Thread 33649648

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I hate women.

Who the fuck is that rabegaiter, who keep trashtalking about moids and foids?
Its obviously just one troll!

>>33649648 (OP)
Girls: why the fuck would you end it with a guy, then ask to kiss him three times, suggest he stays the night and want to put a film on?

I'd had enough of the mixed signals by the end anyway, so I declined to kiss and just left.

But wtf? Manipulation? Desire? I assume the former, she wanted to have her cake and eat it too - she didn't give a fuck about me

raiden's thighs

>>33649648 (OP)
i look like jay from jay and silent bob with longer hair, am I fucked in terms of dating brahs?

>>33649662
>long beautiful golden hair
>is this a negative?
No.

>>33649662
only in some bad lighting

I’m a guy. Is it a red flag when a woman doesn’t even offer to pay on a date? Even for herself?
I started dating a woman and it’s like she just expects me to pay. I have no problem doing it on the first date, but after that I’m becoming suspicious. It’s not like I’m taking her to the ritz either so she can afford a $20 meal.
How do I broach this? She comes across as genuinely interested.

>>33649668
It's a red flag if she does offer to pay, idiot.

femanons
what would your prompt be if you asked ai to generate a picture of you

>>33649668
idk what cunt tree youre in but i never pay for the woman, its a retarded outdated practice that comes from a time when women couldnt have their own bank accounts

I love men and cats.

>>33649671
It doesn't matter. Back when we did the AI portraits ITT, they always got me wrong even when I was as detailed as possible. AI just can't make decent mixed people, and God forbid you're flat. It can only make tittymonsters or children.

>>33649668
Are you fucking her or at least getting a bj?
If not then you're just the guy who pays for meals before she fucks her unemployed FWB

>>33649675
Fuck off.

is it an ick to be creating a 1 man black metal album? I could hide it from you I suppose

>>33649678
Hello again.

>>33649679
it is to anyone but metalheads

I want to be the Naked snake to femanon's Big Momma

>>33649668
What do you mean, "offer to pay." Is she meant to say it to you? To the waiter? The waiter comes to bill you and then you either step up and pay or you don't and she pays. Is she meant to specify she's paying for her own shit before you do anything or to stop you when you try to pay?

>>33649648 (OP)
I’ll ask again. Femanons who got off birth control, what changes did you notice? Both good and bad. My wife is going to get off it after years of being on the pills(health reasons)

>>33649675
Aren't you a virgin in your 30s allegedly? How do you love men exactly, retard?

>>33649685
i've never taken that

>>33649682
I will have to find a metalgf, this will be difficult.

>>33649689
you'll find one, and even have metalsex together

>>33649691
yay

>>33649671
Well I just did it in the other thread.
‘petite asian woman in a big white T-shirt sitting at the table holding tea and nodding off. Golden brown hair in short twin braids.’
And because internet is small shaming I have to write in the anti-description ‘boobs’… every time’

>>33649648 (OP)
Men, would you rather meet a bear or a woman?

>>33649696
difficult question
*sweats*

>>33649696
The equivalent is "Would you rather tell your insecurities to a tree or a woman"

>>33649677
Yea but it feels strange still. She’s foreign and more “traditional” if that matters.
>>33649684
In America it’s the norm for a woman to at least offer by at least taking out her wallet and begin to leave it in the booklet.
I have no problem paying, but i don’t like how she seems to just expect it. This is the first woman I’ve dated who is like this.

>>33649700
The tree will be nicer, indeed. Our ancestors found comfort in the trees, not in women. Women were for beating and for carrying your children.

>>33649701
well you just said shes foreign so i think its dangerous to assume she sees the same little cultural cues you do
you might just be overthinking it desu

>>33649702
Are you from tribal Afghanistan? That’s how they view it there.

>>33649700
I wish more men heeded this, I'm sick of random men oversharing and fishing for sympathy in my DMs

>>33649696
bear is less scary

Women are evil.

>>33649703
Thanks, maybe. ChatGPT says she’s basically in line with her original culture, but she’s been in America for many years and has dated. So idk what to think.

>>33649709
what did you ask chat gpt

>>33649708
They don't choose to be, so they can't be evil.

>>33649705
Kinda based honestly, I'm not in favor of this new "muh feelings" version of masculinity

>>33649712
Same, i'd never let a man that does that beat me up

>>33649709
if a man took personal offense every time i failed to do something noone ever told me to do my bones would be dust in the wind

>>33649668
Such a shit situation to be in. Been there, and neither time did it work out well

Maybe tease her and say it's on you next time, or 'your treat' or some other light-hearted joke, or simply split the bill next time

Doesn't matter if you're fucking her, really - although I suppose if she's generous in bed that's a great sign, and maybe she just doesn't know any better when it comes to $$

me? show 0 insecurities irl and instead shout them into the void that is 4chan instead

>>33649718
imagine if that void came to form and she started sucking your cock like crazy

>>33649721
i would give anything for a disembodied void baddie to bounce on it primordial emptiness style

>>33649710
Whether it’s an expectation in her culture for men to pay at every date and women not to offer. Then I asked it to compare with American norms.
>>33649716
I get it but it’s a bit of a red flag. It makes me feel used.
>>33649717
I’m hoping it’s just cultural. Maybe I’ll bring it up after our next date. In a gentle way of course.

>>33649709
It's perfectly normal to not be OK with laying for everything when both people have money. It's retarded and you need to address it - either directly or with humour

>>33649716
Nobody taught you to not be entitled..? First date fine, the guy pays, but after 3, 4 5 dates...? The guy is gonna be down at least 100-200. And if it goes on for months... Just blatant selfishness / entitlement

>>33649704
No. It's how everyone views it. There's a reason foids are more attracted to violent men and cheaters than nice men or men that share their emotions.

>>33649721
bouncin' on it crazy style? my oh my...
>tfw no disembodied nymphvoid

>>33649726
Such an awkward thing to bring up. How do you think you'll do it?

A girl asked me about it once and I said it seems entitled to expect one person to pay every time, regardless of gender. She said "oh thanks, I'd never thought of it like that" and continued to be stingy. Some people are just selfish, hopefully the girl you're seeing isn't

archery as a hobby, ick or stick?

>>33649708
ok, and?

>>33649729
Truth

It's basic biology. Men are supposed to be providers, protectors. Confident, assertive men who give 0 fucks about others are going to a better job of that if push comes to shove

>>33649726
so is she bouncing on it or not? also if shes eastern euro its 100% a cultural thing dont even bother asking if she is

>>33649732
Good. I did archery on school

>>33649736
I used to do it in uni until I moved, struggling to find a club near me but there is one in the next town over, going to see if I can join. Got my recurve bow sitting in a cupboard with arrows, would be nice to use it.

>>33649726
NTA, but if i have to be autistic about it, the etiquette says that the person who invites should be the one paying for it but i have no idea what people do nowdays

>>33649648 (OP)
This woman has told me to cum for her.

>>33649740
well did you?

>all this talk of "bouncing on it" ITT
I feel like guys don't really like that, though? I've been told my deliberate squatting on it was better.

>>33649740
she looks weak
like she cant throw a punch

>>33649742
you're not supposed to actually bounce dummy, it just sounds funny

>>33649742
calm down Stacy, it's just an expression.

>>33649741
Yeah.
A few times even.
Cute women that have a fucking nasty side to them turn me on immensly.

>>33649743
She doesn't need to, she probably just wants to be a desired sextoy.

>>33649731
I’ll definitely bring it up. What am I gonna do? Wait a year when we’ve wasted our time?
That’s sucks man. And like I said her half of the bill is at most $20-30. She can for sure afford that weekly or even every other week.
>>33649735
No pp in vagoo yet but she’s a vacuum.
She’s Chinese.
>>33649739
Thank you.

I’ll see how it goes at the next date.

>>33649656
Sounds like guilt. If she was manipulating you it's more likely she wouldn't end things, but would avoid intimacy and string you along instead. It's inappropriate of course, but she most likely felt guilty and was trying to comfort you.

>>33649662
No.

>>33649668
Depends what you're looking for. Women raised in more traditional environments are taught to expect this kind of treatment but there's definitely women that take advantage of traditionally minded men as well. If you think it's peculiar you should bring it up sooner rather than later, just aim for curious instead of accusatory.

I just like the count orlock memes about it
>u must bounce on eet, c-c-c-crazy style
bouncing on it actually worries me because its not very controlled and pls dont break my benis :((

scooting forwards and backwards also doesn't feel good, squat is best

>>33649746
Huh.

>>33649742
It's just a saying, autism-chan.

