Thread 33781983

In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!

While you *can* ask anything you want, there are some topics that already have entire boards dedicated to them - e.g. >>>/pol/ for politics, >>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues, >>>/r9k/ for incel rants, >>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction, etc. so you may sometimes get better answers to those things elsewhere.

Also, we're on /adv/ and /adv/ forum rules do apply, so no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc.

It's probably best not to start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s.

Otherwise, have fun!

Previously on ATOGA: >>33779708

Ik haat je omdat je autisme hebt. Ik wil geen vrienden met je zijn omdat je autisme hebt. Ik lach je uit omdat je autisme hebt

>>33781983 (OP)
I now realize women are just there for you to have fun.

>>33781989
Your existence is autism

BLONDES
AAAAAAAAAAH

>>33781989
least evil d*tch

>>33781983 (OP)
men, how long did you last your first time?

You lost. Keep seething.

>>33781997
stevejobesque picture

>>33782006
I didnt finish

>>33782006
Same as >>33782014
I’ve never came from sex

I think Livvy Dunne might be the prettiest girl in the world. What do the girls of atoga think? What would you rate her from your perspective?

>>33782012
I don't think that was his fault, she was going to do it on her own

>>33782022
ive seen atoga foids prettier than her

>>33782019
KEK

I think it would've been better as
>Is mom really your practice gf? Does that make me your practice son?

>>33782006
I wasn't keeping an eye on the clock. I think it was around 10 minutes.

>>33782019
Why is the dad have a boner

>>33782028
oh thats good

>>33782032
sometimes it justh appens randomly

>>33782008
winners write vague schizo blogposts on 4chan

>>33782025
That has nothing to do with the argument lol

why does sarge hate being recognized so much? i feel like the surest way to cause a 2 hour crashout is to just call anyone in the thread sarge

I just found the near-perfect woman.
Pale, dark hair, glasses, high intelligence... but she plays modern Call of duty. And on an xbox.

So close, yet so far.

>>33782049
I’m sarge and I’m recognized maybe 2/10 posts. It is rightfully annoying when schizos bang on about sarge when he (I) am not even posting

>>33782050
>near perfect
damn, she'd be perfect if she were blonde

>>33782050
>high intelligence
>call of duty

>>33782049
He thinks he's a cool Navy Seal of /atoga/ or something.

>>33782057
lmao omg noooo don't tell me that's why his nickname is sarge

>>33782049
Because he’s never recognized in a positive way, he’s one of the worst people here

>>33781989
Go stay on your köeckstool.

Never meet your idols. I met JH yesterday and she was incredibly rude.

How do I get better at cooking? What do men want to eat?

>>33781989
waarom ben je zo gemeen?

>>33782050
>>33782056
I also Just found out she plays league of legends.
Nevermind what I said then...
No more crazy bitches in my life, promise.

>>33782068
Storytime?

>>33782069
by cooking often
most men like hamburgers, steaks, fried chicken.

>>33782073
you never had a shot with kaceytron anyway

>>33782068
>incredibly rude
*incredible nude

Men
Do you really hate women who play videogames? Does it depend on how much she plays?

>>33782069
You don't need to cook, I cook.
I'll show you.

>>33782084
Not on principle, but in my experience, gamer girls are annoying and/or really dumb and lame

>>33782084
No that's cool. What have you been playing lately?

>>33782061
Pretty sure he gave him that nickname himself and regularly defends himself from a third person POV. The femanon who started calling him the Cuckworm destroyed all his reputation lol

>>33782084
in my experience ""playing"" videogames means they play like an hour a day max and they usually suck dick if its multiplayer

>>33782084
i'm le ~gamer gurl~ and never have problems dating but i don't take it to cringe levels and don't date men who aren't a little normie

>>33782079
>kaceytron
Had to google who that is.
No, it wasn't her.

>>33782084
Just don't play games with incredibly toxic communities.

>>33782076
How do I find the time and energy?
>>33782085
What do you cook?

should I tell the girl Im dating she's the second hotest girl Ive ever dated?
she loses to a bpd demon. but still.
it shows that I value her, but also that I have other options

>>33782084
No, that'd be silly. Games are my main hobby so it gives me more to connect with them about, even if they play games I don't play at all. I had a talk with an anon about farming games the other day when I haven't played one in years.

>>33782090
>The femanon who started calling him the Cuckworm destroyed all his reputation lol
That was the one that had the big public blowup in the thread right, about staying up late waiting for his emails only to never get any?

>>33782022
It’s a toss up between her and Olivia Rodrigo.

>>33782090
extremely funny because i was unaware of his existence until he started crashing out hard and making really annoying toxic posts

>>33782107
Good thing that guy is making all that up. If you knew his story you’d laugh

girls if a guy said youre the second hottest girl hes dated how would you feel?

Oh yeah, Ohio. Thanks for reminding me of a great song. The National “Bloodbuzz Ohio”.

>>33782098
Kind of a weird question, I don't know how to answer that. lol
I guess "everything" is most adequate. I've cooked local stuff, hotpots, Balkan shit, South Asian, East Asian, Mediterranean, burgers, South American things.
I haven't cooked much from Africa yet.

>>33782108
shut up cuck, no one cares about your story, you are only known here due to how annoying you are and how bad you are at samefagging when you defend yourself. protip no one dick rides strangers that hard

>>33782113
>I haven't cooked much from Africa yet.
shakshuka is pretty great

>>33782110
lol

I don't feel comfortable around women.

>>33782116
> protip no one dick rides strangers that hard
I thought this too, but apparently they do. Anyways keep being obsessed

>>33782069
>How do I get better at cooking?
Practice makes perfect. Personally I've gotten into it by starting with meals that only take 15-25 minutes to prepare. Might get into the hour-or-longer stuff later on.
>What do men want to eat?
I like stuff that's relatively healthy and still tastes good. Can't speak for others though.

>>33782113
shakshouka is bomb, i think that's an african dish but could be mediterranean

What is your score? Gender and age.
>23 year old girl
>hikikomori test
> https://hikikomori-test.com/
I’m having a rough week so maybe that’s why. When I feel better I’ll probably ask again.

>>33782103
Lmfao you have bpd/narcissism

>>33782098
>How do I find the time and energy?
Try not to view cooking as a chore. It can and should be fun. You can experiment and find new things that work for you, constantly expanding your repertoire, or learning what not to do.

>>33782119
Never heard of it, but I'll write it down.
Poaching eggs is not my strength though.

>>33782104
>That was the one that had the big public blowup in the thread right, about staying up late waiting for his emails only to never get any?
I'm not sure about their whole drama. I just saw a femanon exposing the Cuckworm because he was crying about being a 28yo virgin in her emails

As a man cooking is such a turn off. Why would you cook when we can get everything in restaurants and food to go in markets and order. Such a chore and it stinks up the place.

>>33782132
Let’s not talk about your emails though. 6 months begging for attention from a certain femanon? Oof

>>33782130
the eggs are poached in the sauce, so it's hard to fuck up

>>33782130
its easy to poach eggs in shakshuka, the sauce does all the work. you just cover the pan with a lid and let the steam do its thing

>>33782133
Typical of your kind…

>>33782133
It's fun and rewarding.

>>33782133
shut the fuck up you little anorexic whore. men belong in the kitchen, cooking me dinner and snacks

>>33782133
if you can cook well itll be better than most restaurants, because its exactly to your taste whilst a restaurant cooks to garner mass-appeal

>>33782103
Are you retarded or just evil?

>>33782137
>>33782138
Sounds cool, I'll give it try maybe next week and report back. Thanks for the tip!

>>33782144
And being able to use high quality ingredients, pote tially even from your own garden.

>>33782125
M, 31

>>33782132
Yeah, that sounds right. And then they patched things up... and then things exploded again.

anorexics be like "i'm so fat! i can't lose weight!!" and order takeout for every meal

>>33782143
I can be that for you, but you have to hold up your end of the bargain.

>>33782140
My kind? And what would that be?

