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Anonymous No.33653468 [Report] >>33653480 >>33653948 >>33655054 >>33655390 >>33655487 >>33655798 >>33655815 >>33656025 >>33656319 >>33656391 >>33656885 >>33658550 >>33659436 >>33662741 >>33662845 >>33667287 >>33667665
How can I get a Goth girlfriend like picrel as a Christian?
Anonymous No.33653480 [Report] >>33653538
>>33653468 (OP)
By having a personality that goes beyond "kinda being a bit christian i guess".
Anonymous No.33653538 [Report] >>33653555 >>33656112
>>33653480
>By having a personality
I do believe in God, what do you mean?
Anonymous No.33653555 [Report] >>33653568
>>33653538
I mean that if the only attribute you are willing o advertise yourself with is "being christian",(which in itself I doubt in it's seriousness, as there are a LOT of christian larpers on 4chan, but who cares), then I must assume you're a boring faggot with no hobbies, skills or personality. Chances are you are an obese loser with a video game addiction.
Anonymous No.33653568 [Report] >>33653591
>>33653555
I don't play videogames nor I'm fat but I agree I'm a loser
Anonymous No.33653591 [Report]
>>33653568
So my recommendation is: If you want to attract a chick with a personality, you will have to develop a personality yourself.
Pick up some photogenic (manly) sports, and get your career perspective in order. Once you are somewhat presentable go to places where your desired type of chick would go, ideally with a friend, and try to initiate contact with chicks you find appealing. Get shot down 90% of times, but keep trying. If it doesn't work at all, back to the drawing board and do another self assessment what you could change to improve your chances and try again.
Chicks like a man that can take care of himself, and maybe even her.
Anonymous No.33653669 [Report] >>33653670 >>33655815
Why do you want a goth girl specifically? Cause of the way they look? They're interested in the sub culture? Cause any girl can dress up in black and do black makeup
Anonymous No.33653670 [Report] >>33653677 >>33655815
>>33653669
I think the caveat is though: Not every girl will.
Anonymous No.33653677 [Report] >>33653687
>>33653670
If a girl likes you enough, they will
Anonymous No.33653687 [Report] >>33654397
>>33653677
Most girls don't appreciate playing barbi dress up, even if it's for their special someone. It's a bit objectifying.
Anonymous No.33653948 [Report] >>33653954
>>33653468 (OP)
You shouldn't be looking at women with lust.
Anonymous No.33653954 [Report] >>33655837
>>33653948
Cuck detected
Anonymous No.33654397 [Report]
>>33653687
what kind of retard are you? Most women love role-playing and dressing up in weird shit for their loving BF
Anonymous No.33655054 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
Get her out of that makeup and her pushup bra and that's just some dumpy pig bro
Anonymous No.33655390 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
Is it hard to get these ugly pigs like the one you posted? Can't you just walk up to them with some slop in a trough and tell them to start eating and they'll be yours after that?
Anonymous No.33655487 [Report] >>33655584 >>33655815 >>33656581
>>33653468 (OP)

If they're wiccan and super depressed then you can Mary Magdalene them. I met one for casual sex once and she begged me to stay the night. She broke down into sobbing tears after I said yes, apologizing because she felt so lonely. Definitely mind broken. I asked if I could pray for her, held her hand and prayed that God would free her from the dark magick weighing down her soul.

You have to be open minded and actually read your Bible. Understand that Mary Magelene was a sinner, they all men have sinned, and all can be redeemed in the blood of Christ. The sex related moratoriums pertain to adultery (only applies to the married) and fornication (doing it for fun). I believe that you should be using any tool available to save people. If an opportunity presents itself, use your rod to be a fisher of men. I also believe you have to meet people where they are. Instead of being a Christian Atheist jerk that rejects magick as fake, understand that it's a very real thing and is in the Bible. Other gods exist, and any idol can become a god. If you allow dark magick to enter your soul the darkness will stay until you let in the light.
Anonymous No.33655584 [Report] >>33655657
>>33655487
>. If you allow dark magick to enter your soul the darkness will stay until you let in the light.
How can you do that? What if darkness has become part of your identity? What if you were drawn towards the darkness for a reason?

