too much and it would get warm and yucky. I’m trying to finish this today

>>33612810
>how are men
Women prefer without condom too. Sure, some more than others, but largely everybody prefers it that way.
Even JH would, if it wasn't for the cum thing.

>>33612815
>I’m trying to finish this today
lol ok yeah I understand.
I'd get the milkshake as a desert instead of the fries then.
I had the grimace one recently they have at McD currently, it was alright.
Right now I'm eating some Hagen Dasz.

>>33612816
We'll see.

>>33612816
I've never tried it without a condom and I'm never going to, I'd simply rather not have sex or date than have to live with the knowledge that someone I love would risk my health to make his pp feel slightly better for 15 minutes per day if that

>>33612820
That does not address what I said, but sure.

>>33612814
You have a good attitude I'll try and just write them off but it just feels so strange. I'd not feel like it's "about me" if there was anything to look at back there but it's just dark backyards

>>33612820
So your uncle used a condom? How did you get HPV then?

>>33612810
I'm not a man and there is non hormonal reliable bc that lets you get creampied to your hearts content. Not my problem some people are too dumb to figure things out.

>>33612799
He's nosy, and maybe he thinks you walk your dogs and don't pick up after them or something? Maybe he found something on his lawn and thinks it might've been your dog? Or someone said something about you possibly not picking up after your dog?
Or maybe he thinks your fence is in violation of some city law and he's the nosy type and the type who builds a case against you and or snitches to authorities...?
Idk, the brazeness reads to me like he thinks you're doing something wrong and is staring at you, observing you, because he's waiting for you to slip up or as I said to build a case against you. Some people are THAT bored with their lives.

>>33612831
>You have a good attitude
Ok now you got me flustered...
If you shouted this at your neighbour when he is just standing there, he'd probably think you are a crazy lady, but it would also be pretty fucking funny. lol

>>33612823
>Women prefer without condom
>largely everybody prefers it that way
>case in point: local e-celeb, implied to be undecided on the matter
I thought you were stating this as a subjective opinion so I shared mine in return.
On the other hand, if staying on topic was important, neither does your reply address the question in >>33612810. Even if my partner 'preferred' to be kicked in the nuts I would not do it if I loved him

>>33612833
Other than a copper IUD? Those make periods heavy and painful and make you bleed out of vagina even between periods, plus they sometimes inflame or tear the woman's innards. All my gynos have advised against it

>>33612839
The point is, that women largely prefer it too, while you make it out to be a male thing.

>>33612839
>Those make periods heavy
one day more of light smearing is worth 5 years of very reliable non-hormonal hands off bc, literally the least bad possible side effect of any bc
>painful
don't be such a pussy, you get pain killers you take before insertion
>make you bleed out of vagina even between periods
not really
>inflame
immmunelets should not fuck anyways
>or tear the woman's innards
damn, now you're just making shit up huh

Recommend me an interesting video to watch/listen to (I might fall asleep to it too bc i'm eepy but I always rewatch videos when I wake up if I find the video interesting and because I don't like the "unfinished task" feeling that I get if I start something and don't finish it

So, pls, give me your best, most intriguing, most interesting videos for me to watch/listen to as I drift into sleep

PSA for older virgin men

Acceptance is the first step and key to a mindfulness. Not everyone gets to experience slamming pussy. For some, they will live without all their life. If you can ACCEPT this into your life, and really make peace with it. You WILL live a better life. You will suffer from far less stress, chronic health problems, and less mental strain and depression.


Acceptance is the key to unlocking peace in your life.

>>33612843
Here

https://youtu.be/aFlromB6SnU?si=aVdhB7BHQR-hpmMG

>>33612842
Birth control causes cancer moron and you can still get pregnant on it

>>33612846
oh, you're one of those
just kys at this point, existence causes cancer and there is not guarantee that things always go your way

>>33612839
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/condom-use-survey-shows-womens-opinions-on-safe-sex
>When asked why they choose not to use condoms during sex, participants cited various reasons, including 50% responding that they use another form of contraception instead, 42% saying they have greater sexual pleasure without condoms, and 38% saying they want a “more natural feeling” while having sex.
FYI

And every woman I've been with wanted to be creampied, unprotected and raw.

>>33612847
Nta, my best friend got pregnant while on birth control. She was very serious about it so I don’t believe she messed up taking it. I think she had a bad batch of pills

>>33612850
NTA yeah that can always happen with any kind of BC, which is why legalizing and allowing abortions is so important for the people who still don't want to keep it.

>>33612850
ok? which part of "there is no guarantee things will go your way" did you not understand? no bc is 100% reliable

>>33612850
>>33612846
Your copper hoop????

>>33612845
In return, anon, and you didn't ask, I'm gonna give you links to 3 comedy videos in case you fancied having a laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yty8E38zwlc&ab_channel=ComedyConsolidation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYnH9sPreM&ab_channel=ComedyConsolidation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_huQZAN-Irw&ab_channel=ComedyConsolidation

>>33612847
Yeah might as well just drink and smoke every single day and huff spray paint why take any precautions ever? How's your stds working out for you btw

>>33612854
Do you like what I sent you?

>>33612855
the chances of you getting cancer from a tiny piece of copper are insanely small, stop being dumb and paranoid
plus, copper IUD's are almost as reliable as getting your tubes tied, so I'd say it's definitely worth it

>>33612841
>>33612848
That is irrelevant, I am on /atoga/ asking male opinions and replying to a male.
I'm not at all interested in a woman's opinion on this matter since she's risking her own health rather than her partner's. If she calls her own sacrifice emotional and romantic then that's her choice, it isn't immoral even if it is stupid

>>33612842
>don't be such a pussy, you get pain killers you take before insertion
I was talking about menstruation. As in painful for 1 out of 5 days for the whole 5 years or however long she has it.
>damn, now you're just making shit up huh
You have to have follow-ups after the insertion to check for perforation since you won't be able to tell what amount of pain and bleeding is 'normal' to that contraception

>>33612859
IT'S can be incredibly painful, especially removal. That's why I've always gotten the implant in my arm.

>>33612859
>sudermal implant working better than male sterilisation
Wow, how? lmao

>>33612861
You're such a drama queen, the likes of which one usually only sees on r9k.

>>33612858
It's hard for me to follow T_T but the video description suggests it's important so I'll try to understand what I can

>>33612842
I would NEVER recommend for women to get the IUD. It is a fucked up device put on women to go through pain just so boys can get their nut off.

Boys can wear condoms. Neither of us are harmed.

>>33612861
the copper iud doesn't make the period more painful and you have to get a checkup to see if it still positioned right to not cause discomfort
come on, stop trying to bullshit me, I've had one for the last nine years, I know what I'm talking about

>>33612864
maybe this will be easier for you

https://youtu.be/hIWu8rbWLGo?si=luMupm4bqHEDc3l2

>>33612863
Probably because men don't go back to recheck their sperm count because they are lazy pieces of shit

>>33612865
do you see in this
>>33612859
chart how unreliable condoms are compared to IUDs?
don't be such a femcel, lol
>>33612862
stop the cap, it's not "extremely painful" unless you're someone that has a mental breakdown, needs professional support and gets PTSD from a bee sting
you get meds to soften the cervix the day before and pain killer to take the morning of insertion/taking it out
sure it's not pleasurable but it's maybe as bad as getting your ear pierced
come on, toughen the fuck up lol

>>33612832
>this obsessed with me but can't tell I was the one who asked the raw question in the first place

>>33612863
>how
there is a chance that it reverses on it's own, which is why you have to do this sperm count checkups

>>33612871
>>33612876
I thought that was mandatory and you couldn't have sex for some weeks anyway.
Seems stupid if you don't go to the checkup, but keep fucking anyway. All that procedure for nothing.

>>33612873
I don’t let guys cum in me while using condoms, I make them pull out, I take the condom off and then I finish them

>>33612878
you'd be surprised how many people are very reckless

>>33612879
now thats what I call a bad JH larp
try to do better next time

>>33612881
no. I don’t do hook ups. When I say guys, I’m referring to boyfriends. I’m not a slut

>>33612881
I'm glad you guys aren't falling for that shit.

>>33612832
>>33612881
Your obsession with her is creepy and unhealthy, get help.

>>33612868
Anon, I'm sad to report to you that these videos did not have the effects you thought they would have on me. With these kinds of videos, the wonder is in the details (or as they say the devil is in the details). For someone to enjoy this expos they need to understand the details, to appreciate them being mentioned and gone into. I'm not one of those people, though I got the overall idea of the second video (but only because I knew about it beforehand)
Sowwy :(

>>33612888
I'm not obsessed, I just know a larp when I see one, idiot. It comes free with your pattern recognizing brain.

