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What is the biggest goal you want to achieve in the next 2-3 years?

>>33794804
Become filthy rich

>>33794804
F. Have 2 kids.

>>33794804
F
Finding a bf

>>33794805
M.
Also, grow my penis size two inches through proven scientific methods

>>33794804
Male
Getting a gf

>>33794810
>>33794807
Get together

>>33794812
She doesn't want me

Gender, what’s your favorite restaurant? Whether chain or local (don’t name them in that case).

>>33794791 (OP)
At least he's got a hobby...

>>33794804
M
I don't think society will still be around in it's current form in 3 years.

>>33794814
My favorite local shop is an ethnic shit that serves a specific dough , beans, chicken combo . Naming the exact store or type of food would be a doxx.
Favorite chain is Popeyes or Smashburger

>>33794804
M
lose weight, realize that it doesnt matter and rope myself after it.

>>33794804
Batman.
Fight crime.

>>33794804
M
I need to release my album. I kinda want to start a band because lyrics aren’t my strong suit but I’ve already begun composing a couple of riffs, bass, drum parts, and 4 guitar solos. I’d also like to have a lovely gf by then but we’ll see. I need someone that isn’t weirded out by my lifestyle or wouldn’t get mad at me for not being able to spend as much time as she’d like with me

>>33794821
you're not going to need to fight crime in 3 years. Trump will have public crime pretty much solved by then.

>>33794814
Male
My favorite chain is Chick-fil-a, but my favorite place overall is a a local BBQ place from my hometown. They have some really great dishes, including one of those burgers where you're guaranteed to make a mess while eating it, but it's totally worth it.

>>33794804
F sex with the opposite gender, possibly

>>33794826
>F sex with the opposite gender,
We can both fix that for each other

>>33794826
Whats stopping you from doing it this weekend?

>>33794804
M

To still be alive . I can tell my end is near

>>33794814
There’s this Greek-American (fusion I think you’d call it?) place that has amazing food and the best fries I’ve ever had. They also have a Greek fried chicken and it’s the most tender, juiciest, well seasoned piece of chicken I’ve ever eaten

>>33794814
F. My favorite chain would be Chick-fil-A, it's usually my first stop when I visit the US.
My favorite restaurant is a restaurant in a town neabry, they make traditional food from my area but with a modern twist. I've gone 5 times in the last year and every time I thought it was absolutely exceptional.

>>33794832
I'm not desperate for it and i need the right person and situation for it

Also vaginismus

>>33794804
M. Find a reason to live, I guess. I'm not a fan of the soulless modern world.

>>33794834
I feel you, bro.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33794812
I don’t know him

>>33794845
I respect that you're still posting this, but probably with a time machine to a past era that's gone forever.

>>33794804
M

Roughly speaking I'm planning to get 2 promotions in the next 3 years and buy my first property.

>>33794840
Isnt vaginismus a psychosomatic thing?

>>33794813
>>33794846
You guys are killing me

Girls, do you want an ambitious man?

>>33794854
Mostly yeah and i don't want to make the other person suffer through that

>>33794860
Helping a girl get over her anxieties is not suffering
Guys are pretty willing to help with anything as long as you're nice to us and don't blame it on us, just give the guy orders to follow like "do this, then do that, then we can try this," whatever
Make him help with the dilators and shit, and act super grateful like an old-school woman would do, he'll feel useful

State gender. What's the most expensive item you own that you use daily?

>>33794859
Frankly, no. It is important for me that he invests most of his energy on our marriage and our family. I do want him to have a job and to be able to support himself, and obviously I would not leave a guy if he had to momentarily focus more on his job for a specific goal, but I'd want our family to be a priority for him.

>>33794867
M
Computer

>>33794867
M. If the car counts, that'll be everyone's answer. Otherwise my computer. Otherwise, my phone. Otherwise... my sunglasses, I think.

>>33794867
F. My laptop, it was about 900€. I did not pay for my car so I would not include that.

>>33794867
My house

>>33794867
Nothing's more expensive than the car that costed thousands of dollars

>>33794865
I have no idea what kind of girls you've been with but okay i guess, thanks? I'll see, i have to get over a lot of things first

>>33794867
M
my prosthetic leg

This terrifies the jeet

>>33794888
Is it possible to "get over things" alone? Is it easier for women? Asking for real, I guess, since I haven't had a lot of luck doing that myself. It's a lot harder to believe in abstracts than real people, I think. I think if you find someone you like and trust, it's easier to believe in them than to believe in philosophies. Though maybe that's just me.

>>33794867
I think the car is cheating so I’ll go with my main guitar

>>33794897
Police in Canada have started using pic rel instead of traditional pepper spray

>>33794881
Actually I want to change my answer, the espresso machine cost more than my computer.
Worth it, though.

>>33794882
Europoors aren’t allowed to own motor vechicles

>>33794903
>they fell for the barrister pro meme
Never trust women with money bros

>>33794857
Just being realistic, anon

>>33794901
It's complicated up here. you've gotta use the deodorant against the indians and pakistanis, but then you can't use it against the arabs because they're already wearing too much and it just makes them more powerful.

>>33794884
>costed
Fuck off ESL non-white shitter

>>33794904
That is news to me, I've been driving myself around since I was 16.

>>33794898
I think it depends from what you're struggling with and yourself, so far being on my own helped me a lot and it's more comfortable than opening up to others, but there are limits to both. I think most progress comes from yourself alone no matter what

Sex is complicated though, that's why i need 3 years to get there

>>33794860
Can't you just do oral on each other?

>>33794912
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA kek wouldn’t use that around a naked flame

>>33794867
Male
If my car doesn't count, then easily my PC

It's funny how the hatred of Indian people's increasing presence online might actually bring about a renaissance of people caring about their spelling and grammar again as to not be accidentally confused with one.

>>33794914
Surprised you’re still allowed to have a drivers license tranny

>>33794917
I'm not into receiving and i would still want to have actual sex

>>33794911
You should fix that mindset if finding someone is your biggest goal

>>33794924
You're odd.

>>33794922
It’s funny how literally everyone around the world is united together in racism towards them

>>33794926
I would if it was just a mindset.

>>33794929
Don't reply to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJAJIZwju9M

Has been playing in my head on repeat for the past 48 hours straight and I can feel my brains leaking out of my ears.
Help me out, what is your gender and one of your favorite brainworms?

>>33794804
M
die

>>33794929
Hi Blueberry

>>33794925
>I'm not into receiving
Have you even had any kind of sex or an orgasm by yourself?

wishing a great sunday to the blonde femanons

>>33794933
Good morning saar!

>>33794934
I work with kids, I unironically hear "baa baa black sheep" and "wheels on the bus" in my sleep...

>>33794941
Nobody likes you ESL simp faggot fuck off and die in a hole

>>33794944
Are you the anon who would always answer when I asked what cute things women have done today in the past?

>>33794941
Damn is she indian? Probably smells like curry

>>33794932
This is why you're still single

>>33794941
Why do people, or at least you, pretend that sydney sweeney being blonde matters? what matters is the size of her tits (and I guess being white for some people). Not her hair color, and you know it.

>>33794922
>It's funny how the hatred of Indian people's increasing presence online might actually bring about a renaissance of people caring about their spelling and grammar again as to not be accidentally confused with one.

>>33794949
You've got the causation backward.

>>33794946
Yeah! Kids are still being cute. Even if they torment me with their songs.

>>33794945
why are you angry anon?

>>33794939
No sex, i only had 2 orgasms but i don't actively seek that
I just have things i'm into and things i'm not, like i wouldn't doubt a man saying he doesn't enjoy getting pegged if he never had that

>>33794956
Keep up the good work. Hopefully you're over the frozen years by now anyway.

>>33794942
I know I shouldn't interact with you ENTJ, but I can't help but note how accurate the balding spot is. Whoever drew this is an ~artiste~

>>33794941
Damn she's hawt

>>33794931
What's interesting is I cannot tell if any of these images are AI generated. That's how bad I "think" India is from all the bad press they get.

>>33794958
I think most people would think a guy was weird if he said "I just want to have sex but I don't really like busting, I can take it or leave it." What is it you're hoping to get out of having sex? Is it related to sexual arousal or is it some other psychological need?

>>33794957
You’re a degenerate virgin pajeet coomer that should be posting on /b or somewhere else, it’s so funny making your life a living hell and it costs nothing lmao

>>33794959
I regret to inform you I ordered a 1000 frozen stickers pack yesterday. I don't think we'll ever be over the frozen years.

My newest kid is this very blonde 4 year old who loves to dress up as Elsa and sings let it go for me at the end of every session. She asks me to braid her hair at the end of every session before she goes dress up. I frankly love her so much.

>>33794969
I mean *I* like the Frozen songs. I just don't have kids or have to be around them so I haven't heard let it go 900 million times.

>>33794960
>now he’s balding as well as manlet and brown
Bro you are the real life example of a complete failure, how are you even still alive?

>>33794965
Pic rel is real (not AI) taken from the Canadian Space Centre this morning designed to compete with Elon Musk’s H1B rocket

>>33794972
I do like some Frozen songs too. I liked them more when I didn't have to listen to them 2-3 times a day.

The last disney movie that had a soundtrack I actually loved was Encanto tho, I listened to Dor Oruguitas thousands of times in my free time lol

>>33794974
la concha de tu madre

>>33794974
>how are you even still alive?
They are immune to shame and embarrassment and believe that they are superior to you

>>33794967
I don't really understand what you're saying, i just don't like self pleasure and i want to feel it nice things only with the person i love instead, and those nice things aren't focused on my own pleasure only like that
I'm not hoping to get anything, sex would come with a serious relationship and i would be happy to find someone i feel close to like that, and i used to wish to not have any sexual interests but i can't easily ignore that anymore and since i can say silly things here i was just more direct about it

>>33794980
We are the true Aryans

>>33794980
Pajeets are fucking gay, they should all be designed with a kill switch that we can turn off at once killing them instantly

>>33794982
>national average IQ lower than sub 80 percentile
You will never be white Vrajesh

>>33794857
I trust his judgement.

