Thread 33799961

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33797818

first for flat women

high difficulty thread

i like pecs

need korean gf with big ass

I hate women.

State gender
Do you think some people deserve to die

>>33799974
f yes

I need a shameless nudist gf

>>33799961 (OP)
women, what do you even want to hear when you ask "am i ugly". i thought it was "no" but that still made my gf sad.

>>33799974
M
yes me I deserve it

>>33799961 (OP)
>wahh im too dumb
>wahh im too ugly
>wahh im too short
>wahh im too flat
good grief just accept your flaws and focus on the strengths its not that big of a deal
>but i dont have any str-
shut up you big baby you know that isn't true, you just probably dont think of them as "sexy" compared to what you want so you dont appreciate them for what they are

I go hard in the motherfucking paint, nigga
Leave you stinking, nigga, what the fuck you thinking, nigga?

>>33799974
M
Objectively, no, no one deserves to die

>>33799983
there are adult flat women anon

>>33799985
what about peter scully

>>33799982
then how do you make them sexy for women?

State gender, let's say that you've played both tennis and ping pong before, and you find that you're better at tennis than ping pong. Of which would you prefer to play with your friends?

>>33799974
m
sure. "deserve" i think is an unfortunate word, but there are plenty of people where putting them down is simply the most ethical thing to do for them & the world.

>>33799968
>>33799969
off to a great start

>>33799974
m

yes but this realization is extremely upsetting and tragic to me, almost to a point where I resent the realities of life itself

>>33799986
impossible

>>33799974
M
Only angels

Is it delusional narcissism or just high self esteem if I genuinely believe
> I am the best overall partner my girlfriend has ever had amongst all the men she’s dated
> I am the best at sex and sexual chemistry of all the men she’s dated
>I think if she cheated or broke up with me, even if she became found another man and had another happy life , she’d never find anyone as “good” as me

>>33799994
i'm not flat and i don't like flat enjoyers

Hair of gold
>>33799990
I used to play both, hate them equally but I'd rather play tennis

>>33799982
F
What do I do when my flaws outnumber my strengths, or are more visible than them?

>>33800001
Of all the men she’s dated or had sex with *

>>33799974
Yes. Somehow almost none of the niggas who need to get got get it, but kids in classrooms and churches die all the time. It's fucked.

>>33799988
I just read about him. I’d heard of his shit before. He was also molested at a young age. Objectively, death isn’t deserved.

>>33799980
Honestly the one thing that has worked best for me is when my husband does not take me seriously at all. He will tell me to stop being mean to his wife, compliment me and play fight me while he tells me to stop being a bully lol
It makes me laugh and stops the noise in my head.

>>33800001
Might be true
Might be true
Absolutely false.

Women say something nice about penises.
Men say something nice about vaginas.

>>33800001
narcissistic imo. most people are extremely mediocre, outperforming you is not in any way unrealistic. Perhaps unlikely, but the certainty that you convey in your post implies a degree of delusion.

>>33800011
they exist
f

>>33799985
You deserve to die for having this garbage opinion.

>>33800004
then fix the flaws you can and improve the strengths you can.

women having to left about self-improvement will never not be funny

>>33800002
i just hope flat enjoyers have big pecs because otherwise what's the point

>>33800011
They're hot and make women happy

>>33800015
How do you know if you've never seen one?

after being sad about my gf leaving me for six months I'm finally over her now I hate her and wish nothing but the worst for her, I hate feeling like this but I can't help it

>>33800016
You aren’t tough

>>33800011
f
the small ones are funny to look at

girl anons if a chick i was with for a while now sees me as more of her "plan b" is there anything I can do to change that or should I just forget about her?

>>33800015
why bother responding if you weren't going to actually say something nice?

>>33800003
>men don't even like real hot women, they only like ai slop
RIP

>>33800001
The last one made me think you're pretty narcissistic.

>>33799999
Nice digits.

>>33799968
Yeah! First place

>>33800011
some vaginas are very aesthetically pleasing and it feels nice to put my cock inside one of them (or so I've heard)

>>33800021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=610YNQ023yk

>>33800018
no issue with that, just don't like the ones that are obsessed about flat ones specifically

>>33799990
Bizarre question.
I'd rather play ping pong, it's easier to set up and makes for a better time with the boys.

>>33800028
... prove it

>>33799974
Male
Yes

>>33800020
how did you know
>>33800025
because i'm trying my best and i make small steps first, i hope i'll never see your penis

>>33800024
Did she tell you so or are you guessing that's the case?

>>33800011
F. I like having sex with one of them, and the way that dick looks.

>>33800032
You gonna see the big ping pong movie coming out this year?

>>33800007
plenty of people get molested and dont become the next peter scully. if was never molested, would he deserve death then? your argument makes no sense.

>>33800022
You aren't human.

>>33800028
hope you're having a nice day or night!

>>33800027
I typed ''average blonde'' as a prompt

>>33799990
m, pong

>>33800023
thats not nice :(

>>33800035
>i hope i'll never see your penis
i hope so too

>>33800037
No.

>>33800030
what a nice song, very relatable

>>33800040
>>33800041
Ok sure guys enjoy your power fantasies about killing

>>33800036
guessing but almost definitely the case. we dated for a while and she always expressed that i need to work on myself. she still wants to talk all the time and we hook up infrequently and has said she sees a future for us but i can tell she's playing the field (i'm not cucked, also playing the field myself but i really like her still more than girls i've been with since)

>>33800011
some pussy kinda looks like bacon, but that's a good thing

>>33799999
i get it

>>33800031
oh, fair

>>33800033
Haha no, imagine me with huge hentai tits.
>>33800042
Afternoon I think it’s called, thank you. Hope you have a nice day too!

>>33800050
>no argument
Neck yourself

>>33800002
and I don't like you

>>33800060
It’s my religious beliefs, and I don’t really feel like dealing with bad faith arguments

>>33800061
i don't care if you're m

>>33800052
>i need to work on myself
That's a sign she cares. I did not give half of a fuck about whether men I did not want to be with worked on himself or not. I thought the man who now is my husband should work on himself, because I wanted to grow old with him.

>also playing the field myself
I hate men so much.

>>33800058
do women struggle heavily with being flat or do you not care

>>33800050
your the one defending peter scully

>>33800058
but then you won't be first

>>33800068
>bad faith argument
No, I’m saying that deserving to die isn’t a thing, no human can decide that. It’s a grievous sin

>>33800058
>Afternoon I think it’s called, thank you. Hope you have a nice day too!
that's good, I had nice day thanks!

>>33800001
Sounds like cope because you know she is sloppy seconds

Dance on me balls
Cat fucking a hand bag
Yours only yours

It must suck to have small tits as a girl. Imagine if your dick was small and everyone could see the shape of your dick all the time.

>>33800078
M, worst comparison ever.

>>33800078
what is it like to have big ones as a male?

>>33800062
Which religion says that someone who chops up an 18 month old girl's labia with scissors shouldn't be put to death?

>>33800081
How is it a bad comparison?

>>33800082
none of us here can answer that...

>>33800085
nta and f that is not flat, but men don't penetrate breasts, it's not that big of a deal

>>33800086
heartbreaking

>>33800066
that's cool to hear that you think that means she's earnest and actually does want me to be better. did your husband end up working on himself?

dude i just feel like if i don't put myself out there and just think about a future with her im a loser

>>33800084
Good lord, I don’t care about arguing with your strawman

How do I stand on my values? I always said I wouldn’t date a slut, etc. my current crush has a wild sexual past. But it’s like my interest in her overrides the rational side of my brain. How do I bring back the rational side of me?

>>33800078
the big difference is that small boobs still look good, small dicks look bad and are worthless

>>33800087
It sucks that instead of having solidarity with small dick guys flatties just denigrate them.