Also if a girl like that chose to follow the light would her aesthetic change?
Anonymous No.33655657 [Report] >>33655675 >>33655815
>>33655584

>How can you do that?
Through the power of God
>What if darkness has become part of your identity?
All can be saved by the Lord
>What if you were drawn towards the darkness for a reason?
Sin tempts all men.

Sorry for the Sunday School answers, but those are Sunday School questions. Bible says it's tough, but not impossible. It's actually pretty easy to work with someone who already spiritually attuned and believes in spiritual forces. It was just a matter of showing them a new one. Crystals and stones were big things for her. When I held her hand there was a smooth stone in it that she was gripping tightly. Must have had spiritual significance to her when that stone was held between our hands. If a stone or crystal becomes a totem she can carry around to know that God is always with her then it's no different than the rosary if you ask me.

>Also if a girl like that chose to follow the light would her aesthetic change?

I'm sure it depends. Wiccans aren't satanists or anti-theistic, but many goth women are. If their dress is a because they're counter culture it might fade, but she kept most of her aesthetic. She just stopped practicing magick and used the crystals to pray. I don't even know if Wicca is still much of a thing anymore, this was almost 20 years ago. I have to assume a lot of the young Wiccans in the 2000s were children of flower child hippies who passed their neopaganism on.

I wouldn't try to get with someone just for the aesthetic. Seems sinful and pleasure seeking.
Anonymous No.33655675 [Report] >>33655761
>>33655657
Thank you for the answers Anon. I have another question, but why did you meet with her for casual sex? I always thought that would be considered to be sinful

That being said I'm glad her encounter with you made her change her ways and choose a different life. I too want to follow God properly but I'm afraid I might not be able to since I think I might have committed the blasphemy against the Holy Spirit when I was younger

However I do believe in the supernatural and in God despite feeling hopeless, I'm glad she managed to turn from her sinful ways and I hope she managed to find peace
Anonymous No.33655761 [Report] >>33655778 >>33655876 >>33659730
>>33655675

>why did you meet with her for casual sex? I always thought that would be considered to be sinful

I wanted to try and get a Mary Magdalene like Christ did. Her craiglist ad was for casual sex, but I wanted to try my hand at showing her a better path. We also spent the whole evening just talking and I was really impressed with her maturity. Very much career focused with flower-child respect and empathy for others. I was always planning on doing more than just hitting and quitting.

I believe sin comes from the heart, not the action. It's the Spirit of the law, what better place to apply it than in your spiritual practice? If you aren't defrauding others or acting to benefit yourself exclusively I don't see how that can be sinful.

>I might have committed the blasphemy against the Holy Spirit when I was younger

Matthew 12 has the context for the bit about blasphemy. If Christ himself performs a miracle in front of you and you start telling people it was Beezelbub, prince of demons that did it then yeah. You might have a problem there. Doubt you did any of that.
Anonymous No.33655778 [Report] >>33655832
>>33655761
Did you end up dating her? I met a Goth girl once and she was agnostic, we had a thing for a while but our plans were very different so we had to go on different paths but I remember her becoming really attached due to the way I acted but I'm pretty sure in her case there was some Freudian thing because according to her her dad and me were similar in attitude

And by that definition of the unforgivable sin I couldn't have commited it but I did say horrible things and a part of me things that I'm beyond salvation now and it's very demoralizing
Anonymous No.33655798 [Report] >>33655833
>>33653468 (OP)
Go to church, pick out a girl who has potential, befriend, the usual shit. Maybe she has a friend (many friends look alike), maybe her friend has a friend.
Act normal and be a friend, keep shaking hands until you land. Give it about a year. Whichever one you get with, just tell her you're into goth shit and she'll probably just go with it.
Anonymous No.33655815 [Report] >>33655852 >>33655877 >>33666417 >>33667460
>>33653468 (OP)
I was about to post the same shit I always post to "how do I get a goth gf" threads

>by being goth yourself

but then you throw this monkey wrench in the gears

>as a Christian

>>33653669
>>33653670
Answer his question, why do you want a goth gf as a Christian?