>>33782015
Maybe that's how it is. I'm wondering if she's just touch-starved so she reaches out to me for that because I was that way from the start, before I knew she had a bf on another continent. I find her facetiming him a lot so I don't think there's any issues between them. Numerous times I've seen her get on the uni bus while on the phone with him, sit next to me, hang up, then start giving me attention. But before the night drinking I felt like it was just her being friendly.
When we first met, I took her to a theater performance with some of my friends. She sent pics to her bf and family (she was wrapped in my sportscoat in some of them and we took some selfies together) and then the next day she added a couples profile pic to her instagram when before her IG had no profile pic and zero photos of him and I felt like that was because of me.
I told some friends about it, and they said to just ask her out but I think I should wait a little longer and see how things pan out with her friend (I have my doubts and I feel more compatible with her than her friend, who's also 4 years younger than her and that gap is getting a little weird for me) so it doesn't seem like I'm sending mixed signals asking about her friend and then suddenly coming onto her instead.

>>33782125
M 36

>>33782149
Wow what a nice and friendly guy who just wants good times with everyone and would never, ever stir a drama pot
>captcha: KYSTN

>>33782125
f
33

Just had to think of this classic for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg

WHERE THE BIG BOOTY BITCHES AT

>>33782143
How did you conclude I was anorexic? I am quite healthy and don't skip my meals

Girls, could you feel satisfied if you sucked a guy's dick and he didn't reciprocate?

>>33782163
Black men are so moist...

>>33782006
5 seconds
I wasn't ready for how good her pussy was going to be.

>>33782125
f, 35
i actually think this test is bs because i'm a pretty sociable person, it would have been hard to get a lower score

>>33782167
Where can I find the spreadsheet?

>>33782170
UP YOUR ASS HhahahHh

>>33782159
Just making sure I'm thinking of the right anon. Sorry if I offended you.

Women
Would you think it’s neat if your boyfriend wanted to show off his favorite video games to you and play them with you or is that pretty gay?

>>33782174
Yeah, you’re not, because that guy makes up fanfiction. I like the faux nice guy act though
>hmm yes these rumours sound true, sounds about right
>oh sorry that you’re offended
Classic, reminds me of my mom

>>33782125
M
32

>>33782125
M 37 eurofag

>>33782169
It's ok.

>>33782177
Huh, okay.
>reminds me of my mom
Sorry to hear it, that sucks.

>>33782152
sorry, i've already got one. i walk around naked he cooks every* meal

>*sometimes i exaggerate my misandry for comedic effect. if he's having a bad day or doesn't want to cook i cook instead

Do "baddie" girls actually like shy and nerdy guys or is that yet another porn trope I fell for?

>>33782125
Polar opposites lol
Hope you’ll do better soon though
>f24 Brazil

>>33782182
man this is just like when i did the autism test and argued with my psych that i can't be aspie because i party too much

>>33782069
>What do men want to eat?
:^)

>>33782184
NTA
You're the freeuse femanon?

Why are some people so angry that young boys got molested in the Catholic Church, but don’t care how many young girls get raped and killed under Islam? Why are people so scared to badmouth other religions but have no problem shit talking Christianity?

>>33782156
A male…? What else?

genders, how often do you exaggerate your views or experiences for comedic effect ITT?

>>33782186
My goth lady friend who has a massive doll collection is into me, and I'm pretty dorky, so maybe. I'm sure it depends on the person.

>>33782186
True. Never can tell what kind of guy a girl will be interested in.

>>33782188
lol
Well did you get diagnosed?

>>33782193
M
Idk, 50/50. I have a low opinion of the people here and I’ll pass that off as “all women” or “all men”. In reality, it’s all of you that are gross wretches. Irl people are wonderful

>>33782191
I imagine those particular people are scared of getting allahu akbar'd

>>33782128
How long should I rely on recipes for?

>>33782190
freeuse is a bit of an exaggeration in reality but yeah we fuck often i very rarely turn him down and vice versa.

Does spreadsheet anon know my period is 6 days late. I’m fucked. My body is shutting down

>>33782193
M
It is indeed one of my shitposting techs

>>33782193
M
Only if I am mid-conversation with somebody who I can gauge is not an idiot, because the average atogan is kind of stupid and misunderstands things, particularly incels don't understand sarcasm if it's not incredibly obvious.

>>33782201
>My body is shutting down
Hell, it's about damn time.
Tortured that poor thing for way too long.

>>33782204
You’ll be happy when I’m dead

>>33782069
>How do I get better at cooking?
I learned from my mother and from youtube. There's a lot of good cooking channels on youtube. You don't have to learn how to create recipes, you just need to try different things out.
>What do men want to eat?
Pasta
Casseroles
Stews
The tried and true plate of Meat + Vegetables + Starch
Asian dishes (honestly learning to make a foreign dish is fun)
Your Pussy

Not necessarily in that order though

>>33782125
F, 25
I live at home and I'm pretty close to my family so I don't feel lonely most of the time

>>33782196
i'm not sure, i kind of stopped going after that, but i think she was right. most people don't plan out every music track in order and memorize who knows who and plan ways to get them to talk to each other months before an event... it's better if i don't have a formal diagnosis at the end of the day. my special interests are luckily "gender appropriate" so i can continue to fly under the radar just being a little bit eccentric

>>33782068
You literally grabbed my pussy and threatened me with doxxing. You're lucky I agreed not to send your ass to jail, let alone let you live.

>>33782205
You are longing for that sweet release though, aren't you?

Autists are a little subhumanish

>>33782193
F, I like to say I'm a female supremacist to troll but I don't actually think one sex is better than the other, besides at a few certain things that don't matter in daily life.

>>33782213
Fuck you too nigger

>>33782199
I personally use recipes as references, but not strictly instructions. Like if I want to make a panini, I'll see what ingredients they use or the order they do things in, but then I play it by ear and tweak it as I go.

>>33782186
I think that's mostly a porn trope.

>>33782217
Case in point

>>33782208
>it's better if i don't have a formal diagnosis at the end of the day.
Horrible statement.
Chosing to be oblivious is a bad attitude.

>>33782165
Fuck no

>>33782176
I'd love to do that with him!

>>33782193
F
Sometimes I tell really pathetic/blackpilled anons to kill themselves because it's 100% over

State gender.
If you could chose to have no gag reflex, would you?

>>33782191
because some people live in countries where catholics are far more common than muslims. is this retarded question real?? like, yes, it's fucked up what's going on in afghanistan but there's very little that i can do about it as an american vs calling out predators in my own local communities.

>>33782177
>because that guy makes up fanfiction
Already doing damage control, Cuckworm? At least wait a few days lol
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#33667789
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#33667807
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#33667905

>>33782222
Huh, so you’re a bad person

>>33782226
In what way?

>>33782225
Ok man let me go through and see these
>first is a summary full of lies
Cool
>second one is my age and location
Yup
>third is JP femanon
Ok bro. Should I post your r9k tickets or no

>>33782221
not having a formal diagnosis isn't being oblivious, it's preventing medical / legal discrimination against a "disability" that is not at all disabling to me personally.

i gain absolutely nothing positive from an official diagnosis because i work and don't need/want disability.

>>33782223
F. I don't have one that's stimulated physically, and that's fine.

>>33782222
>Sometimes I tell really pathetic/blackpilled anons to kill themselves because it's 100% over
You could just ignore or not engage with them. Why be awful to somebody who is already in the dirt?

>>33782225
Ahh, that is what I was thinking of.

Men, which member(s) of the K-pop girl group TWICE do you find most attractive? Here is a link with a bunch of labelled pictures in different eras, styling, lighting, etc. Also say if you knew them before.
https://kprofiles.com/twice-who-is-who/

>>33782222
>Sometimes I tell really pathetic/blackpilled anons to kill themselves because it's 100% over
Kek based

>>33782234
Every tried it with dildos or real dick?

>>33782228
Huh? I don’t feel like explaining

>>33782201
>Does spreadsheet anon know my period is 6 days late.
Yes
>I’m fucked.
You were
>My body is shutting down
Oh no, it's doing exactly what it was intended to do:^)

>>33782236
Tzuyu has always been the prettiest.