>>33612890
this exposé*****

>>33612891
>I just know a larp when I see one
Absolutely no one.
Not a single person.
Nobody thought either of those posts were JH.
You are obsessed and you need to get some help.

>>33612888
>>33612894
You are obsessed with calling me obsessed. Those are different anons, fucking retard.

>>33612890
NTA
I like the videos on Outdoor Boys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuEdw6HAFE

>>33612894
To be fair, the act of making a bf wear a condom but still making him pull out is decidedly a rare thing. And when there's one person ITT who consistently expresses that rare opinion, you can't fault them for assuming.

>>33612901
You are idiotic.
JH would never write "I take the condom off and then I finish them", hence why it is utterly pointless to point out it's not JH out of nowhere.

>>33612890
How about this?

https://youtu.be/9qRxNYuR2c4?si=3tMYUZsCoxPU-BEh

>>33612901
What is wrong with that method? It’s an extra safety step. If the condom has a hole in it, but the man didn’t ejaculate yet, it’s very unlikely she could be pregnant

>>33612903
I'm JH, and that's exactly what I do after I have a bf pull out. People namedropping is dumb, but that's why they made that wrong assumption. Also I'm glad other people share my opinions on this shit.

>>33612901
>you can't fault them for assuming.
Nobody was assuming it was JH.

>>33612906
Yes, I agree. But based on literal years of sharing that opinion ITT, it's definitely not the norm.

>>33612908
THIS is a larp

>>33612900
His last video was hilarious.
>you fucking assholes keep bothering me so goodbye forever

>>33612915
>hilarious
No, it was rather sad.

>>33612912
>years of sharing that opinion ITT
????

>>33612911
I know. They accused them of larping as me, that's the whole point of this tangent.
>>33612914
I love when people ITT spam my name accusing people of being me but then say I'm not me when I respond to them.

>>33612917
I've been an advocate for condom plus pulling out for years here. And I always get shit for it.

>>33612923
nta but I have a question. If you’re hooking up with a guy. You’ll make him wear a condom and pull out. But what do you do after, do you have him finish in your mouth without the condom on?

Pic to help newfags recognize JH

>>33612925
I don't hookup. But with a guy I'm seeing, I use my hands and finish him into a towel or whatever to catch it.

>>33612926
You could at least post the higher effort OC using the pornhub guy template, that one has actual facts in it.

>>33612927
why don’t you use your mouth? Is there a specific reason?

Idea for a show: me and ENJT go spelunking in the back country with JH

>>33612931
I don't want that stuff in my mouth. I do bjs before a bf is close, not after.

femanussy

anoncock

>>33612933
You don’t swallow?

>>33612936
No. I get called Jizz Hater for a reason.

Why do you think it is a fantasy?

It is real, and it wants to kill us.

State gender. Would you call it love if you wanted to be with someone, but you wouldn't want to be with that person if, for example, they were of a different race? Any other "shallow" trait that doesn't radically change her personality but that would make you not like that person romantically counts.

>>33612946
f
Love it's real. It's just how you feel about someone if they tick enough of your boxes. You can ruin the illusion by unchecking more of the boxesy

>>33612945
I will believe it when I see it.

>>33612941
that’s strange. Most girls love it

>>33612956
I believe it. But I don't feel that way. At most, I hope to be able to at least put up with it eventually.

>>33612900
Thank you for the vid <3
If you haven't watched The Terror (2018) S1, I think it would be down you alley
>>33612904
>Currently watching

>>33612868
Count yourself lucky you weren't in Australia during the scamdemic. It actually makes me angry how everyone and their mother turned against me.

I couldn't rent places because everyone wanted to see my vaccine passport.
I was fired from my job because I could no longer attend the office.
I was barred from going to stores. They had "guards" who would check that your vaccine passport was current before letting you in.
I was locked in my house and wasn't allowed out while vaccinated people were. $5,000 fine for leaving my front door.
I wasn't even able to get a haircut for like 2 years, just because the government said barbers and hairdressers are high-risk covid hotspots.
I lost friends and family because they thought I was insane and would laugh at me behind my back. And sometimes tell me they did so, just to try and shame me into getting the vax.

Life was absolute hell in Australia for the unvaccinated, and I will never, ever forgive the people of this country for doing that to me. I have zero loyalty to this country now and I wish a slow and painful death on all those who played into this fucking bullshit.

Seeing this play out in real time shattered my faith in humanity.

>>33612962
Imagine being this paranoid over a little jab that you literally ruin your whole life over it, lol.

>>33612946
F
No, real love is mostly unconditional. You could make the case that you wouldn't have fallen in love with them initially if they were that race or whatever. But when you're willing to leave someone for a change that doesn't affect who they actually are, you never loved them.

men
frustrated femcels bursting with eggs are jilling themselves stupid as we speak, why are you not propositioning them

>>33612960
>currently watching
You like?

>>33612967
Nta, but you're now seeing more people have heart issues as a result of that "little jab". It was no coincidence that footballers, who rely on cardio for 90 mins, started collapsing on the pitch.
>>33612962
Governments should pay reparations to the non-vaxxed. They violated our human rights.

>>33612973
Because they’re terrifying.

>>33612945
My question is: is it hot?

>>33612976
So you’re not going to get your flu shot this year?

>>33612976
>muh everyone will drop like flies
you can wait till the day you die to see this happen, have fun seething until then

>>33612946
Male
No, I wouldn't. I'm a die hard romantic though, experience has told me I'm the one in the wrong for that belief

>>33612973
I'm not boyfriend material so what's the point?

>>33612973
because they hate me

>>33612980
You lost in November and February. Fuck off.

>>33612977
you'll stop feeling that way once they inject you
they are so, so heavy with eggs and need to plant them inside an incubator

Gender
You ever screamed really loud in public?

>>33612982
>I love so much harder than everyone else
imagine having to go such lengths to feel like it wasn't your fault your gf broke up with you, no it's simply because they just can't love like you can

>>33612990
f, don't think so, no

>>33612990
F. Many times for many reasons.

>>33612984
>>33612986
they wont know the difference
they are so touch starved they would settle for mild, even moderate abuse

>>33612991
I've never dated, the experience I was referring to was conversations I've had with others about that very topic

>>33612996
That's the problem, I don't want to abuse them. I want to cuddle them and make up for all the time we've both gone unloved. They aren't interested in that

>>33612995
Why you doing that?

>>33612997
even worse, you THINK you love so much harder than everyone else
you are like those fat diabetic guys sitting on the coach and lamenting about how they would have "made that one" whilst criticizing top athletes, lol
sure anon, we are all masters in things we've never actually done in our fantasy

>>33612987
I don’t want you to get sick

How do i pound 1000 pussies?

>>33613000
I get surprised easily, and I sometimes react to some private things inappropriately loudly.

>>33613005
Depends. How many you got so far?

>>33613001
Nta, that's an interesting point. The one who has spent 10 000 hours in a relationship will be better than the one with 0. But who is the best relationship haver? The one who has stayed with one partner for 20 years or one who can get a new partner every week?

>>33612988
When you say it like that, I am more scared
Where do I sign up

>>33613001
Why are you assuming that I think I can love harder? I have spent my entire life idolizing romance and love, literally since kindergarten. I've watched so many stories about it. So yeah, I have a very idealized fantastical vision of love. But you'll misconstrue this as me being even worse somehow and try to tear me down even more, so go ahead. I hope it makes you feel better.

Why do you cheat and lie and steal?

You could have been a good and normal person. And it saddens me that you have chosed such an abnormal, and immoral path!

>>33613015
Ooooh, you’re a loser now

>>33612990
M, I have verbal Tourette's, so yes. I've gotten confronted or stared at for screaming phrases like "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!" in public, without even realizing I'm saying them.

>>33612967
nta, while I don't believe in the whole kill shot theory I and I got the first shot I think we have to concede to the anti-vax types that the covid vaccines simply didn't work and they do carry a risk of various health effects that are more than just a little jab. I mean if they'd rolled out the polio vaccine and everyone still got polio but it also carried a 0.5% of some kind of cardiac event I imagine they'd have phased that out.

I need an artsy type of person to fuck me up.

>>33613008
10

>>33613017
I have lost you. You were like a sibling to me. Yet you chose a path of sorcery and sodomy, of cunning and deceit instead of Godliness and good behaviour.

