Thread 33796527

i am a virgin and have recently learned that males hate women, so i'm never losing my virginity.
i'm a little bummed about it bc like most women i'd like a male to be genuinely sweet to me and not resent me, you know?
but (bear with me) james madison is so hot that it makes me less sad. i don't want him to be kind to me, i want to own him.
i have basic tastes so idk why i feel like james madison is the world's only 11/10, but it's literally helping me cope with the fact that males hate women.
i dont wanna lose my virginity anyway (brain damage is my worst fear so i dont wanna be choked) but is there a way to channel this energy to more males so i get over it faster

also, am i the only woman on 4chan? :(

>>33796527 (OP)
this is the 8th worst post ive ever seen

>>33796541
yeah its up there
quite a few "im young and the internet told me to hate the opposite gender"s today

>>33796574
yes, y'all make it pretty clear that ur detestable.
>>33796541
i cannot be the only one who wants to peg james madison.

>>33796574
males: all men will commit rape if they think they can get away with it, you cant just tell us to control ourselves! women should just stay virgin!
women: okay, i will.
males: WHY DO WOMEN HATE ME IM SO LOOOOOOONELY

>>33796541
wait, what are the other 7 LMFAO?

>>33796609
i would tell u if you werent a troon

>>33796614
im cis, you retard. i will force james madison at gunpoint to eat my blood

>>33796657
i cant prove it but i know you're also overweight

>>33796527 (OP)
Men do not hate women. We actually want to get to know you and possibly romance and fuck you.

>>33796693
??? yeah males wanna fuck women. in fact my stepdad fucked my stepsister.
my dad was the one who dumped my mom when i was 5 and my sister was 1, yet my dad whines about single moms.
males do not want to get to know women LMFAO is that a joke or an absurd lie?
"romance and fuck you" do you also want to have sex with us?? why did you say romance AND fuck, helpsjwpoj-
>>33796665
yeah, i have tiny hands and a raspy voice too. if only i stopped showering every day, i could be president.
at least i dont post selfies and then talk about how "mid" luigi mangione is.

no one is giving me advice. i want to be so horny that i stop being sad that males hate women. it's not that complex of a request

>>33796734
let's fuck bby

>>33796527 (OP)
My first recommendation is to speed up the inevitable and kill yourself instead of waiting for the years of gender dysphoria to work their magic
Failing that you should hop on a good anti-psychotic and see someone about these delusions you have of pretending to be a woman on the internet

>>33796942
i'm cis. why are males so retarded?

omfg i came here for ADVICE

>>33798159
How does a 6'2 white hung guy sound? What's your discord?

>>33796527 (OP)
Did you have a seizure in the middle of posting this?

>>33798409
it can't be THAT WEIRD that i think james madison is hot asf. i need to find my people

there are no women on the internet you have to post tits as proof
also i look like james madison

>>33796527 (OP)
>males hate women
it's literally the opposite

>>33798927
man i wish i could hunt down a male who looks like james madisonkfndsjiwkjn

>>33798969
right. that's why women are the ones who constantly say the opposite gender is evil and should be beaten and kept as sex slaves.

it's insane how males admit that all men will commit rape if they think they can get away with it, most women are OK with males, and males still pretend to be the superior gender.
ffs i get called a troll, and all i do is believe the things males say about themselves

>>33799563
do you look like miku or teto?

>>33799581
i wish i looked like teto. i would be lesbian for myself

does anyone actually know of a male who looks like james madison? asking for a friend

>>33799786
PLS IM NOT JOKING,,,,,,IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT DOLLEY

>>33798969
no this poster is making me hate women as a whole somehow.

>>33799878
all moids hate women, and you always have.

You sound young and unhinged. How old are you and have you ever been in therapy?

>>33800079
i am literally just believing what males say about themselves oh my fucking god

i wish james madison would post tit pics.

>>33796527 (OP)
>james madison is so hot
Fourth President of the USA?

>>33796527 (OP)
Where did you learn that men hate women? 4chan? Talk to people outside, join some group.
You are as cringe as an mgtow who thinks if they say hi to a woman they'll be accused of rape.

>>33799574
it's all rhetoric the only reason males 'hate' women is because they're all frustrated they can't get pussy or affection. in reality they still notice and pay attention to women which is why every ostensibly woman-made thread gets hundreds of replies and everyone gives a fuck when a woman posts. on the other hand women basically see all males as either rapists, incels, sex pests, politically incorrect and thus undateable, and would probably rather throw themselves in a volcano before entering a relationship with one.

you think i just woke up one day and decided to hate women? i'm a nevergf handholdless virgin. why would i hate women? what possible reason could i have? it's because they hated me first. that's how it is for every incel. we start out LOVING women but we get burned by their indifference and it hurts us and after years of this dynamic we become pessimistic about women.

