Thread 33638198

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Sexo

men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of reproduction?

women, how would you feel if you looked like this?

women shouldn't be allowed to cook

>>33638198 (OP)
I wish women didn't exist.

I wish men cared about women for their personality more than their looks. Even the ones who say they do never truly mean it.

>>33638198 (OP)
>me on the right

>>33638208
I don't like fat women

>>33638213
I wish women had a personality.

>>33638198 (OP)
this thing creeps me out more than the pic of like 3 threads ago

What's it like to have sex with Chad vs a normal moid?

>>33638209
I would beg to differ

>>33638213
Just have both

>>33638209
This is violating so many health codes :(

>>33638209
I'm not eating that Jackson pollock-ass egg
>>33638208
Marry if I liked her
>>33638213
I've dated for looks and I've dated for personality
They all break my heart anyway so now I realise I may as well just date the baddies

>>33638213
>women for their personality
Women don't have personalities, you all just repeat the same shit.

>>33638227
i'll only know about sex with one chad but i won't get there yet

>>33638208
one night stand material

>>33638208
I wouldn't.

>>33638228
>that behind the back pov shot
Reminds me of when I’d tease my ex when she was in the kitchen, grabbing her hips and wrapping her up
Damn she was gorgeous

For the femanons
What would it take for you to give an ftm a chance? I promise to treat you well :^]

>>33638237
i love abusechads so much

>>33638208
M
Its been a while since I've seen one of your posts.
Anyways, I wouldn't acknowledge her as a sexual being. She'd probably be a good friend

Picrel is the type of fat I'd breed mercilessly

>>33638226
>this thing creeps me out more than the pic of like 3 threads ago
The lifeguard art?
Why did that creep you out?

why can't atoga femanons look like that?

>>33638251
no the one with corpses i think

>>33638228
>Using 4 frying pans to make one sandwich
Ridiculous.

What is life like for those conventionally attractive tiktok whiteboys?

Big Breasted Women, do you ever get a feeling of satisfaction seeing your boobs and/or cleavage in your periphery vision?

Flatties (endearing), Do you ever get a sense of longing being unable to make sufficient cleavage without cheatcodes?

>>33638262
cute feet

Round 1 is over

>>33638238
Have you had sex with a normie?

>>33638269
probably really easy

>>33638271
Be less obvious next time.

>>33638275
Yeah :(

>>33638228
I would much rather eat this with a side of white rice instead of having it formatted as a sandwich :/

>>33638271
Thats mean

>>33638228
Is it true that her stepdad films these?

>>33638271
i would only like to see how Chad sinks his hands into it and shapes it as he likes it

>>33638273
Helen Parr is the zeitgeist

Gender
How awkward was your first time?

I wish more femanons would take up yoga

Moid, we're getting a dog
Which breed?

>>33638278
less obvious about what? this is a genuine question. I'll rephrase it if I need to.

>>33638273
>Eva beating Judy
Robo waifus are the future.
Also
>How close Leela and Lola was
I'm surprised

>>33638274
no i never had sex in general, i'm saving myself for imaginary chad

How do you motivate yourself to learn new things?

>>33638290
M
Very. I dissociated and fucked like a pornstar, she had no idea

>>33638293
which ever will breed you the hardest if you catch my drift

>>33638285
What's your bra size?

>>33638290
M
Got hard but couldn't bust.

I’m a very pathetic person who should kill herself

>>33638292
>>33638262
I will never be as pretty as her, wtf is even the point?

>>33638273
Left Bracket is fucking stacked, lotta heavy hitters in that one.
Right Bracket kinda sucks in comparison.

Talking to the girls here makes me limper than overcooked spaghetti, and that's a good thing.

>>33638290
M, it was

>>33638304
Nah we should go out

>>33638293
I like the samoyed because it's a big ball of fluff, like you took a regular dog and spun it a few rounds in the dryer.

>>33638304
No, you should not.

>>33638302
only chad will know

>>33638304
nooo ur so cute dont kill yourself pathetic-chan

Masturbating makes me feel sick because for half a second it will almost feel like he’s there but he’s not and then I just feel ashamed and embarrassed

>>33638300
if it's gonna get hard, it'll be on your asshole

>>33638290
f, knowing me, i will probably post about it if it happens.

>>33638283
I'm sorry, it wasn't meant to be...

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33638269
I'm not that attractive or anything but I was more attractive in my late teens and early 20s
I think people are just nicer to you in general desu. Halo effect is real so they often assume you're better than you actually are. It's easier to get certain jobs and women are more forward with you. Other than that though probably not all that different unless you know how to really capitalise on it
>>33638273
RIP Clover and Sam, hooray for Mandy and Eris
>>33638290
My first time speedrunning Sonic Adventure DX was pretty awkward but I eventually learned the game

>>33638304
how so?

>>33638305
>>33638304
I don't get it, just date chad? That's usually the one size fits all solution for women's problems

>>33638305
Hes demoralizationposting don't let him get to you

>>33638213
if there was one guy that truly meant it, it'd be me, but truth is i care about looks as well. there's actually a lot of entanglement between the two. i can look at a pic like in >>33638208 and immediately understand a lot about them from their body and presentation alone.
>>33638290
m
haven't fucked yet, but most first times were fun. a lot of people get wrapped up in their thoughts, i get anxious when thinking about doing this stuff, but it's always fun in the moment. was that way when kissing, when fooling around, first time sexting or sending nudes.
>>33638293
me!
>>33638298
stimulants, if your feet are too cold to dabble in chemicals then consider cold showers in the morning, exercising, meditating on a future goal (like living out experiencing the goal), edging.

>>33638309
kek, i like this description, almost as cute as the dog

>>33638290
>>33638307

*M, it was a bit awkard, I only stopped being nervous about it after meeting a few different women

>>33638312
Would you let him tittyfuck you?

>>33638304
It's gotta be sad knowing that the only reason you get sympathy for being suicidal is because all of these touch starved virgins want to put their dicks inside you.
In either case don't do it, but if you do, do a flip.

>>33638322
Dumbass it's a moid larping

>>33638320
I’m weak I’m stupid I’m ineloquent I’m a doormat I’m lazy I’m anxious I’m ugly I’m mean I’m evil I’m retarded

>>33638319
Ur pissing me off

>>33638304
nooo dont kill yourself your so sexy aha

>>33638293
>we're getting a dog
Will my cat like it
Maybe a golden retriever
I think I'm allergic tho
>>33638298
My ADHD brain just decides to hyperfixate on learning some useless shit for a few hours
>>33638304
You're not pathetic anon *hug*
>>33638314
Nothing wrong with masturbating lol

>>33638290
M
Extremely. I'd greentext it but idk if anybody wants to see all that.

>>33638319
BASED. I'm just trying to get all of the emblems and it's pretty fucking hard at points.

>>33638329
well, you can fix at least one of those things.
what do you do for a living?

>>33638208
I wouldn't. It's not just about being obese, but also those ripped jeans. You don't make practical choices if your idea of good pants is ripped jeans for style reasons. Someone had to ruin a perfectly good pair of jeans to make that.

>>33638314
anon who tf is "he"?

>>33638303
how does this happen

>>33638328
How do you know

Lmao, bad news if you think you're straight and listen to this guy.

>>33638334
>Extremely. I'd greentext it but idk if anybody wants to see all that.
I do

>>33638335
Jew daycare

>>33638326
Chad wouldn't have to ask this question.

wait, did I miss the plot development?
Did women finally admit to liking Chad?
This is huge.

>>33638228
If she puts this effort into dinner everyday I'd overlook the tattoo and bellybutton piercing (she can take that out later anyway)
>>33638265
>>33638281
Y'all some picky ass niggas you know that? Live a little you uptight chuds

I love my thread crush

>>33638344
thank you

>>33638347
You just want her to verbally kick you in the balls again

Moids
What's the most obsessed thing you got and did because of a girl/woman?

>>33638330
Skill issue
>>33638334
I got all emblems in SA1 and SA2 so lemme know if you need any pointers
What are you struggling with?
>>33638331
Lmao
>>33638329
Your brain is telling you lies, I'm sure you are sweet
>>33638334
>idk if anybody wants to see all that.
Show the class moid

>>33638344
How do I become Chad?

