Thread 33779193

Not with a prostitute. Never had an in person interaction with a woman over 5 minutes. Somehow managed to get dating app matches and one of them wants to fuck this weekend.

I literally have no clue what to do, how do I kiss? How do I fuck? Does it just come natural? How can I practice?

Please, I really need help

>>33779193 (OP)
Watch videos of people kissing and doing other stuff and watch their body language, cues, tact and tone. Use it more as guidance than scripted, memorized irl choreography. If you can manage to make yourself calm, that triumphs everything (and I mean everything) else.

>>33779193 (OP)
Just ask her to lead and teach you. Dont pretend to know what youre doing.

>>33779211
Where can I find realistic kissing and sex?

>>33779247
Too late, she thinks I have at least some experience

>>33779257
practice with your mom

>>33779293
Be serious, I need help

>>33779301
There literally exist tutorials online on **** sites. Look it up.

>>33779301
i am bro, your moms a great kisser

>>33779193 (OP)
First things first. You have a woman who is down to fuck. She wants to fuck you. Keep reminding yourself of that. She wants your cock to slam her pussy and possibly have it in and around her mouth. Kissing should be soft and even if that makes sense. It's hard to explain but your lips should meet each other's in the same rhythm. If it feels good for you changes are it feels good her for. Don't ram your tongue down her throat. A little tongue is nice but I wouldn't recommend it in your situation. It's probably more likely to be awkward than hot. Keep it to the lips unless she she starts with the tongue.

Put your hand in her tight while you kiss and slowly work your way to her pussy and LIGHTLY rub it. At your age over the top foreplay shouldn't last very long. You should be doing the deed shortly after.

Keep reminding yourself that she wants your cock and you're gonna give it to her. I believe in you anon.

>>33779350
Holy fuck that's got a lot of typos. The most important one to correct is put your hand on her thigh* while you kiss.

Embarassing.

don't fap this week or watch porn. only fap a few hours before the deed, and don't death grip.
kiss and touch her a lot, everywhere (neck is specially good)
the hole is surprisingly closer the anus that you think
whatever pace you end up doing, if she likes it, just keep at it. don't switch speed unless she tell you to.
don't be afraid to moan

>>33779193 (OP)
Insert Tab A into Slot B

Is she a lot younger than you?

What anon was saying before too is right, she wants to hook up with you and you need to remember that.
I think that guys who are a bit nervous are a turn on. Kissing isn't too hard of a concept but does take a second to get it, some people like a lot of tongue and some don't so I would say just let her lead until you pick up what she likes. Most girls like being touched while kissing so grab the back of her neck or her waist. Cant help much with how you should fuck her though.
Good luck :P

>>33781062
Like 5 years younger I think, I’m so fucked

>>33781685
>5 years younger
BAAAAASED! Yes, you are fucked and likely gonna be sucked too ;). Trust me my guy, you're gonna love pussy.

>>33779193 (OP)
Just remember: Your dick is great, she should be grateful you're giving it to her, and she's there for you to have fun. They are robust, and like it rough, no need to go easy on them. Touch what you want to ALOT. Tell her to do stuff. It's up to her for her to have fun, and to tell you to do stuff, you're no mind reader.

>>33781685
I believe in you man, just be dominant and you should be fine. Most girls like that.

>>33779193 (OP)
Literally just practice.
The first time is always garbage

Be prepared not to be able to even get hard

Trust me, my first time I didn't do anything. Second time round I fucked like my ancestors were watching

>>33782413
At least OP should be sober. I was drunk as fuck, half hard and didn't cum. The not cumming part is likely to happen to OP as well though. Even when sober the first few real times were a challenge in that department. Better than busting in 20 seconds though.

>>33782467
To add to this OP. If she's cool it do a fair bit of warmup. Make out with her while she strokes you. If you're immediately expected to be rock hard and perform you and her are in for a bad time. It's a new experience, you aren't gonna jump from the 50ft diving board the first time. Same here. Take it slow and warm up, the more you ease into it the less anxious you'll be and the more natural it will all feel.