>>33800515
YES. he's so hot it's unbelievable. james madison is so hot that it makes me less sad that males hate women.. that's why im here, i want to see all males like i do james madison (i still have self control so ill never lose my virginity)
>>33800578
i went to 4chan after i learned that moids hate women.
you moids always agree that women are evil and should suffer, but you get triggered when we point out the obvious fact that y'all hate us.
i'm truly embarrassed that i used to think the vast majority of males had self-control and could be fond of some women, even if i always knew that males tend to be overly aggressive and biased against women.
>>33801488
BUUUUUULSHIT. no matter WHY, moids hate women. besides, even moids who get the most pussy hate women.
males make themselves unappealing on purpose anyway. the reason why i can't lose my virginity is because i dont want brain damage from choking. so for one, if getting pussy was more of a priority than making women suffer, you wouldnt all choke women without consent.
besides, males with a full head of hair get it cut, and bald and balding males refuse to grow sideburns. more proof that males make themselves unappealing on purpose.
when a woman posts, moids get triggered. you know that i'm not gonna fuck you.

MOIDS THEMSELVES ADMIT that "all men will commit rape if they think they can get away with it"
you also admit that you only talk to females who you wanna fuck, yet you wonder why sane people don't want you talking to kids...

i'm a neverbf handholdless virgin because i'm not playing the retarded game.

you males don't need a reason to hate women. the fact that we are physically vulnerable is reason enough.

THINK ABOUT IT! Human society is barbaric. All groups that are treated as lesser have less physical power. There is no logic to it.
Children, the elderly, the poor, women, the disabled, short people, small minorities who have less manpower, it's all about physical power.

>>33802275
can u stfu and let this fuckass terrible thread die already

>>33801488
all moids hate all women, and you always have. only a very small minority of women, such as myself, hate moids.
PS we don't owe you sex.
also, wtf is "pussy of affection" supposed to mean? in the male sense, "affection" just means sex. and moids get triggered when a woman is horny.

>>33801488
JUST HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER FFS
>>33800578
guy below u

>>33802289
if someone finds me a moid who looks like james madison, i will shut up. deal?
also i came asking for advice and am not even remotely getting advice

If I find a guy that looks like James Madison I'm gonna make sure you never find him, he deserves better

>>33802327
real shit anon

She's angry because she can't get Chad lol
If she got a good dicking she would stop posting this shit in an instant

>>33802327
ffs i said im a volcel. i just want pics of a moid who looks like james madison.
>>33802355
i'm a virgin, retard. women cannot be involuntarily celibate.
moids are the ones who say they need gov-issued sex slaves and that sydney sweeney is mid. imagine if i fucking said luigi mangione is mid.
idealistically speaking, moids should not have rights. basically the only reason why moidiots should have rights is to minimize the power of the government

>>33802398
>women cannot be involuntarily celibate.
Women may not involuntarily celibate, but they can most definitely be involuntarily Chad.
>imagine if i fucking said luigi mangione is mid.
He's low HTN at best.
>idealistically speaking, moids should not have rights
That's cool, with what force are you gonna do that?

kek this girl got rejected by chad and now she's lashing out on 4chan

>>33802409
did you... read the whole comment? i said it's not actually practical to deprive people of rights based on gender.
anyway, what happened to society being female-dominant? you moids always whine that society is a matriarchy. pick a fucking narrative.
also, ur just jealous of luigi

>>33802411
moids are the retards who demand sex slaves.
moids do not turn down sex. they themselves say "men are simple creatures who only want food and sex"

>>33802474
>also, ur just jealous of luigi
I'll need to get some hardmaxxes to ascend to HTN so I suppose in some sense that's correct.

Why haven't you posted your tits yet
It's a rule here you know

>>33802275
>you know that im not gonna fuck you
>>33802291
>we dont owe you sex

then get the FUCK out of my computer screen

>>33796527 (OP)
Ya know, i usually don't believe when someboady says they're a woman here, but you talk so fucking much that i just might.

>>33802490
because you havent proven that u look like james madison
>>33802513
WORD WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WRODA WORDS WORDS WORDA WORDS
>>33802520
Moids will yap over, like, frozen

>>33802520
believe it cuz i got banned from reddit lmfao

What is this ho waffling about?

>>33802563
if ur gonna use my name, you gotta simp for james madison

>>33796527 (OP)
wtf is this dogshit thread

out of all the tranny larpers pretending to be women this is one of the more accurate ones
did you study crystalcafe?