>>33649742
It just means riding it up and down, the butt looks like it is bouncing

>>33649749
>shes a vacuum
so she be fr fr upping that social credit? then it sounds like its cultural, I can see the chinese being like that, if shes sucking then you gotta pay the price I suppose. Its only fucked if she never does anything sexual and just wants a little pay piggy.

men
would you date an autistic woman who has accumulated tons of dubious sex knowledge from online messageboards

>>33649746
>>33649747
>>33649752
>>33649753
Unanimously being called out for being stupid actually made me tear up in embarrassment.

>>33649742
>guys
Damn, you're a nasty slut. Kill yourself.

either gender, display the definition of "bouncing on it" with a recording of yourself

>>33649758
It's ok, you're still a hottie and I would creampie you unprotected, honey.

>>33649759
it's my turn to be autistic now, what was she supposed to say? "I feel like a man doesn't really like that?"

>>33649760
I saw a great "freaky fembot" scene this morning that would display it perfectly.

>>33649758
creatures like you are why atoga exists.

>>33649765
Incredibly rude, but also made me laugh.

>>33649756
NAM but as a socially retarded and hostile femcel I can guarantee that men don't give a shit about your thoughts or personality as long as you're thin and can provide pussy on tap

damn

>>33649770
huh?

>>33649771
post got sucked by the void demon

>>33649738
That’s fun. I used Hankyu, it’s small bow or half-size recurve, It was the only one I could handle. I don’t do it much anymore, maybe once or twice a year

>>33649756
Depends on the autism.
On a scale of 0 to 10, how hard do you go on peak autism days?

>>33649769
well sure but men would also fuck a clam nailed to an electric fence. more relationshippy i mean
>>33649775
im not autistic. maybe a 7? like an alcoholic who doesnt let it affect their normal daytoday

>>33649769
>hostile femcel
Does that mean that if a man tries to touch you, you end up biting his hand like a wild dog?

>>33649777
>im not autistic. maybe a 7?
A 0/10 is "not autistic".

>>33649685
I'm just going to assume you mean hormonal birth control. I imagine it varies, but I just felt relief. PMS is worse and my skin is more reactive but the cloud of apathy I was in is gone. I wouldn't go so far as to say it made me depressed but it made me moody and joyless. I actually suspect going on the pill as a teen made it harder for my body to adjust to hormones. When I came off it my periods were all over the place for years but they're completely regular now, it just took time.

>>33649773
that happens sometimes
very weird

>>33649756
A woman who puts any thought or effort into a sexual encounter is already an outlier in a good way, so even if her ideas are retarded it's a green flag.

Just had lunch with two friends and I always realize how spending time with friends is the best way to not think about the woman I loved.
Like a short relief.

>>33649761
That only marginally cheers me up.
>>33649765
Call me a creature again and I'll say something worse back.

>>33649788
What would cheer you up more?
If I called you a dumb little cutie?

>>33649788
You beastly little critter. You unsavoury organism you!! Socially undereducated CREATURE CREATURE CREATURE!!!!!

I'm starting to think that women are wearing booty shorts for "pussy throb reasons" primarily.

>>33649787
>tfw 0 friends or close family so have to depend solely on myself with 0 relief

>>33649793
honestly i wish it was socially acceptable for guys to wear skimpy clothes sometimes, it feels liberating. like track athelete wear. not really designed to be sexual, but when you pare down the unnecessary bits it invariably ends up a little sexy

>>33649794
you have us

>>33649793
>>33649794
oh no, it's retarded

>>33649796
I have got comments on my calves in my shorts...

>>33649787
imagine how much more relieving it would feel if you bounced on them

>>33649790
>little cutie
Fuck no. I don't want to feel small this morning.
>>33649791
Just wait until I get home and can do vocas. You're fucking done and it'll be worth the 3 day vacation from this place.

>>33649777
Pussy on tap = relationship

>>33649780
Yes

>>33649794
That's some socially dependent hyper extrovert speaking, the worst part about dumping my moid was everyone hassling me afterwards when I wanted to finally enjoy my alone time

>>33649791
>femanon while reading this, doing her best to keep it up

>>33649801
None of us are gay, silly cow.

>>33649802
CUWUTIE

Men, please lie to me. Tell me I'm cute and you love me

>>33649805
I generally don't lie.
Describe yourself.

>>33649805
Chad fucked and dumped you? Lol

>>33649798
thats mean, I didn't choose to be born into a dysfunctional family and have all my previous friends move away after university leaving me alone reeeeee :<
>>33649803
I haven't told my parents yet the gf of 2 years and I are no more, I cant be bothered, they never met her anyway due to distance so it doesn't really matter. Just enjoying the peace and quiet, weirdly have 0 negative feelings, only relief.

>>33649796
>like track athelete wear
Only very athletic bodies can look good in those clothes. Otherwise all they do is highlight how big the head is or draw attention to the stomach.

>>33649804
damn she has my same cadaveric skintone, i'm too used to see people with blood flowing and sun effects on them

*grabs the dick aggressively*

>>33649807
me next please

>>33649815
high five

>>33649742
Kek, imagine being so degenerate that you sart recieving sex tips, would've been expected if you said that you charge per hour though

>>33649800
slutty mancalves...mancows?

>>33649812
>cadaveric skintone
Dark hair?

>>33649819
lmao
No, my legs. I am anything but a calf.
I got really muscular calves from years of training them.

>>33649820
no, a bit darker than her and more greyish

>>33649802
>Just wait until I get home and can do vocas. You're fucking done and it'll be worth the 3 day vacation from this place.
gaslighting femanons into performing goofy maneuvers during sex so their partners have to stop from laughing too hard before correcting them

>>33649823
Interesting tone, so a very dark blonde you'd say, not brown or black?

>>33649815
why can't women be gentle with cocks? even in porn (where the performers are supposex to be sex experts or whatever) they jerk it around and bend it like there's no tomorrow, shit must hurt

>>33649269
Your God Hasan ran to Japan out of fear lmao
He's a complete bitch who ran his mouth like he was the next Taliban leader and now ran away out of fear that he would be next. Not to mention he larped as a commie after buying a multimillion dollar house and he ducked Hyde who would have fucked his face up. How do you foids support a coward like that?

>>33649828
Cocks are to be used and abused for my enjoyment, cry about it

>>33649805
why? is this exposure training so when you hear it for real it doesnt send you into a coma?

>>33649831
if you abuse it then it needs more time to recover.

>>33649815
"If you would know the true measure of a woman, give her power and observe how she exercises it." -Theodore Roosevelt

>>33649787
I totally agree
Don't see them often enough...

>>33649648 (OP)
I asked this before in another /atoga/ thread some time ago, but I'll ask again for the women posters here because it usually has interesting responses:

In a scenario where two women can get each other pregnant and it's random which one would get pregnant, how would you feel if your partner was the one to get pregnant instead of you? Angry, jealous, supportive?

And, in a separate scenario, if you slept with another woman and she got pregnant accidentaly? Would you stick around? Would you help raise the kid? what would you do? Would you be relieved you were the one that didn't get pregnant?

>>33649834
penis in vagina - me

>>33649828
you're supposed to do and enjoy both

>>33649835
Non-online I do something with them like once a month, which is probably not often enough for my own mental health...
But they got families and it's sometimes hard to organize something between the three of us. Much easier to just hop on Steam an game for two hours in the evening.

>>33649838
Alright, let's meet up, where are you from?

>>33649822
are you slutmaxxing with the calves butt lower abs chest shoulders and forearms routine

>>33649842
brazil

>>33649827
kinda like this

>>33649830
Looks>whatever you say or do
Foids love pedos and rapists too if they look good.

Did you forget?

>>33649837
fool no woman alive is going to answer this question honestly. they are abusing the shit out of that homogamous pussy, vanishing, and judging her twice as hard when she gets single mommed

How do I get a white or latino man? I'm black

>>33649849
forget what

>>33649847
are you seriously going through all of this for a man larping as a snowbunny

>>33649849
I don't remember.

>>33649837
looking at the abortion rate I'd say the odds of a woman sticking around to pay child support would be pretty fucking low

>>33649847
fake picture

>>33649852
befriend a white or latina woman and hope they have siblings

>>33649852
M
The one black woman Ive been with grabbed my dick through my swim trunks when I was drunk at a party and my libedo took care of the rest.
At the time my hair was down to the point it got in my eyes and she spent all the time we weren't smashin running her hands thru it

>>33649828
Porn is rough in general. If it's too rough it's important to say so.

