Thread 33691837

>>33691837 (OP)
Women are the worst

second for pharaoh girls

>>33691837 (OP)
The proto femcel manga.

>>33691837 (OP)
Femanon would.have panic attack like that if ahe slept next to me, but for different reasons

>>33691837 (OP)
5th for flat girls

Hello atoga, happy caturday

>>33691860
why

my gf will start kissing me randomly, then suck my pp for 30 seconds only for her to stop like nothing happened, often doing this before she/i have to do a chore or activity

she’s basically my first everything so i have no point of reference. is this a thing? she is quite sexually dominant/aggressive in general, she initiates 9/10 times

>>33691873
stop fornicating

>>33691873
some girls do that yes

>You can gift your mother her absolute dream life but in return, you are never born
Gender, do you do it?

>>33691873
Does your penis smell? Do you get phismosis? Does she have a bad gag reflex?

>>33691883
F no, she made her choices now it's my turn

It wasnt a rape of Berlin.
It was quite consensual actually.

>>33691883
M
woudnt even think twice

>>33691873
she is marking you so rival females wont take you
>>33691887
the cnc of berlin...

>>33691883
>>You can gift your mother her absolute dream life but in return, you are never born
>Gender, do you do it?
Both parents. Yea, however I'd still want my siblings to be born to them and have a better life than this one, I can watch over them and I'd get to spend time in the afterlife with my dog at peace, win win.

>>33691889
CNC MENTIONED
WHAT THE FUCK IS MACHINING MONEL

>>33691883
F
My mom's dream life is having me though.

>>33691883
this better not be a polfag question

>>33691898
Accepting the bargain reveals otherwise.

>>33691899
Good eyes.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33691898
then nothing would change, are you willing to risk it?

>>33691873
Sounds like she wants to blueball you

Assert dominance by pulling down her pants and going in with just a bit of spit as lube

>>33691870
She would be afraid of polish ogre sleeping with raging erection

>>33691907
how can you sleep with a raging erection, is this an ogre thing?

>>33691837 (OP)
Pissy little shit can't even answer a simple question, huh?
>>33691855

>>33691883
M, absolutely not.

>>33691891
I think you have to be alive to go to the afterlife, and never being born might put a damper on that...

>>33691873
tease her to the point where she's wet and then stop. Loved doing this to my ex at random times.
>hiking
>mid hug grab her throat and grope her ass because she loves it
>then has to spend the entire downhill part of the trip with wet panties

Am I really crazy for being paranoid about being baby trapped by a girl? Like if I nut in a condom I'd think she poked a hole in it or that she would pull it from the trash in put it in her pussy. I don't know how dudes out here are having casual sex, that shit is kinda scary.

>>33691913
Why are YOU still fuming?

>>33691919
>deflecting and no answer
Business as usual from your ilk.

Growing up is realizing that kangaroos need to be shot on sight

>>33691918
yes

>>33691915
It’s always fun when they tease you back

>>33691918
Yes, because if push comes to shove, you can just push or shove her

>>33691905
Yes

>>33691914
>I think you have to be alive to go to the afterlife, and never being born might put a damper on that...
I guess I'd stay in heaven then

>>33691918
Yeah that’s really weird … most people aren’t trying to actively get pregnant .

Also you give “let me come on your face” vibes so right off the bat the girl that WOULD want you to cum inside isn’t going to be fucking you again if you’re not into doing that

How often do you jog?

>>33691939
f, never

>>33691939
M, 3-4 times per week

>>33691939
M, never
I do run up flights of stairs though

>>33691944
How many and how often

>>33691939
I don't.

>>33691945
6-12 flights, once per day

i wish i was pretty...androgynous

>>33691939
f, never

I wish I hated women more

>>33691953
breh

>>33691939
f, never

>>33691950
Hmmm it’s not bad, decent daily cardio assuming you’re active the rest of the day too

>>33691924
This would make for an exceptional copypasta.

>>33691960
seriously

I am jealous of this one 26 or maybe 27 year old transwoman who has a 32 yo girlfriend domme...
I wish i was as pretty...i wish i wasnt an incel...nor manly....nor chopped
im so jealous
what they post...oh god...dear...........it should have been me......
thats the reason for my anger im honest now

>Go to the bakery
>Kid approaches me before I step in
>"Ma'am could you buy me bread?"
>"Why not go in yourself?"
>"They owe me $1.166 (not actually in dollars) and I don't have the money to pay them back now"
>Hands me some money
>Go in, buy bread for him and myself
>Mfw the money he gave me isn't enough to buy him bread
>Mfw when I pay the rest of amount out of pocket
>Mfw I was hustled by a kid

How's YOUR day going, 'toga?

Btw, male anons, in your opinion, what makes a woman hard to get over/forget?

>>33691939
>How often do you jog?
I don't. I run (and do intense cardio) almost every day to increase my VO2 max because I am terrified of getting old.

>>33691960
I guess

Are dogs boys and cats girls?

>>33691967
yes

>>33691967
No, dogs are extroverts and cats are introverts.

>>33691939
try to at least once a week but its hard to balance it with all the other sports

>>33691864
>"happy caturday" - fellow cat
>
>. . . . . A,, A . . . . . . .
> . . . . (^x ^ ) . . . . . .
>. . . . . .{ \ / . }}~* . . .

>>33691939
I don't. I walk

>>33691965
>I am terrified of getting old.
Don't you wanna become a grandma?

>>33691964
>what makes a woman hard to get over/forget?
You aren’t / will never be one so fuck off forgettable hoe

>>33691964
>How's YOUR day going, 'toga?
I hope it'll be a good day
>Btw, male anons, in your opinion, what makes a woman hard to get over/forget?
How much time you spent with them etc

The average 18-29 year old has sex on average 112 times a year.

I am 30 and I’ve only had sex twice my entire life. It’s over

>>33691981
skill issue

>>33691977
Take your pills.

>>33691975
The thought of losing agency, through either disease or just time wasting your body away. It's not age itself, but time. There's nothing you can do about it in the long run, and I hate it.

>>33691918
Most girls aren't trying to get pregnant. Yes it is crazy, but it shouldn't stop you from being cautious. Bring your own condoms, tie them up when you're done and bring them with you to throw out on your own (do not flush them down the toilet). If you care about putting it in your pocket, it'd be weird but you can carry a mini plastic bag in your pocket to store it in.

>>33691982
It made me feel uncomfortable and the girl saw that and didn’t like that so she never saw me again

>>33691964
>what makes a woman hard to get over/forget?
Humor and a unique way of thinking/talking.
Sexual compatibility too, if you get that far.

>>33691964
>Btw, male anons, in your opinion, what makes a woman hard to get over/forget?
Intimacy. The more they share and the more I share with them. I've been in a lot of relationships but only two continue to haunt me.

>>33691975
Adults who want to get older are fucked up.

>>33691981
>The average 18-29 year old has sex on average 112 times a year.

Haha yeah about that....

>>33691918
>more self-inflicted fornicator problems

>>33691939
F
Never, I have sex instead

>>33691988
Well too fucking bad, every single human being who has aged over 40 has dealt with this and so will you.

>>33691988
NTA but I find it comforting in a weird way. You can take care of yourself and do your best to be healthy, but there's only so much you can ultimately do. Takes a little pressure off, I guess.

>>33691998
>inserts irrelevant graph
That means nothing you moron

>>33691993
>if you get that far.
kek, you made it sound like some survivalist show

>>33692014
With some women (and I guess men too) it kinda feels that way, for better or worse. lol

I love mid girls, especially in 00s films. They're pure sexxxs

>>33692016
In what way?

>>33691964
>what makes a woman hard to get over/forget?
Sorta vague, but some semblance of idk, 'humanity' makes me remember a person. Most people are hard for me to remember unless they've stood out, and it only really requires a single memorable action of value to me. I'll just mention one example:

>she does something [italic] difficult [\italic], perhaps doing it for other people
If she almost blatantly lies amount something to make others feel better. If she puts in extra effort to do something for her friends that might go unnoticed. I'm not bad at detail and do my best to understand people's intentions and why they do stuff, so when small [italic] abnormal [/italic] stuff like this happens, it just screams to me 'holy shit, did you see what she did there?' In some cases, it has made me want to be someone she cares about too.

Sorry the kid screwed you over.

>>33691965
>I run
>because I am terrified of getting old.
Well that's quite retarded

>>33692026
Mental issues, being avoidant, doing drugs, getting involved with weirdos that end up threatening you too...
There is plenty.

>>33691964
I agree with >>33691993

>>33691981
What's the median value?

How I, F, start dating if I'm a NEET, live with family, only have max 2 decent pictures to use for a dating app profile, don't drive, and would have my family asking questions if I tried to leave the house to meet someone?

>>33692006
Inevitability fills me with existential dread. I know others find comfort in it, but I just can't.

>>33692032
VO2 max directly correlates to longevity.

Is it bad if most of my motivation to do anything is to be better than others and to prove people wrong?

>>33692051
112

I've never even kissed a girl and I am pushing 30s. I feel like that in itself is what traps me from scoring a date with women.

guys I can't beat prince of persia on nes and now I'm mad and I can't go to bed because I'm upset because I can't beat it but I'm too sleepy to play it

what do?

>>33692059
Gee you sound like a real catch!

