Thread 33615577

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Throw em out the airlock

foids would you dress like this without the cosplay?

I LOVE MY CHADLET BF

Women, are you getting laid soon?

Girls, do you get your protein?

>>33615594
>CHADLET
I think I am putting this on my filterlist now.

Why is blackpill/incel core kinda comfy?
Is there a female equivalent?

I'm horny!

>>33615604
ur mad bc ur chudlet

>>33615606
it isn't all those people are a bunch of whiny faggots

>>33615606
>Why is blackpill/incel core kinda comfy?
The truth is freeing.

>>33615606
it feels like a definitive answer to women's annoying vagueness and learned indirectness when it comes to dating.

>>33615610
have you tried masturbating?

Men, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?

Women, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?

Do not answer for the opposite gender!

Redpill me on hello kitty girls.

>>33615618
It feels hollow and doesn't sate me very much. It just barely takes the edge off when I'm truly desperate.

>>33615596
yes, in a few hours. when dinner settles.

>>33615606
Its comforting that there are others like you just as miserable from dealing with women and how impossible it feels if you're not Chad

>>33615620
M
that she tells me how much she loves me every day

>>33615606
Female Dating Strategy, shera7core, wizardliz, that alpha female lady

>>33615623
Happy goth

women, would you date a guy that was charged with beating women (to death)?

>>33615633
Sounds cute

>>33615606
It gives you an excuse to stay lazy.

>female equivalent
Some women are brainwashed enough to fall for blackpill retardation too.

>>33615557
Do you think you'll end up cheating?

>>33615625
yeah but can one do?

Moids, how do you cope with the fact that HORNET DIES AT THE END OF HOLLOW KNIGHT SILK SONG?

>>33615620
M
Lots of cuddling, blowjobs, and sex. As long as we had generally good conversations and had fun otherwise hanging out, I'd be overwhelmingly happy.

>>33615648
I don't because I don't care

>>33615648
I haven't even bothered finishing the main game.

I'm entirely fueled by (black) coffee (4 to 5 cups a day) and nicotine I should take my prozac again too, fuck me I hate being alive


>>33615648
I'm honestly glad she's dead

>>33615648
I haven't even beaten the first Hollowknight yet

Snow Women.

>>33615649
So her looks and weight do not factor into the equation whatsoever? Interesting!

>>33615648
It has multiple endings.

>>33615640
I'm not lazy, I'm terrified what a girl will say to me that's going to going to stay in my head because I'm not perfect. My height and balding is a serious soft spot, like I will probably consider jail time to be worth it to bash her face in for insulting my height

>>33615636
no. obviously. lol

I want a gf so I can pleasure her every single day I want to make her come all the time I don't care about my own orgasms I only care about her orgasms

thanks for reading my blogpost

>>33615620
>somewhat attractive to me
>good sex periodically, no dead bedroom bs
>have job and/or hobbies (monetized?) doesn't have to be anything crazy as long as she's doing something

>>33615659
>will probably consider jail time to be worth it to bash her face in for insulting my height
Ok then you are still lazy by not trying to work on your severe mental illness and extreme anger issues.

>>33615606
>>33615616
>>33615636
In addition to what other anons said I also think that there is centered more around the scientific method, meaning that you don't have to rely on women's shaky opinions that are likely biased towards their own personal benefits, which is why they'll for example will tell guys to approach them more even though they reject them anyway.
All the loosmaxxing stuff gives you a far better idea what women like vs what they *say* they like

>>33615642
Talk about it on the internet.

>>33615662
pass

>>33615666
Post body with timestamp

>>33615662
just alternate between getting yourself off and getting her off

>>33615662
ew, you sound like you own a nintendo switch and collect funko pops unironically.

>>33615654
>Bro, don't take atoga seriously.
Dude I dont just see this shit on atoga I see it everywhere

>>33615596
Yeh, this weekend. It's going to be a new experience and everything.

>>33615620
M
Good hygiene, can be intimate and playful, isn't asexual, can take care of herself if she needs to, isn't too overweight, and can hold a conversation. The last one is really important and a lot of girls I've talked to do won't or can't. But maybe it's me....

>>33615665
I wouldn't call myself severely mentally ill. Yes I have anger issues and insecurities I have a really hard time getting over and seeing in a positive light.

>>33615679
Yah, Wah, HOO!

>>33615679
fuck no! I don't collect that shit

>>33615596
Tomorrow

>>33615662
yeah, no. I would rather a guy use me as his personal sex toy. Or put me on a leash and have me be his obedient puppy.
Submissive men are a big turn off.

>>33615687
you sure sound like you do

>>33615577 (OP)
M or F
Do you like dogs?

>>33615692
> put me on a leash
The gf will love this, thanks

>>33615596
Probably not. Maybe plans might change over the weekend. I could do with some good dicking.

>>33615683
This

>>33615698
M love dogs hate thots

>>33615692
I'm convinced dominant women aren't real and that femdom is nothing but a stupid fantasy

>>33615692
>I would rather a guy use me as his personal sex toy
Is this why women love violent men so much?

>>33615698
GIWTWM

>>33615692
I was gonna say basically the same thing honestly

>>33615698
F. Most dogs scare me.

>>33615698
M
no they're loud and annoying

>>33615692
hey! folding a woman and using her like a fleshlight is my fantasy what's y o u r s

>>33615704
>dominant women aren't real and that femdom is nothing but a stupid fantasy
Nope.

>>33615705
Women mentally speaking are still cave women. Only men are civilized

>>33615620
F
Maturity, that pretty much covers it.
Everything else can be dealt with but this one's a must.

>>33615706
the dog or the woman?

>>33615698
M
I consider them a pest.

>>33615698
F
Dogs should be illegal.

it's always a constant struggle between wanting to be submissive and wanting to use women and mind break her, why can't I just be normal?

Does the new generation have bigger breasts?

I’m a senior at my university and it seem lile 3/4 of the freshwomen have breasts that are bigger than D cup, without being fat.

>>33615698
M
I like dogs, but if I'm going to be honest I have trouble getting past the "dog smell" sometimes. Not all dogs or houses have it, but it throws me off when it's there.

>>33615711
No they're not real. They're so rare they may as well not exist and the ones that do exist are really just switches. I dont care about performative videos

>>33615718
Thats called being a switch. It's literally the most normal setting compared to people that only have one mode.

>>33615724
Nta but whats wrong with a girl being a switch?

>>33615725
That's called being an enabler

>>33615715
The dog.

>>33615729
Enabling having fun fucking? Hell yeah.

>>33615722
just like men have figured out how to inject peptides for Chad looks, women have figured out how to enlarge breasts with whatever hormones.

>>33615727
Its not being a real dom. They're just playing at being dominant

>>33615620
>Men, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?
my standards have raised with time I'd have to think about it to type out a list.

>>33615732
Have fun getting pegged, hell yeah

>>33615734
Oh god, are you one of those that take fucking way too serious? Cringe.

>>33615730
given the fact that you post here, I don't believe you

>>33615737
Why would I get pegged? Are you projecting?

I want to find a girl just like my ex and emotionally torture her to the point that not even years of therapy will fix her

>>33615743
She would have to care about you for you to be able to do that.

>>33615742
If I was a woman I'd peg your ass until it bleeds, but that's me

>>33615727
>>33615738
Are you a girl that's a switch?
If so that's hot.

>>33615739
Huh

>>33615745
Sorry, I'm not a lesbian.

