Thread 33654728

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Gender
What’s your best childhood memory?

state gender

What are your thoughts on pursuing someone who's in a LDR?

Infinite foid hate

Do black women like white guys?

>>33654738
Yes

>>33654728 (OP)
Both genders,
Thoughts on kissing after oral?

>>33654728 (OP)
cute

10,000 years of plap

>>33654742
That sounds nasty

>>33654742
F
Only makes sense to me if it’s another woman

>>33654733
M
Basically every minute I spent hanging out with my grandpa. Playing games, reading books, learning about his trains and old electronics.

>>33654734
BAD

>>33654742
Good. She deserves some affection after doing all that.

>>33654742
Only if she earns it.

>>33654737
is that your signature move

>>33654754
What?

>>33654754
KEKKK

>>33654733
>What’s your best childhood memory?
F
The day I got my dog. He was a bluetick my uncle gave me for my birthday. I had him for 14 years.

>>33654738
>Do black women like white guys?
More than the other racial groups of guys.

>>33654742
>Thoughts on kissing after oral?
F
Mandatory. How can you expect someone else to put your sexual fluids in their mouth when you won't?

>>33654734
M
The same as the last fifty times this was asked.
One person needs to have the funds for meeting up regularly.
Both need to make concrete plans and stick to them.
Good communication is even more important than in a normal relationship.

After I get abs, what else do I need to do to be hot?

>>33654759
He’s asking about going after a girl who has a boyfriend but it’s LDR.

>>33654733
F
Going to the baseball game with my mom and dad and getting my cap signed

>>33654733
M
Before the days when every kid had a phone, I had the stereotypical fantasy of meeting a slightly older, cool, pretty tomboy at camp who said dude a lot. We spent the whole few weeks hanging out every moment of the day

>>33654760
thighs if M
whatever you want queen if F

>>33654760
well developed back. its the secret sauce to make your chest pop.
traps can be hit or miss

>>33654760
Nothing (F)
Male? Get taller, expand your shoulder bones and hand bones

>>33654768
yaoi hands training?

>>33654760
Get a personality and some individualism

>>33654742
M

Hot

>>33654761
That sounds like a bad idea.

>>33654765
My thighs are already too big
>>33654766
My back is good too
>>33654775
What aspects personality wise?

>>33654774
honestly if you havent been sticking your hand in a jar of sand since you were 8 and kneading it for a minimum of 2 hours per day you may as well install grindr because NO woman is EVER gone fw u

>>33654748
Why though

>>33654783
>hand width
woah woah woah, what are you, a fag? women only care about finger length, hand width is to attract men, you aren't gay are you?

>>33654782
Start reading philosophy and be ready to talk about it on dates. Nietzsche is a good start.

>>33654742
No comment.
Whoever considers asking/answering this is a sexual degenerate.

>>33654787
But I don't like philosophy

*impregnates every male anon itt with triplets*

>>33654733
M

Getting my first console, a Nintendo Gamecube and playing it with my siblings. There was really something magical about it. The part where my parents were "never ever"ing us about getting a console because we had multiple PCs that led to disbelief when it appeared in our hallway the day my older brother got home from uni for Christmas. Us having to leave it on for 8 hours straight because my parents didn't know what a memory card was.

>>33654789
That’s not nice.

>>33654742
Male
I would like kisses after going down on a girl

>>33654793
not again

>>33654787
You sound like an incel.

>>33654793
Stop trying to get me to stick a coat hanger up my ass.

>>33654784
I don’t know, probably watched too much porn.

>>33654793
I'm ok with your terms but you need to take responsibility.
Marriage
Now

>>33654787
read church history and be like, "Well you know, Augustine was obsessed with a concubine the way young people are obsessed with pornstars today." or "That's ism, Patrick" with a really shitty fake Irish accent.

*attempts backflip*
*lands on face*

>>33654802
took me some time to understand, i hope it's not what i'm thinking
>>33654807
only if your tiddies will get bigger than mine

>>33654799
Yeah that was the joke. I tell the dude to be an individual and he asks what personality he should have.

>>33654742
F, love it. Not wanting to make out deeply right after, okay, but I wouldn't give oral to a guy who would not kiss me at all after and I love tasting myself on someone's mouth.

>>33654787
>>33654782
do NOT read philosophy for the purpose of talking about it on dates holy shit

>>33654795
I relate bro. I grew up on NES and a bit of N64 and when my brother bought me a GameCube and I saw the Melee opening, I cried. I never imagined games could look that good.

>>33654815
There are multiple parts of personality

>>33654819
i hope you didn't have any personal bad experiences with it anon

Having a waifu in your teens counts as experiencing young love. TRUST

>>33654733
f. playing with my sister. we had so many stuffed animals we shared a room and dedicated an entire second room to stuffed animal land. they used bottlecaps as money and some were married with kids and there was an orphanage. i miss it.

>>33654733
F, not a single favorite but my sister features in almost all of my best ones. Especially sharing a double hotel bed on a vacation and her telling me stories before I fell asleep.

>>33654823
Yeah and if he’s so hopeless that he’s like “uhhhh what’s a personality?” we might as well fuck him up more.

>>33654826
who was your waifu

>>33654830
That's not what he asked

>>33654799
>>33654819
>>33654829
Why are FUCKING WOMEN afraid to talk about the meaning of life and nature of humanity? I guess because you have no meaning or humanity, lol.

>>33654829
>we might as well fuck him up more.
@mods
Make this a banner immediately.

>>33654829
>we might as well fuck him up more
the council has decided to turn him into a slut and let that be his personality, begin the procedure

>>33654827
>>33654828
Wholesome.

>>33654830
is*

>>33654839
is that monica drawn by a time traveling ww1 soldier? i didn't play ddlc

>>33654835
A DATE IS NOT A LECTURE HALL YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG

ALL CONVERSATIONS HAVE AN APPROPRIATE TIME AND PLACE BUT I AM GOING ON A DATE WITH Y O U NOT FUCKING FRIEDRICH

>>33654819
How about rome?

where do you find girls with niche interests?
also girls would you wear a dress like this casually. it looks so good

>>33654846
yea history is cool. not for like, the whole date, but learning something cool as a part of it sounds fun.

Women, are you a good girl, or one of them bad girls?

>>33654852
you sound like a massive faggot

>>33654742
M
before cumming, I guess its fine.
after cumming, get that shit out of here maine

>>33654854
when we were growing up my sister was the good girl and i was the bad girl. now she's the bad girl and i'm a girl failure and our parents are divorced

>>33654835
I wouldn't know, I am not a woman, incel-chan.

>>33654855
damn right, so bend over prettyboy, im going into that hole raw

>>33654835
philosophy is pussy desiccation material, discuss it with your bros
I guarantee your understanding of Nietzsche is sophmoric as hell for you to think "I'll talk about him with a woman"

>>33654809
Patric and Donnal are based, also, no coarse joking pls.

Imagine actually reading Nietzsche before talking about him. Couldn't be me.

>>33654866
the only philosophers I take advice from are those who have confirmed kills

>>33654835
because you're inevitably going to quiz me on shit you read and act superior about it instead of helpfully and playfully exploring the idea. men who whip out high academia on a date don't do it to bond, you do it to peacock. it's nauseating and embarassing to witness.

discussing anything intellectual with men can often be impossible because so many of you seem to try to use it as a means of conquest and mental domination. the ones who don't do that... don't bring it up on dates.

>>33654795
>>33654820
I miss the Gamecube so much anons… Maybe I should look into getting one.

>>33654853
Knowing my propensity to autistically rant and the likelyness of people to not care or just ask polite questions I have set myself a format kind of like rhetoric.
If brought up I can talk for a bit, then will drop it or move on unless they ask follow ups at which point I can talk a bit more or maybe ask them what interests them

>>33654852
Don’t think I have any niche interests. But I would wear a dress like that

>>33654868
i'll never forget when tsundere dead sea told me that i'm not his little centurion

>>33654854
Mostly good

Hey, you! Yes, you with the titties!
I love you.