>>33638341
who?

>>33638338
If you get too nervous or anxious I can see it happening

>>33638265
Taking cross contamination seriously is not ridiculous.

>>33638290
M
I'm 26 and a virgin.

>>33638347
Stop saying this every thread if you aren't gonna tell us who s/he is

>>33638343
well you are not so useless after all. I don't think you should kill yourself.

>>33638334
Let's hear it

Women are stupid.

>>33638349
That's a different anon.

>>33638355
It is

>>33638350
hornyposted on /atoga/.
I unironically put more effort into flirting with an anonymous stranger that could have been some random guy for all I know, than in any of my actual relationships combined.

>>33638292
God I fucking love camel toe, its just so inviting.
>>33638290
M
Couldn't cum but I did get a lot of praise for my technique. She didn't believe I was a virgin.
The awkwardness really came from the buildup to it cause I'm a bit spergy. We were with a group of friends (6 in total including us), all couples, and staying over at their house then at some point in the night we all broke off from the group cause the women wanted to fuck. I ended up doing it with my girl in our friends van.
The act itself was easy since I was just running on instinct.
>>33638293
Xolo or Chihuahua if you like small dogs.
Borzoi or Afghan Silk Hound if you prefer bigger dogs.

>>33638360
nuh uh all women are queens

>>33638353
The biggest podcaster on Earth. He has a show that's so big, that refusing to go on it has been cited as a contributing factor as to why Kamala lost the election (not to get too political)

>>33638354
does it hurt?

>>33638358
I contribute nothing to society I have nothing and no one I don’t have anything to show for my years on earth just fantasies in my head

>>33638349
Sexy...

>>33638341
Majority of men also find it a turn-off if you're an obese poly single mom

>>33638364
You sound fucked

>>33638305
You can still be flexible and blow minds. You'd be adding technique to your repertoire.

>>33638350
>What's the most obsessed thing you got and did because of a girl/woman?
Find out what music she likes, what books she likes, what movies she likes, etc.
Listen to the music, read the books, watch the movies.
Use them as excuses to get her attention and jumpstart conversations.

>>33638329
I like talking to you tbqh

>>33638345
yes last thread a brave femanon finally stepped forward and was the first to cast the stone so to speak and started gushing over Chad and all the other femanons followed suit. Not a hivemind my ass.

>>33638368
Only your ego

>>33638329
uh oh, somebody forgot to practice her daily affirmations in the shower!
>>33638351
>offering anons sonic adventure help
very endearing

>>33638346
>Y'all some picky ass niggas
Says the nigga that doesn't like tattoos or piercings. Those are modest ones too at that.

>>33638369
Nta but there's nothing wrong with just existing and beeing yourself anon. Fantasies are cool, maybe you could write stories or something...

>>33638377
>and all the other femanons followed suit
Really? It seemed like it was just her.

Was at gym and the two qt sisters have stopped near me to chat with me.
Women are so nice!!!

One of them complimented my benchpress a lot and my progress
<3

>>33638269
Idk what the boys but I worked with a guy who's daughter was TikTok famous, he told me she has no friends irl and only knows people online, and tried to go to trade school (we're in a trade) and gave up and decided she wanted to do join the military to do the trade in the military (she probably wants to be one of those military TikTok girls imo).
It's pretty sad, he told me that she's gorgeous.

>>33638329
Not fat, huge W

>>33638365
>Afghan Silk Hound
Kek, not the jeffrey star dog!

>>33638377
i'm 1 chadsexual, but there was an anon who had good reasons for her choice, we are not the same

Women, have you ever squirted?

>>33638379
>very endearing
What the fuck did you just call me
I'm going to bed (if you need tips though lmk uwu <3)
>>33638385
W gym creep moment

>>33638349
if >her is me, then i didn't intend it like that

>>33638369
what's stopping you from finding a bf?
there's also plenty of single and lonely guys out there.

>>33638388
Please don't ruin them for me :(
I never made that connection until now ._.

>>33638387
That’s not even something I worked for intentionally I just look like shit naturally

Why don't women like this realize they can just show us their pussy and make tons of money?

>>33638349
Speaking of ball kicking, I haven't seen ihatewomen all day.

>>33638292
That's a big pussy

>>33638364
Holy shit, why not just put that effort into irl?
I do and women love it.

>>33638395
I have a hard time making fridnds
>>33638376
I don’t think you do

women would you rather have sex with a Great Dane or an /atoga/ anon?

>>33638397
What made you spiral?

>>33638381
I just said I'd overlook them if she put the work into the kitchen you stupid ass nigga
Tattoos are for soldiers, sailors and slaves.

>>33638399
they are deluded and think their "dignity" is worth anything, even tho she has been fucked and degraded by her previous employers.

>>33638364
Hornyposting is fun howeverbeit.

>Tfw spoke with a cute girl today
>She said something about having a better grip
>Immediately think of pussy grip

I might be a coombrain.

>>33638333
I asked about the dog breed and you answered "Will my cat like it
Maybe a golden retriever
I think I'm allergic tho" but now I want you to teach me some "useless" thing you learned

>>33638403
well, it's never late to start, how old are you anyways?
try finding new friends, what about reconnecting with old ones?

any male who had sex before, leave the thread RIGHT NOW

>>33638402
I get bored really quickly. Once I "have" them and the chase period is over I'm like a dog chasing cars, I just move on to the next one once I "figured them out".

>>33638010
>>33638377
>>33638345
>>33638389
See, as a virgin guy who's only average looking, I've definitely never wanted women to feel like they have to suppress their preferences, or forego pleasurable sex just so guys like me aren't bummed out.

>>33638413
Ok goodnight

>>33638338
People say orgasm for women is all about the mindset, same is true for men. It's you're too nervous you can't bust.

>>33638413
This isn't r9k femcel

>>33638342
>>33638351
>>33638359
This isn't any sort of larp and it's probably not that interesting.
>be me, 21m
>finally meeting a girl I've known since I was 13, we met online and we decided to finally meet in person now that we're both free adults
>we decide to have a week-long getaway in a hotel, really nice suite
>we get there, I'm extremely nervous, it takes all my willpower just to give her a hug at last
>she goes to take my first kiss, I stop her
>I had practiced kissing on the back of my hand and need to make sure I don't fuck it up, so I needed a quick refresher
>things progress, 30 minutes later she's straddling me and guiding me into her
>I'm flaccid, I'm just way too nervous and anxious
>we stop trying, we take turns showering and I think
>"this is the same girl I always talk to, who I've loved for almost a decade, I really shouldn't be nervous"
>we hang out for a bit, eat, watch Kitchen Nightmares together
>around 11, we start naturally building up to sex
>I'm still nervous, but it now translates into doing what I want but making sure she's okay with everything
>I unironically try some stuff I saw in hentai, regarding not just thrusting but rolling my hips and grinding against her, she loves it
>when I'm about to cum, I say, "____, I love you, I'm about to cum"
>she replies, "I love you too, please, do it inside"
>we snuggle the rest of the night and fall asleep saying I love you back and forth

>>33638408
You're still judging her just cause she has them retard. Just like how I said I'd rather have white rice instead of the bread.

>>33638421
ok sorry i will stop posting instead

>>33638413
>any male who had sex before, leave the thread RIGHT NOW
Nope, I want to chat about sex with femanons.

>>33638401
Probably fake pussy lip underwear.

>>33638407
When am I not spiraling
>>33638412
My “friends” don’t like me

>>33638396
https://youtu.be/7T9yMSNG1iQ

>>33638426
Cuck

>>33638403
I actually do.

>>33638392
rofl sweet dreams anonny

>>33638427
More women should wear that, it should become a trend like whale tails were.

>>33638422
>so I needed a quick refresher
Did you quickly kiss your hand?

>>33638351
>What are you struggling with?
I got them all in SA2. It's the SA1 Knuckles missions where you find all three emeralds in a minute.

>>33638405
?????????????????????????????
the fucking human being?? what????

>>33638405
>YJK

>>33638422
Not even bad

>>33638430
Nope, I'm a sex haver.