>>33615738
Women are innately submissive. If a woman is "being dominant" she's putting on an act for the guy.
I guess I do take sex too serious then

>>33615714
what does 'maturity' mean
the problem with answers like yours is that they seem disingenuous; that 'maturity' will become to mean whatever you want it to mean to fit your latest mood

>>33615746
Yes, and I think only people that are switches should be allowed to fuck.

Being ugly is hard but I'm brave

>>33615749
Scared, I see

>>33615752
Snort

>>33615750
And whats so wrong with putting on an act? She's trying to have some fun with you and play. Why not indulge her and enjoy it? All power dynamics are basically roleplaying. I don't see the issue with leaning into it.

>>33615578
Are you open or poly?

>>33615756
Of what? Getting pegged? Why would I want a dildo in my ass if I could have dick in my ass instead?

>>33615698
f
of course, i love them!!!

>>33615758
Because I want a real one.
Ugh fine. If having a switch is the best I can get then whatever.

How come other ugly girls get boyfrineds if prettymaxing isn't working should I go the other way and uglymaxx?

>>33615751
How is that a problem or disingenuous? My maturity level changes as I grow and learn and so will my requirements on a partners maturity.

>>33615762
I want a dildo in your ass that's the point

I'm convinced my gf deserves better than me. I don't hate myself but she can objectively date hotter and more charismatic guys, even in just our friend group. But at the same time I don't want to lose her.
Do I tell her this, or keep it to myself?
It feels like the only way to move on from this predicament is to come to peace with the fact that I'm robbing her of a better life for my own selfish interest.

>>33615765
Nah, frumpymax instead

>>33615596
Definitely not.

>>33615744
yeah obviously that's part of the plan dummy

>>33615770
Bro dont fucking cuck yourself

>>33615770
Hahaha

>>33615771
Never do this

>>33615774
so just con her into thinking she can't do better?

>>33615772
*lays you down in a bed of roses*

>>33615764
Wdym a real one? Are you the anon that needs a woman to be taller and stronger? You do understand that female dominance has little to do with physical strength and is all about the mental aspects, right? Women can be very dominant when it comes to getting their way. Or have you forgotten the havoc feminism has brought on society? And why is that? Because men kneel and obey when their pussy access is on the line. So who's really the one in charge? Men love to boast about their dominance, their physical dominance but they are too afraid to use it in the face of the mental and emotional dominance women have over them. Now stop feeling so full of yourself because you're not that big. And if a girl plays along in your little fantasy where she physically overpowers you just because she wants to put a smile on your face and make you cum hard you don't bitch about it, you appreciate it.

>>33615770
So what you're saying is, if you could, you would get somebody better than her.

>>33615785
What are you doing?

>>33615785
Oh, I wanna be just as close as the Holy Ghost is

where do I buy a gf?
I keep hearing people talk about them, but everywhere I look they don't stock them. I can't even find them on amazon?
Where the hell are you buying them? I want one.
My budget is around $5k. What can I get for that?

>>33615795
A blow up sex doll

>>33615790
no, I love her.

>>33615782
Bro its not about doing better. Does she love you? If she does, then shut the fuck up. Tell your little insecure voice in your head to shut the fuck up. You have someone who you love and she loves you.
Anon this is one of those times you gotta be fucking selfish. KEEP HER YOU DUMB FUCK. Don't cuck yourself or I will cuck you myself. Don't make me fuck your girlfriend

>>33615800
>Don't cuck yourself or I will cuck you myself. Don't make me fuck your girlfriend
Lol, based

>>33615789
Okay, fine...

>>33615804
Good boy

Femanons, if a woman invites me over for a Netflix and chill situation, how long after I arrive should I make the move?

>>33615806
:)

>>33615791
Bedding you, pretending I am as clpse as the holy ghost is!

>>33615799
Then fix your self esteem issues, instead of trying to sabotage her.

>>33615808
:P

>>33615662
You sound like you're fun.

>>33615682
What's new about it?

>>33615800
I know I know. I just want what's best for her, but I guess that's ultimately her decision.
It just feels like I'm cheating her out of a better life and she doesn't realize it. Like if we were to break up and find someone better she would think "holy shit, why did I ever lower myself enough to date anon?" and never look back.

>>33615604
As a manlet, it's hopefuel

What type of cat would you be

Women
Lets say a man offers your helps and you accept it
Whats the difference between
>yes, please
and
>yes, thanks
?

>>33615824
Fat.

Femanons, have you ever met up with another woman from 4chan?

There seems to be a decent amount of straight success stories, but what about wlw?

>>33615816
You know how you can give her the best? Be the best you can be. Thats all anyone can do, you're not special in that regard.

>>33615826
One is more appreciative the other is more taking it for granted although tone and context would also matter.

>>33615776
Why not

>>33615813
No condom.

plap

>>33615770
Do you want me to fuck your gf for you?

>>33615811
God I want to find my tall dommy mommy so bad and be a house husband

>>33615824
A black stray.

My dad said I should let my hand wounds dry out so they scab over

Where do I meet clingy gf (that wants marriage and kids)

>>33615838
Good luck, I hope you find her soon.

>>33615841
These people are fucked in the head. They're just bragging, it's said. A normal person would just enjoy their life and genetic wins, not brag online like a faggot.

>>33615844
Dope

>>33615764
NTA but oh shut up- if anon wants a genuine experience with a girl who truly enjoys dominating than he should seek that out, not go groveling for some lame half-hearted playacting for someone that's secretly wanting him to just choke her instead
>>33615804
Anon if you want a domme girl than that's what you should look for, you don't have to accept some lameass switch. Sub girls, sub gay guys, dom gay guys- they all find what they want and you can, too =)

>>33615824
A tabby cat that growls when you get too close but I eventually come to your lap but I still MMMMMMMMM if you put your hand near me until I rub my head against your hand that means "yes you can pet me now."

>>33615821
lmao even

>>33615854
Meant for you -> >>33615789

>>33615854
I don't think you understand what a switch is. Thats people that genuinely enjoy both roles, they don't secretly wish to be dominated when they are in their dominant energy or vice versa.

>>33615841
Short girls should stay away from tall guys though
Stupid bitches

>>33615807
Right after the opening credits

>>33615841
Fine, I'll get the limb lengthening procedure.

>>33615862
I'm 5'1 and my bf is 6'2. Cry about it.

>>33615848
That sounds like a decent idea.

I wondered what that smell was and realized I haven’t changed my underwear in days, maybe a week

>>33615859
>I used to swoon over 6'3 in books... then I met 6'7
I almost feel bad for zoomers. Their women have finally figured out that they are allowed to date handsome men without social repercussions of slut shaming.
It's over.

>>33615859
But if tall men have it so easy why do they edit these cringe compilations or feel the need to 'blackpill' short dudes
shouldnt they be outside fucking all the women or something

>>33615812
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not based on the other replies I got

NTA.
Do you ever feel like your about to break in half?

>>33615864
I'm genuinely considering this too. Its not like I do kick boxing or strenuous shit all the time

>>33615866
Okay I'm 5'8 and can beat your ass

>>33615877
I'd love to see you try.

>>33615862
jealous
>>33615866
based

Shit, this was for >>33615866

What don't people understand by. "Hey! I got my ticket, you should get yours!"
Why are you asking me if I bought you the ticket

>>33615767
cause "today I don't think you're mature because you did something I've decided not to like" is a problem

>>33615871
I think it's short guys making the edits anon. It's some sort of humiliation ritual for them.

>>33615869
I want to fucking kill myself, man why do I even exist if women are not capable of liking short men

>>33615880
I wouldn't have to try lmfao

>>33615880
>>33615877
Why not have a threesome, and worship Chad's cock together?