Hating women is the right thing to do.

>>33654879
>But I would wear a dress like that

Women
Do you ever fantasize about having a dick?

>>33654872
nta, yeah i literally play the bimbo and date dumbasses exclusively because the peacocking is SO obnoxious from "intelligent" and "educated" men. you can't even play bimbo with them, because eventually they realize that you are smarter than you let on, and that you might even be smarter than them, and that's when the games begin to undercut you and make sure you know you're beneath him.

give me ghetto dumbass moids or give me death

>>33654852
Im most interested in dem gigantic boobies

>>33654889
Leave my fucking manboobs alone.

>>33654852
the type of woman who isnt a 10/10 at all, but would marry in a heartbeat, protect and cherish forever
what do you call this

>>33654812
That's either 3/4 of a backflip, which is still pretty impressive, or it's a hilarious spectacular fail that deserves applause.

>>33654894
this is why i like boys who have all the autistic ranting power but none of the superiority complex who try to explain the lore of dune or something. it's cute and i've never heard this shit before in my life so there's no posturing

>>33654893
>Do you ever fantasize about having a dick?
More than I should desu. Wish I just had a retractable dick that I could use to impregnate women and pass on my American Eagle jeans.

>>33654892
rawr~

>>33654893
no. i don't see the point in having one. i can come a million times with a pussy and never have to worry about whisky dick or getting it up

>>33654852
>where do you find girls with niche interests?
At museums, apparently.

>>33654852
>webm
Fuck, my balls are yearning the releas so much right now, but I have to hold back...

>>33654902
autistic moids are pretty good until you have an overlapping interest and then the mansplain level reaches radical new heights

>>33654893
No

>>33654893
I have fantasized a ton about moving through the world as a man, but not having a dick, doesn't interest me.

>>33654875
It’s probably cheaper to get a Wii, then you can nostalgiafag for that too.

>>33654910
Are you one of them types where being told something you already knew but he didnt know you knew is reeee worthy?

>big chest anon will not smother me to death

Why live

>>33654919
me next

>>33654919
why would you want that? its probably all sweaty and smells like him and even worse his firm, but meaty arms will crush the back of your skull and neck as they wrap around you
youd barely be able to breathe

Laying on my couch, eating some salami with swiss cheese while watching my silly eSports.

>>33654894
>>33654902
What autistic interests are okay or not? Is video game trivia okay?

>>33654920
Is this what women think is hot?

Where do they find all these titty monsters for Japanese porn? I thought they were mostly flat

>>33654927
no, just me

>>33654924
>Laying on my couch, eating some salami with swiss cheese
This sounds really nice
>while watching my silly eSports.
ruined it.

>>33654920
>closet chadsexual incel bursting out of the closet saying no, no, no! its all wrong! THIS is how you do it!

That feel when no PLAPhog gf

>>33654929
Well, have fun with that I guess.

>>33654923
what a rotten way to die

>>33654932
Guess that's why I didn't invite you eh.

Genders
Where does all the sand between the cushions of my armchair come from? I keep vacuuming it clean yet more sand always accumulate. I don't get it.

>>33654903
/atoga/ futanarization incident

Dressing femanon up as a clown and giving her a creampie.*

*it's an actual pie. I throw it at her. Get your mind out of the gutter.

>>33654939
No, that's not the reason you didn't invite me.

Life is going so good. I know eventually I will be happy. I can't wait to make my wife happy.

>>33654912
>I have fantasized a ton about moving through the world as a man
You mean standing still.
NTA

>>33654948
That’s a nice feeling. What makes life so good?

>>33654948
Granted. She has a thing for extreme pegging.

What do you think of IKEA? And especially the weird unpronounceable names they attach to all their things?

>>33654947
i just don't get it. women clearly know we want this. all men want it. and they refuse to give it to us. they would rather let the world burn and go up in flames with it than give men even the smallest bit of comfort, at NO cost to themselves. why?
@foids why

>>33654903
Excellent post.
Are you the /d/ femanon?

>>33654952
I hate the store layout. Their meatballs are ass. Their build quality is ass for how much you pay for it. I've gotten better furniture off wayfair and didn't have to walk a fucking traffic circle of a store to get it.

>>33654946
You'll never know.

>>33654952
F
I haven’t been to one

>>33654926
depends entirely on the person you are dating, it isn't something you can glean from us that will apply to someone else.

>>33654948
Don't worry, she'll get sick of you quick, stop putting out, nag you for doing the chores wrong and resent you for being her second choice.

>>33654953
sorry, i'm not a cheater, so i can't spit in your mouth personally

>>33654952
Any time I look at anything to buy for my appartment, I just get reminded how insanely ugly everything at Ikea is.
M

>>33654945
you can't imagine the sacrifices i am prepared to make in order for my gf to feel comfortable clownmaxxing. i would do things for clussy that make stalin look like a humanitarian.

>>33654953
that's the cuck anon, goth girls should be thinking about getting railed by peter steele or something like that, that's the law

>>33654956
>for how much you pay for it
IKEA is meant to be cheap ass, isn't it? That's the only reason I'd shop there.

>>33654960
demoralization-chan delusionpost. ignore and move on

>>33654964
>that's the cuck anon
idk kind of sounds like you're the cuck guy here

>>33654952
it's fine, i like to visit the stores but they're very basic

>>33654962
Post some furniture that's more your style.

>>33654963
https://www.decentcandle.com/shop/clown-fetish

>>33654814
They are not but i can get on hrt and a boob job if that is what you want l, or if you mean manly chest I will increase the workouts.

>>33654970
that's because you assume anyone is male, something he should do too

There's a dating event I want to go to, and the categories when you register are Singles Men, Singles Women, and Singles LGBT+. I legit have no idea if I should pick Men or Women. Is the "Men" category for men, or for women who are interested in men? My head is spinning.

>>33654964
nta, but am goth girl, just looked up peter steele. would

>>33654974
I am too lazy for that right now, but I like high constrast things in furniture, like black and white or gray and white. Some sheen and places that are functional, while also you can put up pictures and souvenirs from your travels and friends.

>>33654979
Ask someone

>>33654979
If you're a single man you should probably register as a single man. Unless you're gay in which case go ahead and register as LGBT+. That last category seems like a tacked on afterthough and not very well thought out though.

>>33654984
So a bi would choose all.

>>33654976
i do not speak trannish, yes i appreciate manliness and i'm mostly just sillyposting

>>33654981
Sounds like IKEA to me.

>>33654987
I'm assuming they're counting bi as LGBT+.

>>33654990
In theory yes, but in practice Ikea is the most barebones shit that gives you a depressed 70s Skandinavian warehouse mood when you look at it.
I SHOULD like Ikea, but it's all just too fucking basic.

>>33654991
The B in lgbt is for Bionicals.

>>33654969
stupid marriagecuck

>>33654980
yay, i don't know his band but i know lots of girls like him, nothing against twinks enjoyers though

>>33654999
bro this post would be less gay if it was just a picture of you gargling someone's nutsack

>>33654999
it's already over for twinkcels like me anyway

Peter Steele is dead.

>>33655005
literally who

>>33655009
Me.
I'm not dead I'm just hiding.

The boomer coworker has called me again, just so he can ask copilot how to do this while I am on the phone because I am good with tech...

>>33655002
i don't care you're already pregnant with my triplets sorry

triplets born

>>33655013
The fuck kind of business does someone like that have to use copilot? Isn't that a programming tool?

>>33655013
I love your coworkers so much.

>>33655017
the throne awaits!!

>>33655017
grats

>>33655013
Just open your boipussy to him already.

>>33655020
a seer warns of a deadly fate!

>>33655023
give your children, separate!

>>33655023
This is what happens if you masturbate...