Turned 25 the other day, it's over but nothing's changed so I have my whole life in front of me
Think I'll double down on pretending to be a zoomer twink instead of growing up

>>33649828
It's hard to be gentle with it when it's so fun to touch and play with

>>33649861
Not fake. It's called Chadfishing that foids fall for because they have smaller brains.
See that foid who sent thousands to some guy pretending to be Brad Pitt also, or Tinder swindler. Only now are people realizing that it wasn't a good idea to give voting rights to creatures with smaller brains.

>>33649828
Look, I can handle some rough cock handling, but be careful with the balls. My dick usually gives enough leeway so she doesn't just slam her wrist on my balls constantly when jerking me off, but it's always a worry.

>>33649866
let it go unc ur jersey in the rafters

>>33649843
Not particularly, it just kinda developed over the years with the sports I've been doing.

>>33649846
>>33649844
Too far...
But you sound hot, wishing you all the best in finding a good moid.

>>33649867
I take it you wouldn't mind being handled roughly too?

>>33649868
still fake

how does one become the type of man that will become a good father and husband? I wish to have children and a family one day, this is a large goal for me, always wanted family and belonging and never had it, its tough being completely on my own sometimes and never having had that.

>>33649871
imagine being a femcel in brazil
how does that even happen
a coma patient could get dick in brazil

>>33649868
can you go get mpregged please

>>33649826
You fucks tricked me into the glasses thing so I've never taken direct actionable advice since. I only take opinions now, not instructions. Except for that vibrator idea.

>>33649873
I wouldn't
But moids always promise rough sex and never deliver

everything i reply to... vanishes before my eyes...

>>33649847
>>33649868
ENTJ, is that you again?

>>33649880
huge atoga W. it's actually crazy that you haven't ended up on some kind of sex offenders registry, i guess college kids are just timid nowadays idk

>>33649882
like tears in the rain..

>>33649884
why are you so obsessed with ecelebs?
just kill yourself instead of being this pathetic

>>33649837
The thought of having a child without needing to expell it myself sounds wonderful. I might feel guilt at my hand in her inevitable suffering but that's all.

If I got another woman pregnant by mistake and I'm the one at fault, I would defer to her wishes in what role I should take. If I'm not the one at fault and was tricked, I would participate in the raising of the child for the child's sake.

>>33649884
Nope, and I don't like him. Every namefag you see copied me first. I've been on /adv/ since 2015.

>>33649880
oh psh, if he got spooked by a little lingual spectacle-scrubbing, you wouldnt have wanted him in your bedroom anyway.

>>33649888
>>33649890
behave like a shitter, get treated like a shitter

>>33649885
It was with a coworker. And obvs he wasn't wearing his glasses when I did it. At worst, it would've been damaging property.

>>33649662
Put this man in good clothing and give him a normal haircut and he would slay though

>>33649893
youre the shitter and you should kill yourself. we dont need people in this thread that are obsessed with namefags, kill yourself

>>33649894
i mean in general.

>>33649892
Yeh, I get the vibe he's overall boring, given he still never talks to anybody around. I'm just frustrated by the unnecessary embarrassment.

>>33649895
what if he wears normal clothing but keeps the hair? what if he doesn't want a short haircut

>>33649648 (OP)
I would give my soul to stick it once in Noras puffy pussy.

>>33649871
i'm not sure why i'm there but... well maybe we are not as far but i'm not leaving my tower for sure

>>33649867
I guess if you manage to turn it into a precum fountain then it lubricates itself but I've read that some women don't really like seeing it do that

>>33649898
Oh. Well I keep my sexual stupidity to myself. I've perfected schlicking at work, for example. I have windows marker in my schedule where literally nobody is around or needs me.

>>33649852
>I'm black
Don't be fat and aggressively pursue them, if you have left wing politics don't talk about them.

>>33649899
men love seeing women humiliate themselves

>>33649900
Not many guys can pull off the long hair look im afraid

Mernin Togies.
Slept in and was late for work.

>>33649909
weak *spits*

>>33649881
What does rough sex mean to YOU

what do I do if my head looks too big for my body?

>>33649896
can you say those magic words to me please, i'm not suicidal don't worry

>>33649914
make body bigger or wear big clothes

>>33649914
Grow bigger body
Especially neck

>>33649907
And that mortifies me. I used to think that the attention guven by men when I embarrass myself was the hottest shit ever, but it really was just the product of too much internet, not enough experience, and desperation for approval by men.

>>33649914
get swole

>>33649905
>me, sitting in my coworker's office with a straight face literally assaulted by the smell of fresh pussy as she "surreptitiously" squirms in her chair and is obviously antsy to get me to leave
>get home and my gf gets mad at me for the smell
cant win

>>33649910
jokes on you, that only turns me on. and i got a full night of sleep.

>>33649648 (OP)
Nora Fawn is such a COCK TEASE
This isnt her best photo but good god

>>33649914
stop drinking alcohol

>>33649917
>Especially neck
nta but big head and big neck with a slim body is the worst combination to have

>>33649921
That's not how it works. I wear pads and perfume. Even if I was soaked, nobody, ESPECIALLY guys, would be able to tell.

>>33649924
I almost never drink

>>33649916
>>33649917
>>33649920
I have a small clavicle it looks pathetic

>>33649919
i cant believe i missed your needy for validation era

>>33649881
Need somebody with experience then.
Or they just have a very different view on what "rough" means.

>>33649876
>get dick
What's the point, if it's not satisfying?
Grow up.

>>33649903
>i'm not sure why i'm there
Well my guess is you were born in Brazil, no?

>>33649926
appropriate reaction. i saw you use this yesterday.

>>33649932
this cadaveric anon is not from brazil haha

>>33649648 (OP)
god if only the mgs3 remake wasnt shit

>>33649934
Oh, did somebody else pretend to be you or were you just making fun of me? :(

How do i get a purple hair feminist to dominate me for being a racist wyboi?

>>33649912
Rough means rough

Is there any way to determine if a girl has a pretty pussy before you fall in love / have sex?

>>33649930
I was just one more horny, sad retard on the early internet in a sea of a million. Now I'm a slightly more self-respecting horny, sad retard in this ATOGA pond of like fifty people.

>>33649937
Oh great, we're back to poltard shitposting and killing the general, nice...

>>33649933
I will keep using it because I find it funny

>>33649937
>racist wyboi
So you would expect me to behave like a violent animal (including in bed)?

>>33649927
>"is this bitch serious", i think to my stony-faced self, waiting yet again in her office to pick up some document.
>"she really just sprayed a layer of perfume over the pussystink as if it hides it"
>"her cheeks look like she ran up two flights of stairs to get here"
>"i'm not getting paid enough to investigate this"
>as i get up to leave, you wish me a pleasant day in a tone that tells me you didnt get off this morning
>get home, my gf smells the perfume and demands to know the name and throws my dinner in the trash
astaghfirullah what have i done to deserve this

>>33649837
>how would you feel if your partner was the one to get pregnant
Guilty, relieved, apologetic, supportive
>if you slept with another woman and she got pregnant accidentaly?
I wouldn't sleep with women for non-babymaking purposes if there wasn't a reliable way to prevent pregnancy

>>33649919
The mortification is proof that you've grown since then.

>>33649923
She's so gorgeous I had to block her because I started feeling bad about my own body instead of just admiring her. Never had that happen before or since.

>>33649936
i think you were just simply talking to multiple anons

this was me
>>33649812
>>33649823
>>33649846

>>33649939
I have been invested in this research and:

On average girls with little bit of chub on lower body, seem to have more puffy, cute innies than skinny girls

But its not a hard rule

>>33649944
Fuck you. People don't actually pay attention to others closely enough to glean anything.
I DARE someone to call me out on it somehow.

>>33649947
Oh, so it was some asshole interjecting, saying you're from Brazil.
Do you happen to be the subby Euro femanon then?

>>33649939
my intuition tells me, the more genetically perfect the girl is in general, the cuter the pussy but I have zero actual data to back that up

>>33649946
Shes one of the few chicks on internet that can make me blow my load without getting naked

>>33649952
>I DARE someone to call me out on it somehow.
NTA
Even if they noticed, they would not call you out on it. Are you stupid? That'd be way too weird to do.

>>33649952
well you got me there, the average person is certainly not invested enough in their surroundings to pay the barest modicum of attention to something they werent already looking for.
on the other hand, lets be honest, even if you knew that they knew you would keep doing it anyway.

>>33649946
>The mortification is proof that you've grown since then.
Exactly. But in therapy, I've been told that I do take some things too personally, and may have been an overcorrection of my perception of others. So I'm hoping to find the middle ground where I can take some teasing within reason.

>>33649942
gd this one is even better.
kudos, my friend

I NEED to approach this slightly chubby cute redhead at my gym

Shes so sexy!

