Thread 33652062

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rules: play nice and have fun!

Anime is so cute.

>>33652062 (OP)
I am tired and sweaty and sleep deprived, it is been a good day

>>33652062 (OP)
>play nice and have fun!
No.

Girls:
What jobs would you find good for a guy?
What jobs would you consider complete turn offs?
Does what a job is even matter?

Women why do you hate gamers?

>>33652074
i dont think his job really matters to me as long as he isn't hurting someone or his hours aren't insane

>>33652074
turn-ons:
medical doctor, carpenter
turn-offs:
anything to do with finance
Yes it matters what a job is

>>33652081
What hours would you consider insane?

Got my hand ob my penis, whats up?

>>33652078
Bfs paying more attention to their stupid games than me makes me mad.

>>33652083
>anything to do with finance
whys that a bad thing?
>tfw working in banking

>>33652078
because gaming is typically a huge time sink and men don't realize it. You see gamers bitching about how people don't see issues watching tv or movies, etc. and then fail to realize that people watch like, a few hours of TV a week, not 20-40 hours of autistic dailies.

>>33652082
I've met several women that would love this actually, they specifically like male deodorant and want to lick it

women when was the list time you genuinely screamed and what caused it?

>>33652088
Nta
Cute, I'd want you to join tho

>>33652092
>use just a very light spray of Burberry before seeing my gf
>loves it and always nuzzles at my neck when we have sex
I'll also note that cologne is completely fine, you just spray it twice into the air and walk through it, don't just spray it on yourself directly or else you'll smell like an Indian that works in an office.

>>33652088
>>33652090
cringe

>>33652082
this is the only right way

Femanons, what's it like fucking another woman?

>>33652094
My now ex-boyfriend tried to rub his penis on my face while I was sleeping.

>>33652084
like night shift or like megalong hours or whatever.

>>33652104
weird

>>33652104
I'm proud of you for leaving him, good job.

>>33652106
Nta
>like night shift
My people are oppressed

Is she gone, is it safe to talk now?

>>33652111
i mean if you sleep through the day and i sleep through the night, when do we meet? i'm just saying. it's something i'd definitely take into consideration bc it sounds awful

>>33652112
who are you hiding from?

>>33652116
Swiss

>>33652116
The froggy squasher.

Why do non-benzo sleepy time pills like hydroxyzine and melatonin suck so much compared to the good stuff like Ativan and Xanax?

>>33652115
Don't you work during the day? If we both have 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep that's still 8 hours together

*cuts off anon's tongue and takes a ship to throw it into the atlantic ocean*

>>33652119
From a has-been namefag? Seriously?

>>33652116
JH

>>33652125
that one is dangerous

Why do only fags wear flip flops? I've never seen a straight man wear that kind of bare feet-exposing shoe.

>>33652122
i mean im an unemployed loser but thats a good point i kind of thought you would sleep through... *all* day.

>>33652116
Black latina

>>33651869

Women, what do you think of the male responses last thread to the question of age gaps in dating?

>>33652125
>>33652126
JH is a sweetheart.

>>33652078
>pic related
Absolutely based response

>>33652127
this is incredibly regionally dependent, everyone wears them here

>>33652062 (OP)
Will a girl in my class grab coffee with me if I'm middlingly attractive? What do some of you girls like us fellas to ask you about.--It's not as though I'm not genuinely interested. But I know some incisive (not small-talk) inquiry is preferable to a good 'line.' And of course pickup lines are indeed charming, in the way dumb jokes can be,--but 'scripted' is still a poor notion. Whereas curiousity is something I can do in earnest.
And put this way, in what way that you as a girl are vain, and desiring of an opportunity to flaunt it: how would I then initiate this--I would say--colourful exchange?
X

>>33652116
cat poster from GIOYC

>>33652128
NTA but when I worked nights, I never slept in past 11 am. 3-11 were my normal sleep hours.

>>33652130
i didn't read them and i dont care. all that matters is whether i would date someone or not

>>33652136
Wow, so everyone where you live is a slut with their feet.

>>33652131
Yea but she ruined her life with the deviant sexual behavior

>>33652145
She's just trying to find her way through life like the rest of us, and I hope she finds her everlasting happiness.

>>33652127
No wonder so many guys advocate socks and sandals. It's not gay if you're wearing socks

>>33652145
idk about that, she still stumbled into a unicorn poly relationship despite all of it

>found a girl that loves cum
>in the same night she tries to get me to cum in her, on her pussy, on her tits and on her face
>also after i cum, she kisses the head of my dick and gets the last little drop out
I have discovered true happiness

>>33652150
Disgusting

>>33652144
i do think about how foot dudes are probably in paradise here

>>33652127
everyone where I live wears flip flops

>>33652150
ok unrelated but when you are cumming can i actually suck on it like a straw to literally SUCK the cum out or is SUCKING metaphorical and i'm just kinda mouth cradling it? i've always wondered

>>33652145
How so? She's pretty normal, the only true deviant on here was Girl Who Breaks The Rules and what she did to her dog. Unless JH has done something new and disgusting in the last year, she's not that deviant imo.

I hate women.

>>33652155
That means everyone where you live must be down to fuck all the time.

>>33652131
she is ok

>>33652131
>JH is a sweetheart.
Lol, she doesn't even want to be. She want's to be seen as abrasive.

>>33652128
Only on lazy days and you would be welcome to join me
But no I sleep like a normal person just in daytime
>>33652142
Where I work we don't get off til after sun up but I still only sleep 8 hours, I'm up in time for most 9-5 jobs

>>33652156
It seems like most girls sort of don't suck and just tighten their lips around it rather than really sucking. Maybe actually sucking all the time is really difficult, so it makes sense I guess.

>>33652130
anyone who replied to at least 20+ is good enough and knows he's respectable
any 30+ year old who replied -20 is a creep and thinks he's cool

>>33652094
Haunted mansion ride at a fair where one of the animatronic skeletons groped my tits and said it wanted to fuck me in a pre-recorded voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqUr7ZtLpz4&list=RDTHMvyeHQKvM

>>33652161
And? I'd still give her a big hug.

So femanons, I probably like this girl, haven't told her, but it seems kind of obvious. Thing is that she's going trough an hard time, and i figured even if I do say it, it would be better if she manages to pick herself up from the ground first. So, if the subject came up, what would be the best way to handle it? Just be honest and tell her what I just said? Or should I deflect the issue somehow?

>>33652161
She's too impatient for that. She has the personality of a school guidance counselor.

I offer you a peace treaty frog poster. What are your terms?

>>33652156
Nta but its not so much like a straw as it is a tube of toothpaste, at least after I coom

>>33652163
i suck on my tongue literally all day for some reason, so i hope it would actually feel good but i worry it would feel like getting a hickey and hurt eventually. but i could hypothetically suck on something for hours.

What horror themed and gothic themed things are you doing for this Spooky Season?

>>33652148
women can't have anything

>>33652173
You must make sweet love to my penis with your choice of hand, tongue, or vajagoogoo.

>>33652176
I might pay a visit to Spirit and look at the masks
Also might dress my dolls in their halloween outfits

>>33652175
nta but suction is *the* essential part of a good bj. It's night and day.

>>33652175
There are bursts of strong sucking and it feels really good, and you honestly can't hurt it by doing that.

>>33652180
I'm stoked about all the available toy swords they have on display. I kind of want to get the Elvish LOTR-looking one they have.

>>33652182
oh, good. would it feel good to like just use suction or is friction super important too? the friction part seems kind of uncomfortable but the sucking part seems soothing

>>33652173
Tell swiss to OFF herself

>>33652176
Go to work, get lost in hay maze, maybe try to make pumpkin desserts and burn the apartment down, the usual.
What about you anon? Got any horror movie picks? Disclaimer: all horror movie picks won’t be watched until October 1.

>>33652183
Do they have good swords? Most the props I look at there are super cheap looking

>>33652182
I've gotten cock treatment from lonely old gaysexual men that are more like cock grooming or tongue-washing my cock than a good deep throat. It's pleasant but not quite the eye-popping orgasmic experience one might hope for.

