Thread 33642039

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>OP's pic
There is a gremlin in the Kremlin, and his name is Vlad.

>>33642048
blame feminism
there's plenty of dead Ukrainian men and plenty of dead Russian men
women in both countries get a free ride through life

Girls, what would you do if your boyfriend was really really mad about something? Not mad at you, but he's very mad. Like so mad he's getting a headache.

>>33642055
if he's mad about video games or sports or discord or reddit, i think he needs to calm down and grow up

>>33642055
Whatever I could to calm him. Why would he be irritated when all I would want to do would be to wash his feet, suck his weiner and fill his belly?

>>33642061
he should be mad about video games being woke

>>33642054
Imagine being this much of an incel that this is your immediate take on the matter, Jesus Fucking Christ.

Why have some guys done internships or apprenticeships under professional rapists or incorporated rape gangs?

>>33642067
women in USA, Ukraine, etc etc voted for this war by doing things like the maidan coup but they aren't forced to fight in it

>>33642054
Retarded take.
Feminists would argue that women should also be getting blown apart by drones for globohomo. Which is psychotic.

Women do you support the hot guy who supports womens rights or the ugly guy who wants you in the kitchen when you arent being used as an incubator?

/thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbeEuYAZFL4

>>33642078
no feminists want their cake and to eat it too
>real feminism has never been tried

>>33642081
ugly men aren't even a option

>>33642063
>>33642066
Not a valid reason to crash out

Girls, have you become more racist lately?

>>33642076
Oh, okay, so you are actually developmentally delayed. And here I just thought you were a troll.

>>33642103
>3 different women falsely accuse you of simple assault or battery
>you get executed

>>33642081
Now what do you think, anon?

>>33642098
White people could do better

>>33642098
less

State gender.

A man walks up to you and screams in your face "YOU A FUCKIN' RETARD!"

How do you respond?

>>33642113
F
Attacking him

>>33642081
>ugly guy who wants you in the kitchen when you arent being used as an incubator?
Hot

>>33642113
I don't respond, I listen, and that's what nobody else did.

>>33642113
F. Call the police so they can drop the lunatic off at the local psychiatric hospital.

State your ginger.

Do you prefer the past, present, or phuture?

>>33642119
>gets out in 72 hours or less with an axe to grind

>>33642120
Male
There's lots of problems with society, but I'd wanna be right here right now.

>>33642113
M
>Awkward laugh
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

>>33642124
I wish I was a teenager squatting in a punk house in the early 1980s

>>33642123
Naw, I'm a women. It'll be fine in my country.

I acted 2 different? ways in my last 2 relationships:
Relationship 1
>with special education girl, functions normally, her parents just put her on psycho pills as a kid
>has a few friends from HS, didn't keep in contact
>essentially devotes her life to me
>in reaction, I have a "avoidant attachment style" because I like my own time
>she wants to marry me
>I ghost her for relationship 2

Relationship 2
>with a beautiful popular girl
>has a lot of friends who text her throughout the day, her phone is like a party
>in reaction I have a "anxious attachment style"
>she leaves me a couple months after telling me she loves me

What the fuck guys?

>>33642120
F
Present, i love can fuck whoever I want

>>33642098
I always was a bit because of my family, but yeah, definitely a bit more now

>>33642113
M
I cry :(

>>33642120
F
Past

>>33642120
The present is bleak and the future is bleaker.

>>33642039 (OP)
M or F
What % do you think that this OP is a FAQ poster that is false flagging by spamming non FAQ threads because he's mad he couldn't post his thread with his "rules"?

>>33642113
f
i think he's mentally ill, get a little embarrassed, and walk to the closest place where there are peole in it
also, if it's possible, i try not to turn my back on to him

i wish it was legal to purchase a taser here

>>33642140
F. I think that this OP broke the rule for posting gore on a SFW board, also he's a fag.

women do you do any cool stuff with your period blood?

>>33642142
there are people*

>>33642146
No I'm not psycho

>be me, straight white man
>women who are interested in me are overwhelmingly bisexual or otherwise not straight
i am not at all complaining but a bit confused. what are some causes for this?

>>33642148
It is a blue board

>>33642133
>can fuck whoever I want
Not if they don't consent.

>>33642144
>>33642152
Are you unusual, alt or avant-garde in any way?

>>33642146
Distill it into plastic bottles, freeze it, then defrost it and invite other women to drink it with me and comment on the flavour. Like a wine tasting.

>>33642039 (OP)
If jannies delete the OP pic, they should just delete the thread. This shit looks nasty staying in the catalog for 9 hours like that.

>>33642130
karma

>>33642113
M
I would pull down my pants and shit in front of him

>>33642113
Depending on his posture while approaching me I would either disengage from the situation or I would have to punch his teeth in

How do I know if the woman I'm crushing on is the reincarnation of a man who beat me to death with the pommel of his sword in a past life while holding the blade by his gauntlets?

>>33642163
I don't think they can delete threads, just pictures and give out warnings.

>>33642055
rub his head and give him kisses

>>33642146
No, I'm not a witch.

>>33642098
no

should I give my ex another chance if he said he changed?

Janny, maybe just nuke the thread. Nobody is happy here, and the other one is still on page 5.

>>33642163
I think op is a massive retard and if he thinks he's doing anything impressive by spreading stuff like that online he must have either the brain of a 14 year old or have a weird fetish

>>33642078
feminists are largely anti-war so idk where you even get the straw for this man

Hypothetical scenario- you drastically make more money than your spouse, or your spouse is stay at home. Which of these would you prefer
>a shared bank account and/or free access to your cards
>seperate bank accounts but you put a chunk of money, into your spouses very week/month/year/whatever time frame (or give them a card or whatever method)
>you keep all money separate , if spouse wants to use your money for a purchase spouse must ask you for money or card first

>>33642055
be quiet to make sure he doesn't beat me to death

Did you ever go to the beach at night, contemplate the vast darkness facing you and deliberate whether to surrender to the ebb and flow and to end it right then and there

Women are you pro-maleanon or anti-maleanon?

Men are you pro-femanon or anti-femanon?

>>33642195
I am pro-Melatonin.

>>33642188
The second one. But I also realize they might grow resentful over time, because that's how people are.

>>33642113
thanks m8

>>33642192
>Did you ever go to the beach at night, contemplate the vast darkness facing you and deliberate whether to surrender to the ebb and flow
Yea
>and to end it right then and there
Not in a long while

>>33642188
Shared bank account.
>but what if she steals all my money and divorcerapes me
Eh, whatever, it's just money. My bank account's easier to fix than my heart.

>>33642202
pro
i love femanons

I love brown women so much bros

>>33642202
Femanons are my land of milk and honey

What percentage of adult virgins would you guess have a low libido ?

>>33642212
how i hate the retarded moids here

>Gender
>Your CURRENT S.O. comes out at trans. Meaning they were cis but they're dumping you in order to transition
On a scale of 1 to 10, how humiliated are you? (10 being max humiliation)

>>33642157
I'm a bit autistic
if that's it, why would bisexuals be more drawn to that trait than straight women?

Men who are virgins are losers, we all know that.

But what about Jesus? Not only was he a lifelong virgin, he was such a fucking loser that even his mom was a virgin!

>>33642211
I love u

>>33642220
She would never do that though

>>33642202
Are we talking about the lurkers, the cutesy-posters (myao, kitten), or the misandrist regulars?
I only like the first two. I'm not gonna pretend to like a bunch of boring assholes who make me look like Mr. Positivity. But without bad women, the thread would die, good women are always busy with friends and family.

Why are you not a man (or woman) of action?

>>33642223
I feel im about to go to hell just reading this

>>33642205
What makes you think they’d grow resentful? Assuming you negotiate on how much money you give to your spouse

>>33642227
Good women are busy publishing or perishing or climbing to the top of their workplace, not caring for a family or socializing with friends. Those are things that weak and stupid people do.

>>33642225
>She

>>33642223
At the judgment Jesus will remember you saying this

>>33642211
same
especially when they have dark areolas

>>33642220
me: but babe, i'm bi
(we live happily ever after)

THE WORLD JUST DOESN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT'S INSIDE MY MIND

>>33642235
I don't believe that I'll be judged for making Jesus jokes, I'm Jewish. Sadly, I did not inherent the accounting skills or the ability control the weather that comes with being born into The Tribe.