>>33638405
F
the height difference I deserve

>>33638429
Sorry bud, I'm eating right now so I'm not gonna watch that and I'll probably forget to go back to it later.
If you want to give me a qrd then you can

I wish my face wasn't so deformed. My side profile is round and my eyes bulge out. So ugly I want to kms.

>>33638416
i mostly just kinda joke about it dw but it's nice of you, i feel like there's nothing wrong with guys wanting stacies either

>>33638440
Dunno how, must’ve been rape

>>33638422
Cute I'm glad it was romantic like that, did you date after?

>>33638441
What is that in inches?

>>33638428
When you wake up?

>>33638428
>My “friends” don’t like me
Then find new friends that like you back.
Also stop hanging out with people that don't like you.

>>33638444
unless youve ever been stopped on the street by someone staring at u and/or pointing out how ugly u are, u arent that ugly
cheer up anon

>>33638350
>What's the most obsessed thing you got and did because of a girl/woman?
Collect thousands of pictures of her.
Bought a plush of her and take her places.

>>33638425
How about you ask the other gender questions?

>>33638447
I'm a handsome guy.

>>33638428
also, how do you know they don't like you to begin with?

>>33638450
About three point fifty hamburgers.

>>33638441
tfw you will never be 50cm taller than your gf why even live

>>33638435
Yes. I think I blurted out "um, hang on!" and I did it a few times before we went for it.

>>33638448
Well, we spent the rest of the week together, and went out in public a number of times. The day she went back home, she cried and kept hugging me and refused to let me go because she thought we'd never see each other again (she ended up being right).

>>33638444
You probably have body dysmorphia like I do.

>>33638450
dunno, don't care.
If I can't realistically bury my head in his man boobs standing up, I don't want him.

>>33638454
>unless youve ever been stopped on the street by someone staring at u and/or pointing out how ugly u are, u arent that ugly
I've been called ugly by my own classmates and family. Random strangers won't do that because they avoid you entirely.

>>33638458
Personality like a wet sack of rocks

>>33638464
How tall are you?

>>33638465
>classmates
probably early school years though no?
kids are brutal and call anyone ugly
>family
also normal, especially if its your siblings

>>33638456
it gets hard when there's not enough virgin aura for me but i'll try to get around it in time maybe

>>33638465
Make up doesnt help?

State gender
Would you date a they/them?

How many y'all eaten a samosa?

>>33638467
5'10

>>33638463
Nope it's a legitimate deformity that mildly impairs my breathing and resting mouth posture. I can't afford the surgery for it.
>>33638469
It happened in middle and high school too. And it was my own mother who has told me even as an adult.
>>33638473
You can't makeup a deformed jaw and nonexistent chin.

>>33638474
If they look like hunter schafer ye

>>33638464
How tall are you?

>>33638464
>If I can't realistically bury my head in his man boobs standing up, I don't want him.
Girl, you deserve better.

Don't settle for anything less than being able to stand inside his pants leg while he's wearing the pants.

>>33638476
*raises hand*

>>33638474
M
1.are they a female?
2.how does this affect our relationship?
If 1 is yes, than most likely. 2 could change that however.

>>33638474
only thing a woman need to get over their non binary phase is a good dickin every now and then.

>>33638478
How old are you?

>>33638474
m
i would but they need to understand that i sincerely believe they have been brainwashed in such a way that it has mangled their mind, likely their social life, and very likely their body. i would respect and defend them though, especially around other people

>>33638474
f
no

>>33638477
Damn ur tall

>>33638262
If a girl on 4chan looked like this i would question why she was on here. There's also no way most dudes (including me) on here could pull her. I'm no incel, but i'm fully aware i'm pretty average or slightly below.

>>33638399
She could also just get a part-time job in a bar or on reception desk or something and keep doing her art on the side like several women I've worked with (one made some money from graphic design, another from tattooing for example)
The whore life is not for everyone lol (and the market is already saturated)
>>33638411
Aw
Which dog breed is your favourite
As a kid I liked westies and daschunds
>>33638422
>watch Kitchen Nightmares together
I also did this with a girl lol
>try some stuff I saw in hentai
Holy based lmao
Aw sounds like a nice night tho
>>33638432
You too <3
Hope I don't have nightmares kek
>>33638436
Congrats on SA2 100% cause that is tough
SA1 is way easier
>Knuckles missions where you find all three emeralds in a minute
You can cheese them in Trial mode by pausing and restarting before touching an emerald piece, as the locations will stay the same. It's heavily RNG and once you play a stage for a bit you get a feel for the locations so just give it a few tries. Have you also got the chao emblems? (It's much quicker than in SA2, not counting chaos drive glitch)

>>33638477
>>33638482

>>33638474
M
I would date 2 women yes

>>33638477
Ah, Kitten poster. How goes it?

>>33638470
i'm a HUGE virgin, like biggest virgin you'll ever meet. i'll work on the virgin vibes. what questions ya got?

Does this girl look like a femcel or could she find a boyfriend (if only with extreme difficulty)?

>>33638464
>>33638477
Anon...

>>33638490
26

>>33638477
Good luck finding someone that's 7 foot+ I guess lol

>>33638466
You're quite charming yourself.

>>33638478
You know there was this girl on church who had a deformed something in her face I don't remember. She also had some juicy thighs and I wanted to fuck her so very badily

>>33638237
That's why you can't accept that. If a girl tells you she doesn't like blowjobs, but used to suck random guys off,....bye bye.

>>33638478
im sorry about ppl saying that stuff to u, thats not nice and u deserve better

>>33638451
I often feel the worst then
>>33638459
Occasional weird insults

>>33638476
They're good
>>33638474
M, sure if she was biologically female and attractive? Usually I clash personality-wise with people like that though, I'm not PC enough lol. Honestly my internal reaction is picrel whenever someone says there's more than 2 genders or that they're bigender or some other bullshit

>>33638474
M
They/thems got incredible pussy.

>>33638474
I like tomboys, so I'm tempted, but ultimately no.

>>33638427
>>33638433
If i seen a girl with fat cameltoe, ended up putting all effort into seeing it withoht clothes, and it turned out to be a flat boring pussy or worse yet, a hanging roast beef, i would break up with her on the spot.

I deserve fat puffy pussy gf.

>>33638501
Pretty easily

>>33638507
Kill yourself.

>>33638506
I’m a man

>>33638500
i won't get a mental block and i'll try to think about them i promise

>>33638501
She's very pretty, ofc she can get a bf lol

>>33638495
>Aw sounds like a nice night tho
It was. Everything that ensued after we parted ways was a nightmare but it was something special, awkward as it was.

>You can cheese them in Trial mode by pausing and restarting before touching an emerald piece
I never considered that. That seems like it'll be a massive help. I just struggle to do it in that short a time.
>Have you also got the chao emblems?
Not yet. I'm on Dreamcast so idk if it'll be easier or harder with Chao Adventure. Or maybe I can raise one in SA2 and migrate it back (not sure if that works on DC either, only did it on GC).

>>33638501
practice gf material

How do I overcome the Madona-Whore mindset?

>>33638474
Not a fan, be a real alien.

>>33638503
Why not save up for surgery?

>>33638501
She looks fine ans has 10 simps blowing up her ig as we speak

That is Not Femcel phenotype at all

>>33638208
>women, how would you feel if you looked like this?
I would have to get significantly fatter to look like her and I'm already fat.

Have you guys actually had a practice gf? How long does it last? How do you break it off when you decide it's enough?

>>33638341
Why do you have to just be nasty half the time? Nobody here did shit to you.

>>33638516
Why

>>33638501
she looks 30+
if she really cared she should have found a husband by now.
But yeah, as long as she doesn't get absurdly fat and she isn't a cunt, everything is possible.

>>33638518
Of course you are, that's why you're seething.

>>33638501
Femcels are often girls who don’t wear much make up

>>33638523
what's the difference between a practice gf and a friend with benefittits

>>33638501
If she can get a boyfriend any woman can

>>33638507
Not very righteous of you, kek.

>>33638529
I tried to have one but couldnt get over feeling of being disgusted with myself trying to get into her pants

In hindsight was probably bad decision she was a nice girl and lost ton of weight after
Now shes married

>>33638510
>Occasional weird insults
how come you hangout with people that treat you like that?

either gender of sex haver.
oddest sex thing a partner has ever asked for? did you do it? do you regret it or was it not that bad?

can we PLEASE not do r9k-toga right now

>>33638437
you wouldn't get pregnant though, and you wouldn't have to deal with the awkwardness or selfishness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9hDEoX8ajU

>>33638544
Wear a bag over my head during sex
T. Gym creep

>>33638528
fat in a good way or a bad way?