>>33652189
Nta
>all horror movie picks won’t be watched until October 1.
Why not? Its already October eve, you're missing out on spookiness

>>33652176
One time a 12 year old girl I knew asked me "What are you doing for Halloween, nothing?" And I think about it every year while I'm sitting at home doing nothing.

>>33652190
>Do they have good swords?
Well you probably wouldn't be able to properly defend yourself in battle with them, so that's a negative.

>>33652179
Let me check with my lady part doctor first.
>>33652188
Is Swiss a new poster in atoga? Work has me missing the updates.

I’m advocating for thread crush thursday

>>33652195
Well sure but I meant like the paint job

>>33652175
I want you to be my girlfriend

>>33652187
Depends on what you mean by friction. I think for sex for example, there needs to be some friction, as being to wet just means you slide and can't really feel as much. Overall I think the suction is the best feeling part, just get your lips tight and go for it with everything you can.

>>33652196
Nta
>Let me check with my lady part doctor first
Don't you mean the veterinarian?

>>33652168
>And? I'd still give her a big hug.
You're unintentionally insulting her like a retard.

>>33652189
I am happy to watch horror movies at any time of year.

I might rewatch some of my favorites, a Panos Cosmatos double feature of Beyond the Black Rainbow and Mandy. I like his psychedelic approach to horror where there scary shit comes from misguided seekers searching for enlightenment who've joined a cult. That theme always appealed to me.

>>33652187
Nta and I've never had a blowjob, but I think if a girl derived joy from having my penis in her mouth, she can do it however she wants.

>>33652192
Right now I’m adapting to allergies so the viewing experience would be plagued by intermittent sniffles and finding more meds.

>>33652203
Nah.

>>33652202
I’m not going back you can’t make me

>>33652173
The cat has come to nip this in the bud, I see...

>>33652159
probably true

do women actually like talking over text messages?

>>33652172
true, lmao

>>33652205
do you think a lot of guys feel that way? i've always sort of expected guys to have pretty rigid sexual preferences.

>>33652206
I am willing to make these sacrifices but we can do other spooky things but I'm not sure what wouldn't trigger allergies if movies still do it
>>33652209
You need your next round of shots you're overdue

>>33652216
I basically agree with him

>>33652214
Women don't just like talking over text messages. They like talking over you and interrupting you mid-sentence, acting like their ideas are more important than yours. I hate it.

>>33652201
friction is the in and out part like thrusting. all the videos ive seen are super rough about the in and out.

*BRINGS . PICKLES . AND . CUT . VEGETABLES . (ONION , BELL PEPPER , LETTUCE) . FOR . MOID . TO . EAT . ALONGSIDE . HIS . DINNER . SO . HE . DOESN'T . END . UP . WITH . DISGUSTING. SAUSAGE . FINGERS*

>>33652202
Anon is a trans druggie, ignore please.

>>33652214
i like saving our conversations. when i am lonely sometimes i go read back old conversations. also i like texting because i can say the first thing that comes to mind and have enough time to go oh that's stupid nevermind and say something less awkward

>>33652216
I'm not really sure, I don't talk to other guys about sex. But for me, I think just the emotional thing of a girl looking up at me with my penis in her mouth, and her getting pleasure from this, would be the best part. Even if all she wants to do is lick it like a popsicle and not even put it in her mouth, I think I'd be very happy.

>>33652222
I have too many vegetables already anon. I know I'm trying to lose weight and all but it's looking like my only dinner option is a grilled cheese (maybe with salsa?) with steamed vegetables.

>>33652221
Oh like that. Maybe it's a preference thing, but I'm not into it being a super rough in and out, I prefer it being slower with strong suction.

Women what do you think of the current epidemic of children that actually cant fucking read?

>>33652223
No, it's nice talking with anons regardless

>>33652223
None of that is something to count against someone, as long as they are at least either entertaining to be around or at least marginally coherent.

>>33652221
I think that's just a porn thing. And I think most girls would throw up doing it like that. They probably throw up while filming porn but they just edit it out usually.

>>33652230
Anon is a bad person.

>>33652233
So women's response to blowjobs is like most westerners' experience of trying to eat Balut?

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33652232
That person is not coherent at all, that person is evil.

>>33652229
There needs to be a real life Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

>>33652227
>but it's looking like my only dinner option is a grilled cheese (maybe with salsa?) with steamed vegetables.
Okay, now I'm sad. Why is this your only option, and more importantly why steamed?

>>33652222
whats her cup size though

Could we get *1* question for men??

Have you ever paid for a penis massage?

>>33652216
Most men are retarded degenerates who think with their dicks

>>33652229
feelsbadman
i was reading far above all my peers as a wee child and all i did was watch tv with subtitles on and play video games with an occasional book.

>>33652226
i dont really know what to say now because i'm too busy thinking my own thoughts but this is awesome

men
do boobjobs really feel that good or is your mind doing most of the work

>>33652247
I wouldn't know. I've never had a boobjob.

>>33652243
Give me the money and I'll send you the vid from the asian place.

>>33652247
Some men are just that pornsick and try to recreate whatever they saw in real life.

>>33652245
>>33652229
I used to feel violent and like I wanted to punch someone when I found out they were illiterate or couldn't read.

I think on some gut level it felt like a personal offense against me when a person was illiterate.

>>33652241
Idk
I think C

>>33652247
virgin here, but i imagine its the latter. I dont think it would feel much different from a thighjob for instance

>>33652247
Mind

>>33652247
>>33652248
This.

>>33652074
>What jobs would you find good for a guy?
Whatever he enjoys doing
>What jobs would you consider complete turn offs?
Cop
>Does what a job is even matter?
I don't care if he does or not. I'm perfectly happy being the breadwinner and making him financially dependent on me.

>>33652094
>women when was the list time you genuinely screamed and what caused it?
Max Holloway knocking out Justin Gaethje. I chimped out a little.

>>33652103
>Femanons, what's it like fucking another woman?
"PRETTY DAMN GOOD, LADS!" -Vinnie Jones

>>33652242
>Could we get *1* question for men??
Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?

>>33652247
not sure but I still really want one.

>>33652247
It's not as good as piv, but it still feels amazing. Have you ever given one?

>>33652250
what about the pornsick women

>>33652257
>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
When watching my comfort show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZaWQrd0zc4

>>33652247
Never had one

>>33652257
>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
Unhealthy coping mechanisms.

>>33652247
Also a virgin
I've always figured they would be like a step above handjobs, I mean it's soft skin but still just skin right?

>>33652236
I love that pidgin shit.

>>33652131
>>33652145
I disagree with both of these assumptions.

>>33652257
>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
In my lord and savior Jesus Christ.

>>33652269
Sorry.

>>33652257
>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
Where ever my cats are

>>33652271
I'm a bittersweetheart at most.

>>33652257
>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
Uniroically spooning my gf from behind. One hand on her breast, other arm with her head on it and my dick nestled between her buttcheeks (unfathomably comfy and I don't know why).

>>33652274
nta, but kek

>>33652257
>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
My memories.

>>33652268
Here's a great one.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-58513310

>>33652257
>Men, where do you personally find comfort and peace?
Christianity, my family, my pets.

>>33652246
My penis appears to be very small when it is flaccid but it's a nice size when hard, so I sort of think it would be fun for a girl to unzip my pants while I'm flaccid and put it in her mouth, and then have it grow to full size while it's in her mouth. I don't know if that's weird. Just an idea I had once.

>>33652261
NTA. They're into choking and ddlg

>>33652279
i've heard multiple girls enjoy stuff like this, including me

>>33652279
not weird!!! that's very very good

>>33652274
I've not had a bitter interaction with you yet.

>>33652282
not every woman is into ddlg, i'm choking you right now

>>33652279
i'm not following enough but i am into the idea of it too, but if i had someone i wouldn't know how to bring it up

Women
Thoughts on a guy that cradles his cat and lets her knead his face because she feels comfy

Either gender
Could you date somebody who cries easily?

>>33652283
>>33652290
That's good. Some people wish they were showers, but this way I think I could actually make use of the fact that it's a grower.