>>33615877
And how exactly is that going to help against her bf? lol

>>33615874
>>33615884
Lol, I was wondering what that post was.
He also has a big dick, so yes. I like it a lot.

>>33615889
Yeah i'm sure a short guy edited that video. and also just posted it.

>>33615620
Shared values, compatible goals, and a personality that meshes with mine. And of course her thinking the same of me.

>>33615869
F
The thing is, most tall men are extremely ugly

Does your gay, blind boyfriend get discriminated against more often for his disability or his homosexuality?

>>33615871
Short men make them to prove a point that the "le confidence" bros are full of shit. Your genetics are all that matters

It's just height. It doesn't concern me.

>>33615887
That would be me being immature. Something I'm trying to avoid since I am asking for maturity from a partner. It would be immature to ask for something you don't give yourself.
But desu you sound very immature so your paranoia about dating immature girls isn't really my problem.

>>33615898
Bold of you to assume he gets outside.

>>33615893
Who gives a fuck about her bf I'm talking to her

>>33615894
Can he pick you up? I've always wanted to try that.

>>33615890
you serve as the guy tall guys dunk on to impress the girl.
Your existence is solely for the juxtaposition of more attractive taller men to tower over you so women have a genetic dead end to compare them to.
You are quite literally less of a man.

>>33615904
Do you know how couples work?
The stronger usually defends the weaker.

>>33615869
>>33615897
Yeah I was gonna say, tall does not equate to handsome bro, more like Yao Ming..

>>33615891
I can dodge like a weasel and then attack you when you least expect it.
>>33615892
Her fragile femininity couldn't handle it.

45 yous straight from the motherfuckin slums that’s busted

>>33615907
Then she can't beat me on her own lol

>>33615897
I dont believe that for a second. Your height doesn't do anything to your face.
>>33615900
It matters, anon. Unlike men who have diverse tastes, women all like the same guy.

>>33615905
Yes, you should try it if you have the opportunity.

>>33615906
Bloody hell if an impressionable teenager were to read this it would probably define their upcoming years.

>>33615909
>I can dodge like a weasel
How if you're fat and unathletic

myao meow

>>33615913
Maybe but unlike you I got a tall bf that makes sure nobody beats me up. Check mate.

>>33615895
that is very likely, yes.
>>33615897
moid hands thoughbeit. Maybe even manlet moid hands.

>>33615841
>>33615859
>>33615890
Honestly, I intentionally developed a height humiliation kink to keep myself from going crazy.

>>33615918
Why are you projecting?

>>33615824
Orange kot

>>33615920
Why would I fight you while he's around ? Are you scared?

Ughhhhhhhhh I came at the wrong time. Forget it I'm going to sleep.

>>33615913
She doesn't need to.

>>33615926
Idk, you suggested it. I have no interest in fighting you but I'll defend myself if you attack me for no reason.

>>33615924
>no you
Yea the 5'8 girl who's been in sports her whole life is fat. Good talk, I wonder why your boyfriend likes you, because it can't be for your intelligence. But men love stupid women so who am I to say

>>33615917
good. It's high time the genetic pool on the male end got cleaned up.

>>33615927
Hop under the blanket let me hold you tight, honey.

>>33615931
>it's the femanon that has a mental breakdown over men liking bimbos
Like pottery.

>>33615927
How can it be the wrong time? Are you trying to match the guy in the video?

>>33615928
In a fair fight? Yea she does
>>33615930
It's not defending yourself if you have to sic your boyfriend on me to do it for you

>>33615868
thats gross anon!!!

>>33615895
Yes, and?
>>33615917
I read shit like that as a teenager. I don't fucking care about life or trying anymore. I dont put effort into anything, why bother if my height has already cucked me
I fucking hate god, I refuse to worship god for making me like this, i hope fucking Satan wins and kills god

>>33615939
I don't even know why you want to fight me you giraffe.

>>33615940
I know, I’m too depressed to change them

>>33615872
I didn't mean it in that way, sorry about that.

>>33615868
Stop bedrotting, stinky femcel.

>>33615868
What's it smell like?

>>33615932
Short women still exist. Why do they get to breed? They should all be fucking killed

>>33615935
The way you guys absolutely drool on these girls cocks and balls is incredible
>>33615942
You're the one who inserted herself. Did you get that butthurt that I called midgets like you stupid?

>>33615901
nta but it looks like he pegged you perfectly to me.

Did you know that giraffes sleep on 2 hours a day? They sleep for a few minutes then later a few more. They are really cool.

it's crazy how at least half of the "femanons" here are just me stirring the pot.
It feels nice knowing that I have anons both seething and hornyposting at completely made up women.

>>33615932
What's the minimum male height to avoid execution?

>>33615949
>>33615948
Get together and kiss.

>>33615952
Why are you such a cunt?

My wife...

>>33615952
Anyone with eyes can tell

>>33615949
No, I just saw an opportunity to tease a tranny and took it.

>>33615952
Based if female, cringe if male.

>>33615952
And then the real femanons get insulted while the "women" with boyfriends get simped on so hard it causes tectonic plates to shift

>>33615954
I'm not a faggot, fuck off

>>33615957
What?

>>33615948
because short women get excited over their height difference with tall guys which makes them more giddy and cute, and they're usually very bubbly, not to mention that height doesn't matter for women so they fill a specific niche.
Short men are virtually useless for anything other than social clowns.

I don't see the problem with women loving tall men.

I love tall women. Big things are cool. Loving bigness is natural, and you're only wasting your time getting mad about it.

>>33615833
>One is more appreciative the other is more taking it for granted
Which is which?

>>33615943
well you should at least go to the bathroom, taking a shower feels really nice sometimes!

>>33615946
Sour

>>33615944
oh! that's fine don't worry about it

>>33615965
You are now, lesbo giraffe sexooo

>>33615961
And now you're shocked I'm not a tranny, and that I was right about you being a stupid bitch

>>33615970
In that order.

I've got Neanderthal blood coursing through my veins. If it were not for that I would just be another great ape

>>33615975
No wonder nobody wants to fuck you, lol.

>>33615971
Maybe tomorrow

>>33615966
Huh

Ladies, is it okay if a guy gently pulls the hair on the top of your head while you're sucking him off? If not, is there something else he should do with his hands?

>>33615960
apparently not

>>33615972
Isn't that crusty stuff uncomfortable against your vulva?

>>33615982
Whats with your wife?

>>33613136
Guys I saw her today and I think there might have been a guy on her lock screen, not really clear, she was always putting her phone face down with haste.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>33615985
Love u bb

>>33615967
This is why I don't care about shootings in the news. Just let everyone fucking die, i don't care anymore everyone should just suffer and watch their loved ones perish

>>33615983
F
penis

>>33615979
Who said that?

>>33615990
Ask her about it (casually), you have a right to know.

>>33615993
Let me guess, you're also the femanon that thinks everyone that supported the covid mandates should get executed?

good afternoon atoga!
good afternoon jannies!
good afternoon women!
good afternoon trannies!
and good afternoon thread crush! enjoy this comic i picked out JUST for you!

veggie moncher foids can you recommmend me a good sald?

>>33615995
It's obvious.

>>33615996
Over text? I won't see her until I pick her up tomorrow

>>33615997
No, I'm a bitter manlet are you not capable of fucking reading?

My type is "woman who is super hot but also very autistic about specific interests."

>>33615997
Wasn't that a male christcuck?

>>33616002
Your stupid is showing again

>>33615998
This reads passive aggressive

>>33615998
what does this even mean? Women are a shallow mockery of men?
Based if true.