>>33794859
Sure

>>33794981
Some women have such a weird and abstracted way of thinking about sex.

>>33794989
Yeah i do, that's also why i'm still a virgin

Girls
How do you feel about having your relentlessly face covered with kisses after being tackled into bed?

>>33794965
Bro that’s not AI you are Indian and your country is considered hell on earth go back to where you came from shitdemon

>>33794984
Once we get into your countries, you'll get rid of us. We'll infest every nook and cranny. Nazis thought of jews as rats, but we're more resilient, like cockroaches.

>>33794995
you'll never*

>>33794995
Trump is sending you all back lmao it’s over for H1B’s

>>33794992
I'm a fan. I put a duvet on yesterday, it's very cozy and I really missed my husband :(

>>33794995
Saar is living in Cybershitter 2077 with flying shit drones and cybernetic toilets

>>33794995
JAI SHRE RAM SAAR DO NOT REDEEM

Women, do you like kisses in places like your shoulders, your hands, your hair, etc. while cuddling, or would you prefer if he just kissed your lips/cheek?

>>33795004
Best way to kill a cockroach imo

having some massive doubts about my first relationship, 4 months in now. while i am still attracted to her and enjoy time together, there are moments i feel like we aren’t a fit. it doesn’t help that she has no filter (autism) and she said stuff that triggered retroactive jealousy for me

idk what im supposed to feel at this point. she on the other hand talks about us being meant to be, moving out together etc. should i just ‘know’ we ate a good couple or is love actively choosing for each other?

>>33795005
Head, neck and chest too

>>33795008
This is never going to work out you’re both too autistic for each other

>>33795002
Your countries are shitholes too. You might be tempted to argue that your countries aren't shitholes, but that's exactly the reason we're coming in droves: attracted to your countries like a fly to shit

>>33795008
Life is not perfect, just look at other girls and decide for yourself if you'd rather stick with this one, or roll the dice again and hope you find someone better

>>33795005
All over. Even if I really like being caressed the most. And getting soft scratchies.

I'm pretty much a pet.

Why doesn’t he just go back to where he came from? Does he not feel any shame or guilt?

>>33795004
>JAI SHRE RAM SAAR
Exactly! You're already adapting to the soon-to-be dominant culture

>>33795013
You’re literally living in Toronto pajeet, if India is so great then why don’t you want to go back lmao

Bye anons

>>33795021
Bye.

>>33795021
Where ya going?

>>33795019
>he doesn’t know it’s an anti-jeet dog whistle
Kek pajeets are harmless literally nobody is intimidated by a street shitter, disgusted and repulsed but not surprised lmao

>>33795008
There will be tough moments when you will have to choose each other and choose to be committed to the relationship, but you should not have a hard time after 4 months together.
At 4 months you should still be deep in the honeymoon phase - excited to be around each other, happy, everything should be easy.

What makes you think you guys are a good fit? What makes you think you aren't?

>>33795023
He’s going to kill himself from receiving so much anti-indian hate in Cybershitter 2077

>>33795020
Competition, that's why. You're not so smart, that's why we're taking over your countries.
In India, there are too many of us. In Toronto, there aren't as many (yet). If I want to shit on the train tracks, there are a 100 doing it. In Toronto, not as many train track shitters.

State gender.
When was your last goon sesh?

>>33795032
Male
I haven't had a proper goon session in about a month. Just a quick jerk a couple times a week.

>>33795031
Fucking LOL that’s going in the intro

>>33795025
Bhenchod chutiya pussy!
Why you have man in lipstick on your computer? You like men? Sorry, I don't like you

>>33795032
F
Several weeks, it’s been busy.

>>33795010
>>33795015
>>33795005
I wish I had a gf to treat this way

Just realized that my bathroom is connected to my neighbours bedroom wall and my bathroom window is adjacent to their bedroom balcony, imagine waking up to a stinky shit every morning before going to work lol

State gender. Have you ever been chatfished? Would you chatfish anyone? Why, or why not?

>inb4 What's that?
Using ChatGPT to compose messages when you're taking to someone on a dating app.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/oct/12/chatgpt-ed-into-bed-chatfishing-on-dating-apps

Anyone reading any good books? I'm reading Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon. Very interesting novel about the guys who were contracted to draw the boundary line between Pennsylvania and Maryland.

>>33795036
You legit look like Pennywise

>>33795041
Pajeet having a melty crying seething and coping like a little bloody bitch pussy saar!

>>33795045
M. I don't even want to think about that. The fact that women are aroused by soulless corporate word vomit AI slop does not make me feel any better

>>33795045
I was catfished by a known tranny in /atoga/ and I haven’t recovered since, everyday he makes fun of me I can’t take it anymore I’m going to curry myself in vindaloo (Portuguese)

>>33795049
It's not like you're sending them sonnets. How are they supposed to know it's a computer saying "I want to fuck your pussy."

>>33794804
M

what I should say: finish my doctorate
what I want to say: find a wife

>>33795050
Pajeet loves BlueValkyrie cock in his tight little brown bussy cumming curry on that BWC

>>33795026
i never really had butterflies or anything like that, she has mentioned the same. however, she said she feels completely comfortable around me (no masking) and that only me and her sister see this version of herself. she says she feels a different type of deeper love for me, unlike her past.

i feel like i can be myself around her too, but sometimes i notice myself holding back. we are a good fit in the sense that we are attracted to each other, can talk with ease and want to be around each other (her more than me). my doubts are perhaps rooted in insecurity, about not having those butterflies both ways and different interests/humor, despite having some that overlap.

>>33794854
>Isnt vaginismus a psychosomatic thing?
Not remotely, no. Where would you get that idea? It's a physical reaction. Imagine you feel a sudden jet of air blowing against your eye - it would make you blink involuntarily. Or imagine you suddenly see something swinging towards your face - you would automatically flinch or duck without choosing to. Vaginismus is like that: an automatic, involuntary muscle contraction.

>>33795046
I just started The Hero of Ages, the 3rd Mistborn book

We'll see how long it takes me to read since book 2 took me like almost 4 months to get through (I dropped it twice, but I loved the ending).

>>33794859
>Girls, do you want an ambitious man?
Yes, but not if it tips over into being a narcissist or a workaholic.

At first I could not fall asleep because I had endless secual fantasies about
>her
Then I woke up from a nightmare where I was hunted.

>>33795053
What does the AI even say to the women?

"It appears you are searching for a desirable male partner. There are many factors that play a role in finding such a person. Among them are self-confidence, physical attractiveness, and humor. This candidate possesses most of those attributes, and may offer a good fit for the role in question here. Dive Deeper with a subscription."

>>33795045
F. No, I'm old. I've been with the same guy since before ChatGPT existed.

One of the first thing I noticed positively about my moid is his writing style, he is very deliberate in choosing his words. I don't think I'd be chatfished by chat gpt.

>>33794867
Penis

>>33795048
You keep generating pics of explosive shit, it's clear you want to be loo to some Indian femboy's poo (like Dubai porta potty, but it's India)

>>33795060
Have you tried not being indian?

>>33794867
>What's the most expensive item you own that you use daily?
M. My house. Or, if you mean something smaller, then it would be my television if we're basing it on what it would have cost when the model first came out. In terms of possible second hand resale value now, possibly my phone?

>>33795046
F
Not sure if it’s good yet, but just got Metro 2033. People seem to really like it

>>33795065
Hey man that’s the Indian space program you’re talking about, didn’t you know were sending balding manlet indian men into space?

>>33795056
>i never really had butterflies or anything like that
Have you had them for other people? If so, what do you think is different with her?

>sometimes i notice myself holding back
How come?

I don't think that not sharing interests is that big of a deal personally. You can get into each other's interests, or find new things you like together.
Not having similar sense of humor and not making each other laugh would be a much bigger issue to me. Do you laugh together?

I'll have to go to the grocery store soon, I'll get around to replying eventually tho.

>>33795057
I agree with that too but i'm just not casual enough about it personally

>>33794967
>I think most people would think a guy was weird if he said "I just want to have sex but I don't really like busting, I can take it or leave it."
You wait till you get older, mate.

>>33794981
>i just don't like self pleasure
(NTA) That's something you might want to work on. In my experience it's essentially impossible for a woman to enjoy sex if she hasn't learned how her body works via masturbation first.

I just don't get it. Is atoga really the best place to be spreading your message and wasting your efforts? Surely there are places where your posts will be seen and reacted to by many more.

>>33795077
nta also and heard a funny quote about this once.
"Trying to have sex without masturbating is like trying to play in a band without knowing how to play your own instrument."

>>33795078
Personally, I don't get along with normies, never have. I talk to you people because you're weird and insane. I actually go to /pol/ to talk to those people because they're even more insane, I don't even care about politics. I just can't handle talking to normies and pretending to be one all day.

>>33795077
What if it's just that i prefer others touching me instead? I don't feel anything special from my own touch

>>33795069
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!

I'll see to it that a femboy defecates on you and gets launched to outer space in the process

>>33795081
nta but you're supposed to imagine hot things happening while touching yourself
or look at stuff, or read stuff, whatever helps with the imagination
is there nothing you desire in your mind?

I have to leave to find ENTJ a femboy who'll take a duke on him
See you, everyone!

It's 2am
I finally walked back to my room after a long night of drinking
our other friends left around midnight
I yapped with my taken friend who was hosting us for a bit while watching music videos
talked with her about the other girl and concluded she's probably not interested in me and when she asked me what I liked about her I couldn't say anything beyond her being attractive and fun to be around
she talked about how her bf is paranoid about her cheating on him because his last gf did a study abroad in America and did the same thing when she'd never do such a thing
says she loves him but he wants them to live in his home country while she wants to live in korea
he called her after waking up 3 hours after a night out of drinking until 6am
she mentioned I was here and I felt weird so I took the chance to go to the bathroom
she explained that she likes rap because she likes the tunes and doesn't understand the lyrics, and if she did she'd probably hate it
I opened snapchat to see if drunk homegirl got home but instead took a snap of her feet on my lap because I don't actually fucking know why, I abandoned the pic but she asked me why I did it and I had to explain what "I'm on autopilot" means
everything seems uncertain and shitty for everyone right now and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. Feels like all there is to do is to have fun in the moment instead.