>>33642195
i'm pro friendly, engaging mananons
in anti troll, blogposter mananons

>>33642241
>blogposter
nta, whats wrong with blogposting?

>>33642232
Nah, if corporate garbage is all this species has to aspire to, it's a good thing their unwillingness to make babies is going to kill us off. It'll be a mercy killing. Women who are complete morons whose only aspiration is breastfeeding 8 toddlers are way higher, on a spiritual level, than morons who are also completely soulless and have nothing better to dream about than working hard so their fat old boss can buy a bigger yacht. Joke species. And people thought we would build space colonies and transcend consciousness.

>>33642227
As a lurker myself, thanks =>
But if I don't have a family to take care of yet, am I still a good woman? =(

>>33642241
blogposting is literally what atoga is about

>>33642239
This pic goes insanely hard. Saved.

>>33642243
Today i gooned and posted bait on /atoga/
I still have 3 more bowls to smoke before bed. So much work
Thank you for coming to my /atoga/talk

>>33642243
i hate whiny people and blogposts are 99% whining or baitposts like
>woman walking down the street stabbed me, and spat in my wound, but she had an active herpes infection, and now i'm being called a manslut because i have an std even though i've never had sex
why are women like this?

>>33642230
Because, anon, people are like that. They're prone to whining even if their situation is nothing to whine about. And people dont know the value of a money they didn't have to work for. So what will end up happening is they'll spend that money unjudiciously, give excuses for why they should get more, be given more, spend more, and when you finally try to put your foot down, they'll bitch and moan, say you don't know how much x y and z cost, say you're using your money to control and humiliate them, grow resentful because you have something they want and that they have now convinced themselves that you're not giving them because you enjoy them begging and instead of being grateful for the money you did give them and the shit you did buy them... they'll just gonna start feeling entitled to that shit, that that's the new normal, besides you have so much money how could you be stingy with your loved one and you just enjoy humiliating them then they'll think about divorcing you and getting the money they think they deserve via the court

Wild to think that I'll forever struggle in dating because of a few inches of bone missing.

Marioanons what's your favorite Mario powerup?

>>33642224
i love u 2

>>33642223
We know literally nothing about Jesus before he was baptized by John the Baptist, an event which occurred anywhere between Jesus' mid-20s to mid-30s. There's no evidence he was a lifelong virgin, although he probably swore off pussy once he started his ministry.

>inb4 uh, actually we know that an angel visited his mom and...

>>33642256
Tanooki tail

>>33642256
Wing Cap
Flying around with it and hearing the song makes me tear up

>>33642256
M
The fire flower

>>33642257
want to date?

>>33642255
INCHES? Anon born jawless, fs in chat

>>33642256
Fuck mario! All my homies HATE Mario. -Luigi gang

>>33642262
Aw, nostalgic memories?

>>33642247
Yeah obviously you're good, all you had to do was add the word "yet".
And I don't want to hate on all the soulless career girls who don't want kids, if I was younger I would have believed "that's good, we can still be friends and I don't know if I want any either."

>>33642268
"he looks tuff" -my bf when i showed him this

>>33642268
luigi is dead

>>33642269
Yeah..
It really captures the childhood dream of flying high in the sky with rainbows and clouds..

>>33642246
You are simply lazy, so you refuse to understand the value of hard work.

>>33642272
his booty tho? smashable? peggable?

I get funny feelings when foids say mean things to me

>>33642256
I'm assuming Mario kart counts.
Bullet Bill.

>>33642212
That chick looks identical to the girl I liked. Damn, man.
Skinny white girls, as annoying as they are with their politics and shit, give you this protective instinct like nobody else.

>>33642270
Oh well thats good

women
how can you be attracted to american men?

>>33642277
sure but he's dead now, I mean unless you're into necrophilia

>>33642270
nta some of us are neet femcels here

>>33642282
I'm not, i like asians

>>33642282
Be American, duh?

>>33642188
First one if she's not a moron. 2nd one if she's super dumb. I know I shouldn't be entertaining that as an idea, but I'm kinda getting too old to be picky.

>>33642271
Show him this one

>>33642283
*shoves a star in his mouth and takes his ass to pound town*

Don't see how anyone can be attracted to Americans. Basically a race of fat, soft, greedy goblins.

>>33642192
Actually no. I've done like, every other kind of brooding around the city and countryside and wilderness, but not that.
Beaches are for social people to have fun, and drowning has gotta be like bottom 5 ways to die.

>>33642282
im mostly not. they strike me as too feminine.

>>33642217
This question has gotta be prefaced with male or female.
For women I'd say 65%, my guess. For male adult virgins maybe 35%.

>>33642256
The cape. Also lmao what's with the 'Marioanons' thing?

>>33642293
>Beaches are for social people to have fun,
Not at night
>drowning has gotta be like bottom 5 ways to die.
you have a shit taste

Do you wield a battle hammer? How many people do you think you have slain with it?

>>33642292
describe the american "race"

>>33642298
No I prefer polearms

State gender,
what was the worst hangover of your life?

plap

>>33642299
Fat, soft, greedy goblins.

>>33642282
i just avoid the white ones

>>33642299
That anon just did. And the American Race is described in the lyrics to the American Dad theme song. It literally uses the words "the American Race."

>>33642296
they are inferior to the sonicanons also sonic anons have huge cocks

Women are you cringe?

>>33642259
NTA, I didn't know theres a part where Mary gets to sleep with an angel!

>>33642276
The value? Please. Ten thousand generations of my ancestors worked hard to provide for their wife and kids. None of them worked hard to buy their boss a bigger yacht and take trips to Paris. I don't know where people get the motivation to just work hard to see some numbers in your bank account oir your crypto wallet go up as if that shit makes you happy. What else are you supposed to do with the results of your hard work? Donate it to Palestinians neither of us has ever met?

I'm actually genuinely asking here, maybe someone can wave a magic wand and make me care about how much money I die with.

>>33642305
sounds hot if female

>>33642292
That Peter Santonello video was funny where the fat mystery brown American guy said his ancestors were Nordic vikings.

>>33642303
M
October 2016. Passed out right outside a bar in Milwaukee after vomiting all over the restroom. Needed by brother to find me and Uber me home. Next day was hell.

>>33642309
af :3

>>33642303
nic overdose during weed binge. left unironically suicidal for like 20 seconds, like i honestly would have done it

>>33642039 (OP)
Either gender
What do you think about viruses?

>>33642307
god i hope this is satire

>>33642303
Ej brandy
Headache and barfing all day

>>33642310
mary is canonically a monster fucker.

>>33642318
F
Wish they would all die and leave us the f alone

>>33642308
>sonic anons have huge cocks
is this true?!

>>33642311
For many years I worked by day to make sure that the gears of society turned smoothly and were greased without people being trapped within them. When I got home, I worked to tend a garden and sold the fruits of my labor (literally) at a farmer's market, getting to know the neighbors who bought from me. I made many friends that way and found even more work pet sitting and house sitting for my customers.

Work is not all about corporate metrics and shareholder profits, anon.

>>33642308
sonic fans are furry tho

>>33642310
She doesn't sleep with an angel. An angel visits her and lets her know that God's chosen to impregnate her with the savior of the world.

She also forgets about the angel's visit once Jesus begins his ministry 20-30 years later, thinking he's gone insane.

women do you want this?

Everytime i see a 25+ year old american male online they say stuff like "trump abortion white black obesity violence money" or something

>>33642318
M
Viruses the biological entity? Interesting but can't say I'm a fan.
Computer viruses? Very interesting and I wanted to make a great one when I was growing up.

>>33642327
no she's literally a monster fucker. i read it in her diary

>>33642324
yes
>>33642326
I'm not though, also hedgehogs have quills not fur so this doesn't make sense to me

>>33642327
I know, I was just making a small joke

>>33642334
no one is differentiating between fursonas and quillsonas except literal furries

>>33642328
No woman on earth has ever wanted a bf who's smaller and weaker than her. If she wanted that, she'd get a gf.

