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Anonymous No.33627633 [Report] >>33627790 >>33627968 >>33628183
fucking embarrassing
> be me
> Out having a smoke at 3am
> Hear moans and groans, long intervals and low for a female voice.
> Holy shit that's signs of a trauma patient.
> Have history of domestics in the complex.
> Wait and hear it again
> Not schizo.mov
> Call the cops.
> Go meet them because they might need to be walked in to the sound.
> Never get the story but when I walk over with them it looks like crack heads banging in a van.
> Kek inside but can't show the cops.

I look dumb as shit because they didn't hear how she sounded like a car crash victim.
What can I do to keep my door from being kicked in by a crazy crack head if they realize the nigga on the balcony smoking was the one who called the cops on them crackhead screwing in the parking lot?
Anonymous No.33627790 [Report]
>>33627633 (OP)
Funniest Thread Of The Day
Anonymous No.33627968 [Report]
>>33627633 (OP)
I have to screenshot this holy fuck.
Anonymous No.33628183 [Report] >>33629361
>>33627633 (OP)
They are in trouble though. The police are just useless faggots.
Anonymous No.33629361 [Report]
>>33628183
Everyone here having a good time and you have to bring down the mood.
It was funny hearing the officers who got to them first say "ohh!?"