>>33654805
I have seen a few porn videos where they do that and it's really hot

>>33655028
bide your time, lie in wait!

>>33655033
SONIIC UNDERGROUUUNNNDDDD!!!!

How many debt-free virgins with no tattoos do you think are left out there?

>>33655035
SONIC UNDERGROOOUUUUND
THEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOOOOUUND!!!

>>33655036
explain "debt free"

>>33655036
I love whores. I love our new internet whore economy.

>>33655032
Yeah! Good there are more people feel that way

>>33655036
I’m one

Guy here
I'm asexual and aromantic. Also mildly autistic.
I've been told I unintentionally flirt a lot
Can any women explain what I could do to not come off as being interested in them? I don't want to bait anyone into thinking I'm looking for more than a polite conversation, giving someone a chance to vent, or offering them a genuine compliment.

>>33655045
*kidnaps you for marriage*

>>33654920
I would do this as some roleplay if my gf asked.

>>33655045
i'm two (still no idea what debt-free means)

>>33655036
Who cares.

>>33655035
>>33655037
Good anons.

>>33655046
>aroace
Disgusting

>>33655053
probably someone who would never be chosen by a woman like that

>>33655047
Don’t do that
>>33655050
I think it means you don’t have any debts. Like loans

How do i convince my gf we need to get a pet femboy?

>>33655018
Meh its like chatgpt you can ask it anything.
But instead he asks me how to ask copilot and then he does it.

>>33655046
Sorry but you have to ask someone around you who made this observation, so they can give you a real example you remember.

The difference between flirting and not flirting is as subtle as the difference between deadpan joking and being serious and not joking. It's more about your vibe and attitude than anything else. But those we cannot judge, only someone around you who knows you can observe what makes YOUR specific behavior come across as flirty.

The only foolproof general way to avoid it is by being aloof altogether which is obviously very extreme.

>>33654733
M
Getting my first dog and all the memories I made with him.

>>33655064
Tell him to ask chatgpt next time, instead of asking you. Why do you even talk to him?

>>33654905
> i can come a million times with a pussy and never have to worry about whisky dick or getting it up
Well at least someone doesn't take it for granted

Wow, I'm really glad I wasn't killed in front of thousands of people by a bullet that was engraved with 'notices your bulgey wuldgey OWO'
That kinda shit ends up on your permanent cosmic record.

Womens
How many guys with feelings for you have you turned down?
What's the most number of times a single suitor has asked you out?

>>33655075
I've never been asked out

>>33655062
Tell her that she can play with him too.

>>33655036
don't care i just need a mommy gf

>>33655065
Damn. My biggest enemy. Subtlety in social settings. I'll work in the conversations as they happen and try to adjust my body and spoken language as needed. I'm sure I'll get there eventually. Thanks, anon.

>>33655076
Would you like to go on a date with me and possibly have baby-making sex afterwards?

>>33655075
At least 50
100+

>>33655076
Do you wanna go out sometime?

>>33655083
>100+
Did he kill himself?

>>33655083
>100+
Unless he used a script, you're a troll.

>>33655073
Are you a hateful person that think people should get gunned down?

>>33655070
Because then I can post here on another device and it seems like I am working

>>33654997
Hell yeah brother.
>>33654989
Sorry I was leaning into the /d/ larp

>>33655057
Why not?

>>33655089
Certainly not with bullets engraved with furry memes at the very least.

>>33655075
>How many guys with feelings for you have you turned down?
probably more than 20 but i have no idea if those feelings were really real
>What's the most number of times a single suitor has asked you out?
probably around 4 because if they get pushy i try to disappear from their life if possible

>>33655036
You never specified female so a lot.

>>33655085
No lol
I'm 26 and we've been friends since 13
He stopped expecting a yes a long time ago he just likes expressing his feelings and I tell him it's healthy that he does

>>33655075
Irl 1
Online/dating app/message, more than I can count.
What do you mean single suitor?

>>33654742
F
Vile

>>33655098
He sounds whipped.

>>33655081
For what it's worth, it can go a long way to make sure you do not pair a compliment (or another interaction you are aware can easily read flirtatious) with long eye contact. The more potentially romantic it sounds, the more offhand the delivery should be, including body language. Wanting to not just make the compliment but watch and enjoy it landing makes it extra tender/warm and that ups the chance someone either reads more into it or simply likes it so much they will read more into things you do going forward.

And if you have two sample groups, women who got the wrong idea and women that didn't, you can compare yourself if you see a common pattern in how you behaved with one group vs the other. Good luck!

>>33655095
Hm. Then you might be in trouble, that is what that guy wanted

>>33655090
Back when I was working I always thought of it like doing actual work is more fun and satisfying than pretending and making it look like I was working. They got rid of me.

Only females can be virgins.

>>33654952
F
Childhood memories, it was always like a mini Disneyland trip lol, especially at Christmas where the one we went to had a colossal tree outsidr
However grown up now, I realized this: >>33654962

Men I think I’m legitimately depressed but I think one of you could cure it. But it might be too late

>>33655100
Wait until I slobber your pussy juice down your left nostril.

>>33655111
Gay trips?

>>33655099
As in, what's the most that one person has asked you out. Most guys only ask once.

>>33655110
I forgot to mention, always loved the names and thought they were cool
Like KLOCKIS the alarm clock lol

>>33655111
If you mean by putting my dick in you, sorry, you're way over there and I can't reach.

>>33655092
so, you know women can be picky in general, even if they might be sexually open
now imagine a woman who, most probably, actively chose to stay virgin, most likely to experience these things only/at first with the man she really feels doubletriple okay with
how good are the chances that this kind of anon is what she's looking for? just because she might fits his terms?

>>33655108
Its not like I'm avoiding work, he called and didn't take the suggestion to ask ai alone serious so I stayed and posted.
I even helped when he worded his question not specific enough and confused it.
Its good to know that if it does reppace people, the not hyperspecific autists will go first

>>33655112
Anon please seek some help

>>33655111
Been together with one chronically depressed person already.
Never again.

>>33655111
How has your sleep been?

>>33655126
I'm seeking your help in eating you out.

>>33655096
Yeah I'm sure 20 guys were all just lying to you. Why are women like this

>>33655110
How does that affect the memories? Are the childhood memories tainted, or does the good memories elevate the reality? Or are the experiences entirely separated in your mind.
>>33655116
Most of the names seem to be much more nonsensical.

>>33655122
I guess when you put it that way..but hey, truth can also be stranger than fiction sometimes

>>33655132
>Why are women like this
Because men are like that

>>33655097
Only women can be virgins

Men is there a way to gain weight without having to exercise? I'm a man btw

eating femanon's pussy with a knife and fork

>>33655115
Oh! Eh, the first time I didn’t know it was a date until we were halfway into it. I declined the second time, it just happened too.

>>33655132
because many make it pretty obvious that they fall mostly because of looks and i'm not interested in that

>>33655140
lucozade will have you packing on a 2lb a week (of fat)

>>33655140
Eat lots and get fat.

>>33655140
Drink a lot of hard liquor.

Disclaimer: this also kills you.

>>33655133
It elevates the reality

>>33655138
You mean maybe the guys were just trying to sleep with you? Maybe some of them, but all 20+?

>>33655148
>Maybe some of them, but all 20+?
Wouldn't surprise me at all. M and NTA btw.

>>33655127
I’m not chronically depressed
>>33655129
Not good

nibbling on the cock

>>33655147
That's nice. Happy you can see the g

>>33655152
Then what type of "legitimately depressed" are you?

>>33655154
Silly...

>>33655138
>>33655096
Women are evil, you had so many people love you and you shit on them here

>>33655156
The kind that makes me hate being alive

>>33655103
Thanks!

>>33655150
It would surprise me. Maybe a high percentage, but at those numbers a literal 100% is extremely unlikely. Anonette is probably just shy and doesn't want to consider that people can actually like her.

>>33655160
Yeah that's the type I meant.
Sorry.