>>33800090
>did your husband end up working on himself?
He did. We still both work on ourselves and try to be better for one antoher.

Committing to a woman does not make you a loser. Stop being a whore.

Women would you date a man who is obsessed with genshin lore?

>>33800094
but boobies can't be compared to that

>>33800078
>no one likes small dick
>small tits are so popular they have their own category on every porn site in existence

>>33800097
you're at the same level as mario fans

>>33800097
gachaniggers are undateable

>>33800091
It's not a stawman, that's what he did.
Which religion do you follow that considers mutilating a baby OK?

>>33800101
>small tits are so popular they have their own category on every porn site in existence
see I'm not the only one! and people here call me weird. sorry for liking skinny women

>>33800105
you're just american btw

>>33800102
mario doesnt have lore

>>33800103
I've been playing since launch and i still havent spent more than $60 on that game

>>33800104
the worst part is thats probably not even the worst thing he did

>>33800097
I would not find it very interesting.

>>33800092
It is fairly normal to feel attraction for people you don't align with in terms of value. In the past I defifnitely felt attraction for men who were not good for me, too.
Remember that while you may not have full control of your feelings, you have control of your behavior. If you don't think you should date her because your values don't align, then simply don't - minimize chances of interaction, don't fuck her, and try to move on.

It sucks to stop your attraction to someone, but it's better in my opinion than to be with a person you resent.

>>33800104
I’m not interested in this. Have a good one

>>33800106
and what's your point?

>>33800109
>I would not find it very interesting.
i thought women like when men sperg out about things?

>>33800107
i'm talking about the dateability, not lore
your level of virginity surpasses mine

>>33800113
I do. I do not find the topic very charming.

>>33800110
So you're Jewish?

>>33800096
that's awesome. it's good to hear about caring relationships like that. most of my friends just have shit relationships sadly

thank you for the advice and you're probably right and part of me knows that my mindset just stems from insecurity. i actually do agree with her that i need to spend some time on my own working on the things that i know are important to all individuals before we could have a good relationship

do you think i should continue to be in contact with her while i work on myself or should i take a break and reconvene when i think it would actually work?

>>33800111
that skinny women can still have big ones baka, if you don't even know how to show appreciation to your type correctly

>>33800116
No, but you’re lonely

>>33800107
even sperging about half a presses would be more interesting than genshit

>>33800114
>>33800115
women are so complicated

>>33800106
this kek

>It's late at night
>Hasan Piker rolls out of bed
>Somehow stuffs all eight inches of Turkish delight into his briefs
>He tip toes out of his room so as not to awaken femanon
>His dog is asleep in front of the door
>He presses the shock button, forgetting that he placed the collar on femanon earlier
>(You)'re jolted awake by the pain
Femanons, how upset are you in this scenario?

Women, is it true that lanky guys have bigger dicks or is it an optical illusion?

>>33799999
Based
>>33800021
Proud of you
https://youtu.be/hEQRpOCHjYs

Relationships aren’t worth it. You could be with someone for 15 years and then they could just up and leave because “the spark is gone”.
I will never allow myself to risk feeling that pain.
Never.

>>33800108
Not sure about that. He clearly enjoyed showing off his depravity, if he did something worse than DD it would have leaked and become known by now.

>>33800132
>You could be with someone for 15 years and then they could just up and leave because “the spark is gone”
Sounds like a BPD moment

>>33800078
This isn't even remotely the same. Being a dicklet means you LITERALLY cannot have sex in certain ways and the actual, mechanical function of your genitalia does not work as well at getting women off. It's an actual curse, like if there's a God and he made your dick small he 100% does not care about you as much as he does everyone else.

>>33800119
oh I know that! all flat women are skinny but not all skinny women are flat

>>33800115
nta, what are charming topics to you

>>33800136
>all flat women are skinny
You've never seen a flat fat girl? they definitely exist

>>33800120
You could just say "yes".

>>33800128
hey anon, lanky guy here. i have a pretty long dick but not the girthiest beast out there. oh well, we don't get to pick our genitals i guess

>>33800124
On which one of the femanons did he place the collar? There are a bunch.

>>33800078
nobody who has ever endured being a dicklet would type something this retarded.

>>33800142
Yeah but I’m not Jewish. If you want to talk to people and form connections, strawmanning their opinions isn’t the way to go

Anti-smalldickism is the last acceptable prejudice. We have to practice positivity about every gross variation of the female body but small dicks are always hated on.

>>33800145
I hope all femanon Hasansimps are getting shock collar'd at once

Would you date a girl who is disgusted by the world? I hate public spaces because everything is dirty, I hate buildings because they are full of mold and pests and dust, I hate shopping because stores and objects are disgusting, I dress like a hazmat when hiking because I'm scared of Lyme disease, I don't have sex because people get mad when I ask them to get tested for diseases beyond stds. But I also cry every day about being lonely. Should I kill myself?

>>33800145
All of them, just at different times.

>>33800148
Are you happy about this?

Men, would you be willing to fist fight your girlfriend’s dad if he threatens you for saying his daughter? He’s a boxer and I box too but I think he’d stereotyped me as a bad influence

>>33800136
alright, weird choice of words earlier mister but chubby girls with small boobs exist too
now list me your flat waifus

>>33800118
>do you think i should continue to be in contact with her while i work on myself or should i take a break and reconvene when i think it would actually work?
I don't think it's an issue to stay in touch while you work on yourselves, supporting each other as you grow as individuals is the core of a good relationship.

Obviously I'm assuming it's not something like "I punch her when I feel upset", but something that does not pose danger to her.

>>33800149
I'm NTA btw

>>33800155
>chubby girls with small boobs exist too
I think this looks cute.

>>33800154
I don't want to get involved with a trashy family like that

>>33800151
>Should I kill myself?
No, you should get treatment for OCD.

>>33800139
History probably is the biggest one. But I'm pretty easy in general, I'll listen to him yap about anything I'm remotely interested in.

>>33800151
be normal

>>33800154
no

>>33799961 (OP)
Women, what is your dad like?

Men, would you follow his rules?

>>33799972
I thought you were going to stop posting this.

i can sense the storm coming

>>33800124
I don't actually know where the shock meme started btw.

>>33800148
As a victim of that myself, I actually kinda understand it. It isn't aesthetically pleasing, it doesn't work as well as a bigger one and doesn't really exude masculinity. I don't blame women who don't want to get with a guy if he has a tiny penis, their bodies are meant to accomodate larger mass than mine. sometimes u just gotta accept that genetics are cruel and that some negative stereotypes are completely valid

>>33800173
Sorry I just flushed. I might have to use the plunger though.

>>33800166
I don't need treatment I still do all these things because I'm very brave. But no one cares
>>33800169
>be normal
I'm trying I want to be a clean normie

>>33800170
>whatever you do to her, i will do to you
Thats so gay lol. Is he going to suck my tiddies?

>>33800173
No storm

>>33800141
wow no I haven't seen that before
>>33800155
flat waifus? hmm I don't think any of the anime I've watch had any

>>33800170
>Whatever you do to her, I will do to you
*Kisses her on the lips*

>>33800170
>fuck his daughter
>get rewarded with some retarded, muscly chud tossing me around his bedroom as a cherry on top
oh no..!

>>33800173
Tuesday is going to be a big day!

>>33800170
hmm I kinda have a problem with rule 10 I don't want him kissing me

>>33800175
Small cocks exude masculinity, you think of jacked statues of gods, the focus is on the man and his deeds
Big cocks exude zoylennial/zoomer, performative, coombrained """masculinity""" which is about looks and "aura"

Women, would it be a red flag if I still used words like “fat” to describe people? I had a friend who was shocked when I called my brother fat. I didn’t say it negatively, I just said “ he’s fat now after he stopped working out but…” and she went “uhhhhh” and looked at me like “wow!”
I was just designing his current body type , wasn’t even calling him a fatass (though I’d call him a fatass to his face and then he’d call me a dumb ugly fuck and we’d laugh)

>>33800177
In that case, you should get treatment for OCPD

You know what's secretly a GOATed combo? Flat tits, HUGE nipples. Thumb sized.

