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Anonymous No.33677732 [Report] >>33677739 >>33677782 >>33677815 >>33678391 >>33679084 >>33680372 >>33681710 >>33681861
Meeting long distance girl IRL
Basically how do I seduce her at the airport when we finally meet IRL?

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Anonymous No.33677739 [Report] >>33677770
>>33677732 (OP)
Basically just make her feel like you love her completely and would literally marry her tomorrow if she agrees.

After that her panties will fly off
Anonymous No.33677770 [Report] >>33678394
>>33677739
Grok is this true?
Anonymous No.33677782 [Report] >>33677787
>>33677732 (OP)
Bring flowers, make a cute sign, help her with her luggage. No biggie bro.
Anonymous No.33677787 [Report] >>33677813 >>33677831
>>33677782
Isn't flowers kind of cringe.
Anonymous No.33677813 [Report]
>>33677787
No it's totally cool.
Anonymous No.33677815 [Report] >>33677825
>>33677732 (OP)
smile, give a compliment, don't stare at her at too much/give some space since it'll probably already be a very overwhelming and even stressful moment.

hope she's coming to you so you can drive her, most girls like being passenger princesses to some degree.
Anonymous No.33677825 [Report] >>33677836
>>33677815
I'm flying to her but whatever. I'm not gonna expect it to all be perfect.
Anonymous No.33677831 [Report] >>33677839
>>33677787
Are you the type of guy thats too manly to go buy her tampons when she's on her period?
You're far too cool and alpha, right?

It's an opportunity to show that you care about her. That you brought her her favorite flowers (the fact that you knew and remembered what her favorite flowers are means more than the flowers themselves), and the sign shows that you didnt care if anyone else saw that you loved her.
Anonymous No.33677836 [Report]
>>33677825
I got the impression she was coming to you. Flowers and signs are kinda for such an occasion. Bring her some other gift.
Anonymous No.33677839 [Report] >>33677866 >>33677923
>>33677831
Not really I just feel like holding flowers would feel or look weird or staged, like a movie.
Anonymous No.33677866 [Report] >>33677925
>>33677839
Flowers are fine just don't be awkward
Anonymous No.33677923 [Report]
>>33677839
maybe it's just me but i feel like in this kinda situation it'd be cute if the guy after the couple leaves the airport later goes off on his own to buy anything like cigs etc. but actually gets her flowers. since it seems pretty impractical to travel with flowers. not that flowers are at all necessary but just an idea.
Anonymous No.33677925 [Report] >>33677952
>>33677866
Should I literally ask what flowers she likes?
Anonymous No.33677952 [Report] >>33678015
>>33677925
Honestly yes I don't see why not. Try it.
Anonymous No.33678015 [Report] >>33678367 >>33679128
>>33677952
Thanks
Anonymous No.33678367 [Report]
>>33678015
Your welcome
Anonymous No.33678391 [Report] >>33678474
>>33677732 (OP)
Are you gonna marry her
Anonymous No.33678394 [Report] >>33678462
>>33677770
The advice is oversimplified and misleading. Seduction at an airport meetup isn’t about grand declarations like “I’d marry you tomorrow” or expecting instant physical results. Focus on genuine connection:

Warm First Impression: Greet her with a smile, eye contact, and a sincere compliment. A hug can work if she seems comfortable—read her body language.
Be Authentic: Over-the-top promises may feel insincere. Show excitement about meeting her through listening and sharing your feelings naturally.
Prioritize Comfort: Help with her luggage or suggest a casual activity like coffee to ease nerves. Respect her boundaries to build trust.
Subtle Flirting: Use light teasing, eye contact, or a specific compliment (e.g., her energy) to spark attraction without pressure.
Respect Her Pace: Don’t rush intimacy. Emotional connection drives attraction, so let chemistry develop naturally.

