Thread 33802822

In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33799961

More, I can be so much more

>>33802822 (OP)
women

what would a man need to do to overcome being a dicklet in a long term relationship? Would he need to be exceptional in another area?

>>3380283
1738

>>33802822 (OP)
this thread already sucks

If single women existed men wouldn't be constantly targeted by porn, if single girls were real you simply generate enough revenue to cover these advertisement costs

If only there were enough women....

>>33802822 (OP)
>AI OP images

We're hitting rock bottom, I see

>>33802842
put on some music/ watching a tv show or movie or play a vidya, and refresh page every 10 mins or so.

State gender
How willing are you to join in on, or experience, your partners hobbies? (Obviously it’s the hobbies that you two don’t share I’m talking about).
What hobby is a red flag or an ick?

M
I wouldn’t get into astrology/spirituality girls

>>33802844
the population is split 50/50 male and female tho, what gives?

>>33802839
If a woman actually likes you, you being a dicklet is something she will regard as an interesting challenge. So no, you don't need to "overcome" it.

A big dick can be a deal-breaker, though.

What's the most incestuous experience you've ever had? (Consensually)

I'm horny!

>>33802848
>I wouldn’t get into astrology/spirituality girls
good more for me then cunt

>>33802852
M
None.

>>33802849
It's not actually when people are breeding age

>>33802844
>anime men wonder why women don't like them

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33802848
F. Very. I've gotten really into a couple of my husband's hobbies after we met.

I'd say that after spending time on 4chan anime is a red flag to me.

forever alone or Chinese sleeper cell agent/spy gf?

>>33802845
OP here. I don't think it's AI. If it is, it wasn't created by me, anyway.

>>33802848
M
Superstition like you mentioned with astrology is one of the biggest red flags in existence. To the point where I'd prefer to not even be friends.

Other than that, I can't really think too much of interests or hobbies that would turn me off. Unless she can't stop yapping about politics I guess.

https://youtu.be/nlxfDvSyPKA
Ladies, what kind of mating dance and magic tricks should I use to woo you?

Men.

>>33802852
i do not think that kind of stuff happens in real life

>>33802865
> Unless she can't stop yapping about politics I guess.
Those are real people? I mean, I can get it if they’re teenagers or college students who think they’ll change the world, but I don’t know any adult who constantly talks about poli shit

>>33802848
M

I'd try a lot of things at least once. There's very few things I'd say no to trying. Part of the joy of life is experiencing new things. I'd hope to find a woman who is mutually interested in trying my hobbies as well.

Red flag to me is dangerous hobbies like motorcycling and paragliding, and other "adrenaline jockie" kinds of stuff. I'd consider gambling a bad hobby too.

Women, what would you think if you found out your partner had plastic surgery in the past but didn't tell you?

>>33802852
I made out with both my male and female cousins at different points. We don't really know eachother well and I don't look like them at all which maybe helped. didn't realize that it was taboo until the female one told me we could get in a lot of trouble. I think she was more worried because she was 19 and I was 13.

>>33802868
It's later than that.

Both genders,
Have you ever watched porn together with someone else?

>>33802844
It really is incredible to imagine what society would be like if men had access to high-quality sex robots. I wouldn't ever look at porn or be drawn to sexual content if a beautiful sex robot desperate for every load of semen I could possibly produce.

33802839
Nothing to overcome. Size is unimportant, as long as he makes me come I am happy.

>>33802866
Bring cheese.

>>33802878
M
see >>33801875

>>33802848
Astrology is pure redflag. It shows immaturity and desire to outsource your responsibilities to cosmic horror. Like nigga can't and won't take control of her own life so she invents these narratives to feel a bit better

>>33802872
I don't mind if it's societal issues, but I don't need to be reminded every day how X is evil and Y is part of some shadow government bs.

>>33802878
M watch it rarely with my girlfriend. I’ve watched porn with friends too but that’s mostly just trolling each other with gay porn

>>33802864
You're unacceptably retarded.

>>33802854
many such cases

>>33802878
Yes, during one family reunion my lesbian aunt and her partner made my mum and dad as well as my other aunt who is bisexual watch lesbian prison porn with them. idk if they gooned to it, I walked past them to the kitchen to pour myself a glass of whiskey and then went to bed.

>>33802878
M
I watch porn everytime I'm traveling or bored so most likely yes

>>33802864
>I don't think it's AI

You need to get better at this bro...

Also please get some better images, the last 3 threads you've made have had terrible OP images.

>>33802878
F. Yeah, some dudes in middle school and my husband.

Awkward experience in both cases.

>>33802874
I'd be weirded out. I've seen him naked many times, we've talked about it, so he would have had to straight up lie to me about it which I'd find odd.

If it was a newer relationship and he just didn't mention it, fine.

>>33802863
None.
Indian Queen (ala Miss Universe 2025).

Fuck.
My entire kitchen smells so fucking good from the tomato and chili paste I made, but I don't need it until tomorrow.
It's such a heavenly smell and it's driving me crazy!

Men, do you enjoy old Magic the Gathering art?

>>33802862
How is anime a redflag? Also what hobbies do you share with your ex

>>33802878
M
WTF? Hell NO.

>>33802893
He knows it's AI.
He loves playing dumb.

>>33802863
Neither, if you're from America or Canada, limit your sex partners to NATO (+Non-NATO EU + Japan/Korea). Anyone from anywhere else and you're asking for trouble.

>>33802897
I feel nothing looking at it

>>33802849
It’s actually 49/51 male/female.
What gives is anon being incel

>>33802899
>How is anime a redflag?
Because of 4chan, as I said.

>what hobbies do you share with your ex
Listening to music? He introduced me to a couple bands I still listen to, but not much beside that.

>>33802903
If you know they're a spy then is there any real problem taking advantage of them for fulfilling sexual fantasies that no normal girl would ever want to do?

>>33802878
Yes, I went to a Museum of Sex Toys that had a downstairs porn theater playing silent film reels of 1910s-1920s porno flicks. The one that was showing was about a scrawny old hobo-looking man being teased and seduced into fucking a dainty young woman wearing a bonnet. I was one of a few people in the theater.

>>33802878
M
Surprisingly, yes.
Was visiting friends and we had some drinks, they smoked some weed and as everybody was tired, I was switching through TV channels. Came across a porn channel and proudly proclaimed "it's not gay for us to watch it since there are 3 or more guys watching".

>>33802899
Hardcore anime fans tend to fetishize Asians

>>33802908
>Because of 4chan, as I said.
nta but I was hoping for less of a circular reasoning. Is it the loli shit, the spineless male leads, battle shounen, derivative isekai, psychological seinen, or what part of anime that 4chan likes that turns you off from the entire medium?

>>33802863
God PLEASE give me a Mossad agent gf, I will be such a great asset to the state of Israel

unironically, im a fairly ugly white man. my gf happens to be of chinese descent. she got a bunch of "oxford study" comments on her ig when she showed a pic of us and a lot of people called me ugly/called her a racist fetishist. it made me feel really insecure and worried she might only be with me because she wants a white dude. i dont wanna bring this up to her obviously but it's itching away at me.

>>33802897
I've been thinking about buying a playset of the gamble girl for a long time. All are judge cards but she isn't too expensive

>>33802908
>Because of 4chan, as I said.
Sure
>>what hobbies do you share with your ex
>Listening to music? He introduced me to a couple bands I still listen to, but not much beside that.
Ok

>>33802863
I’m socialist and learned simplifymandarin, agent Chinese please

>>33802914
Listen, I love Israel, but I suspect anyone willing to be a spy for their government is probably either psychotic, stupid, or both.

>>33802914
this but unironically

>>33802915
The reality is Asians tend to be into Asians and whites. That doesn’t mean she’s only with you because you’re white. It’s just a preference

>>33802918
stfu, and go back to your 007 slop.

Men, could you explain this one to me, what's so funny?

>>33802921
Salem ate le cum!

>>33802924
>what's so funny?
Certainly not you.

>>33802878
F
Yes, I've watched yaoi with my friends. And hentai OVAs at parties for laughs.

>>33802924
It's a nazi thing I think? Idk I'm not a nazi.

>>33802922
ok thanks. i figured i was overthinking it i just

>>33802924
Blalama

in lesbian porn, the women often slap each other's vaginas. do real women actually like that?

>>33802927
White Girls like anime?

>>33802927
>for laughs
Uh huh...

>>33802931
No, retard. In "lesbian" porn directed by men they do that. They don't do that in lesbian porn.

State gender,

Is this going to be your post-apocalyptic War Station after society collapses Mad Max-style and you are living in a bunker in the Sonora piloting rickety surveillance drones over the ruined world to determine if it's safe to go scavenging and to preemptively micro-nuke any raiders who might get in your way?