>>33800154
I wouldn't be willing. I'd be thrilled. A real fight against a real fighter? I couldn't be happier.

>>33800185
>Small cocks exude masculinity, you think of jacked statues of gods, the focus is on the man and his deeds
this only applies to white dicklet societies btw.

>>33800187
I think I just need a man to love me

>>33800185
haha HAHAHAHAHA nice fucking cope

>>33800156
lol not at all, the things we both need to work on are just stuff like going out less, healthy habits, financial goals. mundane but important stuff that i put off while i was enjoying my 20s.

your words actually cheered me up and gives me a little motivation in the sense that maybe i don't have to feel like it's wrong to just choose the woman i love. that thought definitely makes me feel uncertain about the future though

thank you for the genuine advice and hope you have a great week

>>33800188
for me its HUGE tits and HUGE POINTY ERASER NIPPLES

Criiiinge

>Big cocks this
>Big cocks that
I'm content with my little 5 incher

Do you guys have sexual organ preferences? M I prefer big Clits

>>33800192
Dick doesn't cure mental illnesses.

>>33800185
then post your """""masculine""""" dick for us, buddy!

>>33800199
I'm content with my little 6.2

>>33800201
I love foids with pretty buttholes

>>33800188
For me its banana/torpedo tits with large puffy areolas

>>33800151
like the other guy said, maybe talk to a therapist about this

>>33800202
I'm not mentally ill thats the bigges psyop "oh she wants to be clean and healthy? ummm mental illness alert !" Maybe I'm just smarter than everyone

women, are men with visible collarbones attractive?

>>33800211
is that not everyone?

>>33800201
M
I like large areolas. What are sometimes pejoratively referred to as "pepperoni areolas."

>>33800192
I love you platonically

What are some early signs of pronation future mental illness that we can all avoid? Minus obvious ones like preferring pineapple on pizza

>>33800186
lol i was out with a female friend recently and we were talking about another girl in the friend group and remarked that personality wise she would be the most dateable girl if she wasn't fat. her reply was like i dropped the n bomb or something
like the rest of the girls just don't treat her like their fat friend. Fat is like a slur to women i don't get it
I actually think that chick is super kind and fun. it doesn't bother me that she's fat it's just a fact

>>33800211
yes?

>>33800213
mine didn't used to be visible until I lost weight

Should i ask out a girl who i dont particularly find that attractive, but everyone else seems to think she's a goddess? i dont think my chances are zero

>>33800170
>Women, what is your dad like?
He's the best.

He is very smart and curious. He had to start working full time at 16 to support his parents, so he could not go to college. He still maintained a lifelong love for learning. He is constantly studying, reading, writing and researching. He's a very hardworking guy, and will sacrifice for his loved ones without thinking twice.
He is funny as fuck, and will make light of every bad situation with me. He is very sensitive and wise. He always went above and beyond for me and my mom. He loves us with his whole heart and always let us know so.

Just all around great dude.

>>33800217
What are some early signs of a partner’s* future mental illness that we can all avoid? Minus obvious ones like preferring pineapple on pizza

Sorry I’m about to go to sleep, my text are becoming incoherent

>>33800209
I have OCD, so I know what it's like.

>>33800191
You sound like a woman, is that supposed to offend me?

>>33800203
I'm average, I'm just stating the fact that unless you are pornbrained, the only association in your brain with small dicks should be of classical statues and art

confession: i have big booba and big areolas and it makes me appreciate male pecs even more

>>33800208
I want to talk to you not some scammer
>>33800216
Why
>>33800225
I dont want to steal your valor

>>33800186
No.

>>33800195
Then nah, that's totally fine. Good luck anon, wish you the best.

>>33800185
Greeks are the jigaboos of Europe and should never be trusted.

>>33800222
No

>>33800229
>Why
um, sorry I was just trying to make you feel better
>I want to talk to you not some scammer
nta but I agree therapy is a scam

>>33800222
if you don't have strong feelings for her then don't get involved in her life

>>33800199
guarantee you no girl has slept with a guy with a 5 incher and that was the reason she didn't want to be with him

most women are more stimulated emotionally than physically (assuming you're not ugly as hell or extremely uncharismatic also)

i've seen a lot of my friends dicks and one of the most averagely endowed homies has been told by girls that he's large and i think it's because of his personality / the way he makes them feel

You guys should know that women can fish for compliments because there will always be men who take the bait. If men try to fish for compliments, women usually will not.

>>33800228
...Why would it be different if you had small booba and areola?

>>33800222
Don't date women you don't like.

>>33800238
Brilliant dude

>>33800151
If your behavior impairs you to the point you're thinking about suicide, you're obviously mentally ill.

>>33800238
M
you say that but it always works when I fish for compliments

>>33800238
insecure men make women feel uncomfortable. insecure women make men feel protective. it's just biology and cultural values

I fucked up.

>>33800243
I'm not thinking about it, I am asking if I should think about it

>>33800124
Femanons, please don't ignore this very important question

gender, which posters can you recognize?

>>33800245
>insecure men make women feel uncomfortable.
I want the one woman on earth who doesn't feel like this

>>33800239
is it not that intuitive? it's because we wouldn't have things in common, the look of them is very different
to be fair i always preferred girls with small boobs too but when it comes to men i find some opposite aspects prettier

>>33800249
A lot of you. I just don’t say it

>>33800249
M
yes me :3

>>33800247
Killing yourself isn't very clean or healthy.

>>33800248
i'm not attracted to him

>>33800252
name them

>>33800254
Nothing is so wjy not stop the suffering

>>33800255
Does that mean you'd be really upset in the scenario?

>>33800246
what happened

>>33800211
nag, my guess is yes to upper, much less yes to lower

>>33800256
Why? Fucking weird

>>33800261
liquor

>>33800260
i think that i'd be trying to escape

>>33800251
I suppose that makes sense

>>33800237
>i've seen a lot of my friends dicks
Kek, are you gay or are you a slut?

>>33800223
based. true fatherhood is about sacrifice for loved ones

i'm genuinely curious for all the incels out here, did your parents model a positive marriage when you were growing up? i have a theory that it's less about looks and shit than it is about your role models showing you what healthy relationships look like

>>33800269
Read a book dipshit

>>33800259
Maybe learn to confront these things in a way that will reduce your long term suffering?

>>33800267
so yes i find the look of pecs very pretty, i like pecs a lot, i love pecs

Are women grossed out by men with inverted nipples?

I don't think there's that many truly ugly people in a lot of cases they are just fat or have a bad haircut and stuff like that

>>33800268
i have a very fraternal relationship with my homies and we get drunk and do stupid shit a lot. also urinals
if you've never seen your best friends' dicks are you really best friends?

>>33800274
>>33800270

>>33800274
Im genuinely ugly

>>33800273
probably

>>33800274
ive seen dimes get fat and become nickels. have also seen chopped shyt blossom to fine shyt. so i agree

>>33800271
I do this everyday

Is shyt pronounced shit or shite
Asking for a friend

>>33800277
same desu

>>33800282
Shite

>>33800284
I’m learning

>>33800282
Scheiße

>>33800286
it might depend where you are geographically but i pronounce it shit and so does everyone else i know (american)

>>33800286
Yes why not

>>33800288
watch out

How come all the people wanted for muerders in Toronto, in the 80’s were white and then after 1991 to this day, they were almost all black?

