Thread 33635162

for all the skelly anons, where do you go?? where do you frequent?
I only get turned on and am willing to fall in love with men that are underweight but I feel like finding an actual lanky guy is like finding a needle in a haystack. Are all you lanky anons shutins??
i just want to be a mommy gf to one

>>33635162 (OP)
i just came back from guitar center

>>33635168
What if I have no reason to be at guitar center? How do you prefer to be hit on then?

i got a friend like this but hes tall and ugly in the face. hes a giant nerd, likes pokemon go and goes to car shows often. 6'2 and 130btw

>>33635196
i would throw up if a woman talked to me

>>33635321
Okay well that wouldnt deter me because I would think thats very cute

>be me
>186cm/60kg/17cm
i don't go outside

>>33635162 (OP)
Are you in Milwaukee, Wisconsin yes or no?

>>33635168
seconding this. guitar center is fun too because you can just go to play the guitars and not buy anything

>>33635168
>>33636625
Okay so 2 for guitar center

>>33635678
I cant break into peoples houses anon

>>33636577
no, but am in the states

>>33635162 (OP)
I don't know if I'm skelly enough at 5'10, 130 lbs, but I'm either in my house, walking around my neighborhood, or inside the warehouse I work in.

>>33635162 (OP)
6'3, 150lb on a good day, anon here.

I stay at home where ppl can't bother me. If I want pussy, I hit up women from my past and hope for the best.

>>33635162 (OP)
>where do you go?? where do you frequent?
mostly my room and computer but i also like bookstores

>>33635162 (OP)
Are you in VA? I'm 6'2, 145, and White. I want a mommy gf.

>>33635162 (OP)
badminton clubs, though you have to like asians.

>>33635162 (OP)
>6'1"
>140 lbs
>32
Reporting in.
In my 20s I was around 110 lbs. This is the first year I had to increase my jean size. It was hard to find jeans because they don't make many that are long enough for my legs with a 31 inch waist. Now it's easier to find jeans because I went up to a 32 inch waist. Health-wise I know I'm underweight, but I feel fat sometimes because the jeans I've been wearing since high school no longer fit me. I actually understand that stereotypical woman thing where they say they are fat when they aren't fat. But yeah the weight went to my stomach because I don't work out. I was actually getting into better shape 5 years ago, but then I hurt my arm. I know I need to eat more to work out, but I don't really know how to get into it and I hate the burn.Some days a full 1 gallon milk jug feels heavy. Beat Saber helped for a bit and I should get back into it, but for actual workout routines everything I see is too much.

I spend most of my time at home or running a quick errand. I don't talk to people in public, and I sometimes every few months go to a gaming store to play Magic The Gathering. I'm not into as much as I used to be, but I'm excited for the Spider-Man set so I can play the game but Spider-Man themed.

Shut-in? Mostly. I liked Covid because it meant I wasn't going to be bugged by a friend to go somewhere. At the same time I know that if I don't go anywhere I can't met people. And most of the time that is okay, but a mommy gf would be nice. Heck, any gf who isn't crazy would be nice, I haven't dated since I was 14 and that was barely anything. I'm a wizard.

>>33636912
Gotta say these guitar center anons are making me want to pick up guitar. I liked Guitar Hero and started to play Rocksmith but wanted to try the 100 day challenge and alloted time for that because too busy playing other video games. Now my stamina for GH is down because I took a long break and I hate that I can't do solos like I used to.

>>33638070
Real guitar is pretty fun. Personally I have a hard time making my own music that I like, but it's still fun to be able to play other peoples' songs.

>>33635209
So I'm pretty sure that being skinny like this AND a nerd is common. Guys who work out aren't skinny because they need to eat to work out. So nerds are either fat or skinny usually because they don't work out. The fat ones eat, the skinny ones don't. I know I don't like eating because it means I'm not working on a personal project. But also I know I had a crazy fast metabolism.

I just wish I knew what the mental condition of why skinny nerds are a stereotype, like the psychology behind it.