>>33649943
Yes leftists are violent animals. Punch my racist white balls and end the white race

>>33649964
Do it pussy.

>>33649953
i shall not disclose more information but even if i didn't really read the other messages i doubt they had any bad intentions?? don't hate brazilanon

>>33649964
I need motivation to want to get fit.

>>33649964
more breeding, less yapping

>>33649952
It's discourteous to your coworkers. There are people who would take real offense to the knowledge they're sharing a space with someone who has been inappropriately pawing at their genitals.

>>33649959
This. Imagine accusing someone of masturbating at work "because you can smell her pussy". Even if you're right no one would ever look at you the same way again.

>>33649959
Exactly. So I will forever feel correct that nobody could ever be aware of anything I do in private.
>>33649961
>even if you knew that they knew you would keep doing it anyway
Fuck no. You don't know me well if you think my horniness supercedes my neuroticism when it comes to legal ramifications and professional perception.

>>33649968
>i doubt they had any bad intentions??
Of course they had.
Why else would they say that? It happens all the time that some incel is upset when somebody talks to a femanon.

>>33649971
It's my office. It's discourteous that some people have a microwave in their office and heat up their disgusting leftovers and force people to suffer through meetings with them. At least my discourtesy doesn't hurt anybody since nobody knows about it, nor does it exploit them or indirectly affect their ability to safely and efficiently do their jobs.

>>33649914
Become an actor. Small body on a big head is a great asset to make yourself pop out on the big screen. Just look at George Clooney.

>>33649970
you shouldve said:
more plapping, yess yapping
its rhymes so its true, unlike your statement

>>33649965
And how would you put me in my place?

>>33649979
tie you to a chair and edge you until you cried

>>33649978
shit you're right
pretend thats what I said or I will haunt you in your sleep tonight

>>33649980
I hoped for something different...

>>33649937
feminists ironically are only ever submissives who get off on being abused

>>33649973
>"And furthermore, Anon, I would appreciate it if you kept any unsolicited aspersions on my professionalism to yourself.", she spat out icily, glaring daggers into me, as her hips buck behind the mahogany desk and spray it down with a fresh coat of lacquer.
>Upon returning home, I find a note on the table from my gf informing me she's moved back in with her parents and will be back to get the rest of her stuff later.
Alright I'm done, I hope this was at least mildly amusing for you. Have a good one, you adorable little dork.

>>33649982
i shoot my cum all over you drenching you for days
its all you have to feed on for the week

>>33649975
after my long research: i still think there was just some confusion and no bad intentions, want to fight me on this??

>>33649982
like what? a ball crushing experience?

>>33649976
Well I agree about the microwave but that's about it. Even if you owned the building it wouldn't be appropriate to masturbate at your work place. There's no reason at all why you should need to do it at work either.

If I drink the leftover coffee i left in the pot yesterday will I die?

>>33649987
>want to fight me on this??
I already offered you several times to pin you down and fuck you into absolute submission while slapping the shit out of you, until you slip into nirvana.
What more do you want me to say, babe?

forgot my hairclip at home and i am feeling so naked

>>33649991
Yes

>>33649991
nahhh

>>33649984
It was funny when I managed to convince myself that I don't smell like anything. Even jokes get that spark of worry in me, though. I'll take the dork insult, but not the rest.

>>33649959
>>33649972
Even other women couldn't do it because she's the diversity hire and could get them fired for racism for saying that a black foid is smelly.

>>33649985
Nice

>>33649993
Just tie it in a bun.

>>33649992
i'm running away and paying brazilanon to replace me

ohmygawwwd
just farted and it smelled like hot asian cuisine.

>>33650003
Bold of you to assume you can run.
>brazilanon
Men are terrible at being submissive.

>>33649990
I disagree with there being no need. I'm not in sex therapy for nothing. And I feel like, in a vacuum of it being me by myself, it's only concerning from a sanitation perspective. But I also personally maintain my own office space and take safety seriously, so that doesn't concern me.
I won't argue it's not just objectively uncouth, though. I deserve to be judged for it, and I deserve to be reprimanded the moment it even mildly offends or inconveniences someone. And I'd take responsibility for my actions if they ever caused an issue.

I love average women.

>>33650012
>shit sprinkled across her face
grim.

Quickie with JH at work during every lunch break and right after work.

>>33650006
do you really need to point out my poor heartbeat like that, well yes maybe if i get better at it i'd also lose my cadaveric tone alright
>Men are terrible at being submissive.
they'll improve when mpreg technology will come

>>33649648 (OP)
Women, why do you think it's ok to dress like this in public just because some (most likely male) concept artist designed a fictional character that way? Why would you choose to?

>>33649997
You infinitesimally minuscule mote of cuteness, I'm going to infantilize you until you respond to "Who's my good girl?" with a disgustingly sweet simpering "meeeeee~!" that makes every living feminist experience a brief heart palpitation of dread and revulsion.

Which thread in /soc/ is more adjacent to /atoga/?

I just realized that Jh had BLACKED her new bf and gf. She should introduce a BBC King to lead the relationship.

>>33649993
Why you wouldn't keep a couple spares in the car a few more in the purse vexes me

I regularly take 50 milligrams of zinc and haven't jerked off in over three months. S'all.

>>33650017
I didn't mean it like that, I meant I would tie you down. Classic rope in the bedroom, window shades down and then just go at it for days on end.
I guess you'd want to take a shower every now and then though.
But you will stay being a ghostlike lady, hon.

>>33650025
ok

>>33650015
There's no such thing as a quickie with me. I demand thorough time.
>>33650021
The fact there are people in the world who can get off to this post is proof there is no God.
>>33650023
What does this even mean?

>>33650017
>Don't worry, anon *strokes your hair* I made sure to fully charge the defibrillator so this weekend we can have all the fun we want *nibbles your ear*

>>33650011
Does your therapist know you masturbate at work? I'll conceed I don't know how ill you are so perhaps it is necessary, but masturbating at work and revealing it on 4chan is the behaviour of someone chasing a more abstract kind of sexual stimulation.
If your mental and sexual health is a concern you should be cautious of that.

>>33650023
>>33650015
how is JH?

>>33650015
She has 0 feeling in her pussy from decades of sex and masturbating.

>>33650038
What about the ass

>>33650033
He's aware of how intrusive some aspects of my sexuality are, yes. Obviously it's something I should and want to stop the habit eventually. Ideally, my relationship will give me enough of a motivation to stop without having to actively think about it.

>>33650026
i don't know how to reply i'm sorry there's a reason why i'm not doing better things with my life at this moment
>>33650030
i actually really wished i could feel a defibrillator but i tried to get over it, don't bring it up again...

Can i hang here instead of schizo ranting my paranoid ass out?
I swear i'll touch grass tomorrow

>>33650037
Fine.
>>33650038
Wrong. I'm desensitized to the way I masturbate myself for sure, though. The moment someone else does something for me that I usually do for myself, it feels crazy different.

God, I want male attention so bad, it feels so good and I'm so starved of it

Does anyone have any experience with shock collars? How are they? Is there any risk? Where do you even get them

>>33650043
rant it out where?
but sure, lay it on chat

>>33648791
>>33648782

Sabagebu

>>33650046
you're so much better than that, anon.. what would your future girlboss self think if she saw you doing this

>>33650051
I want male touch and male smell and male hands on me!

>>33650042
You don't need to be sorry, you do what you can.
My offer still stands.

Defi anon was a different anon btw.

>>33650053
no. bad femanon! bad! *squirts you with water* no! they dont respect you! and if you reward them for that, you dont respect yourself either! *squirt*

>>33650046
relatable, I need to be harvested

>>33650046
Moid hands.

>>33650047
i've never bought one for a human, but a pet one should be readily purchasable and easily fit around a human neck

Now that every woman under 35 is a lesbian and every guy under 35 is a tranny lesbian, what am I supposed to do, go fuck myself?

I'm tired of doing that.

>>33650046
You could always do what some of the others do: open a simping discord server.

>>33650063
america sounds rough

>>33650064
It's not the same on the internet

>>33650064
nta but what does even happen there, is it like a cult?

>>33650049
Yeah thats the thing, i dont want to spook my normie irl friends with my paranoia but i dont want to terrorize my online friend too with my schizo spam

>>33650069
understandable, so give it to me straight
lay all your schizoing on me
or is it more a general craving to tweak out and not specific schizo thoughts that need out?

>>33650041
There's intrusive and there's illegal. If you were to get caught the ramifications could extend beyond being fired. For your sake I hope your office has a lock.