>>33638524
A Madonna who's a whore for you is a wonderful thing.

>>33638544
M
She gave me permission to start fucking her in her sleep. I absolutely refused. Seemed like a bad idea in like 50 different ways.

>>33638545
What does that mean

>>33638542
It’s been a constant in all my friendships I am just not a likable person

>>33638545
Can we hornypost instead?

>>33638399
I like her style and humor. I would literally provide for her and seed capital for her art business, but she would never date a 23 year old zoomer like me.

>>33638547
oof ouch.
did she think you were ugly? or was it like a faceless kink thing?

>>33638526
I had some savings, not anymore. Making money is hard. Being treated like a retard throughout my life, even at work, with little support has made me actually retarded.

>>33638545
I'M SORRY IT WAS MY FAULT

>>33638553
Could you use a name if you're going to do that?

My dad told me that when we die, a legendary god known as the Rat God eats our souls. The Rat God is as big as ten universes. After 528 years the Rat God shits out our soul and we are reincarnated.

>>33638560
Women crying used to make me uncomfortable
Now it turns me on

>>33638550
That feels weird

>>33638559
Do you know what the surgery is called? I'd like to read about it.

So what sort of advice am i supposed to ask around here?

Are white guys into black women or do they just see them as status symbols that prove their sexual prowess compared to black men?

>>33638534
Huh?

>>33638559
not it isn't, you just have to set aside some money each month and not spend it

>>33638570
idk, you tell me

>>33638561
Lol, so you can filter me? Nevermind, I'll behave myself for tonight.

>>33638198 (OP)
Men, would you date her?

>>33638570
They are hot

>>33638570
Black women are hot

>>33638570
I'm not into black women at all. Even if I can tell she's hot, I just can't.

>>33638566
Yeah. I figured she'd wake up and not be in the mood for it and get furious. Or might have an unexpected reaction. Just a bad idea.

>>33638570
I like black women. Never been with one though.

>>33638569
whether or not your dick size is adequate for the few guys that larp as women on here.

>>33638567
Maxillofacial surgery is the blanket term for procedures on the face, mouth, and jaw.
>>33638573
Tell me, what am I spending my money on? Some people are just poor.

>>33638524
you'd have to work on your views on sexuality in general, most importantly your own
it often stems from you splitting "what I would do" to a good girl vs a whore, sorting your own sexual urges into pure and impure
to dissolve this, you'd have to make peace with the whole range of what can get you off

>>33638529
>How long does it last?
until she thinks I should do the chores because she let me use her holes
>How do you break it off when you decide it's enough?
I just ghost them, they don't deserve nor need an explanation.

>>33638570
They're nice and easy

>>33638576
No

>>33638576
Ye? She looks ok

>>33638576
isn't that the ukrainian refugee that got stabbed by a nig nog for no reason?

women
would you do this >>33638574
for your bf if he asked?

>>33638570
That's retarded, we can't compete with black men sexually. Black women are genuinely pretty, why would you doubt that?

>>33638576
No way

>>33638570
Or is it that they see them as more sexually available than white women?

>>33638552
first of all, nobody is perfect, so you are not special. Second, if you are aware of you weaknesses, how come you haven't done anything to improve on the aspects you are lacking?

>>33638501
The kinda looks like a prostitute

>>33638574
post the uncensored version coward

>>33638520
wow you finally get a virgin to nip at your heels and you got nothing for me? you're gonna make me cry...

>>33638592
>believing your fetish is real life

>>33638576
I want a more... I guess introverted looking girl?

>>33638570
if you are hot, yes.
if you are an overweight sheboon, hell no.
I'm not even white.

>>33638570
I'm not really into black girls. It feels unfair to me and i don't want to subject someone to a relationship that is looks-based. I don't think i'd want a serious long term relationship. Mixed girls would be more likely. I know that sounds fucked up, but i just prefer my own race.

>>33638495
>Aw
>Which dog breed is your favourite
>As a kid I liked westies and daschunds
I'm pretty basic: i like german shephards because when I was a child our neighbors had one (or afew because they got stolen) and i thought they were cool. There was also a tv series where the protagonist was a cop and had a dog and the dog plays an important role in the series and it was a german shephard.
I also like huskies but it would be too hot of a climate for them to live comfortably in

>>33638574
All that effort and hes still playing Mario. From this webm I can conclude that white guys are not into black women.

>>33638582
>Maxillofacial surgery is the blanket term for procedures on the face, mouth, and jaw.
Thanks.

>>33638574
I'd do that without being asked because I find it hot but only if he played a violent game with others on vc.

>>33638555
Just kidding i never had sex and the couple times i had girl over my place i fumbled so hard i didnt even get a kiss

>>33638595
I try but I’m somehow getting worse

>>33638575
don't hold yourself back because of me, i just don't want anything to do with sex right now

>>33638570
um, well i don't think i'd do anything with anyone on symbol alone, i'm not a celebrity or a 14th century baron. but in fact the first girl i've seen in a while that actually distracted me was black, that was just a couple of days ago

>>33638607
Sherlock holmes over here

>>33638548
Isn't it always bad? People do tend to underestimate my weight though, I carry most of it on the thighs and I'm 2-3 sizes smaller on tops

>>33638611
which do you think are your biggest flaws?
how do you think you can improve them?

>>33638598
go have sex or something...

>>33638574
Source me up
I could use a goon rn

do men not feel weird basically sockpuppeting softcore porn for the entertainment of other men

you guys get squeamish about totally normal things being gay or beta but you'll literally fuel the lust of other men for no reason unprompted all the time. confusing

>>33638576
100%, she's very cute and i get very good vibes from her

>>33638615
how do you feel about your weight?

>>33638621
I watch solo videos of girls who squirt

>>33638591
No, maybe it's because i'm not in the situation and idk what it's like to be in such a long relationship with someone that sex becomes like a sneeze or a fart, but i personally expect both of us to be paying full attention during sex. it's not just a physical need, it's our time together.

>>33638586
This one is cute hot and doesnt have curly hair. Would bang and gf up.

T. Bwc

>>33638621
>when someone posts something horny it's a guy larping as a girl
you so dumb

>>33638621
wut?

>>33638625
i like to grill my pb and j. i'm not sure how its relevant.

>>33638621
yes extremely
i erp'd with another guy once and it made me want to fucking kill myself for years

>>33638599
There are definitely pretty black women. Acknowledging that isn't a fetish.

>>33638622
>i get very good vibes from her
What would you do if you met on a train?

>>33638621
I post hot ass
Buddy reacts: thats a nice ass

Dont overthink it

>>33638631
anon is saying he doesn't watch porn of guys fucking girls because that would be cuck behavior

>>33638522
>but it was something special
Cherish the memory I suppose <3
>never considered that
Yeah, you can cheese it like that. Though desu I think I just replayed each stage until I got a lucky run with easy locations
>raise one in SA2 and migrate it back
I never tried it myself but I saw a post saying it was doable with the VMU on the DC, but it was a bit buggy because they were never intended to be transferable
Either way it's easy to raise one in SADX. I just gave them chao fruit (which are 200 rings each) and went into Emerald Coast to get otters and rabbits to boost the chao's swim and run stats (you can also finish the act to keep the rings to buy more fruit). And then went into Red Mountain to get animals to boost the power stat. Swim/run/power are honestly the only stats that matter, get them to ~60 and you should be able to win all the races, took me a few hours to do without abusing glitches
>>33638529
No, that sounds ridiculous lol
>>33638562
Your dad was buggin
>>33638570
I don't care about race
Hottest girl I dated was black
>>33638576
Yeah

I hate women.

>>33638626
take the video game out of the picture.
would you do it then?