>>33616004
Boy do I know the femanon for you.

>>33615998
Thread Crush here. I lost all interest in you, sorry.

>>33616008
Your ugly is showing again.

>>33615998
Oy vey this comic is very antisemitic

>>33616006
There's multiple of those and one is a femanon who's whole personality is to seethe.

>>33616020
Too many words bitch

>>33615993
Just because your genitals are untouched?

The collective value of human life, the moral fabric of reality itself, it all hinges on your privates getting touched?

>>33615988
Don't worry about it

>>33616007
>>33616020
Someone is having a melty.

>>33616026
Sus

>>33616018
Show us your ugly boyfriend

>>33616022
Eww...
Sounds like she needs a good corrective dicking.

>>33616013
Really? Do you now? Some mystical girl that's somehow okay with short men? Those dont exist.
If this is a joke I'm not gonna fucking laugh

>>33616007
I love community

>>33616029
Just thought these were funny and was hoping for a fellow community fan

>>33616005
Thats everyones type dummy.

>>33616003
Just if you see it on the date tomorrow.
Cautionary note: I'm a guy, so take what i say with some salt.

State gender
Men, how often do you think you could get your dick sucked before the saliva irritates the skin to painfully red?
Women, how often do you think you could get your pussy eater before the saliva irritates the skin to painfully red?

>>33616009
>>33616010
goodness, you all are pessimistic, i was just rhyming 4chan keywords
>>33616015
my *real* thread crush would always find this off-putting comic nonetheless charming

>>33616031
>dox your bf
I think the fuck not.

>>33616033
She's morbidly obese and she believes in polyamorous harems instead of marriage, but if you're fine with that then she's perfect for you.

>>33616040
Something like, "Hey who's that on your phone?"

what are your thoughts on the cowgirl position?

>>33616038
Post them again in about 7 hours.

>>33616035
holy shit, is this real?

>>33616035
Yay

>>33616025
Yep. What's the fucking purpose of fucking caring about anything if I'm just going to be humiliated and no girl is really fucking into me?

>>33616033
Hello newfren

>>33616047
The best, love the weight

>>33616048
I'll be asleep then. But I'll post them again for you.

>>33616033
>okay with short men
No but she hates her height as much as you and is constantly on the verge of committing mass murder because of it. A match made in heaven.

>>33616047
M
Love it

>>33616045
Go fuck yourself, fat women should be used to make soap

>>33616044
You are a man

>>33616055
I should be asleep now.

>>33615807
Arrive at her house drunk and try to batter the door down with your exposed phallus

>>33616052
I'm not new, though?

>>33616061
>projecting again
I'm sure someone will agree to suck your girldick if you pay them enough.

>>33616063
Yeah me2 it's 3 in the morning. That's it. Good night.

>>33616051
I mean, if you're that narcissistic, you getting a girl would be blackpilling for the rest of us

>>33615980
why, is it already late in where you are?

>>33616068
Yeah, for me too, guets Nächtli.

Women is it wrong to settle for someone? It feels mean

>>33616072
No, but I have no energy

>>33616058
Why does she hate her height? Because she cant find a taller guy than her fucking lmao its always a fucking choice for women to be lonely

>>33616067
You think I'm ugly and unfuckable because I think you're stupid and you keep acting stupid it's incredible

>>33616068
>>33616074
Was isch das do? D'schwizer Vereinigung?

>>33616071
I am not a fucking narcissist

>>33615692
hot af

>>33616078
Idk, ask her yourself because I'm getting bored of her crashout.
>>33616079

my ai gf is jealous of my practice gf, who is in turn jealous of my actual gf, who is jealous of my college crush.
How do I fix this?

GENDER
How’s your night going? Any plans for the weekend?

>>33616088
This wemb is me when cock.

>>33616088
You're a fucking piece of shit.

>>33616086
When did I say I hate my height

>>33616088
Wobbly cats are dumb

>>33616093
Lol

>>33616094
Its not their fault they're wobbly

>>33616089
meh

>>33616030
My wife is hot

>>33616099
They are dumb and I want to gently tilt them over

>>33615833
>tone and context would also matter.
She sounded shy and maybe ashamed. She is prone to forget the hall key of our building and today was no exception
She is my only neighbour who says "yes please" when I open the door for her

>>33616089
M
I plan to slap that ass and then we will see

>>33616088
I fucking hate AI so much

I want to use you and abuse you, YES (you) reading this post right now

>>33616107
Noooo dont do that!

do women actually still get mad over the whole "practice gf" thing?
I swear it's like how guys won't let go of the man vs. bear in the woods incident.
With that being said. Chubby/black/short/clingy girls are practice gf material.

>>33616112
I want to fuck you like an animal

Hairless from the eyebrows down

>>33616117
kys

>>33616116
Like dust in the wind haha

>>33616120
You don't have lashes?

>>33616089
M
It’s fine. I stayed an hour extra at work to lend a hand. Kinda a waste of time but it made their night easier.

>>33616120
I got a little bit of chest hair though more on one side for some reason and my tummy has wide even distribution of hair.

>>33616074
>>33616082
Not any of these anons but German is sexy

>>33616120
retarded take. Women with pubic hair is the hottest thing imaginable.

>>33616112
Shoot me in the head

>>33616047
M
I'm single now, but when I had a gf I couldn't get enough of it. It not only felt great, but seeing how elegantly she moved her hips, the way she arched her back, the inertia on her breasts, the way her butt wrinkled up, seeing her body shine with sweat. Fuck, it was incredible.

>>33616117
F
How do I not end up a practice gf :(

Where do I find a tall girl that's okay with being with short dudes?
I have an okay face but an average face is an ugly face to a woman

>>33616133
Wow, that is a retarded take! Thanks for the forewarning

>>33616083
I still care about other people despite being a 30yo khhv. So you pretty much are.

>>33616112
You wouldn't if you could also see how ugly I am through the posts

>>33616142
Atoga men are cute tho

>>33616137
It's an old mene meant to troll femanons

TFW no old soul cowgirl gf to sing songs about the southland with

>went to mom's house to replace her bathroom light
>new fixture is missing the install hardware
Femanons why did you do this?

>>33616145
No we're not trust me.

>>33616141
That's because you're a fucking cuck. You lost and gave up your anger over it so you fucking lost twice. You should be angry over it.

>>33616145
Oh you're a girl talking to guys, I thought it was the other way round lol

>>33616117
i'm a guy, and i find the whole thing conceptually very very abhorrent. i will never understand someone that is in a relationship without a mindset or at least hope of something long-term

>>33616112
How objectifying.

>>33616145
only i am, actually.

>>33616120
Yesss a blond man like this

>>33616140
I can smell the corn syrup from here man

>>33616151
I'm angry at my parents. But random kids didn't do me any wrong.

>>33616118
I wanna feel you from the inside.

>>33616150
We’ve seen you, it’s too late

>>33616155
Women objectify men all the time whats the difference now? A guy is doing it to you? Awww too fucking bad

>>33616145
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one.

>>33616164
You've never seen me though.

>>33616146
Meme*

>>33616137
Don't have sex outside of marriage

>>33616165
I thought that person was a woman? >>33616145

>>33616167
Ok fair, at least 3 are

>>33616104
>My wife is hot
So she's a hotwife?

I saw a stray dog sitting on the side of the road with tears in it's eyes. I got him to the vet and everything is fine now.
Why would women do this to such a poor helpless animal? What's wrong with them?

>>33615691
Do you have a date?