>>33650068
it's just people posting random shit

>>33650065
Only if you need a ppace to live, food to eat and air to breath

>>33650068
Go give it a try, anon~~~

Wonder whats the JH take on BWC

>>33650077
only cucks need that

>>33650080
she takes it frequently and regularly

>>33649648 (OP)
Need Quiet (mid) gf, imagine the sex

>>33650088
boring?

>>33650086
>JH gets to do slave roleplay with TWO white people

it's not fair

>>33649696
Bear cant judge me

>>33650091
virginal moid hands

>>33649653
And no one will ever care about that

>>33650072
I think i've been terminally online lately and exposed myself to schizo conspiracy theories and i'm starting to delude myself to paranoia and so close to put on a tinfoil hat and shout at a figurative town hall about an impending doom

>>33650090
she might be a troubled woman, but she sure has it good where it counts

>>33650088
>Nora
>Mid
Huh

>>33649756
No

>>33650094
>impending doom
doom is always impending
tell me the schizo theories

>>33649875
God, I want to give that to him.

>>33650095
>he's gonna get to impregnate both girls at the same time and watch both of their bellies swell with his children

some guys just get it all too

>>33650097
No one knows what Nora actually looks like, she uses too many filters and maybe even AI too

>>33650089
She's far stronger than you, it can't be boring

>>33650097
In-game

>>33650075
Obviously. I know what's legal and what's illegal.

>>33649805
I love you, youre cute, beautiful and smart.

>>33650047
>Does anyone have any experience with shock collars?
Yes
>How are they?
They're fine. Not very painful, and not painful in a good way either.
>Is there any risk?
Not to my knowledge or experience.

>>33650086
>she takes it frequently and regularly
Based and BWC-pilled

>>33650080
I don't like the label, but I like it in practice.
>>33650086
I wish. I've had sex with him TWICE so far this year. We literally just got together recently.
>>33650090
We aren't doing that shit. At least not yet.

>>33650099
Ok, that guy in the news is the franz ferdinand of western civilization. It's all downhill from here

>>33649852
Hi

Starting to think the girl i was sending the interracial porn clips to on discord was JH

>>33650115
I had this exact thought yesterday, lol
literally "world wars have started because of assassinations"
how's that paranoid?

>>33650114
>At least not yet.

Haha, the hopium is there

>>33650068
Yeah. It is a dyke cult. Prepare for atoga to become shit again when JH or Jaclyn become jannies again.

>>33650100
its nice to know at least one woman out there wants this, the vast majority ive known do not want this but I desire it deeply, it would be so nice to have my own family, a good sized one.

>>33650117
what kind of interracial?

>>33650100
And someone elses kid

>>33650124
What does that one even mean?

>>33650125
nta but she's a single mom

>>33649981
I don't understand this. What is the crab?

>>33650117
>>33650121
I don't use discord, and haven't for years. I have one friend on there and I feel bad for not checking it frequently to say hi.
>>33650120
It'd probs be hot.

>>33650129
Crabs, as in pubic lice

>>33650111
>Not very painful, and not painful in a good way either.
are you able to explain it further for me

>>33650129
the colon tumors

>>33650130
>It'd probs be hot.
I wouldn't have said it if I disagreed

>>33650118
We're not in the 1910's anymore and the technocrats are making me paranoid that we might be lured into false sense of free speech and critical thinking

>>33650132
its electricity retard
its not a nice radiating warmth ow! pain like getting slapped
it feels like your nerves vibrating gratingly

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33650130
Nobody believes what you're saying, liar.

>>33650123
Bwc

>>33650092
It was addressed at men

>>33650138
I mean, thinking there was ever such a thing as free speech is naive
anything you say can be used against you
either you keep your controversial takes to yourself or you're prepared to deal with the consequences
are you paranoid about your uuuh online activities?

State Gender

Did you tell your latina/o friend Feliz Jueves?

>>33650139
it seems that i just need to try it to know how retarded i can be for sure

>>33650132
>are you able to explain it further for me
It feels like someone poking two fingers into your neck and then shaking their hand violently. It's not the same kind of shock you get from a taser or cattle prod, more like a stun gun or one of those prank pens.

>>33650127
And?

>>33650130
It's okay, I understand :(

>>33650152
anon just wanted to note that she's also make him take care of a kid that's not his

>>33650151
thank you for being able to explain it

>>33650135
I just don't want to have to navigate the specifics of the fetish with them. Too awkward.
>>33650143
Idc what you're saying or why, and I'm fairly certain nobody here cares either. Your obsession and spam has desensitized everyone to whatever it is you're trying to accomplish.

>>33650148
Nah, i'm paranoid of incel uprising ala handmaid's tale. But make it gen z

>>33650149
F
Yes

>>33650157
Yw

>>33650149
M
No she'd call me racist

>>33650163
ah, I see
it's a real possibility, but why be paranoid about it?
you'll just deal with it if it actually ever gets to it, not like you can do anything about it anyways

How can JH fantasize about being sex slave but also refuse to gargle her owner's cum? Those two things dont match.

>>33650155
awh hell no I aint into that, my kids, my family

>>33649993
>>33650024
I used a paperclip and worked surprisingly well. I thought I had an extra but I don't usually keep a spare or backup

Where were you on 9/11, 2001?

>>33650176
Fourth grade classroom?
I remember watching it on tv.

>>33650169
In all my personal fantasies, there are lots of cop outs as to why cum isn't involved. Freddy and Myers just aren't human so they can't cum, they just fuck as a reflection of humanity. Monsters just don't cum or there's magic that stops it. Racist slave owner doesn't want to risk the pregnancy, etc.

>>33650167
she started doing it to me so I do it back every week

it's basically a race to see who makes it first

>>33650168
I'd be devastated that my families, my partner and my friends would dispose of their identity and beliefs in seconds just to survive in a dysfunctional society. Or if they were actually pretending and is showing their true selves until the pendulum swings back.

>>33650176
First grade. They brought in the TV and showed us it happening as it happened, we didn't really get it. Then they let us go home. I played DK 64.

>>33650179
based autistic goonette behaviour

>>33650179
That last one is a bit of a stretch

>>33650176
I was in kindergarten. We were still new to the US and my dad was in the Army.

>>33650186
Not her but it's a fantasy, who cares?

>>33650176
my mom picked me up from school, shushed me when I got in the car because she was listening to the radio and just then the second plane crashed

>>33650179
Honestly, what is your issue with cum? My exes cum tasted like Zyn pouches and I was still able to deal with it.

>>33650186
really? i think its the most realistic one, having read accounts of provisions where the owner would be fined for miscegenation
so the slaveowner here would find her hangup convenient

>>33650181
>dispose
>pretending
you seem to not take into consideration that people have to adapt their behavior to context, it's pointless to not switch gears when the situation changes
why would that devastate you?

>>33650190
Her uncle is the answer lol

who is the anon that cast the spell to make all femanons cup sizes increase? my boobies are very sore and swollen today. magic is becoming too powerful.

any other femanons getting hit with this spell??

I know its only ten lbs but I am feeling so fat lately. How can I slim fast so I am pretty for my boyfriend?

>>33650200
CLIMB STAIRS

>>33649696
Woman, I don't want to marry a bear and every woman I meet is a potential wife.

>>33650163
incels talk a big game, but very few of them have the mental capacity to leave their house and take any type of action. just like how they want pussy handed to them, they want everything else handed to them, including laws that provide them with free pussy.

imagine the average incel vs the average person who grew up in a bad neighborhood, lol

>>33650194
I might be naive and uninformed, but i want to clear up my actions before performing.

I just want to make sense of what's happening before commiting to the bit, because i have the slightest clue of what's the endgame and i want it to be as justified as it can be.

>>33650200
kill urself! no man on earth can see the difference between 10lbs, you pro-ana freak. literally die.

>>33650201
honestly this, Ive been sprinting up and down my apartment blocks stairs and its a killer, do it ever other day. Managed 4.5 last time, will try for 5 sets tomorrow, or maybe 4 but faster idk

>>33650204
I have no idea what you're actually talking about
nobody knows what will or will not happen, thats the risk of committing to a bit
what bit are you even talking about?

>>33650203
His death is radicalizing his followers now. Not to mention a casual fan is swaying over and it's gonna snowball to something ugly.

I want peace btw

>>33650198
Not me but you're making me want to grope them until they spill between my fingers and it kind of hurts for you. Fuck that's hot. I can actually feel my cock jumping a bit right now as I write this. Do me a favor and give your left nipple a little pinch.

Ugh
I hate myself.
Was trying to quit porn but relapsed pretty bad this week. Such an idiot.
Only thing to do is try again, I suppose.
I know I can do better.