>>33638099
Yeah. I wouldn't know how to make my own songs well I think. I also like dancing games but dancing without prompts for specific steps is awkward. I used to dance in middle school and then I realized something about another student in my school who everyone was fake nice to because he had a mental issue and then I was wondering if people were doing that to me and it killed my dancing, but if I have steps I can be good.

Back to guitar: I have soft hands so the strings sometimes hurt a little. I know that callouses that form by playing help you and that they making finger things to help as well, but I also game and type a lot so I think that callouses would negatively affect the other things I like. I tried keyboard once because that was closer to what GH really is, but the two handed stuff threw me. The only reason I got good at GH was because I played all of the difficulty levels, I had no natural talent at all. I was a purely visual person who could play the game on mute, I had a friend who needed sound to play who couldn't understand how I could play on mute. Wasn't something I did often, GH got me more into music because I would only listen to music in the car with my dad before I started playing. Before I started playing I had no real music taste of my own. Now I like rock, hard rock, metal (all the fun stuff to play) and separately EDM.

>>33635162 (OP)
What sort of stuff would you like to do as a mommy gf? I know people have different definitions of what a mommy gf is.

>>33638148
Callouses don't mess with gaming at all, I've been playing guitar for about 16 years and it hasn't impacted my gaming performance at all. If you do decide to try guitar I'd suggest starting with an acoustic because it will build finger strength better, even though electric is more fun in my opinion. It's harder to go from electric to acoustic though. It also requires a lot of regular practice to maintain skill.

>>33638171
>regular practice
Yeah, I realized that after I took a multi-year break from GH and also another game I was good at. Everything requires regular practice. I just hate how I used to play GH for 3 or more hours straight. (I beat Aerosmith in one go.) But after a long break, not being as good as I was makes me not want to play. After 30 minutes my hand gets tired. Maybe starting almost entirely over with easier songs is needed, but I wouldn't want to lower the difficulty level. I don't really need to, my consistency is better than ever, I just can't solo or play as long. But guitar would be new so...

Same thing with exercise. I used to ride a bicycle sometimes. Nothing like those guys who put on spandex, but just some light trail riding. Haven't ridden the bicycle really since before Covid. Tried doing 2 blocks to the Post Office and my local road's hill sucks.It isn't even a bad hill, I never had trouble with it before.

Some guys once told me to pick up guitar because it would help with getting a gf. I didn't buy into it, but also I think I couldn't do it unless I wanted to anyway. I'd need to play guitar out of the desire to and not for any other reason. I have that want. Good to know about how it wouldn't mess with gaming, but also I just don't know if I would like the feeling of my hands as much with callous. I think that was the number one thing holding me back, more than the gaming part. I also touch type so that needs feeling on fingertips a little bit. Finger strength is still good because of all the GH I did and the typing I still do (70wpm).

>>33638259
I will say that real guitar is much more rewarding to improve at than GH. I was a god at GH when I was a teenager and slowly shifted my ratio of play to the real thing until I never played GH again other than once in a blue moon kind of occasions. Real guitar requires much more hand/finger strength btw, it’s not even comparable, acoustic especially. I feel like I don’t really have any musical ability, but I’ve still progressed to a point where I’m usually playing for an hour or 2 a day and still improving certain things. Like just trying to put together some simple compositions and playing melodies over it to see what works. I’m just trying to find sounds that make me feel good and that’s been more fun than anything else I’ve done in a long time even though it’s hard.

>180cm
>65kg

i only go outside to gym and do groceries desu. what kind of places do YOU go op? Maybe could try my luck there

I occasionally go to restaurants by myself with a book. Any other time I'm outside is strictly for work or errands. Funnily enough, I also went to guitar center last weekend for some piano equipment.

>>33637922
Not in VA, sorry anon, Im on the west coast of the states

>>33638070
>Some days a full 1 gallon milk jug feels heavy.
That is so cute anon.

>but I'm excited for the Spider-Man set
Im also excited for the new set!!! I think its going to be really fun to play with!