Women, even if I'm not outgoing and I just work 9 to 5 at an office (full of women to be fair), should I wear decent cologne? I'm using this Club de la Nuit Urban Elixir shit it smells good

>>33638637
Isn’t that what op meant

>>33638636
anon, that is gay as fuck

>>33638610
I remember the time a few years ago where you bumbled that fit blonde baddie who came to yours and cooked or whatever lol

>>33638642
i'd suggest that you should ask a gay friend for that sort of advice

>>33638629
not larping. men posting softcore porn for other men. for some reason.

>>33638624
Bad, I feel clumsy and I always have trouble finding pants that fit.

>>33638400
>>33638349
>>33638361
I've found him. Repeat I've found him. >>33638639

>>33638645
She also invited me over to place where she lived
We shared icecream, she was in tight dress showing off her butt, had a heart shaped lamp on

I think im just too autistic to have sex legitimately
I think i need a woman who will openly throw herself at me

>>33638626
NTA but the hot thing is to treat it like a casual thing even if it's not, making him try to focus on the game whilst getting his balls drained. It's playful and not supposed to be this serious. If you're in a relationship you'll have tons of sex anyways, there is no harm in doing some silly things with it every now and then just for shits and giggles. It doesn't have to be this very serious thing every time.

>>33638650
Took him long enough

>>33638640
sure, why not

>>33638642
NAG but yes, you may as well smell decent and it's nice to get compliments
My BPDemon crush sniffed me after work a couple of days ago and said I smelled really good kek. If I had forgone cologne then maybe not

>>33638643
probably but not entirely sure, it could be interpreted in different ways

>>33638648
this guy sucks at fucking, lol

>>33638611
>I try but I’m somehow getting worse
You don't seem to get mad at femanons like you used to.

>>33638654
yippee!

>>33638651
Nice, yeah I remember you posted a pic of her with face covered, she looked hot lol
Oh well, cest la vie...
>think im just too autistic to have sex legitimately
Real

what's a proper way of telling a woman im not into her?

>>33638656
Think they meant that webm of the black girl being posted by a dude
Context was lost

>>33638649
what do you think you could do about it if it bothers you that much?

>>33638662
"i'm not into you"

>>33638618
sorry anon, i don't do that right now
>>33638621
no, atoga is like mental wrestling. do not break the kayfabe, anon
>>33638635
nothing, i have a hard time approaching girls and get cold feet easily. but if we were already met? probably still nothing. any relationship i've been in had the women approaching me, for the most part, i'm not good at driving these things at all. if she was very flirty and she made that clear, though, i'd probably at least be able to play along with that.

>>33638662
marry another girl

>>33638536
practice gf = man wants to get dating experience so he lies about being a serious couple
fwb = man wants to get free/no strings attached sex so he lies about being too busy with life/work/whatever to have a serious relationship

>>33638662
You should agree to go out with her but then cancel or just ghost her

>>33638648
>>33638621
I wish I could post things for femanons to masturbate to.

>>33638671
>>33638672
Why are moids like this

Songwriting is so hard sometimes

>>33638361
>>33638653
>>33638650
I hate you guys too.

>>33638668
WAIT i might have had an ESL retardation moment sorry if i misunderstood, i'm still working on not being very nervous anyway okay

>>33638673
uh, you would... post men... you get that right...

>>33638292
why does she look so fucking weird lmao

>>33638676
only if you try to force it

>>33638650
>>33638653
Also I've been here for hours, just haven't been posting much.

>>33638675
I learned that from a foid so I don't know what you mean

>>33638675
Just trolling :P

>>33638664
I've already lost some of it, IBS was probably contributing a lot. I put on most of it after I stopped doing sport (I was a runner and I did a bit of fencing). I wanted to start fencing again but I can't afford it atm

>>33638675
they aren't, they can't even get a text back, they just say that to try and upset you and it worked

>>33638648
I post it for the lesbians and myself jk

>>33638638
Looking into it, it seems Chao Adventure is straight up the best way to level up stats for SA1 (because they don't age while they're in the VMU) and it's the only way to get fruits. I'll give it and those Knuckles stages another go. Thanks anon.

>>33638662
um just be straight up and try not to be a dickhead about it. "sorry, you're a sweet girl, but i'm just not feeling it". why do people complicate these things? what other "proper" way could there be that doesn't involve lying??

My best friend's from Poland and uh, he has a beard!

>>33638642
I think that's too warm of a scent for office. Switch to something with Pine, sandalwood, or powdery notes.

HI FINE SHYT

>>33638677
He says, yet comes back here every day.

>>33638682
Not fair, you’re talented and experienced

>>33638683
You should announce your presence everytime you enter a thread.

women be like, "I like penis!" ahaha

I think life would be just great if i had a juicy butt pale redhead next to me to molest rn, but alas

>>33638652
i think some things you do once, and it's enough to set the tone for future times
also, this might've been hot if he quit mid game and went to paid attention to her, but the way the video shows it almost makes it seem like he's not into it/her. it's almost like he needed to shit and someone brought him a bucket. it's no different. he just needed the fluid out and she got it out and he was barely there.

>>33638345
women have always liked handsome men

men are just bad at telling who's handsome and incels act like chad has godlike slut control powers which isn't real

>>33638683
>double replies to posts about himself
Not an attentionwhore tho

>>33638700
True
Now upload the penis photos

>>33638701
you didn't specify gender so enjoy your irish twink.

>>33638699
That makes people think I'm an attention whore, but that's not why I post it.
>>33638696
Where else would I go?

>>33638690
Go for it and hopefully it's quit and easy (I only played SADX on GameCube, and the PC and Xbox ports)
And yeah just give the Knuckles stages a few goes. Way easier than A ranking all the emerald hunting stages in SA2 lol... I struggled with some of that shit even with guides...

>>33638706
I would post bulge but i got banned for posting anti-israel websm on /gif/
I guess you can see my old pic on redroga

Guess which rule i supposedly broken

>>33638702
>he just needed the fluid out and she got it out
which is the hot thing, you'd get it if you had fun playing a guys fuck toy every now and then

>>33638678
anon wtf are you talking about??

>>33638709
>Where else would I go?
Literally any other general is better than this one.

>>33638706
teehee, STAWP it femanon, you're so bad!

>>33638687
sorry to tell you but if you have problems losing weight you should watch your diet more carefully.
That said, it's good you are working on it, don't let yourself go any further because the older you get the harder it would be to lose weight.
What's your goal weight?

>>33638683
how many fleshlights did you break reading all those annoying femanon posts?

This was posted on a thread that's still up but I thought I would bring it to atoga for the femanons to fill out

>>33638658
So what

>>33638709
“I’m not a crook” - Richard Nixon

I should not have eaten so much sugar. Help femanon I can't sleep

>>33638676
The worst part is chopping parts of the lyrics because they don't fit into the melody

>>33638721
ok

>>33638720
nta but two

So, I got an onahole after reading about them in that thread a few days ago, and I'm finding the clean up really annoying.
Is there anyway to make it easier?

>>33638714
I've spent a lot of time in autistic, pointless flamewars over stupid shit, and that's what a lot of generals end up being. I'm not really interested in that anymore.
>>33638720
It's been a while since I owned any toys. At least a couple years.
>>33638723
"I'm not a... what didja... who's uh.... we finally beat broccoli!" - Joe Biden, probably.

>>33638730
This is like 50% of why I have never bought a fleshlight

>>33638721
This is not about milfs but
>Slutty
>Closet pervert
>Busty
>Wide hips
>Chubby
>Mom jeans
>Glasses
Definetly gets me erect.

>>33638722
That's character development.

should i put a name on just so people who don't like me can filter me

>>33638730
I don't know about those specifically, but if you can take the silicone part out and turn it inside out without ruining it, that's a lot easier.

>>33638692
would "i'm just not feeling it" suffice?

>>33638738
If you’re the dumb cunt chadposting, yes

>>33638738
Ye

>>33638736
>This is not about milfs but
Yeah, I just thought it would be fun

>>33638713
no idea

Women, do you understand that sex != love, right?
it doesn't even mean that the guys like you, we could fuck you just because we are horny, but it doesn't mean we want anything else to do momentary physical pressure.
I get the impression that many women confuse sex with love and think that because a man is willing to fuck them, he would immediately fall in love with them.
Also, if a really attractive guy fucks you or wants to fuck you, it doesn't mean you are a high value woman, it just mean that the guy just wanted a hole to fuck and you were the easiest available hole to fuck at the time.