>>33613015
Is it time already to ruin Cat Poster’s day?

Anyone else want dress smart just because? I don’t know why, but I have urges to do it, despite not going anywhere.

>>33613020
>fuck me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeWh0ZCkMeY

>>33613009
There is a sane balance between the two. It's not like you're either one or the other. Plus it depends on where you start from. You learn how to be with other people from your parents, your siblings, your friends and your peers. Everyone learns a slightly different method based on their unique circumstances. With the first relationship you have, you put to the test wether what you have learned so far is enough to make things work. If you get really lucky, you can pull it off right away because you had a solid foundation and were lucky enough to hit the jackpot with someone that is compatible right away. If you're not that person (which is probably like 80% of people), you'll have to do some trial and error to get it right. If you just need to fix some small bugs, you might be able to patch it up with one or maybe two relationships. Ofc the longer they last, the more you can possibly advance your relationship skills. Unfortunately being in a relationship is no guarantee that people actually level up their skills, some people are simply stuck at their skill level, usually if they always try to find a way to feel like things not working out was not their fault/just bad luck/whatever. It's like the person trying to learn an instrument but when they can't get better they just keep switching teachers and buy more expensive equipment or simply give up (those would be the ones that jump from short relationship to the other) instead of sitting down, grinding and honing their skills until they overcome that threshold.
But someone that's actually putting in the work can start from zero and end up being able to pull off a better relationship than that person that stuck with the first relationship because it was good enough.

>>33613015
I was never normal. I'm so autistic I CANNOT tell half awake hallucinating from reality. IDK if I actually masturbated in a college library or if I dreamt it.

>>33613024
Yes, I wear a Tuxedo just to take a shit.

>>33613014
>experience has told me I'm the one in the wrong for that belief
it's the fact you were trying to pityfarm with how you're such a good boy but this world simply can't handle your idea of love
especially the "I'm the one in the wrong", implying that you actually think it's the whole world that's in the wrong about love, lol

>>33612761
She's hot because of her tits. Nothing more nothing less

>>33613021
Ok, so what's your method so far?

>>33613024
Yes, female
I like wearing button ups and knee length skirts for the hell of it, even when going to Walmart. The skirts I wear are black and skirts are flared and white so I can look like a triangle body shape lol

men
would you date a runner
her times are good but she isnt a professional

>>33613015
Maybe you shouldn't choose humans over your own child how about that

>>33613035
Yeah, sounds pretty cool, quick gf

any gender

>have any of you ever got out of the friendzone?
>have you ever let him/her get out of your friendzone?

tell story

>>33613015
Cuz I’m a real nigga

men
can you tell when youre getting checked out

>>33613015
>such an abnormal, and immoral path
What path?

>>33613047
Yeah, usually

>>33613035
M

My biggest gripe with runners is that I prefer cycling and they tend to harbor a unique delusion that men grow biceps, abs, and pecs from running and scoff at exercises for the upper body.

>>33613024
M
yes, look good, feel good
also, dad told me if you want respects, you have to show respect first
and that's the first thing you can do, dress yourself recpectfully

>>33613047
Only by other men.

>>33613035
My muscles aren't big. She would never date me.

>>33613047
Yes, it is pretty obvious most of the time

(Don’t) look at me

>>33613035
Only if she skinny and with short hair

>>33613059
( • )( • )

>>33613061
Boobs

>>33613050
i didnt read your post
please post pics of your pec stretching out a shirt

>>33613042
>Have you ever got out of the friend zone
Only one time, my first relationship, it was shorter than 3 months.

>>33613035
runner girls aren’t very good at sex desu. You’d think they are, but they aren’t

>>33613064
eyes looking at you through nipples

>>33613049
>>33613056
NTA, but I don't think that's typical. Pretty sure guys never notice me creeping on them.

>>33613060
obviously she is skinny
why short hair?

>>33613051
>dad told me if you want respects, you have to show respect
Great message!

>>33613047
No

>>33612990
F
Never, it's obnoxious and the social anxiety would kill me anyway.

>>33613069
I just want to sing about how much of a loser I am

>>33613070
I believe you but most of the time they make it pretty obvious

>>33613068
wHAT
why not?? what was the problem

>>33613075
ok, drop some bars son

>>33613077
Alright, what makes it obvious to you?

>>33613071
I think it is cute and I have this one girl in mind. Long legs also

>>33613080
No I’m nervous cuz you’re looking

>>33612960
>The Terror (2018) S1
>The Terror is an American supernatural horror drama anthology television series
I might love the icy outdoors, but horror is something I can have a really hard time with. lol
At least if it's serious supernatural stuff like creepy ghosts, but something corny like Supernatural, I love that shit.
Which type is it?

>>33613075
Theory of a Deadman is peak loser music, every other song is about getting cucked and having no job or whatever.

Do women grab the scrotum like the grip of a gun when they suck penis?

>>33613086
Noting this down, thanks

>>33613087
When I get a bf I will. I always imagine doing so.

>>33613081
It is hard to explain. They just look too much or try too hard to be non chalant.

>>33613084
I'll put my hands over my eyes

>>33612976
>Nta, but you're now seeing more people have heart issues as a result of that "little jab".
NTA
I suffer from long covid and was unvaccinated.
I wish I would have gotten it instead of thinking "it's just a flu".

>>33613035
Would you go hiking mountains with me all day?
Not running though, just walking and light climbing.

>>33613088
To really sell Theory of a Deadman I'll say that it carries that late 2000s-2010s vibe of being high in a Taco Bell drive thru at 3AM while being up all night specifically to avoid parents asking what you did all day and if you're going back to school soon, you could play it in the C-Suite of Amazon and every executive there would feel like a loser for a few minutes and be too ashamed to open their social media accounts, they say that it's banned in Japan because the number of suicides a translated track caused beat out Welcome to the NHK and the Hungarian Suicide Song combined.

Why the fuck did I get TB in 2025 America, when I don’t even travel, and I don’t even leave the house often…? I got the vaccine on record at the age of 4.

>>33613085
It is a monster movie type of horror. So like people start dying and there is some gore. I don't think it is that scary. It is a very good show

>>33613070
>femanon typed, as she rapaciously violated a man's ass with her eyes and pondered the best way to ask if his balls were as fat as his ass

>>33613087
I stopped touching guys' balls after every bf I'd been with complained that I'm too rough with them.

>>33613091
Well I think it must all be relative, then.
>>33613101
It hurts nobody if he doesn't notice.

>>33613102
clearly reverse psychology to trick you into slapping them

>>33613079
If they are very serious about running they tend to avoid sex because sex slows them down. It hinders endurance runners

>>33613015
>Why do you cheat and lie and steal?
F
I'm a Mexican from El Paso

>>33613099
>Why the fuck did I get TB in 2025 America, when I don’t even travel, and I don’t even leave the house often…?
Not sure. I got it too as a kid. I almost died too because my mom thought I was faking it.

>>33613100
>gore
Gore is good.

>>33613035
M
yeah I run too
but she must be willing to go hike as well

>>33613087
oof, this bad boy's got some serious recoil! *rips them off*

>>33613107
No, the literal crying sold me on the fact that men are absolute babies when it comes to any even slight touches to their nuts.

>>33613105
>notice
NTA
Guys tend to over-notice, since it is so rare.
But I agree, it rarely hurts anybody.

>>33613015
Because I practice my ABCs

Always
Be
Cheatin

>>33613099
>Why the fuck did I get TB in 2025 America
>America
That might exlain it.

>>33613110
>I almost died too because my mom thought I was faking it.
That's horrible, sorry to hear that.

>>33613116
Well I've never been called out, so I don't think I've ever been noticed. Maybe only when I wanted to be noticed.

>>33613108
really? what about short distance runners like <400
what are their sex stats

>>33613110
>almost died too because my mom thought I was faking it
Sorry about that :/ My family is no different
I got it as an adult and my parents basically tried to make me stay home because they didn’t believe it either, so called an ambulance >>33613118
There are way worse places to get it moron…

Women,

Should men wear capes?

>>33613126
If you're tall, handsome and confident you can pull off literally any piece of clothing.

>>33613123
>Well I've never been called out
Why would guys call you out for it!?
Most guys are happy or, at most, a bit shy about getting female attention.

men
you have maxed out your 3 free answers for the day
please post a clavicle pic for more

>>33613126
I got a long black coat for winter, that should be enough.

>>33613129
You're just trying to make me paranoid that guys notice me eye fucking them.