Gender
Are The Beatles still relevant?

>>33655148
it wasn't me who replied there but still applies, probably? you're supposed to get there at some point anyway and i feel like i want to be in a relationship only with a person that feels right enough for me and those people didn't show it, most of them didn't even know me for long enough

>>33655163
Men often confuse lust with love without realising it themselves.

>>33655144
>lucozade
They don't sell that here, but I'll have it noted
>>33655145
I try but for some reason I simply can't
>>33655146
Well...everytime I have a few money I spend it on beers, or junk food in order to get fat. And don't worry I am aware it would kill me and that's exactly what I am looking for too

>>33655152
Did you know being sleep deprived inhibits your ability to recall happy meories but not bad ones? Of yourse that would get you down.
Sleep more and mood will improve

Women
Do you hate it when you bump into a man, you fall over and he gets his dick stuck in your pussy?

>>33655170
nta, I'm a man and I think for many men lust just comes before love.

>>33655172
>They don't sell that here, but I'll have it noted
Any sugarbomb softdrink or energydrink will do.
>everytime I have a few money
Clearly you have too few money.

>>33655159
first anon isn't me but i don't know what else to say other than i feel like you're putting me in the same group as anyone else and i can't really do much about that
love is something that should also be shared between two people and not just one, i had it happen too

>>33655164
If I loved you I would like being alive again
>>33655174
I can’t sleep I either lay there for hours or I wake up too early it isnt fair and I take the aids and everything

>>33655102
What do you mean?

>>33655179
Noted and yes, yes I do. This Summer I am totally looking for a job. My dream one is working at pest control

>>33655036
Who is this breeding sow

>>33655188
Meaning you would put that pressure of your entire existence on me. Potentially even make suicide threads or at least suicide jokes.
As I said, I have been through that already and it's not something I want to experience ever again.
But I wish you all the best in finding some wait to alleviate your pain and what hurts you, I'm sure you don't deserve to feel this way.

I don’t have depression I’m just depressed. Once I have a purpose I’ll feel better

shaving your balls seems really scary, one wrong move and all your cum leaks out

>>33655194
Pick a purpose. Unless you like feeling depressed.

>>33655199
foid hands
every guy knows to remove his cum before shaving

>>33655193
Why would I do that

>>33655199
Get something like this. It's practically impossible you cut yourself with it and you get a smooth shave.

>>33655199
The balls are surprisingly resilient. My boss told me that his cat clawed at his naked balls one time and there was blood and that’s about all that happened really

>>33655163
i don't want to mass reply about my virgin situation lmao but that's also true, i got better with shyness but i tried to explain why i felt things went like that regardless, all of that was irl

>>33655166
F
Don’t know what it is, superheroes?

>>33655201
My purpose has to pick me too

>>33655209
Well I guess that answers that.
Also fuck I feel old now.

>>33655213
No. That's not how that works. Now you're just making excuses and deflecting responsibility for yourself.

I've been out of the dating pool for about a year, and holy fucking shit I am completely blackpilled after a week of this. If it's not someone with a kid, it's the most milquetoast boring bitch of all time, with three pictures of them looking pretty and "make me laugh" or whatever the fuck. The worst part is that the women I'm actually into are universally fucking crazy. I feel so trapped, where the fuck are nerds supposed to meet other nerds?

>>33655220
What’s wrong with wanting my purpose to be having a family. That takes two

>>33655215
How old are you anon. I’m 22 so I don’t know anything

>>33655205
That was my experience with a very depressed gf I had who had a similar attitude.

>>33655225
>What’s wrong with wanting my purpose to be having a family.
When you let it be an excuse to wallow in misery.

>>33655046
>Flirting
>behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone
Hey so, lots of people confuse platonic intrest with romantic intrest. So sometimes they get confused because most people default to these signals as romantic intrest. So you probably need to continually clarify you only mean platonic intrest until they understand you.

Girls on period finally get to know what it feels like to have to shave

>>33655199
lol
I got a body shaver/trimmer and that works mostly alright once I learned how. Any cuts I ever had were quite small and there was just a small amount of blood.

>>33655228
I'm 20 years older.
The Beatles were an extremely popular and influential music group from my parents generation.

>>33655170
Men have a much easier time discerning between lust and love. Women will convince themselves that what they are experiencing is love, even if it is just lust. "Lust isn't acceptable, so it HAS to be Love"

>>33655222
If you don't want to date someone with a child then you shouldn't be dating or wanting children with someone. Simple as. This is a valid criticism of your attitude toward children in general if you can't handle it. Just go on and continue to be single, nobody is waiting for you.

>>33655148
If a man wants a woman, he's going to sexually desire her too, so a woman can decide a man "only wanted her sexually" on a whim. They'll then turn around and complain about men having "Madonna-Whore complexes" while expecting no sexual intent from a man. (That said, I think of them have misunderstood what the term means)

Women, why aren't you getting plapped right now?

>>33655235
Oh okay so I’m a few generation too late then. Don’t feel bad though~

Is a man likely to still prefer porn to his partner if she has a high sex drive and enjoys taking charge, meaning sex doesn't require effort on his part or even vaginal contact very often?

Women, do you also love the smell of gas/paint/nail polish?

>>33654734
Retarded. I'm in a LDR and feel extreme contempt when I've been approached (even if the guy has no way to know about my bf).

Women
How would you feel if I yelled “FEMANON IS PICKING HER NOSE!!” in front of of the whole class?

>>33655242
i have to go to the dentist in an hour

>>33655247
s tier: nail polish
a tier: paint
b tier: gas

>>33655244
A man that prefers porn typically prefers it because he feels less self-conscious enjoying sexual content alone, because porn is zero effort, and/or because porn offers a lot of variety.

Basically if he prefers it he just will, regardless of what his partner does or does not do. Even sex with a 10/10 model is a hassle compared to quietly jerking off. It's kind of taboo but not that uncommon for men to prefer the quick, worryless release over the hassle at least sometimes, if not in general.

>>33655229
Sorry
>>33655230
I’m not wallowing in misery

>>33655238
>you shouldn't be dating or wanting children with someone
I don't want children, what the fuck are you on about? More so than that, raising someone else's kid is cuckshit and I'm not doing that.

>>33655244
I think porn in a relationship is only ok when you consune it together with your partner.
But why would I not prefer to cum to the love of my life?
M

Women are you excited for Fire Emblem three houses 2?!

>>33655251
Does he plap good?

>>33655258
wish it wasn't connected to 3h but looks cool

>>33655255
It's ok, it wasn't your fault.
And I don't fault you for wanting a partner.

>>33655241
i feel like people are not seeing my actual replies, can i just repeat that these men didn't even know me for long enough and i'm someone who cares about my first experiences because i'm a more closed person? I also don't really feel like i have anything to do with the second part but it doesn't really matter i guess

>>33655252
Favourite nail polish?

>>33655244
Yes, only because porn provides variety

>>33655261
>wish it wasn't connected to 3h
Didnt like 3h?

>>33655256
Ok then you are looking in the wrong places and should fuck off with the rest of the drug addicts and degens to their holes in the wall.

>>33655253
>>33655268
So a dead bedroom is kind of guaranteed when you date most guys?
>>33655257
Wholesome, anon. I hope my guy is like this long-term.

>>33655263
Maybe I shouldn’t what if I become like that too

>>33655265
ILNP makes the quality stuff that doesnt' kill your wallet

>>33654852
She's adorable

>>33655242
He's at work :(

>>33655276
Later then?

>>33655242
No! I’m ordering pizza hehe

>>33655271
Just don't date a lazy guy. I was with a lazy porn addict and vs my active horndog gym bf it's night and day. My bf doesn't even watch porn he just watches football or fucks me. When I first met him he self described himself as a hard worker. I have all his passwords because he has nothing to hide. For the first time ever I actually sometimes turn a man down for sex sometimes. It's insane

>>33655281
>I have all his passwords because he has nothing to hide.
And he has your passwords?