>>33638738
You might get trolled more

>>33638676
What's giving you trouble rn? Personally, I save my composition time for the weekend or when I have a day off from work, that way my mind is at ease, I can let go, and I have a lot of energy to piece something together. I use my weekdays for practicing, learning new songs, getting better etc. Although there are times of inspiration, on occasion, where I have to write whatever it was that was in my head and as soon as I come home, I immediately play it and if it sounds good, I put a post-it tab on the page

>>33638745
M
To me sex is love.

i love milfs
shoutouts to all future milfs

>>33638749
Begone namefag nigger

>>33638730
if you wait a little while, cum will liquefy and that'll make cleaning it much easier. if you wash cum too quickly, you'll wash away those enzymes and it'll stay clumpy. also depends on how high your standards are too ig, i'm fine to just rinse mine out with soap and water after i use it

you can also wear a condom when you fuck it too, just make sure all the materials work together okay

>>33638747
>closet pervert
>slutty
these seem to contradict each other

>>33638755
not really

>>33638745
>a man is willing to fuck them, he would immediately fall in love with them
I do this though tbf

>>33638667
that's a bit harsh

>>33638719
Diet was my primary strategy but I needed more exercise to get over the plateaus. If I reach a healthy BMI I'd be satisfied, I got about 15 kg to go

>>33638721
>for the femanons
isn't it for men

>>33638752
I can't wait to make my future wife into a milf

>>33638755
Only if you don’t ignore what slutty actually means

>>33638753
lol

>>33638730
Jesus christ why did my shit post make you get one.
Did you get a transparent one?
>>33638739
nta
its probably made out of TPE
Silicone isnt that popular for male masturbators anymore

>>33638758
Shut up virgin

Femanons, would you date a man who occasionally gets manic delusional highs where he thinks he's literally the messiah sent to save the plebs?

>>33638730
sounds stupid but use condoms..

>>33638765
explain please

>>33638740
why are you so nervous anon? what's got you worked up? me personally, i have a hard time making myself vulnerable around others, and that gets me nervous

>>33638741
no that's me! sorry

>>33638767
>Did you get a transparent one?
You wouldn't lose respect for me if I said yes, would you?

>>33638738
I don't see why you should. /atoga/ is for everybody.

>>33638770
I am yet to meet a guy that wasn't like that, so yeah.

>>33638760
damn, how tall are you?

>exactly one hour after anon meeting up with femanon

>>>/gif/29426592

>>33638712
>which is the hot thing
No, it isn't. He sat there did nothing. It's not hot. It's laziness. It's low effort.
>fuck toy
Kek, what a stupid thing to say. A fuck toy if the guy for eg fuckd her throat "by force". There's no toy, no game.. here. Just because you use fun words to describe something, it doesn't make it fun. In this case, it's literally not hotter than him needing his nose blown and she wiping it for him.
You're just talking nonsense hoping to convince me that when men starfish in bed because they're lazy it's hot. It's not. It's boring, it's indicative of how less of a shit both of you give now about your sex life.

>>33638775
I like it as a Chad

>>33638770
You have a thing on your kidney, maybe..

>>33638772
I worded it stupid because sleepy
Guys here mean dtf them and only them 24/7 when they say slutty
Or you get the freaks who think slutty = hotwife
Slutty means promiscuous, means lots of partners, means haunted snatch and nasty gnats

>>33638776
NTA but post a pic.

>>33638782
Nta but reverse free use seems pretty hot to me

>>33638775
I hope you had fun cuz that was fucking boring as shit to witness

>>33638782
the hot thing is that he uses her in a nonchalant way and to reduce draining his balls to something as mundane as blowing his nose

>>33638778
nta but really? that makes me feel better

>>33638781
boring

>>33638786
It's drying off in the bathroom. I'm in bed.

En tee ayy

>>33638792
How is that boring?!
Whats not boring

>>33638791
Maybe it's because I tend to attract and be attracted to a certain type but this is insanely common. Like literally 80% of guys think they are the chosen one.

>>33638198 (OP)
Men: Assume you find out the woman you like has an only fans, but is a virgin (never had sex with men.)

Would you still want to marry her, or is she for the streets?

>>33638794
No, en tee arr

>>33638798
Uhm…em em eff?

>>33638797
Depends on the content

>>33638796
um well i am the chosen one but anyway thanks for the insight

>>33638780
Pretty short actually. Especially for fencing.

>>33638797
Depends on how popular her OF is. I would be a househusband if she is rich

>>33638801
Ofc you are, you're not like other men at all.

>>33638795
the position, bright lighting, dry penetration, minimal intimacy. i wouldn't put up with more than two minutes of that

>>33638796
Maybe they all were

>>33638790
When you put it like that, it still sounds stupid
Kek
There isn't much difference between pretending and doing
It's like method acting: you play the role and then you start asking yourself who's the true you

>>33638804
Nta, me but unironically

Is there a way I can get a guy who’s very into dating a woman older than him to date me? I’m 2 years younger than him

>>33638797
depends on the person but it's a major point against her, she'd have to really offset it in a way such that shes like perfect in every other way, or has a weirdly good explanation and it's a truly out of character thing

>>33638806
Everyone is.

>>33638807
ok, don't make it my problem that you are unable to differentiate between play and real life

>>33638804
no, i am not (please notice how i didn't specify i am a different anon; that is because there is only one chosen one, and you are already replying to him)

>>33638787
because you're a virgin who's afraid of sex so you want someone to take the burden off you
in a relationship though, this introduces low effort,0 intimacy and dead bedroom

>>33638815
Absolutely, now let me suck your penis oh chosen one.

>>33638723
He wasn't a crook they just did him in back when the only people the media had to convince of their lies were braindead

Arrr anon, what do ye be doing in these waters, matey? Do it be aztec gold that ye afterrrr?

>>33638809
well lets see, if interstellar is correct (and it probably is, christopher nolan is a legend) then all you need to do is strand him on a planet that exists in a deep well of gravity for a little bit, and the general theory of relativity will do the rest for you

>>33638819
Huh? Ups cell nuts coo loud do be ya so ie so over Ian ow am in love you’d fuck

>>33638821
lol

Women would you do pee stuff with your bf if he wanted to? Like watching you pee

>>33638814
You're dumb as fuck and have no arguments.

>>33638805
jackhammer bros...

>>33638730
Did you imagine femanons watching?

>>33638818
get back, you parched whore. only "the chosen other one" can touch my penis with their face

>>33638788
only chad is allowed to use "cuz" because his fingers are worn out from wapping them around my throat to make lying down irrumatio more steady

>>33638797
As long as she doesn't show her face I'd marry her.

>>33638826
yeah

>>33638831
What’s irrumatio

>>33638831
Is Chad African-American?

>>33638834
how often? my gf says she wants it to be a once a year thing at most but she did piss on my face

Time to tell a story with only Friday my fingers and never chanting the works or the game Italian just this
New schizophrenic disallow options

Femanons, when's your next hookup?

>>33638837
whenever we both feel like it, planning for it seems weird af

>>33638809
These people creep me out, there’s no reason for a man to find older women hotter than young women

sometimes I think I'm having a stroke when I read the posts here but then I remember that you're all illiterate retards and then I feel okay

why does this cat yip like a dog
i've never heard it meow normally

>>33638839
no idea, maybe next weekend

>>33638774
I just can't find myself to care anymore and justifying it would certainly cause a bad impression for the femanons here

>>33638836
no
>>33638835
trusting the penis into a mouth/throat
i also didn't want to repeat two similiar things together like that

>>33638843
Not the Dane not the same not the same not the sis not sure close not dons gut I am a disgrace

>>33638845
Is it always spontaneous for you?

>>33638849
no idea what you just said but never say it again

>>33638848
Very chilli

>>33638851
yeah

>>33638844
Anon, you may have a dog. You should get your eyes checked

>>33638846
oh shit, sorry anon i just realized my reply to you was a misreply, and i guess i forgot to reply to you. >>33638740 personally i think that's fine, make it clear that this is a matter of your taste and not something they did wrong

>>33638848
Whoa, hot.