>>33692059
none of those seems like that big of a problem

I wish I was feminine looking instead of well, animal looking

>>33692060
>I just can't.
I get it. Maybe I'm just coping. The idea that eventually, I just won't exist anymore makes my skin crawl and my heart race. But I just try my best to make the most of the time I have.

>>33692066
You've gotta get some rest for now. When you pick it up tomorrow, you'll crush those bastards.

>>33692076
I wish you would leave and never come back

>>33692081
why

>>33692070
I know I'm not a catch but I'd like a family one day so what do you want me to do?
>>33692071
It's just that I feel stuck in that I don't want to involve my family in my dating life but it also feels like I'll be unable to start dating unless I ask first so I can get them to help me take some good pics and actually let me leave the house (they rely on me to stay home to watch over my grandma, so I can't just leave the house without good reason).

>>33692059
I don't mean to sound insensitive, because I am actually in exactly same position as you, especially the
> and would have my family asking questions if I tried to leave the house to meet someone?
part, which is why I dedicated my entire 20s towards buying my own apartment just to move away from my family that literally has no respect for my privacy. But honestly none of these issues matter to men about women, you can't drive, you are a NEET and don't have your own place, as long as you show even vague interest in some guy's hobbies, you'll easily score someone with a car and a house. Just gonna have to tune out your family.

>>33692082
because you are annoying and don't add anything to the thread ever

>>33692059
>have max 2 decent pictures
You need to take more pictures. Good ones too. It'd be ideal if you got a friend to help but it isn't required.

>don't drive
Get a license? I drove around a month with my dad, and the test was easy.

>would have my family asking questions
Yeah I too don't tell my senpai shit. But I have a cop out by saying I'm going out to meet friends. Or just go shopping for food. But you don't drive, which is an issue.

>>33692059
Get a job
Try working from home

>>33692066
I recommend checking out Gamecenter CX episode of Prince of Persia, maybe watching Arino will inspire you to finish the game and show you some things you didn't notice before.

>>33692082
You didn't read the reasons why last thread? Yes you did, you read those reasons. Now you're pretending that you didn't read them. Why are you pretending? Because you're choosing to be a dishonest person. Nobody likes dishonest people, so nobody will ever like you until you change your behavior. The first step is leaving.

>>33692061
Eh, if it gets you places...

>>33692066
A night's rest is good to help you beat it tomorrow. You brain does stuff to help your memorization and shit. Never played the game. What's the "issue"

>>33692083
Do you have a good relationship with them? I don't think you can avoid talking to them about this if you are the main caregiver to her

>>33692031
>Sorry the kid screwed you over.
Kek, thanks anon <3
>If she almost blatantly lies amount something to make others feel better. If she puts in extra effort to do something for her friends that might go unnoticed. I'm not bad at detail and do my best to understand people's intentions and why they do stuff, so when small [italic] abnormal [/italic] stuff like this happens, it just screams to me 'holy shit, did you see what she did there?' In some cases, it has made me want to be someone she cares about too.
Does this not signal to you "I can use her emotions against her" or being this kind of person, it's easy to take advantage of her? And if so, doesn't it make you slightly look down on her or detest how easy it is to pull one over her? Yk, like cheaters hate the people they cheat on, because they blame them for believing their lies

>thinking of going to nursing school so I can be surrounded by hot young asian women that want sugar daddy bwc
I’m 28 now, have about $700k saved up

>>33692061
I tried that and I'm already stuck and burnt out

>>33692059
I don't know because I'm in a similar situation but I wish you good luck in the process
>>33692066
Take a break, work on something else, then approach it again with a fresh new mindset

State gender
Do you like spicy food?

>>33692080
>You've gotta get some rest for now. When you pick it up tomorrow, you'll crush those bastards.
yeah yeah I need some rest, hate leaving a game unfinished before going to bed but I need to be 100% awake for this game
>>33692092
oh I didn't know he played this game! I'm watching that right now
>>33692098
the issue is mostly the combat I just can't beat the enemies without getting hit I just can't get the timing right
>>33692107
>Take a break, work on something else, then approach it again with a fresh new mindset
I will take a break

>>33692084
>But honestly none of these issues matter to men about women
It's less about it being issues to people I might date, and more just them getting in the way of me starting to date in the first place
>>33692087
>You need to take more pictures. Good ones too. It'd be ideal if you got a friend to help
I don't have any friends to ask so I'd need to ask my family instead but idk how to broach the topic with them
>Get a license?
I've been considering but I don't know how to start
>>33692091
>Get a job
New question, how do I get a job as a 26 year old with no experience?
>>33692100
>Do you have a good relationship with them?
It's weird. It's not a BAD relationship, but I never know what conversations will go over smoothly and which will end up with them pissed and lecturing me, so I just avoid talking about anything with them. But since talking with them feels like the first big step for anything, I just end up wasting years instead because it's hard to put my thoughts into words around them
>>33692107
>I don't know because I'm in a similar situation but I wish you good luck in the process
Thanks anon. Hoping we both find a way out of our situations.

>>33692108
I think I would but it is not very common here

>>33692108
F yes

>>33692109
Yep. Some nights ago I was having issues with beating Super Mario Bros. on SFC, but then I slept on it and started up again first thing in the morning and Koopa got annihilated. You've got this, you just need to be a little more alert.

>>33692108
M
no I can't handle spicy food, it just tastes like pain

I can't even walk past the educational institutions I was at (kinderganden/school/etc.) because they remind me of how malicious normals are

>>33692059
Don't use dating apps. They're meat markets made by and for superficial degenerates.

>>33692112
>New question, how do I get a job as a 26 year old with no experience?
You just get one.
Any will do for now.

>>33692116
hey! a couple of months ago I managed to beat that game! oddly enough I find that game way harder than the castlevania games on nes

>>33692108
M
I'm eating nachos right now. I like heat, just not when it gets excessive.
My sister is a wuss though. Black pepper is too much spice for her. She's very white.

>>33692108
f, yes

>>33692112
I would call that a bad relationship. Do they pay you? Money is probably the first thing you need

>>33692108
F yes love love asian spice and Indian spices. however I find Mexican spices/peppers to not be as satisfying. I'll put sriracha on anything tho

>>33692116
Sleeping on things that are troubling you is without exaggeration one of the best and most effective things you can do for pretty much everything

>>33691939
M 3 times per week
>>33691940
>>33691944
>>33691952
>>33691956
>>33691974
>>33692004
Start moving fatties

>>33692108
M
I grow my own peppers and chilis and while I do like some spice in my dishes, I tend to not go completely overboard with it.

>>33692108
M
Yes, but bear in mind I'm white and British. I can handle myself in a non-embarrassing way around people from spice-heavy cultures though.

>>33692132
f, never

>>33692108
M, yes, however my country is not rich with spicy food. The spiciest pepper available to me is Bird's eye chili, which just barely works for noodles. I am looking into growing my own Carolina Reaper pepper which I heard should be easy to grow even in apartment conditions.

M
I hate women very much

>>33692122
This. Even retail or fast food work is still work.

>>33692123
The last world is genuinely pretty challenging. I got through almost all of Super Mario World no problem a week or two prior, but SMB world 8 is hard.

>>33692103
How so?

>>33692140
get new material

>>33692121
>Don't use dating apps
What else do you suggest? I don't want to use dating apps but I haven't gotten anywhere close to a relationship in 26 years, so they're my only option.
>>33692122
>You just get one.
How? I tried applying for years and would never get any responses, and now my resume is even worse due to the gap since I graduated uni.
>>33692126
>Do they pay you? Money is probably the first thing you need
I have a trust fund from a late parent so I get a bit of money each month from that. Nothing much, a part time minimum-wage worker probably makes more than what I get, but it's something.

ITT

>>33692141
>The last world is genuinely pretty challenging. I got through almost all of Super Mario World no problem a week or two prior, but SMB world 8 is hard.
you just reminded me that I was playing the 2d mario games and mario world was next, I haven't started it yet

>>33692116
>SFC
*SNES, no need to be pretentious here bro

>>33692147
Sorry, I just can't hate foids enough

Women why do bananas and cucumbers keep going missing from the kitchen?

>>33692153
maybe he is playing the japanese version we don't know

>>33692156
M
Because women are the perverted gender.

>>33691965
I'm the original poster and same, not the run part but the terrified of getting old. Do you have any more advice for me in that regard? Thanks.

>>33692150
It's my personal favorite, I hope you like it. And maybe I'll revisit some of the classic Castlevania games too.

>>33692153
I don't have a SNES.

>>33692101
>it's easy to take advantage of her
Now that you mention it, some of the people I'm thinking about were sorta easily scam-baited. Funny now that you mention it. But with that said, I don't like being taken advantage of, so I don't use other people in that way. It doesn't matter to me since it won't apply. If anything, if she's this empathetic (which certain actions will show), it just means the odds are she isn't gonna take advantage of me, which is what matters the most to me.

If she's getting scammed by someone else, at least I'll be there to be her 2nd opinion to protect her. That'd be nice

what is wrong with me?? why does momcest stuff make me cum so hard? I don't even want to fuck my mom (she was barely a mother to me desu)

>>33692108
M, yes

>>33692171
Because you want a caring older woman to pamper you sexually. Nothing about wanting to fuck your own mother.

Women, would you date Ian McCollum?