>>33655487
>>33655657
>I met a goth girl for casual sex but then she started crying and I prayed her goth away and she became a born against virgin and everyone clapped

lol these christ larpers
Anonymous No.33655832 [Report]
>>33655778

Yes, but she vanished after not too long. Never got far enough to introduce her to my family or anything. She's doing well now though.

>that I'm beyond salvation now and it's very demoralizing

Not for you to decide. Live as though you are redeemable, as all men are.
Anonymous No.33655833 [Report]
>>33655798
>hey babe, let's have good old Christian pre-marital sex where we worship the devil. Go ahead and get started without me for a minute and use this crucifix as as a dildo
Anonymous No.33655837 [Report]
>>33653954
NTA. Doesn't cucking involve looking lustfully?
Anonymous No.33655840 [Report]
Kys
Anonymous No.33655852 [Report] >>33655869
>>33655815

It's well known that if a woman is attracted to you enough to let you nut inside them they'll change their personality for you. Especially if they're depressed and needy.

You know nothing about me.
Anonymous No.33655869 [Report] >>33655900
>>33655852
>You know nothing about me.
You write a shit larp about how you're a Christian who goes around nutting inside of goths and probably also like college liberals only so he can show the The Light Of Christ and then everyone stood up and clapped

If you're such a Giga Chad who wields The Cock Of Christ, why aren't you married with kids
Anonymous No.33655876 [Report] >>33655904
>>33655761
>craiglist ad
Anonymous No.33655877 [Report] >>33655883
>>33655815
>Answer his question, why do you want a goth gf as a Christian?
Similar interests, I like metal music and spooky stuff like horror movies or paranormal topics
Anonymous No.33655883 [Report] >>33655963
>>33655877
even though those are all evil gateways to satanic demon devils?
Anonymous No.33655900 [Report] >>33655989
>>33655869

I am married with kids. I wanted a wife with Christian morals that wasn't indoctrinated by it as a child. That means I had to create it myself, and it also meant I'd be fucking them sooner than the pearl clutchers say you ought to.

I guarantee you that we agree on more than we disagree with. Spiritual belief is a very powerful thing that fundamentally changes the human brain. Get someone to pray for strength instead of casting baneful magick to harm their enemies and they'll end up happier and mentally healthier. Call it placebo effect if you want, but the placebo effect is a very real thing.
Anonymous No.33655904 [Report]
>>33655876

I am far too old to be here, and I wasn't very successful with women otherwise.
Anonymous No.33655963 [Report] >>33655998
>>33655883
Well the paranormal goes both ways really, you can use it for good or evil, it depends on your moral compass
Anonymous No.33655989 [Report] >>33656020
>>33655900
>magic
>with a k

bro thinks harry potter is real
Anonymous No.33655998 [Report]
>>33655963
still doesn't answer why you want a gf that listens to anti-christian music and dresses like it as well.

like her wearing this shirt to church lol

like others have said you're better off meeting some christian bitch at a church picnic or whatever and just have her dress up like halloween when sex gets boring
Anonymous No.33656020 [Report] >>33656032 >>33656032
>>33655989

I used the k for a reason. I'm talking about the actual rituals people perform where they're effectively praying to malevolent spiritual forces to harm others. If you do something super goofy like that those negative thoughts wedge themselves deep into your subconscious. The rituals are real, but the spells usually just cause psychic damage to the caster.
Anonymous No.33656025 [Report] >>33656066 >>33667313
>>33653468 (OP)
This thread is weird. First of all there are many goths that are Christians. Christian iconography is a pretty big part of goth clothing, people who aren't Christian tend to stay away from wearing crosses but it's extremely common within the goth sub-culture. So there are probably more Christian goths than goths that are atheist or pagan, goths just don't make a big deal about religion regardless if they are practicing or not. Second why do you want a goth girlfriend OP? I see this so much, I'm a goth, yes I know goth women are hot, but that's the only reason I ever see, and yet there's thread after thread, tweet after tweet, video after video asking about how to get a goth girlfriend without ever explaining why you want a goth girlfriend outside of "penis go brrrr"
Anonymous No.33656032 [Report] >>33656084 >>33656119
>>33656020
>malevolent spiritual forces
>>33656020
>psychic damage to the caster