>>33642318
>What do you think about virus
I'll tell you what I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lJgFGML12g

Men
Mario or Sonic, and what's your dick size?

>>33642303
F
probably when i was 14 and ate some weed. I slept on the street floor and woke up with my whole body bleeding

>>33642329
Its that age where you were sentient pre covid so you know how fucked thangs up have got

>>33642339
Sonic
5.5" x 5"

>>33642339
Your uncle's

>>33642328
fucking no

>>33642341
M, the worst day of my life also involved dosing on THC extracts/weed derivatives. I got seizures, then got paralyzed, and spent the next two entire months feeling like shit.

>>33642341
Did you get run over?

>>33642341
>the street floor
As opposed to the street ceiling?

>>33642316
nta but love cringe women <3 bless you for existing genuinely, your kind are what makes the top worth reaching

Gender
How do you handle weed?
It makes my brain slow and sometimes i feel impending doom

>>33642339
Sonic
I don't know, I have a little dick but a big heart

>>33642328
I shared the original photo with my weightlifter ex gf and she was pissed at me.

>>33642351
M
Never used it or any other drug or drank

>>33642256
tanuki full suit

>>33642353
It was accurate though

>>33642337
>>33642346
pathetic

>>33642328
There's nothing arousing about the idea of letting someone weaker inside you

>>33642339
Sonic, 6.8" x 5.5"

looking for female input, im 28 shes 35, been together for 5 years, last year she moved out of state for a masters program, will take her 3-4 years with a year or two of residency, im in the military and will be overseas for the next 3-4 years, we broke up last month and I hate myself, i want to fix things but it would be me flying across the world for a week or two every 6-7 months to see her and then when i finish my tour overseas i separate the military before i retire and we try to have kids,i love her but i dont know what to do

>>33642336
I'm NOT a furry it's just something that I thought about recently

>>33642348
ngl i still don't know what happened

>>33642351
M.
Generally pretty well. On large doses I sometimes get paranoid but even that's manageable.

>>33642353
>original photo
?

>>33642339
sonic
6.2 inches

>tfw when cursed to have a long but thin penis, aka a pencil dick
Is there a female woman equivalent to this feeling?

All the tall women on here and on R*ddit always say they’re so lonely because men won’t give them a chance, but then you go on the dating apps and see that the tall women never wanted the average-height men to give them a chance, they just want a 6’6” chad to sweep them off their 6’2” feet. Fuck off, I have zero sympathy for you “people”. You are the ones not giving others a chance and you do not get to cry about the resultant loneliness.

>>33642303
m, answering again
it wasn't worst, but most concerning, which was the day after my first acid trip, i was physically unable to talk. i was conscious, could think and respond, but could never get out more than a "ya" or "nuh". got better around the evening. life as a genuine mute is strange, but i made peace w/it

>>33642369
having imaginary arguments again?

>>33642368
Fat ass, shallow pussy.

>>33642372
Yeah my phone is dying soon and this is less embarrassing than swiping dating apps in public

>>33642265
are you in brazil? then ye

>>33642373
>shallow pussy.
A what???????

>>33642351
m
amazingly by myself, i get super cuddly and lovey with myself, and if i take enough, can get make myself cum endlessly
with others for a long time i got anxiety, went away after sufficient time on my own

>>33642352
lel this is my discord tag

Both: How would you react in this situation?

>>33642377
I can't take more than like six inches before I have to worry about getting the pain button hit.

>>33642381
M
What a retard.

>>33642381
M
If a girl did this I’d be a little weirded out but because I’m not a fucking spastic retard I would ultimately dismiss it as a sorta-cute personality quirk and be fine with it

>>33642382
so like a 5.5 guy is pretty good cuz you know he won't be able to suplex drive your cervix with his cock? asking for my 5.5 friend

What do women think of boymoders? (Male to female trannies who take estrogen but live/present as male due to fear, dysphoria, work, etc etc)

Did you rember happy day?

>>33642386
die

>>33642366
It's a a drawing of a photo of a thic girl and a skinny guy's legs next to eachother.

>>33642385
Im the 5.5 friend

>>33642385
That's the ideal cock to me, yes. Assuming he's not too thick, it means he can be rough without me worrying about him bottoming out in most positions.

>>33642386
sounds uncomfortable

>>33642325
Yeah, I guess it helps to have a community of people you genuinely get along with, whose names you know, etc. My family background is that they left their home country (where they had all of that for a thousand years) to find a better life here. Unfortunately the only part of that "better life" that came true was the money. Only people I interact with all day are recent immigrants from India, Asia, Latin America, and everywhere else. This is just one big workplace, not a home. People study to be doctors or work for some anonymous giant corporation and don't know each others' names.

Sometimes I think people should start more cults. It'd surely be more fun to build a cult or a kibbutzim than this. People need meaning, I'm sure they could get a lot of recruits these days.

>>33642381
Psychotic

>>33642386
THAT'S JUST BEING MALE WHAT THE FUCK
YOU'RE A MALE PRESENTING AS MALE AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Women,
What do you think of a guy who has had 4 LTRs and a body count of 11 (counting the LTRs)?
Longest was 5 years.

>>33642391
oh hell yea, mariobros we win again
>>33642390
i can confirm this is true, this guy will make you cum diamonds (or something like that)

>>33642381
You just know this guy looked like he would eat raw chicken as a snack

>>33642381
>A happened after B, so that must mean A caused B
How much do you want to bet, if this isn't fake to begin with, that this was the stick (pun intended) that broke the camel's back?
This autist would have done so many autistic things that he wouldn't pick up on how autistic they were because she didn't leave. He could only realize she didn't like what was going on until she did something as hard to misinterpret as leaving

>>33642400
nice cause he's probably good in bed

>>33642391
Cool, idk b how big my dick is desu but it looks small

Post dumb things you don't low key believe in atoga
>Asians, especially girls being real. 2+ billion around but none in my neighbourhood???
>Girls getting horny when ovulating. Seems really counter intuitive

>>33642381
This is actually me. I posted on /r9k/ and wanted to know how you guys would feel about it. I feel so fucking retarded, I can't believe this is seen as such a big mistake

>>33642407
>Girls getting horny when ovulating. Seems really counter intuitive
What?

>>33642369
try not basing your reality on what you see online

>>33642407
>Girls getting horny when ovulating
I used to not believe it either but i have it happens to me too now

>>33642407
anon who was formerly my thread crush likes me, too.
>captcha: 4 ONYX

Gender
Are there any phobias or other irrational fears that would be dealbreakers for you in a partner?

>>33642388
Checked + I wish
>>33642392
It is
Idk
Life is suffering
Idk
I see trannyism as a mental sickness that causes distress with ones birth gender. HRT makes me feel less distress but I can't be a woman and can't live as a tranny for reasons
So
Idk
>>33642399
Checked again
Yeah but now I have gyno and am a lot weaker than average guys
>>33642408
Why would you eat it cold
Idk man it's just a rlly weird way to eat those

>>33642417
It's good. The breading isn't the best but the cold stick of fish is really enjoyable when it gets soft

>>33642409
Well you have the blood and everything, it's a biohazard

>>33642407
Oh god I hate that lip pursing she (and many asian girls) is doing "to seem cute"

>>33642416
clowns for sure. maybe dogs. no moid phobias either

>>33642404
How about she just uses her words like a grownup instead of dropping a minefield of hints the dude is supposed to pick up on

>>33642408
The issue is you did something weird (sucking on a frozen fishstick) she was probably no longer in the mood after that so decided to just go home.
Don't do weird shit when trying to get laid.

>>33642417
>am a lot weaker than average guys
That does not make you a woman

>>33642416
M. I guess women are supposed to answer this, not sure what I could even come up with. Sex phobia? Androphobia?

>>33642386
i generally don't care what other people do in their free time when it has zero effect on others

>>33642421
That's the other part of the cycle, the bloody part.
femanons get horny during that too though

>>33642416
F
Since I have ornithophobia myself, I don't think he should have it too

>>33642420
JUST HEAT IT UP

>>33642412
>dude go meet women IRL
All of the women who exist IRL are on the dating apps and they didn’t swipe right on me. Even if I approached a tall chick in public she would probably reject me on the basis of me being shorter than her

>>33642421
Periods start 12 to 15 days after ovulation.