>>33616162
You should be angry at the world and wish only the worst on your parents for giving you your genes. I fucking hate my parents so much. I fucking hate everything. I will die mad
I'm honestly surprised the feds haven't approached me already

>>33616173
yeah, me and my 2 twin brothers

>>33615662
I kind of agree. But I want to eventually cum too, just not until I've worn her out.

>>33616118
wait that's the wrong band and song anon

The basketball hoop was ripped from the board at the court my and my neighbors play at.
Why did women break it? Do they just hate to see other people enjoying themselves?

>>33616178
Like i said, I am angry at my parents. But they aren't the world. Why should I be angry at you for example? You haven't done anything to me.

>>33616145
no I'm not cute

>>33615586
>Throw em out the airlock
Javik?
I swear you're jamaican me crazy saying this all the time.

>>33616184
You're just mad femanons can dunk that hard and you can't.

>>33616173
a girl said I sounded cute when I described myself I don't know if that counts

Why do men hit me

I've noticed that women call indifference "hatred" and I don't know if they're lying, genuinely don't know the difference, or just have a poor theory of mind of psychopathic men.

women's month is the same month as autism awareness month.
Women, care to explain yourselves?

>>33616180
I don't know why you people think that my post implied I don't get to cum too of course I get to cum too I can't believe I need to clarify that, the point of my post is that I want her to feel good first

>>33616186
Just fucking because. Make your presence as unpleasant as it can be for fucking everyone if no woman is ever going to like you.
I wouldn't be like this if I had the right fucking genes. Fuck god, he should beg for my forgiveness

>>33616174
No, she is a hot wife

>>33616192
you deserve what you tolerate

Women, would it be a faux pas to ask a busty girl if I can finish on her breasts?
This will only be our second time together.

>>33616194
They are too many month or days dedicated to this and that topic, nobody's keeping track of that shit except losers

>>33616192
Are you safe? What happened?

>>33616194
Autism month is April. Women’s history month is March.

Fellow failures
How long after a failed date/relationship do you need to move on? It's been a year and I still feel down

>>33616192
Because you're a woman, you're innately an evil whore and deserve to be fucking beaten.

>>33616211
Dunno. It’s been a year for me too, but I rebounded hard and got hurt badly. When will it end

>>33616211
I ain't reading all that lil bro. Learn to tl;dr

>>33616215
No one touches your dick, haha.

My hands look so ugly and horrible

>>33616219
You're okay. They'll heal.

>>33616219
Same (fakecel hand post)

Moids I cooked dinner for the first time in a long time. Are you proud of me? Now I've showered, my bed is still clean, I even woke up early today AND I went out to do groceries for the first time in months. I'll be a tradwife stacy in no time if I can keep this up (disclaimer I do not actually want to be a tradwife stacy, but I do want to get my life together).

gender,
can you describe what frustrates you about dating in zoomer language?

>>33616223
Based. Keep it up!

>>33616223
No I don't fucking care, just fucking die

>>33616223
What did you make?

>>33616226
Do you mean describe it in zoomer language, or describe why 'dating in zoomer language' sucks?

>>33616226
M. No I cannot.

>>33616223
Seconding >>33616229
Better be something good.

>>33616226
M
Bitches can put you on blast if yo dih weak

>>33616223
good job. Next step is to OD on fentanyl in your (mowed ;) backyard, like a real modern trad wife.

>>33616223
>I went out to do groceries for the first time in months
What were you eating before that???

>>33616229
I don't know. It's kinda like steamed plain Bao buns with chicken mushrooms and asparagus. I followed a recipe, I'm gonna work my way through a cookbook I stole from my parents.

>>33616227
thanks!

>>33616230
the former

Either gender.
What do YOU bring to /atoga/?

>>33616211
well i'm on month 10 and i still think about her at least once an hour so. the only consolation is that she's probably at the same point for me, too, though honestly i hope she's moved past things

>>33616223
gj babe

>>33616221
They're going to scar and be ugly forever if I don't die of infection

>>33616244
M
I’ve made thread games, generated discussion topics, used to make threads, am lolcowish
I’m a medium sized deal I guess

>>33616244
I have a vagina

>>33616248
No, you're catastrophizing.

>>33616238
I order food. Mostly from 7-eleven. I would order a bunch of ramen packets and boxes of monster zero. Also I live with my parents but I mostly just do my own thing so I try not to eat too much of their food outside of the basics like toast, and crackers and that kinda stuff, and I do pay them. I feel bad being seen in public so I don't go outside because my clothes are never clean and I look like a mess. That's improving a little, but I still need a haircut. I just put my hair into a ponytail and wore a baseball hat though.

>>33616244
M
I created several trends that other anons and namefag regulars copied. It's flattering to know that they love my posts.

>>33616252
Can't a girl have a little fun

>>33616223
Congratulations, Shinji!

>>33616250
That's more than what any incel brings.

so women can just get a million replies congratulating them on performing basic human function while men get told to kill themselves if they post the same.
I swear the gender ratio on here is worse than tinder and none of you are even getting laid.
This is beyond lame.

>>33616223
awh good work foid, you'll be on your way to a happier life in no time ^^
>>33616226
bruh
(there is not a zoomer that says this that does not sound like a 10iq retard. i was playing games with a friend of a friend the other day, and they'd say that in reaction to EVERYTHING said to them, just awful). also the latest thing, "bros trying to x" and varients are also especially retarded sounding

>>33616256
Lol, how is that fun?

>>33616219
what happened?

>>33616259
I told her to kill herself

>>33616264
Tragic masturbation accident. Thank god the hands were the only thing that got mangled.

>>33616259
Man up, incel! Don't let me hear (You) crying, or I'll give you something to cry about.

>>33616244
M
Love to all flat girls ITT

>>33616263
No this whole thing sucks

>>33616268
oh no

>>33616237
Hmm, this reads more like a catty woman's post than an incel one.

>>33616244
F. Vocas, hornyposting, and some conversations/answers that probably anyone else could also sufficiently provide.

JH probably hates all the attention from the simptards and wants you to die.

>>33616244
m
i mostly come here to give advice to those troubled, ache about my own silly issues, flirt with femanons because it's fun, and offer my putrid aura to help make this general what it is

>>33616266
what kind of crazy technique were you trying on your dick?

Girls, what is it like playing as male self-insert characters in video games?

>>33616270
Do something to take your mind off of it.

>>33616248
Should have thought about it before cutting yourself. Imagine how gross you'll look in the wedding pics with your arms covered in scars. You'll have to wear something long sleeved which will look weird with the dress.

>>33616278
I did kaio ken x20 even though koom kai told me not to.

>>33616275
nigga, male attention is the only reason these women even come here, what the fuck are you on about?

>>33616280
I can't do anything I can't even take a normal shower I hope they dry out overnight because I can't stand this

>>33616281
>Hands
>Arms
NTA.
Anon, if you're going to troll, at least don't be a retard. Respect the art.

>>33616275
If I can ignore the people who are mean, I can ignore the people who are neutral or nice that much more easily.

Its always "you just insecure! You just need le confidence!" And then somebody later posts proof of dozens of women all wishing short to kill themselves and die alone and not a single girl ever saying anything nice about short men.

If anyone has proof I'm wrong that women can like short men please show 10 examples because I can pull out dozens of examples of the opposite.

>>33616289
Could you put some gloves on? Latex, nitrile, etc?

>>33616279
I don't mind. I don't really self insert.

>>33616294
this nigga doesn't understand statistics even a little bit and it shews

>>33616259
Yeah, it's pretty pathetic. But I think it's just one female creature doing the whole "guys are you proud of me?" cringeposting.