>first date of the year tomorrow

What am I in for? Male btw

>>33613130
What the hell is a clavicle

>>33613135
>ugh, she's gawking at us again
>don't encourage her, just pretend you don't notice
>fuck she's such a gross creep
>i should've worn a thicker jacket
>*adjusts pants to hide bulge*

>>33613135
Most men will not assume you're looking at them with lustful intentions, the assumption will be
>I'm making her uncomfortable
>she's plotting to rob/scam/prank me

>>33613139
nta but I'd be vividly imagining what feral sexual activities I could be doing with men I see in public if neither of us had any inhibitions, so beware

>>33613139
Guys aren't that observant and they don't talk to each other like that. I'm not retarded.

>>33613135
You're acting stupid and aren't reading properly.

>>33613121
>>33613125
Thank you. I remember being six and coughing up blood and being told it was because I was fake coughing so hard and living like that for months, thinking I was going to die and there was nothing I could do about it. It ended up being EPTB, and I needed to take a bunch of drugs for almost a year.

People often wonder why I am so health conscious, but that kind of thing changes you.

>>33613126
>Should men wear capes?
NO CAPES!

>>33613115
Maybe they’re more sensitive if someone else touches them in general

>>33613142
>>33613145
I want to talk about literally anything else now.

A government official comes to your house and demands one of your fingers. Which one do you cut off?

>>33613124
It might help sprinters. There is some evidence that sex raises testosterone in women very briefly. Which is why women who lift usually have extremely high sex drives. Probably same effect for sprinters.

But sex does hinder long distance runs, like marathons. Which is why women who do those kinds of events abstain from sex for a while before because it would destroy their run

>>33613152
left pinky

>>33612974
Sorry, anon, I needed to something so I'm still at the beginning. I like it better than the two other videos Demon Core/The Elephant Foot.
I knew about Kim Jon Un's brother's murder first the day it happened on Twitter and later on from a video by Rotten Mango

My criticism with these kinds of documentaries (aboutnon western countries, regimes...) is that they're often imprisoned in a Western, liberal point of view. You could argue there's no way of presenting something with it being influenced by the ideology of the presenter and it would be true, but also these kinds of documentaries don't do a very good job at understanding the countries/cultures they're talking about. They just present the western narrative about those countries, not what those people think. Do you know what I'm talking about, anon?

>>33613159
I needed to attend to something*

State your wish and I will grant it

>>33613165
I wish my wife felt better

>>33613165
I wish for a guarantee that conceiving my future child is simple and successful, with the child growing up happy and healthy with as many opportunities open to them as possible.

>>33613152
They can have my middle finger and a boot in the ass.

>>33613165
Sanguis meus floreat et crescat.
Generatio mea surgat et fulgeat.
Vita plena in nobis currat,
ut ignis aeternus qui numquam extinguitur.
Filii et filiae luce vivant.
Posteri mei robore vivant.
Nomen nostrum altum stabit,
cor nostrum semper ardebit.
Sic fiat.

>>33613165
i wish the femcels and incels swapped genders

>>33613165
I want an infinite amount more wishes.
Good.
Now my next wish is, that the rest of my wishes are only granted if I start by saying "Ha hi ho, la li lu le lo, my wish is that..."

>>33613181
did you turn yourself into a rené again?

>>33613137
collar bone

haiiii
how is your thursday so far?

>>33613172
Granted, at your expense.
>>33613173
I guarantee this. Simple becomes poverty.
>>33613176
Dragon only takes wishes in English.
>>33613179
They do not swap sexes. Everyone is trans and has dysmorphia.
>>33613181
>infinite amount
La Li Lu le lo, I’m wishing to become a tattoo

>>33613115
Where they not turned on or something?

>>33613182
I have never left that state.

>>33613186
You can't even keep up with the very clear instructions I gave.
You are a lousy fourth rate dragon, probably can't even fly higher than 13 meters.

>>33613186
You suck

Man it really is convenient that every man under 6 feet is a woman hating incel with confidence issues and every man over is a lovely kind human being with a wonderful personality. If it wasn't the case women might have to reconsider the fact that they ignore like three quarters of men off an attribute they have no control over but luckily the only thing that really matters is the personality.

>>33613186
>Dragon only takes wishes in English
Pfsh, any power limited by language has no power.

>>33613190
I was sucking their cocks and they were happy about it. So no, they were turned on.

>>33613186
could shenron really not defeat 50% of a insta thottie's dumptruck

>>33613186
NIHAO CHING CHONG PING PONG BING BONG WAHOO

>>33613196
Now that I think about it, my balls used to be more sensitive a few years ago. Not sure what changed.

>>33613193
Is this cope?

>>33613191
>I have never left that state
oof babygirl

>>33613186
you need to lose weight

>>33613185
Tired but good. It’s time to play vidya until I fall asleep

>>33613202
What do you mean cope

Women wearing sleeves too long for them is too fucking cute.

>>33613209
Tasteful

>>33613209
What about when they cut little holes in the cuff for their thumbs? I used to do that

>>33613214
Do you mean in gloves?

>>33613214
I'd say it depends, some of those look cool some don't

>>33613215
in the hoodie sleeve

>>33613214
nta. cute.

>>33613209
I try not to have too long sleeves, it reminds people of children and I’m already too small

>>33613218
Did you sew it back in a way that the fabric didn't rip further?

>>33613220
Cuwute.
I'd lend you my long stuff. hehe

>>33613222
I’ll use it as a tent

>>33613224
Very fitting, since we're going camping in the snow.

>>33613226
NO

>>33613227
><>

>>33613232
><><><
dey kissin lololo

Good morning moids. Hugs.

>>33613234
Cute
*dies of male loneliness epidemic*

What have you learned from strangers on /adv/ and /atoga/?

>>33613186
>when she has a dumptruck you can break your dick in but she's retarded
hmmmmm

>>33613241
That humanity cannot be saved, and that even if it could it would not be worth it.

>>33613241
BPD is more common than I thought.

>>33613240
L
>>33613241
Fuck around and find out

>>33613136
disappointment. don't put much on it, it's just another moment in life

>>33613238
Good morning, fellow moid. Bro hugs!

Have your neighbors been black-bagged and gotten disappeared by government thugs?

Girls with bpd
What’s it like trying to date you? I strongly suspect the girl I’m talking to has it

>>33613251
nu uh

>>33613193
if fat women got the same hate short men do women's suicide rate would be more on par with men lmao

>>33613253
the amount of times someone said I might be BPD or asked if I am, lmfao

>>33613241
I learned that licking guys' glasses doesn't turn them on.

>>33613241
I learned that vegetables are delicious but women will only eat hot chip and blame you for it

>>33613253
Hot and cold, lovebombing and immediately sexual.

>>33613257
men have a deep need for an autistic chestlet to make them feel unsafe at the workplace with unwanted sexual advances

>>33613241
Hm.. a lot of people here struggle in life

>>33613262
I'm not autistic.

>>33613250
>:(
rude

Women, is it true that 6/10 atogan females prefer short moids?

Moids, is it true that the only reason you can't get laid is due to being too tall?

>>33613262
I don't get it.

>>33613265
autism is the most optimistic prognosis for what you suffer from, and by a fairly wide margin at that

>>33613271
No, all women so far have enjoyed me being so tall that I completely cover them during sex. One especially wanted me to press myself against her, so I pin her down.

>>33613271
>is it true that 6/10 atogan females prefer short moids?
nope

>>33613202
yes

>>33613273
>wall carpet
why does every SW do this? There must be a reason.

>>33613275
What do you think is wrong with me then, asshole?

>>33613271
there probably isn't a single woman in this planet that has an actual preference towards short men

>>33613276
Speak when spoken to, filthy moid.

>>33613279
Because it's a cheap way to cover a large part of an empty wall. Basically, dey broke.

>>33613279
Just to trigger kids like you.

>>33613282
I was asked, fellow moid.

>>33613271
f, i prefer short guys but people usually argue with me here lol

>>33613130
He's got nice bones.
I like looking at them.

>>33613263
A lot of people everywhere struggle in life.

>>33613273
Me neither, some weak bait

>>33613279
it's a tapestry and they are pretty popular

men
do you want pretty maids, all in a row?

>>33613241
Somebody crazy is still in a very shit position and learned nothing.

>>33613287
hell yeah moist man hours moist man hoirs moist nsn hoors moist man hours

>>33613283
This is false and a narrative to drive false hope in men. Similar to waitresses, a narrative exists that they're poor when in reality they make almost 50% above average income and many are pulling in upwards of 90k. Same with onlyfans and camming, there is a narrative that "only the top 5% make any money" or whatever, when in reality most of them are clearing 60k, and about 20% of women do it.