>>33800264
coward

>>33800295
There’s literally only one I care about

>>33800270
>Read a book dipshit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&t=28s

>>33800294
I can’t fucking wait for provinces to become states.

will there ever be an /atoga/ without a "who's your favorite/least favorite anon/namefag/poster?"

>>33800297
NAME THEM

>>33800280
Could you could you sleep on the ground if you had to?

>>33800302
No bitch I’ll get made fun of

Women do you prefer cum thats thicker or more watery?

Has anyone on here ever had a romantic relationship with a college/university professor while a student?

How did it go?

>>33800306
That should be illegal

>>33800305
thicker

>>33800304
wow its not like you're anonymous and can just continue posting like nothing happened

>>33800299
I want Canada to become a distant memory. It doesn’t have a culture worthy of a country, and it shows. It is akin to if Wisconsin were a whole country, and there were people serious about Cheesehead pride at a national level. At best, Canada can carry on as a state.

>>33800249
I recognize anon :3, JH, QT, and the Dark Souls/Elden Ring Lady at a glance. Others not so much.

>>33800312
Why are you so obsessed with names, most of these posters don’t have names but they’re chronically online and autistic

>>33800313
nta but i want the US to become a distant memory too

I support Canada out of solidarity because I live in Australia's Canada.

>>33800314
i never recognize JH unless she's talking about dildos or things like that

>>33800273
if they can uninvert when erect, no

>>33800316
You’re lucky the 1st Amendment guarantees you the right to your garbage takes

>>33800317
Melbourne?

>>33800319
there's a very easy way of spotting her, but im not saying it so she doesnt patch it
once you figure it out, its easy

>>33800308
I'm pretty sure it is but it still happens quite often.

>>33800317
Semper fi, nigga.

>>33800314
You remember so few despite remembering whoever gives you compliments, says a lot lmao

>>33800321
i live in a place that is free of mcdonalds

>>33800323
that's okay

Women, can you please get blue eye samurai videos out of my recommendations?

>>33800323
If you only have one way of picking out JH you're a simple amateur.

>>33800319
It’s all in the formatting and punctuation.
>>33800319
Like this.

Time to stay up all night

>>33800078
The actual equivalent of being a dicklet is having a really ugly pussy. It doesn't matter mechanically as much but it's still a thing that men will universally find really unappealing.
Having small tits is like being really thin as a guy with little muscle or body fat, it is not a thing that is typical or "canonically" attractive but a large amount of girls go crazy over it.

>>33800330
kek i thought that's a channel not a series
what's up with that title? it's like kpop demon hunters

>>33800322
Is Canada a city in the US? Think for a second.

>Just deleted my porn folder
Women, are you proud of me?

>>33800338
sure

>>33800334
Women aren't disgusted by small dicks the same way men are disgusted by an ugly pussy

>>33800338
what kind of porn was it

>>33799961 (OP)
>But im telling you it is that dire.
ASML anon please explain your thoughts? why is the apocalypse imminent

>>33800333
same lmao

>>33800335
Ikr?
It's apparently about a hapa who wants to kill their dad for making them a hapa. It's basically r/hapas as a cartoon.

>>33800340
Nah women absolutely disdain shrimps.

>>33800345
Don’t do that bro. This place is such a shithole

>>33800347
Even if that's true, it's still not the same as disgust, women would still happily suck a small penis. Men treat ugly pussy like it's diseased

>>33800337
New Zealand is comparable to Vancouver tho

>>33800342
Nothing particularly notable. Just women fucking or showing off.

>>33800274
Absolutely. But this advice does little for the maladapted - they just look for something that's set in stone (IQ, height, genital traits, etc) and then panic over that. The drama of a hopeless struggle is what fuels a lot of these peoples' whinging. Once you make the problems achievable and fixable, it becomes just another type of boring, incremental improvements and work.

>>33800339
Thanks.

>>33800344
It technically isn't. But it could be at any moment. I work with equipment that, if it fails, would cripple the chip making industry and we'd all be fucked. We are closer to that doom than anyone would admit outside of an anonymous Mongolian cartoon forum.

>>33800349
Who bullied you

>>33800350
first girl i ever had sexual contact with unironically laughed and said "do you need to jerk off a bit to get it ready?" when i disrobed as we made out. she said she'd be open to more making out but didn't see the point in sex

i ate her pussy, snuck out while she slept and cried into my pillow at home for almost a full uninterrupted hour

>Your Gender
Do you have a favourite lolcow?

>>33800351
I'm saying New Zealand is to Australia as Canada is to the US.
>Way fewer people
>They think our accent sounds funny
>We think they're arrogant stupid loudmouths
>We go over there all the time for jobs
>They come here on vacation and we resent them.

Women, I just caught a huge spider

What do

>>33800358
Pretty much everyone until I moved cities

>>33800360
>favourite lolcow?
Me.

New game for the fangirls: whenever a hostage gets released from Gaza, you get shocked.

>>33800359
Did you get a sph fetish after?

>>33800359
NTA/NAG.
It amazes me the shit they'll say.

>>33800359
3.8 inch anon?

I came 5 minutes ago and I'm still throbbing

>>33800361
Sounds more like Mexico

foids, if you're so hot
why arent you pregnant right now?

>>33800369
Has he said what the girth is?

>>33800361
I love New Zealand

>>33800362
good job but stay away from me

>>33800359
That’s fucking awful, sorry you had to go through that

>>33800366
nah never understood that tbqh. im actually vanilla i just have extremely low confidence and would rather die alone with no family than risk that happening again
>>33800369
no but im not far off!

>>33800371
No, because we speak the same language and are actually exactly the same but still get annoyed at each other, also people do say sometimes we should become part of Australia.

>>33800374
6.9 inches around
girls call it "the fist"

>>33800366
>Did you get a sph fetish after?
NTA. I developed a height humiliation kink after a woman under 5' make fun of me for being short. It's sort of depressing, but also an effective coping mechanism.

>>33800376
It's shit, that's why everyone leaves. It's fun if you're a tourist but actually living here sucks.

>>33800361
idk i get along pretty well with canadians actually, as much as we/they want to larp that we're these drastically different cultures we really aren't in most meaningful ways.

>>33800382
this is insane why did you not kill yourself in front of her

>>33800382
i also got humiliation fetishes because of something i was bullied for, f

>>33800386
JH moment

>>33799233
Well I was speaking to and helping the builder a bit this morning, and gonna do some shopping for my housemates later and errands
Gonna try and not pull any sickies from work or go crazy night before a shift
My roommate did leave an open beer out though so... it would be a waste not to drink it...
Honestly I would get fucked up today but I can't afford it lol, I need to save my pennies for groceries

>>33800388
but not jh and i'm not sure what that refers to

>>33800170
>whatever you do to her, I will do to you
Fuck no

>>33800389
Also I have to call my mom in 15mins so gotta stay sober

What are the required conditions to develop fetishes after negative experiences?

Where do I meet clingy gf

It’s over

How rare is it for women to let their bfs cum in their mouth? I dont care if she swallows or spits, but pulling out to cum is basically a ruined orgasm imo. Is this a deal breaker for most women?

>>33800396
cant speak for others but it doesnt happen to me at all. I am really into being this small and fragile guy getting tossed around by a big lady but im not insexure about my height or strength at all. But if a girl mocked my penis size or my looks i'd be sad. real insecurity never feeds into sex for me at all.

>>33800402
it wouldn't be for me

>>33800402
They patched that glitch in the last update.

Is the thread ok again?
Have the creepy maleanons and stalking femanons left?

>>33800407
Yeah it seems useable

>>33800407
non-stalker femanon here

>>33800385
I still like my family and pets.
>>33800388
Why do you always say this?

>>33800407
>the creepy maleanons
Aren't we all creepy?

>>33800407
>creepy maleanons
Reporting in.

Is it possible to be a wagie without drinking yourself to death?