>>33692166
oh I've played world before and I did really like it back then but I personally liked 3 a bit more, it's a bit hard to choose between those two, btw if you play castlevania 3 play the famicom version the american version has inferior music and it's harder but in a bullshit not fun way

>>33692132
Maybe when winter begins

>>33692175
so, there's nothing wrong with me?

>>33692142
Because the work is hard and spite can only get you so far. And all this for what? To impress people who will never think I'm enough? I want to be happy and loved but this is bullshit

>>33692109
>the issue is mostly the combat
Hehe, I don't play games much since I wasn't raised on it (poor), but a while ago I tried out Zelda BOTW/TOTK gameplay. Lot of certain actions go on timing too. Took me an hour or so to get it down, but the day after a night's sleep, it got way better. Well, the day after, you're gonna be more rusty, but you climb the curve much faster.

Same with those fucking Donkey Kong games. Fuck that

>>33692112
>New question, how do I get a job as a 26 year old with no experience?
Apply and keep applying and dont cop out by saying I need experience. Ask your family to ask their friends. Use your nepotism to get a job. Everyone were I live does it.

>>33692182
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me

>>33692166
Oh shit I think I remember you posting about this, sorry bro
Those carts look nicer than we got here

Not hating women is fucking HARD

>>33692178
Did you get all 96 exits in World? That's where it gets fun for me, and I like just how varied the whole game is. There are a lot of enemies that show up once or twice and never again. Once I beat Super Mario USA, I'll play 3 again.
Yeah, I think I played the NES version of CV3 before and I had a miserable time. Japanese version is definitely what I'd play this time.

>>33692148
>How
>>33692141

>>33692177
Is that guy a right wing nut? He seemed very reasonable for a gun guy. But I only watched like 2 videos

>>33692156
I only use produce as dildos if I plan on cooking them that day.

>>33692166
>I don't have a SNES.
NTA but yeah, don't be such a tryhard, just say SNES or Super Nintendo.

>>33692177
He seems cool but he's not my type

>>33692112
>Can't ask family
Eh, start with selfies first. Do poses in the mirror, then start getting used to your phone camera. Play around with angles, and do different poses or faces.

When you go out to public places, you can ask people to take your picture for you. Especially if this is a tourist place. But it needs to be somewhere somewhat special and pretty looking background. Then for apps, you can just zoom into yourself.

Seriously, just ask other people to take pics of you

Women are retarded and nasty.

>>33692185
>Ask your family to ask their friends. Use your nepotism to get a job.
If my family had those connections, they would've used them already. They're desperate for me to get a job but have nothing to say or offer aside from "you're just not trying lol"
>>33692193
And if those places won't get back to you either?

>>33692192
yes I did find all the exits, that was definitely my favorite part about that game it was a lot of fun finding them loved the secret world within the secret world

>>33692205
>And if those places won't get back to you either?
Sounds not very believable.
Where do you live?

>>33692204
I'm neither.

>>33692198
nta but he is not using a snes he is using a superfamicom so it would be wrong to call it a snes

>>33692182
Well, idk if I'd go that far. But on this, no, that's really not that abnormal. I straight up have coworkers who talk about how they listen to mommy asmr stuff.

>>33692212
>it would be wrong to call it a snes
No

>>33692212
>superfamicom
whats that?

>>33692210
Then you're either lying or aren't a woman.

>>33692213
I listen to that stuff too but god I would never talk about it irl
but anyway, does this mean I have mommy issues?

>>33692201
>Eh, start with selfies first.
My selfies are all hideous. I can't take a selfie for the life of me. I'm not pretty. My only semi-decent pictures are from other people and even then most of them are trash.
>When you go out to public places, you can ask people to take your picture for you.
I don't really go out anywhere.
>>33692209
>Where do you live?
Canada Ontario. Trust me, I had years of applying to any job I could find on indeed, and I didn't get contacted for shit.

>>33692108
F no, and i don't get how anyone can enjoy it
It feels like it is just ruining the taste of the food by overwhelming it with hot sensations
I lived a bit in a place where spicy food was normal and i was going insane trying to get used to it

>>33692194
>Is that guy a right wing nut?
He is probably right wing, but I'm not sure he's a nut, the fact that I don't know is probably a good sign considering every other gun youtuber constantly spouts off about how the gays are coming for them or whatever. He does occasionally imply that certain technical policy restrictions are silly or poorly informed which is probably his bias in a way but not an uninformed take either.

i still love chadlet

>>33692188
No problem. And don't they? I've got 7 more on my radar to buy next.

>>33692198
Just feels weird in this specific instance, referring to the console that I have.

>>33692212
Nah, I get what he means. It's like, I don't have a separate Super Famicom roms folder, it's all just lumped in with SNES.

>>33692206
Good on you, anon. I always hated SMW growing up until I learned about the secret exits, and now it's my favorite Mario game by far.

I will always hate women.

>>33692225
Short chad is a contradiction

>>33692218
Fuck you. I'm dumb and trashy, but not retarded and nasty.

>>33692233
Fuck you too. (not literally)

>>33692223
I hate that kind of overpowering heat. I'm always wary of ordering a "spicy chicken sandwich" from any fast food restaurant now because I don't know if it's going to be a mild, pleasant heat, or something that's going to wreck my ass.

>>33692236
That's fine. I'm getting my brains fucked out tonight anyways.

>>33692225
what makes him chad

>>33692102
>I’m 28 now, have about $700k saved up
Congrats! You could also just invest it and live off the interest.

>>33692108
>Do you like spicy food?
F
I'm Mexican

>>33692164
>Do you have any more advice for me in that regard?
Just the normal stuff like getting sleep and not getting stressed, since cortisol levels are tied to various maladies and lower longevity.

>>33692171
>she was barely a mother to me desu
And you have a void in your heart from that. You don't want to fuck your mother, but simultaneously you're horny and in need of a mother figure.

>>33692204
>Women are retarded and nasty.
And yet you're attracted to them. What does that say about you?

>>33692232
no it isn't

>>33692238
So tomorrow, you'll be retarded.

>>33692204
Get into 2D then

>>33692240
his face body and dick are 10/10. absurdly handsome. 8" cock. nice body. soft hands. veins. he's just 5"6

>>33692221
You should get a hobby that makes you socialize first so you get to exist other than taking care of grandma and going to random dates. You might also make friends that could lead you to a relationship

>>33692148
>What else do you suggest?
Go outside.
Do something that you'd want to do anyway, and meet people through that.

>>33692221
NTA but I think you just have warped self image. I think I'm ugly as fuck but I'm finding that no, I'm not right about that, I'm average at worst and cute to some people.
>Trust me, I had years of applying to any job I could find on indeed, and I didn't get contacted for shit.
How many local places have you walked in and applied to?

I may see depressed crush tomorrow...

>>33692183
>To impress people who will never think I'm enough?
You’re right. Everyone I’m trying to prove wrong would never think my efforts are enough anyways, even though they’re fucking scum and worthless, it won’t matter

>>33692248
Ok now I get why you thought you were the unlikeable femanon.
Nta

>>33692245
By then, my brain will regrow.

>>33692220
It doesn't mean that, but it doesn't discount it either. What it means is that you like that kind of porn. That's literally it.

>>33692257
the who?

I made a thread and now I'm posting this here, too
>Uncle of niece who is almost 10
>Puberty, but pre-menstral
>When I babysit her a let her fall asleep with me while I play Minecraft music
>Wasn't paying attention to the kid crawling all around me and flailing (you eventually learn not to because it's attention-seeking behavior)
>At one point she started grinding on my knee
>Don't know if this is a new accident from last night or if it was intentional
>Grab her. She stops, curls up on my gut, sniffs my crotch, and rolls off

Is this something I should just drop to not embarrass her?
Should I grill her about where she learned it? I'm worried about her.

>>33692248
tfw you will never have an 8" cock why even live

>>33692241
>And you have a void in your heart from that. You don't want to fuck your mother, but simultaneously you're horny and in need of a mother figure.
I kinda wish those two didn't mixed together it makes me feel like I'm a degenerate (which I probably am)

>>33692238
So like literally every other woman?

>>33692132
>Start moving fatties
I go to the gym and do other cardio there. Miss me with cringe prey behavior.

>>33692260
Please do not respond to Julian.

>>33692108
Male
No. I want to taste my food, not be hurt by it.
I hate that thirdies think I mean "don't add any flavoring" when I ask them not to melt my insides. They don't understand the difference between pain and flavor, it's insane.

>>33692259
just to be clear mommy asmr is NOT porn but yes there is mommy asmr porn too

>>33692271
?? sorry i'm unfamiliar with the thread celebs for the most part. who is julian

>>33692276
It is the king from madagascar

>>33692108
f, love spicy food. has to taste good though. i'm a big hater of the kind of spicy that is spicy just for novelty and tastes like shit otherwise

>>33692132
>F, Never
Lmao I fucking expected this shit, I swear.

>>33692268
No, the sex I'm going to have will be very special and unique.

>>33692274
Yeah, I was referring to the initial post.

>>33692276
A poster who regularly whines about a woman in this thread that he hates. He was hoping you were her so he could whine at you.
>Ok now I get why you thought you were the unlikeable femanon.

Why do women always INSIST than a man warm up leftovers?

>>33692279
like... the country? or isn't that a children's movie? sorry i'm lost here lol

>>33692287
The movie, yes.

>>33692287
ye, the children movie

Women, is your ass fat enough to count as a weapon?

