Thread 33767871

Is there any place online where people talk like human beings anymore? Where do I go?
Everywhere I look, there's the same retarded slang, ebonics, valley girlisms, abbreviations for words that are five letters long and all the same reaction images and phrases verbatim over and over and over again. They're all robots and don't even understand the language they're speaking.

>>33767871 (OP)
naaaah blud hit unc status on god no cap goofy diddy looking ahhh mf ts pmo sm gng fr :skull: :wilted_rose: :moyai:
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>>33767877
I don't get why everyone regardless of race or subculture talks like this now. Even grown adults are talking like this unitonically.

>>33767871 (OP)
you're asking for a place where people talk like characters in a badly written movie or a visual novel made by a stuck up kid bro

>>33767959
You're demonstrating the exact problem. You're so brain rotted by this shit that people talking normally is a crazy idea to you.
I'm asking for a place where people actually talk like human beings and talk sincerely. I don't talk in retardbabble and memes.

>>33767974
people talk sincerely when they use their day to day vocabulary
if they start using words they don't use everyday, it's no longer sincere.
so if that dude says fr fr all the time it's only normal that he incorporates it when talking to you if he's talking to you sincerely.

chopped unc moment

>>33767984
Speaking in slang and abbreviations is a form of ironic masking. What you're demonstrating is that some people are so irony poisoned that they don't take that mask off. What you're doing is proving my point exactly.

>>33767954
My guesses are a mix of the following:
>Glorification of youth subculture
>To add on to the previous point, there isn't really gatekeeping/a desire to age anymore. Forums and other places would shun you for being young. Now adults are intermingling with children online and are being fed the content and viewpoints that are being held by younger people. A lot of the incel/blackpill discourse is from younger people and is now being fed to everyone online. My writing is kind of messy but I think you get the general idea. This is probably the biggest point imo.
>Culture just changing, black culture seen as cool

>>33768055
Black culture has been seen as "cool" for like 30 years now.

>>33767871 (OP)
aave is being rebranded as "tiktok slang" by 12 year olds and people are parroting zalpha terms because they sound funny

>>33767871 (OP)
Books.

>>33767871 (OP)
What would you like to talk about? How your mother's pulsating pussy feels like? the way are muscles contract drawing me further into her with such lustful passion? Is that what you want to talk about?
It is all fake. Toss in a few niggers here and there is you want be percieved as human.

>>33767871 (OP)
No.
And Pomni is the tranny posterchild of this occurrence

It's because people got dumber. Smarts are few and far between cleverness.

>>33770011
Anything? How about anything at all?

No

>>33768067
ya op is delusional

even boomers talked in retarded slang and jive talk and things that originated in stupid woman culture. you have to go back before WWI to find people strictly using queens English day to day

>>33767871 (OP)
>online
found your problem

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>>33767871 (OP)
No there isn't. The internet isn't for grammatically correct and eloquent discourse. You're not giving a dissertation, calm down

>>33767954
If you've interacted with third world youth online, they all act like this too. They could be from literally any slum and barely know English, constantly make spelling and grammar mistakes, and STILL know all the tiktok slang

>>33768055
16-17 year olds will willingly let themselves get kicked out of adult only online communities nowadays instead of just lying about their age, and if they do lie/don't say it and someone eventually finds out, everyone throws a shitfit that a MINOR was in the community

>>33771639
Literature board is pretty good. So are certain reddit forums.

>>33767974
>You're so brain rotted
>I don't talk in retardbabble and memes
it's very funny that you can't hear yourself talk

>>33767871 (OP)
It's not that bad in specific boards. You just have to be lenient and avoid places like r9k or pol. Abbreviations have been a thing since 4ever on the interwebs. It's not on the same level as tiktok ebonics.

>>33772284
If you think lit is good you're most certainly a midwit

>>33770234
How is the weather where you live? For me it is a nice sunny day that initially started out with some late summer overcast but cleared up beautifully. Father is mad a me, mom went to see her daughter so the person he usually takes his anger out is gone and I am the substitute. Just another day as I make progress towards my goals that for nearly a decade I let pass me by like water flowing down a river but now I am become the bulwark against the flood and will not permit any more lost ground. Pooping at the moment nice and smooth turds because of fruit and slight black coffee dehydration. Birds are chirping so the neighborhood cats must be slumbering beneath the neighbor's dilapidated vehicles or perhaps laying within the bushes making a bed upon the shaded spider plants sprawling out on variegated greens and whites with yellowish tendrils. Avocados have fallen from the neighbor across the street perhaps the rodents are the ones tearing them apart for their fatty flesh within alligator skin. Crows have started to make their late summer/ autumn migration though only a few hundred so far, as a kid I remember playing with my sister and pretending the murderous thousands were enemy planes and we the last soldiers firing shots with our wooden guns at the black open weave carpet in the sky as we were fired upon and met or demise in our childhood backyard. The bird flu in the early 2000s decimated the crow population so that for nearly a decade after it was a silent autumn as no crows could be seen migrating but now nearly two decades later they have returned and yet a fraction of their strength they are undeniable.

>>33767954
>black teens make up a slang term because teens like doing that
>white teens copy the black teens to look cool because teens lack a solid identity
>white adults copy both of them to feel young because they're afraid of getting older

>>33773483
wiggers are a genuine plague on our society. you're white. act like it.

>>33767871 (OP)
frfr on god goofy ahh unc pomni ts shi not that srs <///3
In all seriousness, 4chan. It's dependent on the board and general, but I have found that this site is actually where I can discuss my interests and hobbies without it delving into written AIDs. The 'downside' is that there's a lot of autists and autism but I'd rather two anons calling each other faggots over niche and 'cringe' subjects than being called a diddy blud ahh by an underage tranny on Xitter.

>>33767871 (OP)
>Is there any place online where people talk like human beings anymore? Where do I go?
If all you care about is grammer, unironically just go to forums where everyone is either really autistic or really racist or both. This place is a good place to start, but there's also forums such as the farms as well as other imageboards whose names I can't mention since it's a bannable offense on here.

>>33767871 (OP)
Unfortunately no. Right now all you can really do is be the change you want to see and don't use them yourself. Hopefully it'll change.

>>33773942
Kiwifarms is pure cancer.

>>33773483
>>33775010
Don't forget white people who use nergo slang "ironically" but have used it so much they become irony poisoned and it might as well be unironic use

It used to be that RP forums were a good refuge from the urbanization of the Internet but now they're ruined too.

>>33776747
This too. Its become an entire epidemic in online communities.

Corporatization of social environments, simple ahh my nug. This was inevitable as a stage I feel like, but I doubt it's bound to remain that way

>>33767871 (OP)
go to smaller websites
https://allchans.org/

>>33773483
one of my friends genuinely talks like a wigger. It used to be worse in high school but it's still really funny

Bump

No because sadly the internet is usually peoples second choice. Most people on here (including myself) are only here because of problems we haven't worked out yet, and most people feel better when others are just as lonely as them. Trust me, what you're looking for is at bars, its at social events, its in school, its everywhere but the internet.

>>33767871 (OP)
It's fun to do that.