>>33652293
I understand it being awkward to bring up because it could potentially be a little embarrassing to be seen in the totally flaccid state. I kind of think a lot of girls don't realize how tiny a penis can appear to be when a man isn't aroused.

>>33652261
They're mostly whores into degradation

>>33652296
Male
Yeah, I can kinda relate

>>33652297
>I kind of think a lot of girls don't realize how tiny a penis can appear to be when a man isn't aroused.
THIS. I'm a grower too anon, and I can go from an inch to nearly seven when I get turned on.

>>33652296
M
Yes, if she accepts her crying easily is that and not that Im the bad guy because she cried

I miss the clear head and mindful masculinity that was so easy to have while I was out at sea working as a sailor. If it was possible to get back to that, but with a different means to sustain myself, and with the company of a nice foid, I would be truly happy. Would there ever be a foid who would want to live like that? I just must be out of my mind.

>>33652298
define "whores" in that case

>>33652294
my kitty has grown up sleeping on my chest and making biscuits on my boobs so i totally get it. i think you'd get weird looks from non-pet-owners

>>33652268
>I love that pidgin shit.
Me when I speak Français Québécois

>>33652296
F yeah as long as he's okay with me being awkward about it. I don't know how to console people other than just sitting there and patting their back

>>33652297
>a lot of girls don't realize how tiny a penis can appear to be when a man isn't aroused
actually.... i don't think i've ever seen a flaccid penis? other than maybe my dad's when i was a kid?

>>33652308
Cats really train us well don't they

Why is it I can get with a model-tier (literally one of them was miss x country) girls randomly once a year and then all my other attempts at dates/sex are fucked into oblivion with regular/mid bitches? Am I a hottiecel?

men
how should a girl who is interested in your flaccid state approach this subject

>>33652315
he has specific meows for "i want you to turn on the faucet so i can play in the water" and "i'm hungry" and "pet me noww!!!!"

it's crazy how much he conditions me to listen to him

>>33652294
Cute, would date, etc. I love my cats

>>33652319
Frankly. "Hey I'm interested in your flaccid penis. Can I take a look?"

>>33652316
You have no idea how profoundly your words resonated with me, brother.

>>33652319
A handwritten letter on her custom letterhead stationary

>>33652302
Sometimes in certain temperatures, like getting out of the shower sometimes, it'll literally be shrunken like an accordion.

>>33652314
Yeah this is the part that would make it a little awkward. When it's flaccid, it literally looks like a baby's dick. I think it's pretty cool the way it can grow so massively. I think you'd think it's cool too, but it might be a shock to see it the first time, because you never see flaccid dicks in porn and I think you might be taken aback.

>>33652319
Directly and being clear about your intentions.

>>33652323
wouldn't that make it erect

>>33652294
Isn’t it painful?

>>33652329
You looking at it? Maybe, probably not. There are ways to counteract that.

Is crazy how many different shapes women come in

>>33652313

Basic empathy is a lost art?

>>33652325
Unfortunately I have a feeling that hot women are potentially the easiest kind of girl, in a way. Most guys will be too afraid to approach them, but we do and maybe since we don't look like the typical chad, they lower their defenses and let us in?

Although I dont think I'm a chad, my last short term gf was very beautiful and thought I was a chad, so I really don't fucking know. I'm at a loss.

Women,
How should a guy who is interested in your makeupless state approach this subject?

>>33652334
>Is crazy how many different shapes women come in
Lol, that's true. We have like two by comparison.

>>33652319
Make him cum beforehand so he won't be able to un-flacid on you.

>>33652340
can you rephrase this like a human being

>>33652321
Mine is the same except instead of the faucet it's "pick me up and cradle me while you're in the kitchen"
Specifically the kitchen, idk why
>>33652322
Based, we love cats in this house
>>33652332
A little but if I position her paws right my beard will take the brunt of the claws

>>33652337
I'm just extremely autistic

>>33652340
doesn't that come normally when you are in a relationship lmao

>>33652344
because he doesn't like the feeling of the floor in that room. i hate walking on the floor in my kitchen too, it makes me nauseous, i walk on my tip toes and sometimes even that is too much and i have to sprint upstairs to cleanse my feet on the carpet and get slippers or socks to protect me

>>33652344
Oops, I may have accidentally taken a chunk out.

>>33652346
awkward Grills can be endearing.

My gf doesn't believe me that she is gorgeous.
What do?

>>33652349
Doesn't a flaccid penis come normally when you're in a relationship too?

>>33652355
Find out what's making her insecure.
Seems like basic compliments aren't doing it.

She is boring, see you later atoga. Hope she is gone by then.

>>33652356
never had it, but i think that if anyone has an interest into it and wants to feel it, it would also not be flaccid anymore
and in general i wouldn't know how to ask any sexual related thing

>>33652292
That's surprising.

>>33652319
why are u ghey?

>>33652358
Ok I know what makes her insecure but I try to reassure her that I like all her features.

>>33652359
what

>>33652355
Be happy shoe doesn't think she's gorgeous. Don't compliment her too much or she'll leave you for someone else.

>>33652350
I don't think that's it because she lays on the tile floor of the entryway all the time, and lays in there when other people are in there. Its just me specifically she wants to cradle her
>>33652351
That's alright, it'll grow back

>>33652364
Maybe it isn't you.
Maybe it was someone else that said something to make her feel that way. Like an Ex or former BBF, etc.

>>33652354
I sure hope so..

I do try to be helpful and I'm a good listener I just have no social skills and don't know how to interact with people. I'm working on that tho

>>33652325
>>33652316
Something similar happened to me once despite being a KHHV. Sometimes I wonder if she was only joking, but I suppose I'll never know.

>>33652319
In my case, make him feel you don't believe any other dick exists. Im insecure about mine so I try for her to only see it erect

>>33652370
Yes I think you're right

>>33652319
ultimate expression of love btw

If a girl wanted to watch my penis grow, I think it would be fun for her to try out some dirty talk and see what makes it pulse particularly strong.

>>33652338
I was just talking about this yesterday with my brother, how all of my success with women has come from online, but the well has run completely dry. I’ve approached women before, so I know I can, but I need to get over my insecurities and reality try to make connections with people who I find attractive or interesting.

New thread lore found on soc

>>33652365
I think that's Julian talking about Swiss again

>>33652374
It may just be "words", but some things that are said can be taken to heart, and definitely by certain people.
I mean, she is still dating you, right? So, you can't be the problem, despite being supportive.

>>33652365
Nothing.

>>33652360
The penis can handle a little stimulation. If it couldn't, if the penis went from 0 to 100 every time we interact with it, then men wouldn't be able to pee. You can have interactions with a flaccid penis and it won't always grow erect unless you do something to make it sexytimes.

>>33652379
Who dafuq is Julian?

>>33652361
Maybe when we play chess? I assume you're good at it.

>>33652376
Nag but this would be hilarious in so many circumstances
Fortunetelling comes to mind
Or testing fetishes

Girls
Would you be offended if I didn't cum?
I remain hard as can be, I just can't cum sometimes. Unless its doggy, I always cum from doggy. But does that make you feel like I dont want to stare into your eyes lovingly?

>>33652379
Kate the Cat can think?

>>33652376
i would probably talk to it like a pet to be honest. the sweet baby voice.

>>33652379
... Swiss Femanon?

>>33652376
Risky as fuck.

>>33652383
NTA
I go 1 month without 4chan... and all these new namefags, lol.

>>33652387
Not a sex-haver but no. I've never gotten the stigma around not cumming (or cumming too early, for that matter). I mean sometimes it just doesn't happen for me, too

And doggy is fine. I have trouble with eye contact anyway. I'm sure lots of other girls are the same

Why do men who prefer women who are older have much better luck on dating apps and finding a GF ?

Gender
What's for dinner tonight?

I made a grilled cheese with salsa because I'm out of quesadilla stuff. It's so fucking good.

>>33652396
pretty sure that's some ice cream combination.

>>33652382
that makes sense, but i wouldn't want a medical examination yeah, it helps to understand how the things go though, thank you

>>33652383
Anon is crazy for real and calls me that random name.