>>33650208
his followers were already radical, stupid. now stop baiting me into off topic posts.

>>33650203
>the average person who grew up in a bad neighborhood, lol
That doesn't necessarily make you tough and could give you PTSD. Look at Kendrick Lamar who grew up in Compton and he's still a little bitch who's scared of smoking weed.

>>33650207
I'm being nonsensical dont mind me

>>33650176
I was in first grade, home alone after school. I heard someone announce breaking news on TV so I went to have a look. I was very confused as to why some collapsed office building in a different country was reported as an active emergency I should care about.

>>33650211
why are you at war with your sexual urges?

>>33650214
The average fanboy has the unimpressive aura of never having been punched in the face. You can just tell that, in a real situation, that kind of person is running away scared or crying and waiting to press charges because he thinks the cops will actually care and not just laugh at him.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ATOGA
>hehe you’re a single mom :)
>you were raped lmao :)
>I love seeing people die xD

>>33650118
>>33650138
Jefferson Davis was a moderate democrat until he saw how the North reacted to John Brown's execution. It blurred the lines of a distinction between moderate or radical abolitionists and pushed them towards seeking secession.

>>33650200
Do you want to keep it off?

>>33650222
It's a doggy dog world. This is how the real world operates.

>>33650224
I wanna build a bubble booty and have a sexy tumtum

>>33650222
welcome to 4chan, first time here? despite the questions usually having nothing to do with our psychotic tendencies, the psychoticness does still exist

>>33650217
Because I do it too often and I'm ashamed of it.
I don't feel like I could be with anyone if I have this addiction.
I'm not against masturbation, though.

>>33650222
oh, you thought people actually are as kind and non judgmental as they act? adorable

>>33650228
why? have you been in a relationship before where it was an issue?

>>33650222
Contrarianism, it's just teens acting out and parroting opinions they read somewhere and thought were edgy

Both genders,
Whats your favourite fruit?

>>33650148
>either you keep your controversial takes to yourself or you're prepared to deal with the consequences
It's just not worth sharing. Expressing my political views isn't going to change any minds and will only polarize the people who follow me. You might call it "cucked" but there's no reason to burn bridges when people are so fragile that they think any political opposition is literal nazism

>>33650225
>>33650227
Petty snipes and jabs at people who shared intimate life info with the thread. wow such edgy boys

>>33650233
f, pineapple, strawberry, and plum

>>33650230
no, no relationship ever, but I know it'll be an issue.
aside from that, it's also a distraction. I don't want to be an addict of anything.

>>33650237
Do you like corn flakes?

>>33650233
M, kiwi or grapes.

>>33650232
But it's not just teens, you had people in their 30s telling anons to off themselves during Christmas.

>>33650233
M

P E A C H
E
A
C
H

>>33650240
Get yourself a ripe golden kiwi to scoop and a nice autumn seedless grape to freeze for snack

>>33650176
2nd grade. She was my best teacher for elementary school. Right before I got an alcoholic that let me teach a mother's day craft to the rest of the class because she passed out at her desk. 2nd grade teacher looked like ms frizzle with her hair down. 3rd looked like alex from tottaly spies in corporate attire 100%.

>>33650216
American news is world news. You hate us but you worship us.

>>33650241
The society has become highly infantilized, I know several men whose interests and world views haven't changed since they were 15

>>33650243
A P R I C O T

>>33650244
A single grape?

>>33650245
kek

My 9/11 3rd-grade teacher was my worst school teacher. She'd just bitch and moan about her relationship drama to a bunch of 8 and 9 year olds and I got sent to the principle's office for asking her why she didn't call into the relationship advice radio show my mom always listened to.

>>33650233
M
Pears, probably.

Moids, how do you pronounce this camp?

>>33650191
I have the same fantasy from the other side but I'd keep going

>>33650255
Camp Gobbledegook

>>33650255
I just call it Jeff.

>>33650255
Rename it camp freedom after its liberated by the sword of family values

>>33650255
Ouchawitz

>>33650255
https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM?t=11
Like this, but add a "two" after.

Do moids like to smell girl butts?

>>33650267
in my experience, yes

>>33650255
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/b/bd/Cy-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch_%28Welsh_pronunciation%2C_recorded_17-05-2012%29.ogg/Cy-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch_%28Welsh_pronunciation%2C_recorded_17-05-2012%29.ogg.mp3

>>33650239
not really, why? i did put strawberries in my cheerios when i was younger and ate a lot of cereal

>>33650226
First off, you need to establish your baseline. Figure out how much you eat in a daily basis by tracking your food and weight. Once established, you should do what you can to increase your Non-Exercise Activity Thermogenesis (NEAT) and how much you exercise. If you're looking to build a shelf, focus on hypertrophic exercises that really hammer the glutes. Thirdly, adjust your diet to be in a slight deficit while also increasing your protein intake, which will help build muscle as well as increase satiety.

>>33650233
>Whats your favourite fruit?
F
Elton John, or strawberries

>>33650274
Impregnating both of those characters

>>33650255
Saint Marys church in the hollow of the white hazel near the rapid whirlpool of Llantysilio of the red cave two

I need a petite blonde woman who eats ass and sucks dick

Suspected motive was trans-issues and anti-fascism

>>33650267
Id love for a pawg redhead to sit on my face after sweaty workout while shes still wearing her gymshark leggins

>>33650274
Not exercising = neet

>>33650286
>Another jewish falseflag operation like that school shooting

You cant make this shit up

>>33650286
they are literally just gonna find some guy and call it a day. now post on topic or else

>>33650295
Here’s hoping they conclude it was organized and they start arresting everybody registered as a D

>>33650290
>Not exercising = neet
Just increasing your level of movement throughout the day is actually more beneficial than regular workout sessions. That's why they recommend 10-12k steps a day.

>>33650285
I need a cute little innocent looking mousey gf who is actually a complete slut

>>33650301
This
t. Lost 8 pounds this last week just by controlling my portion sizes and taking stairs when I have the option

>>33650303
I also need a cute shy girl whos a total freak

I need a goth gf who won’t touch me because she’s a snowbunny

>>33650305
If she's not squat riding my dick till completion, I don't want her

I don't need a gf. I've made it this far without one.

>>33650286
>engraved bullets
Oh boy. More bullshit.

Anyway.

>whe she is so pale, the slaps on her butt are still visible the next day
Femanon...

Girls
do you mog or do you get mogged?

>matched with a super cute goth girl from italy
>convo is going great
this is it guys, after all this travel and falling for italian girls, I think I might make it
SHE'S GOT BANGS TOO

Why do women have juicy fuckable butts?

going to get braces so I can have a nice smile, should have done this years ago reeeeee, its ok tho I cant become any more chopped lol

>>33650319
Admit it, you would too, if you could.

>>33650314
It does not matter where you hear it from
Whether truth or lies, it gets said all the same
Whatever's on the table plays!

>>33650321
*chops you*

>>33650318
Oh no! You jinxed it.

>>33650319
so you fuck them you idiot

>>33650286
Wait.
Brain blast!
What if forensics discovers it's the same engraving as luigi? ARE WE RELEASING LUIGI?

>>33650325
thats my secret cap, I never expect it to work out so im never disappointed. It just hits the dopamine receptors knowing she said I look good

>>33650304
>Lost 8 pounds this last week just by controlling my portion sizes and taking stairs when I have the option
Good work, anon.

>>33650317
>do you mog or do you get mogged?
I mog with the face card, butt, and physique but I am still a chestlet, so I get mogged on by titty monsters.

>>33650319
>Why do women have juicy fuckable butts?
Because we are biologically designed, through millions of years of evolution, to get fucked.

>>33650321
Adult braces are a bitch to my knowledge. But at least you have control over what you eat.

>>33650332
>hits the dopamine receptors knowing she said I look good
That's nice. Happy for you.

>have better chemistry with the girl in a LDR than the girl I've gone on a couple of dates with

It's weird how comfortable I am playfully touching her, patting her head, poking her, pushing her away, and whatnot. And I like the way she hugs me. It makes me want to tell her to break up with her bf and go out with me instead.

Meanwhile the most physical I've gotten with the single girl was hit her on the head with a bag of tortillas... What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>33650334
>Because we are biologically designed, through millions of years of evolution, to get fucked
Incredibly hot

>>33650334
>but I am still a chestlet
>constantly posts aret where her self insert is a titty monster

>>33650334
>But at least you have control over what you eat.
I mean I realise its going to be uncomfy but whatever, I want to be able to actually smile, left side of the upper teeth is fine but my right side is just fucked so I refuse to show any teeth if someone is on that side, sick of it. Weirdly my bottom jaw is perfectly aligned.