>>33782059
Just fuck hard, basically? I don’t even know how to find the right hole

Whenever you lose your thought during...

Think of Madea's Asshole Shitting nasty Goo.

It'll help you last longer...

Or think of your dad.

Not being an asshole, but are you sure it's a real person and not a scam / bot

>>33779193 (OP)
not gonna lie, you are unbelievably fucked, like more than you can possibly imagine

>>33788199
What do you mean? I’ve got two hours…

>>33779193 (OP)
Casual sex is a terrible way to have your first time; but even so, your best bet is still to be honest with her about being inexperienced. This is particularly true if you want there to be any chance at all of her wanting to try it a second time! You will be terrible at it, no matter what happens; the only choice you have is, does she think that you were terrible because you were inexperienced, or does she think that you've had lots of experience and are *still* terrible? The first is better, trust me. You'll also enjoy it more if you let her tell you what to do.

OP I was in your shoes and I cant stand another comment telling you to tell her the truth. Im telling you, as someone that was in your shoes, lie.

When youre a virgin at this age its an immediate red flag and honestly understandably so. If you tell her youre a virgin in your 30s theres a very good chance she'll decide not to sleep with you either because she wants your first time to be special and magical and mean something etc etc or shes worried youre going to have no idea what youre doing and give her 0 pleasure.

Im telling you, if you want to lose your virginity, dont tell her shit. Just go with the flow try not to be too nervous and have fun. It isnt complicated and youll cum in 2 minutes tops anyways then youre finally a nonvirgin.

>>33788776
She already thinks I’m experienced, seriously how hard can it be? Dont I just thrust?

>>33788821
How can I make it less obvious?

>>33785513
Give us an update :P

>>33789516
Also looking for an update. Maybe he's still too busy getting sucked to post.

>>33789565
praying he's getting sucked and fucked hard rn

bro LMAO you arent gonna fake being not a virgin lmao lmao lmao

>>33789574
Fr fr bruh I hope that pussy bussin

>>33789193
>She already thinks I’m experienced,
Then you're fucked, and not in a good way.
>seriously how hard can it be? Dont I just thrust?
Pic related.

>>33789193
>seriously how hard can it be? Dont I just thrust?
Dear God, I hope you're trolling! Let me put it this way: if sex is a seven course banquet, penetration is just the dessert course.

OP you fucking nigger faggot give us the details! I wanna hear you woke up with the smell of pussy on your dick

>>33789516
>>33789565
>>33789574
>>33789625
>>33790370
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>>33791533
I didn’t go. I made up an excuse and shut my phone off and drank. I got too in my head and realized how awful I’d be and couldn’t bring myself to go.

>>33791859
You better not be OP. If you are, know that I and countless other anons are incredibly disappointed in you. Shameful display.

>>33791945
I am the OP. I didn’t go, I just told her I was feeling sick. I’m a complete failure.

>>33791953
kys

>>33779257
>Too late
stop being a fucking doomer, just tell her the truth, she doenst care, its not like youre trying to get married or its serious, i would be more worried about your personality, dont act like over confident but dont be a bitch either ,just be honest, if she likes you she wont care and think its endearing

>>33779654
>don't death grip
if only someone told me this shit growing up, now im cripple

>>33791859
>doesnt listen to literally anybody in the thread
youre a fucking loser desu no offense im sorry to say but youre a fuckin fag

>>33792200
I can’t do it man, I have no self esteem, I’m fucking worthless as a human

>>33792231
i know this whole thread is fake but in the off chance its real, go see her as soon as possible and let her know youre a virgin, but dont be whiny about it just matter of fact, shell either love it or politely decline, theres is no bad scenario, if you cant do this, you dont deserve to live im sorry bro im just being real, do you know how many guys cry about pussy and your just throwing it away, dont be a fucking faggot please, you have one life

>>33792311
It’s too late, I already canceled everything. I’m worthless man

>>33792653
Nah bro, sex is a vulnerable thing. You seem like the kind of guy who wants to share that experience with someone you trust. That's okay bro, you're human. Allow yourself to be who you are and I think you'll find something more fulfilling than a hookup.