what sort of church do you go to that talks like they're a bunch of dungeons & dragons or MtG nerds

do chinese people also know how to do kamehamehas using tai chi? is that also real?
Anonymous No.33656066 [Report] >>33656108
>>33656025
>Second why do you want a goth girlfriend OP? I see this so much, I'm a goth, yes I know goth women are hot, but that's the only reason I ever see, and yet there's thread after thread, tweet after tweet, video after video asking about how to get a goth girlfriend without ever explaining why you want a goth girlfriend outside of "penis go brrrr"
Not OP and I think it's just zoomers with a plapcow mommy gf fetish. The goth aspect is just a little bit of spice on the big tittied big assed big goth betty.

Goths in the 80s 90s and 00s were mostly skinny girls, they would go as the Nightmare Before Christmas zombie girl for halloween, but zoomers are ipad babies raised on junk food so all of their goth girls are these big clowny bitches that weigh more than the guys who fetishize them.

I've never seen a "hod do I get a goth gf" with a picture of a goth girl who weighs less than 175 lbs.
Anonymous No.33656084 [Report] >>33656133
>>33656032

I don't go to church. Most churches are full of insincere pretenders that twist the scripture for their own benefit. I believe spirituality is a personal thing and that you can take the good ideas and concepts from all of them. I just think that if you had to pick one to live by you'd be best off with Christianity. (Specifically the teachings of Christ, not those who claim to speak for him. 10 Commandments are pretty good too imo)

All that shit I'm saying is biblical. In the Bible when it says "Have no other God before me" acknowledges that other gods exist. It also establishes that idolatry and graven images can become gods. In the Bible psychics and magic are stated to be wicked, not that they aren't real or don't exist. Psychic damage is real, you can be brainwashed and mindfucked into thinking, feeling, and believing all kinds of nasty shit. Spiritual ritual is strong enough to convince young Muslim men to strap on a C4 vest and walk into the market. Not just once, but thousands of times over the past few decades. Powerful psychological forces beyond our scientific understanding are clearly real.

Mostly though, scripture says "No God before me", not that you can't have other gods. Television can become your God, but that doesn't mean you can't watch TV. No different than how a Christian can observe other religions and Gods to see how their branch of spirituality can further the goals of the one above all others.

Lot of words, but basically if you pray or meditate over negative stuff it does bad things to your brain. Pray or meditate over positive stuff and it does good things for your brain. God doesn't even have to exist for this to be true.
Anonymous No.33656108 [Report]
>>33656066
It's just more brain rotted memes. I should have guessed it.
Anonymous No.33656112 [Report]
>>33653538
>I do believe in...
That's the extent of your shit personality
Anonymous No.33656119 [Report] >>33656138
>>33656032

>Chi
Just the word for the positive feelings you get from meditation or doing light exercise. Rest is exaggeration. All religions tend to attract prophets that double down on the messaging to seem more attractive to potential converts. Leads to over promising, under delivering, and hilarious YouTube videos of Bullshido practitioners getting laid out. Christian equivalent is televangelists who solicit donations for spiritual blessings of wealth. Not in the scripture.

Also Chakra alignment is just something people made up to get people to sit up straight and have proper posture.
Anonymous No.33656133 [Report] >>33656173
>>33656084
>Most churches are full of insincere pretenders that twist the scripture for their own benefit.
>Anyways, this is how I'm gonna twist the scripture to fuck a goth cow
Anonymous No.33656138 [Report] >>33656173
>>33656119
>it's all fake
but then how come you talk about people doing +10 psychic damage with magick spells
Anonymous No.33656173 [Report] >>33656863
>>33656133

This is my personal spirituality. Someone asked, I told it. I don't try to coerce people into thinking the same way as me. It was also 20 years ago and the goths were skinny back then.