>>33692279
kek

>>33692286
Because (most) cold leftovers taste like sadness

talking to femanons is comfy af, idk but it makes me fell more relaxed and chill

i wish i cloud meet femanons irl and talk to them

>>33692285
ohh. makes sense in a mentally unstable kind of way i guess.

>>33692297
I wish I could meet femanons and have them devour me

>>33692266
It's literally just how your brain categorizes intimacy and affection. Men don't typically give or get affection after a certain age. so when you think of intimacy, your gut reaction is sexual and romantic intimacy, especially since you never received it from your mother.

It's the same reason girls with daddy issues want to fuck dads. They want the structure and protection a father-figure provides, but the only men that offered that did so in the pursuit of sex.

>>33692264
M I was getting off when I was young. It means nothing, let her be.

>>33692285
>A poster who regularly whines about a woman in this thread that he hates. He was hoping you were her so he could whine at you.
That is double wrong.

>>33692292
Yes. My ass has caused property damage at work totalling in the hundreds of dollars.

>>33692264
>Should I grill her about where she learned it?
YES!!!!!

>>33692250
>You should get a hobby that makes you socialize first
>You might also make friends that could lead you to a relationship
>>33692251
>Do something that you'd want to do anyway, and meet people through that.
I started taking Japanese classes for this purpose, but they're only once a week and all my classmates are girls.
>>33692252
>I think you just have warped self image.
I actually think I'm fairly decent looking, nothing incredible, and I get mogged by 90% of other women, but decent enough. Not in pics though, and especially not in selfies lol
>How many local places have you walked in and applied to?
No one hires like that anymore. They just tell you to apply online.

>>33692260
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33684559/500/4/#33686706
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33684559/500/4/#33686687

Why do single women insist on being unhappy instead of being in a relationship?

>>33692312
>No one hires like that anymore.
That wasn't what I asked. I'm trying to see if you're putting in effort to change.

>>33692167
Sorry to insist anon, but what I was asking is if you think you can easily (or at least it won't require much planning and thought) to fool her, would you look down on her? You can stay with someone while you look down on them anon, married couples do it all the time kek and about different things, but my question to you is would you lose some respect for her?

>>33692301
I see, I get those girls with daddy issues now

>>33692316
>single woman
No such thing.

>>33692316
You're right anon, why didn't I fucking think of that?!

>>33692316
Why do you equate single = unhappy and not single = happy? Have you ever had a relationship before at all?

>>33692296
That may be true but why do you care so much?

>>33692132
i'm not fat but you can bounce on it 3 times per week for me

>>33692312
>I started taking Japanese classes for this purpose
Better than nothing. Not the likeliest place to meet men, but again, the most important thing is that you'd want to be there either way and have a reason to get out of the house.
If you don't have a job, though, you have plenty of free time to do other things in the week. Don't burn yourself out, but be careful not to get complacent. You're still at an age where you can reasonably meet guys with minimal baggage.

>>33692301
well I do want affection but not necessarily in a sexual way I just want someone to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright and play with my hair

of course I want sex too but I mainly want the other type of affection

I believe the perfect man possesses both great creative and destructive power. If you're only good at creating things but can't destroy or intimidate your enemies they will easily take what you have created from you and push you out of the way (see betabuxxer simps, tax cattle NPCs). If you're only good at destruction you will never create something beautiful and your destruction will be wasted on attaining useless vices that get you nothing in the end but an early death (see ghetto thugmaxxers.) Women essentially have to chose between one of these two men because very few men possess both qualities.

>>33692314
?? lol wtf

>>33692225
i'm happy when i see your posts, chadlet's anon

>>33692316
>insist
Only avoidants.

>>33692334
apparently there is fellow chadlet lover here too

>>33692326
>but why do you care so much
I don't but the woman telling you to warm up the leftovers does <3

>>33692302
I know, I've caught her before, but now she's involving me. I'm worried she did it try and turn me on since she basically checked my reaction.

>>33692311
How do I do that without shutting her down, though?

>>33692337
her chadlet is here?? i don't care, men are not real

>>33692257
Me?

>>33692341
Just ask her??

Every day I see more reasons to hate holes.

>>33692324
Of course not! However being single isn't a choice, being in a relationship is a choice. I couldn't be unhappy in a relationship because I'd never choose to be unhappy!

>>33692323
I'm happy for you, go get em girl!

>>33692347
Mwhoooo?

>>33692343
my chadlet isn't, he's reading a book, as chads do.

i told him not to read 4chan because it makes you lose iq and take psychic damage

>>33692349
I donno, black holes are pretty cool, kek.

>>33692348
That's not how kids work, m8

>>33692350
That's retarded
The unhappiest I've ever been was while I was in terrible relationships

>>33692349
You'd be a bad golfer.

>>33692353
good thing, that's why i like you, you know how to take care of your chadlet too

>>33692329
>If you don't have a job, though, you have plenty of free time to do other things in the week.
>You're still at an age where you can reasonably meet guys with minimal baggage.
Yeah, I just don't know what else to do or how to meet guys, aside from dating apps, but again, need to talk with family about that first which is a whole issue in and of itself.

>>33692351
Moo!

>>33692356
>t. hole
>>33692357
They are nasty.

>>33692322
There are only 2 kinds of women
Plapped, and temporarily-unplapped.

>>33692360
I hate holes so much. The sooner I get it into the hole, the sooner I can move on to the next hole. The sooner I move on to the next hole, the sooner I can be finished with holes. I hate holes so much.

>>33692368
I like cows.
They are quite social and emotional beings, despite how humans often treat them.

>>33692365
i show him the funny posts and one time posted his foot but otherwise. must keep him away from the degeneracy of this place

>>33692367
Eh why do anything? Just vegetate at home and hope life magically gets better

>>33692368
That cowlette is so adorable.
I will still eat her, but she is very cute until then.

>>33691864
Happy Caturday!

>>33692359
But... why? Just cut them loose

all these cows are making me reminisce of the place i truly belong ....

>>33692376
Egirl-coded reply.

Women ruin everyrhing.

>>33692376
>Just vegetate at home and hope life magically gets better
That's what I'm currently doing but unfortunately I want marriage and children so the clock's ticking.

>>33692385
You're just mad that women aren't ruining your dick.

>>33692357
I first read this as a race thing and almost hornyposted in response.

>>33692386
>I want marriage and children
Why?

>>33692389
I'm not.

Women, how does it feel to have a "Best Before" date?

>>33692391
Because Charlie Kirk told me it would make me happier.

>dumb bitch wants penis at 2am
>tell her im sleeping
>wake up
>unmatched
Why are they like this?

>>33692375
chadlet's foot?? really?? alright don't worry i won't creep on that. i hope you have the best times together always forever (heart emoji) keep him safe

>>33692374
They are, I love them too. I hate factory farming.

>>33692377
Awww poor cow.

>>33692395
I don't. Every year, I feel hotter, healthier, and happier than the last.

>>33692381
our farm?

>>33692390
Fucking kek.

>>33692381
Lolcow?

>>33692385
I ruined the 2nd last thread, I'm sorry.

>>33691864
happy caturday!!

>>33692397
If he told you that your death would be a worthwhile sacrifice for gun rights, would you die?

>>33692400
>hate factory farming.
Are you vegan?
I am not, but I try to appreciate whenever I eat meat, because I know an animal died for it. I also try to buy only local meat from farmers that have certified adequate animal housing and treatment.

>>33692391
I've always wanted children, I want to love them and give them the childhood I wish I had and watch them grow into their own person. It just seems incredibly rewarding. And marriage would be nice so that I can actually have children, and so that I have a partner to lean on and grow old with and navigate life's challenges with when my family is old or no longer around.

>>33692333
damn you got archived live on stream

>>33692403
>>33692402
She meant her chad farm.

Girls, why would you be in a unhappy relationship when there are so many guys out there?

>>33692413
then that's our farm™

>>33692414
They are not depressed crush

>>33692409
No, I tried to be vegetarian but I ended up weak and tired so back to meet. I also try to buy free range when I can

>>33692413
Is there still a place on the Chad dairy farm?

>>33692420
>back to meet
I-It might be a bit early to meet up already, anon-chan...
We're just barely getting to know our eating habits!

>had sex for first time at age 26 recently
>drunk at party
>see girl alone on couch
>sit beside her and make small talk
>ask if she wants to go back to my place
>she says yes and buys me another drink
>finish it and we leave the party
>make out on the streets
>get to my place
>i am piss drunk
>she unzips my jeans and starts sucking
>it was nice but not what i pictured
>she stops and takes her clothes off
>gets on my bed and spreads her legs
>I start eating her out
>tastes like nothing with a hint of musk
>give her the finger treatment
>she tells me to put it in
>go in raw completely forgot about condoms
>fuck it
>switch between doggy/cow girl/missionary
>kiss and bite her neck
>spank her ass
>get tired
>go back to fingering
>she moans more and she started to feel way more wet down there
>she tells me shes tired after
>I too feel exhausted
>we dress up and say our goodbyes
>never managed to cum
>sex in itself wasn't as insanely good as I expected 7.5/10 the whole experience
>realise I enjoyed the thrill of talking to her and bringing her to my room than the act of sex itself
>we messaged eachother for a week after and it never went anywhere, occasionally passing eachother at college and saying our hellos

How did I do lads and ladies?