>>33650342
M or F?

eggs, english muffin, pickled plum for lunch. i'm gonna have some milk tea as well.

anons, what's for lunch?

>>33650334
>I am still a chestlet, so I get mogged on by titty monsters
I'm confused. Chestlets are superior.

>>33650338
As a fellow art connoisseur, it's ridiculously hard to find small tittied pics. Too many artists obsessed with big boob.

>>33650348
artist here. big boob tittymonsters get retweets. chestlets don't. hate the game, not the player

>>33650345
M :(

braces are not cute on a 24 year old man, but necessary to be less chopped longterm

>>33650350
It's not about the retweets, it's about drawing what you love!

>>33650351
It's a good decision to go for it, since you also might get dental health issues later on without one.

>>33650354
>the neet has no concept of supply and demand, and breadwinning
Pottery.

>>33650356
Not every artist makes it their job, anon.

>>33650351
Just do it. Any woman who can't see you're giving up something temporarily for a longterm benefit isn't worth dating.

I just want a woman who's eyes light up when she sees me

>>33650347
It was already dinner time.
Three slices of leftover pizza from >>33649787 that I took home with me.
And a huge glass of vanilla yoghurt.

>>33650354
no it isn't. it's about fame and attention.

>>33650358
2bh im not really giving up anything considering my smile is fucked regardless and I cant fully express myself without feeling insecure, the food thing is meh because I eat a clean diet anyways

>>33650361
I want one who's eyes light up when I bring out the collar.

>>33650356
It's kind of adorable in a way, no?

How do I reset my IG algorithm I don't want to see asian girls anymore

anons, gender and what is your favorite part of your body?

>>33650338
S-shut up!

>>33650342
I feel that. Braces were my Christmas present as a kid because I needed them to correct my teeth growing in the wrong direction. They're a pain and everything gets stuck in them. Just make sure you're in a position to take care of them and follow all of the necessary procedures.

>>33650347
>anons, what's for lunch?
Blackened sockeye over a leafy green salad with pecans, avocado, pickled onions, mandarin slices, and blue cheese crumbles.

>>33650348
>I'm confused. Chestlets are superior.
Thank you, Exhibanon. You've always been my favorite namefag.

>>33650368
M
Hands, they’re really soft and idk why

>>33650368
M
Does my height in general count?
I like being tall.
If that doesn't count, then my dick.

>>33650368
M
I have a really nice back. Also the part where my shoulders and biceps meet is really nice

>>33650368
f, i like how jiggly everything is. my thighs, my tits, my ass, my tummy. everything has a very slight jiggle when i move the right way and im obsessed with it.

>>33650370
>Blackened sockeye over a leafy green salad with pecans, avocado, pickled onions, mandarin slices, and blue cheese crumbles.
Fucking ew.

>>33650368
Whatever atomic processes are that lead to death

>>33650379
Edgy.

>>33650374
Squish is one of the best things about women

>>33650379
try to make sense next time!

What do you think of women who yap but don't say anything substantial so you can just pretend to listen?

>>33650380
>>33650382
Fuck you. Die.

>>33650368
M, I don't have a favourite part. Most parts of my body are critical for quality of life if not life.

>>33650377
>Fucking ew.
Why?

>>33650384
I like them.

>>33650368
dick

>>33650381
yeah, i never got the obsession with skeletal thinness. granted, i am still rather thin, but i can't imagine touching someone and feeling nothing but bone would be very pleasant

>>33650377
That sounds so fucking good

>>33650368
f, i dunno. sometimes my hair is pretty? i have really nice legs.

>>33650384
I don't pretend to listen.
If I think you are saying something without saying anything, then I will steer the chat towards an end or a different topic.

>>33650385
Oh wow, somebody is in a pissy mood today.

>>33650386
so you like that they keep you alive!

>>33650336
Bump. Also fwiw the girl I jive with better is a chestlet so maybe that's where her superiority comes from.

>>33650368
M
I've gotten a lot of comments from women that my skin is really soft and they like that. I get mires from guys saying my arms are huge. So either skin or arms. I also have a shapely butt but I wouldn't consider it my favorite asset.
>>33650347
I'm going to a club meeting so whatever they're having.
>>33650370
>Blackened sockeye over a leafy green salad with pecans, avocado, pickled onions, mandarin slices, and blue cheese crumbles.
That sounds delicious. I made salmon with broccoli and sweet potato yesterday. Gonna cook some rice and asparagus to go with it tonight.

>>33650387
It sounds lile an incredibly uncomfortable combination.

>>33650391
Women who aren't underweight by a significant degree always squish a little. Ifnshes a little muscular there's also a nice firmness underneath the squish

>>33650395
they probably just need to eat something. hangry anorexic bitches run this thread

Should tik tok be abolished?

>>33650402
How is tiktok a problem lmao just close the app if you can't stop doomscrolling or uninstall it if you're a government employee

>>33650368
f
my pussy lips
gotta balance those dick answers

>>33650402
i want to say no out of contrarianism but yeah honestly it should. along with facebook, instagram, and all other data mining apps of course.

>>33650405
felt. i like my pussy too, i won't lie. o get compliments on it enough.

>>33650406
I'm a strong believer in personal freedoms but I think it needs to be more publicized what these data miners are doing so people know what they're getting themselves into instead of people just blindly hitting "I agree" to all EULAs

>>33650401
Skinny pale femanons are the queens though.
The things I have done and will do to them...

>>33650409
at this point i think people know, they just don't care. we're all from generations who've lived with high levels of consumer protections. we have no living memory of the times before the government stepped in and said "hey, you can't put rat meat in the sausage labeled pork", so everyone has this underlying assumption that we're safe and protected but... we aren't.

>>33650405
There is nothing more edible than puffy, cute pussy lips. Making them vibrate hhmmm....

>>33650408
men spend too much time measuring their dick, worrying about their dick size, on dick rating threads... to appreciate pussy kek

>>33650413
you can be skinny and pale without being anorexic, lol. most anorexics are actually fat or just one recovery away from being fat anyway because they are mentally ill and incapable of having a normal relationship to food. they are unpleasantly judgmental of themselves and others, constantly comparing weights and putting themselves in competition with other women. altogether, just not good people to be involved with.

>>33650415
I think there's a large gap between gen y and gen z though.

When Gen Y got onto the internet between 95 and 05, YouTube and other websites warned people against using their real names on the internet. Gen Z grew up being told they need to give all of their personal information to get onto the internet.

>>33650420
I specifically did not use the word "anorexic".
That being said, I've had my run-ins with them before, but so far they were ok about it.

>>33650426
but you responded to a post that referred to "hangry anorexic bitches" so the anorexia was implied, thinness was not. you conflated thinness with anorexia by choosing that post to respond to.

should i not assume that 4chan users are smart enough to remember the post they were replying to 2 posts ago

I just need a gal with a smaller waist than me

>>33650427
Do whatever you want.

>>33650421
that would be gen alpha i think. i'm a zoomer and i grew up hearing "NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR PERSONAL INFO" all the time. my parents even had me playing a game called woogi world that was all about cyber security and being safe on the internet. there was a game where a "stranger" would ask you questions and you'd have to answer correctly (not giving the info) or you would lose the game

>>33650396
I was going to say my my legs, because because being able to get up move around and walk places is a tremendous freedom that's easy to take for granted. But then, being able to pick up, manipulate and carry things with my hands and arms seems at least equally important. So naturally my next thought was my brain, because what use would any of that be without the brain to control and appreciate it. But the heart is critical for keeping the brain alive and functioning, and all the other internal organs that supports the heart in that task.
So no, I will not be picking a favourite.

>>33650433
why did they give him a sexy scar on his eye? i'm giving him my info for sure

>>33650435
idk but he actually scared the hell out of me when i was little. i looked the game back up because i remembered something way freakier looking but i guess he's mostly normal

>>33650368
f, been told my eyeshape is pretty

state gender
what are we listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBHanxWrMSM

>>33650438
Based parents

>>33650442
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wjz9L0UOhE

>>33650442
Rocket League casters.

Skinny women with whorish amounts of eye makeup have my heart

>>33650438
>pro strat: give him the addresses of kids you don't like

>>33650442
F
https://youtu.be/u57-I-XBar8

What is one technique or 'move' that a girl can do while giving a blow job that would make it unforgettable and/or (subjectively) the BEST blowie of (your) life?

>>33649648 (OP)
Women-
Is it hot or painful having cock go inside uterus?