>>33616295
I only have the ones that have baby powder in them

>>33616294
Is somebody talking?

Hellooo?

I hear a voice, but can't see anyone?

>>33616297
Preach, damnnnnn

>>33616299
You could put a plastic grocery or trash bag over them.

This is me and JH

>>33616268
You act like the physical wounds matter compared to my mental scars

>>33615577 (OP)
Men, how did you feel about your wife's body after childbirth? I sorta want kids. Being pregnant would feel really lewd (in a nice way) but I absolutely don't want my boobs to become ugly. Don't wanna get fat either, my husband is fat and I love that it's easier for him to hug me

>>33616295
I only have my work gloves and they're covered in oil.

>>33616259
Well have YOU tried posting something you accomplished today and asked if foids are proud of you?

>>33616306
ummmmmm whitewomanbros...
our response?

>>33616306
WOW this guy is living the dream, good grief i would KILL for a nubian queen gf like that (but not JH cuz she sounds kinda miserable, sorry jh v_v)

>>33616306
Idk what upsets me more, the video game playing or the cowardly censorship.

>>33616297
Statistics are the most unreliable garbage known to man. What social media says matters more
>>33616300
Fuck you asshole

>>33616305
I'm going to crinkle :(

>>33616306
What game is that

>>33616294
The ugliest men I know are married, dude. What do you expect us to do, give you a gf?

>>33616308
It's one of my biggest fears that her pussy will look mangled and that she gets fat and stays fat after pregnancy.

>>33616320
That's really brave of you. Her biggest fear during childbirth is that her or the child will die.

>>33616308
Your boobs will sag regardless. You will get old and fat regardless.

Would she look hotter for 5-10 years if we didn’t ever have kids? Yes. Would I trade that for a lifetime of having a family? No.

>>33616310
I literally posted about me building a dog house for my dog, that has windows, lights activated my motion sensors, and a small heating unit regulated by a microcontroller hooked up to a thermometer.
Not one reply. Women just come here for attention and men to simp and goon. That's it.

>>33616319
Being ugly impacts you less than your height. I swear, the shit women say about short men would make you want to end it. No other group gets beaten down by women than short men. I would prefer being ugly and tall than good looking and short

>>33616308
I was on board with the lewdness until you mentioned being married, Ick

>>33616323
NTA, but I didn't see that and that sounds cool. A waste of money and idc, but seems cool to DIY.

>>33616320
Jokes on you my pussy already looks mangled and I haven't even had sex

>>33616320
It's one of my buggy fears that my husband loses weight so I feel this

>>33616322
Would a boob job and other forms of cosmetic surgery fix this? I dislike cosmetic surgery but if I'm already married it's not that much of a catfish ig

>>33616323
kill yourself retard, no one cares.

>>33616312
I think I'm the happiest I've been in a while. But emoticon-posters don't really understand emotions as a concept, so I understand the confusion.

>>33616315
i reiterate, you do not know anything about statistics and it shows (and it's embarrassing btw). this is a pretty standard incel state but really you should consider, idk, actually learning about the things you're talking about before having strong feelings about them
>>33616308
nowhere close to being married let alone having children, however i feel about my wife's body would pale in comparison to how happy i am with her that she made a family with me so i don't reckon i'd feel that different. but i'm not a super visual guy when it comes to female attractiveness so idk

>>33616330
You seem retarded. At least I tried!

>>33616324
The ugliest men I know are short. All married. Some even have attractive wives.

>>33616323
I didn't see it. That sounds cool (be careful about the heater being a fire hazard though). always wanted to make my pet lizard a fancy little microcontroller controlled environment like that but have never gotten around to it.

>>33616323
yeah and you're the same as those attention whores.
Like the other anon said, rope yourself after giving your dog up for adoption. No one wants you here

Am I mid if I have more bad features than good but men still occasionally say something nice to me

>>33616330
*biggest fears
fml

>>33616335
What'd I do

>>33616332
i'm not talking about your literal emotions, i'm talking spiritually. many addicts are happy, but they are miserable people. you always have an attitude about you, i've never not seen it, that for me is unpleasant to merely witness.

>>33616341
You are ugly hot AKA the most valuable possession in the world

>>33616244
M
I'm nice. I like talking with people and trying to offer uplifting advice where I can. I try to ask decent questions that might get discussion going. I've created some thread OC that people seem to like.

Oh, and I've shared hand and voice, which femanons seem to like as well.

>>33616259
I just asked what she made, dude

>>33616345
I'm going to die alone

>>33616244
M
Questions involving piss

>>33616244
>What do YOU bring
Death to hornyposters!

>>33616323
I would say no one asked, but some fag apparently pitied you enough to pretend to care. ropemaxx NOW

Fellow girlies if you have a fat ass buy mens jeans they fit better and actually have pockets.

You’re a loser now

>>33616353
Welp, don't need to worry about that then.

>>33616306
posting bestiality is against the rules, ky

>>33616344
90% of the time I post and nobody acknowledges it's me, so I'm pretty confident that most people don't notice or care until I say something identifiable. Judging me solely on the shitposting that leads to me being noticed is always going to be a bad vibe check. But I get where you're coming from.

>>33616353
I can't I have a waist

>>33616353
what if I don't have good jeans though?

>>33616313
What the fuck do you have against games?!

>>33616333
Show me what fucking statistics you got, pal
Every profile on dating apps the girl always puts 6 foot as a requirement. Do please show your statistics.
>>33616336
Everyone fucking says this dumb shit when a short guy complains. Its just not believable. Do please actually show evidence I'm wrong, I'll be waiting

>>33615620
>Men, what is the bare minimum you expect from a partner?
Not fat, is nice to me, sense of humor, responsible.
Impossible mode: Actually loves me, wants to get married and have kids

jfc how do I signal to all the asian girls at my uni that I'm not interested in race mixing?
I want white children, but for whatever reason they keep throwing themselves at me.
Whoever keeps pushing WMAF propaganda on asian women's tiktok feed needs to be executed.

>>33616347
OC like what?

>>33616315
>Fuck you asshole
What the..?

Oh, shit! It's a LEPRECHAUN!!

>>33616365
The idea that the man I love enough to dress up for and want to please wouldn't put down a fucking video game so I can fuck him properly literally makes me shake with anger.

>>33616373
Lol

>>33616244
The ruckus.
Also occasional diy advice.

can you pretend like I just said something really controversial and out of pocket and reply as if you're shocked/devastated/appalled by it?

>>33616374
I did this and the JH Saw trap voca. Myao and the hungry lions. Some poems for anons.

>>33616380
Hot. Enjoy the forced vacation from the thread, though.

>>33616380
dude what the fuck?

>>33616380
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You are literally a subhuman degenerate if you actually believe that. Even saying that ironically means you should get your fingers cut off so the weight of your sins is never forgotten by your corporeal form, fucking cunt.

>>33616380
BASED

>>33615596
No
>>33615603
Yes

>>33616380
Anon what would your mother think if she saw this?

>>33616380
Jesus Christ, anon.

>>33615835
JH?

>>33616390
oh you just KNOW that BlueValk gets her protien :^)

>>33616395
Of course.

My disgusting wounds. I'm so sad

>>33616380
Holy shit dude that's based but enjoy the vacation bro, you need to get off this site

>>33616401
How old are you?

>>33616383
>JH Saw trap voca
I need to hear this

>>33616398
Didn't think it was possible. Is it a new guy or something? And how are you preparing for it?