>>33782239
Nta but lmao

>>33782235
I must’ve actually bothered you during my BPD split if you keep locking onto stuff about me. Not very nice of you!

>>33782223
F
I might weaken it a bit so I can brush the back of my tongue, but we have reflexes for a reason. How would men feel if we started telling them that to please us they had to get rid of their blink reflex?

>>33782223
M, yes, I nearly puke every time I brush my tongue.

>>33782236
I'm thinking Momo. No, I've only ever known of one K-pop group before.

Sex
Bread yummy?

>ok this is true
>BUT THIS HORRIBLE THING ABOUT ME IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE, FUCKING LIES AND FANFICTION REEE
Kek

>>33782247
I am indeed a 28 year old from Canada

>>33782236
This was tough because I'm not into asians, but out of them, momo because she looks most japanese

>>33782235
nta but i also tell incel/blackpillers to rope because i unironically believe the world is a better place without them. they come here with the sole intent of demoralizing others into being as lonely and miserable as they are. it's a brain virus, a social contagion, and needs to be stamped out

>>33782238
F. Yes to both, I like the feeling. I don't like doing any deepthroating without being in total control, though.

>>33782236
love twice. its gotta be JIHYO !! i love all of them, though. even jonghyun. hope she's doing better.

>>33782253
Bit of a shitty person here too

Girls, I'm really proud of myself because I beat the fishing minigame in Trails in the Sky the 3rd. I beat all three rounds. Took me multiple tries on each but I beat the head of the fisherman's guild. I want to 100% the game and this was the hardest thing standing in my way. I'm very happy now.

>>33782236
Tzuyu, hand's down.

Honorable mention to Momo

>>33782236
I don't find any of them particularly attractive. Looks very... plastic surgery. Guess I'd pick Mina if I had to choose one.
Never heard of them.

>>33782242
Not really. I struggle to ID you even when you start posting about 'raped trash' honestly. That night with the public blowup was the first night I learned anything about 'Sarge'.

>>33782253
That's a little different, isn't it? That other anon tells people who are too pathetic that they should die, whereas you're talking about people who bring others down intentionally.

>>33782268
I called you raped trash once ever, and I am also raped trash. Pretty elucidating though

>>33782247
yeah narcissists usually tell lies with a little bit of truth sprinkled in to make them more believable. it's kind of the play

>>33782272
You would know

>>33782273
name 1 thing about me

>>33782236
The things I'd do things to Momo...

>>33782236
Nayeon

>>33782264
>taiwanese
You apologize to Daddy Xi right now

>>33782274
You’re a coward

>>33782280
explain. name one cowardly action i've done

How do I get an insane anime gf?

>>33782022
NAG. She's pretty but this is an exceptionally flattering picture of her.

>>33782281
Pot shots at some mentally ill image of a poster while volunteering nothing about yourself, for starters

Girls, I have some gray hairs in my beard. I'm 29. Is this bad?

>>33782282
go to anime cons

>>33782277
sexo

>>33782022
I understand that men really like her but she just seems really bland to me. Like the Henry Cavill of women.

>>33782053
>bang on about
Are you British? This feels like a very British choice of words.

>>33782271
That's a shame. That means at least one other person liked your phrasing and picked it up to hurt others.
Were you the one on the night I had my breakdown who told me to go to therapy or shut up, or something like that?

>>33782263
Based anon. How hard is it?

>>33782282
You don't.

>>33782284
what's one pot shot i've taken? link the post

>>33782288
I understand what you mean. I think she's just an objective 10/10. No flaws, only nice features. I can understand someone thinking she's almost too perfect though.

>>33782289
No
>>33782291
No
>>33782293
Saying I’m a narcissist

>>33782285
Just trim it, who cares. Also stop stressing, stop getting angry, eat healthier, stop being resentful.

>>33782289
sarge's british larp arc? we bullied him for using too many big words before and he literally stopped lmfao now he's about to pick up a british accent i can't

>>33782084
>Do you really hate women who play videogames?
No? Who told you that?
>Does it depend on how much she plays?
I mean if she spends all day every day engrossed in a game, she doesn't have time for me does she.

>>33782284
>while volunteering nothing about yourself
Why would he do that? You realize this is an anonymous board, right?

>>33782297
Cunt what

>>33782291
>Based anon. How hard is it?
Getting the timing right is really tricky. You have to press the button when the exclamation point appears, but it appears as the dot first, and then the long part. You have to press the button after the dot has fully appeared, but before the long part of the exclamation point appears. You can miss a few fish but you really can't mess up too many times.

>>33782297
Was he called thesaurus idiot by somebody?
Or is that another regular retard?

>>33782294
>brown eyes
>fake blonde

>>33782133
>Why would you cook when we can get everything in restaurants and food to go in markets and order.
Cringe

>>33782295
when did i call (You) a narcissist? i was responding to a green text, saying it displays the tactic a narcissist uses. green text isn't necessarily your own words. it implies otherwise. kekek

>>33782165
ngl probably

>>33782285
Last women into me loved my first gray hairs.

>>33782285
it's pretty normal

hey guys

>>33782308
>my implication wasn’t actually what I was implying teehee I am the master of logic
You do you man

>>33782125
I hate these kinds of questions. They just result in a bunch of results nobody cares about spamming up the thread.

>>33782312
Fuck you.

How am I supposed to help a depressed sister? I can’t solve any of the problems making her depressed

>>33782312
Aggro swap

>>33782313
bullying you feels bad, honestly

>>33782314
Hey, I cared about the party chick who has autism but is afraid to get the official diagnosis!

>>33782320
Ok?

>>33782314
>i hate fun. someone please argue with me

>>33782314
Better than people arguing over personalityfags who may or may not exist

>>33782317
Tell her to go to the ocean for five minutes and then to a forest for another five minutes

>>33782321
Someone has to

>>33782303
Pretty good, congrats on nailing it.
I was trying Chrono Trigger on real hardware the other night and was killing it in the drinking minigame.

>>33782326
don't forget the "femanons would you fuck your dad" type posts

Should I get the “Scott Pilgrim vs The World” volume 1 comic book for 17 euros? I read two pages of it and he is 23 just like me which makes me want to buy the book.

>>33782317
Just be there for her, really all you can do.

>>33782331
Oh hey that's pretty cool

>>33782317
help her clean her room or do her laundry or something. a lot of times, depressed people feel like they are drowning under a mountain of things they need to do but have no energy for. something simple like making a path through her room, or just picking up trash, can be immensely helpful.

>>33782334
You've gotta be able to get it cheaper than that

>>33782326
>shitty thing is better than shittyer thing
There really is no reason to be on atoga is there.

>>33782343
nope. lmao

>>33782334
>he is 23 just like me which makes me want to buy the book.
Would you share a home with your gay best friend?

>>33782340
Delivery fees. But I'll check if someone else has it for me to buy it from them

>>33782321
>afraid to get the official diagnosis
What good would that do?

Femanons, rate the guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_5ASkvJUg&list=LL&index=1

I'd rate him an 8.5 or a 9

anons, i feel like im addicted to atoga like its a virtual pack of cigarettes. do i start vaping to quit? (reinstall tiktok)

>>33782345
If we were best friend yeah sure. Even a bed as I've read. Stopped at page 12 actually

hey everyone
I started seeing this guy (we have not had sex yet) he seems to really like me and I like him. But, I'm learning he's not very bright. I'm not that smart but I do need someone intellectually stimulating, would it be shitty of me to end it because of that? I wouldn't tell him that's why of course

>>33782348
He is actually 160cm and the girls is 140cm

>>33782355
Weak bait

>>33782355
nah if you are going to end it best to do it early

>>33782355
up to you really, but dating smart men has its own struggles, i prefer dumbasses these days

>>33782349
Install word search games those will help your memory and connect 4

>>33782355
If it's not going to last then yes you should end it.

>>33782358
Why do you think it's bait?
>>33782359
I feel so bad, he seems to really like me but it's almost manipulative. He made a joke about how if I don't come see him next week he'll kill himself.