> I'm a wizard
this doesnt turn me off

>>33638153
>What sort of stuff would you like to do as a mommy gf?
Well I like to cook, and keep things clean. But I would also want the guy to feel like he can be emotionally vunerable around me, and let him feel the need to be 'weak'. Give him affection all the time and be his reassurance. I guess just caregiving emotional and otherwise? I dont know if that makes sense. Not really sure what other types of 'mommy gf' there is besides being a dom, which Im also up for.

>>33638666
I go to gym, get groceries, other errands, go to book stores, and pop up shops because I like blind box stuff and general nerd stuff like gunpla and tcg

>>33638716
>occasionally go to restaurants by myself with a book.
Would you care about being approached in a setting like this?

>>33638918
>Would you care about being approached in a setting like this?
I bring the book specifically so that when I come home without anyone approaching me, I still enjoyed myself. I'd love if someone chatted me up because books are so easy to put on hold. I figure it'll happen eventually because who the hell goes to a sitdown restaurant to only read and nothing else.

>>33638939
>I bring the book specifically so that when I come home without anyone approaching me, I still enjoyed myself.
I like your positive mindset, what kind of books do you read anon?

I don't really go anywhere or do anything. I hate most things and people and I would likely hate you too, no offense.

>>33638918
>That is so cute anon.
Sounds like you like weaker guys. I want to be stronger but at the same time I hate working out. I hate the burn. I've hurt my arm 3 times (twice as a kid and once as an adult) and I didn't see the doctor on the 3rd one because I didn't have insurance and now it's probably permanent damage. Thankfully my arm still works and most days it doesn't hurt. I can still move a light air conditioner into the window for summer, but my friend wanted to give me a backup one but it was too heavy for me.

>>33638918
>Not really sure what other types of 'mommy gf' there is besides being a dom
Well, that is one other type too. I guess there is also stuff like if you want to everything for your guy and spoil him so he does nothing. There is also sugar mommy too. Some guys still want to be doing hard work around the house for the girlfriend, or at the very least carrying their own weight a bit, or paying bills. Some mommy's would want calls every day or wouldn't want their guy working where others would want to be stay at home so they have more energy to care for her guy when he comes over (or comes home once living together)

>>33638971
anime light novels mostly - not manga. right now it's Tanya the Evil since I can say it's a reimagining of WW2 and there's like 13 volumes to go through. I'm not sure what I'll go to next, but I still try to keep my power level at least vaguely in check so I avoid LN's with anything colorful

>>33638980
>but it was too heavy for me.
cute

>also sugar mommy too
I wouldnt want to be a sugar mommy or anything like that. I would like for him to take care of the typical man stuff like bills and any more difficult stuff around the house. But I would like to coddle and dote on him on everything else.

>>33638989
>anime light novels mostly
okay so were not beating the 'all skinny guys are nerds' allegations, ill keep this in mind

>>33635162 (OP)
Motorcycle.
Smoking on my porch.
Smoking by the Riverbend.
Killing myself at work in crawlspaces amongst other spaces.
Frequent mc Donald's for fast calories that I know are terrible for me but fuck it we ball.

Lemme guess, it's the veiny hands that does it the most for you huh or the ribcage.

>>33639018
Also the grocery sto'

>>33638918
>Mommy gf
Yeah those things that you would make perfect sense. Soft dom is also good sometimes as long as it's not controlling. I tend to get agitated if I'm treated like I can't make my own choices or even when sometimes tells me that I don't have to do something. I know people say that to be nice and no pressure, but like I know that I don't HAVE to anything. I'm too literal minded.

>I go to gym, etc.
My grocery shopping is late at night in and out and I'd probably think it odd if someone was trying to chat me up. I don't stop at all. I also browser book stores sometimes, but more video games and movies. A local chain does books, movies, shows and games so I have a one stop shop, but sometimes still go to comic stores as well. I don't really buy comics, but I am into Marvel and DC. I just look at movies and shows, (live action and animated) and video games. I do sometimes flip through some comics, but I don't buy a whole lot of anything anymore. Trying to be better about money and I have a friend who buys a lot of stuff to the point where he never has money for other things. It doesn't directly affect me except sometimes I buy food and he pays me back. There also haven't been new games I've wanted for a while, the ones I have are good.