>>33652383
He's a schizophrenic who vague posts on here a lot. He seems to think Swiss and JH are a tranny who's up to something nefarious

>>33652392
She is slutty tranny if you must know.

>>33652399
M if I get desperately hungry I'm eating salad

>>33652399
Just a basic can of Ravioli.
Losing my appetite lately.

>>33652396
In this house, we stand for the flag!

>>33652404
NoOoOooo!
That's not true. That's impossible.

>>33652390
>it starts out really tiny and she talks about it like a little pet, but then it grows huge and I use it to slap her in the face and make her gag

Have you ever experienced ritual sexual abuse, for example as part of an occult, spiritual, or religious ceremony?

>>33652398
As a guy that prefers women older than me, I've never even been able to get a like on dating apps or a date irl

>>33652395
Their lying to you.

>>33652399
Male
I made meatballs with ginger and panko and onions sauce and then a sauce with honey and sriracha and mayo, along with rice and roasted carrots.

>>33652407
Hey, that stuff has saved me so many times. When your options are not eating or some Chef Boyardee, he might as well be Chef Ramsay.

>>33652399
Male
Oatmeal and raisins for dinner.
Ramen and dumplings for breakfast and lunch tomorrow.

Sometimes you just want to cook with hot water.

>>33652396
Girls, are you these colors?

>>33652393
How so?

Hello girlies!

>>33652403
Is he the nutter that blames every one of his problems on Jews?

>>33652411
Need proof?

>>33652412
bloodborne designed penis

State gender,

Would you ever date someone who habitually exposes their private parts to strangers in public washrooms while giggling and pointing and saying "look at this!"?

>>33652423
Sure?

>>33652396
>JH
>Swiss
>Cat poster

I wanna join the nomonogamous weirdos but I feel like as a single strainght man, it's too difficult

>>33652420
What if he gets harder from something that he shouldn't? Like if he twitches from her joking about cheating on him.

Women how would you re-design men to make us more attractive to you?

>>33652422
No. That would be Gary, his cousin.

>>33652426
No, I would not date a transgender person.

>>33652429
Sorry reverse the vagina color order

>>33652426
M
I think that kind of thing is hot. But absolutely not.

>>33652422
>Is he the nutter that blames every one of his problems on Jews?
I've never seen him do that. He seems more focused on people ITT than any grand conspiracies

>>33652438
My pussy is bubblegum pink. Go fuck yourself.

>>33652434
What I wouldn't do for an Eileen gf

>>33652438
Oh I thought you were talking their preferred color of man

>>33652417
That's true.
I feel bad now, for disparaging God Boyardee ;)

>>33652396
I got banned last time i posted my JH areola flag >:(

>>33652435
Gary was posting photographs of his feces on /gioyc/ for a while and inviting other posters to masturbate on them.

>>33652437
Swiss is cool sometimes

GENDER
Tell me your favorite animal and why.

>>33652447
She's a real woman

Women:
(South) Korean Men
Chinese Men
Japanese Men
You gotta choose one, which do you choose?

>>33652442
Shame she didn't get as much "air" time in the game. I feel like her questline was too damn short/under-appreciated by the community.

>>33652448
M
>Tell me your favorite animal
Snakes
>why
They are fucking cool

>>33652448
M, Otter (River, not Sea)

They have the kind of physique I wish I had, combined with athleticism, curiosity, playfulness, and a hunter's instinct. Like cats if they were aerodynamic swimmers.

>>33652441
I wasn't talking about you

>>33652448
Male
I really like bats, especially flying foxes. They're cute, they take care of bugs, and are so friendly with the rehab people I've seen handling them

>>33652441
NTA
But, this leaf would simp for you, JH.

>>33652417
>>33652444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBh_NtFRFY

>>33652443
Oh they all have the same taste so dont worry

>>33652441
On the outside??

>>33652450
F
North Korean men

>>33652451
Nobody in that game got much time tbf, each only had a handful of interactions. I would have liked Eileen's to be longer though yeah, she was awesome
I read the comic based on her and it was trash

>>33652457
If all it takes for you to simp for someone is them having pink insides, you should simp for every human.

>>33652449
I saw a pic where everyone call her tranny when swiss was new

>>33652448
Male
Spiders, because they scare foids

>>33652461
Put your trip back on, myao.

>>33652460
Well no. He said vagina.

>>33652450
those fat chinese dudes always seem like the best dads. gotta be them

women whats the color of your clit?

>>33652459
>Oh they all have the same taste so dont worry
Not true. Goth baddie doesn't like white boys.

>>33652466
Is true that that anon is a male

>>33652396
I thought these were areola colours?

>>33652472
Which one is goth baddie?

>>33652448
M
Crocodilians. They're awesome in their own right, and I think it's neat how their natural design was basically perfected and has only changed somewhat over the last 200 million years.

>>33652472
What? NTA
That's not true at all. I ONLY ever see Goth/Emo type women with White Men.
VERY, and I mean VERY rarely with Black... I think I saw one "Goth" Girl With an Indian Guy.

>>33652476
She was the one making fun of Charlie Kirk lol

Should I go as Australian for Halloween? Would an Adelaide Crows tank be the most bogan shirt I could wear or is there something better? What about pants?

>>33652476
the man larping about being a snowbunny and arguing about charlie kirk for hours

>>33652476
The one who talks about wanting to dilute her genes and fuck nonwhite men.

>>33652448
F
Mice. I used to do most of the cleaning at home, so I was the one who found, caught and released them, got pretty fond of them after a while. They're endearing. I used to name them too.

I'm overly sympathetic to animals, I know

good evening everyone

>>33652094
not like a scream scream (?) but when someone touched the back of my neck i got rlly scared n made a noise ㅠㅠ

>>33652396
neapolitain icecream ..

>>33652479
Ewww, she was so obnoxious.

>>33652471
Depends how abused it is at the time.

>>33652481
>the man larping about being a snowbunny and arguing about charlie kirk for hours
That wasn't a larp. Plenty of women spend 14 hours shitposting on 4chan.

>>33652483
cute

>>33652481
Yeah i knew that anon was a man, yeah thats him all right.

>>33652448
Male
Guinea pigs
WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK

>>33652484
It was the BOOGER-man.

>>33652487
i trust my woman instincts enough

>>33652486
Phew, it's hot in here all of the sudden...

>>33652482
Oh, actually that anon loves blonde men, if you aren't white or blonde it's over.

>>33652450
I NEED a chinese STEM bf, but i have nothing against the other two either

>>33652479
I've been really saddened by how much literally demonic behavior I've seen from people like this lately.

>>33652448
M
I don't have a favorite, but Ayy-Too-Gah made me appreciate Dogs and Cats over the last year or so.

>>33652492
>i trust my woman instincts enough
NTA. So if you dislike someone, you assume they're a man? Ouch.

>>33652479
>>33652481
>>33652482
I did train a bot on their posts to later fap to

Women what are you grateful for today?

>>33652474
Ye

>>33652501
Based coomer

>>33652504
I'll fix that goth slut yet

>>33652503
Hola ye

>>33652493
The way that guys will get aroused just by me plainly stating facts ITT is one of the biggest reasons I love to answer questions here. It feels so right.

>>33652499
why are you feeling like that? of course i don't like them but that's not why i feel like it's a man, i'm not the one typing moid hands over anything

>>33652490
They are so cute

>>33652448
orcas cuz they're prettyy

ground dog bug

>>33652505
Who?

>>33652448
Octopus
They are smart, change colors, have 8 arms, look cool

>>33652511
Cares?

>>33652502
Had the place to myself today so I could watch movies on the tv (as opposed to on my computer in bed)

>>33652397
Why are you an incel?

Hola me recuerdas? Que no eres la chica que le gusta dar paseos por el bosque.

>>33652516
Still live at home?

Goth slut is a man. There are no women here, it is just me in multiple devices

>>33652484
Good evening druidess myao
>>33652491
The anon that posted about the booger wall ;_;

>>33652514
Julian

>>33652477
awww crocodiles r my 3rd favorite animal but they scare me so bad :c

>>33652491
hwaat

>>33652507
>The way that guys will get aroused just by me plainly stating facts ITT is one of the biggest reasons I love to answer questions here. It feels so right.
We should play trivia sometime.