>>33642427
Cum phobia?
>>33642430
Are you asian?

>>33642433
>making up scenarios based on what the media feeds you instead of letting them play out in the real world

>>33642420
It's still rlly weird idk
I don't think break up weird but deffo very weird
>>33642426
Never said I was one
So you think boymoders are just strange retarded men?
>>33642428
I see

>>33642431
It isn't as good. The texture sucks when it's hot and it isn't convenient anymore. It destroys the purpose of fish sticks being a quick snack you can grab and go with

>>33642424
>a minefield of hints
That's how people communicate when they're trying not to be confronational and rude, dumbass

Also, this dumb faggot didn't owe her sex or something. She came, stayed a little, didn't like him/what was going on, left. It's not like she's obliged to correct him and fix him and then when she's satisfied with the new version of him, fuck him

>>33642436
Okay you got me there, however the other component of the whole thing is I do not have infinite money to buy random women infinite drinks to ultimately get nothing out of it in a bar/club setting

>>33642421
>Biohazard
Yeah..we are truly the.. resident evil..
NTA

I really don't want to be a degenerate gooner but I can't stand the unbearable need to have sex, there are moids interested in me but I'm sure they only want to fuck and when I try to date them they loose interest once they find out how autistic I am

>>33642433
I mean, yeah women prefer taller men, both online and offline. But the reality of the answer to that is, just date short women offline, or get really lucky with snu snu

>>33642438
I didn't say make it hot, just warm it up
10 seconds in the microwave
You psychotic fuck

jesus christ, good grief, this nigger unironicaly eats frozen fish sticks!

>>33642438
finally some good fucking bait lmao

>>33642442
Well you can try to date them

>>33642439
It isn’t confrontational or rude to just speak clearly you neurotic fuck

>>33642435
No
Out of curiosity- why?

>>33642387
I'm having an unhappy day today, not sad just unhappy

>>33642440
just.... find things to do that aren't going to expensive bars, lol

>>33642424
When you have 200 people waiting in line to try to get through the minefield, it becomes a sport.
A spectator sport.
>Boom! There goes another one.
>Oh, this one looks smart, maybe he can do it

>>33642443
You’re misunderstanding me Anon I think you’ve walked in halfway through the conversation. I am positing that tall women like to come online and cry about how men don’t give them a chance because they’re too tall and they’re so lonely, when the reality is that they’re the ones not giving men a chance because the men aren’t tall enough

>>33642405
My last gf was orgasming all the time supposedly, 2 in a go sometimes, but she also accused me of being a ho. Said she's going to get an STD test and assumed I fuck girls all the time and dont wear protection. She was slut shaming me ;(... guilty conscience maybe?

That's the thing, I come off as a player but I'm cute for a guy, I dont understand. How do I lower defenses of women? Yes I want to kiss you and probably fuck you immediately, but give me a chance??

>>33642450
Because the only girls I've known with fear of birds have all been asian.

>>33642407
>There are male anons who had sex itt and it was legal and consensual

>>33642416
M
not really

>>33642456
because their fov doesn't include the direction 'up'

>>33642449
Speak up over what? He's free to eat his dumb fishsticks cold and unfried or whatever. She's not his fucking mother or manager to fix his life

Also, a retard like you calling me neurotic doesn't mean shit. I know you're gross and expect others to baby you, and that's why you see yourself in the fucktard in post

>>33642457
Why?
Do you think I'm unlovable?

>>33642442
Why? Just fap

>>33642454
NTA but the issue is that they should just straight up rape tall men so they can have tall babies and there won't be incels who blame their issues on their height, i'm just saying in general

Women, thoughts?

>>33642456
Oh thats really interesting
I'm Hispanic and I got mine from a seagull swiping pizza crust out of my hand in a stroller at Costco..

>>33642457
ur such a hater

Should I ask for forgiveness and try to win her back?
Or would that only make me lose respect and dignity in her eyes?

>>33642447
It isn't bait. If you guys would just try it once you'd see how good it is.

myao myao

i think everyone agrees it's completely normal for women to want taller dudes but suddenly it's a problem when she's tall herself?

>>33642465
that's hot

why do women like the female body more than the male?

>>33642469
Did you actually do something wrong?
No matter what don't apologize if you want her back. Girls smell weakness and will never talk to you again.

Femanons, what ARE you gonna do if another woman closes in on your man? Will you watch from the sidelines and hope he doesn't choose her?

>>33642472
anon is just sad that tall-chan won't give him a chance

>>33642474
Anon lesbian hentai isn't real life..

>>33642463
It's hard for me to coom without degen videos and/or smut

>>33642475
>tfw I already showed weakness
Welp, it's over

>>33642467
Pretty good reason to fear them. How bad is your phobia?

>>33642454
I mean, I was just trying to say something reasonable cause I have a habit of trying to make arguments look more reasonable.

Seriously though, what kind of post is this >>33642369? Tell me what you could possibly be getting at by shaking your fist at unnamed virtue signalers who aren't even here.

>>33642476
Kill her and him

>>33642472
no the shortcels in here blame all of their issues on not being tall so

>>33642471
She's noshing me off right now, she'll post in a bit

>>33642469
Yeah sure. Either it works, or it doesn't.

>>33642476
I would've believed the girl in your jpg if she was black or latina, not a slender asian
I'm NOT white btw

>>33642485
Why him?!

>>33642472
People should like whatever they want as long as it includes me.
When people's tastes rule me out then it's time for me to get mad!

>>33642476
he won't, and if he does, they deserve each other. i don't compete. if im not the center of his universe, then he can never be the center of mine

>>33642481
I know anon, I did the same thing. DESU it's over when she says its over, you can't really ever change that, nor do you want to. It's best to fling yourself into the future without looking back. However, you will, but fight it with all your might.

>>33642328
Why would any woman want that?
They want to be a weak little squirt getting rammed by giants

>>33642487
I wish you’d nosh me off

women would you date a sex addict?

>>33642476
God, I hate asians

>>33642492
>bro don't understand

>>33642483
Pretty bad.. Pigeons are the worst for me, even more than gulls, something about them just really freaks me out
I can only stand to be around tiny little cute ones or parrots and parakeets, but I don't think I'd like those flying indoors

State gender
Do you have a specific preference when it comes to dating someone?
Ex: Height, Race, Weight, Hair color, Eye color etc.

>>33642500
why?

>>33642505
M. If I start filling in all those boxes it's gonna sound like I'm trying to save the Aryan race.

For some reason I think women being all mean and tough in nazi attire is hot. I want one to break in into my room and get on to me about being part Jewish and my punishing death is snu snu.

>>33642505
M
I am attracted to too many archetypes to list them all

>>33642505
height: 5'6", race: not white, weight: not skinny & not fat, black hair, dark eyes, thick eyelashes, tattoos, fashionable and accessorizes in a masculine way

>>33642497
>saving my hornyposts without permission
You owe me royalties on that.

>>33642503
Can you handle them when they're off in the trees, chirping? Is it only when they come close?

>>33642505
Male
I really like tall women after a short woman broke my heart. Does this make me damaged goods?

>feminists like abortion
>feminists want to believe fetuses can't suffer/be conscious at least not until very late in pregnancy
>if fish can't suffer/aren't conscious then fetuses can't suffer/be conscious (complex neurological similarities discussed in video below)
>Feminists argue in bad faith fish almost certainly can't suffer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCxCLZXYtA

https://defendingfeminism.substack.com/p/do-fish-and-shrimp-suffer-agonizing

I think shrimp and fish are conscious and can experience a significant amount of suffering (at least one percent as much as a human). This is why I donate to charities like shrimp welfare (to stun shrimp before they're killed) https://www.shrimpwelfareproject.org/
What do you think?

>>33642505
F. I just want to date someone white and at least a few inches taller than me. For men, he doesn't have to be crazy tall, but I'd like him to be wide with a full head of hair. For women, I want her to be a super tall blonde with big tits. But of course these are preferences, not requirements.

why do white people hate nonwhite people so much?

>>33642516
Gonna be honest with you boss, I don't care about the shrimp.