>>33655244
Unfortunately, most men are porn addicts and have overly normalized porn consumption to the point where they will react emotionally to what I'm about to type.

Find a man who doesn't consume porn or at least fully abstains from it in a relationship. Despite the gooner screeching that's about to ensue, men like this do exist. Sex with them is insanely good and you never have a dead bedroom or a sex pest problem with them. Don't settle for a man that prefers fantasy to reality.

>>33655111
Why are you like this?

>>33655271
lol thanks, I am a dirty dominant bastard... but only for the person I love.

>>33655272
I think only you can truly know that.
Ask yourself how you would react if your partner left you. That tells you a lot about how you'd be with him in general.

>>33655273
Hmm, they look glitter and sexy!
Do you have any favourite colors and style?

>>33655278
he might refuse because he gave me cramps from coming too much yesterday and he doesn't want to hurt me :|

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33655140
Over eating.

>>33655284
No but I keep everything signed in on the front computer basically. He used to have my phone password but I changed it because he was texting people without my consent. He's a little possessive

should i go have sex?

>>33655290
How many orgasms did you have?

>>33655189
If they still have feelings and orbit you then they are deeply hoping you change your mind typically.

>>33655295
With who?

>>33655295
what sex

>>33655296
more than i can count because i was gooning all day before that, put on a slutty dress and jumped him when he walked in the door. at least 5 while we were fucking.

>>33655293
What an awful relationship lmao

women when are you getting married?

>>33655295
I’d rather have sex than have gender

Women, would (You) take this deal?
>>>33652568
>I'd redesign their cycle to where they can still have healthy pregnancies, but without having luteal, follicular, or menstrual phases of their cycle. Oh, and they'd be stuck ovulating 24/7 :)

>>33655293
>he was texting people without my consent
From your phone, pretending to be you?!

>>33655271
There are men who don't care much for porn or like porn fine but not the way they like sex.

>>33655298
first guy that tells me he likes me
>>33655299
heterosexual

>>33655293
he was texting people from your phone? wtf

>>33655307
You shouldn't lose your virginity like that. I did, and I regret it to this day.

>>33655307
ok, yes

>>33655305
Yeah he was but in his defense he was just jealous

>>33654742

M, absolutely fine, and if it grosses you out, get over it you prude

>>33655302
we've talked about it seriously, but we've only been dating for a few months, so it would be ridiculous to do it so soon. i'm expecting him to propose around 1 year mark. wedding would take a little longer to save up for.

Should i jerk of to real women or anime women today?

>>33655312
nooo anon i'm sorry, i was just joking
past is past, i hope you make sure to create many memories to cherish, i won't ask but i'm sure you had your reasons back then

>>33655320
f
anime women

>>33654904
meow

>>33655315
>in his defense he was just jealous
Ok you are a troll.

>>33655300
What a lucky guy. I hope he ravishes you again today.

>>33655307
I've told you before that I like you...

>>33655320
anime women. let us know if you find anything fun. i discovered the neet girl thread in /d/ yesterday, that was fun

Women, is jealousy hot?

>>33655295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqCXoX9Kv4

>>33655300
Somebody's ovulating...

>>33655307
Doubt

>>33655332
When isn't our little baka horny?

>>33655329
f, depends on your reaction to jealousy. it's normal to feel jealous. it can be cute if it causes him to try a little harder for my attention, or be showoffy, or grab me in public etc. it's not cute at all if he's demanding to look through my texts or forbidding me to go out or trying to control my behavior in any way

>>33655329
To me, not at all.

>>33655327
this is why we can't have sex, what about who said it before you?
you should have said "i like you anon" freshly clean with the server reset
>>33655333
yeah i won't, i never lose

I think I might need Blatinx pussy just one more time..

I've noticed I fuck her harder if I'm feeling jealous.

>>33655338
>what about who said it before you?
That were femanons lying to you.

Yesterday I saw YouTube's alternative theater mode where the video takes the whole screen and you can place the comments on the side, but today I'm not getting that theater mode but the older one where the video simply expands horizontally.
How do I get the newer theater mode again?
New theater mode:
https://files.catbox.moe/eozyed.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/dqyqyn.jpeg
Old theater mode:
https://files.catbox.moe/dcu5fp.jpeg

>>33655329
i don't find it appealing, it feels like it makes the man sound less confident and co-dependent and i'm not into that

>>33655340
Enjoy the STDs.

>>33655300
What positions did you do?

>>33655344
lmao

>>33655347
>>33655351
What?

Exhib I found this and thought you'd be into it

>all the alt/goth/different girls here are fat or gay
>all the in shape ones are fucking karashian wannabe golddiggers
being slavic is such suffering

>>33655343
nice save, i think that if we make that everyone was female before you i could close an eye
they were not anons in the first place though but don't tell anyone

>>33655353
>you'd be into it
*in it

>>33655353
Who, me? I'd never...

>>33655355
>they were not anons in the first place though
True, the were all me larping as a genderbent version of myself.
Just as horny, just as naughty.

>>33655244
Your question implies that a man would generally prefer porn to his partner and I don't think that's true
But in your case it is especially not true
Porn, at least in my case, is a stand-in for intimacy because I have none. If I had legitimate intimacy I'd vastly prefer that

Do tomboys like white moids?

femanon, are you a baddie?

>>33655357
Kekd
>>33655358
Did you read the old greentext about a guy that got seduced by a skinwalker but was too scared to continue?

>>33655363
yes im awful

>>33655366
>Did you read the old greentext about a guy that got seduced by a skinwalker but was too scared to continue?
I did not. Do you know where one could find it? You know, so I can avoid it.

>>33655363
im a goon

>>33655354
I still would.

>>33655244
for me its more of a time thing. I dont have time for sex all the time. If you could have something like
>come home
>throw her on the bed
>fuck her
>boom done
>get dressed
>get back on the grind
then sure
but women dont want that, so jerking off is meta

>>33655350
we were cuddling on the couch watching anime then we fucked when the episode ended, didn't even take my dress off, just pulled down the front to play with my tits, lifted up my skirt fucked me then came on my ass. then we went and played video games for a while. then he tied me up with a box tie and fucked me doggy. came so many times. i was losing my mind. then we went to sleep. but i had cramps so i didn't sleep well lol

>>33655374
>>33655367
They bad, therefor they be.

>>33655362
>Do tomboys like white moids?
We're bbc only

What does menstruation smell like?

>>33655377
>I dont have time for sex all the time.
Then you should make time for it, autist.

>>33655360
yeah that could work but i'm not doing it ok, i'm going to sleep without sex again for now, please honor my legacy by sexing the other anons

>>33655378
Ugh, that sounds so hot.

>>33655385
I have to work nigga

>>33655362
they absolutely do

>>33655386
No, I am bound to you now and I will later masturbate to the thought of you.
I am a determined fuck.
Got any things like kinks or scenarios you like especially and I should imagine?

>>33655374
>im a goon
I'm a widooooow

women how many fingers can you take?

The women are being evil again :(

hearing normies sex lives fills me with disgust, i hate you

>>33655363
yeah, i got a body like those fuckdolls they advertise on the nsfw boards. not the absurd one but the one with a little tummy jiggle

Do liberals really define a woman as “a person that identifies as a woman”?

>>33655397
You know what you're doing writing that.

>>33655371
I just checked my own cache of greentexts but I couldn't find it, I was hoping you might have it actually
I'll ask around on /x/

>>33655392
i will transform myself into a fat and hairy man so you will be free from my curse
i'm really not able to keep up even just to sillypost

>>33655394
i hate being fingered, men's fingernails are usually grotesque

>>33655397
sit on my face

>>33655411
sorry, i'm already someone else's fuckdoll

>>33655410
>men's fingernails are usually grotesque
Oh you just hate men

>>33655409
Ok, sorry...