>>33652522
Me

>>33652528
They're prehistoric beasts. You've gotta pay them the proper respect.

>>33652528
I got a river monster that wants to swim in a certain swamp, if you know what I mean.

>>33652520
Yeah, sadly

I just spent an hour with a really nice escort. Women, how would you feel about this if you cared

Do you know that if you continue this behavior, we will not be able to accept you? You will be exiled and never allowed to return. Is that what you want?

>>33652397
>And doggy is fine. I have trouble with eye contact anyway.
>tfw no autistic gf

>>33652534
Just wondering, don't feel bad anon, that's honestly smarter than getting your own place nowadays.

>>33652536
what did you do

I stopped myself from calling her something i know she would never forgive.

>>33652507
What is your favorite swimsuit that you own?

>>33652536
why?
save that money for something more tangible.

>>33652537
How do I course correct? Jk, I know the answer.

>>33652518
My celibacy is voluntary I swear

>>33652536
Was it worth it?

>>33652542
lactose intolerant?

>>33652542
Do you think I'm a whore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQ

Why did women stop caring about us?

>>33652507
Triangulating coordinates.

>>33652551
Probably the charlie stuff from yesterday

How long do maleanons think women need to rest after giving birth?

>>33652523
hi lhaa !!!

>>33652532
but y do they have to hold eye contact so well ...

>>33652533
FUCK

>>33652555
Months?

>>33652555
16 months

>>33652555
1 month bed rest?

>>33652555
7 months minimum

>>33652554
I've noticed that there's way more women celebrating his murder than men. And I would wager that about 100% of them are taking some combination of SSRIs or birth control pills. I think the overmedication of almost the entire female population of America has had devastating effects.

>>33652555
Like a year?

You ever have the feeling that you need something more in your life?

>>33652555
In the civilized world: A year.
In America: Get back to work, bitch.

>>33652539
Aw yeah, I mean I'd like to move out eventually but shit's fucked out there and I don't wanna live alone anyway

>>33652557
>>33652558
>>33652559
>>33652560
>>33652562
I didn't mean time off work to take care of the newborn, I meant time for herself, without doing chores, no sex etc

>>33652433
>Women how would you re-design men to make us more attractive to you?
M
I'll answer in the reverse.
I'd redesign their cycle to where they can still have healthy pregnancies, but without having luteal, follicular, or menstrual phases of their cycle. Oh, and they'd be stuck ovulating 24/7 :)

>>33652555
uh.. 2-3 weeks?

Hoes
I have 27 days on duolingo Arabic. Are you happy for me?

>>33652564
Maybe I should've clarified
Pls see >>33652564, anon

>>33652570
No
Duolingo isn't really useful

>>33652550
No, it wasnt meant for you, I don't care about you anymore.

>>33652555
Doesn't matter. Women don't want to have kids anymore anyway.

>>33652566
1 month bed rest?

>>33652563
Yes (M, btw).
Money.

>>33652549
What does that mean? Are you trying to insult the cutest women on earth.

>>33652563
Yes, I need sex with a big tittied beach bimbo.

why do women lose interest in their husbands after having kids?

>>33652570
>Hoes
You might not have got a hang on the language, but you're a natural with the cultural stuff

>>33652566
You mean like in a physical health way? I have no idea. The body recovers pretty fast I bet

>>33652529
I suck at quick recall and rando facts. I just know myself and my studies.
>>33652543
A black frilled one-piece suit. Doesn't turn into buttfloss even when I'm swimming like crazy.
>>33652552
Is this a reference to something?

>>33652319
you want to aim while i pee don't you?

>>33652570
Did they make the text bigger? I couldn't stand the tiny text when I tried.

>>33652572
It's better than nothing, which is what most people are doing.

>>33652551
Like, in general? Or like in this thread?

Hi myao how are you

>>33652570
why Arabic?

>>33652580
OH, shieeeet!

>>33652579
The husband is only there to get the kids. He gave the kids now he just needs to fuck off to work and provide a paycheck.

>>33652586
both

>>33652573
>I don't care about you anymore
You will

>>33652538
desu I'd feel less self conscious about sex if more people thought the inability to hold eye contact was cute

>>33652593
Why?

>>33652589
Thats sad :\

>>33652588
I grew up during the 9/11 era and spent a lot of time in Europe, so I got curious. At 15 I was conversational after learning for a summer but stopped taking lessons or trying to use it. I figured picking it back up was better than wasting my time here in the evenings.

>>33652566
A few weeks or so. It's not like she's dead, kek. Just needs some rest and recovery time. But I think it's not really true rest, because she'll be rocking the baby, breastfeeding the baby... husband has to pick up the work but she's going to need like, a raincheck on the R&R time, you know what I mean? Like, after things calm down a little, some extra rest time.

If you were interested in a guy that lifts ar your gym, how would you signal your interest?

>>33652587
Is that person a dude?

>>33652556
Hi :)
How ya been?

>>33652598
Ahh, okay.
I think it's commendable that people learn a new language(s). Especially for non-ultier motives.

>>33652600
Wow i imagining bestiality.

Does anyone else spend hours reading posts in the archive?

>>33652605
Why? Like what?

>>33652595
>desu I'd feel less self conscious about sex if more people thought the inability to hold eye contact was cute
I think it's cute. I'd wager some people are afraid it means you think they're unattractive, or are thinking about someone else.

>>33652566
That's what I meant, 2 weeks.

>>33652604
Dont be weird!

>>33652588
>OH, shieeeet!
*bows* thanks, ma'am/sir

>>33652595
But eyes are so pretty

>>33652600
>Oily hair

>>33652600
i'd tell him that i need to use him as drawing inspiration back in my place and chain him somewhere

>>33652605
Hell no.
I'd rather watch paint dry.

>>33652605
No, wtf. Why would i read other people's convos when i could just come here and ask women about their boobs in real time?

Being a kissless virgin at 33 is death sentence
Theres no coming back from that

>>33652585
I thinks it's about the same. My complaint is that the voice often isn't very good. It can be hard to tell if it's a soft h or a feminine t at the end of a word.

>>33652540
Talked about surface level political shit, had sex (including lots of body kissing)
>>33652544
I'm as popular with women as the plague, it's tangibly good for my sanity
>>33652548
I'd say so, it's expensive sure (couple of hundred burger bucks equivalent) but she was a cute little sweetheart. The good ones really try their hearts out to please. Never get an Asian though

>>33652618
mwah

>>33652587
halloo

sleepy (my sleep schedule is normal for once) n pretty happy lately ^^

>>33652601
bru nooo

Why do men tend to be attracted to younger girls and women tend to be attracted to older men?

>>33652615
Why chains :(

>>33652600
If you're a Fem, it's easy. No issues approaching the dude at all.
If you are a guy though.. YIKES!

>>33652582
>A black frilled one-piece suit. Doesn't turn into buttfloss even when I'm swimming like crazy.
Probably wouldn't be my favorite of yours then

>>33652621
Why not?

>>33652624
The patriarchy

>>33652626
asserting dominance

>>33652592
Here i don't think they ever seemed to care much, but this place attracts women who are emotionally dead inside. We need to bring back the word "emcel."
Our culture is a longer story, but it didn't feel this totally non-functional in the 2000s. It was getting there, though. I think the over-the-top simping starting around late 90s/early 00s was the nail in the coffin. When stuff is too abundant you take it for granted. Safety, money, male attention, sex, marriage, whatever. It got too easy in the dotcom era and after. That's when you stopped seeing women express the anxieties that you see when you read from our mothers' or grandmothers' generations. Fear of not having. Instead worry and self-consciousness turned into gloating, dominance, judgment. Too much, too easy, abundance means men are just too cheap. Made in China.

>>33652486
Theres a range?!

>>33652579
Because he turns himself into another child?
And then men are surprised that women don't find that sexy?

>>33652602
pretty gooood, hbu ?

sorry i haven't talked w u in a while, went to bed early most days ( ;´ - `;)

>>33652624
I understand the implications of left and right here, but what are the moderate centrists doing??