>>33802935
that is some ancient tech.
Can it run Minecraft?

>>33802924
Uh, it just works

>>33802927
Do you masturbate together while watching them?

>>33802939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXX8URSUWm0

>>33802928
Are the Hitlers in the room with us now?

>>33802942
>Do you masturbate together
Female Pleasure Circle time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsiHbc-PzF8

>>33802924
Nazi vs commies I think. Not a poltard sorry

>>33802848
Male
I'll try out almost anything that's just the two of us, as long as it's not immoral. If it's something that involves other people, it highly depends on whether I'm already interested in it (even a little) and on how much it means to her.

>What hobby is a red flag or an ick?
Anything involving pop culture, but that's closer to a dealbreaker than just a red flag.
Maybe if she says "fashion" is a hobby? It's a red flag that she might mean 'high' fashion or degenerate trends on tiktok, but it could also be completely harmless.

Women
What am I supposed to do when no girl ever shows interest in me? You obviously wouldn't like it if I cold approached you or asked you out if we were just acquaintances getting along like anybody else.

>>33802924
the answer is it's not funny. it's the kind of thing your girlfriend's dipshit cousin would show you and then smile, staring at you, waiting for you to laugh because he's a drooling retard

>>33802913
I don't know how to explain myself better than this. It's the fact that it's such a popular interest on 4chan that turned me off from it. It's not any specific characteristic of the genre, even if sexualization of children is gross, but it's the fact that my first exposure to weebs was this site. If someone tells me they like anime, I immediately assume they're unpleasant.

Black cats are so fucking cute. :3

>>33802950
M

Do you have male friends? Do you have female friends? That includes your friend's girlfriends. You're better off asking them as they can give you personalized information because they actually know you. All relationship you'll get online is generic.

>>33802848
M
Willing
I don't know if I consider any hobby to be a red flag. That seems silly. I used to think being deep into WWII history was a red flag (I associate it with boring zero-imagination boomer losers) but then I met a cute girl who had it as her hyperfixation

>>33802878
Male
Absolutely not, unless you count a heavily-censored version of Boku no Pico as a joke.
I'm still amazed and disgusted that people think this is normal.

>>33802952
He's baiting you.
Don't fall for it, sis.

>>33802952
>If someone tells me they like anime, I immediately assume they're unpleasant.

Well that's a damned shame because imo /a/ is the best board on this website

>>33802924
Here's a hint, guess the other one

>>33802957
Agreed.

>>33802905
There are more young females than young men. Men die earlier because they have shitty lives.

>>33802935
F
I’m doing admin for whatever tribe survived

>>33802953
Hopefully he scratches your face and eye

>>33802954
I don't have any friends.
But people get relationships without having friends.

>>33802965
Won't be necessary. Better figure something else out.

>>33802878
M, yes. The hentai panel at an anime convention. The panel hosts basically MC'd a RiffTrax-style commentary on each of the cartoon porno's we watched. They also turned the lights on for a surprise hand check once or twice to make sure no one was jerking.

>>33802944
I guess mushrooms are good

Just did the cum

>>33802965
nah, you just want all the clean water and steaks for yourself!

>>33802921
Her tetas are fake.

The bottom is in, I’m long on the market. You’re welcome.

>>33802893
>You need to get better at this bro...
All I did was Google for "man woman anime question" and it was one of the first to come up.

>Also please get some better images, the last 3 threads you've made have had terrible OP images.
This is the first ATOGA thread I've created in several weeks. You might be thinking of someone else.

>>33802970
Even mad max had this.

>>33802893
Disagree, the cooking comic was good

>>33802968
Such a little try hard boy you are!

>>33802975
It’s in my best interest to keep everyone content

>>33802962
>picrel
That was impossible to guess without knowing..

https://youtube.com/shorts/P7iQCfxt8aI
Women would this work on you

Im going to bed
Goodnight to the blonde femanons

>>33802986
I'd give him my business card so I can give him speech therapy.

>>33802986
Running away?

>>33802988
goodnight anon :3

>>33802897
Hitler wasnt really that bad of an artist
>muh persepctive and horizon lines
yeah retard, thats what the school he was applying to was supposed to teach him

>>33802988
Snow....!

>>33802985
Gotta be an American

>>33802986
She probably would have helped him out if he wasn't shoving a camera in her face.

>>33802878
M
yeah, I watched bible black with 2 seperate exes
the english dub is unironically hilarious
>good evening big titted bitch

>>33802897
Yugioh is cooler

>>33802952
NTA
I understand where you're coming from, but at the same time, surely you realize how dumb and juvenile that reasoning is.

>>33802822 (OP)
I've come to associate this art style with AI and now I get violent urges to puke whenever I see such photos. If you look closely, the text is on the other side of the paper shown to us the viewers but not to the anime characters, who are looking at a blank sheet.

The people who use AI like this deserve to be fucking neeeekked

I need a busty korean gf so bad

Women:What should I paint
Men: What should I paint

>>33803008
What kind of paint are you going to use?
is "a space marine" or "a goblin girl miniature" a valid answer?

>>33803008
Bob Ross painting himself.
Inception style, baby!

>>33803013
oil paint on canvas
no

>>33802977
True, trump just wanted to let some more of his Jewi- I mean friends to make some quick cash on their shorts

Looking forward to replacing women with AI

>>33802986
there was another video like this and it was really cute because the girl was patient with him and tried to calm him down because she could tell how nervous he was (he was also physically attractive)

>>33802878
M
Yeah, with sexual partners and recently a girl and her best friend for unclear reasons

>>33803008
Yourself

>>33803005
Try Korean dating sites, also remember to be rich and attractive

>>33802839
Oral sex

>>33802878
M. only by accident because my brother walked in and then quickly left prtending he didnt see lol. (wasnt fapping btw, jsut saving pics)

>>33803022
Preferrably nude and in a suggestive pose

>>33803004
You're saying it's impossible for a sheet of paper to have text on both sides?

>>33802881
>That pic
The manosphere grift is older than I thought.

>>33802983
Cope seethe and mald disgusting whore

Any tips for trying to ldr/attract a woman over text?
I've been using duolicious and a bit of /soc/ for over a year now and I cant seem to keep either me or the girl interested for more than like a month max. Either I become tired of keeping the conversation going, or I feel my attraction toward the girl slowly fading as we get less and less topics to talk about. Are dating apps just fucked in general, or am I just boring? I feel like if I play up my personality I'm just decieving the girls, and I want a genuine relationship, not something fake..

>>33802878
m
yeah, me and a dear friend (over the internet) watched this amazing clown porn together at my grandma's house. my grandma walked in on me, which was interesting. there was nothing erotic though, we were discussing it as the art piece it (clearly) was.
my grandma still makes fun of me for honking off though

>>33802848
F
Extremely
Basically nothing I wont try that isnt immoral

>>33803028
I stand by conservative dating metods if it means I get to eat cheese.

>>33803020
Are you looking to do it again?

>>33803031
I think the way you're choosing to date (LTR off 4chan) is not really conductive to a genuine relationship. Even as someone married to a guy she met online in not too dissimilar fashion.

>keep getting reels on instagram of girls talking shit about guys who are into crypto
girls, is it really that bad? I spent over 3k just this weekend, but its a long term investment

>>33802950
Cold approach
>you obviously wont like it if I cold approach
This is a psyop
also dont be retarded
>wow I cold approached my cashier and she didnt seem interested wtf women lied???

>>33803037
It's kind of my only option though. I'm a bit of a homebody, and I don't really drink... Meeting girls through work is not quite it either

In honor of Columbus today, lets say you are on the santa maria and have a JBL speaker with you.
what are you blasting on the way to the americas?
gender?

>>33803030
Bro what is wrong with you tonight? lmao

>>33803008
Go outside and pick something you see - f

>>33803044
Normal dating apps would work better than 4chan.

>>33803038
It's not necessarily bad to invest in crypto within reason, but crypto bros are bad.

>I sucked his dick
>he stopped replying already
Typical

>>33803031
There's no such thing as a long distance relationship.

>>33803053
Did you learn anything from this?

>>33803053
Did he fall asleep next to you afterwards?

>>33802935
post-collapse (which will never happen) computers will be almost totally useless
id be keeping pic rel running for my cannibal bros

>>33803053
Maybe you should try sucking it *competently*?

>>33803053
That's what you get for not practicing

>My roman coin arrived in the mail today
neat

>>33803038
>its a long term investment
No, it's gambling.

>>33803055
anon, this is a woman we're talking about.