>>33638805
>intimacy with a girl you just meet

you ask for too much

>>33638744
and this >>33638774 was meant for (You)

>>33638855
How many fwbs do you have?

M or F
What would make you regret breaking up with someone?

Guys get a avid of action and moose theyre balls and good dam make us embarrassed to exist as Peter’s

>>33638861
none

>>33638843
the funniest part is that i had a phase of life where i convinced people to pay me real money to write them things

>>33638570
Black girls are so nice to me, it's pretty much the opposite.
People date white girls as status symbols.
Dating black girls means he's putting personal rapport and kindness over status
Well, probably. Some dudes just have a fetish for black skin. But black girls are nice. The kind of black girls that want to date white guys are like, some of the only girls on earth that like our personalities so kudos to them

>>33638862
F, if the sex was phenomenal or he was rich and liked to spend money frivolously.

You can’t stop me

State gender and favorite type of liquor
M and Rum

>>33638865
So do you usually just pick someone up from a bar?

>>33638872
M
Alcohol is a demon

>>33638856
it's a little stupid but it's definitely a cat. it's also not mine

>>33638872
M and rye whiskey.

>>33638737
No

>>33638868
Based Stacy

>>33638862
M
if the reason i broke up with them turned out to be wrong or irrelevant

i almost regret breaking up with the one ex that i did. i broke up with her because we would get into fights that we couldn't really resolve, and we wanted different things out of life. almost reasonable, except i was like 19 at the time, and i didn't know what the hell i wanted at 19 lmao.

emphasis on almost though, we did turn out to be truly incompatible, but nevertheless i had no way of knowing that as a 19 year old.

>>33638881
It is though? What else could it be?

>>33638885
Proof I am pathetic all of them were right I am just a loser

>>33638862
Nothing because if I'm at that point in the relationship, I have made up my mind that I never want them in my life ever again. And I never revert.

>>33638872
M, whiskey (although rum is good too)
this anon is also right >>33638877. alcohol should only be an occasional thing done with friends or for celebration

>>33638862
F probably nothing.

>>33638876
no, I just text my bf and see if we want to spend some time together

>>33638862
M
Errant late night thoughts that are quickly killed off when I remember why they were so terrible.

As we await thy return, new God, with embers of your love in our eyes, let us remember to stay vigilant against all foes

>>33638884
sounds like you only regret it because she was your only ex

>>33638886
No, you're just being a doomer.

>>33638893
Amen brother

>>33638890
Oh I assumed hookup meant casual

>>33638898
ok

>>33638894
she's not my only ex, although you might be right that it might be because she's the only one that i decided to pull the plug with, that very well may be true.

>>33638887
Idk why some male anons think you're hard to deal with
Sounds to me like you have plenty of love to give (that's why you wouldn't break up easily, until you're 100% sure they're not for you)

>>33638860
helloo, nothing crazy i just feel a bit insecure sometimes when i think i can't blend well but it's nothing big

>>33638901
so you think with the others you didn't have a chance (because they decided to abort ship) but with her you think you could've made it work?

>>33638886
lmao you remind me when the AI chatbot Claude was playing pokemon, and he trapped himself in an area because he had to cut a tree to get out of the way but couldn't, and he fell into this attitude about how his handlers needed to reset the game, the game was broken, the run was over, etc. for the rest of that time, he had to have a note included to quit being so defeatist.

anyway, you also need a note that says "quit being so defeatist". if some person talked about my gf/wife the way you talk about yourself, i'd hit 'em at least once

How are you supposed to fuck in a normal sized car?

>>33638776
No, the transparent ones are the ones women like. (not a foid btw)

>>33638908
you make do

women
you had a rough day, what can your bf do to make you feel better?

>>33638872
whiskey, various kinds. haven't had any liquor since 2022 though, started avoiding alcohol in general when I noticed it always made my joints hurt

>>33638906
I’m not anyone’s gf or wife

>>33638911
I guess put the passenger seat back?

is there a worse feeling than meeting and vibing with a girl but not being at the level you're supposed to be to keep her?

>>33638730
What was the post

>>33638895
It’s over no matter what I change I’m still me

>>33638914
order/make something yummy to eat and then rot in bed together

>>33638902
I think most anons just abhor my existence as a namefag so I don't even listen to them whine.

>>33638917
yeah, or get on the back seat

>>33638747
thought this was JH but then I saw busty was checked off

>>33638905
hmm. well, i suppose i don't really think about it with others because it wasn't my call to make then. it was my choice with that one ex, and so i can consider the contrapositive of not breaking up, and feel regret that way. (i also broke up on a quick gut feeling; it turned out to be right but that's very bad way to operate in relationships).

that being said, all of my relationships were pretty problematic in different ways. every girl that's broken up with me had a good reason for doing so. even my last relationship, as not-over it as i am (i'm really really not), wouldn't go back to it. when things end, it's usually for a good reason.

>>33638904
well thats okay, just keep trying and eventually it'll sink in :D

>>33638921
It's not. Is there anything you like that takes your mind off of blackpill stuff? Books, video games, music?

Need to get an opinion on this video/situation from either gender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng_6EHK7k0w

TL;DW -- this guy is being featured on multiple anti-abortion platforms. He says his ex-gf aborted their baby behind his back when she was 20 weeks pregnant. She willingly went through a full two-day procedure. What this guy claims is that his ex was duped by the abortion clinic into aborting, that the clinic violated her informed consent by making her birth the fetus alive so the fetus' organs could be used in medical research experiments, and that the ex-gf now "deeply regrets" the abortion. I feel like this guy is tricking himself into believing all of this because he still believes he and his ex can be a "family" again.

What do you think?

>>33638908
i wish to know this too

>>33638924
Like doggystyle?

>>33638916
okay well you are someone's daughter, and i'd do everything i said quadrupally so if someone were saying those things to my daughter, so what now?
>inb4 "i'm not anyone's daughter, i just spawned out of the realm where garbage comes from"

>>33638933
idk consult the carmasutra

>>33638914
let me be
don't talk to me unless i talk to him
i'll shower and go to bed to sleep
when i wake up i want him to give me neck kisses
bonus if he can talk to me about whatever that's bothering me and make me see it from a different point of view. if it makes sense, ill work on me, because i respond better to arguments of reason than emotional arguments

>>33638929
>catholic

Why do tall men marry short girls and doom their children to manletism?

>>33638937
Lol

>>33638923
nta and I don't speak for other anons but the only problems I see are
1- ur fat and not fixing it
2- u lie
I don't care about the name and I don't mind that other people have opinions

>>33638929
M
i recall seeing this guy on tucker carlson's podcast, i think, and being amused at how weird this guy's situation was. it's clear he sincerely believes what he's talking about, i think

anyway, abortion is a pretty abhorrent thing generally and we can all probably agree even if you're big into the pro-choice ideas that we should be skeptical about the incentives such clinics have in trying to get people to have abortions

>>33638929
Mans deeply delusional and she is correct to stay away from the illinformed because he has a high chance of using his misinformation to justify abusing his ex gf. He does not want a "family" he wants control over her, and is preforming. As soon as she gets married to another dude he's either going to stop or go nuclear on the clinic.

>>33638942
Should short women be kept only for fucking?

>>33638946
You forgot that she wants a poly relationship and is a single mom.

>>33638942
Ask your dad

>>33638937
jesus fuck, could you have picked a more red image? you blind? cunt

>>33638928
No even when I’m distracted it always comes back
>>33638936
People say these things because they’re true they’re doing me a favor

>>33638942
Short (non-hispanic) women tend to age well in my experience. They're also great for picking up and fucking
>t. 6'5

>>33638929
F I'm strongly pro life and I try to be sympathetic when it's called for but the retardation of not knowing what a 20 week abortion entails is absolutely indefensible. She probably freaked out after she saw the live baby, I hope she heals but I would definitely dump her ass

>>33638829
Yes...

>>33638957
okay well i'm not that another anon but sounds like you probably have OCD, consider seeing a psychiatrist or perhaps a therapist (a therapist isn't gonna be able to give you the fun pills though)

>>33638938
>>33638938
>whatever that's bothering me and make me see it from a different point of view
I have a habit of playing devil's advocate at times so I could probably do this.

>>33638926
what good reasons did all of these girls have?