Guys why the fuck am i actually paying attention politics and the economy and shit now? Am i actually getting old??
>Not american btw
>Keep american politics far away from me pls

>>33800407
>have the creepy maleanons left
No but do yo thing
I'm busy with IRLshit today anyway kms

>guy has little success with women
>i know, i have to get in good shape
>body image becomes more and more distorted
>enters male fitness groups
>ends up taking steroids
why is this such a common pipeline

>>33800415
Yeah, but why would you?

>>33800416
just part of getting old yeah
where u from? what politics interest you?

Sorry, Sal

>>33800409
Hopefully you aren't her...

>>33800415
It is if you have healthy emotional regulation and find alternate outlets and coping mechanisms
I don't recommend becoming a bartender though if you have a propensity for alcoholism kek, seek support
>>33800419
Insecure and mentally unwell people tend to hyperfocus on specific attributes and develop a tunnel vision-like perspective. I suppose the female equivalent is eating disorders, cosmetic surgeries and other expressions of body dysmorphia
>>33800420
But I didn't get b& kek. Turns out when someone impersonates you and breaks da rools, you don't get b& because IP addresses are unique

just saw a video of a woman getting choked and lifted against the wall by her husband and now i'm envious and have other feelings, did you know this?

>>33800419
Because women like and demand muscular men. If being gymmed up and roided up wasn't even remotely successful in terms of getting a gf then guys wouldn't do it.

Well, I feel better now (UwU)
Cigarette ahegao (UwU)
No need to cry about it (UwU)
(Oh, I don't smoke, I just like how it smells)

>>33800362
Release it outside.

>>33800424
no way, i would only kidnap a man for a day

>>33800428
I also just had a sad smoke

>>33800427
You can just get a blue collar job or hobbies instead of roidmaxxing
Most women prefer the normal build strong type to the gaylord Johnny bravo type

State gender.

You died.
However, you are granted one last wish of spending 24h with one person before it's finally over. You can also chose where you meet up.
Who do you chose and what do you do together?

>>33800402
I wouldn't say so. I don't talk a lot about giving blowjobs with my friends over coffee so I don't know if that's the case for most women, but I want my husband to come in my mouth. That feels like the whole point of blowjobs.

>>33800428
i have a fetish for someone blowing smoke to my face but i can't stand smoke anymore and this is very sad because i've never asked someone to do it to me yet

Thinking about the sweet obliterating kiss of the freight train again...

>>33800433
I’d spend it with her, in the middle of the forest

>>33800430
That's exactly what she would say to pretend to not seem dangerous...

>>33800433
F. My husband, in this place we stopped at during a road trip. The side of a river, with the trees.

>>33800433
>her
You can't do this to me...

>>33800433
24 hours of sex with my ideal man in a cold enough place, maybe get to eat something nice too
>>33800438
are you trolling me...

I used to try to be a friendly person, but I now realise it's not in my nature. I don't know how people have the energy to keep up multiple friendships and acquaintances.

>>33800419
men would do 10,000 deadlifts before spending an hour learning what women actually want from women

>>33800433
M
24h in a great hotel suite with room service and >>33800441 this femanon.

Aw fuck here we go again...

State gender
Say 3 things you dislike about yourself
Say 3 things you like about yourself

>>33800444
10,000 deadlifts sounds easier and more fun.

>>33800445
scary, i'm not attracted to Pitbull though

>>33800446
No, not again

>>33800444
To be choked?

>>33800447
M
>dislike
Belly, can be lazy, too old
>like
Creativity, charming/helpful, tall

>>33800446
Plap plap plap?

>>33800451
it's too late. it's happening

>>33800447
I don't dislike anything about myself, I've learned to accept.

>>33800420
Good morning saar!

>>33800456
I refuse to be a piece of shit any longer

>>33800436
Get some help. And don't traumatize some train conductor.

>>33800455
unfortunately no

>>33800388
Pajeet moment

>>33800447
F.
I dislike my anxiety, my body type and how lazy I can get.
I like my kindness, my curiosity and my sense of humor.

>>33800450
I don't know who or what that is, but we're gonna hang out in the pool and order nice food.

>>33800462
Go back to Toronto

>>33800459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjO34bpF9-4

thinking about a bisexual foid whom needs her ass ate

God I miss boobies

>>33800465
>unwashed dalit attempts to reply to me

>>33799982
This will probably end up being the best post in the entire thread.

>>33800464
i was making a joke about a song but i think that the fact that you didn't recongize it is cute, i'll consider it but i hope i don't accidentally drown

>>33800427
there are women into the roid physique but they're not the majority, in general physique obsession is a bit of an ick for women (plus all the problems arising from PED usage)
there's that one graph that correlates time in the gym with sex and guys that spend all day in the gym (prerequisite for roid physique) had less than average

>>33800444
now this is also stupid because women constantly lie about what they want and if you listen to women's """advice""" it's always feel good platitudes that basically are summarized as "b urself :)" and "it'll happen" because for them it's lik that, but not for men

>>33800473
We all know you're the Toronto pajeet

>>33800460
I'm not going to. Letting the thought out into the world instead of keeping it in my head helps.

>>33800472
god i haven't touched boobies and i am nearing 27

>>33800470
Weirdly made me cry

>>33800478
That's fair. I wish you well, anon.

>>33800477
I confess I am a pajeet sissy femboy from Toronto that needs my buddy destroyed by BWC

>>33800483
Thanks.

>>33800479
Get an escort at this point. But make sure she has natural tits. A lot of them lie about it.

I wonder if I’ll dream

>>33800222
>Should i ask out a girl who i dont particularly find that attractive
Nah.

>>33800490
i hope you will

>>33800484
imagine being so lonely you become gay

>>33800475
If you can drown in a jacuzzi, you must be tiny as fuck.
Anyway, I'll just scoop you up.
What food would you like inbetween our naughty sessions?

>>33800487
Prostitutes are based and redpilled

>>33800492
Only for you

I really need a gf

>>33800300
That question is not THAT common. There is a lot of other spam that is more prevalent than that.

>>33800484
>claims to be a pajeet sissy femboy
>desperately tries to groom any femanon within reach
It all makes sense now, he’s losing the battle for his masculinity

>>33800171
That wasn't me. There are other posters that post that too.

>>33800319
That's always, innit.

>>33800496
not sure about that but had it happen enough in pools
i don't have anything specific in mind but i like meat and sweets and sweet potatos a lot, what about you?

>>33800498
Yeah, if you're not a tall Chad that women want, I don't see the point of holding onto false hope. Especially if he's 27 already and never touched tits. At best, you'll get a fatty or an ugly girl that you don't even like. That's why I started seeing escorts.

>>33800407
No.

I don't know how much longer I can do this. I feel like a zombie being forced to continue on past my natural death. I shouldn't be here.

>>33800498
As time marches forward I slowly feel like caving to that idea...

>>33800510
You need to fight it. Life is precious, yours is, and the solution is closer than suicide

>>33800433
Male
I honestly can't think of anyone. If it's allowed I'd say my future gf/wife, but she might not even exist.

>>33800479
I'm a little surprised you haven't caved and just "accidentally" touched some woman's boobs. It's called arm and elbow grope.

>>33800508
In my city it’s just skinny Chinese women awesome dude

>>33800517
I'd rather die than be caught pulling shit like that

>>33800433
M
Why the fuck would I do that to someone I like? Get it over with already, and let them move on.

>>33800513
If you haven’t had sex before and you fuck a whore you will get AIDS and die because your immune system has not fully matured yet, incel bioweapon

Not hating women is impossible.

>>33800447
I can't even think of 3 things to say about myself.

>>33800507
Can you not swim? Why did you keep drowning?
I would want something to refill our stamina. There definitely need to be fruit baskets or fruity deserts. Maybe some exotic things we have never tried before. Asians got some weird fruits I don't know about.
Definitely some sweet snacks we can easily nibble on inbetween.
I'd also want so chocolate syrup to put on your cute nipples.