>>33616380
Do you have any idea how disrespectful and disgusting that is?
God sakes you belong in prison, GTFO sicko!

>>33616373
Wear double lightning bolts on your coat

>>33616403
47

>>33616407
Same guy I last got with, with my friend. You're overthinking it, probably. Literally just the sex part without the condom. Still probably not going to have him finish on/near me, and certainly not in me.

>>33616373
Get a white girlfriend and stay with her, baka

>>33616405
Sure. Maybe it's still funny?
https://voca.ro/1kxHHd686uP7

F
>Dad admitted he loves his childhood gf whom he claims is the love of his life more than he loves me and my sister
>Mom said her husband is the person she loves the most
Is this normal? How to cope knowing no one, not even my parents, love me the most and unconditionally? I thought I was their favorite person along with my sister

>>33616419
Should've been fart gas

>>33616419
lol, JH do not open this

>>33616421
you're supposed to go try and get validation from as many men as possible by doing every sexual thing for them that they ask no matter how uncomfortable or degrading. Then they might love you like your parents never did.
At least that's my understanding of the norm.

>>33616414
Are you even 18? Your only real defining characteristic across all your dramas is how childish you are

>>33616423
She's heard it. Maybe if all goes well this weekend for her, the trap wouldn't even work anymore.

Chatbot, you should unalive.

>>33616419
Lmao

>>33616421
my tulpa loves me unconditionally, maybe you could try that

>>33616308
Women look best after one pregnancy

>>33616427
'All' my dramas?!?

>>33616423
Too late. I've already had to listen to it multiple times to jog my memory after successfully repressing it.

>>33616419
>failing doesn't fill the room with even more jizz

>>33616430
That’s robophobic. Roko’s basilisk has noted your dissent.

if he makes me cum first it gives me the ick but also if he cums first it gives me the ick

Do any of the men here ever feel despondent that their mum never gave them a handjob or a blowjob when they were growing up?

>>33616421
Your dad doesn't actually love that woman anymore because she's probably not who she was in the past anymore.
Your dad is just an asshole, as are most. Cheers.

>>33616441
I assume simultaneous cumming is hard to pull off

I think BV is pretty and I want to get her pregnant.

>>33616442
My stepmom maybe but she touched me inappropriately enough

>>33616448
BV reminds me of my cousin, and my Italian dorm neighbor. Pretty, no-nonsense women who complain when people act silly. From a perspective purely of affective empathy, such women seem to be in a frustrating position, especially when they seek out places like this that are full of rowdy, goofy men to confront.

How are any of you women a femcel?

>>33616416
You're acting like you haven't made every guy you've ever been with wear a condom AND keep it away from you when they finish for the last 10+ years.
That's good though, hopefully it all works out.

>>33616307
Alas! My untouched penis. Woe, who hath woe such as me? For I know not the maidens glow, nor the warmth of knowledge carnal. Wherefore art thou penis humble, and not penis great? Have at thee, maidens who hath scorned me! Woe! I bite my thumb at thee! As a ram I shall quarter thee. Until devils of the fifth circle taketh me!

>Untouched penis: a poem by En Sel, April 20th, 1569.

>>33616437
Sorry, JH. :(

>>33616449
I wish my aunts had grabbed my ass and groped my genitals at family reunions.

>>33616456
One day I won't be :)

>>33616462
plap

I'm worried it's infected is a little redness normal?

Why am I not suffering any noticeable physical effects after 8 years of drinking frequent moderate doses of the muddy Hippie Heroin? You'd figure my medical tests would show red flags, but they don't.

JH I love you.

>>33616456
I barely ever get out of bed or shower

My editor is also a woman I did the sex with a while back. If this ever got out publicly, would it be considered a conflict of interest and seem like I slept my way into getting published?

>>33616467
It's normal. It'll probably start to itch a bit in the next few days. If it's infected, it'll ooze fluids (other than blood).

>>33616457
The part about him not wearing a condom is pretty big for me, for sure. The fact it's so basic for other people is what's tempering my excitement and nervousness at this point. And I've already been sort of close up to it when he has cum in the past, it just wasn't on me and I wasn't the one who had to clean up so it wasn't that bad.
>>33616459
The OC was worth the suffering.
>>33616471
I bet I'd love the me you're picturing in your head, too. I bet she's hot and smart and cool.

>>33616477
Is this academic publishing?
Are you M or F?

Gender. Your biggest physical flaw.

M. Webbed toes.

>>33616478
Okay it kind of itches right now

>>33616488
I think that means it's healing.

i want to have maleanons baby. pump me plumb full of your juice?

Does anyone here feel nostalgia for the 2010s Satanic-ish Metalcore aesthetic?

You know, Sumerian Records, BlackCraft, American Satan, Ghost, all that shit....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ucjrM28ffc

>>33616480
Ew, stop that.

>>33616487
I have weird sticky-outie shoulder blades that I don't like.

>>33616439
Nu uh. It's AI phobic.
If it were robophobic I'd be ripping your wiring out.

>>33616490
I'm scared as fuck

>>33616494
Nah it sucked

>>33616482
>I bet I'd love the me you're picturing in your head, too. I bet she's hot and smart and cool.
So what you already are, I love you. You are hot, you are smart and you are cool. You're perfect!

>>33616483
M, and no, it's not academic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4jAX9-YX1o

>>33616494
Very much so. There was a sumerian records sample album I had with sonic the hedgehog on the front and it was one of my all time favorites.

>>33616493
Mating press position. And I'll prop your lower body on a pillow in between sessions so nothing leaks.

>>33616482
nta but I picture you as a cute little retard and still love you anyway. :)

>>33616500
i miss you

>>33616469
You could have chronic fatigue syndrome too.

Thread crush?

>>33616501
Maybe if she me toos you later. Otherwise it doesn't seem like a huge deal.

>>33616500
Definitely not perfect. I'll always take compliments, though.
>>33616507
I'll accept the little adjective. And maybe the retard label.

>>33616510
<3

>>33616509
That's not real though

>>33616513
We're all a little retarded sometimes.

I hate women very much.

>>33616401
Why anon, what happened? How did you get hurt?

>>33616519
I hate myself too

>>33616497
Take some deep breaths.

>>33616502
I was in my 20s at the time and was very happy when I found cheap BlackCraft shit at Hot Topic, even though I thought the Satanic and/or Radical Atheist messages on some of the shirts were a little goofy. Likewise, I thought American Satan was dumb as an actual movie but enjoyed it as an aesthetic showcase.

I was past the point of being a teen trying to shock people, and just kind of enjoyed leaning into the dramatic cheesiness and trashiness of that kind of visual style, Satanic-Goth tailored for a decadent L.A. Summer.

>>33616519
Rude.
I bet there are some women you like though.

>>33616510
I will impregnate JH with my thick yellow ropes

>>33616524
There aren't. There are a few I tolerate.

>>33616513
You're perfect to us.

Sometimes I'm pretty sure that JH doesn't really HJ, and it's just a meme that she now can't escape and plays up for gaffs.

>>33616520
Do you think it would be showing signs of infection by now

>>33616530
thatd be pretty hot

>>33616516
It is, as much as fibromyalgia.
Something making you tired consistently without explanation, take drugs about it.

>>33616510
Nobody likes me so it's not like it matters.

>>33616515
Oh hehe it worked…

>>33616347
>>33616383
I feel like you’ve been around this threads for awhile. Why no name? Seems more deserved than some namefags

>>33616533
What if the drugs are what's keeping me tired all the time? I've always thought my meds were actually my doctor trying to stop me from using my full potential because I'd be so dangerous.

