Thread 33623085

For anyone that knows astrology and women, what makes me an incel? 24 male and Im a virgin with no experience.

What is it on my chart that speaks of this?

You're not at the right place at the right time, assuming you don't have the looks to turn every place into the right place and every time into the right time. Underexposed you might call it

>>33623085 (OP)
you seem like a hard-headed, lofty, inflexible guy who is stingy, moody or petty, but have a very deep emotionally dreamy romantism. work is best suited something down-to-earth, which is steady but gives you some room for communication, something like economics. you have a lot of idealism and it could be even exagerated. either make this part of your business or balance it out with more optimistic realism. cause if you push through with your idealism, you leave no room for what is in reality, for other peoples flaws and own dreams.

nothing in this chart screams incel, unless you let yourself live like that. once you will have a gf, you are the very romantic type who values community and will fight for his family.

>>33623085 (OP)
>what makes me an incel?
Being the kind of idiot who believes in astrology

>>33623085 (OP)
Take this shit to /x/

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>>33623087
Thanks, economics? I was hoping to be an artist or something but I guess that's the 8th house venus.
Is there a way to tell from my chart if I'm somehow attractive to women in some honest way or not? Thanks btw

>>33623437
you can be whatevery you want. art fits very well. i was choosing economics because of your somewhat dark intellectual nature.
i cannot tell you how girls react to you, as there is more playing into that, than a snapshot of your birth certificate. generally you need to be corny, romantic, smoochie, in order to gain the trust of women. the art in that, is to balance it out with a reigned in predatory instinct. kind of like a king who uses power and violance to keep his people safe and happy. there is nothing inherently off putting about you. just use field practice to find out what you find attractive about you, and to connect with girls.

>>33623590
Thanks for replying, I am just pissed off.
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Women don't find me attractive I think, I should get one of those incel rates.

Hi anon! Think you can magick your way out of inceldom? Thing again! I cast: Repel Maidens!

Enjoy your hex, anon <3

>>33623623
Hi please reverse your sigil hex

>>33623669
No c:

>>33623673
Lmfao. You're the best.

>>33623673
this is why magick is closed practice, all the good occult knowledge is closed off from the rest of that world which is why you're doing babbys first chaos magic hexing. I however have been practicing magick since infancy and I've been in many occult groups, many I'm sure you've heard of but we're not granted access some of which you'll never hear of because they are so far beyond you. Now, I'm friends with this incel, he is good hearted, he's a loyal friend. I dont tend to practice hexes, but I will protect him and that might ricochet badly for you. Like I said I've never heard but I do cast protection and you don't want to know what happens magickally when people try to hurt me but let's just say men tell no tales. I'm recommending you reverse it for your own protection, if you aren't going to listen it can't be helped.

>>33623694
Is this the new
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Copypasta? Its a good one. This cringe will echo through the ages.

>>33623623
This is why females shouldn't be taut magick, every one of them devides they're a witch who gets to spitefully curse men for fun. Actually read up on the occult. You get everything back tenfold. Your curse might hurt him today but you're cursing yourself with ten lifetimes of singledom.

>>33623716
Yeah seriously I hate all these new baby witches who don't read any fucking books and think they are gods because they read how to ride a silver broomstick.

>>33623716
Literally all the witches I know are with either abusive men who don't provide for them or single

>>33623623
Why is your table so messy? Why don't you clean your room before hexing strangers

>>33623623
seems fake desu. too bad i have a hot gf, stinky foid

>>33623623
Gonna drain all your energy <3
Thanks girly

>>33623743
She definitely is stinky, look at her table

>>33623623
Based on your fingers you are fat, why don't you do a weight loss spell instead

>>33623623
This is a terrible hex. It looks like you just threw it all together. Are those crystals even charged? 0/10 if not, bring a moonlight infused selenite crystal if you want me to take your curse seriously.

>>33623623
>fat fingers

>>33623623
If your magick works why are you still corpulent?

OP here. I only want peace for all. Name of Christ. I don't want the girl that hexed me to be bullied, peace. May Christ help me attain peace and leave my incel anger behind, may Christ forgive you.

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>>33623764
Hey come on guys, there's no need to throw low blows around her weight, that's just reinforcing why females think it's okay to bully incels.

>>33623623
Sorry about those guys, lady, I promise you not every in the incel community is like this.

>>33623781
Based.

>>33623706
Ope, they deleted it. Oh dear.

>>33623781
Doesn't the bible say something like do not suffer a witch to live?
You know hexes can kill people, right? Not that she's strong enough to do that, but hexing is far worse than bullying

>>33623809
I did most of it and I'm a female lololol

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>>33623781
bold of you all to assume anon wasn't just a chad who wore nail polish

>>33623913
The sisterhood is dead.

>>33623085 (OP)
The seventh house of relationships is ruled by Saturn because it is in Aquarius which means delays and problems in relationships, it is also ruled by Uranus which is also placed in the seventh house and in aspect to Saturn, which means weird or unusual relationships.
Sex is also associated with the fifth and eighth houses, both ruled by Jupiter, which is retrograde meaning again delays, this is confirmed by the fact that is conjunct Saturn. Jupiter is in detriment in gemini, meaning you have problems with such topics.
With Saturn in the 10th in Taurus you are interested in responsibiltiy and security in career and relationship.
You also want to make a family and you are very emotional about it, you may not let other know this.
You also like dreamy, idealistic and compassionate women, that want to have a family with you, and maybe are even interested in the occult.
OK, anon. Tell me how much I got wrong and how much I got right.

>>33623906
This desu.

>>33623952
I mean I asked her sister to sister to reverse the hex, she didn't listen. She was not a girls girl.

>>33623977
Honestly her hex looked fake. What was that poor excuse for an altar? That sigil looks like a doodle on a sticky notes lmao.

>>33623948
Anyone who knows nails knows this is either acrylic or gelx

>>33623991
It's not fake she just sucks at magick

>>33623953
Pretty accurate to be fair, very accurate. Can we talk on discord?
i'm rather private when it comes to mentioning some stuff on the board but yes very accurate. I'm a private person who by instinct, learned, to compartmentalize life, I divide my life and self so it prevents me from getting too attached to people, romantically, emotionally. I am butthurt that I am not fucking and dating and loving in my youth, I dont want to only start doing so when older.
I fear time.
And this guy is also right >>>/x/41036565
Wat do you think so far?

>>33624006
>Can we talk on discord?
Sorry, I'm busy. But thank you.

>>33624020
Please...I just need to ask one thing, it can be later

>>33624031
Sure.

>>33624059
>>33624059
venetjun

>>33624069
Sorry, I don't have discord. I thought you were gonna ask here.

>>33623623
Very mean of you, anon.

>>33623977
Sister to sister, I have cast a spell for romantic success in return, I hope it is enough. The spell jar is sitting on my altar now along with the others I have :)

OP here Im just confused all i wanted is to get a femdom gf. I dont hate women i love them, im just confused now

>>33624077
I have issues with women...I've never dated one and I love women so much...
I like them...I've heard my chart is quite bad when it comes to them, bad energy with girls, that I have to make way more effort than others for stuff, that I might not even get a single relationship until im way older, etc etc. Is it true?
What can you tell me more in depth about this whole thing?

>>33624106
Merry meet
Thank you anon
Sister to sister, I appreciate it greatly.
Blessed be.