>>33692419
Hopefuel for all us depressed dudes out there, I wish I could be your crush anonette

>>33692331
Hitler bros we won

>>33692431
Too long, make it into two short sentences

I always try to make a frown whenever women are around. Sometimes I do it subconsciously.

>>33692367
>I just don't know what else to do
Volunteering is a decent option if it's something you care about. Unlike most classes, it's free, and it can also be easier to socialize if you're all there to reach a common goal.

I won't lie. At 26, you're slightly behind, and women have less time than men to get their lives in order. You absolutely *shouldn't* feel despair or act out of desperation. That will only hurt you.
But you shouldn't put things off indefinitely.

Fundamentally, you have two different routes to take, assuming your eventual goal is to start a family of your own. You can either prioritize leaving home/dependence on your parents (with the hope that you can find a bf/husband eventually) or you can prioritize relationships (with the hope that a husband will eventually make a life separate from your parents possible).

Neither is a guarantee, but they each have their ups and downs and depend on what you personally feel more comfortable with:

Getting a job, any job, might help get you out of the house, grow your savings, and even meet people. But it could also burn you out and take the place of meeting places through activities you'd rather be doing instead of work.

On the other hand, even if your parents enable you going out by driving or paying for you, it's not a given that you'll meet a guy as soon as you like, and it's an especially high risk to move in with a man as an escape hatch. Moving in as a gf rather than wife already isn't the wisest (it's a reason to artificially keep you together, even if there's no realistic prospect for it to last). Not living together while dating solves most of this, but that does mean you're still at home and navigating your relationship with your parents.

Unless you're in Europe, though, you should definitely learn how to drive first. That will get you further on both of those basic paths.

>>33692431
>How did I do lads and ladies?
I wouldn't know, keep it shorter.

>>33692431
i hate you

>>33692397
moid hands

>>33692429
Lol I meant meat. I'm tired today.

>>33692426
Couldn't tell you, I'm just inspecting the cattle, not running the farm.

>>33692444
>don't eat meat
>be tired
>do eat meat
>also be tired
Um.

>>33692431
You are yet another drunken degenerate bereft of purpose and bent on squandering your value. You wasted 2 minutes of my life reading that greentext. I am now upset.

>>33692444
*shhh* Don't tell the others, but... I knew, I was just trying to be cute!
What made you tired today, work?

>>33692414
Sometimes we just get stuck in an unhappy relationship and feel like there's no way out.

>>33692398
When I was a teenager two girls from my class knocked on my window. I was really nervous that my parents would wake up but I let them in. They sucked my dick and cum kissed, then they snuck back out. They never said a word. Moral of the story; when pussy calls you go. Even at 2am

>>33692451
They probably had bfs too and kissed them next day, why are women such degenerate fucking cheaters man......

>>33692447
nta but he just sounds like a normal person

>look up restaurant food
>hear my belly rumble
Oh...

>>33692451
I have piss bottles and a mountain of dirty clothes in my room

>>33692445
Come on Chad! I want to be milked too!

>>33692446
So I should give vegetarianism another chance, right?

>>33692448
No, I couldn't sleep so I went on ATOGA during Euro hours, then I couldn't get back to sleep.

>>33692464
>So I should give vegetarianism another chance, right?
Yes... and a checkup at the doctor.

>>33692456
One of them had a bf actually, and the other was my crush. I was scared the guy would find out he was the school bully, but like a really violent one.

Blondes are so beautiful
why do they have to be evil

>>33692451
is this real

>>33692469
Idc if they're evil. They can put a baby in me whenever.

girls
can you really tell

>>33692464
>milked
Uh oh, well that puts me in a predicament. Is it vegan to milk you?

>ATOGA during Euro hours
It is now too!

Should I play Tomb Raider again?
I feel like killing moids

>>33692466
Oh that, yeah I have low iron but not enough for iron pills.

>>33692473
I can tell if a guy I'm talking with has never been with a black girl, at least.

>>33692461
I had posters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and fantasy stuff. It was a little embarrassing actually, I took it down the day after. As if two girls would come by to give bj, but I couldn’t take that chance at the time lol

>>33692473
Yeah and I'm not even a wildling

>>33692468
I'm not surprised, women are really like that. It's genuinely depressing how much sex they have behind their bfs backs

>>33692474
Yes, but you must be Chad.

>>33692471
I promise. I’m old though, so different times. I heard that zoomer don’t have sex or whatever, hard to believe

>>33692485
Like most STDs nowadays are transmitted by women, often to their partners

>>33692431
Umm good I guess? But you didn’t cum and I always cum.

>>33692473
I suppose? The question is if I care (I don't, I'm also a virgin)

>>33692486
Well, I have been called that by at least one woman before.
And she even called that when somebody tried to call me a loser.

>>33692473
i feel like any man i've been in proximity to has been with a girl, so i'd have no idea unless he was more shy than me for sure

>>33692496
Ok, well I'll make an exception, just this once. You can milk me.

>>33692473
Level 0 Difficulty: Detecting that an unconfident and unassertive guy is a virgin.
Level 100 Difficulty: Detecting that a confident and assertive guy is an abuser.

>>33692469
blondes are overrated, redheads are superior in every way

im cutting bangs today, brotogies

>>33692488
nta, i've heard the opposite though

>>33692241
>Just the normal stuff like getting sleep and not getting stressed, since cortisol levels are tied to various maladies and lower longevity.
Tfw trying to not be stressed about aging so I don't age faster

>>33692398
I do that

>>33692476
Which one? I really didn't like some of the newer ones. I love the second game on PS1 tho :)

>>33692476
You can but you have to play the Saturn version

>>33692504
Do you prefer it by hand or mouth and using cooling spit? Groping to help ease you up?
Every udder is a bit different and I want to know how yours work.

>>33692508
ohhh no! don't do that!

>>33692508
Don't do it yourself, you're going to fuck it up.

>>33692513
>Which one?
Rise

>>33692508
it will look like shit

>>33692516
*Blushes* By hands only, keep it professional.

>>33692507
redheads are fine
but blondes are as perfect as it gets

>>33692505
Am I a bad person for laughing at this

>>33692525
what makes it so funny to you

>>33692525
Yes. Abusers can be unconfident and unassertive too, doncha know.

Naturally black haired (white) girls are really underrated.

>>33692524
I'm just used to blondes so they're nothing special in my opinion.
>>33692532
this is very true, pale girls with naturally black hair are great!

>>33692532
Agreed. My best friend is half-Bulgarian and she's insanely beautiful.

>>33692528
Not exactly funny but more of a "Huh, that's pretty accurate!"
>>33692530
Those are about difficulty level 5, they can't hide the vibe

>>33692505
Women and incels should just agree to help each other out. They can pair up, agree that they won't date each other from the get-go, and the girl can help the guy get a gf, and the guy can help the girl tell if a guy is abusive.

You’ve find a great person, but they have no friends or social life (or if they do have friends, they very rarely hang out) …is that a red flag for dating?

>>33692532
what we can all agree on is that brunettes are the worst

>>33692544
We have brothers and cousins for that anon

All girls should colour their hairs

>>33692548
I can bend like picrel

>>33692547
Obviously a lot of you don't

>>33692548
they should dye their hair green like my waifu rydia

>>33692544
Or incels and femcels should get together

>>33692552
Damn, that's kinda hot!

>>33692552
Like Beckham??

>>33692546
:(

>>33692552
Are you a horse, though?

>>33692546
I'll gladly pick up the leftovers

Women are kinda shit honestly

cunty bjork gf

Both genders
Does anyone know who Tatiana and Birdy is? There are posts on them on GIOYC.

>>33692439
>At 26, you're slightly behind, and women have less time than men to get their lives in order.
Yeah I've been stressing a fuckton about this. If I don't get my shit together by 35 I'll probably just kill myself.
>or you can prioritize relationships (with the hope that a husband will eventually make a life separate from your parents possible).
This is the ideal for me.
>But it could also burn you out and take the place of meeting places through activities you'd rather be doing instead of work.
This is the issue for me. I'm not getting hired anyways, but also the idea of working a job makes me want to off myself, and I'd hate for any job to get in the way of other stuff. I also know that even if I get a job, I'm quitting to focus on family the second I get pregnant, so it feels like a waste to invest in a job right now if I'm gonna quit soon anyways.
>you should definitely learn how to drive first.
I don't even know where to start with that. I mentioned it to my family once, but the conversation was just "you should learn" "yeah I want to" and nothing else. Outside of lessons, you need to practice with others like family or something, right? My family is always so busy that I don't even know how I'd get practice in.

>>33692523
I am known for being rather rough though.
I always want to get out everything, leaving my partn-... I mean, the cow empty and relaxed. Do you too?

>>33692560
it's not though because I'm a man
>>33692562
I can actually bend all the way back like the girl from the exorcist
>>33692564
no

>>33692557
FFIV Anon should play FFVI.

>>33692532
No, they are adequately rated as the highest.

>>33692485
Nah, men cheat more. You got incel brain rot

>>33691837 (OP)
Men I bought a new laptop that is 1TB but 100 GB is used up by win11 bloatware. Why did you do this to me

>>33692579
Please be gentle, farmer chad.

>>33692587
Uninstall it? :/

>>33692587
This is Linux territory, ma'am.

