Thread 33621988

Secret cool sluts edition (virgin jannies keep out)

>>33621988 (OP)
aw shit here we go

I LOVE MY STACEYLET GF

can you believe that there's an anon who made girls cum before

>>33622020
And that anon was me

>>33621988 (OP)
4th for flat girls

>>33622022
It was actually me, the femanon.

>>33622030
So, you enjoy pink as much as any straight Moid?

>>33622022
>>33622030
it was either someone that is not hairy or a woman

>>33622020
>>33622022
>>33622030
It was actually me

As commanding officer of this thread, I'm gonna need some top shelf memes posted.

I'm talking hot off the memebase presses. Lay it on me.

Hot pockets edits were huge back in 2011 on /b/.

What's your most esoteric meme knowledge?

>>33622043
i'm too sleepy for this

>>33622017
>STACEYLET
What is even that

>>33622043
You’ll need to wait a few hours,
It’s dead right now…the twilight zone.

>>33622043
Idk. I wanted to edit this picture to make it me and him on the bottom but I'm scared I can't imitate the art style.

>>33622049
Drop down and give me 20, private.

Does anyone remember first learning about Chris Chan and laughing historically at the Cwki for months without tiring?

Those were the days.

Men, how often do you pretend not to be transphobic, just so you can get laid with feminist?

Feminist

How come we are supposed to accept men with vagina but men eith small penis get hated and blamed for everyting on a daily basis?

>>33622097
american issue

>>33622097
size is irrelevant

I need to know what both genders think about this man's situation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng_6EHK7k0w

TL;DW -- he got his ex-girlfriend pregnant, he desperately wanted her to keep the baby but she had second thoughts, she ended up getting an abortion at 20 weeks gestation, he claims she "regrets" it and is now on a mission to retrieve his dead fetus. The number of holes in this story are astounding. First of all, why did she wait 20 weeks unless he was holding her mentally hostage and she wasn't able to abort earlier? Why is he staying with her even though she "killed" his child? He keeps claiming she was coerced into the abortion by the clinic, yet she willingly made the appointment, showed up, and went through the entire two-day procedure when she could have quit at any time before the clinic induced labour. And this entire campaign to find the dead fetus (which is bullshit; the fetus has already been incinerated already since no research lab keeps a dead fetus for fucking 18 months) seems like it's just another way for him to keep her attached to him, gaslighting her by telling her she regrets it when she really doesn't, forcing her to relive her emotions from that day, that sort of thing.

>>33622100
Europe is following suit, too.

>>33622063
I usually ignore e-drama.

>>33622140
Male
No one in this situation is a good person. They shouldn't have been risking pregnancy outside of marriage, she shouldn't have murdered their baby, and the guy definitely seems to have a few screws loose even outside of the fact that his child was murdered.

>>33622103
Theb how come everysingle someone is an asshole you use it as insult which really only inslut the men who have small penis but have nothing to do with it

the best feeling ever is realizing why it would have never worked with an ex. It finally clicked and I am thankful to the universe and GOD that things broke apart with that “ex”

>>33622166
M or F?

>>33622140
Woman here

Sounds like she dodged a bullet by aborting.

>>33622181
Ayy-Too-Gah
Ahh-Toga

>>33622140
I'm 12 minutes into the video and so far the mother sounds like an absolute selfish cunt. 20 weeks is so far along that the mother is able to feel her baby kick and move inside of her. She wasn't manipulated in the slightest and this guy sounds like he's making excuses for her because he doesn't want to believe she could be that evil.

>>33621988 (OP)
Why did I ever let my mom talk me into going back to college? This shit sucks.

Wherever you are I hope that you have truly forgiven me. I was serious and not the thing you said I did.

How come different flavors of chips have different volume when you eat them

Women, have you ever made a guy cum without touching his dick?

And now you pay the price with loneliness like anons, good night atoga.

>>33622192
Yeah, once I completed college, I was like “fuck this! I never want to go back. I’d rather dig ditches for low pay”.

>>33622198
Hidden ingredients.

>>33622097
>Men, how often do you pretend not to be transphobic, just so you can get laid with feminist?
Not very often. You'd be surprised how many secret terfs are out there.

>>33622191
This. If my girl killed our child I could never forgive her. Sounds like he's in denial and made up the whole fetal research thing as a cope.

>>33622203
>Women, have you ever made a guy cum without touching his dick?
Is that even possible?