>>33642513
Yeah I like hearing their songs, but if it's like a weirder, creepier noise or cooing, I get really uneasy and have to keep checking around like I'm in an enemy territory

Moids, I want to build a legion of loyal moids. How do?

>>33642518
I'm all that but skinny but I have wide shoulders

>>33642516
i simply don't care if it suffers or not, the government should not be able to legally obligate the use of one person's organs to sustain another.

>>33642518
Is your throuple bf super tall?

>>33642522
Namefag first

>>33642516
stfu retard

>>33642522
My loyalty has already been claimed, and you can never steal it away.

>>33642522
be hot and start streaming yourself yapping and playing video games and stuff, things lonely zoomers like

>>33642521
I think I understand. I'm afraid of harmless insects for some fucking reason, and I killed one that got in earlier (some tiny roach), and I can't stop looking around now.

>>33642522
Namefag and be very cutesy and flirty.

>>33642522
Find a warrior-chieftain moid, become his bride and confidant, support him as he rallies armies against your enemies.

Konpeko, konpeko, konpeko! Hololive san-kisei no Usada Pekora-peko! domo, domo!

>>33642520
I'm firing you
>>33642524
I think they should able to if someone willfully chooses to force another into a state of dependence on them
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkH3vrevU9o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YCRBl8Y_4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OV30m4gUp4

>>33642531
Well good on you for getting rid of it at least
Thankfully I'm not scared of bugs

>>33642526
>>33642530
>>33642531
I always wonder: when a woman is publicly flirty with more than guy, why doesnt this deter men from pursuing her? Why doesn't this send the message she's not serious about any of them for eg? What keeps those men going?

>>33642538
Bring out pekomama

>>33642516
Yes mommy feminazi be mean to me! Call me worthless scum! YES! YES!

>>33642505
She’s gotta be at least 5’6 but ideally 5’8-5’10
Generally I’ve preferred skinny girls, but recently I’ve also found some thiccer women very attractive too
Face is very important for me. I like sexual maturity, not cuteness. But there’s also so many kinds of faces, it’s hard to pinpoint the je ne sais quoi. I’ve thought about compiling a list of facial phenotypes, with anthropology at its core, but also that feels psycho as fuck.

>>33642525
He's the same height as her or maybe a little taller. Around 6'. Super tall compared to me, at least.

>>33642541
Uh, sex. Boobs. You know.

>>33642535
I don't want to live in the shadow of a moid, unless I ask him to shield me with his body and sacrifice himself for me ^^

>>33642539
oh ok, i'll respond to this post with my thoughts in around 4 hours after i watch those videos

>>33642540
Yeah but it doesn't help me not freak out when I feel any sort of itch on my leg, or I have to enter a dark room. :( Thanks for answering all my questions anon.

>>33642541
The attention, and a vain hope that maybe, just maybe, they can be the one that she decides to get serious about.

>>33642550
Okay I'll respond to that response

Gender
Would you date a fat person?

Do you guys think that pekomama would date human stoplight if that was the only way of having the chance to have a pekoson that can grow tall enough

>>33642542
nande-peko???

>>33642547
When the three of you go out together and she wears heels, that makes her the tallest? Neat.

>>33642547
Who do you like more your boyfriend or girlfriend?

>>33642551
>The attention, and a vain hope that maybe, just maybe, they can be the one that she decides to get serious about.
So easy is the answer. I just needed to hear it from someone else I guess.

>>33642547
JH, I am genuinely curious what your dad thinks about your new relationship.

>>33642556
She doesn't wear heels much, but yes she'd be tallest in that scenario.
>>33642557
Depends whose face I'm sitting on in the moment. But seriously, I love them equally.
>>33642559
He doesn't know, it's none of his business.

>>33642553
Fat no, thicc yes.

>>33642551
You're welcome anon

>being the third/unicorn for a swingers couple
Is this the female equivalent of wasting years of your life pining after a girl who doesn't want you

>>33642563
Is she insecure about her size the same way you're insecure about yours? Too bad you can't Freaky Friday and swap.

>>33642566
how is that even remotely the same?

>>33642553
I thought about it last year. I hadn't had feelings for someone for a while so I guess you could say I was thirsty (but not like that). The guy was ugly and fat, but we shared a conversation that was comfortable and I could show a raw, honest version of myself and talk without many restrictions.
Then we talked other times and his sexist, insecure, controlling side reared his ugly head. And the way he went about shutting down aspects of my personality that he didn't like (my feminism, my assertiveness..) was insidious and manipulative too. I hope I don't have to interact with him anymore.

>>33642569
For a girl whose goal is marriage and children, this is years of her life that won't be leading to marriage or children.

>>33642567
No, she's pretty comfortable in her body. The only thing she often complains about related to her body is that she wishes her skin was nicer. She had acne growing up apparently and if you look closely you can see the left over scarring.

>>33642547
>>33642563
I don't know how anyone can be in a thouple without wanting to kill themselves of lame and cringe- ESPECIALLY being not only being the third wheel, but the shortest as well. I'd feel like I'm doing some retarded daughter ERP holy fuck

>>33642558
Yep. I've been through it myself, sorta. It's pointless, you can't get close to somebody by just being an orbiter.

>>33642553
>Gender
>Would you date a fat person?
Maybe

>>33642471
myao myao is sleepy today

goodnight everyone

>>33642576
It doesn't feel like that. Most of the time, when we go out, it still just feels like we're friends hanging out. And we're equals, they don't treat me like a fucking baby.

>>33642579
PLAP

>>33642579
sends 500 nukes to your location

>>33642575
Then get her some heels already. Don't settle for boobs below your face when you hug. You deserve better, you deserve boobs in your face when you hug.

>>33642549
YES FEMNINAZI MOMMY BE MEAN TO ME!

>>33642519
Indoctrination, brainwashing, non whites are equally as savages as whites. That be said always be extremely cautious around people that make your hairs stand up, it has happened to me so yeah be careful

I spent so much time with women who treat me like poop that the first time I get a gorgeous woman who treats me like I'm a god and makes me feel amazing I automatically think she's got something she's hiding from me or she's playing me.
Is this reality or my own fault and cynicism?

She eventually left me.

>>33642573
ok, and how does that compare with someone doing nothing because in his head he should be with this one person

>>33642476
>Femanons, what ARE you gonna do if another woman closes in on your man? Will you watch from the sidelines and hope he doesn't choose her?
I don't have a man

>>33642579
ning

ning ^ㅂ^

I hate that people keep thinking I'm a girl

>>33642589
I think anyone who thinks life is fair is insane.
Horrible people get billions of dollars and everything they ever dreamed of, and they bang little kids on private islands.
Meanwhile I drove past an incredibly beautiful new children's hospital today they built in the middle of nowhere. There are like 400 kids in there dying of cancer and kidney failure and ankylosing spondylitis

Gotta enjoy what life gives you, while you have it. Can eat shit or win the lottery and we better all be prepared for both.

>>33642585
I'm sure she must have some. She will always find a way to put her tits in my face regardless of what she's wearing, though.

>>33642592
>>33642593
ningger

>>33642596
Life is unfair, but death, you'll find, is VERY fair

>>33642582
What would you do if they decide to marry each other and leave you behind?

>>33642597
i fucking know right?? Life aint fair bros

>>33642596
My rationale now is that I'm glad it ended sooner than later as it eventually would have. I would have eventually hated her like every other woman. Hell I was already thinking she was kind of a bitch.

>>33642601
If she were smart, she would be working to usurp the original gf and kick her out of the relationship.

>>33642590
I was thinking, isn't it gonna feel just the same in a few years looking back?

>>33642601
Is this before or after I have a hypothetical baby with them?

Do you guys think that pekomama is evil if pursuing a human stoplight was the only way of having the chance to have a pekoson that can grow tall enough

>>33642586
*titls your chin to take a look at your face*
Awww, he's so readily trainable <3

>>33642609
Before

women, do you hate windows updates?

>>33642601
>>33642609
They're not gonna getting married on hold if they want to for their pet house-slave's baby lol

>>33642614
Not sure. I don't have any recourse if they magically and suddenly hated me. Same with any relationship.