>>33692587
get rid of it and install windows 10 or linux if you want

>>33692581
I played it and honestly got bored of it halfway through, it was kinda disappointing especially after playing 5, but I will finish it one day
also currently playing ff1 on ps1

>>33692580
>no
oh well. Can't win them all.

>>33692580
It's still kinda hot no homo

>>33692559
I've seen way to many femcels in relationships so I doubt that'd work.

>>33692589
I don't think farmers milk their cows this late though (I am part of those Euro hours), so maybe we will have to postpone draining your beautiful udders until tomorrow. Even for farmer chad it is starting to get late.
But you have given me a lovely idea for a funny roleplay. And cows need to be impregnated too, so I would incorporate that in a full fledged story.
I will write you down as a cute cow that wants to be handled with care.

>>33692611
>femcels
>in relationships
????

My ex bestfriend was one of those very extroverted girls who would have sex anywhere and do whatever she wanted while i was the complete opposite.
She proceeded to have a seemingly normal stable life while i ended up being the one who struggled a lot despite trying my best and i'm now a sex obsessed virgin with stupid fetishes.
I saw some posts that felt similar to this and i just think it's funny, imagine how many other people will experience the same kind of dynamic, it's like God's favorite playthrough.

>>33692580
>it's not though because I'm a man
I mean, chicks dig JoJo cosplays.

>>33692595
I am going to partition for linux
which version should I get?

>>33692620
Just use ubuntu, don't overthink it

>>33692619
>chicks dig JoJo cosplays.
I can confirm

>>33692602
thanks anon (no homo)
>>33692619
huh didn't know that, also I never read jojo's someone told me it was like fist of the north star (my favorite manga/anime) but with vampires

>>33692620
ubuntu or mint if you want something a bit more windows-like out the box

>>33692628
>also I never read jojo
Neither did I, but there memes a plenty.

>>33692614
Ok, you can milk me later lol. It was a fun chat and I’m glad it gave you inspiration for writing. Have a good evening.

>>33692620
Kubuntu, it's the version of Ubuntu that uses KDE Plasma for an interface (which is what the Steam Deck uses).

Install the version from April 2025. See if you can intentionally fuck it up. Then install the version from October 2025. See if you can intentionally fuck it up. Then install the Long-Term Support version from April 2026. Then you can go 2-3 years between total system upgrades, and you're set for life.

>>33692635
Tomorrow I'll take my time for you, pretty girl. Be sure to go to bed early, so you are well rested for your Milkening tomorrow.
Good night!
*gives a stern, but loving clap on your hips*

>>33692645
Good night.

My tits would be big in Asia

>>33692649
I'd be a supermodel in India

>>33692649
Somebody is jealous they didn't make it onto the farm.

>>33692620
Only one I’m familiar with is Xubuntu

My tits are so flat sometimes I think there's something wrong with me

>>33692653
daily reminder that the farm is for everyone, because Chad gets all the girls all the time

>like an asmrtist very much
>think she's attractive
>she starts an onlyfans
>she looks straight out of a horror show
damn cant even watch her regular content anymore

>>33692657
there's nothing wrong with you, flat girls are perfect

>>33692664
I miss when asmr wasn't infested by sluts and disgusting coomers

>>33692671
yeah fucking same, I just thought it was funny

>>33692660
Every farm was built on the back of a disposable cowforce.
But I can only milk so many...

>>33692671
Agreed
I liked when it was just a person in a room pretending to scan food items from their kitchen with a stapler for me

>>33692678
yeah remember when people used to put actual effort into asmr and it actually focused on sounds instead of some slut with her tits out making mediocre mic tapping sounds or just some le quirky girl talking to the camera?
good times eh?
I miss heather feather :(

>>33692657
girls with small breasts are the only ones that can look cute in fluffy bras without looking ridiculous though

Cheaters get too much of a hard time. Cheaters aren't bad. They're very passionate people whose feelings overwhelm them. Cheaters can be very loyal people. They're willing to hurt others, willing to break societal norms, and willing to stain their soul just to be with that special someone. They aren't loyal to their original partner, no, but their loyalty to the new partner is nothing short of stunning.

Post gender and if you think there's any truth to my opinion.

>>33692664
>she looks straight out of a horror show
what do you mean by that, she got worse in looks when she started it?

>>33692695
Leave this in the old thread.

>>33692587
microsoft hates women specially

>>33692691
I have never even seen this before

>>33692695
F I think cheaters ate pieces of shit :3

>>33692695
f, I think people that can't effortlessly be monogamous should just not do anything but open relationships
everything else you said is cringe cope rage bait

I want a femanon to choke me until I start freaking out

>>33692671
That is all it is good for.
Fingertapping, eating and other shit is so stupid.

>>33692660
chad's reserve army of labour

>>33692704
*Are pieces of shit but they should eat some too

>>33692707
I just saw some vids of guys choking out their gf until they pass out.

>>33692657
I don't think the tits are the problem flat-chan

>>33692704
>>33692705
Who are you to judge me?
HOW LONG WAS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?

>>33692649
My phat ass would be amazing in Brazil.

>>33692716
8 years

>>33692620
i've had the best experience with fedora (use the default gnome version if you want the most stable thing, or the kde spin if you want something closer to windows).
ubuntu is run by a questionable company and i've had nothing but retarded issues with it over the years

>>33692587
w11 is a product of microsoft office politics. it wouldn't have happened if some higher-up didn't want to build his empire within the company with a new product, and they probably would've already replaced the internals with linux and an emulation layer

>>33692720
Proof? I don't believe you have the nuance and sensitivity to interact with another human being for that long.

>>33692715
Explain

>>33692714
Why did you watch that?

>>33692695
Amazing bait, time to post it on lolcow!

>>33692698
this gif is the feeling

>>33692695
F. The lowest level of hell is reserved for betrayers. Where they belong.

>>33692710
that's because all you know it's the mediocre shit that people make these days

>>33692724
It is nothing. I was just being annoying. I'll go take my sad walk now

>>33692733
No.

>>33692714
that's a bit too much I think, that being said, it would be hot if a girl did that to me

I wish I could cheat on every femanon ITT and see their face when I confess my sins

>>33692724
NTA
You don't think it's a mental thing?

>>33692725
Curiosity

Do you believe porn addiction is a real thing?

>>33692738
pussy, just do it in front of me nonchalantly

>>33692734
I forgive you
>>33692741
I get it now. I meant like, sometimes it feels like I literally did not develop the breast tissue I was supposed to

>>33692701
They know I am going to boot linux...

>>33692695
>>33692738
Cheaters will be killed with hammers

>>33692746
not for me because most of the porn sucks anyway, i'm too picky

>>33692695
F. This is a retarded take, cheaters suck and they—deservedly so—will likely never have a truly happy and loving relationship, as they're prone to cheat again. But at the same time, I do think it's kind of stupid how people will treat cheaters as if they committed murder or something. Cheating is bad but people act as if cheaters deserve to be tortured and put to death over it. Cheating is an act of lying and breaking trust. Cheaters deserve the natural consequences of that (people no longer trusting or wanting to be in relationships with you) but people get so oddly sadistic towards cheaters and seem to want to cause them as much suffering as humanly possible, which feels a bit extreme. Though also, cheating is way worse if you're married and have a family vs if you're still just dating.

>>33692751
true, audio porn is way better

>>33692748
Do you feel men are not attracted to you?
Or is it mainly an "internal" issue, that you look down on yourself?

>>33692319
>You can stay with someone while you look down on them anon, married couples do it all the time kek
Yeah, this is true. Not hard to imagine in some extreme case where a guy gets married and his thoughts on her are something like "aw, I'm marrying this dumb, clueless girl who wouldn't survive me". Being easily fooled is a sort of flaw, any honest person would admit. But so is not being to lift [this much], or not running [this fast], or not being smart [in this way]. People look down on people for supposed flaws all the time, like not being the same skin color or gender or race.

>[if she is easily fooled,] would you look down on her
No, I'd rather not judge people for flaws or things they consider flaws. Easy to scam, not being extremely educated, not being extremely successful, it doesn't matter. If you meet a person who does, he isn't the friend for you, much less the guy for you.

Personally, I'd even find it a little endearing, makes her more human to have quirks, and one like this isn't harmful to others.

>>33692695
>Cheaters get too much of a hard time. Cheaters aren't bad. They're very passionate people whose feelings overwhelm them.
THIS

>>33692755
>AI dash

>>33692749
Imagine your bf in another womans bed, how does that make you feel? Him moaning into her ear?

do you love me?

>>33692755
I wouldn't downplay "just dating" cheating too much. It doesn't cause years or decades of complex life logistics in the same way that divorces and custody courts do but it's still emotionally devastating.

>>33692341
>turn me on
Jesus christ, dude, she's a fucking child. These are really the thoughts you're having on this situation? You really think she's trying to turn you on?

>>33692688
NTA
There's always been a bit of that, but the focus was always on making good content on top of having their tits out (amalzd comes to mind). When it's just some lady licking a microphone or tapping randomly for 30 minutes, what's even the point of it anymore?

>>33692768
yes. and im jealous and scared and am trying to protecc my heart.