>>33803057
>post-collapse (which will never happen)
not with that attitude it wont

>>33802822 (OP)
For either but only if you havent gotten any ever or in years.
When the doctor asks
>are you sexually active
And you say no, what is the reaction?

>>33803053
He got self-conscious about how his dick tasted, and bailed

>>33803062
im not daytrading, im not buying shitcoins, I DCA monthly into BTC and ETH and have for the past years.
thats not gambling

How are all of (You) going to cope when Julian drops your dox tomorrow?

>>33803061
show coins or gtfo

>>33803064
i have trouble enough meeting women now, when the lights go off and the machine stops turning then i cant imagine how much worse it would be

>>33803068
Confident.

>>33803031
You're seriously talking to a girl online for a MONTH without asking her out? First off, don't text at all if you can help if: ask for her number and CALL her. And you should normally be suggesting a face to face meeting the first day of messaging. No one is going to stay interested after a month of texting.

>>33803065
M
no reaction
all he did was check it off his clipboard and ask me something else

>>33803061
More like having more than one line

>>33803068
I don’t have a guilty conscience

>>33802844
>men wouldn't be constantly targeted by porn
You have entirely too much faith in advertising companies, idiot.

>>33803051
Duolicious is a dating app(not that normal though)
>>33803054
What about shit like this >>33803037 then?

>>33803068
Qrd?

>>33803065
never met a doctor that "reacted" at all besides asking if I have safe sex (i have an attractive lady doctor and it feels emasculating to say im a virgin so i lied)

If I go bald before marriage I’m going to kms

>>33803068
what does that even mean?

>>33802866
You should do the one that gets you laid. :)

females, what does it mean if my female friend talks about her ex with me. no im not trying to get into her pants, im just curious if it means something. also she tells me some stuff she cant even tell her other female friends.

Women, AMA

>>33803077
Read properly.
Nta

>>33802874
Would wonder what it was or if it was reconstructive.

women, do you like men moaning? Or do you prefer a silent guy in bed. I am basically micheal myers in the sheets, I am dead silent. i am told this is unappealing for women but I figured hearing a man moan would be cringe so i make sure to keep it under control.

>>33803053
maybe next time go for a guy thats willing to wait for sex. dumbass. one that i dont know, enjoys hanging out with you? plays conversational games, talks about random shit, that kind of stuff?

>>33803083
it means she isnt interested in you

>>33803067
>thats not gambling
Yes, it is. The problem with crypto is that the market is still almost completely unregulated. Institutional buyers can collude to manipulate the markets in ways that would be massively illegal if they did it on the stock exchange, but the law hasn't yet got around to banning on the crypto market. And it's guys like you who get caught in the crossfire.

>>33803081
There are people on the chins that don't know what doxxing is?

>>33802878
I don't remember.

>>33803089
Is this your first day on atoga?
This has been discussed to death already, nearly all want to hear their men.

>>33803091
okay thats a good sign then

>>33803092
They do it in the regular market too, just hide it better

>>33803077
>What about shit like this
What about it?

>>33803090
Such guys don't exist

hey guys i got a job maybe
kinda nervous but happy too

>>33803065
This happened to me, I said I was a virgin and she wanted to have sex with me which we did

>>33803099
shut the fuck up

>>33803031
>I've been using duolicious and a bit of /soc/ for over a year now
Those are literally the worst options lmao
Why would you do this to yourself? Get girls from games and dating apps

>>33803099
NTA. I waited 6 months for having sex with my gf.

>>33803092
>Institutional buyers can collude to manipulate the markets in ways that would be massively illegal if they did it on the stock exchange
I mean considerign what trump and his friends have been pulling off...

Why would a girl I went out with twice come to my place (1 hour away) to watch a couple of movies in my bed with me and say "no thank you" with a push when I tried to get closer to her?
It really does confuse me. I've easily had sex with a more attractive woman than her.

>>33803089
>women, do you like men moaning?
Yes, yes, YES!

>>33803070
i think your face would matter dramatically less in the apocalypse. actually maybe not who fucking knows

Why do girls show off for other girls? Like dress up and do their hair and nails
Is it to show that they are higher on the pecking order/social heirarchu?

>>33803101
congrats.
Save at least 25% of each paycheck.

>>33803100
thats fucking rad

>>33803095
I only started posting here a week ago unironically. Sorry
>>33803109
ok thanks.

>>33803089
>I am dead silent. i am told this is unappealing for women
I'm afraid it is, very

>>33803100
Timestamp?

>>33803105
Why do you do here if you have a gf?
Imagine allowing your moid to flirt with women on 4chan

>>33803089
boys be silent when they laying it down
I be in her ears like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysbr4JzG6aQ&list=RDYsbr4JzG6aQ&start_radio=1

>>33803108
Because she doesn't find you attractive.

>>33802988
Goodnight blonde worshipper.

>>33803113
thanks anon
they're not that expensive either, its like 30 euros from an authorised collector, its got a certification and everything, I wanted the best condition that the guy had
its constatine the great

>>33803068
Again?

>>33802950
Make friends. Hang out. If you're compatible, start flirting. This is how every relationship I've known has started. I don't understand men's strategy of accosting people they barely know. To me that doesn't say anything but "me need pussy, don't care whose" and no woman wants to be some stranger's last resort pussy.

I'm still ruminating about getting dumped.
I figured that if it was both of our fault, I'm at most fault for not holding in my feelings for her and by bringing up the future and not enjoying the present.
Love is a fucking drug, especially when the girl is far more gorgeous than you've ever dated and treated you better than your previous girlfriends. I wasn't ready.

>>33803118
The moid suicide rate is astronomical. We need to do more to help each other, and I want to inform the doomers ITT that we're all going to make it if we keep trying.
>Also, implying I flirt.

>>33803089
Please moan. Do not hold it in. We all mostly want to hear your pleasure in the pleasure activity.

>>33803125
>>33803126

Europe

>>33803111
I'm happy about my new shirt because I think it's pretty.
Why do men struggle with the concepts of doing something for yourself or sharing something because you're excited about it?

>>33803121
So she travels 1 hour to see me to be in my own private domicile. Gotcha

>>33803053
How long did you know him before you sucked his dick? did you swallow too?

You probably put yourself in sweeper tier.

>>33803128
>Make friends. Hang out. If you're compatible, start flirting. This is how every relationship I've known has started. I don't understand men's strategy of accosting people they barely know. To me that doesn't say anything but "me need pussy, don't care whose" and no woman wants to be some stranger's last resort pussy.
Men take this approach to women because they like it when women take this approach to them. It's literally the Golden Rule in action.

>>33803130
Euro Femanons are all gone.
It's OGRE...

>visit /co/
>see this
Holy based, why didn't atoga tell me about this board?

How should I flirt with my ex's friends on Instagram? (They don't know me)

>>33803116
Aama0

>>33803141
She ate that cosplay tho.

>>33803130
>We need to do more to help each other, and I want to inform the doomers ITT that we're all going to make it if we keep trying.
Not really. Plenty of hopeless losers like the Cuckworm and ENTjeet.

>>33803125
That's dope

I kinda want to get my dad one for Christmas...

>>33803137
Well, yes. She wanted to watch movies with you. She didn't want to fuck you. What about that is hard to understand?

>>33803138
>How long did you know him before you sucked his dick?
almost 3 weeks
>did you swallow too?
Yeah, I always do

Blind anons
Glasses or contacts?

>>33803130
>The moid suicide rate is astronomical
It's not high enough.

>>33803104
I have this..uhm.. aversion to sharing my interests in women to the people around me. Much like how it's common for people to not want to share their thoughts about girls to their parents because they were teased about it as a child. I live at home, so I think my family would know pretty much instantly if I started flirting over VC.
>>33803072
I live in a pretty small country, so the girls who I've talked to have been pretty far away. I've been in planning stages to go meet up, but that's about it..

>>33803152
>Yeah, I always do
Maybe try not doing that. Guys like it for whores, but don't actually want to date girls who drink cum. They want a girlfriend they can kiss.

>>33803126
>if I use long words and spend 2 essays worth of text to describe something, it will sound smart and true
I just like Roman shit

>>33803158
You are fucking retarded.

>>33803155
contacts, no contest

>>33803155
Glasses, can’t do contacts

>>33803158
>Guys like it for whores, but don't actually want to date girls who drink cum. They want a girlfriend they can kiss.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Good night, I despise women and whoever reported my posts (probably a foid, you are a horrible and heartless person, just so you know, bitch).

>>33803155
Neither, I almost shot my friend cuz I was firing blind

>>33803155
>Glasses or contacts?
"How did you get that scar on the top of your nose?"
"Glasses."
"Damn, have you tried contact lenses?"
"They don't hold enough beer."