Are foids smart?

>>33652638
No. They're dumb as bricks.

>>33652638
why? do you need something from them?

>>33652613
It's scary though... anything related to intimacy is intimidating enough, if I had to maintain eye contact too I'd die of embarrassment

>>33652608
The assumption that I'm not paying attention is what I hear the most :( I don't look directly at people even when I'm talking to them

I like the most popular girl here but she keeps ignoring me because I am not her type and I can't blame her for having solid taste, how do I forget her.

>>33652638
Some are cunning and smart
Most are just mean and cutthroat

Some are just very gullible

>>33652644
myao? jh?

>>33652641
rude

>>33652636
myao, did you know it's thread crush thursday?
>>33652198

Who's your thread crush...?

>>33652624
lol looks like the Russians have started to wake up

I think if i ended up dating JH one of us would end up with sore genitals
Maybe both of us

>>33652644
start replying as female and become the most popular girl to usurp her and assert dominance

>>33652646
Yeah

>>33652630
Half of them are trafficked, the other half don't even try to seem like they're trying. They never speak enough English to actually talk to. You'll feel like you're on a factory line.
I guess it works for freaks who are only there for the feeling of power or the raw physicality (they're also worse at that though), though they're also always fairly cheap. The extra is worth the difference though

>>33652643
I bet you look cute when you turn red

>>33652647
Just telling the truth.

>>33652629
That's fair. I don't want to flash my ass at everyone at the beach, despite that being what some people go to the beach for in the first place.
>>33652634
Yeh. It gets pretty red and raw if I've been buzzing it for an hour.

>>33652638
Is anyone? If we are all to be stupid then let us share our stupidity together without conflict between us.

>>33652643
It is scary and I avoid eye contact by reflex at this point. I look at the cheeks or nose and don't even realize. But it is also kinda of hypnotizing, especially if it is a pretty girl.

>>33652652
I'm black. Neither of them like black dudes, so i don't engage either of them lul

>>33652650
It's not good sex unless everyone is sore afterwards.

>>33652636
>pretty gooood
That’s great to hear :)

And don’t worry lol I’ve been pretty busy unfortunately :(
>>33652648
Not me btw lol

>>33652658
This gonna sound weird but ever tried pussy pump suction cup thing?

>>33652644
valk ?

>>33652648
thread crush thursday ?? n maaaaybe i have one

anons pls share !!

>>33652296
Yeah. But not a faker.

>>33652669
Jp-chan

>>33652668
No, that's one of the few kinds of sex toys I've never tried. I've never seen the appeal.

>>33652662
my guy, they can't tell your race just by generic words you're posting.

>>33652652
who ??

>>33652667
shit omg sorry

what did u eat for dinner tdy ?

>>33652670
You dealing with fake criers? What

Men this thread fucking sucks do better.
What is wrong with you?

>2 days ago had super qt interaction with the redhead chick at gym
>Today some girl was smiling to me as she shyly asked if she can take a plate from my bench rack thing

Maybe girls arent mean afterall!!
Bonus asmr squeaking bench
https://streamable.com/ijk1ly

>>33652678
Kill yourself.

>>33652662
I don't dislike black guys.

M
Is it weird that I've never thought about dating anyone from here?

>>33652673
I only seen it on videos but it supposedly makes the entire thing super sensitive, swollen and puffy

Results looked pretty interesting if i can say so myself

>>33652662
i do :c

>>33652684
no, that means you're normal

>>33652569
>>33652574
>>33652575
>>33652581
>>33652599
>>33652609
Thanks for participating in the survey, anons
If you said 2 weeks, that's too soon
It depends, but usually it's 4 to 6 weeks

Btw, anons, many of you don't know this but it's very common for women to undergo something called a perineal tear during birth. That's when the area between the vagina and anus is torn. Not to mention your wife will be bleeding for a few weeks to shed the lining that formed during those 9 months to support the baby.

>>33652658
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

>>33652684
That is the sane healthy choice

>>33652654
I think I look dorky when I'm embarrassed, but thank you

>>33652660
I've heard some look at the ears of the person they're talking to but I haven't gotten to that level, it's either the wall behind them or the floor (sadly very noticeable)

>>33652688
We can stitch you back up, babe. I know a guy who knows a guy, and we can even get you the husband stitch, if you know what I mean.

>>33652669
(You)

>>33652685
Are there any long term negative affects?
>>33652689
Put it on a hat.
>>33652692
No u.

>>33652678
I came home from work and now I will cook for my family, (dad and sister) I have some pork chops I will cook with potatoes and salsa verde.

>>33652688
So, it aligns with the given maternity leave period?

>>33652691
It would make me very happy if someone noticed that I was avoiding eye contact and tried to meet my eye. I think it would be very cute

>>33652688
>it's very common for women to undergo something called a perineal tear during birth. That's when the area between the vagina and anus is torn.
I knew that.
t. One month bed rest anon

>>33652695
are you open to any type of guys?
Or............?

>>33652695
I didnt research that far i just saw one camgirl doing it.

I imagine if you use it all the time it could cause some permament alterations but who knows

Perma cameltoe syndrome

>>33652694
ive ignored u ????

im so so sorry i probs fell asleep while chatting here .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

>>33652695
It's from an old song
https://youtu.be/j2w0rbp6J9Y?si=pIIVAeYnxtm1SNCy

>>33652678
Sad

>>33652705
Nooooo, I'm nta. I was responding to thread crush Thursday.

Thinking about death 24/7 really sucks

My professor praised Russian theorists by saying "They're less constrained by reality." I busted out laughing.

>>33652696
Ooh, I like salsa verde.

Women, what would you think if your husband believed you should opt for a C-section because thats what his mom had with him and all his brothers?

To whom was sold, his bounty soul? a gentile or a priest?

>>33652702
I feel like I've dated most types of guys around where I live, except Asians. Not that I'm opposed to dating any or all Asians in particular, I just think they're not interested in me and I've never been particularly interested in them.
>>33652704
I wonder how much they cost. Worth looking up.
>>33652706
It did sound too clever to not have been said already.

>>33652677
Yes. Men have fake cried to me a few times.

>>33652712
Everyone does babe

>>33652711
>The weirdo started laughing in class by himself again

>>33652676
I made spaghetti with spicy meatballs and some garlic bread lol. Hbu?
>>33652669
Uhh hmm it’s pretty obvious idk…

>>33652721
otay...

>>33652650
She has genitals?

>>33652724
Russians have trouble with reality

>>33652728
She has a mouth down there

>>33652673
>No, that's one of the few kinds of sex toys I've never tried. I've never seen the appeal.
JH, have you ever used a fucking machine?

i hate the word "spicy meatballs" and being a zoomer, it sounds like tiktok lingo but i know they're a real thing

do asian men post here?

>>33652671
short japanese anon ?

>>33652708
holy shit im so slow today oml

sorry ㅠㅠ n mee ? me ??

>>33652729
How would you know

>>33652710
Don't worry, I know it sucks but you'll get over the Charlie Kirk thing with time.

>>33652734
Og cat poster was an asian dude

>>33652688
Ah, I remember you, anon. Do you write for HBO, by any chance? Something about dragons?

>>33652734
There is one anon that speaks chinese, he is probably asian

>>33652669
Valk is annoying.

>>33652721
Ok i made some research
Apparently this woman has literally overgrown pussy from pumping it up all the time

As much as i like sight of puffiness this is too much lol

>>33652710
Nightingale? How are you?

>>33652722
you realize they were almost certainly real-crying, your womanly ick response just made you hate them for it so you're justifying your poor reaction by saying they were faking it.
Right?

>>33652732
No. I've wanted a sybian for a long time, and I tried buying a couple thrusting toys built into some big stuffed animals, but no big purchases ever panned out.

>>33652678
I am not your entertainment.

>>33652746
I think I'm already sort of puffy in that area to begin with, so I think I'll stay away from those toys.

>>33652749
Whats a sybian??
Ever considered going on date with someone while wearing one of those remotely controlled vibes?

>tfw no post apocalyptic slav wife who is still always happy to see you and relieved your okay
This game is killing me.