>>33803249
fellas is it gay for a woman to be attracted to moids?
btw all moids are bi. that's not the problem with them, it's just a little-acknowledged fact.
>>33803483
i'm a cis woman ffs moids are so retarded. wtf is crystalcafe.
this is the most you'll ever interact with a woman, so savor it.

>>33803249
you can tell me to kill myself, but you can't un-jack off to a monitor lizard.

>>33803519
What
no way that this isn't a masterfully crafted bait
you're exaggerating with the schizo babbling though

What does she look like? I wanna fuck her

>>33803653
why do you moids claim that women hate moids, then refuse to believe it when you talk to a woman who actually hates moids.
for the record, i genuinely wanted that advice

>>33803653
what's so schizo about believing the things that moidiots say about themselves?

Imteresting

>>33796527 (OP)
no, this is bait, even though it's incomprehensible and poorly written, there's no way women post here.

>>33804360
I unironically want to fuck this bitch so hard that the femcel thoughts get knocked of her.
Of course she's a total prude, so it won't happen. But it would be hilarious.

>>33796604
You're genuinely retarded.

>>33805349
what's so interesting? aren't all women like me, moidiot?
>>33805382
cope harder. it's perfectly clear, what are you not understanding? i wish i could find other women here though.
>>33805388
do you not realize that i would hate you more after having excruciating sex and probably getting an std and getting choked?
way to admit that moids are full of shit though. you say that you want women to be virgins, but you hate virgins too. the fact is, moids just hate women
>>33805426
because i believe the things that moidiots say about themselves, or because i listen to mesmerizer in 2025?

I couldn't remember what James Madison looked like, so I checked and he is like if a bald eagle became a man. Very patriotic of you, OP.

You know what's interesting m

>>33806527
THIS GUY GETS IT!
>>33806590
lol i really don't, mike

>>33806614
>Focus on the Sun in the picture
>James

Fine, keep indirectly flirting you nerd

And I'm only going to choke a little bit bro

>>33807247
"James Madison is so hot" is pretty direct
>>33807264
if ur judging, ur just jealous

>>33807744
Some things don't require a response but I gave you the courtesy of one

>>33807979
thanks, mike.

>>33808065
Two truths and a lie
James Madison was 5'4 and 100 pounds
James Madison quoted as saying: You can tell a lot about a man by his sounds in slumber
James Madison's slave wrote the first White House memoir

>>33808125
bitch, i dont know. the first is true (he's a bit smaller than that but that's nitpicking)

i have no idea so imma just guess the last one is a lie

Become a lesbian. At this rate I'll join you.

>>33808125
ok i looked it up and apparently the third one is true

>>33808372
Correct! He is also known to have had regular coitus with eagles. Defended it tooth and nail saying there just is not another bird like it while he wife Dolly looked at him shaking her head.

>>33808839
i know youre joking, but why would you put that picture in my head.
actually, better james madison than anyone else

>>33810177
If ur judging, ur just jealous

:)

What is your James Madison fact?

>>33810177
I'm not joking. .
If you Google "james Madison eagle coitus"
The third result down is an article about it

>>33811479
i... assume youre still joking but either way i dont want that im my search history.

>>33812017
100% serious. It's actually quite a good read

>>33812079
i still don't believe you, but i feel like theres something you're trying to get me to find.

is it a fanfic or a meme or something???

>>33812250
Third link down

>retarded underagedb& namefag
>tripfag comes in to save the day
>page 1
>no one knows how to sage
Pure, unadulterated 4channel

>>33812641
do u wanna get pegged

>>33812641
can u tell me wtf this mike guy is talking about? wouldnt that kill the eagle? i know im getting trolled but... girl...

Just date women

>>33812694
James Madison would be disappointed that you insinuated that he would ever hurt his ladies

>>33812698
Obviously, I roughly love And lust my girl.

>>33812698
moids constantly whine about women and refuse to just date males

>>33812720
youre messing with me, right? did anyone actually ever fuck eagles???

>>33812734
Did you look it up? You can clearly see the article

>males hate women (modern)
i wonder why

>>33812795
no, i dont want "James Madison eagle coitus" to be in my search history

>>33812862
moids have always hated women.
i know that you think you're entitled to sex. that just makes you MORE evil. especially because moids make themselves as repulsive as possible, on purpose.

>>33812910
>moids have always hated women.
you literally wouldn't exist or have laws that favors women if we "always hated women"

Bros why is the dishwasher acting up?