>>33803161
This is like old stuff. It's why powerful men always have wives they respect and bang gross whores on the side. They don't want their partner/wife/gf doing that stuff, even if they like it being done to them. It's degrading and gross for the woman.

>>33803167
Why did you do that...

>>33803152
>Yeah, I always do

>>33803170
Almost, I didn't pull the trigger
>Why
I thought he was a target

>>33803150
I don't understand why she wanted to spend any time with me, much less BE IN BED WITH ME.
Next you'll say
>She got naked on your bed and opened her legs but didn't want to have sex
>Yeah she just wanted to do that, what's so hard to understand?

>>33803169
>It's degrading and gross for the woman.
(NTA) There are posts in this thread so dumb they make me embarrassed to be male.

>>33803130
>The moid suicide rate is astronomical. We need to do more to help each other
Why are moids allowed to find it funny when it happens to trannies but I'm hitler if I think it's funny when it happens to misogynistic incels?

>>33803169
You are just weak.

>>33803152
Ah fuck I was too slow to reply first. The other anon who replied to you wasn't me.
>3 weeks
That's too soon, sis.
>Yeah, I always do
You were too easy. I want a gf who swallows, but sharing something that intimate isn't something you should be doing in the first 3 weeks.
Guys won't turn down free blowjobs, but they aren't going to commit to you if they don't think they have to receive sex. Men don't want a woman who's a cumslut, but they want a woman to become a cumslut just for him.

Anyway, how long have you been ghosted for?

>>33803173
Was she naked?

>>33803053
>I'll give up my holes for Chad without making him commit first, like the dumb whore that I am
>he now left and dumped me because I provide nothing of value to him and knows I'm an easy catch and way under his league (this is his fault)
Pottery.

>>33803155
i wear glasses even though they make me ugly because i suck at using contacts

>>33803177
Yeah, that's why it's how Tony Soprano lived. because he's a weak loser.

>>33803176
>Why are moids allowed to find it funny when it happens to trannies
I don't think they are...?

Fat nigga season?

>>33803155
I guess glasses, wish I could have 20/20 vision.

Should I have expected a girl who blew me and fucked me in a hostel shower shortly after our first conversation to not play with me?
She honestly seemed like a wholesome, sweet girl when I got to know her but she still left me after a few months. I usually hold em down at least a year.

>>33803185
LMAO
He is a fictional character.

>>33803185
You're aware that Tony Soprano is a fictional character in a comedy drama, right? You're supposed to laugh at him.

>>33803189
What did you do to her this time

>>33803144
Don't be a scumbag

>>33803180
Yes, she was fapping in front of me. I tried to kiss her but she said no thanks

>>33803179
>Anyway, how long have you been ghosted for?
2 days

>>33803185
Oh gosh, you also think Patrick Bateman is an unironic rolemodel, don't you...

>>33803196
So she was severely horny but still not interested in fucking you? That's got to hurt.

>>33803194
You know the story I guess.
I relapsed yesterday after having a couple of nice days, reconnecting with friends.

>>33803176
Who said anything like that? Trannies ending their lives still counts for male suicide, so it's still sad.

>>33803186
It isn't? I see those hanged troonjaks on every board and every time I post outside of atoga as a woman I get the YWNBAW pasta and 41% jokes.
>>33803203
>so it's still sad.
Nah, it's funny in both cases.

Would you not say this disproves that Gender Studies degrees are useless?

>>33803197
You could try double texting him something horny
If he responds you're fuckbuddy-zoned.
If he doesn't you were a one-off or maybe he was cheating.
If you don't double text him, you just wait a few days and find out if he's gonna hit you up the next time his dick is feeling unsucked.

Sorry, femanon.

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

>>33803176
You can find it funny all you want, I don't care if a troon/foid laughs at my death regardless of the cause. I never understood the pearl clutching in regards to heartlessness. Either all of it is game or none of it is.

>>33803208
leave a voice mail. this always works whenever somebody ghosts you. i dont know why.

>>33803208
>If he responds you're fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm kinda tempted to do it

>>33803185
...Tony IS a loser. He's a whiny baby that can't control his emotions and lashes out at the mildest inconveniences. One of the most common running gags of the show is when Tony falls into some monologue about how the "strong, silent type" like Gary Cooper is just gone from the world, only for Tony himself to flip his shit like a child at the drop of a hat.

State gender
How well do you take care of your phone? How long does it take before you break it?

>>33803216
I'm still using the same phone I've had since the first human agricultural settlements on Earth were established.

>>33803214
There's a joke here about you being too fat to do anything in nature, but I can't come up with it.

>>33803219
I am too fat to join the Bundeswehr. :(

>>33803219
Bro. You need external help with this. It is going to get worse. I don't want to be here to say I told you so, or if you end up dead.

Women stop making me attracted to you

>>33803216
M
Well, the last one I accidentally threw off a mountain...
The one before I accidentally dropped on an icy street on christmas eve.
But all my previous phones were working until I replaced them years later. 3-4 years each time I think.

>>33803216
Get a case and try not to drop it. My sister actually ruined one of her phones by dropping in the toilet iirc.
Anons what are some of your favorite things to do on rainy days?

Should me and the boys in our longboats try to settle and establish a wool and meat farm on the first piece of dry, green land we see in the northern Atlantic, or will we end up facing war from the native inhabitants if there are any?

>>33803229
Pretend that I was totally gonna go outside for realsies.
Curl up in bed and read a book.

>>33803135
Your the reason men say women do not think with logic or reason

>>33803213
Then do it. Dumb whore

>>33803229
>Anons what are some of your favorite things to do on rainy days?
Listen to it and go to sleep.

>>33803216
I don't take care of it at all, but they seem to be fairly resilient. Previous one lasted seven years (with 2 replacement batteries).

>>33803234
>Your
Stop it.
You're making us look bad.

Women, imagine you are living a calm, peaceful life as a fisherman's wife in a village by the mouth of the River Corrib some time between 700 and 990 Anno Domini, and you see these guys show up on shore. Do you flee or hope they spare your life in exchange for raping and kidnapping you?

>>33803111
Usually you're supposed to look decently nice when going outside.

>>33803231
Where are you setting off from?

We need to go back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvQBMSL6aTE

>>33802822 (OP)
I met a girl two days ago and we really "clicked". Now I think about her all the time. Should her that if the opportunity arises?

>>33803216
M
i dropped it a couple months ago and 1/8 or so of the screen is black
cant type the number 1 or letter q
i need to get it fixed but im lazy
honestly dgaf because i have nobody to call or text anyway

>>33803252
Ask her out; don't tell her you're obsessed with her.

>>33803245
I flit away to the forest I know and quietly pick them off as they disperse.

>>33802880
what's the difference between a sex robot and porn?

actually, what's the difference between women and porn? women literally are porn.

>17 years old
>shlick a bit harder than usually
>pain, friction burns, stinging
>27 years old
>shlick for hours in one go, intensely
>nothing bad happens, could do it even more if I wanted to
Is it normal?

>>33803156
2Edgy4me
>>33803176
Most trannies are misogynistic moids. But I don't think death is a joke either way. I want people to reform themselves, not kill themselves.

>>33803259
No, babe. You are wearing the treads out.

>>33803257
>flit
i think you mean waddle

>>33803264
Kek, the BlueWhale's best chance of escape is down the river

>>33803259
Let's try the real thing

I don't understand how to shop for good umbrellas
are $100 umbrellas worth it?

>>33803252
She's not interested

>>33803274
No.
I bought a small one today.

>>33803244
>>33803246
Women can only strawman
So why do women get dressed up and look nice? To impress men? To impress women? Or to simply just look nice for themselves?
And sure you will probabaly just say "so do men"
Most men do not do as much tl their looks as women do...
But surely men and women must dress to impress for different reasons right?

And im not even trying to say that women are wrong for doing so, if thats what you are assuming (like most women typically do)

Some women get triggered and aggressive when I tell them that men are superior in athletics
Why would they feel attacked for that statement? Deep insecurities or feeling inferior??

>>33803214
Fr
I need to go camping.

>>33803274
>are $100 umbrellas worth it?
It depends on how likely you are to lose them. They probably will last longer than a cheap one, and they're likely to be either sturdier or lighter. I have one made from carbon fibre which is rather nice. But if you're going to leave it on a train in six weeks, then no, it's not worth it.

>>33803268
No rivers for BlueValkyrie, she's functionally a dam.

>>33803274
>are $100 umbrellas worth it?
Only if you can open it without looking like a virgin.

How is gaming on Linux these days?