Anyway the girls did a good job representing women and I still like the gender as a whole. Keep it up, ladies. I'll probably regret making this post in the morning because spreadsheet anon is gonna have a fucking field day with this one.

>>33795085
good job bro, gotta work out more so this happens to me
though they'll call me "short king" instead

>>33795083
Yeah there are things that i desire but i can't really apply them physically or just can't compare them like that...
It's a bit difficult to explain it fully, sorry if i seem odd about all of that stuff

>>33795046
>>33795058
I did a side by side read of some western paperback slop from the 70s and a post-2000s fantasy novel and the forgettable western slop scored higher in every category. I've read so many books I now hate reading what's left. The truly talented authors writing truly good fiction books post-2000 are all dead or approaching it fast (ie. Pynchon is like, 90?). I'm so done with shit like Mistborn.

>>33795085
What did you do, chad

>>33795089
>It's a bit difficult to explain it fully
Nta
Try it.

>>33795058
It took you 4 months to read a Brando Sando book? The guy's not exactly known for dense prose.
>>33795068
Never heard of this but it sounds like your bog standard post apocalyspe stuff.

>>33795061
>What does the AI even say to the women?
Did you read the article?

>>33795089
well there's all kiinds of crazy fetishes people have that they can't satisfy in real life because of biology or the laws of physics... just go to /d/ and see
for that stuff, masturbation isn't just possible, it's the only way. isn't it?

>>33795090
Books, anime, movies. It's all worse now.

>>33795088
it's flattering for sure, i feel a bit too schizo to be chad but she's had great judgment so far so i'll trust her word. i think it has had more to do with vibe than being worked out, though (of which i'm not at all lmao)

>>33795090
sanderson's prose is mid
sanderson's characters are mid
sanderson's setting and overarching story of the Cosmere is the only part that's interesting and convincing me to continue on with this shit

>>33795094
no it took me 4 months because I stopped reading for about 2 separate months

>>33794804
M, death

>>33795101
Such an edgy little boy!

>>33795092
i think i come off gentle and high energy, she seems to fuck w/that

>>33795081
>What if it's just that i prefer others touching me instead?
I think most people enjoy good sex more than they enjoy masturbating. Think of masturbation as practice or training: you need to study your body works.

>>33795090
>I've read so many books I now hate reading what's left
I don't think it's realistically possible for you to have read the majority of good novels, let alone all of them.

>>33794968
im not indian, im from europe

>>33795095
I admit, I don't want to read this shit any more, I don't want to hear any more about the postmodern nightmare I hope we all wake up from soon. I did go and read the article after you called me out and the only takeaway I have from it is "holy crap, I've dated such NPCs I wouldn't even notice if they used chatGPT for every single reply on bumble"
Touring test passed, I guess. Or maybe we have failed the Turing Test, I guess.

>>33794814
M, I don't go to restaurants
>>33794867
Probably my phone and it's not that expensive
>>33795032
Goon seshes are degenerate
>>33795046
I'm reading a couple of books but they're mid
>>33795102
Lol
It's true though I have no other goals. I fail at literally everything

>>33795093
I don't know, i like to feel the strenght, warmth and weight of the other person, and it's not about my own sensations but what they're taking from me or doing, why they enjoy it and such
I can't replicate all of that in the same way alone and if i can't feel the presence of the other person doing things to me i'm just not into it. I can get aroused and all by ideas but just not by masturbation that's all, that feels like just washing an apple idk

ladies, thoughts on neck tattoos on men?

>>33795021
Laters

>>33795111
Don't tell anyone but i actually like tattoos on men, neck ones can be very cute

What do men want?

>>33795115
A woman who loves them and is nice to them

>>33795115
To be dead

>>33795108
>the only takeaway I have from it is "holy crap, I've dated such NPCs I wouldn't even notice if they used chatGPT for every single reply on bumble"
It's clear that ChatGPT does a *better* job than most human males are capable of. I don't think one should blame technology for this, though; one should blame men

>>33795115
>What do men want?
Skilled blow jobs. That's basically it.

>>33795109
Already ban evading, again, huh sexpest.

>>33795116
What have you done to deserve that treatment from them?

>>33795126
Nothing
>>33795123
What's it to ya

>>33795110
>I don't know, i like to feel the strenght, warmth and weight of the other person, and it's not about my own sensations but what they're taking from me or doing, why they enjoy it and such
(NTA) You can't imagine all of that? Or watch a movie/porn with that happening and self-insert?

>>33795045
m
i have not. i would not. i would also block anyone that did that to me with any regularity.
i help train these things, i can tell when text has been generated so likely i would immediately avoid someone that did that generally (i might not at the start because i can't really blame them for trying to optimize the numbers game aspect of dating)

>>33795120
Better job at what? Being obedient, formulaic, tedious, and telling people what they want to hear? I don't know, I think I'll be the last person on earth to join this AI bubble. I just don't see what people see in it. I guess that's why I like this website, it's sort of exactly the opposite. Bad grammar and dubious morals, but you can tell you're talking to sentient animals, at least, and not copypasta machines.

>>33795115
Purpose and meaning

>>33794804
M
Get my dream job as a full-time at pest control

>>33795094
I like post apocalypse stuff, usually the ideas are better than the actual presentation though

>>33795131
>Better job at what?
Well, from the article:
>They’d matched on the dating app Hinge and built a rapport that quickly became something deeper. “From the beginning he was asking very open-ended questions, and that felt refreshing,” says Rachel. One early message from her match read: “I’ve been reading a bit about attachment styles lately, it’s helped me to understand myself better – and the type of partner I should be looking for. Have you ever looked at yours? Do you know your attachment style?” “It was like he was genuinely trying to get to know me on a deeper level. The questions felt a lot more thoughtful than the usual, ‘How’s your day going?’” she says.

>>33795111
Probably too much, but I like tattoos in general

>>33795135
Have you read the Lilith's Brood trilogy by Octavia Butler?

>>33795131
>I don't know, I think I'll be the last person on earth to join this AI bubble. I just don't see what people see in it.
My wife has got very into ChatGPT just this past week or two. She's been using it to write a sort of collaborative fan-fiction, and says she was surprised by how good the output was: that it managed to come up with plot twists that were both logical and unexpected, that it was genuinely funny, and that it captured the way canon characters spoke and acted very accurately.

>>33795141
No looked it up. Looks weird hehe

>>33795138
Kek. The "attachment style" stuff is funny to me since it's an example of American culture foisting dubious ideas onto the world. Everyone around the planet now has to learn our new fantastic ideas about romantic psychology even though we suck at relationships. I was abroad for a month and it was amusing to see them fumbling with those American-isms, like attachment style, emotional availability, self-worth, manifesting, etc. I wonder if the Italians or Spaniards had conquered the world, if we'd all be having more sex, learning about sex positions or sexual compatibility from them instead. I don't know, maybe I've heard too much of that shit and I'm sick of it. AI is copypasting it because it read it from the articles our journalists have written twenty million times. But like the AI, I read those articles too, I can't imagine wanting to hear that shit on a date. I don't know what my point is, I guess I feel like that formulaic language is how we in the West use psychotherapy-speak to avoid being vulnerable with our real feelings and desires for other people.
AI is just helping us do that, I think. Helping people hide from being real and helping them speak in fake-lish.

>>33795123
Well I have to get out of bed and do things now an an absolutely dreading it
Thank god I at least don't have to go to work today
Gonna start drinking now also just get through the day

>>33795146
Seems to defeat the point of writing as a creative exercise.

>>33795115
tiddies

>>33795110
>that feels like just washing an apple
This sounds like an ESL idiom. lol
But anyway, what are some things you like to experience with a potential partner?
Your first sentence makes me think if you are primarily interested in being acted upon. Maybe even becoming a sextoy for him, to put it very bluntly. Correct me if I am wrong.

>>33795115
The means to live a comfortable life without having to work, and going on adventures from time to time.

I wish I didn't have insomnia. I look like I aged thirty years when I don't get enough sleep.

>>33795159
RIP
have you tried any treatments for it
I hope your sleep improves
Iktf I also slept terribly last night

>>33795149
you would do well to scrutinize psychology a bit better. attachment theory is one of the only few useful things to come out of a notoriously shitty field

>>33795115
Hunt
eat
task
accomplishment
Secure waifu
Sexo
God
Saying yes dear because her brain is different than yours and she thinks of the other things and it's worth keeping her happy for access to her heavenly whisper in your ear about these other things
Fire
The sun and stars
Novel sensory experiences

>>33795161
I mean, it's not like I disagree with it as a psychological theory, I minored in psychology and enjoy learning it. I guess I don't like that the whole world is learning more psychology theory and having less sex.
It should work like this: we learn more about ourselves and each other -----> We become better partners, lovers, and have more good relationships and good sex.
So... why does it look like the opposite? We can communicate better. Empathize better. Understand and listen better.

But yet our stupid-ass ancestors who thought psychiatry was evil, medicine was witchcraft, and beating your wife at least once a month is necessary for a good marriage, had three times as much sex as us. We're a species of clowns, aren't we?

>>33795160
Can't be assed to look into treatment options. Thanks tho, hope you get some rest too.

Do non white women really lust after white men
just saw some Indian chicks with fat butts at the gym

>>33795171
Real
I'm sorry though I really hope it does get better for you
Just gonna power through the day with coffee and hopefully sleep better tonight (at least the house should be quieter also)

>>33795159
Just go for the fucked up femcel look.

