Thread 33681862

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play nice and have fun!

Sex with femanon?

We should raise age of becoming an adult to 25.

If 18 is old enough to gamble it's old enough to have sex

>>33681870
I just want to have sex with him.

>>33681874
I see good reasons for this, but I think the issue is if you hugely raise the age where you expect people to become even slightly adult, you can expect even more delayed development. Being treated like an adult, being held accountable, fucking up and realizing it etc IS what makes someone into an adult. How can you be expected to reach that point if the whole world keeps handling you with kiddie gloves?

>>33681874
18-25 is the age span when women have the most sex. It sounds like you'd like Chad to get prosecuted for being a pedophile.

>>33681883
ouch this is also true
damn pedos ruining everything

>>33681874
we were already having a ton of political and economic issues when it was 21, there's no way in hell it's ever getting raised to 25

men, where do i read light novels for free? this anime isnt getting a season 2...

>>33681883
NTA but this is not true, I had more sex when I was 27-32.

>>33681883
>>33681890
I don't think it really is true, at least comparing single women those ages with single women like 25-35. When you're young you tend to be more open to one night stands and relationships are more often short-lived, so that can make you rack up partners fast. But most women only really learn how they can have sex that's really fun for them after some experience. Being less open to experience with strangers is not because sex starts to matter less but because you raised the bar for how you want to feel during sex.

>>33681878
>If 18 is old enough to gamble it's old enough to have sex
I enlisted in the Army at 17.

>>33681896
nyaa.si

Girls, are you going to play the upcoming remake of Trails in the Sky?

>>33681903
thank you
...the full story isn't translated... fuck...

>>33681896
>>33681907
>>>/lit/

>>33681901
>>33681899
my bad anons, i had no idea you sex so much past 25, maybe i was just conditioned to think that

>>33681913
M 38, probably had the most sex from like 25-35

State gender
What time period or historical region are you obsessed with?

>>33681913
I think it's just a combination that when you're super young, sex is mostly exciting as a concept still. A lot of young people care about sex for other reasons too, not because it feels good but because it makes them feel powerful or popular or impresses their friends. This is super common for women, that they sleep with guys because of the rush of being wanted and the suddenness, but the sex itself is at best meh and at worst just shitty. (Like barely any foreplay, just drunken humping that's over the second he came.) I had a few friends who had some casual sex and they all stopped, not because they judged it now but because they stopped holding out hope that the sex itself would be passionate or fun compared to the flirting prior.

Again this is also something that gets better with age because when men get older they also move from "omg I get to fuck her" to simply trying to have good, fun sex and not stop at being overjoyed you have sex in the first place.

And secondly sex sells and nobody likes thinking of people in their thirties or older fucking over the visual of super young people with brand new bodies being giddy to be intimate. So in music videos, commercials, movies, everything there is a huge representation of sexy young people having or wanting sex. But moving beyond how it looks, sex feels better when you can be more real with yourself and your partner, know better what you want and enjoy, are less insecure and so on.

>>33681919
F. Ten years ago.

>>33681919
Early colonial America and the Caribbean

I'm horny!

>>33681919
F
Europe 1900-1920

>>33681919
M
Communist china

>>33681922
Why?

Men will you still love me if I had two meatballs for breakfast

>>33681920
that makes sense, anon senpai

>>33681933
nta
It was better then.

>>33681934
No.

>>33681919
F
Prehistoric cavemen times and the Baroque era

>>33681919
Early modern period
15th century
French Rev. Circa 1500-1700
Forever Amber novel type shi too

>>33681919
>What time period or historical region are you obsessed with?
F
American Revolution and Greece during the Peloponnese wars stand out because there's very little about them I don't know, but I am just a history buff in general. I love learning about Indigenous civilizations in the Americas just as much as I do Chinese dynasties, European revolutions, and the civilizations of the Cradle.

Is there such thing as loyalty to your paftner? I have a feeling I am going to get my heart broke again

>>33681919
f, i really like ancient chinese dynasties. it's all super fucked up but the systems are so autistic and regemented that i love learning about them. i mostly got into it from anime and manga but i've watched youtube documentaries on it too. the clothes and fashion were also so pretty...

>>33681924
Did you also like the Gold and Silver ages of piracy?

>>33681862 (OP)
How do I have conversations with girls without it sounding like I'm interviewing them? This is how I feel even with girls I end up fucking. Is it autism?

>>33681933
I was less worried about my future back then. Also I could date 20 year olds without anyone judging me.

>>33681947
Compliments make the questions compliments Instead of questions

>>33681936
In what way? All I remember was that that was a pretty cringe period that lead to trump getting elected the first time

>>33681934
I got two meat balls right here for ya *unzips dick*

I NEED TO POOP!!!

>>33681946
Yes, I like to think Avery got away and lived comfortably somewhere with all the money, also Stede Bonnet was the greatest Lolcow of his day and would have rivaled Chris Chan if he lived now.

>>33681949
Obviously i sprinkle compliments in

>>33681945
This is cool, I frequently like to compare historical events from different regions in the same time period (ie what was china
doing during the crucifixion of jesus). Or the compare various historical religious events.

>>33681959
Give me an example of the questions and compliments you ask and give

>>33681960
something really cool about china is how long stuff lasted. most autistic systems ever contrived, common people were treated like shit, and still, the traditions persisted.

MEN How do you feel about your Adams Apple

>gf forces me to wash my dick after she sucks it because her saliva gives her yeast infections
>she bitches that i wont let her give me head
>getting up to go wash my dick off in the shower kills the mood for me
am i crazy? should i break up with her?

>>33681944
Yes, but some people are more loyal than others. If you can tell when getting to know someone that they have a circle of cherished people that they put up with stuff for, compromise for, sacrifice for etc that's a big green flag. Also note how they talk about ex-partners. There's a big difference between "I tried to make it work for years but ultimately we just couldn't make each other happy" vs "the relationship was really fun until he got depressed and became a negative downer so I ended it". You can tell by how people talk about others whether they look at relationships as something to cherish and nurture or something to expect constant revenue from.

Also it is obviously a red flag if someone in general does not have old friendships, has a lot of stories about cutting ties or deciding people are toxic etc.

>>33681966
Kinda weird having this rocky thing under my chin, but you don't feel it unless you touch it

>>33681966
I forgot I had it until you asked

>>33681947
Ask follow-up questions that relate to her answer and mix your questions with general reactions ("wow sounds cool") that typically prompt people to elaborate. In my experience it usually feels like an interview when a guy asks a bunch of questions but does nothing with your answers. If you ask her studies/hobbies and she gives a full answer, you should then focus on that and not ask a wholly different question, then you're just mining for info more than talking.

>>33681920
>nobody likes thinking of people in their thirties or older fucking
Damn you're really insulting me there by calling me old

>>33681967
fuck her face.
rest a while, take a shower and go for round 2 without bj

>>33681967
She sounds retarded

Exhibit #2636282 of men dating retarded women

>>33681967
Can't you just wipe yourself down with a towel or wet washcloth instead of showering? I mean I don't blame her for both wanting to give you oral and not wanting to give herself a yeast infection...

hypothetical situation: you come home to your girlfriend cleaning the kitchen or something, she has headphones in. she's humming a song. she doesn't notice you come in, so you're like "hey what are you listening to?" and she yelps and pulls out her headphones, like she's startled and blushing, and goes like "nothing!!"

basically it's all very suspicious and she is hiding something. you let it go and/or she refuses to tell you. a couple days later you come home, she's humming the same song with headphones in, would you like yank them out of her ears to listen to the song or would you let her keep her secret

>>33681977
FWIW I'm 32 and at least for me my perception also changed a lot with age, twenty year olds just look like kids to me, so no I don't find people in their thirties old and if I have to watch anyone fucking, it won't be people under thirty. But unfortunately especially the pop culture and entertainment industry do have a huge focus on pure visual beauty and even the youngest, tightest and slimmest bodies can easily look goofy fucking, let alone more obviously imperfect bodies.

>>33681962
Man i can't give you a good example on the spot like this, i need to have prey in front of me to not ve autistic. But obviously i compliment whatever part of her outfit stands out the most to me, and anything else she says during the conversation that stands out(ie. intelligence, success, etc). I ask things like what she does, her origins, family, etc and dig deeper into the answers that interest me. Very basic i think.

>>33681967
yeast infections are way fucking worse than washing your dick retard. "ugh my girlfriend makes me wash the dishes before the second course of dinner she cooked for me so she doesn't go into anaphylactic shock. such a mood killer..."

>>33681983
Wtf, you sound so paranoid. I would assume they got flustered because they were enjoying a song they feel is cheesy, that doesn't align with their "official" taste in music.

>>33681985
>prey

>>33681919
F, Qing dynasty to ROC China and interwar Europe

>>33681979
Men aren't in a position to choose their gf, dumb cunt.

>>33681987
i have a very specific song in mind.

>>33681975
I do ssk follow up questions and react to answers, but 90% of the time i dont even get a "what about you?" which i think is like bare minimum interest

>>33681967
M
I think you're being pretty fussy. Yeast infections are no joke.
You could just wash it with a washcloth without having to take a whole shower, surely?

any gender that possess this knowledge but preferably the male gender
one time a guy told me to feel his bicep, he was sitting down casually, and when i did it it felt super hard and freaked me out

atoga told me that muscles can be soft, did you lie to me?

>>33681991
I don't think there's any song that I would care if my partner or anybody else for that matter enjoyed it. And even if the lyrics (or whatever else) are really that inflammatory, based on the picture you paint I would still think they disagree with the message but can't help enjoying the melody, so that's still whatever.

>>33681983
Wtf, just let her listen to her cringe music in peace (it's probably TS or something)

>>33681992
Yeah you cannot make someone else be a better conversationalist than they are. If you get nothing back you should just disengage at the first opportunity and stop flogging a dead horse.