I hurt myself getting out of a chair
Fuck I hate being 30

>>33803292
Hit the gym

>>33802848
M
>red flags
Travel is an absolute red flag

>>33803290
a lot better with Steam Proton

>>33803290
Works for me.

>>33803226
M
I wish I didn't feel so shy around women.

>>33803247
The dude leading the expedition was exiled by the King of Norway for doing crimes so our crew is just going westward and seeing where we land.

>>33803216
m
i've never had a phone get so broken it needs to be repaired or change. it does tend to get a lot of scratches and bumps, though. i've been musing writing my own operating system for it.

>>33803296
>t. control freak who throws a shit fit about his partner going more than a mile away from their waterfront (read: swamp-view) trailer park in Citrus County, Florida

Swiss and BlueValk, sitting in a tree:
K I S S I N G

>>33803317
Lore?

Do burgers get Columbus day off?

>>33803326
Some do, some don't. I did when I was a civil servant for the federal government, but I didn't when I was a civil servant for a state government.

>>33803216
I’ve had my iPhone X since junior year of high school. I’m 24 now lmao

>>33803332
>I've had the same phone for an irrelevant split second of time

M4F
If a conversation abruptly ends in a DM, that means that it's done and I should move on?
I'll be chatting with a girl and then a conversation just stops
I assume she isn't interested in talking anymore

Also I don't like giving GM texts, seems clingy especially toward someone I have only talked to for an hour over text

>>33803326
Government employees do, I don't as a warehouse worker

>>33803335
>M4F
>If a conversation abruptly ends in a DM, that means that it's done and I should move on?
>I'll be chatting with a girl and then a conversation just stops
>I assume she isn't interested in talking anymore
I'll double text once. But if she doesn't reply I'll assume she's not interested.

>>33803335
Correction: federal government employees do. State and local (county/city/tribal) governments can be weirder about this. As mentioned, when I was a state employee I didn't get either Columbus/Indigenous People's Day OR President's Day off, and I don't think our state ever incorporated Juneteenth as a holiday either.

>>33803312
If you're setting out from Norway, the first place you'll hit is probably the Faeroes, so go for it.

state gender
have you ever tried to sell a car to your friends, bf/gf or relatives, or had any of them try to sell you one? how common is this?

>>33803333
Are you being retarded on purpose?

When I have a sedentary job why do I gain weight even when I skip lunch and exercise with a foot pedal under my desk?

Men
If you had a gf who had daily+ sex with you, paid for dates and bought you gifts, complimented you often, and enjoyed spending time with you, would you still cheat if a random woman asked you out?
Say your gf is attractive to you, but so is the stranger.

>>33803347
Of course not? I've never cheated

>>33803344
17 years old to 24 years old is a period of time that goes by in the blink of an eye. It might as well be 1 year instead of 8.

>>33803347
They absolutely would

>>33803352
Machines don't experience time subjectively like we do.

>>33803347
absolutely not, cheating is revolting and subhuman. what kind of question is this

>>33803346
>exercise with a foot pedal under my desk
that isn't exercising

>>33803347
Probably not, there's only one woman I'd maybe cheat with, my first crush

>>33803356
We're not your ex.

Do you feel bad for ugly girls? It just seems like a self-inflicted problem.

>>33803352
We were talking about the longevity of phones… 8 years of technological “progress” is the equivalent of 2 decades

I'm 37 and haven't had a girlfriend since high school
I don't think I have the "emotional intelligence" to enter a relationship at this point
My friends want me to get a girlfriend, but I don't think I have it in me to make a connection with another person on that level

>blowjob
>bf cums
>put my finger on the hole for a second, then release it to see what happens
>It's like a elephant suddenly ejecting a gallon of water
Neat trick, kinda funny

>>33803364
I wish you'd stop being a spamming rat.
You actively make this general worse.

>>33803362
You're all the same

>>33803100
How much was it?

>>33803371
How am I spamming? -.- Show me my other posts

>>33803347
i would sooner kill myself then betray my partner like that, even if we stopped fucking entirely.

>>33803357
Yeah, see that subjectivity is why my #1 genie wish is, not immortality, but a really fucking long lifespan, like 500 to 5,000 years, somewhere in that ballpark.

I've lost a lot of "time" to autism, undiagnosed ADHD, a fucked up perception of time, a rocky and non-linear career path, and intimate relationships (or opportunities for them) that show up decennially instead of multiple times a year like they do for most people.

My plea to whatever divinity is out there? I want more life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MDGMvrSJc

>>33803372
Are we? What's my favourite colour?

>>33803347
Well, I'm strongly non-monogamous. If the gf in this scenario expected monogamy, I would never have got involved with her in the first place; if she's fine with the relationship being open, then me getting with the other girl isn't cheating. (Obviously both women would have to be fully aware of the situation and cool with it).

>>33803379
Orange

>>33803382
How did you find this place?

>>33803368
>I don't think I have it in me to make a connection with another person on that level
Then don't. What's the issue?

We tried being just friends and I still really care about my ex and wish her all best but the relationship as it stands has fallen off a cliff in terms of enthusiasm and interest. Sometimes it feels like we are both forcing ourselves to keep talking. Last time I tried to verbally say in so many words that maybe we should stop talking every day, it actually somehow resparked the relationship for a couple months, lol. Idk what to do, it will hurt like hell to go no contact but also as it stands makes me kinda sad too.

>>33803283
I buy clothes that I personally like. Men do not typically like the same kind of clothing. I buy what I like and then I wear it because it's in my wardrobe when I get dressed in the morning, whether I go out or stay indoors the whole day. I'd believe men do the same if they demonstrated understanding the concept. As things are, I have no reason to believe men do anything for any other purpose than to get laid, at which they still fail.

>>33803382
Good satire.

>>33803383
Nope. Silver.

>>33803364
Is this what counts as ugly these days?

>>33803347
Probably not. Women are boring and annoying.

>>33803391
clanker

>>33803394
Kek

>>33803385
>How did you find this place?
What, 4chan? One of my exes was quite into it. Some time after we broke up I decided to check it out.

>>33803392
Manly jaw, she has

>>33803378
>I want more life father.

>>33803376
The other day you posted the exact same text but with a girl with slightly crooked teeth.
You're a piece of shit and nothing more.
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33799961/#33800963

Women
Have you dated a guy who wasnt as hot as you? Did you feel like you needed to give him more confidence? Could you detect his disbelief that you loved him?

>>33803391
Silver is a metallic material not a color

>>33803389
>Good satire.
Not really...? I'm seeing two women right now, both of whom know about each other and are cool with it.

>>33803378
I agree. Time feels almost logarithmic to me.

>>33803402
Based and receiptspilled.

>>33803402
>>33803408
No, that wasn't me. The ugly girl went viral on other sites. I just made a funny post with a different girl.
https://9gag.com/gag/aO8NO8R

>>33803404
#C0C0C0

>>33803413
>I just made a funny post with a different girl.
Oh yeah sooo increeibly funny.

Does a guy you've been having sex with and talking to for a couple months asking you to be gf turn you off? What about him being concerned for your future?

>>33803413
>I just made a funny post
Are you sure?

>>33803284
Ololololololoooo
I wanna girlcamp.
Ayayayayayaya

>>33803416
ok this anon is a little mad

>>33803347
>If you had a gf who had daily+ sex with you, paid for dates and bought you gifts, complimented you often, and enjoyed spending time with you, would you still cheat if a random woman asked you out?
why the fuck would I cheat on her? I fucking WISH I had a gf like that...

>>33803400
>Manly jaw, she has
You barely have a jaw period, Yoda.

>>33803420
What are these strange ululations. What is a gorlcamp

>>33803413
>literal 9fag shitter among us
atoga is such a grim place sometimes.

>>33803317
G I R L C A M P
I
R
L
C
A
M
P

>>33803416
>>33803419
Yes, it was very funny. I made myself giggle when I made it :)

>>33803385
Ay. Dopple ganger. Stop cosplaying me and asking people things I want to ask.

>>33803383
If you're trying to prove all moids are the same, why not guess blue?

>>33803407
Yeah, it's fucked. It took me ten years to realize that I didn't start having a sex life until my 30s (not counting losing my virginity on a date in my 20s), and that my career history is a decade-long patchwork of underemployment relative to my education that numerous job interviewers have commented on with shock and horror.

