Thread 33683195

> even Elijah thought about giving up

1 Kings 19:3-6

Life isn't easy, thank God for every challenge

If this world was good, you might love the world and turn away from God

Kings 2:23-24

>From there Elisha went up to Bethel.
>As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him.
> 'Get out of here, baldy!' they said. 'Get out of here, baldy!'
>He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.
>Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

fuck kids, amirite

>>33683240
thats cool and badass lmao

>>33683195 (OP)
>uhhhh deuteronomy 15:5 ?! ecclesiastes 45:9-11 ?1
based christtards throwing whatever at the wall to see what sticks

>>33683246
nah, the bible is one big pile of nonsensical cryptic garbage where morons cherrypick feelgood sentences and proverbs
I guess that's easier than digging into semantics and philosophy

>>33683267
dont count your humorlessness as virtue. God, who knows infinitely more than you, included some seriously funny stories in his Word.

your academic "well akshully" quips may earn you accolades and upvotes from your peers, but on the final day you do not receive a group score, you are graded on your own work

>>33683267
Nah that was cool and badass and you sound lame and gay lol

>>33683267
>watches academy of ideas once

>>33683285
>very impressive, your rhetorical strategem are impenetrable and your ethos and logos intertwine like an oiled and braided rope
>hashem, 2 bears please

>>33683321
ngl thats funny asf

I like the story of Jonah too

> in the belly of the whale
> begs God to save him

> faced with the minor inconvenience of being in the hot sun with no shade
> "I wish I was dead!"

very human experience

Slave morality.

>>33685676
Romans 6:15-23

>>33683928
Sounds like you've never actually read the book of Jonah.

>>33686294
The audiobook is under 15 minutes and free on youtube if you want to check it out

>>33686853
This comment is in no way a coherent reply to my statement.

>>33686867
Lets hear your take on the story. I would be interested to hear why my interpretation is wrong

>>33686901
I accept your concession

>>33686915
I have read the story 4 times, I am genuinely curious to hear your opinion