>>33795173
Not really

>>33795169
oh, i doubt the less sex has much to do with psychology entering the zeitgeist at all, much more probable it has to do with environmental contamination coupled with technology making dramatically increasing introversion
>We're a species of clowns, aren't we?
absolutely and it is exhausting

>>33795123
I'm not gonna quit my job cause I need the money but I think I'm just gonna apply to other jobs desu and take the first thing I can get so I can have a fresh start. I hate ruining my reputation and being seen as a crazy loser everywhere I go

>>33795179
>I'm not gonna quit my job
Good
>I think I'm just gonna apply to other jobs desu and take the first thing I can get
Why? The bar job seems to suit you.
>I hate ruining my reputation and being seen as a crazy loser everywhere I go
That's going to keep happening no matter where you go. Better to stay in a good place and let everyone just get used to your idiosyncrasies. IMO.

>>33794814
It was a small "italian" place in my hometown but those people retired. They had a good extremely thin crust pizza with thin sliced tomatos ("crispino") and shirazi salad. (Yes I know it's iranian, I learned how to make it too)

But now it's probably the indian place over at the beach or the southern cuisine place in my city.

Any ladies want to talk about their experiences with massive cocks?

>>33795189
No.. I have no experience

>>33795189
I love it when the femanon who only happened to take large cocks talks about it.

>>33795060
I woke up to pee and now the rain is too light to fall asleep to. Oops.

>>33795191
Would you like to? Is there a particular guy you think of?
>>33795192
OMG WHERE

>>33795078
I just want to help somehow but
>>33795079
>Personally, I don't get along with normies, never have. I talk to you people because you're weird and insane.
Same. Probably the autism in me.

>>33795184
Also I could've worked an extra day today 11:30am-10:15pm and made good money but I asked my colleague to cover (tbf he was off sick so prolly appreciates the hours)
>The bar job seems to suit you
Nah I'm terrible at it lol, I'm not good at dealing with people at all, or bantering with people, and cause of my ADHD I'm very forgetful, I'm a bad fit. I imagine they only haven't fired me cause they're desperate for staff
>going to keep happening no matter where you go
I suppose you're right with this, historically speaking
>everyone just get used to your idiosyncrasies
Would you want to work with a bipolar retard who's having hallucinations at work and talks to people who aren't even there kek. It's just not a good look
Thanks though, your reasonable input and compassion is appreciated

>>33795115
Cute girl's bare feet on my lap

>>33794814
i honestly do really love indian food, those fuckers know what they're doing if we're being honest

Femanon, you know misha collins said bill clinton was fuckable, right? Or is this real yaoi for you to schlick to?

>>33795169
>our stupid-ass ancestors who thought psychiatry was evil, medicine was witchcraft, and beating your wife at least once a month is necessary for a good marriage, had three times as much sex as us.
That simply isn't true. In the days before contraception, not having sex was the only way to avoid pregnancy, and if your health was bad and you had to work, getting pregnant again could kill you. I suspect the vast majority of bedrooms back then were dead.

>>33795173
>Do non white women really lust after white men
No.

>>33794867
M

My laptop I guess. If that's too easy, then probably my Redwing boots.

>>33795194
There is a guy I like, but I don’t know his size hehe. don’t think I can handle anything extreme but I’m open to try

>>33795173
indian girls lust after anglos specifically

>>33794814
>what’s your favorite restaurant?
M. A lot of the places I used to like have closed lately. But there's an Indian place I go to regularly which is quite nice. It's not posh, but they do a lot of special "feast" menus. For their 15th anniversary they did a 15-dish feast which was great value.

>>33795205
One way they dealt with it was having the kids (the country method).
Another (the city method), from what I heard from old people who lived before contraception, was having a scary amount of abortions. It's something I didn't realize was so common before I heard them explain.

>>33795209
>indian girls lust after anglos specifically
They don't. Their mothers have told them every day of their lives that white men only ever want sex and nothing else from brown women.

>>33795189
>Any ladies want to talk about their experiences with massive cocks?
F. My ex had an above average sized penis, particularly girthy. He had to get specialist condoms. The sex requires a lot more preparation and some positions are inherently risky.

>>33795214
>having a scary amount of abortions
That happened a lot, yes, but that was also potentially fatal, so not something to embark on lightly.

>>33794791 (OP)
I'm equal parts charmed and terrified by how naive and adhd my girl is

I could EASILY cheat on her and gaslight her into thinking it's her pussy's yucky smell or something like that made me cheat and I'm sure she'd see the obgyn to make sure it doesn't stink

I honestly think she sees me as an extension of herself rather than just a boyfriend

>>33795223
>The sex requires a lot more preparation
Was it worth it?

To women

How do I know for real real that I'm the best partner my girl has ever had

>>33795224
From what I heard, infertility was common after 1-2 abortions, which they talked about as sort of a fortunate side effect, since it meant they could just relax and never had to risk it again or struggle with even more kids. Rather grim to think about today, but I guess that was life.
I guess that's what it took to give humanity a positive population growth rate, kek.

>>33795204
Bill Clinton is a pedophile

>>33795225
What was your question for the opposite gender?

>>33795208
When you fantasize about him do you imagine him having a big cock? Do you have a specific image of what it would look like?
>>33795223
That's hot, what did it feel like taking him for the first time?

>>33795233
So can we get that epstein list yet? Or nah?

>>33795225
love women who are a danger to themselves

>>33795229
If she is satisfied with you, just assume it and relax
If she was more satisfied with the other guys they would still be boning her

>>33794882
NTA but with this fucking logic a lot of women who have a male simp sponsor could declare that their most expensive item is a toothbrush, all while driving a Maybach GLS and wearing clothes that cost 10k.

Is a guy dressing corny a turn off?

My gf pulls my dick way too hard when jerking me off

Does that mean she's jerked off bigger dicks or smaller dicks than me
Honestly i can find reasons for both

>>33794791 (OP)
What prison do they let you make waifus in?

>>33795242
its a turn on if you can sell it, turn off if not - high risk high reward

>>33795200
>Nah I'm terrible at it lol, I'm not good at dealing with people at all, or bantering with people, and cause of my ADHD I'm very forgetful, I'm a bad fit.
Hm. You've seemed to be very positive about it up until now. Much more so than the janitor job you had previously. I'm sure that was the manic part of you speaking, but this current low is certainly just your depressive side gaslighting you.
>Would you want to work with a bipolar retard who's having hallucinations at work and talks to people who aren't even there kek.
Somebody has to. Might as well be coworkers who know what's going on and is used to it. And you don't have to go through the embarrassment of explaining why you are the way you are again and again at every new place. Do a good job and be generally kind and good to work with and I'm sure most people will be willing to tolerate your lows and help cover the slack. That goes in the other direction as well. Being understanding of each others flaws means we can all help each other out in whatever ways are needed in any given day.

>>33795234
Oh yes my bad

To you

Why are you gay

>>33795245
Yeah I'm hoping I can just be self aware and roll with it

>>33795243
do you really need to think about this

>>33795243
weak penis haver hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

>>33795245
How do you "sell" the way you dress? What does this mean?

>>33795250
fuck
this one comment really fkn woke me the fuck up
thank you

>>33795221
I've lived it

I went a whole week without checking out a woman's tits! I'm becoming decent.

>>33795226
>>The sex requires a lot more preparation
>Was it worth it?
Not really. I would rather be with, and would fantasise about, a man with a better fitting penis. Someone I don't have to use lube with and who fits me just perfectly.

>>33795247
So, like, are women not pretty to you? That's pretty gay dude.

>>33795255
be handsome and confident, unironically

>>33795236
Sorry, Epstein list don't real :P
Have another UFO hearing instead...

>>33795240
I'm not the IRS. The car is not in my name lol

>>33795255
when you catch a girl peeking put your arms together so your meaty pecs squish out of your low cut collar and tell her its 50 for a half hour "date"
if she haggles go down to 30 but no lower

>>33795264
Yeah I am man yeah i like yeah so what if that makes me a gay lord that's just me and I'm proud

Hello, /atoga/
(You) have a collect call from
>Toronto pajeet
Will you accept the charges?

>>33795268
Was epstein an alien?
But fr, let's get that list up here.
Patrick, put your hand on the list.
The list.
The List.

>>33795265
Eh, makes sense.
I can probably fake an air of confidence. Not much I can do about the handsome part. But then it doesn't matter how I dress, does it.

>>33795247
Who says I'm gae?

State Gender

What old games do (You) play?

>>33795280
just dress however you want. there's nothing you can do about being ugly, you can at least have fun on this gay earth.

>>33795273
Then why aren't you sucking a dude off right now? Don't you have a free colonoscopy to get to?

>>33795282
F. I still replay Pokemon blue once a year.

>>33795282
Dota 2

>>33795282
M
I should replay Fallout and Deus Ex again some time.
Also this >>33795287 reminds me I tend to end up replaying Full Throttle about once a year. Bat that's more like a movie than a game at this point.

Help! I'm turning into spider man and I am not ready for the power and its responsibility!

>>33795282
M
I mostly play old games.
Warcraft III, Aoe2, Morrowind, Oblivion, Melee, Dwarf Fortress, XCOM, Medieval 2, F-Zero GX, Kotor, Tetris.

>>33795282
M
Replay BG1 every few months

>>33795296
>every few months
Forest hwat porpoises!?

>>33795282
M
Dead Rising
One of the best games ever imo
>Name and rank soldier!

>>33795300
I enjoy rolling stats and I enjoy the gameplay as well as the story.

Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about linguistics? Is it too boring?

>>33795294
I contend that Sam Raimi made the best spider man movies. Except for 3, but at least Gwen Stacy was really hot.

>>33795307
Tell me about generative grammar

>>33795307
Girls who are hot and nerdy can go ahead and waste my time talking about anything. I don't mind. When I like a girl I'll ask dumb questions about whatever just to hear her talk.

>>33795307
The entire purpose of having a gf is encouraging her to sperg about her interests and reinforcing the positive feedback loop until she reaches critical mass and transcends

>>33795306
>I enjoy the gameplay as well as the story.
You must have played it so many times if you do it every few months. I can't imagine how it would be possible to still enjoy the story. It must get so old.