>>33692727
It's not bait. What I said makes perfect sense.
You move Heaven and Earth to be with your new partner. You nuke your relationship, your relationships with that person's friends and families, and even forever taint your own self-esteem. It's a Scarlet letter evident to both yourself and countless others. You put yourself through immense strain just to be with that special someone.
Typically how it goes is that you date the first person just because they're available. Then you meet someone you truly love and have to be with them no matter what.
You betrayed the first person. The odds of betraying the second are much lower. You sacrificed everything to be with them; that proves your feelings are not weak.
You don't have to agree but if you don't understand it's because you don't want to understand. People with unconventional views are often punished for them.

>>33692695
It's really easy to not cheat. Literally just don't choose to cheat. If you aren't happy in your relationship, just break up.

>>33692755
I don't think it should escalate as far as that, but downplaying it is also bad. It's a senseless, hedonistic act that puts getting your rocks off over the emotional wellbeing of somebody who trusts you.

>>33692767
i imagine you being killed with hammers

>>33692775
nta
don't respond to pedo posting. he is getting off on it and you are only helping him goon

>>33692758
I mean men are attracted to everything but kinda. But yeah, just seems a little unnatural when you look at them.
>Look down
heh

>>33692767
nta, keep going

>>33692778
don't be afraid I would never hurt you

>>33692398
Women like attention and signs of effort from people they want attention from (I know, but it's true). If you like em back, it's best to give them that attention if you can, and keep yourself on their good side. Should've put in the effort to give it to her.

>>33692791
you already have.

>>33692784
Girl could never kill me with a strength weapon

>>33692793
I'm so sorry I can change I promise I will change

Women, how do you feel about male friends masturbatng to the thought of you? What about to your social media pics and videos?

>>33692797
die

>>33692730
Nta. Did you know that or guess?

>>33692788
Hm, not sure if "unnatural" is a good term to use for that, since they are, well, literally home-grown. Don't need to answer this if you don't want to, but did you maybe have issues with eating properly as a kid/teen?
>heh
I didn't mean it that way! >:(

>>33692730
the divine comedy is not real anon

>>33692797
I would feel betrayed. I would never trust them again. I would cry. I would spread what they did far and wide. I would email their friends and family. I would create a Facebook group. I would not accept that lying down.

I want a femaonon to choke me to death with her thighs.

>>33692765
I used the em dash long before people even knew what chat GPT is. Just because I actually know my punctuation doesn't make me AI. I use enough commas in my writing as is, so replace my en dashes with commas would just make my writing all the more unnecessarily cluttered.
>>33692771
I'm not trying to downplay it, I 100% agree it's emotionally devestating, but as you said, there's not all the extra logistics of untangling all your assets and children usually aren't involved. Cheating is awful, I just don't think cheaters are necessarily satan incarnate who deserve nothing but suffering and misfortune for the rest of their lives like people on the internet tend to believe.
>>33692783
>but downplaying it is also bad.
Yeah, not trying to downplay it. I just think it's often unnecessarily treated as the worst thing a person could possibly do. I've also heard of people blowing up their relationships over false cheating accusations and the things they did in retaliation, so I just think everyone would benefit if people didn't immediately jump to ruining the cheater's life.

>>33692797
NAG but I'll never understand people masturbating to innocuous photos and videos of other people.
>oh my god look at this guy sitting in public, tired from work and just wanting to get home
>wtf, look at this girl in a dress at her little brother's birthday party
>look at this person on youtube who made a video about a topic they care about
>I think I need to get off to this!!!

>>33692799
Dante’s Inferno

>>33692804
i want CHAD to choke me with HIS thighs.

>>33692786
Ok. I'm an uncle too who used to work with kids, and I'm like, this guy shouldn't be allowed around kids with those thoughts.

>>33692806
It's better than jacking off to hardcore pornography.

if you've ever ghosted someone you are a terrible person and you deserve everything bad that happens to you

>>33692805
>but suffering and misfortune for the rest of their lives
Yeah I'd accept them having a rough two or three years and then being allowed normalcy

>>33692802
I know, but I still like to imagine betrayers freezing to death with lucifer.

>>33692788
nta, and I like small boobs, but have you thought about getting a boob job? Honestly, if there's zero way a girl will ever like her boobs, I'd always recommend that if you can afford it, just change it.

>>33692807
Yeah, cool. Not often you meet anyone that has managed reading through Divine Comedy.

>>33692814
Who ghosted you?

I generally agree ghosting is a cheap and often hurtful way of ending things. There are some exceptions though, like if the person was abusive.

>>33692805
JH, is that you again?

>>33692805
It's just that it's a particularly odious act, because you need to get somebody to trust you, then directly undermine that trust.

>>33692813
Or you can just use your imagination. Or watch softcore porn. Or look at hentai. Or do literally anything other than ogle and objectify an innocent person just living their life.

>>33692816
yeah me too, I really liked that book I like to imagine my life as dante going through hell and purgatory to reach heaven

>>33692820
Lots of people know various details about it just from pop culture osmosis.

>>33692806
That’s not exactly how it goes. You imagine the person naked, but use the pictures so you don’t purely rely on memory for imagining things. It’s easier to fill the blanks when you have a reference photo.
>>33692813
I actually think jacking off to porn is more acceptable. At least nowadays onlyfans is perfectly ethical, and porn is much safer than before. Most porn starts aren’t glorified drugged out pimp victims like before, they’re just normal women who chose porn as a career.
There’s way too much porn to be jacking off to friends

It's so cute when cheating comes up on atoga and girls go "I'd beat his ass!" or "I'd kill him with a hammer/knife/whatever". Like as if they could overpower us men, it's so so cute. Wife material even, like hearing a kid talk about beating you at chess

Really adorbs

>>33692818
i would never recommend something like that personally

>>33692801
Yeah but if you're born without a finger that's natural too, you know what I mean?
I didn't though, if anything I ate a lil much
>>33692818
I've thought about it but not really, I'm very averse to unnecessary operations

>>33692823
>Or you can just use your imagination. Or watch softcore porn. Or look at hentai. Or do literally anything other than ogle and objectify an innocent person just living their life.

They don't know about it, it's a victimless crime.

>>33692814
What if you ghost someone to teach them independence? Suffering builds character. Befriend a lonely person, talk to them every day for months or years, have the warmest and most intimate relationship possible, then vanish out of the blue one day and ignore all their attempts at contact. Tough love. You're teaching them independence.

>>33692814
I would never. In fact, I just got ghosted by a girl from /soc/. I know how awful it feels.

>>33692821
my girlfriend or I guess ex girlfriend at this point

I ghost, I lie, I cheat, I leave the toilet seat up and there's nothing you can do about it

>>33692830
>crime
So you agree it's morally repugnant, and you're essentially taking advantage of a stranger.

I have two girlfriends and I don't cheat on either of them.

>>33692746
You can be addicted to anything that brings you pleasure or joy.

>>33692833
you bitch, what you're doing is driving someone to commit suicide
>>33692834
it's even more painful when you've talked to someone all day every day for months

>>33692843
You're not taking advantage of them, you're just being creepy and weird. But I fail to see how that's different from jerking off to a fantasy of them.

>>33692847
Yeah, and then you're left with no answers. It's cowardly.

>>33692829
nta
>I've thought about it but not really
don't do that, it looks so artificial and it's so unnecessary. your body looks best the way it's built and it's nice that everyone has their own type, you should cherish it. of course some guys will like it but i hope you get to like it yourself too first, or at least feel neutral about some stuff that you currently dislike but are normal

>>33692765
nta, brainrotted

>>33692829
>I didn't though, if anything I ate a lil much
Then at least you got to be tall, right?

>>33692851
you know, at first I was really sad and worried that something happened to her but now I really hope something bad happens to her I hate her

>"it's bad to masturbate to videos of strangers!"
>millions masturbated to Amber Lamps in 2010
??????????????

>>33692829
>you know what I mean?
I do, but even then I would rather just call it unusual. The words we use for things influences how we think about them.

>>33692805
>Cheating is awful, I just don't think cheaters are necessarily satan incarnate who deserve nothing but suffering and misfortune for the rest of their lives like people on the internet tend to believe.
It goes way beyond the Internet, actually.

>>33692108
Sometimes.

>>33692856
nta but
>she got murdered
what now? are you going to be able to smell the air better? just have respect for yourself and move on to something that can really bring you joy instead of sulking

>>33692866
>Brutus and Cassius are here
Stopped reading right here, opinion discarded

Hey femanons, i've been getting all sweet on this girl and vice-versa. I want to make sweet love to her, and i suspect she also wants to. How do i get to know if it is that case, if she is leading me on or if she's being nice, should i just ask her?

>>33692824
That would be an interesting journey.

>>33692859
What do those things have in common?

Girls

Is sexual incompatibility that developed 5+ years in an overall great relationship a reason to divorce?

>>33692825
I guess that’s true, most people would know about Inferno through pop culture, but almost no one would know about Purgatorio and Paradiso.

>>33692874
Yea

>>33692820
I’m still reading through it and digesting it.

>>33692872
You should have stopped a line earlier with Ulysses.

>>33692833
>Suffering builds character.
Only somebody who has never really suffered or has untreated trauma and copes that way would say this.

>>33691873
one of these days she's going to put you on a chastity cage and butt fuck you with a strap on, after that your name will be changed to Stephanie and you're only going to be allowed to wear women clothes and makeup

I'm horny!