What is a pop up shop and blind box stuff? What tcgs do you like?

>>33639009
I think we found the skinny guy who isn't a nerd.
>>33639018

>the desperation itt

Lmao every fuckin time
God just have some dignity you guys
Like the smallest amount even

>>33639027
As if its not obvious bro!! Desperate for pussy post! Come on!

>>33639034
Dude I know I'm not going to date her. She said she's west coast. I'm east coast. I'm not moving and I doubt she is either. There is such a thing as just having a regular conversation. I'm also trying to give her some extra info about what I do as a skinny guy because that is the thread topic in addition to admittedly blogging a bit because it helps me sort my own thoughts out. Nothing has ever really come from my time on /adv/ Frankly though, at my age it's less about wanting pussy and more about how a relationship with cuddles would be great, but I know I'm not getting that from OP or from this thread. But yeah, some guys are that delusional, like guys who shill money to camgirls thinking that it'll make them get with her some day.

>>33639018
>the veiny hands that does it the most for you huh or the ribcage
I just like the skinny weak boy aesthetic

>>33639027
>as it's not controlling
I dont think im too controlling im very go with the flow, but I tend to have a more dom personality in certain situations but that depends if I know the other person is more submissive

>My grocery shopping is late at night
huh okay I do my shopping way earlier then

>What is a pop up shop and blind box stuff?
pop up shops are usually temporary storefronts that are specializing in certain product or franchise. SO sometimes bandai will do pop up shops, where for a limited time they will sell their products at a designated location.
I like blind box stuff like tokidoki and other vinyl figures or gashapon.

>tcg
I like pokemon and mtg and am trying to get into the new gundam tcg, if i can find it lol

>>33639104
I appreciate you responding to me

>>33639119
Pnw. Mtg. Not a bum. Just a bummer. 26.
>>33639031
Partially, I got taste and stay quiet about it.

>>33639119
>blind box
Oh! So it's like grab bag? You don't know what you're getting.

>tcg
I play MTG a little, but only because of a friend and only Commander. I don't like how expensive the game is to keep up with every set, so I don't do tournaments. I liked Magic Duels campaign before the servers shut down and unlocked everything made me forget where I left off. I think Pokemon plays well but am more in the the first 3 gens of the video game instead. Tried Dragon Ball Super because of friends, but I'm not really a DB fan. It plays okay. I was mainly into Yu-Gi-Oh but the game changed too much.

>>33639251
>only Commander
Well drafting is good too actually. I like standard in video game form and would prefer it to Commander sometimes but keeping up with the banlist in IRL due to set rotation is too expensive.

>>33639254
>>33639251
Seeing a lot of tcg talk

bump

>>33635162 (OP)
They stay at home and masturbate all day
I'm sorry tranny anon
Also I doubt they are into trannies

>>33635678
>60kg

WTF ANON
YOU ARE A FUCKING SKELETON HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>33644666
gaining weight is hard. i struggle to keep over 60kg tbdesu. now that im unemployed i get up so late that i don't eat lunch. a big breakfast, then something small like some potato chips or a sandwich a few hours later, then a big dinner. i eat ice cream or cookies or chocolate basically every day. a can of low alcohol beer a couple of times a week. i eat cereal with cream instead of milk. i eat like shit yet i don't gain anything. i bought some of that gainer shit that gym goers drink but didn't see any difference.

Why do women have such shit taste in men. No homo but why would you prefer a lanky skeleboy to a physically fit guy? Why do women like guys that look like they're dying from heroine intake.

>>33644969
>why would you prefer a lanky skeleboy to a physically fit guy?
I think skellyboys come with a certain level of weakness that I find cute. They look like fragile little stray cats that I want to take home and nurture with love and care and make sure their safe.

I feel nothing when I see phyiscally fit guys, and am not attracted to muscles at all.

Personally speaking, the first boy I had a crush on was my older brother's friend who was a shy skelly but very nice and cute. So there could be the influence, idk about other women

>>33635162 (OP)
i go hiking and to trails to walk, and grocery stores