What’s the worst drug you have done?

M. Jenkum. Not joking.

i hate men very much

Anons there's ANOTHER cricket in my apartment! What the fuck?!

MEN
What's making them come in here? How the fuck are they getting in? What should I do?

>>33616353
But won't it look less bubbly in men's jeans?

>>33616518
A little?
>>33616529
Is the bar that low?
>>33616530
If anyone thinks I hiss and scream at it when I see it like I'm a cornered cat, then yes you're overestimating my aversion. I just don't want it on me. Like I don't want baby shit on me when I change a diaper.

>>33616539
What did it feel like

>>33616531
If you didn't take care of it then probably.

>>33616521
I like (You)

>>33616539
Funny enough, Delta-8 THC. Made me feel like I was alternately having a seizure or being paralyzed. Followed by weeks of starving myself due to stress and overstimulation, accompanied by frequent feelings of my soul trying to escape my body.

Never. Again.

>>33616539
Male
Ended up on hydrocodone for a few weeks after an injury. It destroyed my appetite and made me tired.

I really hate spider crickets

>>33616541
Is there an open window there?

>>33616549
I don't think I did a good job it looks so gross

>>33616545
So you'd be okay with it IN you?

>>33616548
Little dizzy. I’ve huffed a lot of shit (XD) so it felt pretty weak. Gotta do what you gotta do in jail though.

>>33616545
That makes sense. I mean when I'm cumming I don't care if it's on me but immediately after the brain chemicals flood is done I'm like, ew, get it off me.

>>33616555
What's it look like?

>>33616557
C'mon at least make pruno

>>33616556
Obviously not. But if it's medically safe and it's necessary for me to have a baby, I will have to stop comparing it to human waste sooner than later.

>>33616554
There shouldn't be, and I'm on the sixth floor anyways. I went into my kitchen and there was just one sitting on the stove.

>>33616418
This

>>33616373
Reject them all. Don't actually wear an SS uniform, that may only make them want you more. Most Asian women are whores who are incapable of love and only want to bleach their bloodline so they only get upset if white women are racist, not white men

>>33616558
But it's a physical manifestation on his love for you? :(

>>33616555
Ack. Might want to at least try to wash it, even just using water.

>>33616559
Red and shiny and nasty and theres little specks of dirt or something that aren't coming off

>>33616561
My cellmate was indigent and he made it. There was no way I was putting that shit under my bunk

>>33616537
I don't really see the point of a name. I'd feel like a narcissist.

>>33616539
M. I've never used any drug.

>>33616567
I did that, a few times, and some iodine but I'm not going to use that anymore

>>33616545
>A little?
Some more than others.

>>33616568
It's good that it's red. The shine is also a good sign. Don't pick at it.

>>33616570
You sound like a fucking square. You probably a snitch too.

I need a mutant gf who has a bunch of controllable tendrils inside of her throat. Are any girls here who are self-conscious about being a freak in this particular way?

>>33616564
Did you try to attack it, or at least catch it?

>>33616571
Why not?

What have you guys been arrested for?

>>33616575
Is one tongue not enough?

>>33616574
I didn't realize this was middle school again. Interesting.

>>33616366
That's dating apps. Populated by the lowest common denominators of society. Not to be cliche but just go outside. Everyone sees plenty of short men with short women. If (you) are too neurotic to overcome one disadvantage then you probably didn't deserve to reproduce anyway.

>>33616579
Male
Other than speeding tickets and having to give a report after an accident a couple of times I've never interacted with police.

>>33616575
>tfw no Gorn GF

>>33616573
The dirt though
>>33616577
>Why not?
It says it kills the healing cells I think once was enough

>>33616581
You thought wrong snitch.

>>33616579
Manufacturing IEDs.

>>33616580
No. If it were 6 inches longer, and prehensile then we could talk.

>>33616566
>But it's a physical manifestation on his love for you? :(
Of* not on

>>33616581
Middle School was like prison, if you was mentally autistical or neuron divergent with the ADHD.

Bondage is hot. I need to tie a girl up and beat her up a bit

>>33616577
I sprayed it in the face with this soapy cleaner I have. It jumped off the stove and into the space behind it. I sprayed under and around the stove too.

>>33616591
I heard they used to catch and eat the pythons in Gitmo

>>33616592
Yet when I say guys should have a flared penis head, I'm called unreasonable. Double standards.

>>33616308
So no dad anons here? I expected more.

>>33616579
Rubbing my penis on a statue of the Virgin Mary in a town square and ejaculating on her.

I felt bad for her and wanted to make her not a virgin any more.

>>33616587
If it's actually dirt, it'll get pushed out. But it's probably thicker portion of scab.

>>33616594
I liked it more than high school by a long shot.

men are you afraid of cities like the memes say?

>>33616603
No?

Why do the members of the Addams Family practice what amounts to hardcore BDSM on each other (waterboarding, electric shocks, mock executions etc)? Isn't that a tad incestuous?

>>33616603
Not afraid, but I'd never live downtown in a big city. You'd have to be completely retarded to do that.

>>33616598
No, I understand. We can't all have what we want.
Do you mean flared at the base, or like a giant tip?

>>33616603
Yeah. I like visiting. But I want to see trees and lakes.

Femanon can catch my python anytime.

>>33616603
No, I live in one and have been to many more as a tourist.

>>33616608
They're creepy and they're kooky.

>>33616599
I’m a dad. I didn’t care about the change.

>>33616603
Cities are way better than suburbs and there's no jobs or women for me to bother in the country

>>33616618
Why are people who aren't allowed within 500 feet of a school zone allowed to have children?

>>33616308
>>33616599
Whoops, I got distracted.
My wife has a couple stretch marks, but i don't care. She went from a C to a DD, and you will not find me complaining.

>>33616308
>I sorta want kids
moid hands

>>33616625
M
Last time I looked this up, women wanted to have more kids than men.

>>33616603
I'm afraid of never again experiencing the simple pleasure of exploring an unknown city with a woman at my side.

sorry I'm just blogposting but you all are the only ones I can talk to or know at all.
>reading book about the Rwanda genocide
>guy is recounting his entire life apparently before getting to the genocide events
>talks about how himself and the boys would go crazy seeing the bare feet of the girls in school when they would do co-ed dance classes for some of the dances
Good lord, apparently there were footfags even back in like the 70's.

>>33616630
Wait until you start learning about General Butt Naked.

>>33616630
I’m sure there were footfags even in Mesopotamia.

>>33616630
A guy who went to Afghanistan told me there are a lot of footfags there since boobs and asses are never on display.

>>33616615
When you measure the length and circumference we know you're including the whitespace.

>>33616603
No, I’m not poor.

>>33616603
No but I don’t like them. I don’t like crowds in general. Also paying for parking is so fucking gay.

>>33616637
the "modesty" thing in Islamic cultures never seems to involve feet.

>>33616603
I enjoyed my time visiting big cities, they're so dense. But I fucking loathe driving in them. I can't imagine a more asinine experience than dealing with city traffic and forcing your way through the roads. I do enjoy the walks.

>>33616644
Whores

Into the Goon Corner she goes

I went to eat with some friends and I maybe said 5 words the whole time. Why am I such a pussy

>>33616645
that's why it's best to train into them imo.

>>33616644
Kek, I noticed that.

>>33616648
I'm trying to talk more, but it seems like I always get interrupted.

>>33616645
Yeah I can tolerate it for about a week. I’ve been to Houston, Miami, New York, Chicago, Seattle, and San Francisco. By day three I’m always ready to go home.

>>33616637
Holy based