>>33692877
i think so, doesn't sound like you could be happy like that if it's really the case

>>33692852
Pretty much, thanks
>>33692854
5'4
>>33692861
True enough, limited edition genetic quirk I guess. No one in my family is like that either, funnily enough

>>33692849
You are definitionally taking advantage of them.
>you're viewing and using somebody's image sexually without their knowledge or consent
>you're viewing them as a sexual object and not as a human being, which is the core of exploitation
Whether you think it's okay to take advantage of somebody without their knowledge is completely separate. You could use that same argument to justify stealing money from an elderly person with dementia.

>>33692877
No, but it stands to reason that you would amend the social contract. Like they did back when women were property.

>>33692881
really? that easy?

>>33692890
>No one in my family is like that either, funnily enough
Well that just makes you more unique then. :3

>>33692872
NTA, i mean, it's just a book. Dante wasn't writing non-fiction

>>33692895
How did you even get a relationship without learning that communication is one of the most essential components?

>>33692892
nta and i'm not going to mix in since i'm too tired to follow it all, but mostly i feel like it's mega creepy to masturbate over an innocent picture, consent or not

>>33692887
you won't get girls to horny post back with these types of openings, but gl I guess

>>33692900
It was probably my blue eyes.

>>33692892
I disagree. But it looks like we have different values so we're never going to agree.

>>33692895
Why not
Why does shit have to be hard?

>>33692899
Cassius and Brutus were really hated back then, it shows how big of an NPC the person is

>>33692904
I always assumed that is some retarded femanon.

>>33692902
Correct.

>>33692906
Also correct, and I'm pretty sure we've talked about this before.

>>33692870
Not the anon but I do dislike how anger and hatred are demonized so much in current year.
>if you hate people and wish badly upon them you are... le bad
I try not to stew in anger because it's stressful but that doesn't mean I wouldn't smile if something terrible happened to those I hate. Hatred is okay. Taking pleasure in the suffering of those you hate is okay. We need to stop putting a blanket ban on all intense anger. Especially since the people wagging their fingers at others and slapping them on the wrists are all hypocrites who relish in the misery of those they hate, but it's okay when they do it.

>>33692664
Kek, I want to know who it is

>>33692671
I'm not sure I MISS it, but it's definitely harder to find people who area actually good at it. I guess I blame frivvy for this mostly. Even the girls who were doing it originally that were attractive were still actually invested in the ASMR element being good, now most videos ASMR is incidental and the girl making it doesn't even really understand what she's trying to do.
What I DO miss is when people were actually experimenting and trying to do things like using the 3Dio the way it was supposed to be used instead of as an expensive stereo mic that you buy because "it's the one asmr people use". Heather Feather was goated for that, like she had one video (among many) that was just like her crunching in snow around the microphone and it was good for the 3d audio. nobody does that stuff anymore - or, maybe they do, but it's drowned out in the sea of ear licking OF girls.

>>33692908
>Why does shit have to be hard?
Good question.
My poop has been soft and wet the past few days.

>>33692909
You might also have strong opinions about the Roman Republic/Empire if you were living in its ruins.

>>33692912
We haven't.

>>33692911
Nah, I'm a guy.

>>33692921
Well, we do have several people who masturbate to posts here, so I shouldn't be surprised.

>>33692870
I'm trying to move on man but it's not easy it's not easy for me to let things go I wish I could but I just can't and I mean it's still kind of recent

>>33692926
Then I was correct with ignoring your posts.

>>33692875
sadly I haven't found my own vergil to guide me out of this place so I'm just stuck in limbo

>>33692934
Yep! I just come here to vent. I'm not expecting much.

>>33692913
i'm not someone who forces positivity or anything like that, things are grey in that moment and it's fine to feel anger but the thing is that some people tend to spiral in it, that's all
it's not worth to let those things take over your mind for too long

Does it count as ghosting if I just remove her after not talking for a week

>>33692882
It’s not an easy read. Specially If you’re not used to poetry. Good luck and enjoy, anon.

>>33692908
ok, alright. she's trying to get herself a job, and i've been trying to help. I guess im just going to wait a little bit for her to unfuck that part of her life, least it seems like i want something in return for the help.

I’m attracted to overweight Latinas. Am I likely to be able to date one even if I’m a below average looking white dude?

>>33692892
What. Those two things are not even remotely comparable. Stealing from someone with dementia is objective harm. How the fuck do you not have the right to sexualize someone in your own fucking mind? Do you seriously think you need permission before masturbating to someone? "Don't sexualize people" is supposed to refer solely to expressing your thoughts, not to fapping. What in the actual hell is wrong with you.

>>33692930
you'll get there eventually, as long as you don't stay in the same place

>>33692913
Hatred and anger are inherently destructive, and only with good mindset and discipline can they be good.

>>33692915
slight sounds

>>33692939
That's fair.

Do you consider Hailey Bieber a stalker?
Do you think she's planned this 5D chess all along?
Do you envy her?

>>33692920
Ruins is subjective, mediaeval Europa was far more advanced than Rome and in all honesty everyone outside of Italy was better off without it. Rome's splendor was fuelled by enslaving the rest of the Europe

>>33692695
M, I agree with >>33692730 we should drill a big hole into the earth specifically so we can throw cheaters into it. As much as one wishes to be the devil's advocate at the end of the day the devil is still the devil for a reason

>>33692915
that's another thing that bothers me a lot nobody uses the 3dio the way it's meant to be used they might as well be using any other shitty mic

>>33692833
Trash

Violent rape has happened. Hasn't it?

Did you hear the screams and wails of the victim?

>>33692877
No, not without searching for a means to fix it first.

>>33692951
wait she has an actual onlyfans? I do remember seeing some "sexy" pictures of her now that I think about it, yeah she's not hot

>>33692955
Guess where he lived though.

>>33692846
I am addicted to womanly pussy.

>>33692954
The majority of the wealthy famous are not decent people.

>>33692833
That's the parent's job, and parents who leave their children behind tend to suck

>>33692959
I was the victim

People talk about cheaters as I'd they're subhuman but everyone has that one person they'd cheat with on everyone else if circumstances are right

>>33692916
for me it's my dick, i haven't fucked in months and i haven't fapped in weeks, so now it's always semi-erect when it's not fully erect

>>33692959
i hope maleanon will be able to get on his feet soon, i'm sorry

What is about floppy bare feet on a woman that makes her irresistibly sexy? Firm, angular feet are okay, but there is something about floppy looking soles and toes that just makes the pee pee get real big and hard.

>>33692964
Then find a woman who will let you satisfy your addiction on her.

>>33692954
>Do you envy her?
Fuck no. With how he has been treating her? Plus, I think he is gay.

>>33692963
It's still a common opinion across Europe...

>>33692970
uhhh no

>>33692974
die

>>33692970
Humans aren’t made for monogamy

>>33692728
NTA, KEK

>>33692970
Not true. I would never cheat. Ever.

>>33692961
>yeah she's not hot
You guys are crazy.
I have just googled her and she is quite cute.

>>33692979
The Dark Ages involved a lot of monks writing shit down and not getting no pussy.

The Dark Ages? More like the Dork Ages!

>>33692949
Definitely destructive. Morally neutral for the most part though. Try to leave anger behind because it's bad for you, not because it makes you bad. It holds the potential to corrode your character over time, but sometimes it's painted as automatically making you bad. And no. It's just a natural response to pain. Still infinite room to be an entirely good person.

>>33692979
It is or it was? At the time he was alive, Dante had good reasons to be a Romaboo.

>>33692948
one good thing that came out of this though is that it somehow i'm not more motivated than ever to get my shit together
I'm not gonna lie sometimes I really want to hurt her but then I feel really really bad for thinking this way, I can't help it I'm only human

>>33692947
They're perfectly comparable. The exploited doesn't know that you're exploiting them. Just because somebody is unaware of your wrongdoing doesn't make it morally acceptable.

We aren't talking about masturbating to your own fantasies. We're talking about you masturbating to a person's photo or video with no consent, explicit or implicit. That's exploitation and is extremely unethical.

>>33692970
>People talk about cheaters as I'd they're subhuman
They're pretty human. As much as /pol/tards are, or anyone else.

>>33692980
>>33692984
I hope you get to meet that person one day, it's a wonderful feeling

>>33692985
cute yes but she needs to lose a little bit of weight if she wants to start an onlyfans I do like her asmr videos though, she hasn't made any in a while

Girls, may I dehydrate and then later rehydrate you?

>>33692970
Nah that’s incel logic

bored

>>33692951
wtf, she's def cute

>>33692888
Why not?

>>33693000
>she needs to lose a little bit of weight if she wants to start an onlyfans
No.

>>33692955
The world is ruled by psychopaths.
Normal people just want love and happy life.
Psychopaths and narcissists can't feel love, they're desperate for power and will do anything to get it.
This is why normal people are fucked.

>>33692946
Hay una mujeeeeer

>>33692970
>Not everyone is a murderer but everyone has at least one person they'd kill if the circumstances are right

>>33692965
==> >>33693010

>>33693012
Yes

>>33692993
Only feel bad for having angry thoughts towards those you love and who love you. Hate those who give you reason to hate and don't look back. Kill her as many times inside your head as you want.

>>33692994
Woman moment. You can invent problems if you'd like but I think it would be cool if people jerked it to pictures and videos of me.

>>33693002
Do fags just name eveyrhring “incel logic” those days? I don’t even agree with op but that’s not incel logic. That’s just cheaters logic. An incel is the last person who’d be a cheater.