I'm a very rapeable man

>>33642617
>anon has a stroke typing

>>33642589
>I automatically think she's got something she's hiding from me or she's playing me.
Every man was affectionate, respectful.. to kek
Then we tell you this approach doesn't work on men, and that men for some reason want to be treated like ass, but we don't get believed either

>>33642593
what the fuck do you want

>>33642611
what does human stoplight mean

>>33642626
Every man I was*

I heard some bitch is nonstop posting about me on this board. Is it my ex?

>>33642622
send the address

>>33642628
Extremely tall man like over 190cm/6'3''

>>33642628
Please do not feed the schizoposters.

ninga please!

>>33642633
You're just mad you can't be a pekoson

>>33642628
I assumed they were talking about an anime or some shit

>>33642620
Have you ever gotten strange looks from people when you were with them?
I know some people can be very vocal about being anti polyamory. But it's your life and you should be able to do anything that you're happy with.

>>33642616
i never notice them

>>33642613
>gives male version of ahegao to femanon

>>33642631
are you a cute adult woman?

>>33642626
I DID want to be treated like that, but it made me feel insecure because she made me feel so good compared to previous girls, so much so that I felt like I wasn't worth it. This led to me being very obsessive over her and made me say/do things that made her lose attraction. She went from thinking im a cool, poker face man slut with no smile to a shy obsessive love wanter and marriage attempter. She fuckin broke me dog.

>>33642499
yes

>>33642641
ohhh lort, i just creamed my panties

>>33642640
you don't notice when you turn your computer on and have to wait for the update to install?

cant sleep (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

>>33642651
it's because I'm not spooning you, I'm sorry :(

>>33642639
Idk if anyone even thinks we're together. We haven't gone out as a throuple yet, but we went out together before now a ton and nobody ever assumed anything.

>>33642653
frfr and i am so sad!!

>>33642642
something like that

>>33642651
it's because we're not cuddling rn

>>33642593
fake myao .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·. why do they do this...

>>33642650
no that hasn't happened to me

>>33642650
nta but isn't "update, then shut down" a default option?

>>33642656
y-you're a penis having man aren't you? sorry only women can rape me

Grim...

>>33642651
Rub one out.
Always works for me.

>>33642663
no

>>33642643
in my experience anon is they (men) think you have no one and that's why you're "going overboard" with them trying to trap them

what does it mean if a boy with downs syndrome laughs at you while you're shopping at the grocery store

I wonder if a lot of you would have survived 4chan back in he 2000s

>>33642666
that never works for me

>>33642641
i don't want that, i want you to moan my name

>>33642553
I did, three times, 2 guys, one woman I could share clothes with.

>>33642664
ew no

>>33642672
How old are you and do you think Pekomama would be evil in that case?

>>33642671
2 weeks bad luck

>>33642659
pspsppspspsp

>>33642654
I wish you nothing but happiness and a healthy relationship with your partners.

>>33642676
uhh no what? you don't have a penis? or you don't want to rape me?

>>33642499
Yeah, did that. He also was like "dude slow down." He even said he used to protitute himself and shit into plastic bags for politicians.

I really hate women.

>>33642658
๐·°(⋟﹏⋞)°·๐ i save my cuddles 4 only one man...

>>33642678
do you think he thought i was hideously ugly and funny looking

>>33642553
M
Chubby is okay, obesity is scary and would be a no from me
>>33642579
goodnight! :)

>>33642669
I just checked. On Enterprise you can right click the prompt and it gives that option.

Women did you google penises on the internet?

men
is weather ball a good pokemon move

>>33642684
even myao?! ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~‧+

I think you're all retarded just like me

>>33642476
I'll watch for my own entertainment, likely while still being interrupted by moids hitting on me.

>>33642670
ITA im a guy talking about a girl.

Speaking of Windows update, I think I just bricked a PC because of it.
Shit.

>>33642692
you would be correct!

>>33642688
you can do that just by pressing alt F4 but it doesn't matter since it updates once you turn it on

>>33642689
Yeah. Cause my mother refused to teach me shit.

>>33642686
Nah, I don't think so

>>33642696
FUCK windows updates

>>33642690
yes (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

>>33642696
How??

Do you guys have any good hornyposting tutorials?

>>33642695
Yes, and I was responding because of this:
>>I automatically think she's got something she's hiding from me or she's playing me.

Anyway, I'll stop replying to you.

>>33642681
you're not making this easy but i guess that's the point

>>33642690
I played a rom hack using a rain team recently and I had special zard with weather ball and hurricane, it was fun

>Be me
>13 year old in boys only catholic school
>Science teacher teaches us about the reproductive system
>Makes us draw a diagram of the cock and balls
>doesn't teach us about vaginas or let us draw a vagina
Why did she do that??

>>33642699
Are you selecting "shut down" or "update and shut down"

>>33642704
you are not a man.......... right?

>>33642709
i just like the idea of raikou or zapdos having a 100bp water move lmao

>>33642710
Too hard to draw?

>>33642710
Because she's an abstinence only educator and wants men to be gay.

>>33642706
just say whatever's on your mind

>>33642707
Good, stop. Block me like she did.

>>33642706
Just ask questions to femanons about what you would like to have done to you, but not directly
>Women, would you try to suck both of a guy's balls at the same time?

We're breaking up, who gets to keep the pets, anon, me or you?

>>33642712
oop! of course not, silly (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)

>>33642718
M, me
How could I trust you not to kill them to hurt me?

>>33642718
Me

>>33642685
It's over.

>>33642712
they/them is a man

>>33642718
Me, fuck you cunt

>>33642712
It’s gimmicky and I wouldn’t call it good but it can be fun.

>>33642723
No cute korean gf whispering ning in your ear :/

What does ning mean

>>33642728
ninga!

>>33642712
Oh, uh, you're not supposed to use Legendaries on your team. Use Pokemon who are your FRIENDS.

>>33642727
Why live?

(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) me && him

>>33642732
To get a glorious, superior Japanese girlfriend and laugh at k*rea

Is there anything more boring than an asian american woman that makes drinking boba her entire personality?

>>33642672
that's why some of us are old though. unfortunately, we did

>>33642732
I don't know. It gets harder everyday

>>33642705
Disclaimer: I'm stupid.
I have a thinkcentre PC with something wrong with its network connectivity, so I use it air-gapped. I installed ltsc and pirated solidworks on it.
Today I tried adding pirated NX to it, but the install failed due to lack of disk space. I used the default "free up storage" option, which got hung up on removing the old update files. So I tried killing the settings window and restarting.
The PC has said "getting windows ready, don't turn off your PC" ever since. I think it's borked.

>>33642691
Yes, definitely.

>>33642734
Who?

>>33642734
Wait you caught a moid? Which one?

>>33642683
>He even said he used to protitute himself and shit into plastic bags for politicians.
Like, did they pay him? Or was this a form of protest?

>>33642736
A white woman that does the same

>>33642741
(≖⩊≖) liar

>>33642744
They paid him apparently. Wanted it live.

>>33642743
>Which one?
MKG

>>33642740
Oh dear
There's probably some way to fix it

>>33642743
That is fake myao

>>33642711
I select shut down and it still updates when I turn my pc on

>>33642735
Where do I even begin to look

>>33642741
what about ....

(ㅅ´ ˘ `)

now? muhaha

>>33642743
Jimmy

>>33642708
huh? now I'm more confused

Do women like Lily from Katawa shoujo exist irl?

>>33642748
fake myao alert ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! mkg is only my fren !

>>33642750
>>33642754
Would the real myao moid please stand up?

>>33642286
We are so back!

>>33642718
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME I CAN CHANGE1!!!

>>33642740
Looks like it's time for a crash course in Linux.

>>33642759
it's ihatewomen-chan

>>33642759
She is still a moidlet I am afraid

>>33642758
damn, that's even worse. you gotta deal with his personality and you're not even getting any dick?
beta orbiter stuff

>>33642757
Isn't she defective, broken trash?

Haven't seen my thread crush in a while

>>33642758
You're friends with the guy who cheats on his wife with /atoga/ girls?

>>33642757
Whats her disability

>>33642309
Mhm mhm mhm

>>33642767
>Isn't she defective, broken trash?
I am going kill you violently

>>33642771
Blind

>>33642752
Either New York, USA, or somewhere in Japan

>>33642773
Hanako better

>>33642328
Yeah.