>>33650459
I came but she still sucking

>>33650433
Mindset of each generation
Boomers: ME ME ME
Gen X: I just want to grill
Millennials: Why is everything so dumb? I hate this.
Zooms: *dances obliviously*

>>33650448
thanks anon i'm so glad you think it's intentional and it's not that i always forget i'm wearing makeup and rub my eyes a lot until i look like a panda

Which race do you think the women/men of which have the most self confidence?

>>33650459
Go as deep as you can or all the way, gag a little, look me in the eyes for a few seconds, pull back off all the way to breathe, give a smile and go back to sucking

>>33650467
Albanian

>>33650466
I love the look

>>33650466
Thin raccoon-chan...
Would you let me play with your cute cheeks?

>>33650469
vamp...

>>33650442
M
The story of a pregnant girl running away from home is a reflection of how I feel right now, lol
https://youtu.be/Kj-Q9Av3Shk

>>33650477
home is where the heart is?

>>33650461
Really need an answer for this...

>>33650477
You:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zOkOK8afLHI

Why is every femanon bi?

I'm releasing a virus that will make all penises bigger

Women should live in fear

>>33650477
nta, but i know this band
well, at least i know their song archie marry me

>>33650492
Legend

>>33650492
>>33650492
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA OH MY GOD THAT'S SO GOOD I HAVE TO SEND THIS TO MY SISTER

i'd totally send you my address stranger-kun... *fucking like cherry blossoms fill the screen*

>>33650488
Don't.
My femanon told me my size is perfect....

>>33650488
How much bigger?

>>33650497
i put the scar on the other eye because i didn't want to see the monstrosity of the flipped version of the image, lol

>>33650485
>Why is every femanon bi?
Have you seen women?

>>33650488
o-oh no-!

t. a size queen

>>33650488
Oh no, anything but that! What am I gonna do in a world full of fat cocks?

>>33650485
New trend. Like when they pretended to be gamers 10 years ago, now they hopped on the mental illness trend of pretending to be bi and they all have anxiety/depression lol

>>33650485
if i'm being real it's because i've never had any close female friends and dating seems easier to achieve than genuine intimate friendship these days (i say having done neither)

>>33650511
awkward, i ate pussy and enjoyed it for a trend

Is 5.7 inches circumference on a cock good enough?

https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-cervix-penetration
>The term is technically incorrect — it’s not possible for a penis, finger, or similarly sized object to penetrate the cervix.

State sex
Were you aware of this?

>>33650513
this is so cute. reminds me of my moid when he gets all cuddly.

I need to hold a woman upside down and eat her out till she cums

>>33650504
Then why aren't you just lesbians?

men how hot are the women you jerk off to, on a scale from 1 to 10

>>33650519
literally no one was claiming it was penetrating the cervix, lol. you guys just bump into it sometimes. well maybe not YOU specifically

>>33650519
M, yes
This is common sense, the cervix is a very small opening usualy only open during childbirth

>>33650524
Probably a 6-8. I have a type

>>33650522
have you felt good dick? that's why i'm bi. i can't choose. they are both good.

>>33650511
Girls being bi is not a new trend.

>>33650527
>I have a type
spill, anon

>>33650524
Maybe like a 6-7/10. I jerked off to a fat woman today.

>>33650524
As close to 10 as I can find.

>>33650524
When I masturbate, shortly before cumming, mind nearly always wanders to women I've dated or sexted with.
And those were 10s for me.
But I also sometimes just have sexy ASMRs on, so there is no visual aspect. In that case my mind immediately wanders to an ex or woman I have dated. Which, again, are all 10s for me.

>>33649648 (OP)
Femanons, would you sell a desiliter of your squirt for 100 USD if you could do it anonymously?

>>33650531
Petite women, skinny women, and cute mousey types, kinda limits just how "hot" They are but I like them a lot

>>33650531
Nta
Every guy has one or at least their top type.

>>33650522
>>33650528
This. Sometimes the pipe game is just too strong. Keeps pulling me back in.

>>33650544
>desiliter
*deciliter

>>33650535
How fat?

Foids, you get a sudden craving for delicious meatballs.
You run into your moid- your hubby, crush, bf, w/e- and he smells like a delicious meatball
What do you do?

>>33650544
>desiliter
Which kind of ESL are you?

>>33650552
Gawk gawk 9000

Both genders
What would your OF be like?

>>33650559
M
ASMR and smut.
I am great at both of them.

>>33650142
Atoga

>>33650149
M
I almost did this an embarrassed myself

>>33650559
>What would your OF be like?
Very artistic and cinematographic, just to not give off the vibe that I'm a complete whore.

>>33650551
She's not obese, but not too skinny.

>>33650524
AI/10

>>33650548
>>33650528
I thought men were bad at sex

You sicken me

>>33650548
Fucking a chick so good her mood improves is a peak feeling

>>33650552
Something superstitious

>>33650577
>having a shit day
>bf gets it in his head to "cheer me up" like he saw in some porno
>can't turn him down or else he'll mope about his great efforts going unappreciated and i'll have to comfort him
>have to fake an orgasm AND have to act happy afterward
Stop giving me r*lationship PTSD

men
did your experiences with women go well this week

>tfw you crack open a white monster after work
Yup. Probably my last energy drink for a while.
I wonder if that londo monster anon ever got to try it

>>33650584
Yes, didn’t respond to a girl reaching out, and maybe unnerved the beautiful girl at my local shop

>>33650584
I have had 0 experiences with women this week.

>>33650584
It was ok, they are trying to get close but I am too slippery

>>33650583
>me on the phone with my dumbass friend: yeah you know how these females get, you gotta lay the dick down so they dont go crazy haha
>you: *overwhelmed, working on something important*
>me: whens dinner babe?
you really lucked out landing me

>>33650584
Met somebody interesting, but too much blue balling.

>>33650588
doesnt sound like it went well..
>>33650589
why not?
>>33650590
the person you are looking for is away
>>33650593
what made them interesting?

>>33649675
Ty

>>33650596
Ye, she is pretty far away

>>33649742
I like when she grinds on it

>>33650584
Yeah, though that only includes my therapist right now, been too busy for games with girls.

>>33650588
I think I unnerve like 9 people a day. I'm learning to get over it, little by little. They can't make me disappear.

>>33650584
Yes, she neglected to destroy me in Smash Bros this week because everyone is busy playing Silksong. I'm safe, for now.

>>33649758
You're cute

>>33650548
It's been too long since I've fucked a woman...

>>33650602
When are you getting a job?

>>33650596
It went well for me. I’m way too damaged to date.

>>33650596
>why not?
I haven't pursued any women, so I don't have any women to talk to. And I don't count talking with my co workers.

>>33650605
Why would I need a job when I live in your mind rent free?

>>33650596
>what made them interesting?
How she talks about herself. Like she has a veil of mystery around herself and I wonder what she'd be like talking to IRL.
And also the fetishes.

>>33650584
No

>>33650559
F
The name "[my name's] Flower Show" just came in my mind (I'm ESL though lol) and my vids would be styled like an old school, burlesque, can-can type of vibe, I would wear lacey lingeree and outfits like that, do lots of different type of stuff, for instance those jump or spin or whatever= clothes magically disappear vids sounds really fun

>>33650601
at least your session went well!
>>33650602
i hope you get falcon punched in the balls
>>33650606
there is always someone more damaged who would be grateful for you..
>>33650607
do you want to talk to them?
>>33650610
maybe shes just shy

depressed and exhausted men who aren't in the mood for sex make me so horny

I'm sorry for being so mean but we should definitely never talk again.

>>33650584
Women keep calling me cute lately.

>>33650485
Not me

>>33649648 (OP)
I wish I was brave enough to ask cute cosplayers for a pic.

>>33650613
>i hope you get falcon punched in the balls
How did you know that? Are you in my walls?

>>33650614
Go away.

>>33650614
That should be pretty easy to find

>>33650615
I want your number, babe.

>>33650613
>i hope you get falcon punched in the balls
lmao he would probably enjoy it.

>maybe shes just shy
As I've said before, I don't give up easily.
I can be very eager and goal-oriented when I want something.

>>33650614
what if youre lying in bed next to him stroking his penis but hes so depressed it doesnt even get hard..and he apologizes..
>>33650616
you sound cute!
>>33650620
know what? its my hope. and no, im not a cockroach so im not in your walls either. i hope your girl friend picks ganondorf and does the electricity move on you irl

>>33650614
hello

>>33650613
>do you want to talk to them?
Sure, I just never have anything to say. I don't know how to make conversation with friends or at work, let alone chatting up women

Modern foids are literally demon possessed to celebrate the deaths of 2 family men.

>>33650635
Who was the 2nd one?

>>33650635
>2
who's the other one

Women, what have (You) done to celebrate the death of Charlie Kirk?