>>33782355
Just keep him as a side bitch until you find something better

>>33782364
Because it’s so stereotypical, comically so. I expect nothing less from 4channers, though. Maybe it’s real

>>33782360
He seems dumbass in a way that I really don't like though. Like forgetting to pay his bills.
>>33782363
How do you know anything's going to last?
>>33782365
That's awful

Girls, how rough do you want a guy to be the first time you had sex with him?

>>33782356
You're saying he's not that tall and girls usually want taller men? Or are you a femanon telling me you wouldn't rate him that high because he's not that tall?

>>33782367
How is this stereotypical? I don't even get to date often and it's rare someone seems to like me so much (which is also suspicious, I can't lie. He's been like showering me with money/gifts which makes it harder and almost feels manipulative)

>>33782355
Is he strong and loyal? Give his genes a chance.

>>33782368
I mean if you know this is a problem that will prevent you from the relationship being successful, don't drag it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFRItMOgPo

IT'S UP!

>>33782373
I'm just saying I'm bored and like lying

I asked this last night, but it was the middle of the night.
Girls, how would you feel if digimon were real and your bf picked gatomon as his digimon companion?

>>33782369
The first time shouldn't be purposefully rough. It should be about finding the most comfortable rhythm that satisfies us both. Sometimes that happens to be relatively rough, but it doesn't have to be.

>>33782349
Tiktok would be crack

>>33782364
>I feel so bad, he seems to really like me but it's almost manipulative. He made a joke about how if I don't come see him next week he'll kill himself.
Sorry that's rough, but if you stayed with him you'd always have that feeling like you are having 60% of the conversation you want to have

>>33782377
Maybe I should give it a chance.
>>33782378
I'll see it out, give it a month or 2.

>>33782375
Don’t care anymore, talk to the 5 other anons who do

>>33782384
Woah okay princess. What next? You want him to buy you diamond earrings?

>>33781925
M
Spanish and Portuguese.

>>33782383
Idk what this implies. Idc as long as he doesn't kill people or whatever they do.

I don't like accents we should all communicate by telepathically sending symbols to other people

>>33782348
He's cute, I'd say an 8. Voice is a little annoying.

>>33782389
Fuck you, I'm not being a princess for wanting to have sex in a way we can both enjoy.

>>33782383
It's not possible, the Digimon picks the person. Gatamon would know why you want it anon.

>>33782393
You just don't want to be recognized.

>>33782393
Kind of like you're doing right now?

>>33782355
If you don't see this being long-term, just break it off now. And it's reasonable to want someone intellectually on your level.

>>33782396
Ohhhh yeahhhhh suuuureeee. Oh and by the way I know you're not a princess I was being ironic

>>33782397
Okay but if you were the gf, would you be okay with gatomon picking your bf then?

>>33782399
I still have to use my fingers and you can make a speling mistake occasionally. No I will create something better. Just give me time.

>>33782402
You're making me mad.

>>33782409
Am I? Well what are you going to do about it? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Sit down. Someone ought to put a muzzle on you because your posts make my eyes bleed.

>>33782405
>I still have to use my fingers
Supposedly rudimentary computerised mind reading technology already exists, in laboratory conditions.
>speling mistake
Mistakes will always happen in any kind of communication.

>>33782403
Protection probably

>>33782415
Be meaner.

>>33782417
We will see about that Mr. Let Me Suck Your Dick Please. Now get away from me I'm not horny so STOP hornyposting! I have to feed the laptop to the bean brains the HIVE demand my obedience and chewing gum, the extreme one but it is actually mild don't tell them SHHHHHH

>>33782387
>>33782360
Femanons, would?

>>33782415
Nta hit you with his shoe

>>33782429
He can’t even fully understand sex

>>33782389
yeah actually why would i settle for less when i can have more

>>33782385
true, i uninstalled it to spend less time scrolling but i find myself here instead, and im not sure which is more detrimental to my mental health desu

wom'en
would it kill you to act at least a little desperate while dating
i promise itll help
it cant be -that- humiliating

>>33782421
Why? Why should I be meaner? I told you what you deserve if that's not enough to shut you up I don't know what is. Maybe a chain to yank you whenever you make one of your dumb posts.

>>33782429
no. i don't like how he looks. dumbasses need to be hot

>>33782435
Apparently, he understands it enough to get himself a son

>>33782431
Hey! Don't make me take my raygun out and shoot you in the eye with my ray from the gun that I stole from the arcade!

So in short, dating femanons from here is a fucking disaster waiting to happen

>>33782364
>He made a joke about how if I don't come see him next week he'll kill himself.
M
that's not a red flag to you?
I'm from a family of doctors and lawyers so intelligence is a big requirement for me personally, so I don't think I could do that. I've also known guys with dumb wives and I don't wanna be in those men's shoes.

I'm getting closer to a Korean chick who's 20 cm taller than expected because she was pumped up with HGH during puberty. Do I want short kids who need HGH?

>>33782448
oof, that hairline

I need me an /atoga/ gf just for fun pretty please

Women

Ever had a steamy romance? Do you think you've left your mark on someone that still pines for you out there somewhere?

>>33782453
Looks good to me. People have had it for centuries. Never gets out of style.

>>33782448
And didn’t even know until he was like 6.

>>33782450
Ymmv

>>33782447
He's loyal, romantic, and has many accomplishments, though

>>33782456
Lol, no

>>33782465
Why not?

Can you catch an STD from /atoga/? should I wear protection while posting here?

>>33782446
Good enough.

When is the next train coming

>>33782471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQoxTkucHWM

>>33782471
If you post too much, I'll give you an earworm.

>>33782456
No, but I still have the stupid crush I developed when I was 16

>>33782470
Cause I've never had any romance

>>33782472
I hope you didn't get off of this you baboon.

I get a bit envious when anons ask or mention going to dates because i've never went to one

>>33782483
Not hard to do

>>33782487
But i don't want to

>>33782240
I’m not pregnant I don’t have sex

>>33782490
You do if you feel envy

>>33782482
You took too long to reply, so no.

>>33782483
you just need to gather a little more information to begin the operation

>>33782481
Tap your divine feminine and go entice some lucky man. It'll be fun.

>>33782478
Interesting. I take it that it went nowhere? Or did you get involved and you were somehow left still pining?

>>33782212
Yes that’s why I’m killing myself when it starts

My understanding of womens complaints about men is that they hate men for wanting sex so I'm instead trying to heavily surpress and eventually kill my desire for sex since that seems to be evil. Hopefully, with time I will succeed. Perhaps one day I can even engineer my life in such a way where I never have to interact with a woman, even in public, and force them to suffer my presence.
Is this good enough? I'm sorry for being born a man but I refuse to just kill myself.

Ah fuck the pattern recognition hurts me

>>33782461
What do you have to say about it

Women, what psychological changes do you undergo when there's a penis inside you?

>>33782483
Yeah it's just a date man it ain't no biggy. I get them by the cart load. Every night yeah baby I get so much dates. Yeah… I've never had a date sorry for lying to you anon i hope I didn't make you feel insecure about getting areply from someone as confident and handsome such as my self. No hard feelings ey? I wish you luck in your life and hey we're here to have fun ain't we? You only get one chance make it count! Yay anon!

Women, have you ever flashed your tits before?

>>33782500
you need new patterns and mix some fake ones in there to throw off the trail
good practice for real life too

>>33782502
You shouldn’t date people without anything tangible to hold onto

>>33782493
Yeah well I have things to do in real life besides making you wet you loser.

>>33782506
No, I mean seeing others. People here barely clock me as is. Imagine being pathetic enough

>>33782491
>I don’t have sex
Not that you know of... did you sleep well this month?

>>33782495
He was abroad for several years but now he's back and I'm still stuck in the little-sister zone

>>33782507
Why not

>>33782513
It’s much harder for conflict resolutions and you aren’t really getting anything to make up for said conflicts regardless. They aren’t going to hug you or make you feel better

State gender and:

What kind of shoes do you think the cool people of your gender wear?

Hey pssst over here. Come closer I want you tell you something. Closer. Closer.

Why are femanons such annoying protokarens?