>>33800521
nta but don't they get check ups where it's legal?

>>33800447
Male
>dislike
I'm not in the best shape, I'm kind of antisocial, and sometimes I get frustrated too easily.
>like
I'm not scrawny or obese, I think I'm a pretty responsible and trustworthy person, and I'm generous to the people in my life with my time and money.

>>33800463
>my body type
Like how your bones are structured or what is this?

Okay you guys were kinda right about telling me to ask that chick out to karaoke on Thursday except when I tried doing that she immediately was like “I had a lot of fun playing pool the other night I wanna do that again” instead of saying “yes let’s go to karaoke Thursday night” so idk what her deal is, to me she clearly wants to do something at some point in the near future but just won’t commit to a specific activity at a specific place at a specific time on a specific day

>>33800521
That's a fearmongering meme and you can't get that from fucking women.

>>33800514
I don't want to fight anymore. I'm tired and I want to rest.

>>33800494
I’m convinced most indians are gay, they’re so skinny and feminine. It’s only a matter of time until they wash out

>>33800522
I have to believe otherwise. I don't want to hate them anymore.

I have a kinda dumb question for women. Are Plan B's strenuous on you or something? How come they are only considered like a last resort? Whats stopping you from just having raw creampie sex and just popping a Plan B every time?

>>33800245
>insecure men make women feel uncomfortable. insecure women make men feel protective. it's just biology and cultural values
Chat, is this true?

>>33800447
M
Too shy, short, ugly.
I pick up things reasonably fast and I'm funny sometimes I guess, can't think of a third one.

>>33800526
>>33800530
>queue the virgin insanity

>>33800535
Maybe do five seconds of googling.
Even as a man you should know the plan B pill is a highly concentrated hormonla bomb.

>>33800523
https://youtube.com/shorts/QOxT-VJ-cIc?si=o_HfdiNMtcN_NVYh

>>33800535
Plan B doesn't prevent STI's, UTI's, microbiome changes due to jizz, etc.

>>33800540
>Just google it bro
Okay, whats the point of this thread if you're just gonna act like a redditor?

>>33800530
You can get AIDS from fucking a jeet because they are so dirty, even Covid-19 couldn’t wipe them out

>>33800531
Rest now, soldier, we’ll finish the fight tomorrow

>>33800432
State your own gender first.

What do you think about slavs?

>>33800529
The way I read this, she clearly wants to play pool again thursday night.

>>33800543
Atoga is not wikipedia.
Atoga is for asking about individual experiences.

>>33800542
Are these major concerns in a relationship?

>>33800547
Mы нopм

>>33800535
>>33800540
Even a lot of the normal contraceptives like the birth control pills and implants are not really good for women. Condoms are pretty much the only form of contraceptive besides abstinence that doesn't have some serious risks associated with long term use, at least as long as neither of you have a latex allergy.

>>33800537
Yeah

>>33800547
F. i would never an indian sorry

>>33800447
M
My overall mental and emotional state (chaotic and uncontrolled), my hairline, my lack of education
My care for others, my intelligence, and my dick

>>33800550
>Atoga is for asking about individual experiences.
Its called "Ask the opposite gender anything". Stop trying to make up rules.

>>33800550
Incels will believe anything you tell them

>>33800547
honestly, I try not to, but I kind of hate slavs

>>33800549
Yeah but she is the one who brought up wanting to go to the specific bar for karaoke on a Thursday. I mean they do have a pool table which she knows because I told her when I asked her about going to the same bar’s goth night on Friday but still

>>33800537
>>33800561
For some reason it really pisses me off when women try to police the male experience

>>33800562
Пoчeмy?

Remember that there is only one of you. You are precious and worthy of love! I love you, goodnight

>>33800537
>>33800561
ugly drawings go with stupid opinions, always

>>33800544
Thanks this post just made me vomit

>>33800535
nag
Plan B is effectively an entire month of birth control being dumped into your body at once. It's bad for you.

>>33800537
>>33800561
What's the point of posting this?
Most of the men are already aware, and the women don't give a shit.

>>33800476
>in general physique obsession is a bit of an ick for women
Is that why guys with thin arms and small pecs tend to be invisible?

>>33800566
One left to go until your people are finished

>>33800563
I think the problem is you, not her. You are confusing to talk to and you're probable confusing yourself.

>>33800525
back when i was in elementary school i was the only one who didn't know how to swim so they would leave me aside and whenever i tried it would end up badly and it happened even later on so i just fear it
am i getting paired with a cannibal in denial?

>>33800547
Very entertaining as long as they're nowhere near me.

>>33800547
Enjoyable people, I like their straightforward nature

>>33800561
This is so quirky tumblr millennial coded, but i can't prove it

>>33800447
F.
Say 3 things you dislike about yourself
>weird, uggo tits
>bad temper
>stupid compulsions and hangups
Say 3 things you like about yourself
>nice hair and ass
>extremely motivated and productive
>high tolerance against becoming jaded

>>33800547
F they're nice, a bit odd

>>33800579
Not every slav is straightforward.

>>33800574
>Me: “Hey this thing is coming up on Friday, wanna go? They have a pool table btw so we can play”
>Her: “I’ve never been there, I’ve been wanting to go on a Thursday for karaoke”
>Me: “I didn’t know they had that on Thursdays, I’m off work every Thursday if you wanna go”
>Her: “I had a lot of fun playing pool the other night I want to do that again soon”

Yeah dude I’m the one who’s confusing and the problem, totally

>>33800561
I don't even have a gf and I've been on "man dates"...

>>33800552
They can be. I've never used plan b since most bc fucks me up hormonally.

>>33800583
Haven’t spoken to every Slav in existence now have I

Uhhh, we abolished slavery a long time ago guys...

>>33800581
>>high tolerance against becoming jaded
What makes you think this?

>>33800589
No we just reformed it. Any working class is a modern slave. Some with better paycheck but still a slave.

>>33800589
Abe Lincoln was a faggot and so are you. Pick me some cotton before I whip you half to death.

Hope she comes back

>>33800591
It's more that I've been told it, but I think it's evident in my continued positivity despite everything I've been through.

>>33800589
They're back. We need to abolish slav-ery again.

>>33800589
Feminists are bringing back segregation but with a different flavor. You can guess what's next.

>>33800565
>fighting wars like Mongols (WWII, Russia-Ukraine war)
>obnoxious, pigheaded petty nationalists, hypertribalistic towards their neighbors (Poles, ex-Yugoslav nations)
>a huge amount of the men think life is to be a miserable overworked wageslave while being overly machismo, while raising spoiled, heartless princesses for daughters
>weirdly gay (Czechs, East slavs)
>Non-stop seething and butthurt towards their neighbors (Poles)

>>33800521
So I'm not the virgin anon, I'm the anon that has touched boobs before. Just haven't done it in a long time. I'm 40 now and last gf was 3 years ago. It just gets tiresome going through the dating market from square one all over again.

>>33800600
society should stop letting retarded people like this communicate with the wider world.

>>33800596
>bad temper
>continued positivity
How does this work?

>>33800595
Need fat girl...
I could conquer the world if I had a fat girl by my side...

>>33800600
why can't a cute man shrink me and put me in a cage like that

>>33800577
>>33800579
>>33800582
Cпacиб
>>33800599
Fair enough

>she
was fat
my queen

>>33800599
I confirm this, I was raised a spoiled princess. Slav men are not macho though, they're real men, western counterparts are petty and feminine. I dated a German guy and he expected me to return money for coffee.
>t. Slavic girl

>>33800611
based german

>>33800604
I get mad at silly things, but in the end I never have a generally bad opinion or outlook on my life as a whole.