>>33613287
I could bully him

>>33613292
Don't shame me

>>33613271
I'm in that statistic. I picked one.

state gender
What do you think the person you were last involved with (gf/bf, married, dating, talking, situationship, whatever) has to learn?

>>33613292
>maids
No, I want only one to teach properly.
A beautiful relationship between love and abuse, servitude and breaking in.

>>33613241
Women apparently have a thing for guys who aren't that attractive

>>33613296
No they aren't, there's easily findable statistics showing the average payout is $200. Lmao. Can you start namefagging so we can block your asinine braindead posts?

>>33613298
WAT

>>33613297
I'm gonna bully you harder.
Leave my mans alone.

>>33613301
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>33613300
M
She has to learn to trust people

>>33613296
c-c-cope

>>33613304
wat

>>33613304
me the night i marry chadlet

>>33613287
god just imagine breaking into his home, strapping him to a chair, starting his stream and shaving him live in front of all his viewers while he begs you to stop

>>33613309
How did my post shame you?

>>33613310
why would you call him that madam

>>33613313
he's a 5'6 chad. a mini chad. a chadlet

>>33613300
F. How to tell the difference between teasing me and making jokes at my expense. I love him, but he makes me feel mentally deficient when he pokes fun at me sometimes.

>>33613292
lets be honest
men want maids but only if theyre actually serial killer psychopaths who keep up the facade of a well-run mansion to use it as a base of operations for their villainous foid schemes

>>33613315
how can he turn you on?

>>33613312
Pic reminds me of this and makes me incredibly hard.

>>33613317
ye? I can't see the issue here with that setup

>>33613311
Why, he's fine being fuzzy. And I love his hair. He may just shave his face of his own will if he sees it cutting me when we makeout.

>>33613312
distressingly hot

>>33613300
M
That she has a worth and she is good enough.

>>33613316
whats the point of having a gf if you cant have fun and gaslight her into thinking shes an actual retard

>>33613319
you want to heterosexualistically fuckle them...

>>33613322
good taste

>>33613303
Yeah that 'stat' is a psyop. It's derived from shit like the opportunity cost over having a regular job, or the 'profit' they consider even though their 'revenue' is strictly payments to them. Men would never tip waitresses again, or subscribe to onlyfans (or twitch, whatever) again if they knew, so there is a concerted effort to hide the truth.

>>33613318
by being sexy, dominant, and masculine. his height isn't actually a factor except i like that he's shorter so we can easily make out when he rails me and he can put his whole body weight on me without crushing me to death. he's still a lot stronger than me and can be forceful which i like.

>>33613325
Eeheee

>>33613328
ok, that sounds hot, proceed

How do i hit on girls in college without being reverse lynched for being a hetero white male with a libido?

>>33613325
That's what I said and I'm going to jerk off now, before taking a shower.

>>33613329
do you have a face tattoo of a penis? a big giant cock on your forehead?

>>33613334
It’s on my right forearm actually, a pretty girl drew it for me

>>33613333
checked and ENJOY YOURSELF GOONER MAN

>>33613332
you don't
only safe way to play in college is wait for them to approach you.

>>33613332
you can't, you should just beat them to the punch and DIY

>>33613324
I can handle some light teasing. But the worst part is that he does it when I'm at my most vulnerable, like during sex. It's frustrating but it's not like I'm going to stop everything just to get clarification that he's not being actually mean to me. That'd just reinforce the jokes he makes about me thinking too hard about shit.

>>33613335
wow, I have to kill her for that

>>33613319
Underboob is too powerful.

>>33613327
Men already know that females have everything on easy-mode. But there's nothing else to do about it because there are too many simps and men who made it to the top benefit from foid hypergamy since they have endless pussy on tap.

>>33613339
>But the worst part is that he does it when I'm at my most vulnerable, like during sex.
Give some examples?
I can't really imagine what he says.

>>33613342
>furry shit
please don't

>>33613339
Nta but sounds more like he's trying to tease you to get out of your head, stop taking yourself so serious and have fun.

time for the monthly jilling

>>33613345
I don't think you know what a furry is.

>>33613319
>retarded tattoos on her stomach
Fucking hell

>>33613347
it's illegal to call it that

>>33613343
stop responding to yourself and put on a name so we can filter you please <3 or move to /gioyc/ where you can talk to yourself all you want

>>33613260
Would you be mind enough to explain how you tend to go hot and cold in the early stages?

>>33613256
Well she joked that she has it but it probably wasn’t much of a joke because honestly it would explain a lot

>>33613355
I don't really think BPD is an actual thing
sounds like the modern version of ((hysteria))

>>33613353
Are you mentally retarded, tiny-brained foid? I disagreed with him that there's an effort to hide the truth because men aren't going to revolt against females. Men love foids too much and can't override their biological urges.

Anons, how do you feel about rope bondage? State gender and if you prefer being the one tied up or doing the tying.

>>33613357
>I don't really think BPD is an actual thing
There is the retarded egirl with BPD.

>>33613358
i'm not reading your braindead messages anymore :) please go comment thread yourself in /gioyc/

>>33613359
f
I'd absolutely hate being tied up. Hate hate hate it. It would probably give me a panic attack. But part of me feels like that would actually make it hot af...

>>33613360
):<

>>33613241
I learned that guys from here are really cute

>>33613359
>she wants me to spend a couple hours tying her up but she hasn't done the dishes in over a week

Why are men so mean to us?

>>33613359
M
I'd rather be the one doing the tying. I've been tied up and it doesn't appeal to me.

>>33613208
It reads like cope that if they aren't getting anyone above 6ft anyone else would just be an incel anyways. It is like sunkcost for nihilism and the cope is forming a confirmation bias.
I'm not a therapist though.
>>33613271
No, I'm short, slightly overweight, small dicked, autistic and a mental case. The reason I don't get laid is because I see prostitutes as a bad investment and dating was hardly a thing in my youth so it just isn't worth seeking out. I just go here because lgbt bigen and sig are slow.

>>33613359
The idea of it makes me really horny. I like being held down/pinned down too.

>>33613365
Tie her legs together, and park her in front of the sink

>>33613367
they aren't mean to me
sounds like a you issue

Why does testosterone lower IQ?

>>33613344
Like I sometimes end up saying something I didn't mean by accident or a tiny bit of Portuguese bleeds into an expression I say or whatever while we're fucking and he'll start laughing and ask me to repeat what I said and it feels like I'm being mocked.
>>33613346
I can have more fun and be less in my head if he stuck with compliments or something instead of commenting on how I sound or setting up jokes.

>>33613367
I like it when they're mean to me

>>33613375
Ok, I'll take it back. He does sound like an asshat. Hurt his balls.

>>33613367
well just think about it
why would you settle for a high-functioning, put-together woman when you can date an insecure retard instead who has hangups about being manipulated and overthinks every interaction but that neuroticism just makes her fall even harder for the next manipulation and trample over her with a complete lack of morals and respect for her as a person

>>33613359
I absolutely love bondage. Ropes, restraints and latex feel really good and in post it feels really nice peeling them off.
Read once that it is the same brain chemicals released as what you get from eating spicy food.

>>33613359
f, love being tied up

>>33613359
M
I'm a dom, so I would do the binding of Isaac.

>>33613375
>he'll start laughing and ask me to repeat what I said and it feels like I'm being mocked.
What did he say in response after you told him?

>>33613367
Idk. Some guys do it for no reason.
They probably want a crumb of masochistic pussy.

>>33613374
High T does lower IQ, but that's not what that chart is showing. It's showing that women are more agreeable and less likely to question things and just go along with whatever ideas they're told.

>>33613361
I'm doing my part in trying to make the world a worse place for females. I encourage all men to do the same. Stop helping foids and start screwing them over every way you can.

>>33613385
yawn

If I ever have a daughter, I'll name her Laetita.

>>33613367
4chan is full of pussy deprived incels who wouldnt dare talk to a woman irl because they know they would get beaten up and pegged

>>33613378
I need those to not be broken, though.
>>33613382
He'll say what he thought it sounded like, ask me to say it like I said it before, make a joke about it, etc. It came up frequently enough that it's my one specific gripe about him.

>>33613385
hating the opposite gender is so 2019

>>33613384
>It's showing that women are more agreeable and less likely to question things and just go along with whatever ideas they're told.
NTA but you're extrapolating based on nothing.
Having good grades doesn't mean that you're agreeable.

