Thread 33649911

Im gonna cut the palm of my hand with a sharp knife, I want to make it look like an accident that I just fell and hurt myself on glass by mistake during my way back to home, i dont want my parents to know, im not sure if hiding the knife in my backpack is good enough, any recommendations?

>>33649911 (OP)
Have you just considered not doing that you fucking imbecile

I just want to skip my sport training, if i pretend to be sick they will know im lying

>>33649911 (OP)
There is no way you are 18 because this is stupid on so many levels.
1.) Carrying a knife to school can get you in serious trouble.
2.) You might actually cut too deep, and then you have to go to the doctor and they think you are trying to hurt yourself.
If you just want to skip practice, why don't you just hide somewhere and not go?
Or you can forge a note from your parents if they take a roll call.
Or use some eye drops that turn your eyes red and say you have pinkeye. (Nobody is going to question pinkeye at a school because it is so contagious)

u will feel better if you don't skip and go fucking exercise than if you injure your palm

one of the most annoying places to heal

nobody likes a malingerer train your willpower

>>33649911 (OP)
You do know doctors can tell which is a self inflicted wound and which isn't, right? It's kind of their thing. You might cut too deep or worse cut an artery.

>>33650096
Hiding somewhere would make them angry and i dont want to heard their yelling
I cant make a forge note because they will find out
Using eye drops that turn my eyes red might make them think i was crying and i might end in therapy again

You gave me a better idea, my school allows knifes only when you bring food, so im gonna ask if i can bring a knife with me, no one will be suspicious because im one of the best students in my class, and i probably wont be going to the doctor because my mom is a nurse

>>33650137
I dont care about the exercise but the people here is what tress me out, seeing people of my age talk to each other while im just there lonely

>>33649911 (OP)
Just go to sports training. What if your hand gets infected before it heals and you lose your hand. Don’t be so stupid. They will figure out you lied eventually anyway. Most glass is tempered and breaks into tiny pieces, so I cut on the hand wouldn’t even make sense.

>>33650339
There ways to avoid getting infected, soap or gel alcohol and besides i will cut it close to my house, the real problem is what you said is the glass breaking into pieces, i didnt even think about it

>>33649911 (OP)
don't eat lunch then pretend to have sprained your ankle

i might be doing this Tomorrow or the following Monday, if you wanted to know

>>33650655
I once got my foot sprained, my dad made me go anyway, Besides a cut can give me more than one day of break