>>33642777
He would have to be smaller than you. Two of you would break the couch.

We have received reports of a fake myao on 4channel.org. Our investigation has reached a roadblock, sending to the CIA...

Women
Pleeeeeease have mercy on me :(

>>33642759
myao is the moid

>>33642749
I decided to just unplug it and it seems to have worked.
I'm sure I'll fuck it up again shortly.

>>33642779
We've concluded our investigation. Results: 4chan user myao is dating and currently sleeping with 4chan user ◻◻◻◻◻.

>>33642782
Let me believe for a second man..

>>33642762
>falls for the same bs for the 100th time
But this time it's for real, right? ^^

>>33642776
She's nice too, but i got her bad ending so Lilly better

>>33642786
JIMMY supremacy

Is it really possible for a guy to have a figure like this, or is it just pure fantasy? =/

>>33642786
CIA, we're subpoenaing you. You must disclose the name of that user at once

Hey guys, where can i buy some dope or snow?

>>33642791
With good genetics maybe

>>33642792
President, we had it redacted at your discretion. Please consult with the secretary of defense fir a security briefing at once.

>>33642791
You have to get one of those genetically gifted lanky dream-guy fags to work out. But you can't, since they can get hot 9/10 girlfriends without ever touching a weight and their girls like it that way

>>33642791
HOW AM I MEANT TO COMPETE WITH GANONDORF?!

>>33642791
If he gets hit by a truck and gets the right isekai.

>>33642781
Why?

Let us close our eyes and bow our heads in prayer

>>33642793
Hit up ICE

i think that gay men made me lose attraction to twinks

>>33642801
*shoots u*

>>33642799
I am weak

>>33642792
>>33642793
>>33642795
Woah, the real fuzz is on 4chin u guise! :)

>>33642804
Bassed

State gender
How tech illiterate are you?

>Gender
>Newest fetish you and your SO are engaging in to spice your relationship up?

Me?
M
Put my gf down on all fours (sometimes naked, sometimes not,) sit on top of her back and ride her around like a horsey. I pull her hair back to use as reins and use my belt as a crop to spank her to go faster.

>inb4 you lie
I do not. We're currently looking into getting a ball gag for her or some sort of makeshift mouth bit to make thing even more fun.

>>33642796
Nah, working out won't change your bones. You need to be born correctly to have broad shoulders + skinny waist

>>33642801
Amen
>>33642805
*shoots your bullet, diverting its path*

>>33642795
We're contacting the president now

>>33642807
Don't let them know I'm an illegal Mexican!

>>33642810
As a Computer engineering graduate... VERY

>>33642812
You can find a guy like that, but he's gonna be darker than ganondorf

>>33642810
M
Extremely when it comes to hardware

>>33642813
I think real myao went sleepy

Women would you date a sedentary man?

>>33642797
>tfw she wants you to have a Ganondorf body
>all you have is a Ganon body
It's over.

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH4Vx5zz7Go

Women, what is the appeal of an older man?

>>33642823
I wish, I'm built like Master Kohga

>>33642810
Medium.

>>33642810
i know how to build electronics, pcs, basic programming, and learned quite a few open source programs.... i feel tech illiterate as fuck though

>>33642797
If it makes you feel any better, he really let himself go- I HATE all his other fridge-bodied, disgusting beard-having, wrinkled old designs..
TOTK let me down SO hard, the character designer should be fired

>>33642814
This is the president speaking. Disclose that name immediately!

>>33642810
Male
I do not believe in computer chips. They aren't real. There are no computations and operations being performed on a thin little sheet of metal. It's not possible. It's all fake.

>>33642788
yes this time I will change I promise just please don't leave me

>>33642773
>Blind
Cute, my favorite Sequel Colony girl is Lestea so I understand the appeal

>>33642810
I'm no tech master but I can solve computer issues very reliably and have dabbled with fixing home electronics lately.

>>33642821
yeah.... fucking JIMMY really tired her out

>>33642810
M. I can't program and it makes me feel retarded. But I can usually sus out how to use any consumer grade software I come across.

>>33642812
I mean you have to find a guy born that way, and then make him work out to look like that picture
Those guys are allergic to working out since when you're born with those genes, girls want to lick your naked body when you weigh 100 pounds

>>33642759
it's the sonic anon

*calibrates space laser*

>>33642831
What is you theory about how computers actually work?

>>33642838
Which one

>>33642810
M
Very although I dropped out of college I could've been one of those geeks at the local tech center

>>33642810
Literate enough to help old people and normies with their tech issues but too dumb to do anything significant compared to actual people who understand

>>33642824
Lots of things but I think it all boils down to a sense of emotional security

>>33642840
That's for someone else to figure out. My theories extend only as far as I need.

>>33642839
*paints target on ballsack*

>>33642841
all of them, at once. in fact myao is one of them

>>33642824
not a girl but ask any girl to list what she wants in her ideal man
then count how many years it would take you to achieve all that shit
then you will understand

>>33642810
Male
I'm a network engineer, so I spend every day working with computers and troubleshooting all kinds of things.

>>33642844
Oh, so it really is a Daddy thing. That sounds very similar to the appeal of cougars or Mommies

Women how would you feel if you saw a stone cold truecel irl

>>33642810
Female, very

femanon, can you scratch my scrotum please?

>>33642848
Is myao a split personality for me?

>>33642852
How would she even know

>>33642328
Can i have the genderswapped version of this please

myao wants BGC

Gender
How fast can you cum without visual aid?

>>33642841
the one that posted his hedgehog plushie

Girls, could you please list what you want in your ideal man?

>>33642861
M
Maybe a minute

>>33642856
I have a dark aura, like antigravity that literally repulses people

>>33642860
Big Glorbian Cock

>>33642850
Can you explain what whonix is?

>>33642861
M
it takes about the same amount of time, I prefer audio porn rbh

>>33642861
M
I've had sex blindfolded, about 15 minutes give or take

How rare are women who actually prefer average peens?

>>33642851
Yes for me it is a Daddy thing, but weirdly not a daddy issues thing

>>33642796
>>33642837
Humph
Things aren't easy when you have fine tastes..

>>33642860
As an Asian learning about what BGC is made me laugh

>>33642871
Extremely rare, they only want penises the size of their pinkie finger

>>33642861
M. Fast as hell, I can imagine some pretty good scenarios.

>>33642866
I am familiar with that

>>33642850
Did you become a network engineer with or without a degree.
>>33642872
>but weirdly not a daddy issues thing
No one said or implied it was femanon

>>33642872
NTA, so do you mean it as like, you want him to BE the daddy of YOUR kids?

>>33642874
That is like the most basic taste

PP, peen, peenar, penis, dick or cock?

>>33642886
Dick by Default

Women clearly prefer taller men
Why am I supposed to believe they want average penises?

>>33642877
that's small though

>>33642890
No one wants your tiny dick, freak

>>33642875
When did you first learn about the superiority of BGC?

>>33642885
Nah, that's ugly fridges- whether it's a thicc fridge or only lightly muscled

>>33642886
cock

>>33642891
...including the 5-inch acrylic nail.

>>33642890
Height is like, the most visible and important thing
Hidden stuff doesn't matter, out of sight, out of mind
Remember it's all about status and showing off

>>33642893
Something like a year and a half ago, maybe two?

Why do women only like guys who jerk off into socks and eat their own cum?

>>33642880
Fair, I guess I get preemptively defensive about it

>>33642884
That too, yes

>>33642893
NTA but when the BGC guy first started spamming it on pol, it was pretty funny actually

>>33642890
I'll tell you a secret, all cocks look big next to a woman since they're smaller than us in general

>>33642868
I've never really looked into it before, but it looks like it's basically a Debian LiveUSB that uses Tor for all network traffic. Seems like a lot of work for little benefit, considering both Linux and Tor are almost certainly compromised by multiple governments.
>>33642880
Technically I had that title before I had a degree, but I wasn't really doing engineering work then. I completed a degree after a couple of years and then I've switched jobs a few times since then, and now I'm doing actual engineering work, and I make a lot more money now too.