Need a woman who can squat ride me for minutes on end

>>33652742
>Do you write for HBO, by any chance? Something about dragons?
Lmao

>>33652737
Yes, that one. She seems reserved

>>33652751
what if i pay you?

>>33652707
Why

>>33652715
who victored over the seljuks, when the holy land was taken ?

>>33652725
ohhh man i want pasta rn !! no dinner tdy v.v

it is ..?

I'm scared of sex cause i know i wont last more than a couple seconds and she'll leave me

>>33652693
Great, now what's the lag with the guy who knows a guy who knows a guy ho can make your dick bigger? :p
(btw, i never gave birth anon)
>>33652698
Tbh, I think 2 months of maternal leave is too soon. The woman in this context has barely recovered, but also a 2 month old needs feeding ever 2 to 4 hours for eg, and though a caregiver can be hired to do that, I'm not comfortable delegating that to a stranger for a fee at that young of an age
>>33652701
>t. One month bed rest anon
You're a mom, anon?

>>33652752
>JH has a puffy pussy
I bet it's fun to eat out too.

>>33652377
My last gf went from
>omg anon you're like a rockstar, you must have so many girls on your body count
>you're a magician, a poet
>you have such beautiful muscles, youre so handsome
to
>your wrists are so small, I never noticed
>Wow you agree with that? I bet someone could convince you youre gay
>haha I would never have your babies


Are you adept at finding a man's heart and placing knives into them?

>>33652669
Valk has had at least one guy from atoga try dating her, and it went poorly

Guys I liked a terrible girl from gioyc but i never knew what name she went by. She was super hostile and like cats any idea if she posts here, thanks.

>>33652752
I think ive read you bragging about your wide hips before
I have a theory that girls who store fat easily in butt / lower body makes all the area softer, including the lips

I think it looks beautifull

>>33652748
No, they did it to manipulate me towards a certain outcome, unaware that I have a three strike rule.

>>33652763
>Myao is a system of a down fan
Surprisingly based

>>33652755
Kek, yeah, I remember that game. I was wondering why developers don't pull that shit in every game, honestly. I know we all got attached to that copilot in Project Wingman and you can't even see her.

>>33652742
>>33652757
Is this a joke that I don't understand?

>>33652751
Yes you are.
Dance monkey.

Women,

Are you adept at finding a man's heart and placing knives into them?

My last gf went from,
>omg anon you're like a rockstar, you must have so many girls on your body count
>you're a magician, a poet
>you have such beautiful muscles, youre so handsome
to
>your wrists are so small, I never noticed
>Wow you agree with that? I bet someone could convince you youre gay
>haha I would never have your babies
>do you even love me or you just want me for my ass?

>>33652769
NTA but I like cats too

Men, post your cat

>>33652744
no she isn't

>>33652749
twinsies

>>33652758
good choice, she seems sweet c:

>>33652074
Job to me doesnt matter if the guy personally isnt stressed out by it, and is content with it.
>What jobs would you consider complete turn offs?
none I think. Maybe career politician

>>33652078
I dont.
I would start shitting honey and pissing cider if I had a BF who would share my autistic obsession for the games I play, like Mount&Blade warband with world of Ice and Fire (GoT) mod. Or Crusader Kings 3.
I'd want to conquer the world with that man in so many games, together. Like CiV series.
I would be happy if they leveled a healer in WoW when I tank or vice versa

>>33652103
First and only time it happened to me, I was drunk as hell, my female "friend" had undressed me and had her head between my legs, I was passed out when it started. I know it happened because I woke up without any pants and three "marbles" up my ass.
Cant really tell, Dont want to think about it either.

>>33652294
I am a dog person. But I generally like people who enjoy animal companionship. And will judge any neglect of the animals harshly.

>>33652296
I would like to perpetuate the myth that emotionally sensitive men are the best. But I would much rather have a level headed man who cries only when their situation is dire, like mom/brother/friend died. and otherwise be my emotional anchor/rock. I know men have feelings, but a stoic man is a hot man.

Cont.

>>33652759
£_£ do it

>>33652755
You should try firewatch

>>33652765
>You're a mom, anon?
No, Im a penis haver

>>33652781

.....
>>33652376
With my first and second boyfriends this was a hobby of mine. watch him naked, poke and prod at his dick and balls and see the Penis get engorged.
If poking or stroking didnt work I'd just suckle on it for fun, and it growing inside of my mouth was always a fun feeling.

>>33652387
No. I think men might be faking more orgasms than they would like to admit.
The climax isnt what I am after either, its the connection of the intimacy, feeling of being wanted.

>>33652448
Blue Sea Dragon, (Glaucus Atlanticus) super pretty, but deadly.
Second would be Lyre Bird, because it can make the coolest sounds.

>>33652768
she did ?

>>33652772
^ㅂ^

>>33652738
Contact with them

>>33652722
How do you even tell whether it's real or fake

>>33652754
Hard to describe. It's a brand of sex machine shaped like a saddle. It vibrates and stuff.
>>33652756
That's literally why I started working out, so I'm glad it's a commonly desired trait.
>>33652766
Idk if it's PUFFY, it's just not as taut as others', I guess.
>>33652770
That makes sense. All my fat is waist-down.

Need to rail a chick till she goes crazy

If you could bring back something, what would it be?

>>33652778
Sounds like a BPDemon

>>33652777
They told me you are cheese head is that real? You seem more annoying than her.

>>33652782
>british

nevermind

>>33652792
Love

>>33652785
Ah, your wife was recommended a month of rest after giving birth?

>>33652787
How are you not aware of this thread lore

>>33652737
>mee ? me ??
(:

>>33652763
I made like 3 servings worth lol. I could’ve given you some…
> it is ..?
Yeah I’d say it’s pretty obvious lmao

>>33652792
Dodos

>>33652790
Just make sure you work on flexibility too, need to fold you in half and fuck you while standing

>>33652789
Pitch and resonance. And also it ending abruptly and lacking histamine response.

>>33652779
Do you have cats?

>>33652771
I used to have 3 strike rules too, until I realized that I was being petty and cutting people out of my life for bad reasons.

>>33652778
>or you just want me for my ass?
You should have said yes

>>33652781
>I was drunk as hell, my female "friend" had undressed me and had her head between my legs, I was passed out when it started. I know it happened because I woke up without any pants and three "marbles" up my ass.
Typical sorority experience

>>33652781
>First and only time it happened to me, I was drunk as hell, my female "friend" had undressed me and had her head between my legs, I was passed out when it started. I know it happened because I woke up without any pants and three "marbles" up my ass.
>Cant really tell, Dont want to think about it either.
That's terrible, sorry.
>>33652781
>I would like to perpetuate the myth that emotionally sensitive men are the best. But I would much rather have a level headed man who cries only when their situation is dire, like mom/brother/friend died. and otherwise be my emotional anchor/rock. I know men have feelings, but a stoic man is a hot man.
Thanks for telling the truth.

>>33652804
I used to be more flexible, but I'm getting old.
>fuck you while standing
I'm afraid of heights.

>>33652792
A slop free internet

>>33652807
That is not very girlboss of you

>>33652780
You should have seen her yesterday.

>>33652793
When she broke up with me over the phone she made ME feel like I did something wrong.
>You're being so mean anon *whimpers*

The shitty thing is she actually did a lot for me, she cooked, bought me food, took care of me in general, gave me the most amazing sex of my life and even took our future into account. It was all for show. She left me a beautiful love note before she left. If Only i had seen the warning signs, I could have broken up with her first.

>>33652796
Whoever that was lied to you. I've never been to wisconsin.

>>33652755
East European Princess...

>>33652799
I have no wife, I just got a feel for a month bed rest, about the perineal tear I heard it last time from a female comedian but I had heard it before and don't remember where.

>>33652762
Lost a kitten I fed at work that I was trying to find a home for

>>33652806
No, why do you ask?

>>33652792
My cats. I still have dreams about them sometimes. Then I get horribly sad when I wake up and remember they're no longer around.

>>33652812
I'm not tall, as long as you can comfortably keep your legs on my shoulders we're fine

>>33652797
Why?