If you are more thinking of situations you cannot avoid like with coworkers or neighbors, don't want to be invited, just start sharing stuff about your day without being asked.

>>33681994
They can feel soft if they're fully relaxed but he wouldn't ask you to feel it then.

>>33681994
He was literally flexing to make it feel as impressive as possible, it would have been softer if he'd relaxed his arm. A muscular body will never feel as soft as a chubby body though, just not as hard all the time as it can feel when the muscles are tightened.

>>33681978
no my dick barely fits so she cant help but scratch it, i need her to take her time for it to feel somewhat good
>>33681979
yeah but shes pretty, obedient, help with shit around the house, cooks, and shes tall so she gets a pass
>>33681981
>>33681993
she insists i either wash it with soap or put a condom on
>>33681986
i dont even enjoy blowjobs, i just want pussy

Girls, have you had the spooky skeleton surgery yet?

>>33681994
Are you actually retarded? Have you never flexed your own fucking muscles? What the fuck am I reading?

>>33682007
>she insists i either wash it with soap or put a condom on
You can use soapy water with the washcloth, retard. Takes like two minutes.

>>33682008
I'll get it after I get the big crazy titty surgery and the black-nose-begone operation.

>>33682011
most women have too much fat on their arms and too little muscle to notice a lot of difference

>>33682013
Perfect for a man with hair plugs and leg-lengthening surgery.

women
uh... h-hello...

>>33682011
it didn't look like he was flexing it
>>33682002
>>33682003
so if the arm is muscular, it's still possible that it feels soft when it is like this?

>>33682012
it takes 2 minutes to wash my dick off in the shower. who the fuck even has or needs a washcloth?

>>33681984
>it won't be people under thirty
I mean I don't see why you'd say that at 32.

>>33682022
im much more muscular than that twink and yes muscles are soft when not flexed
now fuck off retard

GUYS, YOU GUYS!!! I just found out that when women pee, apparently they feel it in their lower stomach as opposed to their penis, like we do.

>>33682023
Most people who shower, assuming they don't prefer to use a loofah or one of those plastic scrubby things.

>>33682025
okay, i mostly meant just the position and stuff, thank you

>>33681994
F
Muscle should still be somewhat pliable, even when flexing. He was probably dehydrated or had some kind of calcification. That used to happen to my forearms a lot. Or maybe he was just on gear.

>>33682023
NTA, but what's your preferred method for exfoliating in the shower? You DO exfoliate, right?

>>33682027
wait for real? isnt that a european thing? i just use my hands

>>33682023
>who the fuck even has or needs a washcloth?
I suddenly see why your gf is being insistent on your hygiene.

>>33682031
african net sponge. a stripper with the worlds softest skin let me in on this lil secret.

>>33682031
nta but I only exfoliate like once a week or less using some random sugar scrub from this hippy lady I trade stuff with, as a guy you're shaving every day anyways so it's not as necessary and we also don't have makeup that needs to come off.

>>33682031
no i have great looking skin without it
sometimes if i do feel like i need to i just use my nails
>>33682033
has nothing to do with MY hygiene, you double nigger. its HER oral hygiene that is the problem. she never gets yeast infections from me.
>>33682034
kys

>>33682032
No, anon. You need something to scrub off grime and dead skin. You've never properly washed your ass before if you've only used your hands.

State Gender
What is your dream job?

>>33682038
i like my moid dirty and grimey

>>33682038
oh noooo theres dead skin on my ass, whatever shall i do? stop derailing my question

>>33682030
that's interesting, maybe my perception was not the greatest either, thank you as well anon. I don't know how serious that could be but i hope you're arms are squishy enough now

>>33682040
M
Being paid to do nothing.

>>33682040
F
Wife

So femanons, what's the proper way to make women cum consistently? Is it a matter of pounding non stop and harder when they are almost there? Or does it take more a matter of technic and moving hips properly when it's about time?

Where to find wife material?

>>33682040
working for major game company. which is what I did my thesis on and spam applied several times. or secret agent (james bond music)

>>33682040
F air traffic controller

>>33682043
>whatever shall i do?
Smell slightly of ass whenever you're naked. Your gf is getting a good whiff of sour, shitty taint every time she goes down there. Great job dude.

>>33682048
lol, lmao even

>>33682047
every single woman is different because our orgasm isn't tied to reproduction, the way we orgasm varies.

just jackhammering would fucking suck though. variety is the spice of life. keep me surprised.

>>33682040
F
I want to open my own auto customs shop.

>>33682040
M
Hacking smart contracts

>>33681988
Yeah I'm a rapist, what about it? Oh do you prefer the term "victim"?

>>33682045
literally yes, this, please.

>>33682040
f, i think i would like being a voice actor who mostly makes little animal noises for tv shows.

>>33682040
F. A mother.

>>33682053
yeah, kind of something I learned, every vagina comes in different shapes and sizes. I was trying to look for a panacea

>>33682045
So a politician. Am I right, guys?

>>33682051
omg my butthole smells like... le BUTTHOLE??? how heinous!! good thing i have a bidet that keeps me nice and fresh

>>33682047
foreplay, attentiveness, fingering.
neck kisses upon slow entry with alot of passion can equate to instantanious erruption. everyone is different.

>>33682063
anuses do not smell. feces smell. fucking yuck.

>>33682023
This is so fucking funny

>>33682047
F
Being in love with him make me cum from him just grazing my thigh

>>33682040
M, If I had 5 kilos of gold I would have the time that I lack to sit in the synagogue and pray
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day

>>33682062
Politicians still have to lie and erode our rights

Where did my poop go

>>33682072
The poop fairy took it

>>33682072
If I can't see it, it's gone.

>>33682068
Is it even possible to love someone without having fucked first? Serious question.

>>33682021
Hi moid.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, Good evening, and Good night!

>>33682047
I think the specifics vary per person, but I think a good overall tip is to find a few things that your gf or whatever likes, go through them at varying speeds/intensities/angles/whatever to build up the tension, then hold the specifics of whatever you were doing the moment she lets you know she's close, and don't stop or slow down or speed up or anything until she lets you.

>>33682023
I had to google what a washcloth is and I still don't get it. I take a shower every day which seems like enough

>>33682075
M
Yes. Fucking someone can trick you into thinking you love them.

>>33682075
Possibly. Did Romeo and Juliet smash?

>>33681983
I wouldn't want to know personally

>>33682075
Yea for me yes

>>33682081
Yes. There was even an Olivia Hussey (RIP) nipslip. Don't go looking it up because she was 13 at the time.

>>33681983
What is it that she is listening to?

>>33682081
They do. Consummating their marriage on the night they spent together.

>>33682089
https://vocaroo.com/1kcWpH3oMBJ2

How do you even date when no woman will be good as *her*. They won't be as sexy or smart...

>>33682091
Ngl, that shit took me by surprise. Is that Adam Sandler?

>>33682092
>posts generic weeb trash
gee idk even

>>33682091
*slow clap

>>33682094
yea. its one of my favorite songs but it's really stupid and i'd feel really embarrassed trying to share it

>>33682047
>Is it a matter of pounding non stop and harder when they are almost there?
Not at all, this is a common misconception. Hard and fast sex makes it harder for women to let go and relax. And most women cum from the "broken record" sensation where something that feels good is repeated over and over until they tip over the edge, rather than anything ramping up, that throws them off and sets them back in the orgasm building.

Physically the most sensitive part of the vagina is the g-spot which is like 1-2 inches in so in general the idea that deep penetration = orgasms is false. I cum easiest with this routine
>ample foreplay and teasing, preferably until I have already come once or more
>he puts it in with me on top and starts thrusting from below for like half a minute
>then he props me up, pushing me back with a hand on my lower stomach until he is jabbing me with his dick right in the g-spot, so shallow penetration

That said, if the teasing and build up was long/intense enough, simply putting it in can make me have a deep orgasm. It takes longer for women to warm up physically, long after she became wet enough to allow for painfree penetration, she continues to become looser and more sensitive. You want to put it in once she's desperate for it, not as soon as you can.

>>33682094
For sure

>>33682040
M

Game agent or park ranger, I was one once but unfortunately needed more money.

>>33681983
i just don't have the mental energy to care about gay little scenarios like this, it'll never happen to me anyway

>>33682023
>>33682079
Dirt and dead skin flakes are removed more by rubbing your skin so it comes loose. If you only rinse (let the water pour over you) you'll never get remotely as clean. Yes theoretically you can use your hands specifically for this but it's less effective than cloth or a spongue. In a bathtub the dirt/dead skin will come loose if you soak long enough but for a quick shower, some rubbing is necessary.

If you want to make sure, next time after you take a shower the normal way, rub down with your fingertips hard on the inside of your arm/elbow, when your skin is no longer actually wet but still damp from the very recent shower. If you just rinsed and have for a long time, rubbing will cause stuff to peel and give you some sort of flakes/residue. This means you did not clean yourself properly.

I think I’m above average in looks, maybe a 7.5/10 and I’ve never used dating apps because I fear that as soon as I start using them, I will quickly realize that I’m average at best

>>33682107
Doing this when you get out is like a wet sand

>>33682065
stick your finger in your butt and sniff it
>>33682067
i know right? these nasty niggers will probably be shocked by the fact i only rinse my hair out with water and scrub it without any shampoo and it doesnt get dirty or grimey
>>33682107
guess i dont have soft yuppie hands like you, they get everything off just fine

>>33682079
yeah honestly me too

>>33682112
>they get everything off just fine
Not really if you are baffled by what someone would use a washcloth for.

>>33682112
the only scent is sweat you barbarian.

State gender
Your partner tells you he/she is a subclinical psychopath. Which means he/she has psychopathic traits but is not violent.
How would you react? Is it a dealbreaker for you?

Why does every single woman like being spanked?