Gender
If the tech was there to have your genes analyzed and to have your optimal life path laid out for you (the best job for you, your most compatible romantic partner) and it was mandatory that you followed this path, would you be in favor of it or against it?

>>33642904
*looks nervously at the tall women in this thread*

>>33642907
That's not how genetics work, lol

>>33642907
M
I'd do it

>>33642907
M
Favor, I need any help I can get and having government mandated gf would be nice

>>33642902
That's the only way I would ever want to use it, the whole Daddy thing is just really not for me- but that could be hot as I loove impregnation/making babies and becoming parents stuff..

I hope things go good for you sis

>>33642909
Just pretend

>>33642907
My tism already lead me to math.
But id rather be single than with a woman I didnt want to smash so, na

>>33642899
Are you a woman and would you like a BGC to keep you company?
>>33642903
That was me

>>33642906
>Debian LiveUSB that uses Tor for all network traffic.
I thought that was Tails?

Hey, femanons. What are (You) up to?

>>33642907
f, i have literally no job i can handle so having a government assigned one stalin style would be good

>>33642923
85% of them are asleep

>>33642907
Female, no I don't need that especially not if mandatory means you can never quit or change jobs or can never separate without legal punishment

>>33642872
What's your age gap?

Women, do you tie your head in a tight bon when you want to be taken seriously?

>>33642907
M
No, that sounds exploitable and like it would be a nightmare.

>>33642923
doomscrolling pinterest and watching american dad and putting off what i ought to be doing

>>33642849
>Then they go and fuck the broke drug addict with square jawline anyway because "hes so fun "

Yeah...

What areas should a man trim rather than shave?

>>33642929
Your hair, I meant

Femanons, do you have bangs?

>>33642929
i never want to be taken at all

>>33642932
>putting off what i ought to be doing
Brushing your teeth and going to bed? Me too, me too.

>>33642921
No and I already have one
>>33642907
M
Yeah probably.
https://youtu.be/D04wb7P_v-4

>>33642474
Women are BUILT for BSS

>>33642936
yep

>>33642907
As someone else said, the job part assumes that boredom and routine doesnt exist

After 2-3 years at same job i get literally mentally ill and i HAVE to quit to not want to kill myself

Boomers who have 70iq didn't have that problem

>>33642925
Comrade f.
You be cleaning the toilets all day.
Do 79 or no bread today, also you live in studio appartment no matter how big family get.

>>33642908
god I wish I had a tall gf I think my cock is good enough to please one I think (I hope)

>>33642939
reading a book so i can repair my relationship with my older sister. i barely brush my teeth anymore.

>>33642923
Watching him play cronos.

>>33642747
Did he ever name names?

I really want some cookies :(

>>33642915
Very understandable, thank you and best wishes to you too

>>33642943
Thats cause tip tok didnt destroy their attention span zoomer

>>33642936
No. I have a slight side bang. Not as dramatic as I want it because I lost legnth.

>>33642942
sexoooooo

>>33642946
>i barely brush my teeth anymore.
You're nasty I hope you use mouthwash.

>>33642946
Please brush your teeth. Your older sister will want to see you taking care of yourself, I imagine.

What's the book?

I would like to report that uhm
I was at gym today again, and few girls were glancing at me and stuff.

But the nicest part was when the qt redhead that i mentioned before was exercising right next to me, and we had some eye contact as i was preparing myself to do the lift, and she got shy and looked down but smiled a bit.

Should i talk to her next time?

>>33642955
>>33642956
Teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get them.

>>33642921
Really? Well you gave me a few laughs, it was a good antidote to all the bee bee cee spam

>>33642736
One who makes bwc her entire personality

>>33642956
i'll do it tonight, it just never occurs to me. i constantly run my tongue over my teeth so there's never scuzz on it.

it's her book.

>>33642958
Bonus

https://streamable.com/1tyvoz

>>33642961
That's what we have JH for.

God, holy war is so fucking based.

>>33642961
she should make BGC her entire personality instead

>>33642928
Nothing extreme, 12.5 years

>>33642958
I always look forward to your posts anon
Yes, just start with something obvious and simple

>>33642804
You appropriated twinks from the fags.

>>33642942
Pretty

>>33642804
Which one did it for you?
Their poop incontinence problems or their pedophilic tendencies?

>>33642967
Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War right?

>>33642962
You could set a twice-daily alarm to remind yourself to brush.
I hope it's a good book and I hope it helps you mend your relationship.
Can we make a deal? If you brush your teeth and read tonight then I will too.

>>33642971
Any ideas what should that be? I feel like shes pretty nooby when it comes to lifting but i dont want to be the mansplainer, did that mistake before.

I could compliment her outfits, she usually has a nice dark green outfit which really compliments her natural red hair

>>33642907
Yeah sure. Do you know why? So I can give "The Mainframe" the middle finger and blame it for why my assigned romantic partner hates me and I can't fit into its planned society.

In fact, many people will join me, and there will be a revolution, a spectacular one. We'll overthrow the system and pretend that we will build a new, better world.

Then we'll be right at square one where we are currently, but at least there will have been a cool story and a revolution for the history books. Just like that movie with Shailene Woodley. You know, they do call people like us "neurodivergent" like in that movie, Divergent. Maybe, for once, just during that revolution, I can feel like the normies agree with and understand us. You know why, too. They will have someone to blame that isn't themselves. Your mainframe will be their scapegoat for their own hatred and judgments, and their own poor choices.

>>33642948
If I say yes, is he going to get a worse fate than what he's sewn already?

>>33642967
>God, holy war is so fucking based.
Alhamdulillah, brother.

>>33642378
Gay as fuck

>>33642958
Yeah, start really light.

>>33642983
Of course not! This is a country of laws.

Femanons
Did you realize that modern feminism was researched and backed by CIA and you got sold a bunch of lies that will actually make your life worse?

But thats just a conspiracy theory of course.

>>33642991
He showed me his house when I was driving in downtown new bern.

I've been eating drastically better and getting a ridiculous amount of cardio in for two months now. I feel like I've lost weight, my clothes are looser, and my legs hurt far less. Yet my weight on the scale is completely the same. Why?

>>33642977
I thought i just got into different bodies in time, but i was looking at another board and the way some male anons talk about twinks grosses me out and makes them look like children to me somehow

>>33642995
Could be various amount of things
1) broken low quality / cheap scale
2) water retention from sodium or hormones
3) you are hydrating properly for first time in your life
4) your food might have better macroes but your caloric intake is too high, so you are recomping (staying at same weight but getting leaner)

Yadda yadda
Also, 2 months aint shit, its like enough to see some small changes in mirror / pics

Keep going.

>>33642997
lmao, letting your individual preferences be influenced by others. you probably have problems with insecurity don't you?

>>33642995
Maybe your body composition has changed, less fat and more muscle. It doesn't matter though, all that really matters is how you look and feel

>>33642995
Shifting from fat to muscle plateaus your weight, but shrinks your measurements. My silicone bracelet is really loose on my wrist now, and my ring might need a spacer soon.

>>33642995
Besides what he said: remember muscles are heavier than fat.
So you can slim down physically and still be just as heavy if your leg muscles are getting stronger. Leg muscles are the biggest and strongest in the body.

>>33642946
Brush your teeth, femanon. Someday your smile will feel like a warm blanket. On a cold day for a man.

>>33642979
i already did, lol, do it if you want to

>>33643008
i really doubt that

>>33643003
Huh??? I was already basically not into them anymore, i'm just saying i was so grossed out that i felt like i even had hallucinations back when i was into them but sure i'm insecure about other kinds of things sometimes

>>33642740
10 or 11? i've done a couple offline installs of iot ltsc with pirated autodesk, adobe, and office products on it and never see that message past the initial setup. this month's cumulative update also took less than ten seconds to install upon restart just now

>>33643002
>>33643005
>>33643006
>>33643007
This is some interesting stuff I've never thought about, thanks anons. It's not even like I'm trying to lose weight, I just decided one day after eating some total bullshit that I was tired of it, and decided I was going to make better choices instead of easy ones.

>>33642994
>new bern
They must've been members of the Grand Odour Party.

>>33643009
Even when you're single, it's better to have clean teeth and a chance for a man rather than unclean teeth and no chance for a man.