>>33652775
Oh does project wingman have that? I should get around to actually playing it, I'm a big Ace Combat fan. RIP Brownie. Though I guess Nagase is my real AC waifu, she's more daughter and less wife though, I just want her to do her best and not be hung up on blaming herself for our captain getting shot down.

Ayre from Armored Core 6 is another example sort of. I'm not sure who else?

>>33652771
>certain outcome
Quitting polyamory?

>>33652823
I've never had pets, partially because of the fear of losing them being so painful. Is it really worth it?

>>33652822
Oh, she didn't have cats too.

>>33652807
Oh no, I'm not petty with my strikes. These are valid grievances. Icks are for childish romance that won't renew after summer break.

I am insanely lonely and depressed, so I wanna get a gf, but also know any relationship I try out will be hampered and eventually broken due to me only seeking it out cuz I was lonely and depressed

>>33652800
kinda knew about it but didn't remember if it was her or another anon (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

>>33652802
was it tomato pasta ?

i only like that one lols

I shaved my head today and realized my receding hairline may be worse than originally thought. A few people told me it looks good, but my brother was laughing his ass off when I walked up his driveway when I got to his house. Both genders, is it over for me?

>>33652790
>Like a saddle
Oooh
So you can ride it like a pillow? Neat

>Fat waist down
If she doesnt have small chest big ass i dont want her

>>33652808
Yeah honeslty a lot of her shit tests weren't really that hard. I could have just played coy, but I was really in my feelings at the time, not getting a lot of sleep, a little stressed and we didn't get to see each other that much due to business so I relished every moment with her.
In this moment I actually cried. I hate how harsh relationships have to be. Why do I have to show a woman I'm a man by NOT caring about her? Can't I show it by smashing some guy's face in? Why do I have to fight HER?
I could have chosen so many times to just go to her and kiss her instead of ignoring/staying calm during her shit tests. some type of fucking response. I NEVER got these shit tests before so I was not ready. now I feel like its my fault for losing her.

>>33652825
okay okay, maybe if you avoid talking i can think about it

>>33652817
Thanks for clariying she wouldn't know that place.

>>33652814
I just realized that I was only hurting myself in most of those cases. Better to adjust expectations and relationship boundaries than just be like "well I'm not ever interacting with that person again" in my opinion.
Obviously not for EVERYTHING. Like you could do something egregious to warrant it of course.

>>33652755
Which game?

>>33652779
My most recent acquisition

>>33652829
The joy of their life outweighs the pain of the loss. Knowing you gave them the best life you could, and that they loved you for it. You'll miss them terribly when they're gone, of course, but they have a more positive than negative impact on your life overall.

>>33652821
*head pats* I had to remove a kitten from a pizza I was trying to deliver.

>>33652834
Yes, no one takes bald people serious

>>33652833
Probably both her and another, honestly despite the shit I talked I'm really not that informed either. She dated Ohioanon for like 4 months

>>33652837
Well, you are wrong.

>>33652826
Maybe Fia from Elden Ring? And Anri from Dark Souls 3.

>>33652820
>a female comedian
Maybe Ali Wong, since she's kinda always preggo ^^' Also she did talk about being a new mom in her standups so perhaps that's where.

>>33652841
the CUTEST

>>33652786
>The climax isnt what I am after either, its the connection of the intimacy, feeling of being wanted.
Nta but same, although I would want to get my partner to climax
But I would love intimacy that's just exploring each other's bodies, not necessarily genital based

>>33652844
I'm not bald (yet, possibly never), just a bit thinned.

>>33652841
>>33652843
Cuties!!

>>33652801
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.

>>33652815
ohh i went to bed early n didnt stick around yesterday :p

>>33652841
Cute

>>33652840
Metro Exodus

>>33652839
That seems very reasonable and mature

>>33652798
i wuv you, anon

>>33652843
Cate catto, you should have given it a slice

>>33652841
>>33652843
myao myaos (´∀｀)

>>33652853
I tried green apple soju definitely the best flavor, then I bought a 750 ml bottle and decided to stop drinking.
Welp

>>33652823
I relate, i too lost a cat the beginning of this year and i get choked up when i think about him :(

>>33652833
Yeah it’s tomato lol :) sometimes I’ll make pasta with an alfredo sauce and salmon or chicken as the protein, it’s really good, would recommend. It’s better if the sauce is a little on the thick side

And uh yeah my thread crush is you lol

>>33652849
>>33652852
>>33652855
>>33652861
Thank, she was a stray but she was so friendly I had to give her a home
Here she is snuggling with my void

>>33652841
mine was also a tabby
>>33652843
<3 <3

>>33652792
The demographics of the US in the 1940s

>>33652826
Prez only appears in Project Wingman if you choose a two seater plane. At launch, the last two seater was only about halfway down the tier list, so Prez was like a badge of honour for playing on self inflicted hard mode. I think they added more since then.

>>33652637
Their best

>>33652863
Sorry for your loss, anon. I'm sure you were a great parent to him.

>>33652868
>was
I'm sorry for your loss anon

Both genders,

What are your hard no's in bed?

>>33652874
M
Physical harm that leaves lasting marks.

>>33652781
Theres a cool wow private server releasing soon, lets play duo

>>33652721
Damn, JH.
Can't believe you said that, ish. Not cool.

>>33652845
who is this mythical ohioanon

>>33652862
green apple flavor ?

blehhh gross

>>33652852
>>33652859
>>33652861
>>33652868
He's probably out scooping up field mice and boopin em on the head.

>>33652877
No reason to do a fresh wow instead of turtle at this point

>>33652870
I'm sure I can handle project wingman. I have years of experience with these games, including being bitter about project wingman guy being way ahead of me and getting all the clout when I was also developing my own Ace Combat clone in UE4
(to be fair, I never got past just implementing maps and flight controls, but it WAS fun to just fly around obstacles and shit in a 'game' that I made, I'm just bitter about it for no reason, and also it made me hate the way that a lot of stuff is implemented in UE by default)

>>33652874
M
weird/disgusting stuff.

>>33652873
thank you, kind anon <3
may your cats live long, healthy lives beside you <3
>>33652872
thanks exhib, and i'm sure your cats couldn't have had a better companion, seeing how you much you still miss them

>>33652864
i like alfredo sauce but i get sick of it sooo fast :c

oh yaaaa *smooooch*

>>33652867
why am i tearing up

>>33652882
Turtle is too boring
Im talking about different classic+ server i have been testing and monitoring for a while
It has wotlk client and talents, with buffed content so its not too easy and its like, really expanded wow glyph system and backported abilities from future expacs

(So like season of discovery but way better)

>>33652874
F
From experience, absolutely no whip cream.
I got the motherload of yeast infections from that.
And I dont find scat related things hot at all. so no thank you.
Torture or pain stuff doesnt interest me at all.

That is what I came up with fast on top of my head.

>>33652874
F
Besides the usual violence, scat, etc stuff, anything related to daddy doms. The title, the roleplay, the dirty talk, I dislike all of it. Not morally, I've been into weirder, I just find it abhorrently cringe

>>33652889
I think both of those are very reasonable
>>33652874
Pegging and my ass is off limits, and what the other Femanon said too

does any anon feel like they get scared when someone is attracted to them no matter who they are

>>33652874
M
Role play, I'm fucking terrible at it

>>33652848
I tried to find it but I cant, it was brit ginger who talked about never wanting children herself but married a man with children already and one of them was ginger. I think she has something about bringing a jar of piss to the NHS.

>>33652879
Idk really, could ask Valk but I doubt she wants to talka bout him

>>33652874
M
ddlg, cnc, group sex.

>>33652894
Yes, it makes me very anxious and I overthink a lot

>>33652894
Me
I feel like shes being not honest to me or use me in some way

Even though im broke and it doesnt really make sense

>>33652894
All the time

>>33652894
I have no idea because no one is ever attracted to (M)e

>>33652894
Yeah, I get anxious and reject them, and then usually calm down and un-reject them later. I feel bad because every time this happens they tell me that it hurt their feelings later on but I can't help being a weirdo sperg