Thread 33806628

How do I get a minimum wage, college educated, SJW gf with massive student loan debt and at least a few mental disorders?

Sell drugs to fast food employees.

Go to LA or NYC and wear a Faggot rainbow pride T-shirt/Hoodie

>tfw getting that kind of girl would be impossible for me no matter how hard I tried
JUST

>>33806648
That'll just give her the ick
Instead, find one and tell her you're a Trump supporter

>>33806686
Or pretend to be a Muslim from IDK Bosnia or some shit,and guild trip her,by saying it's Islamophobic not to let you hit,into letting you score.

>>33806628 (OP)
Go to your closest arts college

>>33806717
Then what?

>>33806849
become trans

>>33806886
How does that help?

Visit San Francisco and create a dating app. They all smoke weed so feed them edibles

dont see me again

>>33806628 (OP)
Too bad this pic isn't you. Because OnlyFans millions are your future, but you have to get a decent hair cut and lose the crayon eyebrows and eye extension wings that you paint on the edges of your eyes. If you did all that, you'd not need a job. Just show your holes in various poses that you should be good and used to by now being female. You then can learn how to do the stock market and live on easy street. No uni required. No McD's, nothing but your genitals.

>>33807456
Why do ppl think showing holes is all chick's need to do, 99% of OF just make pocket change. You need either a super niche like stomping on hamsters or to be charismatic on top of hot.