>>33682115
F, yes I would care very much but in practice I cannot see myself ever being with someone who does not expressly have higher than average empathy so I can't see this happening. Lack of kindness or care for others is my biggest turn off.

>>33682116
bc it makes my booty tingle

>>33682115
f, i guess it depends if he has been masking that part of himself and telling me is now like, "i'm revealing my true self", and then he becomes a different person... or if he's been acting like that the whole time and i like him anyway. one makes me feel like i've been lied to, the other is just an explanation for something i already knew about him.

>>33682116
I don't love it, we're out there. If my boyfriend pulls it on me at random odds are pretty 50/50 on whether it reads as exciting or as jarring and off putting.

But I guess it's the combination that the ass is one of the bodyparts least sensitive to pain from slapping and that a lot of women are proud of their ass and enjoy having someone focus on it.

>>33682115
M

Probably view it as more of a placeholder relationship.

>>33682109
i think a lot of attractive normies (maybe the slightly more trad-lite types rather than very liberal types) never end up using dating apps because they always find someone irl quite easily. like it's a good sign if you never use them or had to use them.

>>33682115
I too say stupid shit all the time so should be fine

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33682116
I hate it. Fuck sharp pains. I want dull pains like being grabbed roughly.

>>33682115
M
Leave her, I hate people like that, sociopaths too

>>33682116
We don't. It hurts, duh.

>>33682047
it all varies from woman to woman obviously

>>33681983
shes listening to brutal blackened death pornogoregrind

>>33682109
I mean its a meat market, they have access to the top percent of dudes so one ick and youre gone. Despite this I have had some success despite being a mid man, but I take care of myself and lean into a particular aesthetic so within that subgroup I appeal more as the competition is low.

>>33682138
fuck yes. mexico has the best pits for this specific genre and the women all have a very stylized look with a whole bunch of dances

>>33682140
like salami in the window

>>33682141
probably true really, pretty sure cartel death metal is a thing, or my brain might be making that up

>>33682143
pretty much, its paralysis by an abundance of choice, this date went really well with x dude but omg y dude just matched and hes so hot I'll go on a date with him and its just endless. Whereas traditionally you meet someone, you spend a lot of time around them maybe your social circles overlap, they work with you, theyre in a hobby club and you develop a thing for them and love them instead of having endless choice.

>>33682115
>State gender
>Your partner tells you he/she is a subclinical psychopath. Which means he/she has psychopathic traits but is not violent.
>How would you react? Is it a dealbreaker for you?
Make them take medication(lowest dosage) and or get wave pulse brain therapy. I know not a lot psychopaths/sociopaths are bad but you never know.

Proof #73826 you don't need to be "chad" to get a cute woman.

>>33681874
Should, but won't. It's just not practical.

>>33682152
In defense of people that can't focus on one person, I do want to say the general judgment on people in difficult or otherwise not flourishing relationships. That used to just be a part of life and now it seems like it's viewed as more of a personal failure if you did not manage to find or choose the "right" person.

hello girls who like to hug and cuddle

>>33682115
M
I gave somebody severely mentally ill a chance once.
Never again.

>>33682124
lol

>>33682157
cute, post more

>>33682115
M
sounds made up

>>33682040

M, a job where I do 2 hours of actual work and then can fuck around for 6 hours

Women, favorite "bad boy" trait?

Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?

>>33682171
Not going to lie I love when men are open and unapologetic about risky/stupid stuff they have done or would like to do, bad habits, that kind of thing. Doesn't make someone into a bad boy on its own but they do seem to go hand in hand often.

>>33682171
being rough with me while im bratty and pretend to not like it.

>>33682162
Aren't you mentally ill too

>>33682173
Like diving by yourself at night on the ocean?

>>33682156
I don't think psychopathy can be cured with meds and therapy, they don't consider themselves mentally ill, just different.

>>33681919
M
Bakumatsu Japan. The nation being traipsed through by foreigners. The shogun's attempts to retain power. The futile struggle of the Shinsengumi. The beginnings of an empire. It's a pretty romantic period.

>>33682176
I would enjoy hearing that too, sure, but it can also be more off putting. Like there's guys that will make a big deal about how their exes were crazy and guys that just chuckle and admit that they're not interested in a woman, apparently, unless she's crazy. Ideally an attitude like this is combined with sincerely trying to be(come) your best. But people just owning the mess they are is inherently sexy to me even when I should mostly hear a red flag.

>>33682173
I stay up until 3:00 AM masturbating and have to get up and go to work in three hours.

>>33682180
I see, so like being genuine even though ur fucked in the head a bit

I smell like pussy

>>33681967
Femanons, this is what happens when you settle for tradcucks. You get a man with zero regard for your health or wellbeing. You want to go through the medical ordeal of pregnancy with a moid that can't even wash his dick without holding it against you?

I'm hungry

>>33682181
Yes that would work. Half sheepishly half unbothered admitting sexual stuff you did that wasn't responsible is a huge weak spot of mine.

>>33682182
Yeah. Part is definitely the honesty and not wishing to pretend they're better than they are. But I am also just most easily intrigued by the sides of people they can't really control or are not (just) proud of, more than the stuff you would brag about online. Hearing someone offhandedly revealing themselves as a complex/struggling person can really pique my interest even if I never noticed them prior.

>>33682185
Why

>>33682180
Sean Strickland enjoyer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX2qvSwnFUQ&t=1s

>>33682171
tattoos

i just need one titty massage then i'll be fine for at least another year

>>33682181
Wish I could stay up late and have my bf masterbate me. Tied up, blindfolded, crying because the hours of pleasure is painful

>>33682128
What if I whisper sweet things in your ear while roughly manhandling your ass?

>>33682195
you need dick

>>33682197
We would've perfect for each other.

>>33682187
Nta but holy mother of projection, if you read the subsequent posts it's obvious that she is the one with the problem (oral thrush?) and isn't dealing with it

>>33682192
Never heard of him...

>>33682115
f, not a dealbreaker, as long as they are working on it or have systems in place that prevent them from hurting others.

>>33682199
i can still survive without that for now

>>33682190
NTA
What if they're a narcissist with sociopathic tendencies and only show those traits to you?

It's a strange feeling when you accept that "I'm not the target audience of this post" but then realize you're not the target audience of any of femanon's posts, ever

>>33682201
NTA but she knows her own body best, some women are just incredibly susceptible to these infections, it's not remotely unlikely that she is right that she cannot handle dick that's not freshly washed. In cases where a woman is really vulnerable to them, she cannot fix it on her own without her partner also putting in extra effort to help her prevent them.

>>33682185
Good

>>33682190
>Half sheepishly half unbothered admitting sexual stuff you did that wasn't responsible is a huge weak spot of mine.
Holy shit lmao, I could tell you some stories.

>>33682201
Yeast is something that naturally occurs in human bodies. If she had oral thrush, it would be evident. If she knows from past experience that bj to sex causes yeast infections, then that's just the reality of the situation you can't get around.

>>33682190
be honest, you really like this because it helps you feel less embarrassed about the shit you've done

>>33682123
the one woman that I ever dated basically threw herself at me when we were in college. She was way hotter than me and we dated for a long time. That relationship is over now and I’m looking for a new one. The only problem is that I’m in my mid 20s and have no experience other than with her. I don’t go out and I have no friends

>>33682209
why not

>>33682198
Oh that would make me melt.

>>33682207
Not my thing really. In general I wouldn't call anyone I have actually been with a "bad boy" in any way. I am hugely attracted to kindness, I enjoy men that are soft-spoken and polite. It really is just the trait of (over)sharing unflattering but honest stuff about yourself that I also enjoy.

Also the combination of having someone who reads decent in many ways reveal a weird side to themselves is more exciting than someone who obviously revels in being "dysfunctional" telling stories to back it up. The shock and thrill is biggest when you really did not see it coming, that this is also part of them.

>>33682212
nta but let me join the campfire storytime thank you

>>33682200
I don't know you?

>>33682185
the carpet in my room smells like pussy no matter what i do. you can just shower. i'd need to hire fucking stanley steamer

>>33682205
Would you care if they hurt others but not you?

>>33682213
>that's just the reality of the situation you can't get around.
This basically. They should just reach a compromise or call it quits

>>33682171
Probably just doing things that make me get those i can save him feels. a bit ago I was at a gig with my brother and his guy friend, and after the concert while we just took a taxi because it was in the middle of nowhere, his friend said he was just gonna crash at this nerby empty barn and asked if we wanted to come too lmao. but I was kinda worried for him, like is he gonna die, he's drunk + it's a bit cold. the friend always does stuff like that though. basically "dangerous living" i guess, i feel jealous in a weird way somemtimes that as a woman i can rarely do anything like that or even consider it.

>>33682216
I do not fit into any woman's tastes and basically don't exist

>>33682222
how someone acts towards their friend and family is indicative of how they will eventually treat you.

>>33682220
But I would tie you up and masturbate you for hours.

>>33682219
How about when I discovered the joys of having money and wasted tons of it buying hentai games and lewd asmr stuff I couldn't even understand? I showed my gf my 2 TB hentai folder and she freaked out lmao

>>33682214
Yeah I think you're right that this plays a huge part. I have always myself been the kind of person who reads as normal and well-adjusted but is weirder than many others would suspect. I have felt a lot of shame or feeling like I was deceiving people by them not knowing my weirdest or least functional sides. So it does make me feel more easily disarmed, connected and also kind of emboldened when someone else plainly lets their guard down and shows something about themselves at their worst. I try to be that person for others too.

At the same kind I can't say I have done many straight up irresponsible things, my vices are the typical stuff for people on here - masturbating all the time/for a lot of time, spending a lot of time in weird internet places, doing a lot less with your life for years than others would expect. So in that sense it's not so direct that I can personally relate to most confessions on the surface level that you've been there, done that, too.

>>33682223
There's no compromising for health, bro just needs to wash his dick, takes 1 minute tops. The fact that it's even a problem shows he isn't fit to date.