>>33795308
I liked 3. Mostly because I was a child. as an adult the “You want forgiveness? Get religion” line was really cool and saves the film for me.

>>33795306
>I enjoy the gameplay
NTA
RTWP is horrific.

>>33795307
That would be lovely. Linguistics is interesting.

>>33795315
I also play the same wizard class, pick the same dialogue choices and never really deviate from that. It's not the greatest game ever and the story isn not that good but I like it. I tried bg2 but it was way too big and bloated for me.

>>33795307
I like linguistics. It's an underrated but interesting topic

>>33795321
This has got to be autism. Or some kind of brain damage.

>>33795307
if i'm dating a girl, i want to explore every single thought on her mind and get familiar with it so i can appreciate it.

>>33795318
Stop fucking saying NTA at everything. Nobody cares.

>>33795323
That anon can join the club, KEK

>>33795307
Give examples or I won't give you my linguine.

Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about genitals? Is it too boring?

>>33795325
Damn, you're an evil fella.

>>33795282
i was playing portal 2 recently. insane how much portal 2 fell out of pop culture, i feel like there was a point where it was one of the biggest things in gaming culture

>>33795325
nta. die mad about it ;-)

I still haven't played any GTA any portal or halflife game

>>33795328
>>33795307
When did I get a gf? Is she a blonde with blue eyes?

>>33795325
Nta
Why do you hate atoga so much?

>>33795328
>>33795307
Wish you would stop spamming absolutely braindead questions that you never follow up on the replies anyway.

Asian goth gf poster. Whatever happened there?

>>33795336
Someone got an asian goth gf? Based. Hope it works out for them, or my condolences, whichever is appropriate

>>33795235
I imagine going out together or cuddling up with vidya. I fantasize about touching his perfect arms and chest. But I don’t imagine sex stuff, that can wait

>>33795325 (NTA)
NTA

>>33795282
F
Dark Souls

>>33795340
NTA this is funny

/atoga/ posters getting a software update.

M,

Who is the GOT character you most relate to?

>>33795271
Way to miss the point completely.

I'm horny!

What's the *start doing this* equivalent for single women

>>33795346
Jorah Mormont.

>>33795346
Jorah

>>33795352
Botox

>>33795333
Does that change the hypothetical?
>>33795335
I asked one of those questions, and I always follow up on replies when I ask something. It as partially a shitpost by copying the first question, but I am actually curious if A&P bores guys.

>>33795335
>tfw can't take 20 minutes inbetween /atoga/ posts without anons getting angy

>>33795311
I'm reading Why Only Us right now, it's one of the reasons I'm very spergy.

>>33795341
M
Good taste

>>33795325
It's better than derailing the thread, faggot.

>>33795341
F. Bad taste. Awful taste.

>>33795341
Wife material

>>33795282
Skyrim
New vegas

>>33795357
>A&P
What is that supposed to be?

Girls, it's WWIII.
We are escaping a swarm of killer drones.
One of us is driving. The other one is shooting them down from the back of the truck.

What role would you best be good at, and what would be our chance of survival?

>>33795346
Tyrion Lannister

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>33795341
Unlike the others, I primarily find it strange to call that an "old game".

>>33795366
Anatomy and physiology.

>>33795346
lollys

>>33795312
>Girls who are hot
RIP

>>33795314
>>33795324
That's actually a really sweet sentiment.

>>33795322
>>33795320
It really is. I took a class in college and it is the only subjects I have not stopped thinking and studying since. It is incredibly fascinating.

>>33795371
How was anybody supposed to know that?

>>33795367
Bros got one of them Gears of war 3 turrets

>>33795346
Arya and Tyrion were by far the most enjoyable characters.

>>33795370
2011 was fourteen years ago.

>>33795367
Driving. My aim is shit but I'm a pretty good driver, and unlike my husband I'm really confident driving manual.

Never seen Game of Thrones. I remember when it was really popular and my sister watched it and got excited for episodes.

>>33795369
What's good for the goose is good for the gander

>>33795379
I... I know...

Dark souls and it's consequences have been a disaster for video games. Inshallah, if I could I'd travel back in time and decapitate everyone who buys it

>>33795375
I tend to vastly overestimate the percentage of posters who have ever taken college courses in medical pathways. So would ot be something fun to learn about from a gf?

>>33795374
>gf sees an interesting word on the restaurant menu and excitedly whispers to you about its etymology and her wild pet theories about cultural exchanges that must have occurred for it to reach its current form and usage

>>33795357
>and I always follow up on replies when I ask something
You didn't here: https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33785577/#33785823
Why do you always lie?
>>33795335
I agree and it's also the fault of anons for replying to them in the first place and not just ignoring the pointless questions.

>>33795384
This.
Games should be fun, not punishing.

>>33795369
But there's also different nuances to you and to me.

>>33795381
It's a great epic story. The dragons ruin it. It's "low fantasy" but honestly I think it would have been better without the fantasy element at all.

>>33795384
>tranimeposter
>awful take
Iconic

>>33795385
nta, I also assume most people here are stemfags and/or must have grown up among stemfags. Often surprised how many blue collar types waste their time here. And sure it's all good, even though I probably memorized and forgot all of it at some point anyway

Grooms that cry at their weddings are weird

>>33795387
I don't know think that was me. I haven't asked that question in a long while after someone broke down like the three possible reactions men have to any sort of nonfatal medical condition.

>>33795386
I do stuff like that all the time, mostly while reading in English and finding a word I never saw before. I have an etymology app on my phone to check if my guesses are correct lol

>>33795388
I never got this. Sure it's hard at the beginning like every game but after beating it it's just a cake walk. For every ds. It's still a good game.

>>33795385
I think it could be implement in some roleplay for certain.
E.g. you are a sex doctor and have to show me hands-on where things are. Or I am your test subject.
Usually I'm the dominant one, but this sounds like a fun idea to play a more passive/oblivious role.

>>33795394
>even though I probably memorized and forgot all of it at some point anyway
If a man can somehow unlearn the origin and insertion points for the sternocleidomastoid, how the FUCK am I supposed to trust him to remember anything ever?

>>33795393
Roll slop has killed countless of video games, it's cancerous design

>>33795388
You don't get to define what's fun for others.

>>33795402
kek. it's partly a good thing though. It also means a guy forgets all the dumb, embarrassing, and mean things you do

>>33795374
Did you know that for Far Cry Primal they hired a couple of linguists to reverse engineer proto-indoeuropean and invent a fictional proto-proto-indoeuropean to imagine what language might have sounded like 12000 years ago. All the voice acting is performed in dialects of this conlang.
It's the most interesting bit about the game and the reason I wanted to play it.

... Sorry. That's the most interesting thing I could think of to say on the subject of linguistics.

>>33795401
Oh for sure. I wish a bf could think me taking the time to point out the different parts of his dick, with proper names of separate tissue types and shit like that, was both hot and smart of me.

>>33795405
But I never forget my stupid and cringe mistakes, so they always haunt me regardless.

Ice cream time.

>>33795399
>taking your gf on a trip to a country that uses a different language in the same linguistic group so she can ooh and aah over all the vaguely familiar words and helping her write a list of the best ones so we can look them up before bed
Maybe some women don't deserve hate after all.

I cannot imagine living with someone 24/7 and them not getting on my nerves or me getting on their nerves.

>>33795388
For some people overcoming challenges is the fun part. The more punishing it is the greater the feel when you finally overcome it.

>>33795406
That is actually really cool. I'll look into it.

I wonder what they did for prosody... I'll be back after studying.

>>33795414
As long as there are easy ways to diffuse the nerves, that's fine though.

>>33795411
that's what the guy is good for, though
>oh i don't remember that. you look cute right now though, babe. hug

>>33795408
Would you be wearing a lab coat or some other outfit that would set make you the doctor/specialist or something?

Crap, getting kind of horny here, and now I want to hear explained in great detail how my body works as I pump into you...
I think it's hot if a woman understands what drives a man to lust. Even on a biological level. Maybe that's even hotter, since it's something that I can deny and just have to give in.

>>33795419
I am working on accepting that. For now, a bf not taking something seriously that I'm sorry about or embarrassed by makes it feel like he thinks I'm dumb or need to be coddled. I know that's not the case, but it's my instinct.

Women, would (You) help Brad Pitt in his time of need? >>>/tv/215185764

I love women!

>>33795420
A doctor/scientist/nurse roleplay would be hot as fuck. I've been thinking about it more and more at work. I could totally sterilize and bring home some lab coats and stuff. I want to wear full PPE, like I'm talking protective goggles and gloves and all that, and give a handjob while talking all about the processes that go into a guy cumming.

>>33795408
Tell us the forbidden anatomy knowledge that you exploit to gain advantage in your dealings with the menfolk...

>>33795400
It's because dummies go towards the skeletons in the beginning

>>33795426
I'm not too big on handjobs, but I think that kind would turn me on.
Do you think such a "clinical" environment would make it easier for you with the cum?

>>33794814
The arab food place at the mall. Their kebab is so good and one of the ladys that worked there is very pretty

Is this what women want?
Also what is dark romance?
Is that a euphemism for rape novels?

>>33795425
It's too early to talk about tits. Can we talk about butts instead?
>>33795428
Unironically, I make men I date think I'm smart hy showing them cool little A&P tricks meant to engage and impress freshmen who are afraid of the class. Like getting a guy to stare at me a lot while I show him the optic nerve's blind spot.

Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?

Women, would you have your bf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?

Assume raw but no risk of STDs.

>>33795417
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenja_language

>>33795436
>Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?
No I hate cheating.

>>33795436
I'd watch her fuck Dani Daniels

>>33795432
Oh for sure. With my gloves on, I feel invincible. Even I can admit that cum is not dangerous at all compared to some of the bacteria I work with. I think E. coli smells better than jizz, but that's just down to me having a bias that doesn't reflect actual danger.