>>33656138

The rituals are real, they can impact your own mind and spirit for better or worse. Bad rituals do bad things to you, good rituals do good things to you.
Anonymous No.33656319 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
This looks like a mom seeing if her high school clothes still fit rather than an actual goth
Anonymous No.33656391 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
>kaylanotokayy
enjoy
Anonymous No.33656581 [Report]
>>33655487
> Mary Magdalene
Why do you retards keep repeating this shit? It has been repeatedly and unequivocally condemned for centuries as unbiblical nonsense to equate her with the unnamed "sinful woman".
Anonymous No.33656863 [Report]
>>33656173
>This is my personal spirituality
well yeah except you're a christian who doesn't go to church, just call yourself a spiritual agnostic or something especially if you also believe in demons and ghosts and want to sex a goth girl
Anonymous No.33656885 [Report] >>33657012 >>33667313
>>33653468 (OP)
You don't want one. She will ruin your life.

That said, being stable attracts them. The BPD alt/goth chicks, I mean. These succubi seek out stable, calm men to act as their emotional regulators. Then they drain your life force until you are a husk, leave you shattered and broken, and then they move on to their next victim.

I'm begging you not to become their next victim. Seek a stable relationship. I will never fall for their tricks again. It's certainly hard to resist when I'm just telling you about it, but after you've waded through the fires of hell and survived, you won't want to go back ever again. The memory in your nervous system is enough.
Anonymous No.33657012 [Report] >>33658409
>>33656885
>That said, being stable attracts them. The BPD alt/goth chicks, I mean. These succubi seek out stable, calm men to act as their emotional regulators
lol lmao
>you just need to focus on your homework and also regular work and give a goth lady a nice firm handshake and talk about your job and how you own things

goth chicks want to party and have freaky sex, not stay in on weekends
Anonymous No.33657665 [Report] >>33658505
Are goth guys the same way ?
Anonymous No.33658409 [Report] >>33658751
>>33657012
>you can't be stable and also have freaky sex
Skill issue, bro.
Anonymous No.33658505 [Report] >>33658755
>>33657665
Goth guys are universally awful at sex, so keep that in mind.
Anonymous No.33658550 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
Yeah totally.
Anonymous No.33658751 [Report] >>33659381
>>33658409
"stable" is not a personality nor a lifestyle you incredibly boring person

You may as well call yourself "nice"
Anonymous No.33658755 [Report]
>>33658505
how many goth guys topped you my dude
Anonymous No.33659381 [Report] >>33659403 >>33667313
>>33658751
Stable means you're responsible, emotionally grounded and financially secure. The most important quality women like this seek out is emotional stability, because their mental illness (BPD) makes them extremely emotionally volatile and reactive, and they seek out a "comfort person" who can act as their grounding rod.

The fact you're getting so upset about it leads me to believe you have zero idea what I'm talking about and no experience with these women.
Anonymous No.33659403 [Report]
>>33659381
>Stable means you're responsible, emotionally grounded and financially secure. The most important quality women like this seek out is emotional stability
And yet seemingly 9/10 incels are workcels/careercels/moneycels who eternally complain about how bad boys who smoke drugs and listen to rock & roll and/or rap music are getting girls left and right while they get 0 chicks.

>The fact you're getting so upset about it
What makes you say that I'm upset?
Anonymous No.33659436 [Report] >>33659452 >>33659568
>>33653468 (OP)
She's just a fat hog with mental illnesses who realized how to capitalize on her power as a woman to get guys to validate her. I genuinely don't believe that women who spend SO much time into their looks are ready for a committed relationship. They are trying to "fit in" and they figured out that if they look a certain way then dudes will just jump on them and suddenly they have friends and s a friendsgroup and people that hang out around her. She'll use them for social needs, she might fuck one of them or multiple depending on what kind of person she is, but at the end of the day it's like, there's no guide on how to get one of these. Be a friendly guy in general, be a bit of a simp, approach these girls on the line to concerts, go to festivals where these types of girls go to, and oh be hot and not overweight otherwise good luck buddy.