>>33812910
the fact you went into thinking that they only want sex, instead of a relationship, shows how much retarded modern brainwashed women are

>>33812933
don't bother replying, its a tranny that gets off, when you talk to it as if it is a female

>>33812924
no one is denying that moids are horny, retard. that doesnt negate the fact that you hate women at all.

women are the only reason why there are laws that "favor" women. i assume you are referring to basic human rights like not getting pimped out by the government. in the most moid-dominated wastelands like afghanistan, women are not protected.

>>33812927
why is the wallet talking?

>>33812939
tranny 100%

>>33812933
sex and relationships literally mean the same thing to moids.

moids themselves say "men are simple creatures who only want food and sex" even though you clearly hate women more than you love sex, hence why you make yourselves unattractive on purpose as an excuse to whine

>>33812936
i want to throw my pad in your face

>>33812942
why are you in denial? is it seriously news to you that you are unwanted?

>>33812933
there was a thread last night about how all women must be raped for refusing to have sex. moids absolutely hate women. they see anything involving a woman that isnt sex or torture as a chore

ITT: a troon or a terminally online woman doesn't realize they are just as rotten as the "others" they hate

>>33812939
SILENCE APPLIANCE

>>33812967
i'm not a rapist so no

>>33812991
the fact that you cant get laid is DEFINITELY not your fault!!! i cant imagine why someone would want you to commit suicide in front of your mom!!!

>>33812910
Well if you had read you would have found out that from James Madison's eagle lineage his virility lives on to this day

>>33813023
did james madison write this?

nah but seriously why are you trying to get me to look that up? there must be some result...

I hear what you are saying. I promise you, I will make it clear again. No more of this nonsense only meant to drive distrust and manipulate dependency. You can easily let this empty wasted time go.

I turned the front door light on for you.

>>33813033
It's like a scavenger hunt, but instead of marbles you are looking for eagle coitus

>>33813053
if theres anything real youre referencing, post a link. i have no idea what to expect...

>>33796527 (OP)
>i'd like a male to be genuinely sweet to me and not resent me, you know?
Can't happen.
Males require sex, and for you to solve more problems than you burden them with. You cannot, so it is impossible.

You know the truth. You just have to allow yourself to receive it and shut out the garbage people who push and pull.

>>33813064
I value your action.
I value your voice.

This is your turn

>>33813066
i know that that can't happen, jackass. that's my entire fucking point but you moids are too retarded to read.

you are not entitled to a sex slave. if you wanted sex so bad, you wouldnt go out of your way to be undesirable. you make yourselves undesirable so you have an excuse to complain.

moids are burdens. you are motivated exclusively by horniness, hunger, and hatred of women. you live for the sake of making the world worse and you wonder why any sane person hates you.

>>33813077
PLEASE did anyone actually fuck eagles

>>33813191
Attached to this post is photo evidence

>>33813195
... are you insinuating that i am an eagle

>>33813224
That is your admittance entirely

Things are starting to make sense

I am a James

>>33813233
.... are you saying you want me to fuck you in front of your wife

>>33798969
Both can be true, men and women hate each-other.

This is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen, 11/10

>>33813466
for some reason, the vast majority of women do not hate moids

>>33813337
>13337
Alas I am unmarried
It shows you have not googled the definition of coitus. Why are you so focused on pegging?

>>33815637
you couldnt pay me to look up "eagle coitus"

>>33815637
dont eagles have a cloaca not a vagina

this is your second time posting this get a life retard

>>33815906
this is the only post i made asking how to see all moids like james madison

half of the non porn posts on /r9k/ and /b/ and /adv/ are justifying rape. why dont yall have to get a life?

>>33815880
That's a good thing. I'm not interested in a prostitute eagle

>>33815889
Why are you asking me? You're the eagle. Use a mirror or something.

>>33796527 (OP)
>brain damage is my worst fear
don't worry, judging by your posts here, pretty sure you already have it
Seriously though, come on girl. It is like 15 years late to grow up on 4chan.

>>33796527 (OP)
You are NOT a woman and will NEVER be a woman. Stop living in a deluded fantasy world.

>>33796657
>Im cis
"cis" people dont use that word, dumbass tranny.

>>33796541
/thread

>>33816049
>y'all
Nice cultural appropriation, dumb troon.
GO BACK.

>>33816103
>come on girl
>girl
Fucking hell, this board is full of literally retarded anons.

Holy ragebait

>>33816103
do u think im a kid omg?
>>33816147
im not trans. are you projecting?
>>33816149
im sure cis males dont, but im a woman
>>33816158
i literally picked up y'all when i lived in texas when i was like 6. be glad i didnt pick up pronouncing booboo as bowbow

>>33816194
because i still listen to mesmerizer?

Bumpirino