>>33795403
Roll slop is a problem, yeah. Dark Souls is awesome, but its sequels (particularly DS3) let you spam it too much. Then Elden Ring tried to counter roll spam by making all the bosses spaz out with 30-hit combos, and it's shit. Thankfully, games like AI Limit and Code Vein take the good parts of the Souls formula and expand on them, and they're incredibly fun.

>>33795434
>Is that a euphemism for rape novels?
Yes

>>33795436
>Women, would you have your bf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?
Fuck no. Why would I want to fuck a pornstar if I have a bf already?

>>33795436
>Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?
No, that's fuckin' nasty.

>>33795434
I'm into that, but I won't pretend that my niche preferences reflect what most women want, nor do I think that any women want that most of the time even if they're into the kink.

>>33795435
Sounds like witchcraft to me, and you're confessing to using to enthrall men?

>>33795423
I used to think we (M) were the simp gender, but it seems like women will do literally anything for Chad (or Brad in this case).

>>33795352
Same thing?

>>33795449
>>33795446
>>33795439
Are you trolling me? You really wouldn't bang some hot girl?

>>33795400
>it's just a cake walk
Only reason I beat it is because I had my brother sitting next to me basically forcing me to play it and feeding me wiki info. And because I just happened to choose the two-handed sword as my main weapon.

>>33795360
>>33795363
Thanks! You guys have a favorite build?
>>33795362
What do you like?

>>33795451
Science isn't witchcraft. Just because I literally mix up concoctions that change colors when I add things to them doesn't mean it's magic or malicious.

>>33795456
I'd assume I find my gf hot so I could just bang her

>>33795458
>Thanks! You guys have a favorite build?
Apple/inverted triangle

>>33795436
Why would I need to fuck a pornstar if I have a girlfriend? A girlfriend is much better than a pornstar.

>>33795435
Why? Are yours too small?

>>33795458
I like everything over fucking Dark Souls. It's the worst. So boring to watch.

>>33795464
That's JH you noob

>>33795464
Don't fucking start this.

>>33795459
The charges only mount in severity. You know what? Burning's too light a punishment for your ilk. I'm tricking you into putting on the gloves with superglue and jizz smeared on the inside so you can't take it off, then making you beg for the bottle of solvent, as you realize in horror the bottle cap is also SLATHERED in jizz which is preventing you from getting a grip on it to break the protective plastic seal.

>>33795460
>>33795463
There's not a single women outside of your gf who'd you have sex with? Like not even out of curiosity? Not because she's more attractive than your gf

Man get off your high horse and be honest. I'm no degenerate but I could name five, just because there are girls ITT doesn't mean you should hold back

>>33795457
Sounds fun.

>>33795456
Bang a whore and also my gf cucks me with a malewhore? What is the upside?

>>33795458
>What do you like?
JH doesn't play vidya. She's too uncoordinated and neurotic.

>>33795459
>doesn't mean it's magic
Might as well be. Anything you don't understand might as well be magic, and any magic system might as well be science if it's consistent enough.

>>33795370
It’s a long time ago. I played it when I was 8

>>33795471
No. Genuinely the thought of having sex with a woman I am not in a commited relationship disgusts me.

>>33795450
Do you ever fantasize about being raped anally?

>>33795384
Hard to imagine the gamer with this take. What do you like? CoD?

>>33795477
>>33795473
>>33795463
>>33795449
Fucking tradcucks, man.

>>33795473
There ought to be some drawback because otherwise everyone would say yes. I still thought most people would say yes just to get some spice

>>33795472
I guess. I just don't think games should need external info sources to be playable.

>>33795458
DEX builds are always reliable. I hate getting stuck in slow animations, and magic builds feel too easy.

>>33795470
Honestly the super glue and solvent are scarier than the jizz. At least I know now that jizz doesn't melt my skin.

>>33795482
"tradcuck" is the dumbest insult you could possibly come up with
Being trad is ONLY way you CANNOT be a cuck

>>33795465
Watch?

Went back to university. I'm a 1st year at 23. It was funny to me hearing other students talking and joking between each other and calling this 2004 girl an old person.

>>33795475
I never thought about it that way. I guess everything becomes purely theoretical if you break it down enough.
>>33795480
Not anally specifically, no.
>>33795490
Yeh. I don't play many games, but I've watched partners play games.

>>33795489
>doubling down on his bullshit
Lol, whatever you say, tradcuck.

>>33795436
I don't want my GF to fuck anyone but me, and I don't want to fuck anyone but my GF. Admittedly, I wish my GF would want to do some of the things I've seen in porn, but it's not a big deal.

>>33795493
>Lol, I'm stupid and I don't even care!

>>33795492
How's your harem doing? Do you ever do PDAs to dunk on the tradcucks?

I love how zoomer culture is now glorifying cheating.
Not long ago cheating was bad, but now you can just gaslight your gf into thinking you're polyamorous

>>33795471
>There's not a single women outside of your gf who'd you have sex with?
No pornstars at least. And not enough to be worth the jealousy of gf doing the same. And not enough to risk a good relationship over.

>>33795499
Very good, and no not really. I save that stuff for when it can turn into sex.

>>33795487
Old JH would have responded with a "Fuck you", followed by a lurid description of how disgusted and angry she was at being subjected to such verbal filth.

>>33795500
That was a thing before zoomers. It wasn't zoomers who made all the memes about "side chicks".

>>33795489
>Being trad is ONLY way you CANNOT be a cuck
That's not how cheating works.

>>33795481
Who wants to be a gamer in 2025? You have battlepass slop, gachaslop, SBMM slop, AI slop.... Playing AAA games means getting fucked by monetization.

I only buy indie games I really really like and which are in development, CRPGs from Owlcat and other indie stuff I can't pirate

>>33795506
You can't reason with tradcucks

>>33795482
That has very little to do with tradcuckery and just being monogamous.
If I am with a woman, I love her more than anybody else and she is by far the most desirable person to me.
Why would I downgrade to somebody else?

>>33795504
At the risk of sounding indoctrinated, I'm starting to get over jizz. Having it on my butt and it not burning my skin or feeling weird after it's wiped off has highlighted how unserious it actually is.

>muh PORNstars
Nah, those are mostly ugly.
Give me prime 16 year old pussy and we got a deal.

>>33795514
Chad cures all ills

>>33795514
I wonder if your previous partners would be offended to hear you say that after you made them ejaculate into towels and the like, treating it like it was horribly disgusting.

>>33795436
Can I pick the guy for her?

>>33795509
And I play gacha games but gacha games have way better monetization than most western triple As. I get so mad even thinking about buying a modern game, opening it up and being welcomed with cash shop and a battlepass. At least gacha is F2P, you can quit any time, you spend as you play instead of one big upfront purchase. And that's without getting into optimisation, gacha is actually incredibly well optimised for smartphones while modern vidya fucking blows

Gah

>>33795511
You can't reason with people who use the word "cuck".

>>33795521
Honestly, I think it's only possible I made this much progress because we're a team. It feels like that pit stop in NASCAR where they change the tires super fast, but instead she wipes the cum off me while he cleans himself so it's all gone in an instant.

>>33795523
Lol, she did that to at least one virgin too. Rules are different for Chads.

>>33795523
I hope not. I acknowledge that it was a dumb way to think, but it was how I genuinely felt, so it's not like it came from a place of disrespect or maliciousness.

>>33795514
>>33795523
>JH will never scold you for whining about "intimacy" as she forces you to stick your penis in a Schlenker, jerking you off into the beaker so it can be safely disposed of without risk of contamination
I don't have enough disk space for all these new fetishes

>>33795530
Whatever you say, tradcuck.

JH is such a sweetie. I'd give her a big hug!

>>33794804
>Gender
>What is the biggest goal you want to achieve in the next 2-3 years?
Move to a different state, find a different job with good benefits, possibly find a guy who'd date me and then marry me, that or get a good car, save up a lot money to build a good house in another country and keep saving up until someday I can run away their

the date was a success.
if she doesnt cancel Im going to her house on saturday and were gonna watch a movie

>>33795500
Zoomers are more monogamous than millenials

women
how hard can you hit the punching machine
minimum 500 for a random government-assigned bf, and you need 890+ for a lesser chad

>>33794814
>Gender, what’s your favorite restaurant? Whether chain or local (don’t name them in that case).
I don't remember the name but it good good food

>>33795540
Sounds like an easy fetish to satisfy, at least.
>>33795542
I assume those are euphemisms.

>>33795514
maybe one day you'll be one of those "anywhere, but I won't swallow" girls

>>33795546
What do greater Chads go for?

>>33795544
do you now feel that you were being autistic by worrying so much

>>33795509
That’s funny. Dark Souls doesn’t have that

>>33794814
F. There's a local sub place that I bring every guy I try to date eventually if possible.

>>33795549
I don't want to see it.
I'm hesitant to get graphic concerning how, but I've been doing a lot to work on this aversion and I've narrowed down the freakouts to being when I see it up close, smell it strongly, or get it on my hand/arm. And I'm pretty sure I'd puke if I got it on my face. But on the flip side, I've actually been turned on by cum-focused sexual acts in very specific circumstances, so that feels like a metric ton of progress.

>>33795551
You need to max it. 999+. Then the employee calls a govt official over to watch you do it again without cheating, and then he'll put you on the Chad waitlist.

>>33795553
honestly not really, ive had a lot of bad experiences
but she seems to be an exception

>>33795560
Whoops, meant for >>33795550, not myself.

>>33795545
>Girls, it's WWIII.
>We are escaping a swarm of killer drones.
>One of us is driving. The other one is shooting them down from the back of the truck.
>What role would you best be good at, and what would be our chance of survival?
Some zoomers not all zoomers

I think yesterdays bread buns turned out okay. Nothing amazing to impress anyone with, but edible an not bad.

>>33795568
Post buns.

>>33795554
That's true. I mean I liked the first two, third got a little bit of boring but I'd still do it even if it meant killing myself in the progress.