>>33682228
so the legend of the TB hentai folder is true

>>33682217
I've had the idea in my head lately of subjecting a girl to the most thorough ass groping of her life, while she's in my arms and I compliment bomb the fuck out of her.

>>33682115
M
Probably a dealbreaker for me. I would dread having to let someone go over it, though. The right thing to do is to be honest about what I can handle, but I wouldn't want to leave her feeling like shit over it.

>>33682228
I could've saved you and showed you where to get all that for free...

>>33682221
lololol ohh baby

>>33682112
No, retard. I thought you not knowing how to wash your ass was what was so fucking funny

nothing boggles the mind more than seeing american males justify having skidmarks and cheetoh breath

>>33682178
I guess

Could someone please tell boomers that it's possible to use a public bathroom without moaning

>>33682173
yeah I like to walk through the cemetery at night on my autistic incel nightwalks sometimes despite having had homeless crackheads square up to me before, im such a bad boy

>>33682234
Oh I pirated tons too, for the games that were like $100 each
I got a thrill out of adding anything that looked remotely hot to my cart and seeing the subtotal rise higher, a testament to my perversion

>>33682112
>man comes in complaining about washing his dick
>never heard of a washcloth
>says he doesn't even was his hair

you can't make this shit up

>>33682227
*hot face emoji

>>33682232
I am already at prime horniness with no official bf so I can't just get secks.

Did you know that when scientists study female orgasm they use the hitachi magic wand? It's the most replicable way of inducing female orgasm

>>33682171
>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?
I don't know what the list of those traits contains, but I am just going to assume being a complete slut in bed is.
If she can't keep up with my roleplay ideas, it won't work out.

>>33682215
this is why i hope my relationship never ends. 25 y/o and only 1 relationshihp, my current one, no friends either. but looks you might have to hope to get lucky again or invest into some friends. a lot of adults still find relationships through friends of friends and stuff like that.

>>33682247
vibrators in general really

>>33682171
>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?
would rape me

>>33682246
I can think of nothing better than keeping you at peak horniness, making you even needier and needier. By the time we're done, you'll be begging to grind against my knee to get off.

>>33682171
>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?

apparently cluster B personality disorders LOL, lord why am I a flame that draws in the bpd moths? they seem so normal at first.

i don't like the idea of a man saying sweet or kind things while being rough in any way

>>33682247
i know this isn't how it was done but this sparked a forced orgasm in front of a room of doctors fantasy

Girls, would you suck your thumb during sex upon request?

>>33682175
Luckily not.

>>33682171
>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?
wears skimpy clothes and enjoys it
full on exhibitionist
has kissed girls before

>>33681902
don't you wish you were 17 again? didn't realize at the time that that first year was going to be the best in my life.

>>33682259
that seems super weird man

>>33682256
Cluster B folks are predators, they mimic normal human behavior to hook you up. It's because you're not a human to them, literally, you're an object they analyze

>>33682259
MY thumb? No that shit is weird and pedophile bait.
I will, however, suck on YOUR fingers

>>33682257
The juxtaposition makes it hot

>>33682259
can you explain how it's not a pedophilia thing

>>33682247
based

>>33682269
Because it's an adult woman doing it.

>>33682265
are there tonnes of them around or am I just a beacon for them and why are they always attractive.

>>33682257
i do. i don't like the degrading or devaluing part of bdsm. i want a man to spank the fuck out of me while petting my hair. i want him to tell me he loves me when he pushes himself all the way inside of me.

>>33682247
>tfw no doctor bf who expertly brings me to orgasm in front of a board of other doctors who take notes on every minor reaction i have and definitely aren't getting a boner in the next room
>the tests never give enough data so we have to do it over and over and over again...

>>33682255
i literally already am. look around, i am not far.

>>33682245
I promise we aren't all like this.

>>33682264
>>33682266
>>33682269
I like the idea of fucking a girl so hard and so good that she completely loses herself and sort of goes to the default state.

>>33682258
didn't they literally used to treat ''hysteria'' with an orgasm from doctors using a vibrator or some shit

>>33682273
i'd just prefer to not be denied of the full experience personally

>>33682272
Most likely you attract them cuz they feel you're an easy prey. Bpd, narcs and sociopaths are always attractive at first, otherwise nobody would fall for their shit

>>33682279
they did it with butt plugs

>>33682259
omg yes, i get so hot sucking my boyfriend's thumb

>>33682273
Good girl

>>33682280
Worthless whore

>>33682278
my default state is not being an infant, it's being an adult woman. sucking my thumb would be a super conscious active decision, so if i ever did that in bed, i'm 100% not losing myself, i'm putting on an act for you that i take no pleasure in.

>>33682274
>the orgasms are so intense and you've had 10 by now.
"How do you felt, anonette?"
"It's starting to hurt..."
"Well, we're only a quarter of the way done so hang in there. We need to push the limits on female orgasm."
>you get a small paper cup of water and the experiment continues...

>>33682171
>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?
thicc goth cowtiddy girls with tomboyish behaviors that piledrive men into having sex

>>33682281
is this cus im autistic, dang

>>33682284
what a thoughtful soul

>>33682265
Some of those people have genuinely inhuman looks in their eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

>>33682259
This, and they would also need to say "S-senpai, owaraseru"

>>33682259
this is gay, i'd rather just shove my thumb up her ass instead

>>33682278
Uh, my default state is not a mental infant, freak.

>>33682290
dude... don't fucking typecast people with dark eyes as evil... what the fuck

>>33682273
1000000/10
May I please have an order of this? but please fuck me til I suck my thumb.

>>33682285
It's not an infant thing. The way I see it it's more like she's getting fucked so hard that there's just no thoughts. Not stupid, but just that the only thing in the world for her is getting fucked by me in that moment, and that's what her sucking her thumb would mean for me.

Women cannot be attracted to a man unless they smell the scent of another woman's pussy juice on his genitals. Are they gay?

>>33682294
nta i don't think anon was being literal there. but maybe he was because this website is full of racists

Milky Subway is officially done now. Sad.

>>33682297
>It's not an infant thing.
NTA and M.
It absolutely is.

>>33682297
nta but is she supposed to actually suck it, or just bring it close to her lips

>>33682297
there's no curing pure retardation. this has not ever and will not ever happen unless your girlfriend is into pretending to be an infant.

>>33682299
is that true chat

>>33682307
There are no cats here.

>>33682257
i cant relate, i think ive described my taste before as sexually deviant but emotionally vanilla. i dont ever want to feel bad but i do want to experience literally every physical sensation that exists, even if it hurts. and especially if it hurts, i want encouragement so i can get through it and feel like i'm making him really happy.

>>33682305
I want her to actually suck it.

>>33682306
I don't want her to pretend to be an infant. I want her to be an adult woman who sucks her thumb.

>>33682294
it is not the color, its the empty black eyes I know what he means

Ladies, where can I meet you? In a figurative sense

>>33682307
Lay off the porn

>>33682297
so you would think it was sexy if after sex she shit herself all over the bed? like that's her way of completely letting go. do i even want to know the answer to this

>>33682311
why do you even mention the color then? can an evil person not have empty blue or green eyes? the fuck?

>>33682307
No, actually incites rage

>>33682308
ye.. nice try..

>>33682260
Doubt it

>>33682314
No, I just like the one specific thing, which is thumb sucking.

>>33682310
you are deranged and your fantasy will never come true.

>>33681919
Why are the majority of people answering women?

>>33682315
idk, retardation

>>33682315
nta it's a lack of light in their eyes if that makes any sense to you. it's hard to describe if you haven't experienced it

>>33682286
>lab is cold so the sweat is growing goosebumps all over my body
>the harsh lights are making my skin look shiny
>he holds my face in his hand while he pulls four more out of me with the vibrator

>>33682327
having some hyper specific time period and place to jerk off to is female brained shit - they pick a place based on the last fujo anime or romance novel they consumed set in the time period

>>33682263
It was definitely an experience and a bit of a culture shock that I needed. But it allowed me to get free college, free housing, and discounts practically everywhere. It also gave me the motivation I needed to turn my lifestyle around. For that, I'm grateful.

>>33682299
>Women cannot be attracted to a man unless they smell the scent of another woman's pussy juice on his genitals. Are they gay?
Hot

Do you have a maximum distance for dating someone? Related: is 2 hours travel too much?

>>33681967
>wash my dick off in the shower
Instead of taking 10 minutes in the shower spend 30 seconds washing it in the sink. You know, the sink, the thing guys pee in?

>>33682299
I have to admit, something about taking it right after out gf did feels weirdly extra hot.

>>33682327
men like wars, women like eras.

>>33682307
>women are denying preselection now

>>33682330
"Hmm, it seems the orgasms are getting harder to achieve. We may need to have some hands to stimulate her breasts and ass."

Car sex?
How is it done? Does it feel good? Is leverage different? Where do you go... like a parking spot behind residentials, parking garage, ally? So you need tinted windows or a shade?

>>33682339
ok listen i am kind of horny about this but i cannot be straight up erping in atoga, we have to stop

>>33682327
I like specific nations, throughout their entire history.

When I see women I can't help but remember that they are pretty frequently shoving cocks down their throat. That seems odd, is that abnormal? It's definitely true, so I don't know what the *problem* is necessarily though.

>>33682338
>samefagging to make shit up because everyone is ignoring the bait

>>33682297
M
That is an ageplay thing. When I think of fucking a woman so hard she can't think, I think of her eyes rolling back, her back arching and her head lolling around obscenely.
In my experience. if she's sucking on anything in this state, it's my own fingers as I hold her head and neck.

women
as per >>33682299 would you spray your scent on a favoured male's penis so he can attract his own mate more successfully?

manons, would you be able to massage your gf's boobs without leading into sex

don't fight in the chat

>>33682307
go away

>>33682321
Different anon but the thing is you seem to project a bunch of personal associations on it. I as a woman have never, not once, not even online, heard of a woman sucking her thumb in bed for any other reason than that she enjoys that. Nor have I ever heard in any situation of a grown woman sucking her thumb in response to being "broken down". Starting to cry comes to mind to me as a response to being totally overwhelmed.