>>33655412
nta but describe this person right now

>>33655412
understandable, have a good evening

>>33655396
Someday a man will be making love to you.

>>33655397
In what part of the world do they build them like this?

>>33655397
And booby jiggle?

>>33655413
i don't hate men, go hang out with your friends and look at their nails. a lot of dudes just chew theirs off or have never washed the grime out from under the tips...

>>33655415
chadlet...

>>33655422
Nta but can confirm I've seen this
I fall into it myself sometimes as a depressed burnout but I maintain them when I'm feeling up to it since it's easy and sorta relaxing

>>33655420
why wouldn't boobies jiggle lil bro?

>>33655425
oh alright sure

>>33655420
my boobs are medium but they are really big for my frame, so they bounce

>>33655104
I would assume if Charlie Kirk did want people gunned down he at least didn't want it done with furry bullets.

>>33655413
NTA and apparently she did mean gross but I have to say a lot of guys don't seem to realize you can't make clawing motions inside or around the clit unless your fingernails are really short and filed... You'll just scratch her up otherwise. In general men tend to overuse the ends of their fingers instead of that pad. I LOVE being fingered if it's done well, but if it hurts, even a bit and sometimes, it is impossible to relax and enjoy it at all.

>>33655434
Me tearing off my fingernails so my future gf never gets this anxiety

ive never had sex but i actually want to be good at fingering

If you don't have a gf like this there's no reason to look after your nails

>>33655438
Honestly if you keep them short and filed before sex you are already golden. Especially because as I mentioned the flat of your fingertip is what you should use, not the actual end, so your nail should line up horizontally with her bits and not be in a position to hurt. But yes please do remember to cut + file!

>>33655434
So why do girls shove my hand down there if they're scared of scratching? I hate touching pussies but I do take care of my nails.

>>33655441
My girlfriend is the most beautiful and sexiest and interesting person in the world to me.
Of course she would be worth it, but I keep my hands clean regardless.

>>33654728 (OP)
>Dream about having s thicc gf
>Wake up
>She's not real
>Dad immediately asks me to have with some construction side project bullshit he insists on doing himself instead of the people he originally hired
>Morning ruined

How to cope with being a virgin loser?

>>33654734
M

They ain't yours

>>33655439
I'll never have sex but I get annoyed by my nails.

>>33655448
Escorts and junk food.

>>33655448
>dream of a woman getting on top of me and aggressively making out with me, shoving her tongue down my throat
>wake up
yeah i know that virgin loser feel

Women are so nitpicky about every little thing when it comes to men. I dont think anyone will ever be good enough for them

>>33655444
Either they are lucky enough to have not experienced scratching directly or they hold out hope you know how to avoid it/take care of your nails. Which is apparently true.

Why are women giving single men hell for their nails? Every guy in a relationship takes care of their nales so they wonr hurt their gf

>>33655458
Correct. One of our roles is to push men to be better than they are or would be if left to their own devices.

>>33655455
How safe are those? I've looked at online escorts in my town but I fear those are either scams or fed honey pots. The closest I've been to anything like that was matching with a girl on tinder, getting her snap, only to finding out she's only talking to guys to tell pussy. (Those are basically the only matches I ever get. Jesus Christ I must be so ugly)

>>33655457
I think the brain does this as punishment for being sexless losers the same way a woman's period can be seen as punishment for not getting pregnant

>>33655462
I was the one who mentioned scratching is a risk but I have never commented on anyone's nails irl. I don't care if they're long or dirty either, just don't notice. It's only when a guy is actively fingering me that I care. And yeah it happens that guys in a relationship fail to trim them, either because they don't realize it matters or because they forget.

>>33655466
unfortunately, this is not the truth
rather, this isn't what actually motivates women in this case

>>33654728 (OP)
Ladies if you found out your boyfriend secretly liked to crossdress as Astolfo what would be your reaction?

>>33655363
No, but I give as good as I get if someone starts something.

>>33655384
Blood.

>>33655395
Boo!

>>33655469
>And yeah it happens that guys in a relationship fail to trim them, either because they don't realize it matters or because they forget.
This never happens.... Guys bend over backwards to please women......

>>33655481
Dude I have had three partners and not one of them I have never had to ask to take a break to quickly cut their nails down. Sure they'd be totally apologetic and accomodating. But you live in a fantasy if you think every guy in a sexual relationship is bending over backwards about every little detail and remembering it all too.

>>33655481
>Guys bend over backwards to please women
Retard, men and relationships in general are not a monolith

For guys-

>If u have gf or wife why watch porn at all/anymore?

I’m not judging but every time my fiancé watches it I feel a little betrayed and it also makes me question my self confidence like if I am enough for him or something.

>>5971754

Do women like this exist?

>>33655482
> I have had three partners and not one of them I have never had to ask to take a break to quickly cut their nails dow
Unreal, you had to ask them to trim their nails? Wtf....

>>33655483
We are

Men, if your girlfriend wanted you to play a specific videogame while she watched, but you didn't really like the game that much, would you still do it sometimes, or would you refuse?

>>33655468
>I think the brain does this as punishment for being sexless losers
I want that image to happen to me

>>33655484
>>33655257

>>33655458
nah, my man is perfect and wonderful but you'd all call him a simp/loser/etc. that's why he gets an insatiable fuckdoll like me and you don't

>>33655490
I don’t play video games and I will never have a girlfriend

>>33655475
bend over white boy

>>33655489
>Unreal, you had to ask them to trim their nails?
Again on an occasion they forgot, not in general, but sometimes sure. Failing to have your nails perfectly trimmed down and smooth for a first date is very different from being in a years long relationship, the rest of life (work, family, what not) going on - yeah sooner or later someone could easily forget, it's just human.

>>33655495
why are you talking to me

>>33655490
Yeah, i wouldn't mind. I dont care for Stardew valley, but if a hypothetical gf wanted me to play with her, i'd do it for hours

I think my dad has autism or something

>>33655494
sybau

>>33655497
I just got hard imagining ur my imaginary girlfriend wanting to peg me

>>33655462
>local incel crashes out over minimal expectation of personal hygiene

>>33655475
estrogenic faggot

can you guys think of a reason a guy would give me his contact information in a hobby thread, and then after i messaged him, he would choose to just never respond? it wasn't even a message that could be taken in a weird way, it was just like "the thread died, let me know if you wanna talk about that thing like you said"

>>33655502
stay dry with your crusty ass nails babes

>>33655504
it's actually the constant talking down to men that these tiny things are preventing them from getting a gf (lol)
some of us are OCD cleanfreaks, here

For guys-

>If u have gf or wife why watch porn at all/anymore?

I’m not judging but every time my fiancé watches it I feel a little betrayed and it also makes me question my self confidence like if I am enough for him or something.

>>>/wsg/5971754

>>33655490
Would you crawl under my desk and suck me off while I play it?

>>33655503
you're welcome

>>33655508
>continues crashing out over answer he didn't like in an ask the opposite gender anything thread

why don't you go blogpost in gioyc, then? no one is forcing you to read answers to questions here, which will obviously revolve around dating, sex, and love.

>>33655511
maybe for a bit but i want to watch. i'd rather do that when you play games i don't like.

>>33655490
Yeah I'd do that

>>33655490
It depends on the game desu
I might need her coaching if she knows more about it but doesn't want to play

>>33655488
Yeah I exist.

>>33655515
How about you suck me off really well and clean up my cock properly, then I'll play your game?
Which one is it btw?

>>33655512
Thanks femanon :3
>>33655505
I don't take estrogen but I am a 5'6 cute boy :3

>>33655504
You're not owed personal hygiene, if I wanna hobomax I should be able to hobomax

>Mother nature
Where are her tiddies and holes?

>>33655514
I didn't make that post, but anon was posting in accordance with the ongoing discussion

>>33655522
i like these games where you systematically clean up stuff a lot, its really satisfying, but i don't really like all the tedious parts, but i also don't want to just watch a youtube video because it's not actually being cleaned it was already cleaned.