>>33795574
I don’t think having strong opinions is good for you, too dumb

I used to fantasize about my hot teachers a lot in the 8th and 9th grade. I would ask them questions about homework after class and often stayed for extra lessons beyond the mandatory ones. One of my fantasies started with the teacher getting on a chair to reach something, and I would hold the chair for her and help her down. But nothing like that ever happened between us, although I once accidentally saw her nipple when she leaned over to help me.

>>33795584
I will forever tell myself that none of the kids I taught felt this way. It's too messed up.

if I can land a cute girl than maybe any of you can

>>33795590
That's just your weird american puritanism speaking

>>33795590
The height and tits (or lack thereof) probably threw them off, but I'm sure you found a place on some student's goonshrine after they realized you weren't just one of the professor's children tagging along for work.

>>33795540
>Schlenker
A what now?

>>33795583
Why is the bottom of it...?

/•_•\

>>33795555
Wtf isnt that weird

>>33795609
._.

>>33795606
a chemical bong that lets you prevent gas contamination

>>33795594
All the cute girls rejected me.

>>33795616
maybe the next one wont

>>33795594
It's over

>>33795613
/-_-\

>>33795609
.-.

>>33795594
>than
You meant "then", uneducated lower class white trash.

>>33795622
\/•o•\/

>>33795555
>>33795612
I think in this case sub means submarine sandwhich

>>33795625
(‿ˠ‿) Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞

>>33795624
you will never land a cute gf

>>33795628
I already have twice.

>>33795597
Is it?
>>33795599
This just feels like a minefield to actually talk about.

>>33795627
/O_O\

Ladies how do you feel about a guy who’s awake drunk at 7 am screaming and wailing like a banshee? Screaming. But he’s super smart and sexy and funny and has a huge dick.

>>33795618
I'm burnt out and can't bother anymore.

>>33795633
You'll never beat the allegations anyway, why not just embrace it?

>>33795636
Feel like I never want to be around someone like that

>>33795639
Yeah that makes sense. An unstable guy might feel unsafe to be around.

>>33795624
You've got a tight ass there, anon.

>>33795594
>if I can land a cute girl than maybe any of you can
It hurts more to hope...

I’m a sensitive guy. I listen to Kate Bush. Please girlfroind for me pls.

I bet I can land any girl. I just don't know how.

>>33795645
I’ll take the easiest bet ever given

>>33795638
I mean like it'll always be uncomfortable to talk about regardless of what anyone involved has to say on the subject, so it's not worth discussing.

>>33795640
Is it you?

I just want a girlfriend who smokes and gets mad when I ask her if she can quit who hocks a cigarette-flavored loogie in my mouth and tells me to stick my tongue out if I want her to quit so she can put it out on my tongue. Is that so much to ask?

>>33795594
Fat chance

>>33795652
It's so weird that the idea of abusing a bf like that makes me viscerally sick, but I get off on the fantasy of a bf absolutely beating the shit out of me while he fucks me and calls me slurs.

>>33795650
I don’t think so

>>33795634
(っ´ཀ`)っ ( • )( • )

>>33795657
>It's so weird
NTA but I think it would be weirder if you were into both.

For men
How much of a dealbreaker are ugly teeth?

I didn't follow care directions well enough when I had braces in middle school and now I have ugly decalcified spots like pic related. Asked my small town local dentist what could be done and they only offer bleaching but said that wouldn't actually make the teeth one uniform color, just that it makes everything whiter including the spots. Questioning whether it's worth it to go to a big city dentist and spend thousands of dollars trying to fix this when I'm already poor.

>>33795657
Well the "abuser" is granted a lot of fetishistic license in both fantasies so it's natural that it feels weird to overlap it with your self.

>>33795658
You should know so!

>>33795663
I could care less about your decalcified spots

>>33795662
Really? Wouldn't that be less hypocritical?
>>33795666
I think I get it.

>>33795663
Fine as long as your breath doesn't stink.

>>33795663
For the men that you want it really is a deal-breaker, sorry to inform you.

>>33795307
>Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about linguistics?
Sure. Passion is sexy.

>>33795674
Chad?

>>33795325
>Stop fucking saying NTA at everything. Nobody cares
NTA, but I care.

>>33795663
As long as the teeth are roughly aligned and aren't yellow or brown like a smoker or anything, you're fine. God, the insecurities you women have are always over the most trivial bullshit no reasonable person will care about. Watch, I'll samefag a response to your post calling your teeth a hideous deal-breaker, and you'll give that post a (You) but not this one. You'll form your reality around the negative comments in order to reinforce the bullshit in your own head. Get over yourself already.

>>33795672
>hypocritical
Why do you think of hypocrisy?
Somebody being into receiving the same that they enjoy to dish out sexually is rather rare. I mean unless you are some boring vanilla cunt/dick.
I'm quite dominat and while I can see there being occasonally fun in ebing the less dominant part, generally I would not be compatible with a woman who wants to do subby shit to me.

>>33795328
>Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about genitals? Is it too boring?
My gf kind of does, actually. It's cool.

>>33795663
You can always get grillz to hide them.

>>33795307
We could cuddle with hot tea or hot chocolate while you talk about linguistics

>>33795678
Unless you also look at guys with imperfect teeth, this conversation is pointless.

>>33795626
I still find strange she'd take different guys to her favorite sandwich place.

>>33795346
>Who is the GOT character you most relate to?
Samwell Tarly, obviously.

>>33795663
Sorry, that just really puts me off. I can't say whether most men would hate it, but I couldn't tolerate it, myself.

>>33795685
Of all the classless retard things to do, this is the most

>>33795688
The workers there have a betting pool on how many different guys she brings there every month, it's usually about 5.

>>33795414
>I cannot imagine living with someone 24/7 and them not getting on my nerves or me getting on their nerves.
No one lives with anyone 24/7, unless they're being held prisoner. You go out of the house separately sometimes.

>>33795688
Its not like a sit down resteraunt or bar where they know you and talk to you.
A sub shop you get in line make and order and fuck off. You are an npc to the npcs behind the counter.

>>33795436
>Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?
My gf wouldn't want to, so no.

>>33795695
Tell that to my last gf. Or even to just let me read or play vidya for a bit.
It was like she couldn't self entertain and needed my full attention at every moment

>>33795702
That's your ex's fault, not a general rule.

>>33795663
>For men
>How much of a dealbreaker are ugly teeth?
I'd barely even notice. Having constantly bad breath would be a problem, though - do you look after them now?

>>33795636
>But he’s super smart and sexy and funny
Okay, maybe.
>and has a huge dick.
Oh, then no. Deal-breaker.

>>33795663
Those teeth are not ugly.

>>33795396
No, they're based.

>>33795704
I think im going to give up on dating since you might be incorrect

>>33795436
No.

>>33795115
Blonde gf

>>33795734
Sounds logical.

>>33795436
M
no, there's no pornstar that comes close to >her

>>33795546
I don't know where one is.

>>33795737
She'd be hotter if she was a brunette.

>>33795608
That's the top half, I ate the bottom half already.
Oh, you mean why the picture is from the underside? Because the point was to show the bun, not the toppings.

>>33795736
But Charlie is basically a whore/pornstar since he gets paid to do whatever people ask of him

It's a beautiful crisp autumn day where I am.

Gender
Have you been outside today?

>>33795746
You supposed to put the meat between 2 buns.
The whole point is keep hand clean wtf

>>33795744
lies
lies
lies

>>33795748
I don't know pornstars.
It's not that deep.

>>33795753
No I woke up like an hour ago

>>33795436
>Women, would you have your bf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?
No. I have zero interest in fucking someone other than him, and him cheating on me is painful to even think about. Plus porn and porn stars are kind of gross.

What's with the freakout?

Will women's sexual preferences and expectations from their bf be shaped by literotica and "romance" novels the same way men's sexual preferences and expectations were shaped by porn?
Will women be disappointed when they don't get to date a 6'5 vampire/mafia boss/CEO with male model features and a dominant personality?

>>33795754
But this way I get two open sandwiches instead of one sandwich. I get to put on more toppings and get to enjoy my sandwich for longer. Keeping hands clean is a non-issue.

>>33795698
I'm not an npc, stop reflecting/projecting you ignoramous dumbass

what's the male equivalent of blowjobs?
As in something you do that, at best, you're ambivalent towards, and at worst actively disgusts you, but you do it anyway to make your partner happy?

>>33795760
Make sure to go outside while it's still morning.

>>33795764
A lot of people think large age gaps are wrong. Especially younger people.

>>33795767
Some might. Personally I do not really care for it. Also would rather die to ask my husband to "choke me like in the porn I read", ew.

>>33795776
>As in something you do that, at best, you're ambivalent towards, and at worst actively disgusts you, but you do it anyway to make your partner happy?
That is NOT how most women feel about blow jobs.

>>33795776
Cunnilingus.

>>33795777
Why not the afternoon?

>>33795776
>something you do that, at best, you're ambivalent towards, and at worst actively disgusts you, but you do it anyway to make your partner happy
Speak for yourself, anonette.

>>33795753
F. Yeah. Picked some pumpkins from the garden this morning, tended to the chickens, went grocery shopping and went on a small walk with my mom just now.

>>33795779
>Also would rather die to ask my husband to "choke me like in the porn I read", ew.
We know, you would rather die than communicate. He should read your mind and know to do it without you asking.

>>33795775
That's exactly what an npc would say. (I didn't say you were one I said the sub shop employees see you as one)

>>33795782
You should go outside in the afternoon too, but it's really nice when the day is still fresh.

>>33795776
My gf frequently tells me that she enjoys me being in her mouth even more than she enjoys me being in her cunt. I do not accept the premise of your question.

>>33795776
Listen to her about her day

>>33795788
I ask him if I want to try something, it's no big deal. I'd never ask him to act out a scene from porn lol it's weird.

>>33795787
Lovely.

>>33795780
>>33795784
I think if you gave most women the option to not do it anymore, they wouldn't do it. Blowjobs are not something women look forward to generally and the only time it ever gets talked about is when they're asking on how to get better at it for their bf's sake or how gross it is.
>>33795781
I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussy.