>>33622203
Yes. I play with his balls. It makes him cum faster than a normal handjob.

>>33622219
There are a few ways. You can tease or play with his balls like >>33622223 said, or rub it through his pants if you don't consider that touching. You could also do it via the prostate, if both of you are into that.

Ar MS vickies the best chips

>>33622097
I am allowed to neither hate nor fear anyone, but to lead them to the path of righteousness, with that said, having sex just for the sake of pleasure is abhorrent.

>>33622234
Kettle cooked chips are incredible, yes.
I have a soft spot for Doritos Cool Ranch desu.

Women are you a quiet or a loud moaner?

>>33622140
Sex is a consentual activity and both took on full responsibility with procreation, if this was my wife i would probably not be able to contain hmyself, i wouldn't kill her, but i would probably cripple her or gouge her eyes out, people kill out of hatred, money or jelaousy, she killed her own child becuase it was her inconvenience, which is beyond abhorrent.
>>33622181
A bullet is too good for her.

>>33622223
Dang I didn't think balls were that sensitive.

>>33622243
>Coomer who saves porn on his computer
How pathetic are you?

>>33622140
He was wrong for banging her before marriage. Can't feel sorry for him.

>>33622245
M here
Some guys really really don't want their balls touched, but personally I love it, and I usually have to play with them myself when masturbating to get off.

>Gender
>Your plans for the weekend

are testicles really spherical or is it propaganda

>>33622254
M
Vidya and cleaning out my man cave.

>>33622254
Rewatch Hannibal.

>>33622252
I'm also a guy. Just a eunuch from an accident.

>>33622258
there flat just like the earth

>>33622261
Which one, femanon?

>>33622254
Male
My weekend started today. I woke up around 2PM, did laundry and talked to my mom, and then I made dinner. Since then I've been shitposting, fucking around in Factorio, and watching stuff. Tomorrow I might vacuum but otherwise it will be similar to today. Make dinner, shitpost, watch stuff, etc. And on Sunday I have to work.

>>33622254
Male
Today: Study phyiscs and digital technology becuase next semester begins in 3 weeks.
Tomorrow: Go to mass and kneel before the blood and body of Christ. Study more, maybe skateboard.

>>33622258
Mine are mostly round. Maybe not perfectly. Though One hangs lower than the other for some reason.

>>33622258
Not exactly spherical. They're soft of oblong and they have stuff attached to one end.

Have any femanons done prostate play?

Where the hell did all of you just arrive from?
Damn, twilight phase is ogre.

>>33622274
Euros are waking up, American hours are still young.

>>33622272
No

plap

Gender what are some things that seem minor but turn out to be extinction level threats?
I'll go first
>F
>short form video content
>podcasts

>>33622140
Woman

I'm watching the video now and this guy sounds like a creep. I'm getting angry divorced dad vibes from him.

>>33622282
Male
>feminism
>Marxism
>globalism

>>33622254
F
Work. Bathhouse. Baseball!

>>33622282
Sending radio signals into space.
Porn.

>>33622272
Ick.
Moids… :/

>>33622260
What game and what is man cave?

I need a busty 4'10 nerdy gym rat filipino gf so bad

>>33622284
NTA. None of those seem minor.

>>33622285
Japanese foid?

>>33622285
Sounds fun

>>33622287
But you'd use a strap on a woman?

>>33622292
hehe~

>>33622296
we love 4'10 japanese femanon!

>>33622282
>short form video content
Small waist pretty face wit a big bank

>>33622288
The game is “Die Young”. It kinda reminds me of a B tier Dying Light, but without zombies.

And Man Cave is a Burger term to describe a Man’s personal area in the house. Usually an office or basement that is custom designed to suit their interests. Like a basement arcade, mini home theatre, bar + pool + poker table hangout, etc.

Women like to poke fun and say we “hibernate” there, like bears or whatever.

>>33622289
Stop spamming this, please.

boys, just letting you know, if you want charisma, go to war.

all of the guys ive seen whove seen shit during the bush wars have one similarity:

nihilism. like the actual kind. nothing bothers them.

whether its the tired nothing bothers them, or the endless happiness nothing bothers them, they arent stuckup. unlike i.e a lot of 4channers that are so focused on things being 'just' and 'fair', well broken in war veterans dont care about concepts like being stuck up or caring about concepts that aren't pure utility.