>>33613388
Most of the men here can't even post hand or voice so that stands to reason

>>33613389
Wait, he's the guy you want to be the father of the kid? Nonono, he sounds immature af. ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

>>33613359
F. I hate the idea of losing my agency during sex in such a unilateral and impersonal way. Ropes don't care about safe words, they're not safe.

>>33613359
F
I would prefer being tied up. But I have an irrational fear that my partner would pass out or die and then I’m stuck. I would only do it if there was another person there, like a threesome or whatever

>>33613388
there's really only 1 or 2, most guys in this thread seem shockingly normal. it's just that the incel(s) make it their entire hobby to shitpost here as seen in >>33613385 lmao imagine how much time this pussy bitch is wasting typing up mean words on the internet instead of doing anything in the real world

>>33613388
> they know they would get beaten up and pegged
That is the goal though. But women won't even do that.

>>33613393
I don't think he's immature, he just doesn't appreciate the line between joking with me and joking AT me.

>>33613400
Which is immature. What? Is he going to make fun of the kid if it can't say a word right yet?

>>33613387
Honest question, are you black?
>>33613395
Wait, how is the partner dying? I get fight or flight response some people have but that is a new one.

>>33613397
Are you crying?

>>33613403
They have a heart attack or something

>>33613403
>black
the fuck...? if anything, it's a french coded name but it's actually just latin

>>33613404
do you really think your text posts have that much power over anyone? lmao that's actually embarrassing. barely anyone is skimming your posts. no one on earth has their feelings actually hurt by them

>>33613359
M. Tied up girls are hot but rigging is way too time consuming.

>>33613408
Would you enjoy walking in on your partner already tied up for you?

>>33613402
>it
But I get what you're saying. I don't get the vibe that he's doing it maliciously, and I'd hope that he'd at least be more thoughtful with a developing child than he is with my whale sounds during sex.

>>33613395
this is so hilarious i would have to quaff a swig of the ol romeo brew to fake die for a few hours while shes tied up just to watch her reaction

>>33613410
whale sounds? this guy sucks, find someone who respects you enough to not make fun of you when you give him your pussy. look itt to see what no pussy does to a man, they go psychotic.

>>33613405
That is some act of god level of fear.
>>33613406
I asked out of personal experience. I grew up in an area where black people used latin french naming conventions and white people were either Scottish named or polish named. NC isn't like that anymore though.

>>33613407
Wipe your tears and go clean the dishes.

>>33613410
You should probably bring it up. Making fun of people for letting lose has never led to better sex anyways.
>be more thoughtful with a developing child
Why not increase the chances by giving him an opportunity to learn how by not doing that to you?

>>33613415
>gottem! kek

I can't tell whether I should have a thread-crush on BlueValkyrie or not.

>>33613403
>are you black?
reminder that all of the first names of characters in Game of Thrones are black as fuck

>Tyrion Jones
>Cersei Collins
>Jaime Collins
>Theon Brown
>Euron Brown
>Daenerys Washington

>>33613419
Do you have a BBW fetish?

>>33613415
nta do you die a little inside when you realize your words have no impact or

>>33613408
Thats the best part, prepping them is like foreplay.

>>33613419
Well, the last one who did is sleeping with the fishes..... your call

>>33613413
I'm the one who compares some sounds I make to that scene in Finding Nemo where Dory is talking to the whales.
That's admittedly embarrassing regardless of any comments.
>>33613417
Agreed. I'll bring it up this weekend.

>>33613419
>BBW
>single mom
>"ethical non-monogamist"

I don't know why you would

I dont trust people.
I am retarded.
I now know the truth and cannot let him back into my life.
Atoga, give me strength. Please.

>>33613412
>>33613414
Dammit. I was hoping for a little sympathy. Doesn’t look good for my future, heh~

>>33613385
imagine thinking 4chan shitposting impacts the real world in any way. i feel bad for you anon, too much of a baby bitch boy to say anything mean to actual real women, only brave enough to talk to males larping as female

>>33613432
What truth?

>>33613433
Teasable.

>>33613185
I dont want to wage i just want to be a neet

>>33613185
Meetings moved the thursday. I left discord to focus on work and yet I am here. Now.

>>33613300
F
Empathy, maturity, and to not be a racist, sexist, homophobic shitbag.

>>33613165
i wish for my brain to have enough executive function skills to actually do things

>>33613185
I am not supposed to type with my right hand after my cyst got drained so today is gonna suck

>>33613447
Women go out of their way to pick these guys literally every time.

>>33613342
Based Exhibanon with the brown anime girls

>>33612974
I'm sorry anon :(

>>33613419
Uh, unless you're moistcritikal you should probably not.

>>33613359
>Anons, how do you feel about rope bondage? State gender and if you prefer being the one tied up or doing the tying.
F
Woof

>>33613461
You really like that pic, don't you?

Did somebody say brown anime girls?

How do i recover after tearing my frenulum gooning?

>>33613455
Not every time. But he was a friend of a friend and was really funny and we shared a lot of the same interests. But he refused to grow up and over time became a lot more brazen with the things he would say.

>>33613461
Heavy petting fodder.

>>33613469
Don't touch it

>>33613451
Did it hurt? Take some xanax and you won't think about it.

>>33613085
Anon beat me to the answer, but it's not full blown horror.
Tell what, here's a scene to help you gauge/gather an idea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYg8rEDT1RU&ab_channel=EduardK.

>>33613470
People don't grow out of being edgy retards anymore, they exclusively get worse.

>>33613462
I do. I like how the red and blue pop, plus the arm binders.

>>33613472
Woof

Anyone else having a bad year?

>>33613469
Ive damaged my dick 4 times gooning. 1 time from a blowjob with teeth leading to really painful sex after.
I thought it was how losing virginity was supposed to feel.

Second guessing myself.
Is womens intuition usualy wrong?

>>33613340
Don’t kill yourself aha…

>>33613479
kek didn't you ask this yesterday? i raised my hand

>>33613483
You're usually wrong but not always

>>33613479
The current one?
Yeah, sure. I barely notice anymore since it's like the 7th bad year in a row, with like 2 or 3 mediocre-at-best years, and then idk, all the years up to that also being bad.

>>33613479
I'm certainly not having a Goodyear. Michelin tires only.

>>33613483
Your gut feeling is usually the correct one.

>>33613483
Not in my experience.

>>33613478
>Arm binders
I'm usually a masochist but arm binders and even leg binders are aesthetically pleasing on women.

good morning everyone!
I love flat girls

>>33613478
>I like how the red and blue pop

It reminds me of this manga called "Colorless." It's 90% monochromatic like most manga, but there are pops of color throughout the story. The setting is where color has literally been removed from the world

>>33613492
>Gut feeling is usually the correct one
Time for me to make a bad financial decision and buy a dualsport motorcycle while my daily gets repaired.

guys I beat the dragonlord in the original dragon quest, are you proud of me?

>>33613469
>>33613481
Men whine about chaffing their dick from jerking off a little, but they've never gone to urgent care over masturbating or fallen on a floor mounted dildo or other actually painful things.

>>33613499
gut feelings about a situation are not the same as impulsive feelings to take poorly considered actions lol

>>33613500
I don't know anything about it but good job

>>33613500
Fairly. It’s not easy even with a guide. What RPG is next?

>>33613485
I don't remember doing that... did you drug me?

Atogans, where can I find some good sfw bondage pics? I don't want to look at actual porn, I just want to get ideas.

>>33613410
Calling an undefined kid "it" is fine.

>>33613501
That is where you are wrong. I have went to the ER from anal masturbation and my dick had to get looked at at an urgent care after I lost my virginity and it was unbearable to walk or sit down. I literally had an infection on my dick.

>>33613509
>sfw bondage
Try Nickelodeon shows produced by Dan Schneider I guess.

Men’s balls shrink in the cold. Ladies, do your breasts do the same? My small titty gf says yes, while my ex says no and hers were bigger.

>>33613500
You are probably one of several millions who have done this?

>>33613515
Not featuring children * didn't think I had to explicitly state that, but this is 4chan after all.

>>33613512
I was going to go on a tirade that my future child isn't just a concept, that they're already real and important to me even if they haven't been brought into the world yet, but I feel like I'd be called baby crazy or just plain crazy.

>>33613504
My gut tells me they won't have my normal motorcycle fixed in the next 2 months. It has already been 2 months waiting.

>>33612960
>>33613085
The Terror is kino and one of the best tv shows ever made.

I honestly think the monster is the least scary part of it, it's more about the paranoia and growing madness of the crew the longer their isolation in the Arctic goes on.