>>33782503
I become admittedly more agreeable, I guess.
>>33782505
Yes.
>>33782508
Don't start getting uppity again.

>>33782369
As rough as possible but not in a nasty way!

>>33782517
Most of them are traumatized and have very little real world checks and balances, so they vomit their bullshit here

>>33782512
Oof. If you really want him you need to glow up then start dating someone else and post lots of pictures. He will get FOMO.

>>33782518
I am SOOOOOOOOO BORED I want sex do some witch stuff and make a girl fall madly in love with me and make her hack a bank and make a billionaire and then she'll end up rotting in jail after I rat her out but she will keep quiet about me and the money and I get to live the high life

>>33782516
Yeah?

>>33782520
Hot

>>33782505
No but when i went to the beach with some friends a girl pulled on my top on purpose and exposed me in front of a guy and i still get sad about it and i hope he doesn't remember it

I want to get married Why can’t I have a fraction of what these heroin addicted people have

>>33782534
Most marriages are convenience. If you want that, it’s easy

>>33782530
Closer. Much closer. I want to whisper something into your ear.

>>33782277
>bulls
Wtf!? Is she a snowbunny?

>>33782533
Why'd she do that?

Alright I've found “Scott Pilgrim vs The World” volume 1 for 11.28 euros. Should I get it?

>>33782535
I don’t I want him to love me but I’m unlovable

>>33782536
Speak up

State gender

Would you date or marry someone from a foreign country? Would you prefer to marry someone from your own country or culture?

>>33782534
Because you're more sensible than them.

>>33782542
I’m sure you’re plenty lovable, just doesn’t feel like it

>>33782540
It's messy to explain, i didn't know how to swim but she was carrying me around but then i fell into the water and i panicked but i think that she found it annoying so when i got up she did that to kinda get back at me if it makes sense

>>33782544
*looks left and right* ok… *looks behind me* I am going to get something to eat. Just wanted to tell that to someone on 4chan. I am pretty hungry. Now I can actually go. Thanks.

>>33782546
My culture is cute offline girls who want to do crafts and don't use tiktok, and I would prefer to date within it.

>>33782546
I don't like the men from my country that much but i'm okay with nearby ones
F

>>33782546
I don't want to marry anyone.

>>33782546
>Would you date or marry someone from a foreign country?
M. Yes, the girl I'm dreaming of happens to be American. As embarrassing as that is to admit.

>>33782546
M
Sure, I would, but I don’t have a preference

I will be such a badass when robot wars start or I will die day one

>>33782516
https://youtu.be/HAnXIIv5He8?si=rOAWCrWZcod5p5DA

>>33782561
I will die on day one by having rough sex with a robot

>>33782567
My sex robots will be safer than actual humans. Don't worry about dying they can read vital signs and do first aid revive you even and preform complex surgeries. They will take you to your limit and then some. The wildest sex you can imagine and your pleasure is their mission. Just you wait.

>>33782549
Damn, what an asshole.

QUICK!
You're getting married tomorrow, you have to choose how many people are invited and who. What is your choice?

>>33782574
2, my little sisters

>>33782574
My parents and sibling.

>>33782575
>>33782577
I should note you're making the choice both for yourself and your spouse. So in your cause you're not inviting anyone on their side of the family.

>girl I like says yeah we can start dating
>get done talking to her and go home
>next morning she says we aren't dating so don't expect that when we meet up again

>ask her if she would date me another time
>nope, never going to happen, zero chance. but we can be friends

wtf.
how did she go from saying yes to never

>>33782571
I will not have the money for it that's why i will die by one of those going rogue outside

>>33782579
I don’t have an s/o so how the fuck would I know

well?

Women, your partner expresses a desire to explore consensual non-consent play. How far are you willing to indulge them?

>>33782579
Maybe you should have said that in the first place. Her parents, siblings, close friends 10 max and close family uo to 20 30

>>33782585
No, Asian and European DNA Latina are still on my bingo card.

>>33782558
where are you from?

Femanons, would you consider being a hotwife for the right guy?

>>33782582
Did I mention I will make currencies a thing of the past? Everyone will get one id they want one. Just serve in my army for 20 years. And you will get your own planet and powers beyond your imagination.

>>33782573
It is what it is, it's just that i didn't know that guy and i kinda hated him for no reason so i was double bothered by his reaction

>>33782592
A more civilized part of the world.

>>33782593
have you considered sky diving without a parachute

>>33782541
Yes. Are you going to collect them all?

>>33782585
What's so special about this, anon?

>>33782600
People have survived that yknow

>>33782600
Vghhhh le rager melty
NTA because I’m not a cuck

>>33782586
I trust him to go as far as he knows I'm comfortable with, and we'll establish a safeword and safesigns just in case. I'm pretty much okay with any sort of verbal abuse, and I'm okay with physical abuse below the neck as long as it doesn't draw blood or cause permanent damage. I'd prefer no bruising anywhere that could be seen on my legs or arms by others, but it's winter so I can afford to dress heavily.

>>33782599
Eurobro? Continent is enough

>>33782586
I'm not an expert but he must have amnesia because i was the one bringing it up first

>>33782586
Him or me receiving? But either way I'm down.

>>33782602
Maybe. If I like the 1st edition. Ive read 12 pages and it seems fun. Was about to watch the film a few years ago but I stopped because said I wanted to read the comic. The time is now.

>>33782608
Why does it matter?

>>33782595
You want women in your army?

>>33782613
Sounds good. Make sure to shop around online and make sure you're getting good prices on the rest. I've been collecting retro games and eBay has been such a lifesaver.

>>33782586
Im into it. I think my partner knowing my limits would all I would need. I would trust them to handle me.

>>33782537
yes she is

>>33782547
How do I stop being that
>>33782548
If I was lovable people would love me

>>33782617
When the time comes I will judge your character and that will be the deciding factor. Not your gender.

>>33782618
Cool. Wish me luck

>>33782598
Was he unattractive?

>>33782622
I have no hope, can't even be destroyed by a robot

why are simps like this?
I swear femanon should take a page out of her book sometime.
You can ask the most braindead retarded, attention seeking question imaginable and men will eat it up.
What causes this? Seriously. They all probably know there is 0% chance they get to have sex with her, so why do they interact with her horny posts?
Are men really THAT starved for female attention that they will suspend disbelief in such a pathetic manner?

>>33782546
f, yes, if our values aligned. i find myself dating within my culture more often than not though. i find euros to be very annoying (superiority complex), and many other cultures/countries have wildly fucked up views and religions, so in reality it's unlikely i'd find someone

>>33782626
yeah, kinda.

>>33782621
even the most spiritually ugly unmarriagable woman can meet the man of her dreams by switching her energy

>>33782626
No, the opposite, that's why i hated him so much and always felt like good things come at him with no effort

>>33782634
That sucks

Men, are cute asian goth girls your type?

>>33782629
you're just illiterate to how social media algorithms work. she's finding a target audience by deliberately using specific words in every post ("goth", "asian", "girlfriend") most likely to promote an onlyfans

>>33782627
No you can't. Not while wearing my top of the line armour that can shrug off bomb blasts and make bullets glide right off like butter. You will be a force of nature and together we shall conquer ALL! Just you wait.

>>33782629
>Are men really THAT starved for female attention
Yeah

>>33782629
I'd rather work in a farm

>>33782640
No

>>33782546
F, I would do it if I was in love but it isn't my preference, especially if he wanted me to move to his country

>>33782640
If it's the right girl sure. I like black-haired girls with black lipstick. I don't really like piercings though

>>33782640
Not at all

>>33782634
Weirdo, i bet you even know how to swim

>>33782640
No

why do men hate when people play video games for fun?

>>33782636
How
What is spiritually ugly

>>33782654
I don't. But I also only play single player games. Don't really play them anymore.

>>33782621
>How do I stop being that
I don't know. Hang around atoga enough?

>>33782654
What games are you playing right now?

>>33782642
>most likely to promote an onlyfans
I'm aware she has an OnlyFans, my question is why men would interact with her in the first place?
Either they're customers and will buy her subscription, which means they're retards who pay for porn for reasons only known to god. Or they genuinely think that she would pick a random guy that comments eggplant emojis under her posts and start dating him.
How do you have that little self control?