>>33803402
>slightly crooked teeth
>slightly
uhhh

>>33803111
>>33803283
It's not competition kek, it's for their eyes to enjoy and vice versa. I love seeing a cute woman in a cute outfit, it's just aesthetically pleasing. I also like seeing other women in weird and experimental outfits, perhaps using items she made herself. It's artistic. I even like looking at images of women in different fashion styles on the internet, and drawing them.
There are several species of animals who decorate their bodies, humans happen to be one of them, and female humans in modern Western cultures enjoy it more than male humans in modern Western cultures.
I also do it to get compliments from my bf sometimes. He likes when I look cute, but he has an eye for aesthetics as well.
TLDR, it's fun and people enjoy different things. If you don't enjoy it, it's hard to translate why it's fulfilling. But usually it's for the love of the game, and secondarily to get compliments from other women. After that, maybe to be hot to men sometimes, depending on the situation.

>>33803397
Do you remember which board she was from?

>>33803427
Wild wymin time
EIEIEIEIEIEIE

>>33803406
Ever dated a femanon?

>>33803364
>>33803402

ngl would and would

>>33803245
It shouldn't be a problem. The first thing I do do if I'm ever transplanted into the past is develop automatic assault weapons. For a long time the supply mainly of propellants would be limited, but a farming community could sustain a supply if you were the only people able to use it and it was for defense. You would just have to keep the supply of weapons limited and on your side so that they didn't proliferate. Which shouldn't be that big of an issue, since you wouldn't be able to make that many that work well at the time period anyway even after ramping up the more precision metal working needed for them without a larger industrial scale. But even 15 or 20 people with semi-automatic weapons would put the fear of god into most raiding forces.

Do Chads ever feel guilty about their unearned success?

>>33803458
genetics are the only thing that matter in life though. Chad's literally did earn their success by being born.

>>33803455
Scalp moids for being autistic and mean
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>33803441
>Do you remember which board she was from?
No idea, I'm afraid. It was a looong time ago that I was seeing her - 13 years maybe? It wasn't till about 9 years ago that I got around to checking this place out.

>>33803448
>Ever dated a femanon?
I am doing so even as we speak.

>>33802822 (OP)
would left wouldnt right
>>33802916
would
>>33802921
couldn't
>>33802932
would
>>33802988
couldnt
>>33803000
shouldnt
>>33803147
would
>>33803214
shouldn't

>>33803347
>If you had a gf who had daily+ sex
Wouldn't have sex outside of marriage. Non-starter, but assuming I'm already married.
>paid for dates
I don't expect or want her to.
>would you still cheat if a random woman asked you out?
There is less than nothing a random woman could offer me, even leaving aside the obvious issue of my values. She can't replace my connection with my wife even if she wanted to.
Asking me out as a "random woman" also implies she'd do the same for other random dudes. I.e., she's a whore, which kills any interest no matter whether I were single or not.

>>33803402
>waaaaaah, I'm ugly
>septum piercing
Why do they do this?

>>33803467
niche-maxxing, it actually works and some guys do it too

>>33803458
>Do Chads ever feel guilty about their unearned success?
Not in regards to success in my field, I did work hard to get here.

Success with women is a different story, however. 4chan has completely mind broken me over that.

>>33803471
Nta
>, I did work hard to get here.
Nigga please. Having high IQ doesn't mean you've actually worked harder than other people.

>>33803462
>It wasn't till about 9 years ago that I got around to checking this place out.
Still makes you an olderfag than most here.

>>33803402
She's cute.

>>33803467
You tradcucks can't use your brain for one second without being triggered.

>>33803472
My IQ is lower than the mean for my field.
Sure, I'm lucky it's not even lower. But I still have to put in more time than my peers, as well as find various ways of compensating that they simply don't have to.

>>33803465
>Wouldn't have sex outside of marriage. Non-starter, but assuming I'm already married.
Inb4 tradcuck

Do men know how to dress fashionably without being motivated by sex and female attention?

>>33803462
Is she the goth?

>>33803386
It's more of a lack of capacity rather than a lack of desire

>>33803485
>Do men know how to dress fashionably without being motivated by sex and female attention?
M
Probably not?
I think that's a major reason why we're so confused that you don't do it for us.

>>33803485
i just wear sweaters
dammit female attention
uhh no then i guess not

>>33803439
>>33803388
Sorry . I should of also included the fact that some women also do heavy makeup, eyebrows, hair, nails, botox, fake boobs, or diet.
To the point where it consumes a lot of time, money and health.
Thats why i was trying to ask about why do women care so much about their appearance? Do your reasons still apply to it ?

>>33803485
I wouldn't believe otherwise.
Haven't seen a man in shining armor in the streets.

>>33803480
What did you study?

>>33803485
i only wear shorts and tshirts no matter what

>>33803485
I wear clothes that are comfortable, I don't dress for attention

>>33803388
>for any other purpose than to get laid, at which they still fail.
You have a dad. So it works sometimes.

>>33803493
Physics.

>>33803485
Definitely. I tend to dress a little more comfy/casual when I’m at work tho

>>33803492
Panoply is expensive

>>33803485
>Do men know how to dress fashionably without being motivated by sex and female attention?
Let me think... Baggy clothes, broccoli haircut, black nail polish, and a dangly cross earring on one ear.
How'd I do?

I can't stop thinking about one of my flatmates. I swear I'm not romantically or sexually interested in her but she's been in my head rent free for days for no fucking reason. What the fuck do I do?

>>33803502
i just threw up in my mouth a little

>>33803296
Why is travel a red flag? Is it because you don’t have the money to support a travel girl?

>>33803498
Damn

>>33803503
>I swear I'm not romantically or sexually interested in her
what other reason would you think about a female for

>>33803504
That's proof it isn't for women

>>33803505
I think he's worried about her getting spitroasted by hostle chads

>>33803511
Is cheating bad if your partner never finds out?

>>33803512
Yes.

My cousin is kinda handsome

>>33803516
you from alabama? if so go for it bro/sis

>>33803516
Do you live in a small third world village by any chance?

>>33803516
Maaaaaa'am!

>>33803512
Not when women do it

>>33803516
Handsome is an adjective that doesn’t automatically have a romantic connotation. So compliment your cousin, I think he’d appreciate it without thinking your into incest.

>>33803459
>Chad's literally did earn their success by being born.
Woman logic

>>33803509
I don't know, that's what I'm trying to figure out. It's constant but I'm not into her like that, but I do consider her a friend

>>33803518
No
>>33803517
No, Louisiana

>>33803485
I wear long sleeved vintage football jersey, chinos and sambas or like nick drake

state gender
did you ever stop thinking about your first gf/bf?

>>33803512
Not really, as long as you're sure they NEVER have a chance of finding out. I fuck a new girl every other business trip if the opportunity arises but I do so knowing it'll never come back to me and that the girl im with is clear we're just having some fun, nothing more. No problems.

>>33803531
Yes

>>33803485
No
I have no fucking idea what looks good

>>33803525
Maybe if this was the 1990s. Porn, Andy and Leyley, and game of thrones have put incest into the normie mind.

>>33803531
No, my first gf was in elementary school. I did find out she got pregnant at like 20 so hopefully that worked out

>>33803531
M
Haven't had the first gf

>>33803531
A lot less than I used to.

>>33803528
louisiana is basically alabama but more french

>>33803485
Everything since the beginning of time has been for female attention

>>33803531
M
never had a first gf

>>33803531
I can't stop thinking about my last gf and it's been 3 months!!

Women what makes real cock feel better than toys? Is it more squishy?

>>33803546
You in goofed, qt

>>33803531
M, I only think of her occasionally. Not usually in a favorable way.

>>33803486
>Is she the goth?
No. :)

>>33803531
>did you ever stop thinking about your first gf/bf?
M. Decades ago.

>>33803503
>What the fuck do I do?
Find something else to think about.

>>33803552
>Find something else to think about.
I have plenty of other, more pressing things to think about, but I'm still preoccupied

Why do all highly intelligent females (excellent planning, investments, savings, foresight, tip top grades, high achiever) always have some form of mental illness? Like actual mental illness not the me so cute uwu. Like I know one that had full blown anorexia

gender

have you ever dealt with serious mental illness in your household? im afraid my brother will get violent if my mom tries to kick him out. he has bad issues but vehemently refuses treatment. he got violent with her when he was a teen.

>>33803531
Yes

>>33802848
M, I'll at least be an inquisitive listener if she ever wants to go off about them, even if I don't participate.

>>33802878
I've played eroge with my first and latest gfs, and even showed my buddy one when he came over.

>>33802897
I'm not really familiar, I never played MTG. I like looking at TCG art generally though.

>>33803068
Who?

>>33803557
Charlie cucked you?

>>33803556
M
no.

>>33803555
Iirc, every mental illness, outside the cluster b, is positively correlated with intelligence.

>>33803556
Yes. Mothers a schizo. There's no reasoning. I'm assuming the only solution in your case would be the police.

>>33803560
It said first not recent.