If you liked Lost and like horror you should also watch From, but you'll be screaming at your tv for the characters to stop acting retarded and share information with one another. The first season is really good, the others are so-so, but I watched it mostly because it was fun to participate in the /tv/ threads. It's a guilty pleasure. The show is good because the monsters are very clearly just fucking around and doing it for fun.

>>33613410
Get over it. You can say “he or she”, “they”, or “it” to describe unknown gender of anyone.

>>33613519
I'd call you a Karen.

>>33613435
>she's still seething
Kek.
Did you clean the dishes like I told you to?
>imagine thinking 4chan shitposting impacts the real world in any way
Where did I say that, you fucking retard? I clearly meant that men should screw over the foids around them.

>>33613519
I just said that because I'm ESL and used to calling non gendered kids it, dw.

>>33613526
don't you have long division homework, sweetheart?

>>33613516
Mine shrink and I’m small

I dont know anything about woman. If they arent on the birth control pill my understanding searching around is that they only get horny like men in the 2 days before, after and during ovulation. Is this right

>>33613529
This 4chan thread is fun! Love from Indonesia

>>33613375
>or a tiny bit of Portuguese bleeds into an expression I say or whatever while we're fucking and he'll start laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn5-L0mquzo

I'm sorry but accent slips will never be not funny, you have to give him a pass on that one at least. The other ones probably not though

>>33613532
Nigga isn’t your country on fire right now

Did anyone here participate in the Paris Poop Protests of 2024?

>>33613516
Mine are small and they get tighter which I guess makes them look smaller but they’re perkier and rounder

>>33613496
Woo

>>33613530
this is incorrect. scientifically speaking, women are horny for chad and chadlets 24/7

I think I’m finally accepting that most men won’t find me attractive or interesting or smart or funny or likable at all

>>33613507
I didn't use a guide, I thought the game did a good job at guiding you with the hints the villagers gave, next I'll play final fantasy 1 on nes I've never played that one but I love final fantasy 4 and 5
>>33613505
thanks!
>>33613517
yeah probably

>>33613420
Eddard Jackson
Caitlyn Jackson
Samwell Wilson

>>33613541
dont give up
if you work hard you might develop one, maybe even two of those qualities after a few years

>>33613541
You can always be more beautiful.
You can always be more entertaining.
You can always be more enjoyable.

>>33613536
I believe over there they call it Ramadan

My GF has to shower everytime before we have sex and it really interrupts things. I can get her dripping wet, and then we both have to shower because she wants to be clean before doing it. This sort of kills the mood and I struggle to get her wet again when we finally end up on the bed. It takes like an hour to go through her routine. How can I keep things hot?

>>33613524
Okay.
>>33613525
Fair.
>>33613527
I understand.
>>33613534
I don't have an accent. I just grew up around Portuguese-speaking relatives, and I picked up on some exclamations that I ended up repeating into adulthood when I'm surprised, angry, etc. I don't even say half of them correctly, I bet.

>>33613541
well, yes, most men will like you for your warm pussy and nothing else. that's why you have to be picky when finding a partner.

men are happy to get their dicks wet at all, and will "settle" for women that they are straight up incompatible with. they will relegate you to "practice gf" and leave when they think they've found better, but you will get strung along for years.

you, unfortunately, have to do all the vetting work.

>>33613544
I’ll be infertile by then so it won’t matter

>>33613548
>How can I keep things hot?
You grab her, pin her down and fuck her right in the pussy and put an end to this neurotic bullshit.

>>33613548
Shower together?

Why aren't you playing Silksong?
Also, why do people give a shit about Silksong? It's a stupid indie platformer thing, why do people seem to care so much?

>>33613548
you cant
that is relationiship-ending behavior
tell her if she refuses to let you bury your nose in her pits before sex and then proceed without showering you will break up and possibly commit self harm

>>33613541
So, you have inverted. You are seeing the world like men do when it comes to trying to get relationships.
Good, use that to filter people out and find the right person.

>>33613516
No, but my nipples could cut glass any time it drops below 50 degrees

>>33613494
I'm not a big fan of the leg binders (the kind that fold your legs) in case I get a random Charlie horse, but I love arm binders.

>>33613509
Try looking up bondage on Pinterest. A lot of aesthetically pleasing stuff on there. Tumblr used to be good, but they died.

>>33613556
I have no clue what that is.

PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET RESET
GET RESET

>>33613556
because major game studios are trash now and don't make fun games

Why won't any female women let me smear my poop on their toes?

>>33613564
Okay but neither do tiny indie platformers. The only game that was any good in the past 5 years was Rogue Trader.

>>33613563
*remains retarded*
looksl ike you dont got the proper equipment

>>33613556
Because I haven't played Hollow Knight yet

Should I play that next or Outer Wilds?

>>33613569
yeah and if i'm gonna play a shit game for 10-20 hours, i would rather pay $10 to an indie dev than $800+$90 to Nintendo Corp

>>33613567
why dont we compromise and you can smear your brains over my toes instead and ill help

>>33613560
What? I’m giving up I’m tired of trying

>>33613518
>>33613515
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgVIL0mo6yA

What percentage of Asian girls would not mind me having an Asian fetish?

>>33613572
Outer wilds is one of the best games ever made, there are only a handful of games ever that would even warrant considering whether to play over Outer Wilds.

>>33613548
eat her ass and say "you will never be dirty enough to gross me out"

Why do men become so pliant when they're around the girl they like?

>>33613578
1/2

>>33613561
Occasionally/d/ used to have sfw ""comfy"" bondage threads. Not enough art for it to stay around.

>>33613578
women are so fucking weird
>guy likes the category I fall into
>this is a bad thing

>>33613578
1% (the ones who are sex workers)

>>33613582
How is that a queschtschun??

Any girl wanna duo on Overwatch 2? :D

>>33613585
woke
>man likes me because I was born with a vagina
broke
>man likes me because I was born Asian

I feel big poopy coming

I like using both hands to stroke my cock :3

>>33613585
People don't liketo be fetished most of the time

>>33613555
We do.
>>33613557
The sex is still pretty great though. It's just really hard to get her pussy wet again after showering. I do eat her out and finger her.
>pits
No smell whatsoever.
>>33613581
Not the problem, she's just a germophobe.

>>33613590
Bespoke
>I like her Asian vagina

>>33613582
because the physical dynamics of attraction between men and women play out in reverse for emotional dynamics, with none of the legal deterrents. spiritually, women are violent cavemen

>>33613591
pooping is just anal in reverse

>>33613593
As a male I can't imagine being upset if a girl had a fetish for people like me.

>>33613592
this is the second time you post this today

>>33613585
i'm just going to stick my cock up your ass. why are you offended? i thought all 4chan moids love getting pegged

the spiral is getting tighter

>>33613556
Too many other games to play.

>>33613599
that's because you are pathetic and crave outside validation

>>33613599
You ever saw that clip of lebron with the with women in the benches?

>>33613548
She has ocd and is probably a closeted lesbian, I knew a guy like that, let her do that. Shower with her next time. Its okay if she pees afterwards too, if not she could get a uti from you tbhh

>>33613561
The folded leg kind is fine, but i like with arm binders I much prefer the corset like ones. I don't know what they are called. Talking about bdsm stuff always makes me feel like a boomer creep though. I'm not a boomer and I want yo avoid that cringe image.

I looked at a girls books when i went over and i think she thought i was stealing from her because i flinched when she walked back in the room

>>33613582
because moids are natural followers. they do this around other moids they perceive as being higher up on the social ladder as well. the biology of their brain requires them to follow the leader, they are incapable of taking the lead themselves. the stupidest among them do this subconsciously and project their natural subservience to females, using violence to force them to comply.

>>33613608
i prefer rope bondage with box ties around the arms but i feel like anything that holds my arms is sexy

>>33613601
technically it's the first time of the day for me since I just woke up

>>33613556
I didn't like hollow knight I thought blasphemous was way better and less bloated

>>33613613
I like rope for most circumstances, it is just versatile. God, I wish I bdsm dungeons didn't scare and cringe me out.

>>33613614
mhm, so it's the first AND the last thing you post in a day?

>>33613618
Yeah, same, dungeons and people who are extremely "out" about being into bdsm are extremely creepy and cringey. Like. Yes I like bondage and stuff, but doing it out in the open in public is fucking weird.