Seduction is about making her feel valued and comfortable, not pushing for quick results. Build trust, and the rest will follow.
Anonymous No.33678462 [Report] >>33679113 >>33681716
>>33678394
>Seduction is about making her feel valued and comfortable, not pushing for quick results. Build trust, and the rest will follow.
Not OP but this makes a lot a lot of sense. Thanks.
Anonymous No.33678474 [Report] >>33678750
>>33678391
Hopefully if it works out and we feel good together
Anonymous No.33678750 [Report] >>33678824
>>33678474
Good luck bro
Anonymous No.33678824 [Report]
>>33678750
Thx
Anonymous No.33678982 [Report] >>33679034
Is she sexy
Anonymous No.33679034 [Report]
>>33678982
Yes actually
Anonymous No.33679077 [Report]
Umm, if you guys enjoy texting and video-calling each other, feel the chemistry, it should come naturally. Don't be worried. If you are not doing those things on a regular basis and basically plan a blind date, you are both retarded
Anonymous No.33679084 [Report] >>33679105
>>33677732 (OP)
I hope you two get married. Very cute thread.
Anonymous No.33679105 [Report]
>>33679084
Thx
Anonymous No.33679113 [Report] >>33679124 >>33679723
>>33678462
That was a fucking AI post.
Anonymous No.33679124 [Report] >>33679311
>>33679113
Really
Anonymous No.33679128 [Report] >>33682832
>>33678015
Could be obvious but make sure to keep the flowers in a jar with water at the bottom so they don't dry out. If you're buying them just before you meet her it shouldn't be a problem though.
Anonymous No.33679311 [Report]
>>33679124
Flowers are cute. There are very few girls that don’t like flowers. But it’s important that you set expectations, has any romantic or sexual conversation happened between you two? You have to test the waters to see if she’s interested, so that by the time she’s there it’s kind of understood you two want to fug
Anonymous No.33679723 [Report] >>33681691 >>33681719
>>33679113
No shit, what gave it away? The fact that it was a reply to someone mentioning Grok? Nothing gets by you!
Anonymous No.33680372 [Report]
>>33677732 (OP)
How old are the both of you?
Anonymous No.33681691 [Report] >>33681700
>>33679723
Anon’s reaction made it sound like he was taking it as genuine advice
Anonymous No.33681700 [Report] >>33682876
>>33681691
LLMs are just an amalgamation of shit people have already said, so sometimes there can be some diamonds in the mountains of shit.
Anonymous No.33681710 [Report]
>>33677732 (OP)
just use your habitual "pick-up girls IRL" routine that you've been working on and improving during your whole male adult life.
you do have one, anon... right?
Anonymous No.33681716 [Report]
>>33678462
As an actual human with experience, "comfortable" was way understated here.
Women must feel comfortable. Like huge thing.
Anonymous No.33681719 [Report] >>33682876 >>33683312
>>33679723
Anon’s reaction made it sound like he was taking it as genuine advice
Anonymous No.33681721 [Report]
Tessst
Anonymous No.33681861 [Report] >>33682838
>>33677732 (OP)
I have a long-distance gf that I met online. Here’s what I did:
>be actually attractive irl (she went from not expecting it to work the night before to asking to be my girlfriend on our first date partially because of this. maybe primarily this. she talks about how surprised she was that I looked as good as my pictures.)
>gave her a firm and close hug immediately to break the touch barrier
>walked around town having fun conversation. Find something pretty to stop and look at, and then put your hand over her shoulder.
>did corny shit like made a point of walking on the part of the sidewalk nearest to the street
Anonymous No.33682832 [Report]
>>33679128
Great tip
Anonymous No.33682838 [Report] >>33682873
>>33681861
Then what happened
Anonymous No.33682873 [Report]
>>33682838
Saex
Anonymous No.33682876 [Report]
>>33681719
see
>>33681700
Anonymous No.33683312 [Report] >>33683531
>>33681719
Looool
Anonymous No.33683531 [Report]
>>33683312
Lol yourself
Anonymous No.33683754 [Report] >>33683997
Sexi elf
Anonymous No.33683997 [Report] >>33684009
>>33683754
Who is she
Anonymous No.33684009 [Report] >>33684215
>>33683997
Ur mom
Anonymous No.33684215 [Report] >>33684294
>>33684009
Ur cat
Anonymous No.33684294 [Report] >>33684311
>>33684215
Ur sister
Anonymous No.33684311 [Report]
>>33684294
My turtle