>>33682349
Sure.

>>33681874
Didn't the UK just lower the voting age to 16 though? Seems like the winds are going the opposite direction, strangely enough

>>33682294
I was making a reference to Jaws and not being a racist.
The other guy knows what I meant. It's surreal. I'm not talking about their irises. Their eyes go black. No light whatsoever.

>>33682341
shit. you are right. lmao

>>33682339
*extra hands

>>33682320
Yapp yapp

>>33682356
that's not how light works, but i'm sorry you got so traumatized that you have such a wild recollection of events

>>33681896
https://welib.org

>>33682349
Define sex

>>33682329
Those eyes and the sight of duper's delight spreading across their face are things I'm probably never going to forget for as long as I live.

>>33682349
M, yes, sometimes sex isn't feasible but boob touching is (like when she's on her period)

>>33682341
The public-ness makes it hot

>>33682362
penis in vagina, penis in mouth, penis in breasts, penis in hand, penis between body parts, penis in forbidden locations that shall not be named

>>33682360
You dense, obtuse motherfucker.

>>33682364
why are they so scary bros...

>>33682349
Yes

Sometimes it's just nice to grope

>>33682349
You're such a zoomer.

>>33682349
Yeah, but I might get a boner.

>>33682350
y

>>33682290
>doll's eyes
Honestly I always thought the line was "dog's eyes", and I have always thought negatively about dogs in part thanks to that line

>>33682343
Yes it's abnormal. Not unheard of, especially for young guys that watch lots of porn, but not normal.

>It's definitely true
So is people shitting daily, though, but you probably don't have issues not picturing every person you meet in the bathroom farting and shitting.

>I don't know what the *problem* is
It will impact, in ways you realize or not, how you think of and treat women in general. It is harder to respect women when you are constantly reminded of them servicing men sexually, potentially. It is more likely to make you angry they're not presently doing that for you. It'll make it harder to take women seriously as people and potential friends. You can scare off potential girlfriends because something feels off in how you interact with them, or because you are/become obsessed with who they used their mouth on in the past.

Basically the fact that they are sexual goes from just a fact to something hugely important and meaningful that shapes how you think of and talk to them.

>>33682367
public stuff is only exciting to me if either everyone watching is into it or nobody sees us but i'm scared of getting caught, doing it in plain sight where other people just would be annoyed isn't fun at all

>>33682364
damn. i've never heard of duper's delight and now i realize how much i've seen it.

>>33682336
Some men drown while others die of thirst

>>33682375
in my defense, i would never use that and this was an exception

>>33682290
>Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Black circle lenses are fucking hot.
WTF is wrong with you?

>>33682372
They're demoniacs if you ask this anonymous basketweaver.

>>33682360
bpdemon is that you?

>>33682361
oh my god it even has the later books translated
thank you so much!!

>>33682369
What about penis on breasts or jerking penis above boobs?

>>33682385
>in my defense
I've seen enough of you to know no defense is good enough.

>>33682359
Cope seethe mald!

>>33682360
chat am i cooked if ive been conditioned to get aroused by gaslighting

>>33682345
>samefagging
>making shit up
>bait
The most braindead terminally online retardpost I have ever seen

>>33682369
NTA, but also M

I think a healthy sexual relationship should include sexual experiences that are focused entirely on the pleasure of one partner rather than on mutual pleasure. I don't know why one-sided sessions are perceived as a bad thing or "cucked" so long as they occur both ways.

>>33682336
Well, we are over over.

Girls, what would you think if a guy wanted to fuck your armpit? I like armpits are sexy and I would like to put my penis in one.

>>33682383
It's uncanny. It's the same smile no matter whose face it shows up on.

>>33682394
The words of the second most sane femanon of stoha.

>>33682331
I always thought an obsession with history was something that is a lot more common in men

femanons should post eyes

>>33682400
Fine, would think nothing of it other than being down and enjoying it for being a novelty. I have never had a guy explicitly focus much on my armpits but wanting to kiss/lick/smell them at some point is in my experience more common than not at all, I've never slept with a guy who didn't at one point bury his face in there.

>>33682404
Nice try fed

>>33682400
love it

>>33682403
Women love history as a costume, that's why their romance novels use it as a backdrop

>>33682392
it just sounds a bit tiresome to do all the time, what if she wants to do that multiple times a day? when do you decide when it's the right time to have sex then
i'm thinking too much about it now
>>33682393
sorry

>>33682400
sexy

>>33682390
no, he's just describing a physical phenomenon that cannot happen and acting like i'm stupid for saying as much. if he means something metaphorical there's way better words to use than light and color, which are objective traits eyes DO have. you could say the gaze becomes hollow, or a void, or cold, or that they're like pools of water, and every so often you can glimpse beyond the reflection and see something rotten lurking beneath the surface.

using physical traits an object already possesses to describe something emotional is not metaphor, it's misinformation.

What's something people take more seriously than they should?

>>33682349
For what purpose?

>>33682416
Themselves

>>33682397
i get that but i feel different about it personally, but i just wonder if doing some things would build up a man too much, while i could survive without wanting to finish and such

>>33682416
everything

>>33682404
HANDS

>>33682416
Entertainment media

>>33682415
oh my bad i didn't realize we were playing semantics about someone describing their trauma

>>33682416
You.

>>33682417
stress relief, the future of mankind, better blood circulation

>>33682415
You sound somewhat shriggered for some mysterious reason.

>>33682419
nta, but your world changes when you stop dating sex pests and start dating men who see you as a person not a cum dumpster

>>33682426
when i said "why are you typecasting people with dark eyes as evil" he could have said "sorry, i meant dark in a metaphorical sense, it was just how it felt to me" and i would have been like "oh, okay, i'm sorry that happened." instead he doubled down on it being a real physical thing. i still sympathized despite being annoyed. no idea what you want from me.

>>33682430
So you're not getting off?

>>33682426
Nobody here got trauma

>>33682416
My cock

>>33682435
when you accused him of doing something he wasn't doing, he got defensive. that's how humans work, demon

>>33682434
Non sequitir

>>33682404
Jannies didn't even like a bit of theigh with measuring tape.

>>33682435
>instead he doubled down on it being a real physical thing.
I did no such thing. I figure it should be clear to a fluent English speaker what I mean by someone's eyes going black and losing all light in them.

>>33682434
i'm a virgin with my own turn offs and turn ons
>>33682436
kinda

>>33682442
They are on high alert this week because of happenings I think

>>33682419
>but i feel different about it personally
in what way?
>i just wonder if doing some things would build up a man too much, while i could survive without wanting to finish and such
I haven't had a gf in a while but I was fine with the delayed gratification of just getting an erection from fingering her or squeezing her tits for a bit. Or you know, sometimes it feels good to make
>her
feel good.

I also think people rush into sex too quickly in relationships and then end up feeling used.

>>33682434
I rarely had sex with my last girlfriemd
because she acted like she never wanted
it.

>>33682439
>hey don't say people with dark eyes are evil
>no no when people are evil their eyes LITERALLY turn black
>that isn't how eyes work, but i'm sorry you went through whatever it is you went through
>YOU DEMON STOP ACCUSING ME
?

>>33682439
They can't help themselves.

>>33682444
then don't settle for men who act like they will die if they don't cum. trust

>>33682445
Drama? What's the sitch, wade?

>>33682434
Life gets better when you aren't full of resentment towards men for feeling any form of.sexual desire

>>33682453
No, I mean world things

>>33682453
You make the best references fr

How do you get over the physical need to cuddle

>>33682395
At risk of being cooked, certainly.

>>33682459
become cold and heartless

I'm so inexperienced with sex that I would need a gf who is willing to tolerate that and ease me into things, but I think any women around my age would never want to date somebody like that. How real of a concern is that?

>>33682448
I am so glad i only know you through an anonymous forum where we can easily go back and disprove your gaslighting. All three of the responses to your post (an accusation, NOT a question btw) said that it was not literal color it was talking about light.

what's the point of getting married when she can just divorce you and take half your stuff at any time?

>>33682463
how old?

>>33682459
F hug my pillow (or my parents)

>>33682443
it is not clear, because eyes can naturally look black (despite just being dark brown). you also initially said BPDemons just... have black eyes. which isn't true, some have light eyes. you can try to act like i'm being unreasonable all you want, but i asked why you said something objectively untrue, and you escalated it to this without me being even rude. literally all i said was "don't say people with dark eyes are evil" and "that's not how eyes work but i'm sorry you went through that". jesus.

>>33682466
it's fun

>>33682467
well that response doesn't bode well...

>>33682454
i don't feel resentment at men for feeling sexual desire. i resent men who make it my problem and my responsibility to fix. i'm happily dating someone who doesn't do that, and shocker it makes me want to have sex more knowing i won't be guilt tripped about his blue balls if we have to stop.

>>33682456
Oh yeah. That.
>>33682457
Lol thanks

>>33682469
>literally all i said was "don't say people with dark eyes are evil"
Which is not something I said.
>and "that's not how eyes work but i'm sorry you went through that"
Which is obviously insincere and passive aggressive. Go fuck yourself.

>>33682446
>in what way?
i'd like to give oral but i wouldn't want to receive it way (serious crime)
thanks for telling me how it's like for you, i get it but i hhave fever so i'm worse at replies than usual

>>33682250
I don’t see the point in having friends

>>33682477
i was being completely sincere but whatever man.

>>33682459
sometimes hospitals will let you "perform therapy" on coma patients if you convince them that physical contact makes them more likely to wake up
worst they can say is no

If I hear a woman talking about her mental health, I immediately know she is terrible.