>>33800611
germanics are just really dead set on 50/50

How do I actually meet men irl?

>>33800576
>am i getting paired with a cannibal in denial?
Wouldn't that be something that you'd enjoy. lol
But no, I don't see myself eating somebody else, even when I die in 24h.
I'd give you some swimming lessons before I leave this cursed Earth. If you're nice.

>>33800589
The Empire Never Ended.

>>33800614
That's lovely to hear.

>>33800611
your "real man" thinks it's not gay as long as he's on top

Any femanon in the SoCal sector wanna date? I'm soooooo sick of the dating apps.

>>33800617
Ask one of your FWBs or exes to introduce you to a friends group.

>>33800600
Bros, we are pets

Gender
Would you date an app?

>>33800600
>>33800626
you can see the utter resentment and contempt this miserable harpy has for her partner

>>33800617
Take the risk and get digits on here. The last time someone was murdered from the chans was like....what 2017 with that "Don't come to school tomorrow" meme. The majority of people here are harmless like a fly.

>>33800626
i can't believe this anon is reading all of that

>>33800627
Whorish egirls are precious.

>>33800632
Well I certainly ain't.
Especially with that insanely ugly "artstyle".

>>33800619
not in that sense
you could try maybe

>fight fight fight
>kiss kiss kiss

>>33800626
Because we don't teach boys emotional intelligence. We should show them how to be empathetic.

>>33800640
>midwits genuinely think the cure to all of society's ills is to just "TEACH PEOPLE THINGS"
lmfao

>>33800637
Ok.

>>33800641
What do you suggest instead?

>>33800625
I don't have fwbs or exes
>>33800631
They might be harmless but they still ghost me

>blew my bf A LOT this weekend
>it was very rough, and my throat is sore
>forgot I have a dentist appointment today
Will they see my messed up throat and know I was sucking dick a ton recently?

>>33800646
>I don't have fwbs or exes
How did you meet the last guy you hooked up with?

male anons, remember that i'm not every woman on the planet but would you deliver cnc for your gf's first time?

>>33800645
Start by removing the assumption that you are going to solve a societal problem with a stupid handwave of a statement like "TEACH BOYS TO CRY"

>>33800647
Kek

>>33800647
Yeah. Your dentist knows.

>>33800650
No to be honest

>>33800650
DESU no because I’d feel guilty and bad about it even knowing it’s just pretend, but I do actually want a girl who knows what she’s doing to do CNC on me for my first time

>>33800646
Yeah ghosting is a common problem that needs to be stopped. Where do you live? Cause I can offer you that dating position if you're in the SoCal sector.

And I'll tell you what. Yeah my word means little to none but I won't ghost. If I leave I'll at least give you a heads up as to why.

>>33800647
You will get a high five from the hygienist.

>>33800648
I have never hooked up

>>33800647
some men drown while others die of thirst

>>33800584
Sounds like she's just playing you for attention
I had a girl pretend that we're just about to meet up in an hour when I could see that she's 150km away kek
I went along with it to see what she would do and then she made up an excuse at the last minute, very bizarre behaviour

At what work do you have to be an adorable girl looking pretty and cute in a costume?

>>33800651
You could just say you have no answers. Faggot.

>>33800650
You shouldn't do any power play for your first time with a new bf. It should be a comfortable, thoughtful first run through to get an idea of each other's preferences, limits, and other quirks. That way, you can build off of that for future changes like CNC roleplay.

>>33800650
Does it have to be first time? I'm not against cnc in general, but definitely not on the first time...

this >>33800647 is one of the based foids referred to in >>33800627

>>33800653
At least they won't think I'm sick or have bad dental hygiene, right?

>>33800663
The problem is atomization and the destruction of all forms of actual community.
"teaching men to cry" (ignoring how stupid that is) just produces men women find unattractive

>>33800647
Moid hands. Actual women rarely suck dick for more than 5 minutes.

>>33800656
>SoCal sector
Don't know what it is but I assume it's not in Europe

>>33800671
nta but i think tbat's south california
am i a good yuro?

>>33800650
>cnc for the first time
I knew it was you the moment you asked if I was a cannibal...

>>33800671
Yeah SoCal is short for Southern California.

Well wanna still exchange contact info? Could give you a someone to talk to about both our problems.

>>33800666
yes

>>33800657
Idk if I'd be okay with that.
>>33800670
That's retarded and so are you.

>>33800674
i must be very stupid

>>33800611
I've had slav women swear to me that their brothers/sons are "real men" when they are legitimate homosexuals

>>33800673
>am i a good yuro?
Yes you are! You get a nice fresh cabbage or potato or whatever you people eat.

>>33800680
Why?
You should rather call yourself dumb and pretty.

>>33800650
I don't like cnc

>>33800611
>I confirm this, I was raised a spoiled princess.
No shit, that's every Slav and Eastern Euro foid. That's why it's hilarious when Americans think they'll find their tradwife in Ukraine or something.

>>33800680
>stupid
GodDAMN that's hot.

>>33800650
I dont know man, CNC is kinda expensive. even the starter machines are like 30k plus.
I work on a 160k 5axis and I cant imagine just giving one away

>>33800682
i'll get the potato
>>33800683
i really don't see how someone can link some posts together

>>33800692
You are very special, in both senses of the word.

>>33800692
>i really don't see how someone can link some posts together
So I was correct or not?

>>33800692
One potato, coming up.

>>33800660
He definitely almost drowned when I was sitting on his face on Saturday.

ladies,

why do you always get so cold and then want to wear my hoodie? i gave up my favorite hoodie to my gf and i know she has a few of my shirts

im not complaining mind you but my gf always complains of being cold but if i wake up in the middle of the night she's a lot warmer than i am

Women would you give a virgin male the onee san treatment on his first time?

>>33800700
bruhhh

>>33800689
I assumed she delivering something made on a CNC machine. Maybe you could make her a dildo?
Asking to have delivered an whole CNC machine for a first time sounds completely unreasonable.

>>33800700
Based as fuck.

>>33800696
maybe but your techniques are mysterious

>>33800701
Do you want a practical, general answer or my own personal and horny answer?

>>33800702
unironcially need this as a virgin moid

>>33800701
nigga...

>>33800703
I hate this response so fucking much. Even he uses it when we're texting. It's so fucking stupid.
>>33800706
Stop calling me based. It feels like it actually means something bad.

how do i get a gf who runs so hot she feels like a furnace?

>>33800708
both i guess

>>33800707
I don't think it's mysterious when we've talked this much already.
I mean nobody can be 100% sure all the time of course when it's anonymous.
How have you been sleeping recently, remembering any more dreams?

>>33800701
women generally have a lower cold resistance than males
not sure why but it's a fact

>>33800704
making a dildo wouldnt be hard at all. but yeah, im not bringing her even a 3axis on the first date.

>>33800611
I think this has to do with the fact that many Slavic countries are in many ways secretly matriarchal. It's most likely because the USSR unintentionally enforced feminism by forcing women to work long hours during World War II. Or perhaps it's simply because men fool around with alcohol very often, and women are usually the ones who are trusted to manage the family budget.
>t. Slavic guy

>>33800712
>he calls you bruh
also based

>>33800712
>Even he uses it when we're texting. It's so fucking stupid.
Guess the subtext here is to keep using it

Flirting with moids is the only thing I'm good at, other than that I'm a total failure

>>33800701
taking hoodies is a humiliation ritual, they collect them like trophies next to their sex lists

>>33800722
How are you in a tickle fight?

>>33800611
>I confirm this, I was raised a spoiled princess
this is why I dont want to date girls from my own country. I want and Italian

>>33800726
>Italian
good choice quite frankly

>>33800708
Generally, being smaller means it's easier to get cold. Also, while in bed, it's easier to overheat under a blanket. It's just the relevance of size to thermoregulation.
Personally, I ask for hoodies from a bf to use for other things. I like to wear only the hoodie and put it on backwards so I can bury my face in the hood while I go crazy with a vibe. It's pretty great.