>>33803387
wtf even is this post just ghost her and move tf on

>>33803556
M
I was suicidal a couple of years back. My dad has a nasty temper and has gotten violent with my mother but isn't formally diagnosed with anything
>afraid my brother will get violent if my mom tries to kick him out
Any male family members or close friends you call to have around if he gets kicked out? Just someone to help make sure he doesn't try anything

>>33803532
Any of those girls have bfs/husbands?

>>33803548
Nothing, toys feel better

>>33802848
M
I'm boring so I'm willing to try whatever interesting thing my partner likes. I'm a hard no on anything that requires classes and movement though (like dance and martial arts). I'm WAY too self conscious for that

>>33803566
nta but why should one do that? could you please explain it like I'm a very emotional teenager?

>>33803556
I stayed with some family friends in 2014 and the son started having fits of schizophrenia. Mostly passive and pretending to be a demon or somebody else, occasionally violent.

>>33803531
M
Yeah

>>33803567
im a man. im more just worried he'll lash out when im not here. the thought of the violence with my family just starts upsetting me, and moreso the emotional toll it will take on my mom. he really does have nowhere else to go.

>>33803531
F, yes. fuck him

>>33803568
Some of them, yeah.

>>33803532
Nice ragebait

what videogames do you guys/girls like?

i like elden ring and world of warcraft.

>>33803531
F
No, fuck him

>>33803578
How do manage that? Just a Chad?

>>33803559
Lowest value moid

>>33803569
Is this true? I've been told the opposite

>>33803571
anon wrote a fucking novel how its not working out blah blah no the fucking same bla bla makes him sad . If its not working then move tf on

>>33803577
>>33803583
do you still fuck your ex?

>>33803582
I like turn based games. I've been playing a lot of Path of Achra recently, it's an indie roguelike

>>33803587
NTA. JH says the opposite, but you can't really take her seriously in any context.

>>33803575
That's really rough on all of you. Are you particularly close with him? Or your mother, for that matter

>>33803592
Isn't she the femanon that once said she'd let us run a train on her during a meetup?

>>33803589
>If its not working then move tf on
what do you mean working? do you not feel sad or nostalgic when you love(d) someone but the relationship died?

>>33803594
>close with him
Mother, yes. Brother, no not even remotely. I actually hate him quite intensely, as shameful as it is to admit that. He's extremely rude, delusional, has a profound victim complex, just an all around ingrateful and rude douche. He's autistic but extremely high IQ and engages in these annoying semantic games when confronted with something harmful he does to others. "uhh... you know that's not what that word even means right" (followed by a comically exaggerated chuckle and smug grin as he rolls his eyes like a cartoon character). The way he speaks to my mother and generally talks down to her makes my blood boil. Truthfully, the fact that he's been violent with my whole family and constantly blames others for things that are in no way their fault makes me not care if he rots outside in the elements if he ever gets evicted.

>>33803582
I like a lot of games. I mostly play games that are pretty retro, but I like some modern games a lot too.

>>33803586
I doubt that very much.

>>33803582
M
Currently obsessed with might over magick

>>33803582
Playing dark souls 2 atm

/atoga/, what is/was for dinner tonight?

>>33803595
Slander.

>>33803610
M
Getting Burger King, can’t be bothered to cook rn
You?

>>33803611
Okay, who gets to hit it then

>>33803611
I didn't mean any harm I just asked a question, I apologize for being such an incel.

>>33803602
How old is he? It's really sounding like he's brought eviction on himself. I've never in my life had to deal with anything like this so my suggestion comes from a place of ignorance, but maybe get your mom to kick him out while you're around to avoid potential violence. Give him a bit of money and the names of places he can go for help/treatment, and then leave the rest to him.

>>33803615
Her boyfriend duh

>>33803614
Nice

>>33803582
Strategy, tactics and role-playing.

I'm currently downloading a demo for a strategy, tactics and role-playing Star Trek game.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2643390/Star_Trek_Voyager__Across_the_Unknown/

>>33803622
The whopper is the best fast food sandwich I swear.

>So much of a turbo virgin that a guy I've known for a week casually mentions he can tell I don't have sex
Other than having sex what can I do to not radiate virgin energy? I'm not an incel, insofar as I don't hate women and have plenty of woman friends, but people can invariably tell and it's starting to piss me off.

>>33803626
Yeah it is

>>33803614
Burger King is some good shit. I wish I could have it more often, but those prices.
Nothing too crazy for me. Quesadilla with corn. Maybe some fruit for dessert, banana or pineapple.

>>33803610
Rice and tofu. I was too tired to be creative. Next time I'll have a variety of vegetables. I won't be too tired next time. I won't be too tired. I won't be. I won't.

Women
Is it an ick when you see a guy picking up litter and carrying it until he reaches a trash can?

>>33803618
He's 31 right now. Yeah overall it's a pretty doomed situation. He has some money but i assume he'd just waste it at motels eating fast food, run out then be fucked if my parents didnt let him back in. Honestly wasnt looking for advice just really needed to vent this to another set of humans.

>>33803625
>Wildermyth
Unfathomably based, a shame it will probably never get a sequel
>journey
Also incredibly based

>>33802822 (OP)
>AI threadpic
pass

>>33803637
>31
Fucking hell, I thought he'd be like 19 or something. Your parents are fucking saints (or delusional) for tolerating this into his 30s

>>33803638
I managed to 100% both of those games... until they added more cheevos to Wildermyth. It's over.

>>33803590
no i meant he can go fuck himself

>>33803599
not working as in its toxic and harms your mental and emotional health.

>>33803647
Does he have a new gf?

>>33803652
probably not hes weird asf even i knew this when i met him but still liked him post break up i knew hed struggle to find girls because hes fucking weird

Atoga, what are we
>watchan
>playan
>readan

I wish women were real.

>>33803633
>hot girl dinner

>>33803655
>watchan
smiling friends
>playan
WoW
>readan
Kierkegaard

>>33803654
Why would you like a guy like that?

>>33803549
I know. She was actually perfect it's not even an exaggeration. I wish I was perfect but I'm a creep

>>33803633
Japanese slut femanon…

>>33803655
>>watchan
Agents of shield
>>playan
Bg3
>>readan
The talmud (in english)

>>33803655
>watchan
Mad Men. I'm on season 3 right now.
>playan
The mention of Wildermyth ITT makes me want to boot it up. I've been playing Final Fantasy Origin: Stranger of Paradise but I'm stuck on the fucking elemental core boss fight because I can't into red mage.
>readan
I'm technically midway through a book on moral psychology but I haven't actually picked it up in about a month

>>33803655
>watchan
Chucky (couldn't get into Alien Earth after all)
>playan
I'm going to play Super Mario Bros. 3 or Chrono Trigger before bed.
>readan
Nothing, but I'm trying to find books about prehistoric humans to read.

>>33803662
Stick with the meds next time, and don't post femanons.
>but I'm a creep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcVpNMok98

>>33803666
>talmud
>666 digits

>>33803670
>Stranger of Paradise
A coworker of mine can't stop talking about how great that game is. Do you think it's better than other modern FFs?

>>33803629
Anons pls, I can't have this be the first impression people have of me for the rest of my life

>>33803655
>watchan
The Sopranos, but not for a while
>playan
Dark souls 2
>readan
How to win friends

>>33803666
>>33803676
Oh shit! Synagogue of Satan confirmed?

>>33803655
>watch
I watched the Blackberry movie thanks to anon who gave me a good link for streaming
>play
Guitar
>read
Currently nothing. Open to suggestions for nonfiction or something with Dostoyevsky-esque humor

>>33803678
Imo it's about projecting confidence without putting women and their opinions on a pedestal

>>33803673
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcVpNMok98
top kek

>>33803680
>The Sopranos, but not for a while
That show is such a treat. Are you liking it? Just haven't had the urge to sit and watch anything?

>>33803677
I don't have a good frame of reference, the only non-turnbased FF I've played is 14 and I don't think it's fair to compare a single player game to an MMO. That being said, I think it is a really, really good action game in its own right. And the atmosphere/story is so earnestly over the top and edgy that I can't help but love it. This has to be one of the funniest scenes in all of gaming
https://youtu.be/yK0qDY36jGg?si=AQMnVWN0wCkE0FbO

>>33803685
>Dostoyevsky
Tradcuck

State gender
Should it be made legal for men to express attraction toward women?

>>33803689
It emotionally destroys me so I have to take long breaks. I get obsessive and binge the stuff I watch. So far, amazing show

>>33803635
I do the same, eh

>>33803663
She's a virgin, you sexpest.

>>33803692
I remember seeing that. Absolutely based. IIRC the music continues into the next scene too, implying he straight up had it playing that entire time.
I should have bought it during the summer sale. Instead I wasted some money on other FFs that I'd already played.