>>33682481
begone demon

>>33682453

I'm gonna mention it here because it'll get ignored on /pol/

All these late night shows have been running since like the 50's. And they run on the same format. Except now there are more than 4 tv stations and no one watches them. The writing staff for each show has only increased in number despite viewership going down, turning all of these shows into financial black holes. So now that Trump is cracking down, the networks have an excuse to finally cut the fat and cancel all of them while pretending they don't want to

>>33682484
cool

>>33682481
I'm so sincerely sorry this conversation upset you.

>get a gf
>she shows you her boobs
what's the catch?

>>33682490
they have big scary mouths and bite you

>>33682490
You have to show her you benis

>>33682490
you'll find out, once it's too late to back out. by design. look up praying mantis post-coital behavior.

>>33682490
they want your bodily fluids in exchange. Kinda like spiders

>>33682484
When I hear a woman talking I Immediately remember she only ever be mediocre at everything she sets her mind to

>>33682490
EVERYTHING
if you know you know

>>33682490
Cock in me. That's the exchange.

>>33682466
love

>>33682245
NTA, m, I don't use a washcloth either. They typically leave a smell on me so I don't use them. I do, however, shampoo all my hair. Pits, groin, chest hair
>>33682107
>flakes/residue
That never happens to me and I never use a washcloth
>>33682031
NTA, why would I exfoliate my dick??? As a male I have made the mistake of rubbing exfoliating scrub on my dick. It was both red and sore for days.

I don’t want a boyfriend anymore

>>33682500
Nonsense

>>33682478
Haha

I'm literally posting sick from home as well. My fever just broke.

>i'd like to give oral but i wouldn't want to receive it way (serious crime)
That'd be a little disappointing to me, but I could probably live with it so long as you're fine with me pleasuring you in other ways. I'm sure there are plenty of guys who was prefer that situation though. One reason I was incompatible with my ex was because while I like giving and receiving, she only liked receiving. So I think I'd rather be with a girl like you than with her if I got in another relationship. She'd fucking never crawl under my desk and give me head while I worked/gamed.

I want gf more than ever now after that hugging and saliva posting

>>33682504
Some of us know how to bathe and wipe our asses, I promise!

>>33682500
fr

>>33682504
Same, I want a husband

>>33682499
That's not a catch, that's a bona fide boner bonus!

>>33682508
>cant get a gf unless a woman marks my penis with her scent
>a gf is the person who does that
chat is this a bug

>>33682514
It's just like a job. You can't get a job unless you have experience. You gotta trick one and then you're in

>>33682509
You drive a hard bargain, unfortunately I'm not buying

Today I realized I never in 25 years of my life saw a single female wearing black socks.. and it got me thinking

My birthday is tomorrow

>>33682490
Most women have ugly fucking tits

>>33682521
Gaaaaaaay.

>>33682519
I can't imagine actually wanting to celebrate my birthday, must be a woman thing

>>33682519
is the gang doing anything spesh for u

>>33682507
i agree even if it can be hard to get in a new relationship i also think it's important that the two people are compatible, i think there's nothing wrong with the two/three types, it just depends on how you perceive things
hope you can get better soon

>>33682519
If I was so devoid of friendship that I needed to say that offtopic on an /adv/ forum, I think I'd kms.

>>33682519
A premature happy birthday to you, anon!

Does downloading pictures from the social media pages of girls I know and uploading them to threads on /b/ for people to describe how they need to be fucked violate the non-aggression principle?

>>33682521
i have nice & perky boobs but also a mid face.
only the blessed few can have the best of both worlds sadly, (and most of them go for equally attractive men if that isn't obvious ofc)

>>33682538
Mid definitely isn't ugly. Most people are mid. I'm thinking boob thoughts now.

>>33682538
*squeeze*

>>33682521
describe how yours look like

i just need a hypersexual femcel gf with rampant depraved sexual fetishes but is also afraid of sex
something is deeply, deeply wrong with western civilization, that i cannot have this

>>33682535
sounds like you're acting indian

I need a gf with a big fat ass who likes getting buttplapped

>>33682546
hi. ya found me.

>>33682521
Trvke.

>>33682549
o_O

>>33682548
Patrician taste

>>33681919
M
1990s Japan.

Need gf no taller than five feet.

>>33682558
Best I can do is a gf with five feet.

>>33682549
i love you and will not be able to sleep a wink until i have you in my arms. please take all the time you need to overcome your deep-seated mistrust of men, who you in your heart are not entirely convinced are actually human, and i lovingly hope that we might one day develop such a fierce, intimate bond that you will allow me to remain in the same room as you while i expose my penis to the air (lights off).

>>33682526

Thanks, hope you get well soon as well!

>>33682521
Mine are pretty but too small

>>33682558
instructions unclear, sending you a 6'7" gf

>>33682559
Four veganias??

>>33682559
Maliciously compliant djinn hands

>>33682562
Hang yourself for this post

>>33682559
youre going to attract the footfriends..

Anons, how would you feel if a girl's hobby was making her own energy drinks from scratch? Would it be weird if she had a little cabinet filled with powdered caffeine, b vitamins, and such? If she spent time every week making fruity syrups?

>>33682566
Don't think I'd mind this, honestly. Someone that tall has got to have some health problems, though.

>>33682575
that's p cool imo but i am a nerd

>>33682575
economical and wholesome? the drink industry is a scam anyway
can she also mix poisons

State gender: What would you do if you learned that a ghost was trying to contact you though /atoga/?

>>33682575
Not weird at all. That's cool. I'd be her taste tester.

>>33682579
M
I'd be pretty flattered and very interested.

Who here would settle for an onlyfans gf? Be honest.

>>33682575
>now aware of "tfw no apothecary gf"

>>33682579
F contact a priest asap

>>33682583
settle? who wouldnt want a desirable gf

>>33682583
umm....

>>33682578
Yeah after spending $20 on red bulls a week, I'm starting to think it's unsustainable. The cheapest I can get it is $1.60 a can in flavors I don't prefer. I am also cutting down on drinking significantly, but I miss making cocktails. Mixing up energy drinks feels like a big investment because the powders are expensive but it might be cheaper and more fun in the long run. Plus healthier, because I can control the sugar content.

>>33682579
f, ask it wtf it wants

>>33682575
Can you make me one that doesn't make me wish for death after the buzz wears off?

>>33682519
Happy early birthday. Thanks for being one of the most decent namefags here.

guys i unlocked monkfish are you proud of me

>>33682525
>is the gang doing anything spesh for u
Yes, my fiancée and I are going out with my best friend and her husband. I don't know what they have planned, but I'm a little excited.

>>33682533
>A premature happy birthday to you, anon!
Thank you, Exhibanon. Once again the only decent soul in these threads.

>>33682592
just b careful because too much caffeine can be lethal and the amount is not that big in a spoon really.

>>33682598
idk what that is but good job I guess

>>33682565
What does the rest of you look like?

>>33682596
Hm, maybe, but it might require me to buy some more expensive things like l-theanine and it would require some research...

>>33682600
Oh I am far too autistic to just be scooping things in, I'll be measuring everything exactly on a scale, and probably making big batches to last a week or so.

>>33682583
I wouldn't. Maybe I'd date someone who did it in the past, but probably not.

>lifting weights so that when I listen to ASMR exams and she compliments my body it doesnt feel like she's lying
anyone else?

>Gain weight
>Still flat
Is this the worst

>>33682614
yes

Men, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy doing for women?

Women, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy being done for you?

>>33682606
>some lucky bastard has an autistic mixologist gf brewing custom monsters for him frankenstein style while i choke down white monsters like a pedestrian

>>33682031
NTA, but I'm dissapointed by these answers

>>33682034
This one is good though.

>>33682617
let's be real, nothing she makes will be as good as a white monster, and I think you meant plebian

>>33682614
no. try gaining weight and getting less curvy instead of more. it goes straight to my waist. i go from lightly curvy skeleton to minifridge. feels bad man.

>>33682612
this is the 2025 version of that banner with a /fit/ post about being worthy of masturbating to more attractive anime characters

>>33682616
>Men, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy doing for women?
I stopped doing them at this point honestly.

I can't believe some gigantic faggot spoiled MGSV for me just as I was finishing chapter 2.

>>33682616
Pick up heavy thing.

>>33682620
This is my greatest fear. I spend all this money on powders and nothing comes close to the feeling of drinking an ice cold peach red bull. Fuck this clown earth

>>33682616
>Men, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy doing for women?
"Ladies first" whenever the opportunity arises for it and holding doors open.

>>33682626
I think the nutrition part will be easy to tackle but it's making it taste good that will be tough

>>33682624
You had ten years, anon!

>>33682575
marriage material

>>33682620
pedestrian was supposed to come with an illustration but it didnt pass review
>>33682626
you need to add love

>>33682616
it's very generic but buying me a drink (i really like it even if it's a guy buying drinks for several people or everyone in the group and not me specifically lmao).

>>33682583
If she looks like Sophie Rain or Corinna then sure

>>33682597
Thank you for making me feel appreciated

>>33682616
I really like it when a guy offers me their hand or makes sure all the girls in a group get home safe

>>33682616
maybe it's common sense but i really appreciate it when they pick up something that fell for me since i usually wear skirts or dresses

>>33682616
I like when he opens the car doors for me because it's so extra and funny. He never gets there before I get there so he has to physically get in my way to stop me from opening the door which leads us to touching and kissing and laughing

>>33682624
Words that kill
will you speak them to me

>>33682621
>feels bad man.
Fr. At least I'm still kinda pear shaped I guess

>>33682628
Yeah, especially if I'm not loading it up with an ass ton of corn syrup. That's also part of the fun experimentation part, though.

>>33682616
from my experience being chivalrous is an ick. I never had a positive reaction if I tried it

>>33682616
M

I like opening car doors for women

How do I F ask my friend to be my wing woman

Women, what makes you feet bratty?