>>33782640

M, yes, but expect me to make some efforts to put you into cutesy lighter colored clothes

Men, would you kiss me, even with the black lipstick?

>>33782665
It feels good when she likes your post and acknowledges your existence.

>>33782668
Of course

>>33782668
I don't feel like kissing.

>>33782629
I'm not sure what your problem is. This post seems to come with a lot of implied baggage that I can't be bothered to even attempt to unpack.
>Are men really THAT starved for female attention that they will suspend disbelief in such a pathetic manner?
*attractive* female attention

>>33782626
>>33782637
Just in case
Anyway if that guy is here i really hate you so much and i bet you're having a very nice life but you probably don't even know the difference between goth and emo, also i hope you had so many different memories that you forgot about that

is there any point in continuing to live as a man if you'll never kill a woman with your penis and spend years embroiled in lengthy legal hearings to avoid going to prison for womanslaughter

>>33782640
Yes.

>>33782654

Think about how video games look from an external POV. You are staring at a screen for hours, pushing buttons to make a score go higher, or progress a story of some sort.

Video games can be enriching experiences but you can enrich yourself in many more ways while also being productive members of society

>>33782668

I don't like black lipstick, but yes I'll still kiss you

>>33782654
What's with these silly questions today?

>>33782679
This is true of all entertainment media.

>>33782654
???
I'm sure this is some kind of troll, but I don't get the point besides farming a bunch of low quality (you)s.

>>33782663
osrs. everyone keeps telling me what to do and getting mad at me for not doing things "right" but i just want to play the game :( also people keep trying to give me money but that ruins the game too

>>33782668
Particularly with the black lipstick.

>>33782665
idk, i'm a woman and don't watch porn

>>33782687
NTA but osrs is one of the worst games for that attitude, other games aren’t like that as much

>>33782679
>you can enrich yourself [...] while also being productive members of society
No, these two things are mutually exclusive.

>>33782668
Like a madman

>>33782687
Oh I see. Well just ignore them. I play Final Fantasy 14 and the people who play that game are almost always really chill.

Do men not realize that the reason they can't get laid is because they give girls like that attention at the drop of a hat?
All they have to do is post a selfie that baits men into engaging with her post and she instantly has like 2000 comments.
Men will open tinder and swipe right on every girl in existence and then wonder why women have such high standards.
It's like you have no understanding of how supply and demand work.
This thread is a perfect example too. Every time a woman posts, nano seconds later she will have 5 (You)s from men simping for her. And then you have the audacity to bitch and whine about how you can't get laid, and about how women only want Chad. No shit, male attention to them is in overabundance.
Have some self respect.

>>33782665
They both don't see each others as humans, just things for entertainment and resource

Hey. Think I'll go out for a bite. Any recommendations?

>>33782699
get a burger

>>33782699
Thin crust pizza or sandwich with a peppery cheese. Deviate from this at your own risk.

>>33782697
(You)

Femanon, would you rather be kidnapped by a moid or kidnap a moid?

>>33782705
Kidnap a moid but i wouldn't make it scary

>>33782697
this. Most men are retards.

>>33782687
I've lately realized I'm guilty of being this kind of player. :( I've gotten a few friends into PokeMMO and I offer to help them get through some of the difficulty spikes or give them absurd QoL items, and then wonder why they don't feel the drive to play anymore.

>>33782705
Dumb question. No woman in history has ever kidnapped a man without killing him, except by accident.

Men, would you date a clingy goth girl like me?

What a dumpy
What a turd cutter
What a plapper
What a brap hog
What a

>>33782716
No, I’m not in a place to date

>>33782703
Sorry man I've had pizza 4 days in a row. I need to eat something different:/. >>33782702
Might do this. But also sick of them. xd

Thanks for the suggestions! Love you xx

>>33782714
I wouldn't kill him

>>33782716
No. Really don't want to date at the moment seriously.

>>33782716
Mhm.

>>33782707
How would you have sex? Wouldn't he overpower you?

Men, what would you do to have a goth gf?

>>33782728
Onlyfans isn’t evil (in fact the ability for the power to be given back to creators is amazing for the industry) but the work is nowhere near worth the pay, the wages are crazy inflated

>>33782716
Are you a subby girl? I'm not interested in dominant girls like all the goth memes

>33782697
Alright, that's it
No (You) for foids
No (You) for foids
No (You) for foids

>>33782729
Yeah he can do that, i will just say sorry for kidnapping him and tell him that he can stay longer if he wants

>>33782730
Be a depressed lazy bum.

>>33782697
Lol, you don't get it. Men know exactly what it takes to get women, they have just decided the trade isn't worth it

>>33782731
>the wages are crazy inflated
Just as it is for actors, musicians, and sports.

>>33782716

Depends, are you the petite skinny kind of goth, or the massive hambeast kind of goth? I swear those are the only 2 types I see

Men, cute goth girls are so kissable, right?

>>33782271
>I was raped
>this means I am allowed to insult other rape victims
What kind of logic is this?

>>33782741
Uh can you tell me? I don't know.

Are your boobs warmer than other areas?

>33782716
No (You) for foids

>>33782737
Rape time.

>>33782743
Agree, although I’d argue sports players aren’t as inflated as the other industries due to the massive physical toll

>>33782084
I don't game, but lemme play with

>>33782748
Yes

>>33782745
Shut up

>>33782746
Your own mentally ill logic, no one said it was okay

I will not reply to foidposts
I will not reply to foidposts
I will not reply to foidposts

Men, do you really think you can handle a goth girl?

Men, what chivalrous gestures do you like doing for women?

Women, what chivalrous gestures do you like men doing for you?

>>33782716
Could you sometimes not call and just text instead, if you're really clingy?

>>33782751
>actually missing the point

YOU'LL GET NO ANSWERS FROM ME!!!

I will not harm people who turned goth into a plain fetish

>>33782756
So why did you do it? Apologize.

Men, would you bring me (an asian goth girl) home to your mom?

>>33782759
I don't want to, they are cringe liberals

>>33782763
>agree with me fully or you’re wrong

>>33782757
Shut the fuck up already.

>>33782697
>nano seconds later she will have 5 (You)s from men simping for her.
Replying isn't simping, holy fuck.
Also, men here outnumber women. So it's not gonna be proportionate.

>>33781983 (OP)
Should I bring up the fact that I got raped by my friend?

>be me
>move to new city
>no friends
>go to expat meetup
>lots of different people but nobody that catches my eye
>default to talking to one of the only girls there
>she's not my type, but easy to talk to
>we keep in touch
>she's always up for going out with me when I don't want to go to an event alone
>fast forward a year
>she's clearly a bit into me, but I ignore the signs cause she's not my type
>go to a party
>end up drinking more than usual because I'm a bit down and not really thinking straight due to recent rejection from a girl I was crushing on
>on the subway going home together
>anon do you want to go to my place cause it's closer
>sure why not
>end up at her place
>she tries to awkward make a move on me
>for some reason this is funny to me, I get fits of laughter
>she laughs too
>I cannot stop laughing
>meanwhile she's already tugging my thing and trying to ride me
>I just give up and let her do her thing despite not consenting
>I just want her to finish so I get catch some sleep
>next time she tries to bring it up
>I astutely pretended I don't remember anything at all

So yeah, I basically got raped my friend.
I don't think it's that big of a deal, to be honest, but it was definitely a breach of trust.
Also how should I go about letting her go, if I don't bring it up?

>>33782766
I was splitting, and I already apologized. I don’t owe (You) anything, janny

>>33782750
I think this is like a date but with extra steps

women
do you have any low-urgency dietary considerations outside of medical stuff
like dairy makes you bloated, no garlic before intimate talking situations, etc

>>33782775
Good boy.

>>33782761
M
Holding open doors, pulling out chairs, holding her close to me, mansplaining (ironically), and calling her lady/madame

>>33782757
Sir, this is the "ask the opposite gender anything" thread

>>33782782
uwu ???