>>33795795
>Blowjobs are not something women look forward to generally
They're top 3 part of sex for me.

>I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussy.
LMAO

>>33795776
I disagree with the premise of your question. As a married man, my wife is indeed ambivalent towards giving me oral, but she doesn't "do it anyway" to make me happy. I haven't gotten a blowjob even once so far this year.

>>33795795
>I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussy.
I think it's on about the same level as women liking sucking dick.

>>33794791 (OP)
Went on a first date with a girl, it was ok.
Dunno what I'm trying to do now...
When I had talked to her before I thought that we clicked really well, last night wasn't bad but it wasn't great either... I had just gotten my tires popped and replaced so I was in a bit of bad mood, she was tired from her epilepsy medication, and the fun amusement park date got replaced by a dinner date at a burger place (I hate dinner dates, especially for first dates).
I would normally drop her, but I just moved to a new town and I don't have any backups so this is the best I can do for the next month or two

>>33795795
You are a terrible troll.

my ex moid's bimbo got plastic boobs, I wonder if he paid for it

Women, my absolutely ideal dynamic is me treating you like a princess while we are outside, inviting you to travels and nice restaurants.
But at home, in the bedroom especially, I degrade and fuck the shit out of you. Train you to be a good fucktoy and get your holes properly broken in.

Thoughts?

>>33795795
>I think if you gave most women the option to not do it anymore, they wouldn't do it. Blowjobs are not something women look forward to generally
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Look, anon, if you don't enjoy blowjobs yourself, that's fine; no right-thinking man is going to pressure you into doing something you don't like. People like different things; it's cool. But you need to understand that you're the exception and not the rule, here.

>>33795797
>They're top 3 part of sex for me.
that's because of your bf's reactions though, not because you enjoy the act itself, is it?
If he just sat there with a straight face while you did it, you wouldn't do it, because you're doing it for him.
Men that like eating pussy like it in a vacuum, regardless of how women feel about it.

>>33795804
Why are you still thinking about him? You couldn't find anyone better? Lol

>>33795804
>I wonder if he paid for it
Is that something he would do?

>>33795795
Weird. I personally love giving bjs, and I've had exes who didn't want to eat me out.

>>33795795
>I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussy
That made me genuinely LOL.

>>33795804
She could be brafrauding, that or she had people pay for it

>>33795807
t.

>>33795809
If you did it in a vacuum you would die from the lack of air

>>33795789
Nope cope seethe and mald you normalfag

>>33795807
>Thoughts?
We'll never be at home.

>>33795804
do they look nice?

>>33795820
then I'd die doing what I love.

>>33795807
you sound indian

>>33795809
I think every sex act is unenjoyable if you do it with soemone who isn't into it. Unless you're a rapist, I guess.

I like that he loves it, and of course I love the way his body reacts to me. But I also like doing it, I enjoy giving him head. It's fun.

>>33795807
>>33795819

>>33795807
Too extreme in both directions. I want to be loved and appreciated in public, but I want us to be equals. I love getting to provide just as much as I like receiving.
And in bed, I love rough stuff, but I still want to be respected and given some agency.

>>33795807
I'm very glad I don't date you.

>>33795776
>but you do it anyway to make your partner happy?
That's not really a nice way to treat sex with a partner. If your partner and yourself don't agree in opinions in sex to the point of you agreeing to rape that should be the end of the relationship.
And don't give me that crap "All relationships compromise their own boundaries" because no they don't and shouldn't on bodily autonomy because that's actually mentally unhealthy.

Not that anon, but why is it that when men say they like blowjobs or assume women like them, then women will immediately go on the defensive and act like sucking dick is like a punishment you'd have to serve for being a war criminal pedophile.
But when men say that women DON'T like blowjobs, women will say the exact opposite and claim that they couldn't survive a week without a dick in their mouths.
Why do women have this primordial urge to be a fucking contrarian for no reason?

>>33795809
So I guess you don't enjoy kissing either?

>>33795839
They hate that you enjoy it

>>33795839
I think it's because different women have different feelings about giving blowjobs, and both speak their mind about the subject.

>>33795839
>Why do women have this primordial urge to be a fucking contrarian for no reason?
Your reaction is enjoyable.

>>33795807
Glad that you are single and will likely stay that way. I'm a traveling princess outside regardless of your presence. And I have boundaries you will not break.

>>33795835
NTA, but there's a line between compromising bodily autonomy and "that's not my preferred way to do things, but I'll do it for you".

>>33795839
The urge to disagree is stronger than the urge to agree. That's also why the best way to get a question is answered is to provide the wrong answer. People are more motivated to correct a wrong answer than they are to answer the original question.

As for my disagreement, this is not a feminine trait. Men are 100% just as guilty in this behavior.

Women are entitled to cunnilingus, but men aren't entitled to blowjobs.

Agreed?

>>33795839
>anon learning that women aren't a monolith in real time

>>33795852
F
Yes

>>33795849
No there isn't. You're compromising your own bodily autonomy directly by rolling over and accepting whatever. Stand the fuck up and tell that dick to go fuck himself.

>>33795852
Nobody is entitled to any sexual act. Part of dating is finding someone you're sexually compatible with so that everyone involved enjoys everything going on.

>>33795847
>I'm a princess
When they gave you the pea-under-mattress test, you flattened the bed.

>>33795839
Because some women hate it, some women love it, and some women are like "meh, I can deal with it if it makes him happy". And no matter which position you take the other group is going to feel called out.

I feel like any reasonably well adjusted adult should understand that this is how the world works. Why do I need to explain this on a forum that requires you to be over 18 to post here?

>>33795858
I'm gonns stuff a pea in your urethra and see if you can sleep.

>>33795844
but conveniently never at the same time.

>The Tybee Island mid-air collision was an incident on February 5, 1958, in which the United States Air Force lost a 7,600-pound (3,400 kg) Mark 15 nuclear bomb in the waters of Tybee Island near Savannah, Georgia, United States. During a night practice exercise, an F-86 fighter plane collided with the B-47 bomber carrying the large weapon.

Wow, moids are so competent and responsible

>>33795852
Fuck off.

>>33795852
Girls will lose respect for you if you do it and it causes throat cancer because the vagina is acidic.

>>33795849
> there's a line between compromising bodily autonomy and "that's not my preferred way to do things, but I'll do it for you".
(NTA) No, there isn't. And I say that as someone with considerable BDSM experience. *Every* act of sex must be enjoyable for both parties. Obviously it doesn't matter *why* you enjoy it: maybe it's because you're submissive and knowing you're giving your partner pleasure is hotter than the heat of a thousand suns; if so, that's fine! But that doesn't mean you aren't enjoying it, it means you are enjoying it immensely, and it's making you unbelievably aroused, just not necessarily for the same reasons. Doing something that you don't enjoy for any reason at all just because your partner likes it is something that should NEVER happen.

>>33795865
>the vagina is acidic
Maybe your mom's

>>33795856
Yes, there is. If you aren't willing to identify your hard no's and the things you just don't prefer, you're doing yourself a disservice. Trying new things or getting new perspectives from your bf is one of the best aspects of dating. Forgoing your favorite things to mix things up, especially for the sake of someone you know and trust deeply enough to have your best interests in kind, is normal.

>>33795852
>Women are entitled to cunnilingus, but men aren't entitled to blowjobs.
>Agreed?
Well, honestly, yes.

>>33795115
on paper- a lot of things like- a bubbly personality, strong Christian morals, likes/wants kids, intelligent, doesn't smoke/do drugs, opinionated, /fitlit/, cute, but can be tall or short, and basically any race
in reality- a cute gyaru who defies all my morals and I only realize it's wholly irrational when asked specifically what I like

>>33795865
>it causes throat cancer because the vagina is acidic.
It doesn't generally cause throat cancer; when it does, it's because of HPV.

>>33795863
Don't look up the Broken Arrows map

>>33795853
>>33795859
>Women aren't a hivemind

>>33795863
>The last example she could find of moids messing up was 67 years ago.

>>33795866
>Doing something that you don't enjoy for any reason at all just because your partner likes it is something that should NEVER happen
You're being hyperbolic. Obviously nobody should grit their teeth through something they can literally find no enjoyment in. Communicating that strong of a disinterest should be effective and definitive in a relationship. But doing missionary even though I greatly prefer doggy doesn't mean I'm letting my bf take advantage of me or sacrificing my own wants. Sex should be enjoyable at a base line, because you're spending time having fun with the person you love. Even if I don't prefer that position, taking the time to do it with him is enjoyable in an overall way. If it was so unpleasant that I would say I totally hate it, then I think I see what you're saying.

>>33795870
We're not talking about that at all. We're talking about "I explicitly do not like that at all." not "I have no idea what that is so I don't want that."
Because most of the time, we know what we like and don't like in sex. So stop projecting stupid onto people that have regular sex.

>>33795865
>it causes throat cancer
Maybe you should be the first and only one eating your wife's pussy

>>33795876
Has any woman lost a nuclear weapon in the sea at any point in the history?

>>33795865
Throat cancer comes from HPV. The real danger to men is that a lot of insurance plans won't cover HPV vaccinations for men.

God Bless Luigi, btw.

>>33795875
>>33795880
Lmfaooo

Does Georgia have better moids than Florida?

>>33795886
where's the female insurance CEOs that will change this?

>>33795885
A woman lost the fucking Heart of the Ocean in the sea...

>>33795881
There's a world of difference between "this isn't my favourite but I still like it" and "I don't enjoy this".

>>33795880
>men like cute blonde girls
>"Yes we do"
>women like Chad
>"UMMMM ACKSHUALLY, WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH, WE ARE QUITE DIVERSE IN OUR TASTES"

>>33795890
Probably. At least they aren't american.

>>33795885
... Well, no, I don't think so.
There was that time a woman got herself killed by crashing an F-14 into an aircraft carrier.