Thread 33790797

Pretty much one of the only things I like about myself so of course it has to go. My father still has a full head of hair in his 50's. My younger brother is already thinning much worse than me, bad luck. If I go bald before 40 I'm going to kill myself. Chat, I may be cooked. What do

>>33790797 (OP)
Who wants fat hair?

>>33790797 (OP)
I'm 30 and balding (noorwood 4 now I think). It sucks ass but it's fixable. I'm getting a 4000+ graft hair transplant next year. They work but they're expensive unless you gamble on Turkish clinics.

>>33790816
Oh yeah I forgot to add OP, if you do go bald, don't be one of those huge fags who takes a razor to their scalp and then throws a bunch of weights around acting like a macho gorilla to overcompensate for looking like a freshly circumcised cock.


Being bald is basically God's way of giving you penance. Bald men are subhuman, including myself. I have been in favour of state mandated hair transplants for bald men for decades now but it'd obviously be a contentious issue with taxpayers. Still, probably a better use of tax dollars than sending it to Israel and Ukraine for transgender lessons.

>>33790825
If God is making me bald then again I'll just kill myself to spite him. Not fair. Didn't ask to be created a flawed human in a fallen world. There's no real reason to live at the point he forces you to be short fat ugly and bald so I doubt he'd be very angry.

Baldness is masculine so commit to masculinity and embrace it or you will forever be an ugly baldING creep

>>33790834
Baldness is male menopause it isn't masculine it's geriatric

>>33790797 (OP)
Fin and min. Now.