>>33800726
>I want and Italian
You keep spamming this.
It's getting tiresome.

>>33800715
not much but i'm a bit sicker than usual, consuming my meat is not suggested

>>33800728
Whoops, meant for >>33800714.

It finally happened, a dude went for a kiss after a date and he was...

>Accused of sexual harassment and taken to court
>Beaten up by girls friends
>Expelled from uni

What's the worst that can happen?

>>33800722
This would be hot if an attractive girl said this but instead it's said by a fat femcel with a roastie pussy

>>33800719
>It's most likely because the USSR unintentionally enforced feminism by forcing women to work long hours during World War II.
It's easy for men and women have equal rights when both are equally disposable, I guess.

>>33800730
well its the truth and I speak from the heart

>>33800720
He doesn't call me it, he just uses that to respond to a lot of stuff while texting.
>>33800721
I mean, I wouldn't be upset if he stopped using it altogether.

>>33800728
Please be more horny. It's fun.

>>33800737
That is irrelevant to what I said.

>>33800719
When I see round Slavic heads I understand why the Germans were so obsessed with classifying skull shapes

>>33800726
pat your kitty for me please

>>33800732
Why are you sicker? Really making me wish I could just take care of you...
Maybe I only take little bites of your cute butt.

>>33800739
I'm already as horny as I can be, it's just a matter of having the wherewithal to not soak the thread with it.

>>33800743
I mean sure, but what does she have to do with anything?

>>33800738
>He doesn't call me it, he just uses that to respond to a lot of stuff while texting.
Sounds like my kind of guy.
You are extremely BRUHable.

>>33800734
fag anon has to pull articles from antarctica to doompost males

>>33800742
Would

>>33800747
The FUCK does that mean? Explain your stupid internet slang immediately.

>>33800745
It's 5 am. Gush all you want.

>>33800744
just evolving but if anyone lowers their head to a certain level around me i'm going to chop it off

>>33800750
Bruh moment...

>>33800746
not really

>>33800751
I woke up late, so I couldn't schlick during my shower. I'm way too on for a work day where I can't get off in my office. I have shit to do and have to leave early to go straight to the dentist. So overall, I'm doomed to be stupid horny for at least the next like ten hours.

>>33800734
Need something in English, otherwise you sound like a raging incel

>>33800756
He gets away with it because he loves me. You don't get to keep saying that to me, though.

>>33800742
Round heads look good on women but shitty on men, I wish more Slavic men had oval face.

>>33800662
Carnival.

>>33800753
And you're telling me *I* am the mysterious one?
Pffft...

>>33800761
Bro relax it's really not that deep, respectfully.

>>33800758
...so you're saying I should spend the next 10 hours rambling about dick sweat and choking you ?

>>33800742
what does this mean exactly

>>33800766
It feels that deep.
>>33800767
That would be extremely painful. For you.

>>33800753
the femcel guillotine..

>>33800757
What, why are you bringing my cat into this?

>>33800771
because she's cute and i like cats

>>33800447
F
Workaholic, loner, virgin.
Kind, positive, attractive.

>>33800773
Are you gay?

>>33800774
No. But I can be hetroflexible for sexual purposes in the future

>>33800772
how did you know I have one?

>>33800769
>bane posting
I want to pin you down and ravage you like a ten cent favela hooker.

>>33800777
i recognize your typing style

>>33800776
Oh. Well I hope you can gain confidence and work a reasonable amount in the future.

>>33800447
M
bald, ugly, getting old
cant think of much

>Just turned 27
>Slept weird and i've had neck pain for the past week
Fuck this gay unc life

>>33800762
>Round heads look good on women
I don't really see what you mean to be honest

>>33800777
because last time you try to threaten me with a gun or something like that

>>33800778
>quoting The Dark Knight makes men horny
I never knew.

Incel coded men, do you realize that what you're doing when you sperg out about women complaining about things, idk, take for example not being allowed to talk to women because you'll get accused of being a creep or rapist or whatever, is actually just you running defense for chad in most cases?

>>33800779
fuck I need to stop coming to this place

God I need a tall, bubble butt, athletic germanic gf who holds me close to her hot sweaty body

>>33800782
It's going to get worse.
>t. 30 yo boomer

usually my english is good i promise
>>33800790
that wasn't me!

>>33800784
I dont remember anything like that

AMA

>>33800734
Highly privileged women living in countries with a very high standard of life and social security, particularly for their gender, seem to abuse their power. Interesting.

>>33800797
Whats the girth of your clit?

>>33800789
Nah you got it all wrong, they want an excuse to do nothing
It's like prescription depression, you have to convince the disillusioned that even if they did try, there would be no point

>>33800788
tbf I usually want to pin you down and ravage you like a ten cent favela hooker.

>>33800799
Large
Next question

>>33800797
Nice balls, nigga.

>>33800796
does your country share a border with hungary? if not then i don't know your kitty but thank you for petting her still

>>33800804
whats the girth of you Filipino tubes?

>>33800805
You mean my boobies right???

>>33800797
>Certified Female
Where's your certification?

>>33800801
I don't want to be treated like a disposable sex worker. I want to be loved and appreciated, while being brutally messed up during sex. There's a difference.

certified freak
seven days a week

>>33800819
Bleak

>>33800808
It does

>>33800797
>Certified Female
You know the rules, and so do I
>>>/soc/atoga

>>33800813
I got an F on my math test. Does that count good sir?

>>33800780
I don’t lack confidence, but thank you.

>>33800819
Her feet got me weak
Whats that? Oh the faucet’s got a leak

>>33800800
That may be true, but materially what is still happening is they are running defense for guys doing things they wouldn't actually even support themselves and aren't doing, while taking the heat for it because they don't have the looks/status to get away with the things chad can (not that that's fair, but it's life).

>>33800823
( * ) ( * )

>>33800790
Because, as I said, you keep being obsessive and spamming about MUH ITALIAN GF.

>>33800829
GOD DAMNNNNNNN

>>33800826
Confident people don't identify as losers. Unless you mean you literally just lose competitions often.

>>33800810
Tf you mean nigger

>>33800816
Ma'am this conversation is about me putting my penis inside of your various orifices. You're overthinking it. Now assume the position while I plap the soul out of your body.

>>33800829
>| ** |
Those are tiny.

>>33800831
Hehehe :d
Told ya
Im 100% female
>>33800837
Shut up tranny Ik youre jelly XD

>>33800829
Tranny tits.

women are so fucking spiteful and full of hate its insane
they deliberately keep themselves small and weak to deprive men of their protection

>>33800611
Slavic women are perfect for shallow moids who just want a good-looking but empty inside trophy wife.

>>33800835
Bitch I have to go to work. I couldn't have sex today even if I wanted to.

women can i get a shoulder massage pleaseeeeee?

>>33800843
only if you wear a shirt on top

>>33800832
I didn’t write loser

>>33800843
Sure babyyyyyy :*
>>33800839
Fucking dicklet talking to me like that

/incek/poster, whatever happened there

>>33800829
( * ) ( * )
Now-now, I can do that too
Let's u̶n̶d̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ address your claim properly

>>33800849
Well shit, I'm retarded.

>>33800842
I'd like to go to work on your pussy...

>>33800846
Who wears a shirt on bottom?

ENTJ is Certified Female now

>>33800855
Where else would you put your leg arms?

>>33800852
What a blind retarded nigger faggot
I already posted my tits

women do you like men as much as i like women?

nothing to ask my boyfriend left me for a tranny why do they need to take everything from me

Is this the type of women men like?

>>33800865
lmao