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Anonymous No.33806628 >>33806717 >>33807456
How do I get a minimum wage, college educated, SJW gf with massive student loan debt and at least a few mental disorders?
Anonymous No.33806631
Sell drugs to fast food employees.
Anonymous No.33806648 >>33806686
Go to LA or NYC and wear a Faggot rainbow pride T-shirt/Hoodie
Anonymous No.33806663
>tfw getting that kind of girl would be impossible for me no matter how hard I tried
JUST
Anonymous No.33806686 >>33806712
>>33806648
That'll just give her the ick
Instead, find one and tell her you're a Trump supporter
Anonymous No.33806712
>>33806686
Or pretend to be a Muslim from IDK Bosnia or some shit,and guild trip her,by saying it's Islamophobic not to let you hit,into letting you score.
Anonymous No.33806717 >>33806849
>>33806628 (OP)
Go to your closest arts college
Anonymous No.33806849 >>33806886
>>33806717
Then what?
Anonymous No.33806886 >>33807321
>>33806849
become trans
Anonymous No.33807321
>>33806886
How does that help?
Anonymous No.33807338
Visit San Francisco and create a dating app. They all smoke weed so feed them edibles
Anonymous No.33807342
dont see me again
Anonymous No.33807456 >>33807478
>>33806628 (OP)
Too bad this pic isn't you. Because OnlyFans millions are your future, but you have to get a decent hair cut and lose the crayon eyebrows and eye extension wings that you paint on the edges of your eyes. If you did all that, you'd not need a job. Just show your holes in various poses that you should be good and used to by now being female. You then can learn how to do the stock market and live on easy street. No uni required. No McD's, nothing but your genitals.
Anonymous No.33807478
>>33807456
Why do ppl think showing holes is all chick's need to do, 99% of OF just make pocket change. You need either a super niche like stomping on hamsters or to be charismatic on top of hot.