>>33655524
ok, feel free? i don't care what you do and i never did

>>33655530
Thank you, I'm happy there are more people like you who don't mind me ripping wet farts in the public

>>33655527
yes, of which i was also a part of

>>33655535
sure, do whatever you want, and don't cry when your actions have consequences like not getting laid.

>>33655525
>he doesn't climb mountains or cave dive so he doesn't want to fuck the earth or caress her curves.

>>33655529
I have never played any of those.
But if I could call you my little deep cock cleaner, while your head bobs up and down, I would play it for you a bit afterwards.

>>33655537
>Implying
Shitting your pants in Publix doesn't matter on tinder, having chad face does

>>33655536
so maybe you should take your bitching to gioyc yourself?

>meet girl
>half of the time she just talks about video games
>mfw I play games for maybe 3 hours a week nowadays
I thought women don’t play video games wtf happened

>>33655490
Id rather watch her play it desu.

>>33655545
would you let me curl up in your lap and rub my shoulders and stuff while i do it

>>33655543
i was literally answering a question in the ask and answer questions thread, of which you opt in to reading, despite clearly having a bad time. mental illness?

>>33655490
makes much more sense for me to watch her play it instead

>>33655544
maybe 15 years ago

>>33655548
Posting "ur incel" bait and then complaining about the quality of other people's posts. Incredible.

>>33655544
that's an alt-right myth, half of all gamers are women.

>>33655509
I'd watch it if I need to get off real quick and she's busy or unavailable. I wouldn't do it if I had the option of being intimate with her though
Although I might want to show her some things I've looked at for ideas

>>33655555
Digits of truth.

>>33655555
Digits

>>33655544
Everyone plays video games. I’m playing FFX and South Park: Stick of Truth

>>33655509
Some are addicted, others are lacking that intimacy, some do it because of fetishes they don't believe their partner would be okay with, and some other stuff. Shouldn't you talk to them about it?
>>33655546
Personally I'm too autistic to easily feel comfortable with that but I can't see why other people wouldn't.

Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?

>>33655554
you are too dumb to keep posters straight so maybe you should stop trying, anon.

>>33655555
Based.
>>33655564
Yeah uno came with xbox

>>33655568
If you butt into this discussion like a retard, that's on you, not me.

>>33655546
Nta
Can we also talk during it or is it the kinda thing where you just want to perfectly focus on the game? If we can talk I'm happy to do that

>>33655571
Deal with it, nigger.

My abusive ex started showing up in my social circles after having not seen them for 2 years, how do I get rid of them? Cancel on instagram stories or should I just let it go?

>>33655571
ok, you clearly can't even remember 2 posts at the same time. good luck with your low iq bait-chan

why do some women shift into mom bods (not milf) in their mid to late 20s?

>>33655565
you're not comfortable with cuddling??

>>33655574
>>33655577
schizophrenia on display

>>33655578
do you think it could have anything to do with having children or is that too farfetched

>>33655572
oh yeah we can talk, it's a background kind of game anyway. i listen to podcasts. i just get fatigued and i mostly want to feel the "i'm completing the checklist" feeling more than i want to actively do the actions yk

>>33655580
does it tire you out? being so stupid?

>your post got commandeered
Cry about it

>>33655583
those are separate cases. i'm talking about single, childless women who looked great at the start of their 20s but now look like burnt out mothers in their mid 20s. round or square instead of curvy or angular

>>33655575
Just tell people and ignore them.

>>33655578
>why do women suddenly hit second puberty around the age when they should be hitting second puberty
Geee golly willikers, idk, it's a big mystery.
>asshole

>>33655594
should I try and get them cancelled from the scene or just tell my close friends?
Because they're very unpredictable, I haven't had any contact for ages now but they used to send me deranged and hateful messages/indirect threats

>>33655603
Tell friends, and show evidence if possible. They will cancel themselves out if they are still developmentally stunted as they were when they were with you.

>>33655606
Yeah I have the texts they sent me with indirect threats and emotional abuse

F1 is stupid

>>33655575
Block them and make your instagram profile private. Beware of alt accounts. Don’t give them an opening.

>>33655603
Tell a few people you absolutely trust. Better safe than sorry

>>33655578
What even is a mom bod

kissing femanon's neck

Women need to get into books and cooking instead of video games...

>>33655620
>Women need to get into books
equivalent to saying "men need to crank it to porn instead of video games"

Women need to be more horny. The world would be a better place

Men need to get into football and carpentry instead of video games...

>>33655625
football gives brain damage

>>33655585
Okay then yeah in that case I would be down for yhat
How would you feel about something like an RPG though with lots of sidequests you can complete like that?

>>33655626
so does porn

>>33655578
Poor diet and lack of exercise catches up when their metabolism starts to slows down

>>33655624
Sorry but I'm horny only for my crush

>>33655625
I had a based dad who got me into carpentry since my brother was too into his video games. Felt good.

I'm horny!

>>33655629
but porn is easier to recover from

any other hags here have explosive boob growth when you hit 25? my body is than ever these days, i finally have the hourglass figure i wanted when i was young

>>33655620
No

>>33655627
the thing that bothers me about rpgs is that it seems like they are designed to never be done or totally finished. i like levels i can 100% and be done with forever. farmer joe will want me to find his lost sheep 100 times you know

>>33655620
I do need to cook healthier meals …

Femanons, what type of vidya are you into? Do you prefer single player or multiplayer? Pvp or Co-op? Moids can answer too.

>>33655638
i had a growth spurt at nineteen, but i'm not 25 yet so maybe i will then too

>>33655638
Nope, I put on weight but my chest is still flat as a board

>>33655638
Not explosive but they did keep growing until mid-twenties, and that's without overall weight gain or pregnancy. Made me all the more baffled that some surgeons will enlarge breasts of eighteen year old girls...

>>33655617
square or circle silhouette rather than hourglass or a softer oval. skin starts to sag, double-chin despite no change in body fat, wrinkles, skin glows less, hair thinner or more straw-like, bigger and more solid face shape

>>33655633
Hi horny I’m dad!

>>33655648
does it make you sad that you have to respond to your own posts because no one took the bait you offered?

>>33655620
M
Why did I get more into books and cooking as I aged whereas the average woman did the opposite?

>>33655638
It’s not a thing, you’re either lying or having aggressive tumors. I’m guessing the first one

people having sex makes me insecure

>>33655643
I like action-rpg the most. I prefer single player or co-op.

>>33655659
PLAP

>>33655658
nta now you're aggressive to other posts because your mom bod bait flopped. how sad

>>33655655
it's not bait and that wasn't me. i'm curious because i don't speak to women and have noticed the women around my age getting uglier while i keep looking better.

>>33655661
what does this post mean, anon?

>>33655643
I prefer single player but I haven't been playing vidya lately anyway... Last thing I played was KOTOR

>>33655665
means he is putting his penis in you

>day 5 of no gf
when am I supposed to feel sad? feel really good 2bqhwyl, calm, relieved, hopefully for the future

Gender
Whats going on your manifesto when you snap? Hardmode: cant be i cant breed

>>33655648
Didn't happen to me. Then again I was never one for drinking and partying, I fixed my diet, lost some weight. My parents are aging well too, so I guess I've got good genes
>>33655655
There's no need to be so paranoid

>>33655624
We are very horny, but men's horny and women's horny are two different things. Men will fuck anything that moves when they're horny, women will commit crimes against humanity when they're horny

>>33655625
I don't have the space or funds for carpentry

women do you ever get intrusive thoughts to bite off a pp during bj?

>>33655640
That's mostly a bethesda or skyrim specific thing, not so much an RPG thing
There's lots of content but you can definitely 100% most of them

>>33655676
Nice try fed

women I just assembled my 5th lego F1 car
calm down, there's enough of this dick to share

Men look at her cute little titties
Do you support palestine now?