>>33613620
nta he's trying to say he has a huge cock. or tiny hands. it could go either way

How come all the new porn starlets are either bogged or brown

>>33613607
>OCD
Sweet.
>closeted lesbian
Definitely not.
>shower with her
I do.
>its okay if she pees afterward
You're supposed to do that anyway

>>33613623
obviously

>>33613624
if you want more sluts you have to stop society from loudly hating sluts

>>33613610
>oh god, he found the murder manual for disposing of evidence and my goons are still half an hour away, think fast think fast think fast how do i stall him from calling the cops?

>>33613578
I wouldn’t mind, but he has to also like me as a person and stuff

>>33613608
I prefer straps and buckles that keeps the arm bent. When they're straight, it irritates my rotator cuffs and biceps tendons.

>>33613613
Real. Plus you can't beat the OG: hands tied together and suspended/hooked above you. You can still move, but it's pointless.

>>33613618
I prefer bamboo rope because traditional rope tends to irritate my skin and I don't like the feel of it. Especially nylon.

>>33613611
I struggle to believe this is true

>>33613630
You have goons?

>>33613627
Based dark meat enjoyed, Shub Niggurath

>>33613633
truth isn't always what you want to be true

>>33613632
Why
are they purple

>>33613639
blasphemous slander
you shall be cursed

>>33613639
Forgot the pic again

>>33613628
The sluts were better when they were more hated

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33613582
M

People are afraid to rock the boat, especially with girls they like. But the ironic thing is it's the guys who rock the boat that attract women. So they act nice and are a complete and total pushover and never stand their ground for what they believe in and then complain when women walk all over them when they never put up a resistance to begin with.

Women aren't attracted to jerks over nice guys, they're attracted to men who stand their ground over pliant men.

What the hell is going on?

>>33613644
I see how it is
you go on the list

>>33613652
hm? what you want nigga??

>>33613640
I just think it's not true. It's not my experience. Maybe there's a bunch of soft men I don't ever interact with.

>>33613656
you wouldn't. lol

>>33613632
I enjoy both the restrictions and the pain and irritation. The aftermath is like being left with a lot of hickies.

>>33613522
>The Terror is kino and one of the best tv shows ever made.
It's one of my favorite tv series too! I watched it in 2019, a few days into the new year, and what a way to start the year! ^_^
>I honestly think the monster is the least scary part of it, it's more about the paranoia and growing madness of the crew the longer their isolation in the Arctic goes on.
Concur, but also I think my favorite part (in S1 because I started to watch S2 but I liked it so little compared to S1 that I refused to watch any further and tarnish my opinion of S1.) was the clash between worldviews: the captain is a man of religion, but he's an impractical person. He also personifies the role of someone being at the helm of something despite having only theoretical opinions about it, how it works...Francis though is a man who's shaped by experience. Then there's Hicky whose ideology can be said to be machiavellian: there's no good or bad, only outcomes. The goal justifies the means. Hickey is also a shape shifter: we learn he's impersonating someone else which is symbolic of how he is: he'll take on any shape if it means survival. He's also not religious (the murder and the gay sex especially cement him as lucifer who disobeys God)
It's a battle of worldviews, heightened by the existential threat of the monster and of freezing and starving to death.

>>33613622
I hate the situation I find myself in, it's like an itch I can't scratch and everyone finds it disgusting except for the most repulsive people.

>>33613664
>self awareness level: undetectable

>>33613660
yes, actually. at the very least for arguments on the internet. what are you gonna do about it

>>33613663
>I started to watch S2 but I liked it so little compared to S1 that I refused to watch any further and tarnish my opinion of S1

S2 was when AMC tried to make it into an anthology series. No one who worked on season 1 worked on season 2 and the budget was much smaller. The Terror name comes from the book S1 adapted.

>>33613620
not really I was just horny last night and this morning
>>33613623
I don't really know what I'm trying to say, but I mean everyone can use both hands that's nothing special

>>33613669
Tie you to a board, put salt paste on your soles and install you in the goat stable.

>>33613658
That's how I feel about spanking, but I just can't stand the texture and rope burns.

Why his dick smell like crawfish boil?

>>33613672
>not really I was just horny last night and this morning
MOOOM BRING THE DEVICE

>>33613680
Wash yo cooter.

>>33613664
I've had the best experiences with men who weren't necessarily super into it before, but were open to learning it and ended up finding it sexy. It's kind of a coin toss though, lots of men just aren't into it at all or think it's annoying/unsexy to do the rigging part.

>>33613681
>some kids got this treatment
>my mom would just hit me instead

>>33613681
I have had similar devices implemented against me by my fiancée

how long after meeting a girl should you ask her out

>acquaintance of mine complains to me how she's feeling depressed because she has no bf and feels lonely
>ask her on a date to cheer her up
Incels, femcels, guys, gals.... It's that easy, just talk, shoot your shot

Who is gonna get plapped?
Who yearns for the plapp?

>>33613695
about 36 minutes

>>33613695
DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE

>>33613359
I'll rope her like a turkey someday

>>33613693
apparently not hard enough
>>33613694
why?

>>33613697
im getting some when chadlet gets home tonight im gonna jump him

>>33613697
Me asking Jesus for someone to rearrange my guts

>>33613695
I refuse to believe that there is people so autistic they genuinely ask questions like this.

>>33613694
>I am so, so disappointed in you anon. I thought we promised you wouldn't need the self-rape prevention device anymore. And look at that, you fucking lied to me. Again.

>>33613702
Nope. Now I masturbate at work constantly and talk to randos on 4chan about my masturbation habits and sexual preferences.

>>33613605
The only people who don't understand that value of outside validation are the ones who already receive a bunch of it.

>>33613697
Not me.
Not me.

>>33613703
Plap him really good, bae.
Show him who's boss of this gym.

>>33613704
You'll become a witness once I a. Done with you.

If I haven’t found a boyfriend by 26 I probably never will right

>>33613702
>why?
Orgasm denial

>>33613668
Rude. I try not to make it public.
>>33613686
You assume I am a fem anon bit I am not. Worse, I actually enjoy the rigging part but I never meet women into it. I'm vers though so I also like being tied up myself.

>>33613703
You were always annoying in a cute way but now that you have a boyfriend it really has brought out the worst in you.

>>33613712
nice
>>33613707
a classic

>>33613681
I was never caught masturbating once

>>33613711
Yes

>>33613705
>I refuse to believe that there is people so autistic they genuinely ask questions like this.
believe it
ive been talking to a girl semi regularly in class for the last week and a half and i dont know how to proceed

>>33613711
Oh, you will. You just won't have the interpersonal experiences to filter out the bad apples and will be stuck dating emotionally stunted sociopaths.

>>33613694
hot! my ex wouldn't allow me to cum without her permission sometimes I would go for an entire month without cooming

>>33613718
don't proceed, you should not risk making more like you

>>33613716
Try not locking the door

>>33613709
*Plap left*
*Plap right*

>>33613714
i never posted here before i had a bf lol. i started posting here because i am obsessed with him and can't text him constantly when he is at work.

>>33613696
Implies I have seen women that are single anywhere other than online.

>>33613714
which femanon was this before the chadlet thing?

>>33613723
I never locked the door I just listened for footsteps while jerking it

>>33613722
eat my ass faggot

>>33613724
):<

>>33613720
That is increeibly grim.

>>33613697
my new bf said he wants to stuff me tonight..im so nervous but very happy

>>33613623
6.2 is not big thoughbeit

>>33613729
>also into having his ass eaten
when you thought it can't get any worse...

>>33613732
taxidermists are so cool..

>>33613730
Does girlie need some slaps too? Do I need to get out the leash?

>>33613732
moid hands

>>33613731
she would tease me the entire time too, the orgasms were mind blowing

>>33613739
*grabs you by the ears and shakes your whole head hard*

>>33613741
plap

we all have that one ex we would fuck if we had a chance to

>>33613697
I'm going to get fucked by raw dick for the first time ever this weekend. I'll either love it or hate it.

>>33613727
idk who they think i am, but i never posted in this board/thread before we were dating. i posted on other boards very occasionally but i would be surprised if anyone could recognize me across boards like that.

>>33613742
As I said, that sounds incredibly depressing.

>>33613741
im not a man

>>33613745
with a cactus, maybe

>>33613736
>taking insults literally
so you're a self-loathing autist then
im so sorry

>>33613746
It's actually perfect, he can first fuck you then finish in your ex. Everyone is happy.

>>33613752
>does not understand a joke
your autism is bottomless

>>33613745
Yeah, but it'd be an incredibly degrading hatefuck.
And not the lovely kind where she gets a kiss on her cheek in the end.