All I just said above is a recipe to get a gf period, not just a goth one. Getting a gf I'd super hard, getting a SPECIFIC gf means being a chooser AS A GUY
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A CHOOSER AS A GUY??
therefore I'm suggesting just work on yourself and trust me that whichever girl picks you - your taste will shift to her faster than my shit right after I got home and sat on the toilet
Good luck brother
Anonymous No.33659452 [Report]
>>33659436
This is how you get a goth gf
>be goth
Anonymous No.33659568 [Report] >>33659602
>>33659436
>be hot
NTA but what if I'm balding? Am I done for?
Anonymous No.33659602 [Report]
>>33659568
NTA either but shaved-head goth has always been a look

normies shave their head too

or you could say fuck it and go 2000s Devin Townsend and grow out what's left of your hair
Anonymous No.33659730 [Report] >>33659740
>>33655761
>I was always planning on doing more than just hitting and quitting.
bro hit up a goth girl on craigslist, had sex with her with a flavor of emotional manipulation and "being her savior", and acts all fuckin smug about it

god can't you people see your own fucking flaws? you're using all this religious mumbo jumbo but at the end of the day you're just another dude she fucked off craigslist, what you said or how you treated her doesn't fucking matter. Christian my asshole
Anonymous No.33659740 [Report]
>>33659730
spoiler: none of that actually happened
Anonymous No.33662741 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
You don't want a Goth gf, you want an idealised bullshit archetype dreamt up from years of asocial internet-dwelling. You don't want to 'love' a person, you'd rather fuck a projection of your own mind sown in the virtual. Can't you see you've been effectively neutered and pacified by this place? Go and have sex.
Anonymous No.33662776 [Report] >>33662823
You are on 4chan. You aren't Christian, you're a larper whose self-worthlessness is aided slightly by having some Big Book to point to.

If you want to be more Christlike, and get the girl, and be attractive, you need to stop treating women like dating sims to be captured and won.
Anonymous No.33662823 [Report]
>>33662776
>If you want to be more Christlike
Makes sense. I'm not OP but do you think God is real? Idk your comment made me think, I wish I could be more like Christ but I'm not sure I believe
Kuthix No.33662845 [Report] >>33667315
>>33653468 (OP)
She looks like she'd make a terrible mother. Why would you want to be with a woman like this?
Anonymous No.33666417 [Report]
>>33655815
Kek the being Christian yet meeting goth girls for casual sex posts are funny af. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN. Just as bad as chicks that have a ton of sex then turn to god. Cringe af.
Anonymous No.33667287 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
find a goth christian. they exist, i know a couple
Anonymous No.33667313 [Report]
>>33659381
>>33656885
>stable stable le stable muh stable

the weird part is that this isn't even bad advice per se. Yes, you should be stable in your life. You should be able to work a 9-5 job without getting fired for REEEEing at customers or co-workers, you should be living on your own driving your own car paying your taxes cooking your own food, you should be able to not fall into cycles of addiction or pits of depression.


but this has NOTHING to do with getting a girlfriend, let alone getting a goth girlfriend.

Right now there's a whole assembly line of dudes who aren't stable at all, they're either on their way to prison, currently in prison, or freshly out of prison and they all have girlfriends.

It has nothing to do with their genes and jaw bones and social media or whatever, it's just that these guys have charismatic personalities. Usually a decent sense of fashion and appearance as well

>>33656025
>First of all there are many goths that are Christians.
No there fuckin isn't lol. Are there some? Yes. But they're a one in a million unicorn.
Anonymous No.33667315 [Report]
>>33662845
>She looks like she'd make a terrible mother.
Why?
Anonymous No.33667460 [Report]
>>33655815
Lmao love the pic
Anonymous No.33667665 [Report]
>>33653468 (OP)
looking at that makeup maybe you really want clussy