>>33682648
How distant are you to this friend that you can't even ask that? I've asked my best friend to help me shave my pubes.

>>33682616
M
Anything, and not just for women. If somebody drops something of theirs or knocks something over in a store, I help pick it up. If our elevator is broken and somebody has groceries, I help carry them all up the stairs. If a neighbor has trash that needs to go out, I offer to take it.

>>33682648
>could you help me hooking up with some cute guy?

>>33682236
>not knowing how to wash your ass
bidet and soap/scrub my crack with my hands in the shower, it's not that difficult
>>33682245
not everyone needs to wash off as often or with the intensity you do, goblin ass motherfucker

>>33682614
It's fine to be flat.
And you don't want a guy who only would want you for having big tits.

My average wife.
Say something nice about her.

It's so hot when women are scared. I don't know if that's bad or whatever. But it turns me on so much.

>>33682614
get pregnant, that shit balloons your tits

>>33682647
That is a great trait.
Want to help me vacuum my car? My lunchbreak is in an hour!

>>33682614
Whats the ass situation however

>>33682648
Don't call it that, just ask her to come with you and help you pick guys to approach, help you strike up conversation more casually etc. It helps to flatter her ("I feel more relaxed with you around" for example, or "you can talk to anyone"). Make sure to pick a friend who strikes a good balance between good social skills and not being so irresistable to men that you are bound to have issues with that.

>>33682651
There's a very specific kind of patronizing chivalrous sexism - "blah blah, I would say more but there's ladies present" - that makes me feel like a bratty teenager willing to do anything that ruins the illusion of wholesome innocence. I still don't usually act on it but I do hate it. Same for random men that don't know you at all saying stuff like "you have no idea what goes on in guys' minds"...

>>33682658
Looks like AIslop.

>>33682334
>10 minutes
nigga it takes 2 minutes max, im not taking a full on shower, just getting it wet, scrubbing it down, rinsing it off, then drying off

>>33682651
When a man tells me what to do. When I stick my tounge out. Being groped and not asking

https://files.catbox.moe/1oslfd.png

Me and femanon

>>33682659
Have you taken the bdsm test? You would probably score high on the hunter category.

>>33682614
What does your midriff look like?

>>33682651
same as >>33682665 pretty much but ngl i never voice it irl.

>>33682669
what is this

>>33682635
You're very welcome. I hope it's a special day.

>>33682669
I don't think that position is in the Kamasutra

>>33682669
Just post cropped porn you n00b

>>33682659
what about crying

me when I tell femanon that her roastbeef mess isnt that bad she'll for sure find a fat and balding guy in the future

>>33682616
Just holding doors. Allowing me ahead in line is also forgivable. You may look at my butt if you do that.

Anon, what do you do when you shoot four air balls in a playoff game? Do you sulk? Do you weep? When you disappointed all of your teammates, when you let down all of the fans, do you ask for sympathy? Do you ask why me? Or do you get off of the plane and go straight to Palisades High and get the janitor to open up the gym and lock yourself in there until the sun comes up?

>>33682677
horseanon, what was your hyperfixfagation before anime horses?

>talking to therapist
>he's convinced i cant feel emotion or connections to people because of previous trauma i dont know about
>ask him if theres any chance im a sociopath/psychopath
>"huh im not really sure, im not too familiar with the diagnoses. lets look them up together"
>we go down the symptoms line by line and the only things that dont line up are my lack of aggression
>>"nahh that doesnt sound right"
femanons, can i find love if i cant feel any emotions(including love)? where can i find someone to fix me?

>>33682671
Not too bad, the weight usually goes
directly to my thighs
>>33682664
See above
>>33682661
Ideal solution

>>33682678
If they're crying from choking on my dick then I love it. I don't like if they're crying because their feelings are hurt.

>>33682614
Men really don't hate flat chests nearly as much as you might suspect. You could be flat and chubby, and I'm still going to be attracted to you if you have a pretty face, a cute tummy and legs.

>>33682682
desu if my fat ass is in the playoffs then something went horribly wrong a while ago.

>>33682678
turns me off if it's because of pain, otherwise its hot

>>33682672
For what it's worth, in my experience the easiest and quickest way to cut it down is to make a comment/joke very quickly afterwards (to someone that does know you) that makes it very clear apparently you are fine with the topic he wanted to protect you from.

If you argue the guy directly it'll turn into a back and forth, but if you indirectly let him feel he totally misjudged you, they are usually long glad to not draw more attention to their assumptions. Bonus is if they are actually deeply conservative, hearing a woman make graphic jokes or something can be enough to make them leave.

Femanons, does this apply to you too? >>33682681
I may have to start letting you all go ahead in lines lol

>>33682688
Whitepill

>>33682683
I can't say because there have been so many

>>33682669
Ugh
Plapposting

Anyone know a way to access members only youtube vids without an account?

Women, would you rather he groom his dick and balls to be smooth regularly (Nair or waxing), well shaven regularly with a razor, or wild and caveman hairy (it traps a lot of his smell)?

>>33682698
No.

>>33682694
I'd hope so. Flat women are hot.

>>33682699
I like full bush, I feel it looks best and is most practical.

>>33682245
their parents didn't teach them how to do stuff correctly, just the gist, and so they went full minimum

>>33682699
Not smooth but not wildly hairy either

>>33682699
anything that can be close to the first

>>33682702
I love you

>>33682702
Thank you, anon. It is mutual.

>>33682257
would you rather he be sweet and soft/sensual with you, or him to be mean and rough? Or is it that you enjoy both, but having them mix is jarring?

>>33682686
If you are bottom heavy with small tits i will still relentlessly plap you

>>33682686
You sound hot!

Would you visit your girlfriend everyday at lunch if she thought it was special and she occasionally surprised you with sexy stuff?

>>33682710
mean and rough, soft can be for cuddles

>>33682278
i'm not saying this gives pedo vibes, but, uh, it certainly isn't normal

>>33682713
Yeah, probably even without the sexy stuff.
My parents do this, actually.

>>33682694
I don't give a shit if she's flat if she has a nice tummy

>>33682708
>>33682709
Pubes are great, like a visual marker of where the good stuff is, never understood why it's such a big deal to people.
>but hairs in my mouth
If my hair is shoulder length or longer, my own hair will more often be a reason for me to stop and pick it out anyway. It's not a turn off it's just whatever, something that happens like needing to readjust to not cramp up. And not as often as some seem to think either. Plus no friction burns.

>>33682710
Both are enjoyable. Like, spank me until I cry and then slow and sentual

>>33682699
Medium trimmed is aesthetic. Not impeding suck with bush but not completely bare.

>>33682699
all of that is vile, trim or get lost

>>33682699
Just trim it and for fucks sake hit it with some soap every so often

>>33682665
>"you have no idea what goes on in guys' minds"...
lol, people like this prob think they're more complex than they really are

I never have(and never will) trim/shave any hair below my neck. Seethe, foids.

you glowies will never shill body hair to me

>>33682720
Exact same wavelength here. You're killing me btw.

>>33682731
you also never have/never will get your penis sucked

>>33682733
you pedophiles will never shill childrens bodies to me so the feeling is mutual

>>33682729
I'm man, and even I hear guys saying that as "I have no idea what goes on in women's minds"

>>33682731
F
Neither Have i

>>33682715
Well thanks for not calling me a pedophile. I just think it's such a cute and vulnerable look.

>>33682731
Until the last word, I thought you were me! So, samesies but "seethe, moids" instead :)

>>33682729
It's worse, the "nobody could understand my endless layers" types are there too (especially in puberty) but the specific flavor I mean is more like they are assuming that being a woman you would be shocked by men enjoying (all kinds of! even kinky/weird!) porn or having a lot of sexual fantasies... Basically a "you sweet summer child" irl to your face.

>>33682741
Nothing wrong with ageplay between consenting adults.

>>33682736
i'm a woman and i just like seeing our bodies at the most clear state mostly

>>33682735
I have and regularly do. As another anon mentioned, it's typically the foid getting her hair in her mouth, not my hair. Just push the bush down lmao.
>>33682738
>>33682742
Hot, post bush

>>33682734
Happy to know my people are out there, I hope you will one day have great fuzzy sex with someone like-minded! It really is the best.

I said dick and balls here >>33682699, not the bush. So most of you guys are really okay with [him] having fuzzy balls and the hair near the base of his shaft?

>>33682745
Keep your weird freak fetish to your bedroom and I won't judge it as long as no one's getting hurt. If you come here and brag about it, I will call you a freak and say it's weird to want to fuck a woman who is acting like a baby. What's hard to understand about this?

>>33682745
It's not ageplay though. It really isn't. I want an adult woman to just suck her thumb.

>>33682750
Yeah, the alternative to that is stubble which hurts like fuck. There's nothing worse than grinding on a man with a 5 o'clock shadow on his cock. Plus I like body hair in general.

Shaved pussy but landing strip above it to rub my face in

>>33682755
why not ur thumb? wouldn't that be sexier

boys

Do you really believe that it’s “alpha” to deny a woman of sex?

>>33682758
worst possible taste

Femanons, do you do any of the following?
>4 am workout sessions
>ice baths
>cold showers
>meditation
>daily stoic philosophy reading

I need a stacked redhead who wears a turtleneck

>>33682758
> - -
>Everybody hated that.

>>33682750
Yeah totally. I prefer bush but smooth balls/penis over full shaven but I would rather have all the fuzz, looks more natural and complete to me.

>>33682760
There are no boys allowed here, pedo. This site is 18+

>>33682760
ye

>>33682693
a lot of men do this, mainly opening doors or letting you go first, and i guess it's nice. i hold doors too though.