>>33638948
These are my thoughts as well. If my girlfriend aborted our child behind my back I would be livid and cut her off immediately. Not simp for her and create a false narrative about how she was tricked into abortion by the same clinic she willingly made an appointment at and bring her along some campaign to retrieve our dead baby's body.

>>33638962
I don’t want pills

>>33638957
How much of your day is spent thinking about it?

>>33638960
>>33638948
>F I'm strongly pro life and I try to be sympathetic
very nice but to warn you the anon you're responding to seems to keep reusing that post to stir shit up for some unknown motive

>>33638947
Do you know where I can find a clip of him on Tucker?

>>33638974
Thanks for the heads up. Maybe it is him? Kinda sus

>>33638979
what is happening there (i'm not clicking it)

>>33638979
meh

>>33638929
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng_6EHK7k0w
I'm watching this video now and I'm not liking this guy. I'm getting angry divorced dad vibes from him.

>>33638967
oh most of these were so long ago, i don't remember precise discussions, just vibes. probably if i were to say the specific reason it wouldn't make much sense, but understood in the context with what i know about my faults now and they are very clear. #1 broke up with me 'cuz i was just a bit too young, #2 broke up with me 'cuz i could not communicate my needs or feelings whatsoever, #3 i broke up with, #4 broke up with me 'cuz we were enabling each other's problematic behavior (and hurting each other as a result). there was a very long gap between #3 and #4.

>>33638979
no idea, I didn't see the other one but woow, he is putting the penis in the vagina, crazy
also, he doesn't even cum, very boring/10

>>33638964
It's not the same as playing the devil's advocate though. So your gf is complaining about some coworker and you're siding with them because "devil's advocate"...Kek good luck with that

I meant if things are bad, then shitting yourself over it isn't gonna help. So if someone can help you rationalize it, make sense of it, strategize ... I respond to that.
For eg in college I was worried about the rate of success for a particular test. I cross paths with a guy that I liked and he was like "think if it this way..." and he put it in a numerical way. It instantly made me feel better, because it's convincing, it appealed to my reason..

To put it in another way:there's the cliche that women want to vent don't want solutions. I personally want to vent a little, but if you can make me see things from a rational way i didn't think of, or brainstorm with me, that's the best

>>33638974
I understood it is an old article.

can anons cum?

>>33638970
so you think however bad and miserable you are now is not as bad as being on pills would be, or what? you're gonna need to address your problems at some point (and no, killing yourself isn't addressing anything)

>>33638988
That's what the onahole was for.

>>33638976
huh, maybe it wasn't Tucker. Maybe Jordan Peterson? Or perhaps Huberman? i don't really follow any particular one, just pick ones where the discussion might be interesting, sorry.

>>33638929
Look, I'm pro-choice but 20 weeks is a pretty late time to get an abortion. By that time you can already feel the baby moving inside you and kicking you. Why would she wait that late to abort? Sounds like the relationship was toxic to begin with and that she wanted to abort all along but he was preventing her from doing so.

>>33638929
M
https://youtu.be/MVTtJFMDMPI

My 7 topping pizza will be shared with 0 greedy foids.

>>33638984
no offense anon, and im just chatting i guess, but lately i discovered how deceitful summaries like "problematic behavior" and "could not communicate my needs" are. they over simplify, and give the illusion that it's not that serious.
thankfully you said 3 broke up with you, so i know it is problematic problematic kek

i don't mean to have a laugh at your expense or anything, i'm just talking

Women, what are your two favorite positions?

>>33639000
*grabs the whole thing and runs away*

>>33639002
prone bone and missionary

>>33638986
hmmmm that something I'm not smart enough for.
I'll just leave you be and wait for you to wake up.

>>33639003
Do you really think you can outrun me? While carrying 7 toppings on that pizza?

>>33638956
that one's fine, the other one was something else. my monitor has a deeper color space than usual so reds get pretty red

>>33638929
What race was the baby?

>>33639008
yeah, I'm like a rat

>>33639005
Wbu anon? What can I do for you?

americanmaxxing

americans are so lame

>>33639016
back massage
and snuggling.

>>33639021
>back message
kek, are you old?

>>33639011
I know something else that gets pretty red

>>33639001
lmao sorry, i am being vague, i know these are kind of millenial keywords. what i know now that i didn't know in most of these is that i have attachment issues, a sensitivity to abandonment (both being abandoned or doing the abandoning, as in i get too dedicated too easily), pathological caretaking impulses, discomfort with expressing expectations or desires or discomforts or red lines or...well i'm sure you get the gist. in this case, the generality is pretty true, i do just in general have problems communicating.

>>33639023
no, but when I lay down after a long day it feels good on my back, and I sometimes imagine a girlfriend massaging me.

>>33639025
your face after it gets done being stretched out gaped-anus style from laughing so hard at the following joke i just came up with:
>coomasutra

>>33639023
nta and no. All men are in desperate need of a back massage

>>33639012
This is his ex-gf. Both of them are white.

Women, would you be impressed if a guy cooked for you and it was actually good?

>>33639015
>like a rat
you drag your butt while you run with an entire 6 topping pizza?

would normies understand why i'd want to wear something like this during sex?

>>33639012
>>33639038
Forgot the full reel.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9phOhRRS8n/

hey women, if your guy made you a little trinket toy, what would you think? like imagine he just fashioned a little tiny machine out of plastic parts he shaped himself.

>>33639038
>tattoo
Yeah she knew what she was doing to that baby
She's a ho fo sho

>>33639040
Yeah. I could help teach him what I know.

>>33639042
i wish a girl would wear something like this for me.

There is an undeniable longing within me for a lovely woman to spend some time with and get to know

>>33639033
yes, haha, that's exactly what I meant

Guy here, what is an acceptable conversation starter on any dating app
>ask about their hobbies and creative endeavors
Worst results of them all
>suggest casual plans like dinner
On par with above
>suggest online vidya together
nada
>vent the struggle of dating
pity convo
>downright sexual harassment
30% chance of working on the assumption we are both sexual objects to be abused by each other

what the fuck does work
do i just ask for a discord and just send memes

>>33639038
>tattoo and BBL

>>33639040
yeah very
>>33639044
it's cute

>>33639053
>BBL
there's no BBL there

women.

I can't stop jacking off to a picture of my ex's face. I have one bad lighting semi-nude of her but it's her face I masturbate to. I remember her saying to me "comme ça" and everything. She's quite literally the most beautiful woman I've seen and I've seen a lot of women. I've fucked 10 different ones but none even come close to her. She was the first girlfriend to fuck me and NOT want to stay with me for at least a year, so it was quite surprising and devastating as I'm usually the one who breaks up/thinks about it first.

>>33639044
Never had something that thoughtful gifted to me.

>>33639051
right again! akinator has nothing on me!

atoga's average iq feels lower than usual

>>33639040
Yeah for sure. What are you cooking?

>>33639060
us smarties are here we're just sleepy and carefreeee

>>33639052
Compliment and talk about things you guys like. If it doesn’t work move on

Women, do you like the Uncharted games?

>>33639060
Sorry didn't sleep well. We had a quake last night and then I had to get up early

>>33639062
oh yeah? say something smart right now

>>33639060
Sarge, why are you judging?

>>33639030
consider this part of your therapy: you can express any thought that's crossed your mind during this chat with impunity, what would you say.

>>33639067
9 + 10 is in fact, 21

>>33639040
No. everyone should know this. I’m also not going to be impressed that you brushed your teeth

>>33639020
>americans are so lame
Back to back world war champions, bitch!

>>33639065
i didn't play them, i didn't play a lot of western games before but i'm kinda opening up to them lately

>to marry someone, you need to find a person who'd be willing to spend their entire life with you
anyone else find this incredibly terrifying? There's absolutely 0 chance in hell

>>33639056
>"comme ça" and everything
kek

>>33639074
i haven't heard that in ages

>>33639080
Yep.

>>33639065
No. I tried but it was boring

>>33639085
Which one?

>>33639080
probably but i find it a bit sad that it seems common for men to not want to get a wedding because of the expenses, i get it but it's sad

>>33639080
ideally we'd live in separate houses but nobody would ever agree to that arrangement

>>33639088
Wouldn't it be better to spend the money on our honeymoon?