>>33655701
You may have better luck on Reddit bro

moid, why do you hold back your warm embraces? :(

>>33655707
Nobody wants to embrace me and desu I don't blame them

>>33655707
risk of boner

>>33655650
Hi!

>>33655704
who is that

>>33655707
Tfw no moid to cuddle with

>>33655709
>>33655713
*hugs*

>>33655707
the restraining orders

>>33655718
you understand!

>>33655707
women dont want that shit from what I can tell
cant be soft as a man

>>33655719
*hugs u back*

>>33655717
Gretta Goonberg

>>33655707
I like giving firm, hard, intimate hugs. Women always complain I'm squeezing them too tight.

>>33655728
wait is that who that is? lmao

>>33655728
she should put some clothes on

>>33655707
Because women don't want them.

>>33655707
I got canceled for hugging some autistic woman back

>>33655721
>>33655723
>>33655725
>>33655729
>>33655734
>>33655740

:* :* :* :* :* :*

https://youtu.be/pceFDPAxLe0
Why did JH ghost QT?

>>33655744
because he is literally the joker

Need MGS playing egirl gf

>>33655742
It's true. Women don't like men anymore.

>>33655750
Easy

>>33655750
Knew a girl like this that turned out to be gay

It's crazy how TPP holds up

You guys tried DS?
https://youtube.com/shorts/pZE-chKv8s0

>>33655734
Yeah, what women really want are cat pics

>>33655759
Twitch plays pokemon?

>>33655765
Yeah I used to have a DS and a 3DS. Pokemon on them was awesome.

>>33655670
>day **** of no gf
It comes and goes in waves

>>33655766
They always want what men can't or won't give them, because they don't like men.

>>33655766
I keep delivering cat pics but still no gf

>>33655638
Prove it right now

>>33655707
We have a code

>>33655771
>>33655773
No.

>>33655793
kojima is a bum

Why are women complaining that their bf/husband never touches them? Do women need to be touched?

I'd let Kojima fuck my wife or daughter if he asked

>>33655719
boiyoiyoiyoingggg

>>33655797
Yeah you need to constantly touch her

>>33655793
Kojima is a god

>>33655625
I'm into cooking and videogames and carpentry. Why do you think people are only allowed to pick one hobby? Memes?

>>33655676
Why would you write down your thoughts if you can't sell them, fed boy?

>>33655750
I need to play with his metal gear solid.

>>33655797
I would/do..only by him. I hate touchy-feely people otherwise but [would] want his touch all the time..

>>33655830
who is he

>>33655835
Someone one I don't have yet -_-

Moids,
Would you float your couches into the ocean?

>>33655838
what is he like in your head

why isn't amazon letting me buy domains from them? do they know that I am up to no good?

>>33655843
Elbow length hair auburn to dark, really pale, adorable turned-up button nose, cute lips, light green eyes with fair eyelashes, soft-spoken, thoughtful, creative, but sensible mind, kindhearted,

>>33655264
That makes sense, sorry for what I started

Is this the first time BV has posted a selfie?

>>33655858
Lol

I guess things are always meant to fall apart, for me anyway.

>>33655870
Spill the tea or take it to gioyc you tease

>>33655871
https://youtu.be/aNuDJ_JZHmQ

State gender.

Thoughts on cuckolding when it involves another woman "stealing" the wife/girlfriend away from the guy?

>>33655878
F
Sounds fun

I really hate women.

>>33655878
only if im doing the cucking

>>33655884
FemBVLL

>>33654733
Going to Disneyland with my mom

>>33655797
What women complain about this? Men are constantly touchy-feely, while women keep getting "touched out" or getting annoyed about their man being "needy" if he wants to cuddle too much.

>>33654742
m
Love it

>>33655878
F
Why are you all obsessed with cucking? I'm so sick of this shit

>>33655894
Not OP but aww
I can relate
What were/are your favorite attractions?

>>33655878
I can steal women. I kicked a dude out of his own bed and he had a 12" dick.

>>33655878
m
kinda hot
though it would be hotter if my gf brings home different girls and pegs them
>>33655884
please fuck my girlfriend

>>33655881
Would you be the other woman, or the girlfriend?

>>33655906
h-how?

>>33655910
Either is fine. Like the guy/bf is the one not getting any and wants to be cucked? I’m new to these ideas

>>33655911
Easy, she takes up the entire bed.

>>33655903
Splash mountain is #1 for me
Space mountain
Doing tea cups and the buzz lightyear shooter ride with my mom
I like the haunted Mansion during Halloween and Christmas when they add a bunch of stuff.
Indian Jones is fun when the wait time isn't 2 hours or the ride breaks down half the time.

What were you wearing when he raped you?

>>33655911
I got thing-a-ma-bobs. Told him to sleep on the couch since he wants to be a slut and go drink with women that would murder him. If you think I'm obese, that chick couldn't pry him out of her folds on her own. Makes sense he was retarded, all his blood drains out of his head to the other one.

>>33655916
I LOL'd
NTA

>>33655704
No, I hope she capsizes and drowns, so that she will meet Charlie Kirk in Hell.

i shouldn't say i love you, i don't know your name...

>>33655931
I will show you that I love you by holding you down to the ground and dry humping you, and then pulling down my pants to jizz all over your back.

>>33655620
No, I am the cook.

>>33655919
>Splash
Me too! I'll never get over it being gone.. -_-
I did the Buzz shooters on my last trip with mom too, then she wanted to go a second time with dad and other siblings, it was fun
My favorites are Splash, Alice, Casey Jr. regular Haunted Mansion, Matterhorn and Big Thunder

>>33655931
Folk on the street call me Nanny Jiggers.

>>33655922
Cleaner uniform. I was a cleaner on a ship, he was the first officer and the captain knew he raped me and didn't do shit about it (other than telling me not to report it to anybody)

>>33655941
That reminds me of my nanny who gave my penis boob jobs with her big, bulbous jiggers when I was young. I orgasmed so many times on my nanny's tits when I was a kid.

The depressed feeling has made me incapable of feeling bitter so that’s an improvement
I think I’m growing

This morning I woke up to a spider on my penis. Was it trying to suck my cock?

>>33655931
>your name
Hello Mrs. Robinson.

>>33655947
Homeboy that’s cobwebs

>>33655947
Does your dick look like it's worth sucking?
Probably not.

One time I made a mananon laugh and I wish I could remember what I said

>>33655931
You don’t know my name

>>33655940
>Alice
>Matterhorn
The line for those are always so long I usually don't bother.
Big thunder is fun but I always feel like my ribs hurt after.
I went to Disneyland for high school graduation with my class and we got to stay a few hours after they closed and it was fun just spamming rides over and over again.
I went on Splash mountain 23 times that night.
Have you only been to CA Disneyland or any others?

>>33655956
Probably something funny.

>>33655951
i am a guy but okay

>>33655962
Such a disappointing reply...
You quoted a song by Porter Robinson and I hinted at that by quoting the song "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel.

>>33655960
I'm pretty sure CA Disneyland is actually CIA Disneyland. It's an MK Ultra experiment.

>>33655961
Ok wise guy

>>33655966
Simon and Garfunkel suck ass. Most '60s-'70s folk music is sleepy, boring-ass shit. Though miraculously, 2010s-2020s Folk Punk is somehow even worse.

>>33655968
Dropped the charade of being all sentimental pretty fast.

>>33654728 (OP)
I wish I were gay.
I hate being attracted to women. Vaginas are ugly and women are awful, yet I'm attracted to them, why?

>>33655971
What?

Why do women hate men so much?

>>33655971
That's how most "nice guys" operate. They'll pretend to be sweet until they learn the interest isn't reciprocated and then they'll have meltdowns like a child with Defcon Level 1 Autism.

>>33655960
That sounds fun- we never got to stay after closing but we did get to go to several cast preview days of rides
I've only been to CA