>>33682756
>stubble hurts
I mean, he could just wax or nair or anything equivalent

>I like body hair
I see, can't argue against that. How long after you've guys had sex (as in, "after the 5th time") should he ask for your hair preferences? Cause asking on the 1st would be weird

>>33682772
Ok but can I stare at your ass

>>33682765
why does she have a pen like that for a necklace. wouldn't she dribble ink all down her titties

>>33682764
any jane tates

>>33682758
Im a plaid skirt and stockings? Perfect Friday lunch or drive in movie date outfit.

>>33682760
No, those thoughts are odd

receiving psychological damage as a sensitive young lady

>>33682774
>asking for permission
no

>>33682764
>4 am workout sessions
no, because that would go against the natural circadian rhythm of the human body
>ice baths
no because finishing with cold water when showering has basically the same health benefits without wasting insane amounts of ice
>cold showers
after washing with warm water because I appreciate actually getting clean
>meditation
I use repetitive chores as meditative practices
>daily stoic philosophy reading
I have read enough of that, it's really not so complicated that you have to keep rereading the same few takes over and over

>>33682685
You're not a socio/psycho, a person with real ASPD wouldn't care they can't feel love. I bet you have trauma and/or depressed.

>>33682764
>4 am workout sessions
8pm workout sessions, bonus points if it's also just after i ate lol
>ice baths
long hot showers sorry not sorry
>cold showers
same as above
>meditation
sometimes but not very often
>daily stoic philosophy reading
i used to read a lot but not anymore recently sadly

so none of them basically.

>>33682759
I would like that too. I just like the way a women looks sucking her thumb. I've tried to explain it to the best of my ability, but maybe I can't put it into words perfectly. I just like it.

But yes if a girl wanted to suck my thumb I'd like that too.

F: how many police reports have you made for rape?
M: how many rape investigations have you had?

M and 3 investigations here, never got past a grand jury tho

Need a femanon to sit on my face.

I'm tired

>>33682773
>nair
Bruh that stuff stings, you'd really put that on your balls? Isn't the skin there sensitive

>>33682773
Depends, if it's a fwb type situation, I would be fine with him asking before we even had sex as long as sex was agreed on already anyway. In a relationship, I'm not going to shave, and I make that pretty clear early on, so it naturally comes up in that conversation that I prefer he is hairy too.

I think it's not a weird thing to ask someone you are sleeping with if they prefer you do this or that. It's more likely to go over well if you suggest that you do something more (shave), or that they do something less (not shave), than vice versa. It shows you care about their input and what they like without placing expectations on them.

>>33682787
I've gone to prison for other shit but not rape, that's low

>>33682782
>it's really not so complicated that you have to keep rereading the same few takes over and over
It's not about simply understanding it, it's about drilling it into your head over and over again until it subconsciously influences how you think. I've probably read the same things and watched the same videos a million times.

>>33682790
Nta but I've done it, it HURTS LIKE A BITCH, but worth it if you like being bare

>>33682787
M, 0. I've encouraged a woman I dated to file a police report against a man she said raped her, but she refused to do so.

>>33682790
nta but I think they make a version specifically for pubes.

>>33682792
what did you do?

>>33682774
i assume they already do it but thankfully no obese men seem do it or uggo men in general

>>33682685
Do you want love? Do you want to be fixed? That, in itself, is an emotion. You are probably highly derealized or dissociated, is my guess. I have this due to trauma that I didn't realize was trauma until much much later. It feels like you are almost acting out emotions sometimes, but actually feeling them is dull or hazy? You are actually feeling them though, ur subconscious is just protecting you from feeling the full brunt of these emotions because it thinks they are too painful for you to feel and continue functioning.

>>33682758
good taste

>>33682796
nta, it's because the police don't care, won't help, and tend to make the situation even worse or more traumatizing than if you didn't go at all.

>>33682783
I'm incapable of feeling emotions(for longer than a few seconds) other than anger, im just generally numb. I can't feel a connection to people, even though I do desire it. I know who I SHOULD love(my family, gf, etc) but I don't genuinely care about any of them, I just pretend to because it makes life so much more convenient. Yes I've been diagnosed with treatment resistant depression, but I dunno, a depressed person should still feel connections to people right? Or some empathy/sympathy?

>>33682794
weak
I train my subconscious through action

i can't even type a chad's farm morning milking routine

>>33682805
Yeah, the more you talk the more it sounds like derealization/dissociation. You may not feel connected to family and friends because you can't be vulnerable around others.

>>33682799
Fraud, forgery, reckless driving, drug trafficking, distributing to minors, child endangerment, unlawful possession of a deadly weapon, failure to appear, perjury, impersonating an officer, aggravated assault, theft, carjacking.

>>33682616
I'm admittedly a simp, so I'd never reveal any of this irl due to the consequences
>doing male stuff trad that's harder for women, like heavy lifting, machine repairs or maintenance
>lifting and carrying her around
>paying for us/taking the paycheck when we're out together
>pushing the door open first
>buying her little stuff like flowers or an extra burger/"souvenir" when I go out, just presenting her stuff
>this is a little further down but driving for her

Yes, it is sad, so you always gotta hold back to not get taken advantage of

>>33682808
>morning milking
god, I would love to be the chick to milk him dry first thing. maybe he would let
me put it on my cereal.

>>33682752
<3

>>33682808
>Chad pets your head.
There there, little cow, it's alright. I'll take care of it from here.
>He softly massages your swollen udder while attaching your collar to a leash and then leads you to the milking station.

>>33682787
0, never been raped or molested. i live in a pretty high trust society or at least it used to be that way when i was a teen

>>33682808
why not?

Girls think they want a 24/7 submissive free use lifestyle until their boyfriend starts fucking them while their sister is calling to say that Mom died.

>>33682790
No, I myself actually PLUCK em with a tweezer. I don't have as much/fast hair growth as other guys (like to the extreme, guys who grow a mm every 15 hrs or something), so I can get like >90% smooth with minimal maintenance effort, and the hairs come out thin. Hardest is the first time when the hairs are thickest. I did it out of my own preference, not for any woman

>>33682812
nta, but my man is like this and he's very sweet. how can i make sure he feels appreciated? he does so much for me, i feel like i can never do enough for him. i don't want him to feel taken advantage of.

>>33682685
Have you been seen a by a psychiatrist? If not it should be a priority for you atm. Not to push any beliefs on you but you may benefit from some spiritual guidance as well. You could just pray or meditate on your own if that's more of your thing.

>>33682815
that's okay but i thought only 30 year old men use "chick" and i'm staring at you right now
>>33682818
that was close to what i was writing!
>>33682820
just don't have enough willpower today, body and consciousness holds me back

>>33682824
Really depends on his love language. Words of affirmation or random physical contact will likely work.

>>33682822
yeah uh, that's the C part of CNC. it's not real NC. you still need C.

>>33682801
>Do you want love? Do you want to be fixed?
I do, just because I feel like it will put me in this magical state where all of my problems disappear and I can actually be happy.
>That, in itself, is an emotion.
This probably wont make sense, but it doesn't feel like an emotion, it's more of a goal.
>You are probably highly derealized or dissociated, is my guess
Absolutely. Some days I'm pretty much convinced that life isn't real, and my entire life is just a microsecond of chaos I've focused on in the noise that is true existence. Like I'm finding patterns in the noise, piecing them together, and extrapolating them, and life is just an illusion based on the coherent images that I find/form. I really don't know how to describe it.
>>33682801
>It feels like you are almost acting out emotions sometimes, but actually feeling them is dull or hazy?
Kind of, but it's more of a reaction than a feeling. Do you sometimes express emotions at times when you shouldn't be feeling any? Like for example, sometimes I'll just be driving and start crying for no apparent reason with no emotions attached to the tears.
Did you manage to make any progress on finding/dealing with the trauma?

>>33682777
Sex in a car outfit

>>33682804
I understood, but it broke my heart all the same. it was one of her fucking friends, too.

>>33682822
what about the guy having sex with her all the time, he should worry about his parents too

Y'all ever do that ALS Ice Bucket Challenge ?

>>33682816
Gib pls.

>>33682775
I know what else would dribble down her titties and its not ink

>ex deleted her social media and her fiance has deleted all her photos
Is it bad that it makes me feel better, like maybe I wasn't the problem in our relationship after all

>>33682836
no

>>33682836
No one challenged me :(

>>33682841
or maybe she just doesn't want to be on social media anymore

>>33682826
>At the station, you are on all fours, attached to a pole with your leash, back arched.
>Chad sits down at his milking stool and gazes at your body. You notice his cock growing larger through his grey sweatpants. He slowly massages your breasts and begins pinching your nipples, and you can tell he's becoming more desperately aroused.
>He puts his other hand down his pants and gets up, knocking over the stool.
"Looks like I'm the one getting milked today, little cow."
>He throws his pants off and rushes to slam his cock into you, over and over

>>33682841
why are you keeping track on her still

>>33682836
I got nominated but never did it. I wonder if they would find it funny if I finally did it and tagged them.

>>33682846
Just a random check in, I like seeing how all my old friends, enemies, exes are doing

Challenging femanon to /adv/ PLAP challenge

>>33682841
Not at all. If you bragged about it to somebody, that would be lame.
I'd probably feel the same way if I heard my ex's marriage failed. Not gleeful and not exactly vindicated, but relieved.

>>33682839
How

>>33682841
Schadenfreude is best enjoyed in small doses

>>33682810
I guess I should look into the differences between the types of emotional detachment
>>33682825
Yeah, multiple. Just pushed depression meds on me which made me dissociate more. I got genetic testing to see which meds are supposedly more compatible with me, yet none of the ones listed as compatible helped at all. I even got transcranial magnetic stimulation treatment and that didn't do shit. Next thing to look at is ketamine therapy.
>spiritual guidance
I was raised kinda religious, and I've tried praying as an adult, but I've never felt a "connection" to God. I dunno what "talking to God" actually refers to. Maybe I should speak to some kinda priest.