Thread 33636482

I watch my people cook and they take fucking hours just to complete fucking side dishes or fucking normies who walk so fucking slow it just makes me want to slap them in the head maybe in the ass if they're women.
What is this illness I have /adv/? Help a fellow anon out.

Your illness is a serious case of not minding your own fucking business. The people walking slow in front of you I hate though. Especially when they are in a group and they are all fat so you can’t pass them.

>>33636482 (OP)
Not everyone has somewhere to hurry.

>>33636482 (OP)
>What is this illness I have /adv/?
It's called autism. It's typical austist compunction to obsess over people not doing things a certain way like you would, or things you perceive as not optimal.

They are not slow. You are fast.
I see cooking the same way. I never understood it. But that's just your own gift from God.

>>33636482 (OP)
>Why do people do shit so slow?
Constipation

"unmotivated workers", that's what they are. your leadership skills may also be lackluster if you're in charge and you can't unfuck them.

>>33636482 (OP)
Gotta love that 0.5mph fat bitch waddle. How do they ever get anywhere?

>>33636482 (OP)
I also zoom around a lot. One thing I'll say is that forcing yourself to slow down, even when doing routine things that don't require any thought process, is nice to do sometimes. It gives you time for random thoughts to interrupt and tell you "hey, you could try x or do it y way or add z", like taking a different street in your daily walk. This is great and you might pick up random improvements in your daily hygiene, cooking, or relaxation just by very occasionally slowing down to think. But many people just have a slower pace because you are better. You are a superior person. That's the real takeaway.

>>33636482 (OP)
Fuck off

I have a question for you, how do you cook and clean so fast? I feel like I am subconsciously slowing myself down every time I do those things without assistance and it takes great effort to do it faster.
t. autist with ADD

>>33636482 (OP)
Are you a seco at kapooka? Sorry I couldn't get dressed in 30 seconds bombardier you were right to scream in my face because of that

Join the military. You'll fit right in

>>33636482 (OP)
Most goyim are cattle. Every time I go out in public, and especially to the supermarket etc. I am reminded of what cattle goyim are. I detest them for being so slow, clueless and retarded.

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