>>33782774
i dont think thats rape anon...not even basically

>>33782761
Holding doors so i can rush into gooning to armored men sooner, picking up things that fell so i don't have to bend over while wearing skirts

I got a four dollar raise :) hope I get a boyfriend soon I can buy him stuff

>>33782773
see>>33782640
>>33782668
>>33782716
Women could be asking the most boring, mundane, google-tier question and men will be all over it.
As pathetic as it is, it would be fine if it weren't for the fact that probably in the same thread those very same men will bitch and complain about not being able to get laid or find a girlfriend.
Also the proportions don't really matter, because if the replies weren't out of horniness then only the quality of the post would attract the most attention, but that's very clearly not the case.

>>33782777
I'm just flattered a woman would take the initiative like that, it assures me I'm wanted. You sound like a sweet girl who deserves romance.

>>33782791
Grats anon

>33782791
>inb4 a million (You)s from simps, like clockwork

>>33782791
Americans are so materialistic.

Ever dated an angelic goth girl before?

>>33782803
Sort of?

>>33782767
What if we don't have good relations with parents?

>>33782797
Well between being kidnapped by a stranger and choosing someone to kidnap, i'd prefer to choose
And kidnapping sounds more comfortable, i don't really trust men when it comes to stage selection

>>33782798
Thank you
>>33782800
I am not American

>>33782791
it should've been me...

>>33782807
That sounds reasonable but are you sure you don't have trust issues...

>>33782759
I don’t know how sex actually works and if my penis could fit in there

Is it ok for me to ask a girl to if she wants to grab a bite or go out for a drink and ask her to bring some friends after we chat for a bit or just ask her for her contact. I need to find a friend or a group to hang out with.

>>33782800
Exactly what I was thinking.
If the bitch was my gf, I'd tell her to put it into the stock market instead.
Then she'd call me boring and greedy and leave me.
Did I tell you how much I hate materialistic women?

No one wants to date clingy goth girls like me :(

>>33782815
Sorry, clingy goth girl

Men, height? Dick size? Body count?

>I want to fuck your gf
>I wouldn't fuck your gf
Which is more offensive to men?

>>33782811
Can't have issues if i didn't have experience first but why would i trust a stranger... a male stranger on top of it, i bet he doesn't even clean his spaces often enough

>>33782818
I always lie on these but this is the super real one
5’10
7 I che
2

>>33782791
Paypal me some for my drugs

>>33782813
I think that it sounds fine

>>33782818
We did this yesterday. Are you tracking me?

>>33782730
Love her

Maybe anon was right, men DO really reply to anything if they think a woman posted it.
How much do you think you would earn as the guy who messages guys on an OnlyFans girl's account?
Seems piss easy.

>>33782818
6'7
Never measure, but it doesn't look small in my hands and my hands are big.
0, not due to lack of opportunities though, I'm just waiting for the one

>>33782818
6,6,6 the number of the beast

>>33782774
>>she tries to awkward make a move on me
>>for some reason this is funny to me, I get fits of laughter
>>she laughs too
>>I cannot stop laughing
>>meanwhile she's already tugging my thing and trying to ride me
>>I just give up and let her do her thing despite not consenting
>>I just want her to finish so I get catch some sleep
Some people die of thirst, while others drown

Post gender, would a better song fix your problems?

>>33782826
Cool. I just don't want to bother anyone but I have to start or I'll be bored to death. Besides not like she'll tell me to fuck off and die.

Men, post your cock measurements please.

>>33782830
I don't know much but i think all those replies are by men getting paid for it but of course they don't care

I will not reply to foidposts
I will not reply to foidposts
I will not reply to foidposts

>>33782819
#2, had a friend who said my sister was ugly, and that pissed me off

>>33782820
my spaces are cleaner than yours and probably smell better too, femcel
how dare you discuss hygiene with me

>>33782774
Did you in any way discourage her verbally or physically or did you just giggle and put your hard dick in her pussy and cum?

What are some good gifts for men?

>>33782788
I explicitly said no, but I was just too tired to deal with her insistence. Plus the fits of laughter were confusing, I guess.

>>33782833
she's not my type and she's probably not your type either, what do you not understand?

>>33782815
What makes you goth?

>>33782818
6’1
6.5 inches
0

>>33782846
Was she fat?

>>33782842
Oh you want me to kidnap you so bad and give you a good nice bath huh???

Men, would you date a goth girl that didn't wear bras?

>>33782837
I’ll do it with the current state of my dick, flaccid, using tape measure app
4 inch
Too lazy for girth

>>33782844
I told her no and I did push her away, but she climbed back. I didn't at all encourage her. She basically rode me like a plastic dildo. I don't remember if I got hard, probably got a semi at best since I was so drunk.

>>33782818
M, 5'10", 6.8"x5.5", 1.

Men, would you date a goth girl that only identified as a goth girl, but didn't always wear goth clothes?

>>33782696
i just don't enjoy the msq at all sadly. it takes like 200 hours to get through and i find the writing to be painful

>>33782854
Can you stop spamming please, i really prefer the i hate women spam at this point

>>33782852
you don't have the heart for that
if you saw a penis irl you would cry or faint or something else embarrassing

>>33782859
NTA, but nice.

Men, what's your height, penis size and number of women you've slept with?

>>33782761

M,I like the idea of "attending" to a woman in fancy dress, like helping her stay stable while walking in high heels or moving things for her because she can't reach or bend

>>33782860
no goth girl is in a full goth outfit 24/7

>>33782851
There's basically no way I can tell you why she isn't attractive without offending 50% of the femanons ITT.
She's not attractive. Let's leave it at that.

>>33782863
I'm on an anonymous image board and i can absolutely lie and say that this is false

>>33782866

5 feet 8 inches
6.5 inches
5 women

Men, how long would you tolerate a clingy goth gf for, before it became too much?

>>33782761
Pay for her/us, bring her gifts, help her do things she can't do herself like open jars or lift heavy stuff, hold the door open, carry her, drive for her most of the time, bathe her, make her cum, hold her hand while crossing the street (technically hold her hand all the time but street crossing is chivalrous), protect her from harm

It doesn't count as simping if she never knows about this

>>33782866
6’9
8.5 inches
314

If I made an onlyfans would atoga moids give me money?

I hate women poster, whatever happened there.

>>33782792
All those posts sound like they were typed by a man baiting those anons

getting large pecs so my gf and I can fondle each other's tits, yay or nay?

>>33782869
Just say why she isn't attractive pussyanon, nta + femanon

What are some foods that men like?
Also, what is your dick size?

Women, would you date a man who was conscripted to fight on the Confederate side of the Civil War but doesn't truly believe in the Lost Cause of the South as an ideology?

>>33782870
good. know your place, femcel. even a sweaty pec might stun you briefly.

>>33782884
I have 8 inch wiener, I like spaghetti

>>33782881
Yesyesyesyeysyesyeysyesyesys

good thing I associate goths and the other altshit with performative pseuds and disingenuous attention whores, your spell doesn't work on me

>>33782884
I like chicken and seafood.
5.5"

>>33782879
His mommy didn't suck his penis enough when he was growing up and now he is resentful from the lack of erotic motherly love.

>>33782814
Can't tell if sarcasm or not.

>>33782879
he finally moved to /lgbt/, so happy for him

>>33782892
Real

>>33782880
and? It worked, which proves my point. Now imagine real women posting it, or making social media posts with their face visible.

>>33782888
cool.
just need a gf with big tits now

>>33782830
>men DO really reply to anything if they think a woman posted it.
Yes.

>>33782878
There's only one whose OF scam I would perhaps consider pay for. Who knows, maybe she had one already, judging by how good she looks.

>>33782886
How do you know so much, was it because of smelly femcels??

>AOC insulted short men, then did it again in her apology video
Lol, women are some clueless. She even used the phrase "short king community".
Holy Fuck.

>>33782896
This anon stops and grabs every coin he sees on the ground

Moids, can you post your height and dick size in units of measurement that aren't used in your country?
Also what tops do you like on women?