>>33803698
Understandable. It's genuinely terrific television. What season are you on?

>>33803694
Not at all, but thanks for the (You)

>>33803610
hot dogs
wish i had a femanon to eat hot dogs with

>TFW no nerdy bf to dance like this with
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nEH9ZBVKiw4

>>33803695
M
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here. But literally no o e will care as long as you don't sexually harass them.

>>33803701
nta
slut is a mentality

>>33803702
I stopped after season 2, didn’t start season 3 yet.

>>33803701
Go off, white knight-sama

>>33803705
most common male phenotype ever

>>33803705
Literally me

>>33803705
>Nerd
>Trendy broccoli haircut

>>33803655
>Baseball
>nothing
>still stuck reading buckhart greeks history after one month because I have no time

>>33803710
Oh man, still a ways to go. Lucky. Enjoy season 3 when you get around to it.

>>33803701
She's not a virgin

>>33803712
I thought she was your future wife?

>>33803701
>>33803725
Lore?

>>33803694
"Just follow the path of Jesus by sharing grace with prostitutes, that's totally trad, bro."

Femanons, how do you feel about masculine dominant men that like having their prostate played with and are down for being milked?

>>33803731
ew

women
do you wear sexy outfits for your bf around the house?

Men, what would you do if you were balls deep in her and she said "That's it, cum in big sister's pussy, baby bro!" ?

>>33803610
1/2 cup great value enriched white rice (dry serving size)
194g cooked skinless boneless chicken
86g of celery
95g of carrots
155g pickles
44g green olives (with core)
45g ranch
20g unsalted roasted pumpkin seeds

I hit my macros of 200g protein, 200g carbs, 60g fat today pretty much perfectly and managed a 2k calorie deficit.

>>33803739
I walk around nudie around him

>>33803743
Wretch, go flaccid, and kick her the fuck out and never talk to her again

>>33803743
You're disgusting and should die

>>33803743
Laugh my ass off so hard that I go completely flaccid. I then tease her about it.

>>33803582
28M

>>33803745
does he ever grope you?

NA FESTA DO FIM DE SEMANA

>>33803743
Bottom out and growl in her ear that big sis is mine and I'm going to mark her so no one else can take her. I'd also moan and say "I'm cumming sis... I'm fucking cumming... Fuck, milk your little bro dry... Squeeze my cock dry sis please... fucking please... I'm cumming..."

>>33803753
I liked fear

>>33803753
Say anon, is Halo 3 on Steam good? I never got to finish the trilogy and Xbox 360 emulation just isn't there yet.

>>33803655
>>watchan
Waterworld
He literally me

>>33803752
>>33803749
>>33803748
Also, y'all anons can't just enjoy the mood and the moment and play along? Fucking boring dude. Whenever I get a wife I want someone with an imagination that also likes performance and roleplay and immersion in fantasy. I don't know why you'd shit all over your partner trying to play with their fantasies or add some spice.

>>33803655
>watchan
https://youtu.be/b1xjjIKKzTo
>playan
Guitar, maybe piano before bed
>readan
Read some berserk before dinner and guitar

I wish some moid had a crush on me

>>33803776
I have a crush on a femanon

>>33803772
I was molested by my older sister. Any incest roleplay sickens me, as does you trying to put down anons who don’t enjoy what you like.

>>33803769
>paying for vidya

>>33803777
trips confirmed

>>33803772
Not any of them but incest is one those fantasies that can be a MAJOR turn off for people, at least if you catch them off guard. It's not one of the ones you spring on someone without warning

>>33803743
id cum in Big Sister's pussy obviously

>>33803655
I'm just reading Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon.

Do atogans notice when I haven't posted here in weeks?

>>33803753
>csgo
Based, did you play faceit at all?
>>33803769
>is Halo 3 on Steam good?
Very, I’ve played the hell out of the MCC version on steam

>went on first date (met at a friend meet up before this)
>things go well
>both sitting in car before date ends
>go in for kiss because i'm an autist
>she doesn't react back and sits there, no head turning
>says she's too nervous for that right now
>apologize, continue with talking for the next 20 minutes
>try to set up 2nd date, she's busy all this week and didn't give alternatives
>tell her next week, she says maybe but she has work+parent things to take care of
>hugs me long (10?sec) before leaving the date

Did I fuck up? Is it over? I haven't dated in 9 years so I'm clueless

>>33803772
>t. Pornsick

>>33803785
i havent been here in weeks either so idk
i know nobody misses me so youre probably s.o.l. too

>>33803789
OP here, If it helps we did a decent amount of handholding.

>>33803785
Maybe if you're a femanon

>>33803790
How can I be pornsick is most of the time I fap in a dark room in bed with no porn or visual or auditory stimulation at all and just imagine things?

>>33803769
yeah MCC halo 3 is exactly the same as xbox except for all the menus and whatnot, i still play the shit out of it, mainly trick jumping servers.

>>33803765
yeah i played it for the first time last winter. my playthrough was made even more memorable by the fact that it was fucking freezing to the point where my limbs were numb while playing.
when i hear the ost it takes me back to that cold as fuck winter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVK480tPjG8

>>33803787
yeah i'm lvl 7 on faceit rn but i haven't really grinded faceit, mostly been playing premier and peaked 23k there.

>>33803796
I am

>>33803777
Is it me?

>>33803701
>implying virgins can't be sluts

>>33803804
just realized i started each paragraph with yeah... fuck i'm basically a robot

>>33803806
virgins are usually bigger sluts than sexhavers

>>33803789
I've literally never been on a date so feel free to ignore me, but the advice I've heard is "if they like you enough they'll make time". She may be genuinely busy this next week or two, but the fact she gave no alternatives isn't a great sign.

But I'm a giga virgin so the fuck do I know, I wouldn't give up hope just yet

>>33803772
You're a porn addict and need serious help if you think that shit is hot or healthy.

>>33803753
>the younger generation still plays halo
Baseado

>>33803805
I'm not sure? I don't think I've ever seen her post that image before.

>>33803772
I could maybe get into it if it were set up ahead of time. You can't just drop something like that out of left-field and not expect a reaction.

>>33803779
It's actually already part of my library through family on Steam. But I wouldn't bother if it was a shitty botched port.

>>33803787
>>33803804
Gotcha, I'll have to give it a go. Thanks guys.

Why are women so bad and incompetent at sucking dick?

>>33803816
28 is unc status

>>33803813
>>33803806
Are we redefining slut as horny?

>>33803822
True

>>33803823
advertising your horniness is slutty

I saw my co-worker have a boner when talking to a 60 something year old co-worker
Tempted to give HR a notice so they fire him

>>33803804
>i still play the shit out of it, mainly trick jumping servers.
You’re cool as fuck. Jump servers are fun and underrated imo. I haven’t played MCC in a while but I’d usually play halo 3 BTB, jump servers, and CE 2v2 ranked. Combat evolved 2s doesn’t get enough love, it’s like a more tactical quake
> yeah i'm lvl 7 on faceit rn but i haven't really grinded faceit
Nice man, I think I’m level 9 now but I haven’t played CS2 faceit. I was level 10, 2400 elo when CSGO ended so I think they adjusted for that plus my inactivity lol. I think 23k was the highest I’ve gotten in premier as well

>>33803820
The uncomfortable truth is only men can pleasure men. Take the gay sex pill. You don't have to actually be gay, but if you value your sexual satisfaction you'll have sex with men while pursuing your romantic relationship with a woman.

>>33803823
I think they're more saying they would be loose if they could.

Moids, would you rather date:

A 26 yr old virgin who has an onlyfans featuring videos of her performing explicit (solo) sex acts with millions of subscribers

or

A 26 year old woman who's loyal but has had 10 sexual partners within the context of 10 serious relationships (she started dating as a teenager)

>>33803829
Foid hands

>>33803822
Somebody 28 was 10 when Halo 3 released.
We're getting old.

>>33803820
They need (You) to show them how.
>*unzips*
Here, femanons, let OP demonstrate.

M21
honestly dont like older women anymore
theyre weird

>>33803828
damn 2.4k elo is pretty crazy ngl

>>33803820
i pretend to be bad at things i don't like doing. (women in men's fields)

i need graceful foid hands to touch me

>>33803827
I hope they fire YOU for staring at his bulge ya whore that can count as sexual harassment in the workplace

>>33803835
you're right i was literally 11 when i started playing halo 3. halo 2 since like 7 or 8... i'm basically a zoomer compared to the original halo generation.

>>33803842
*grabs the dick aggressively*

>>33803827
Talking about what? How old is he?