>>33782837
4x4

>>33782774
Then why are you leading her on, faggot? Damn, I hope that's bait.

>>33782897
Yesyesyes

>>33782905
I have an 8 inch wiener, I like blouse

>>33782905
No

>>33782905
3x5

Men, would you date me? How tall are you?

>>33782845
Guys tend to like practical (not useless) things, but cool and not boring things too. It really depends on what guy you're with. Some guy will like star wars legos more than another, some will like lego mindstorm more than another. I myself sorta like cooking stuff that are genuinely useful, and genuinely good candles and body maintenance stuff like genuinely good skin care or wash, but lots of guys wouldn't care about these tastes. Some guys will like books more than others. Some will like new gym shorts that look good, or pads, or balls, or drivers, or anything for the sport their into. Maybe tickets to a game, tickets to a museum.

All men want sex, so buying yourself a new lingerie set or a toy for you both to share is a good extra gift, but not only gift

>>33782879
"Whatever happened there"? "Whatever happened there"?? I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit board's femanons put six dildos in him without any provocation whatsoever.

>>33782910
is that an application?

>>33782845
Something he wouldn't get form himself and didn't know he wanted until he had it.

>>33782881
I'm not really into beefcakes but I'm sure other women will appreciate it

>>33782916
nice

>>33782901
My suspicions grew when you didn't reply like a normal sexhaver. Then the evidence grew damning.

Women
What's your hair color and favorite movie?

Men, do you wear clothes to enhance your physique? What are your base measurements (height, dick size, waist/shoulder circumference) and what are those with enhancements in place?

>>33782854
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12IGH4tDT00
See the man's response

>>33782914
Yeah sure why not.
5'11"/180cm

>>33782916
T, you can’t be serious, the guy was a fuckin nutjob, he probably waved at em like a fairy and they thought he was a woman too!

>>33782923
1inch height 10 inch girth

>>33782862
At least this one puts some effort into variation AND formats it believably on topic.

Men,
What's your hair color and favorite movie?

>>33782874
If she be sucking dick all the time then very long.

>>33782896
It doesn't. Not entirely at least. Because it proves you had to fabricate the type of stupid attention seeking question, which means women don't frequently ask those questions.
I have in the past made posts like "tell me you love" but it was in a low moment and Iwanted to feel loved (sue me). Other than that, i don't make posts for engagement.

>>33782930
This shit is making me feel suicidal

>>33782874
In what way is she clingy?

>>33782930
Dyed my hair green last week. Full metal jacket

Men, if you could date a goth girl, would you?
How tall would you like her to be?

>>33782930
Black with red streaks
John Wick

>>33782930
7 inches

>>33782938
No

>>33782922
>>33782930
It's cool how you're trying to guess online password security questions. But the elicitation is pretty obvious.

>>33782902
Is it not typical for a hot woman to demean short men? Feels like those things go hand in hand.

>>33782938
Sure!
20 meters

Girls, are you stinky rn?

>>33782902
Who is AOC? A youtuber? What did she do?

>>33782917
No i don't apply, i kidnap

>>33782933
that still proves my point, because men could and do make posts like that and get ignored, pretty much always (which is a good thing). But women don't. Men will shower them with attention at every opportunity they get, so realistically women never have to say anything meaningful or insightful, they just have to exist.

>>33782905
Tops that she likes herself, midriff exposed tops, arm exposed tops, strapless or thin strap, tops that press tight on her skin to keep her boobs taut and show her figure, soft smooth fabric ones like polyester.

>>33782951
First you have to answer: are you American?

>>33782947
>hot
AOC is many things, but "hot" is not one of them.

>>33782889
So emo is the bastard child of scene and metal?
Also scene is a fucking dumb name for a subculture. Like calling an arts movement modernism.

>>33782952
you're going to kidnap me? how?

>>33782921
How would a normal sexhaver reply?

>>33782950
Only if you finally answer if men like it or not

>>33782956
Nay.

Men, if you could pick your gf clothes out for her, what would you pick.
Also how tall are u + what's your dick size?

>>33782881
i don't like menboobs but i would happily lick a man's nipples

>>33782963
>thats a yes

>>33782938
Anything seemingly liftable or tackleable, so I can take her down onto the bed with some ease.

>>33782964
Thank god
AOC is a politician, Democrat from NY, she’s famous for being young and relatable with deeez keeedz

>>33782965
Bag of cans cans of bags can of bags can of bag

>>33782929
Okay then

>>33782903
NTA. Are... are you not supposed to do that?
Not that anyone has coins to drop anymore.

Men, what is your favorite tv show? Does it have any relation to how big your cock is, or how tall you are?
What is your favorite video game?

>>33782965
Lingerie

>>33782953
i get told off saying nice things to men as well.

>>33782950
No but you are

>>33782969
Cool thanks. I don't want to google it. I'm getting the news like in the old days.

Men, would you date a girl that was insecure about showing her feminine side?
What's your hair color? And what's her hair color?

>>33782976
men don't like that
please educate yourself
they call them baddies for a reason...

>>33782972
It was simply a metaphor
In practice I am a dirty coin picker, best places are bar parking lots

>>33782961
You're safe enough, i need the conditions to be very specific

>>33782668
Both the upper lips and the ones down there

>>33782966
Wtf why do I feel things up there when you said this. Like ugh make it go away. Seriously so strange. Eeeeeeeeee wtffff

>>33782983
what does "baddy" mean?

>>33782980
*cracks beer*
Bit nippy today

Men, would you prefer to be the cook in the relationship, or have your gf do it? What size difference does there have to be for your relationship?

Men, why don't you love me?

Today there's a lot more questions from femanons than usual

>>33782985
It was a dumb metaphor to use, and I still don't understand what was meant by it.

>>33782988
show me where, i'll kiss it better

>>33782976
On here? That's cause they're jealous. Irl no one cares or would say out loud cause it's obviously exposes their "skill issue"

Men, what is your favorite sex position? How often do you get to do it?

>>33782995
It's some crazy anon spamming stuff after that supermarket asian goth girl post, idk how they are so fast even

>>33782994
failed the baddie check

>>33782965
>clothes
Full black outfits for any weather. Plaid skirts. Various sweaters.
>tall
No, 6.
>dick size
6 not pressed.

>>33783002
It's only 1 sentence a minute? Not that fast

Why did one of my airpods not charge? The right was 100% but the left was 2% when I put them in.

Men, would you date a non-virgin?

>>33782996
It means he doesn’t value women because he gets so hyper focused on the (You)s, which are worthless, that he blames the product for being poor. Except, yknow, women aren’t products.

>>33782998
My entire chest, the nipple area especially, feels tingly. Can you fix it doctor?

>ask the opposite gender anything
Having a field day?

>>33783007
Charge the case

would men like to sleep with a girl on the first, second, or third date?

>>33783007
Idk but ts happening to me too twin

>>33783006
I can't come up with multiple questions in a single hour

>>33783008
I want to because if we ever got into bed together I would need someone with experience.

why do men only ever think about sex? Do you not realize that there is more to relationships than that?

>>33783010
Sure. Purple nurple *squeezes*

>>33783008
>>33783001
>>33782994
>>33782991
>>33782973
The same protokaren

I will not reply to foidposts
I will not reply to foidposts
I will not reply to foidposts

>>33782978
A little

>>33783016
unlike women, I'm not in a race to slut myself out.

>>33782921
>>33782921
>>33782921
>>33782962
Please reply

>>33783023
AIEEEEEEEE!!

>>33782818
F
5’8
0 in
1

I was told moids like goth girls, so...here I am, what now?

>>33783009
Ok, thank you for explaining that to me. I still don't understand how coin picking compares to that, but I'll chalk that up to me being slow.

>>33783014
No the case is fine. The left is charging now though.

Day 2 nofap. God is real but why do I have no gf

>>33782963
I get noticeably musky after like 3 days no shower, which is why I try to shower every 2 days. So 2-4 day girl musk is good horny sex smell.

>>33783034
ŴĚSŠŞȘĖẼYYŮØ

>>33783034
Tits or gtfo

do men really like to have their balls licked?