Thread 33808454

>>33808524
I meant I would happily smack you across your cute face if that tickles your fancy

>>33808526
That's the point!

>>33808525
Normal
I'm guessing you found fetlife?

>>33808528
Imagine being a woman with a pretty voice and being accepted to the discord, only to find out you're the only dumbass that posted her real voice, the rest are trans or voice changer

>>33808487
I've been meaning to play this and factorio for years now but I know it would consume my life. I spent whole summers playing the minecraft tekkit modpack and those games would scratch that same itch
>>33808492
I've been chipping away at Earthbound whenever I'm in a JRPG mood. I've really enjoyed the characters, they're quite charming. The fight with the police was very satisfying and funny

>>33808529
Warmer

M or F. What’s your view on
>poop fetish or kink?
>fart feitsh or kink ?
>piss fetish or kink?
>spit fetish or kink?
>vomit fetish or kink?

Are you willing to try any of these out under the right circumstances?

>>33808500
I really wonder about a few anons. I'll probably never know how they're doing but that's okay, I'll just hope for the best. There was a guy I talked to late at night about trauma in September, and there was that girl who was in hysterics last year about accidentally turning her hair orange. I wonder about them.

>>33808509
How far do you go with that though? Should they tell you up front if they've ever had weird kinks?

Do you think steroid use has inflated women's idea of what men's physique can look like naturally?

>>33808536
M. I heard that in Sinners, my quarterback's wife spits in someone's mouth. My take is that I'd rather have a girl spit in my mouth than make me watch modern netflix movies with her. But that's just me.

>>33808536
M, veto all.

>>33808538
Yes

>>33808536
>poop fetish or kink?
Disgusting, break up worthy
>fart feitsh or kink ?
Disgusting wtf
>piss fetish or kink?
maybe..
>spit fetish or kink?
EW
>vomit fetish or kink?
what the fuck

>>33808538
Most women don’t even want the steroid look. They just want you to look like you work out even a little bit. You don’t even need abs, you can pull off the high body fat muscle look and it’ll still work out

>>33808543
>spit's worse than urine
you're an oddball

>>33808500
The anon who posted about Mario around this time seems to have vanished, I wonder why

>>33808543
I wholeheartedly agree with this person

>>33808484
>blonde
I prefer pale brunettes

Spit is ok but only if received

>>33808538
I think an underrated thing is that steroids ruined the perception of how much TIME is required to build and keep a lot of muscle naturally. Fitting 6x/week workouts into your schedule and also cardio... plus your job and commute, and hobbies, and relaxing, and learning a new language, and art, and whatever... and also social interaction and meeting all these new people and putting yourself out there with them... man, where is the time for all this superman shit

>>33808550
I thought you liked hurting moids?

>>33808545
Spit is more disgusting to me idk

>>33808545
spit is grosser than pee

All i know is that steroids muscle doesn't look as pretty as natural muscle

Femanons, why do you paint your toenails if you don't want people to look at your feet?

>>33808545
i'll back her up, urine comes from the pussy so it gets a pass

>>33808551
Working out at home and making my cardio one of my hobbies or part of my lifestyle (biking as main form of transportation, jump rope for fun) has made maintaining working out much easier. Even if I’m not in the mood it’s hard to not just bang out some pull ups at the doorway when I know I can go watch tv on the couch between sets .
I know people like the social aspects of the gym though

>>33808536
Nothing but spit is fine. Making out is best. I could do that for hours too.

>>33808556
I think they object to lusting after their feet. Not just looking.

>>33808546
Might have been me. I fucked up my sleep schedule staying up late playing games too much.

>>33808558
Yeah I got some more weights a couple days ago to switch to that more often, maybe it'll help me too. Actually doing it since the gym is always packed now, zoomers work out a lot and the stuff i want to use is always broken or taken, plus the benches and racks.

>>33808561
Same difference

>>33808552
Only when they like it, but you're not him, and idk what he wants. Stawph pushing my buttonnnnssss

>>33808544
This isn't true. The problem is that women THINK they don't like the steroid look because they don't know what the steroid look is. Picrel is "the steroid look", but that's not what girls mean when they say that.
Like >>33808551 is pointing out. The 'achievable natty?' question is kind of pointless unless you also consider whether it was actually achieved natty, which isn't necessarily (or even often) the same thing.

Women, have you ever been a discord kitten?

>>33808551
It’s a give and take. I’m pretty hobby filled and good at all those hobbies, but I have little to no social life outside of maybe going out on saturdays. I have no responsibilities either no kids, pet, or relationship, though I do help my parents and friends out as much as I can.
Also I’ve sacrificed some sleep to do it. I’m a 5-7 hour sleeper at this point, 8 on some days

>>33808567
No.

>>33808513
Please try harder.

>>33808567
Bitch, I'm a discord kitten NOW.
I know what I'm doing.

>>33808564
Not really. I don't lust after elbows, but I see them.

i want to be sexually "conquered" by a man i love, what kink is that?

>>33808573
Human female heterosexuality

>>33808556
it looks pretty, I like it when every part of my body looks pretty because it makes me feel pretty even if nobody sees it because I always wear socks or shoes

>>33808573
You like blonde men in uniform?

>>33808573
That’s not a kink, that’s just average woman brain when in love

>>33808565
I still have a scar from a paintball

>>33808566
no that's exactly what we mean you dumbfuck

>>33808573
>i want to be sexually "conquered
Didn't you say that kind of language was problematic yesterday? Lol

The amount of feet questions that get asked compared to boob or ass ones is concerning

>>33808466
M
Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon, it's really great.

>>33808584
She's a psychotic and dumb slut

>>33808565
Is that Saber? What did they do to her

>>33808585
Lol, I stopped asking boob questions because I didn't want to be mistaken for boob autist.

>>33808581
Nah, you mean someone like phil heath

>>33808575
>>33808578
Ive been diagnosed with normie, im free

>>33808584
NO that is not what i said. I said i hate that language in reference to all sex, not sex i might hypothetically possibly some day have

>>33808571
Did you meet your Dom in a kink server, or a hobbyist/fandom one?

She removed me on everything, but didnt block me, its been 6 months and im sober now. Is messaging her a bad idea? I took time off the internet and saw like 2 months ago she vauge tweeted about me...did I miss my shot with her? Is it too late?

>>33808593
Sex with a blonde man in uniform?

>>33808585
There's not really a point in asking questions about boobs/ass though is there? We know women know we like them, what is there to ask? Feet questions get more traction in a bait sense, but then also more likely to ask them here because there is a stigma associated with it.

I hate my ex and I hope she dies

>>33808596
No one likes blond men

>>33808576
>it looks pretty
Then why get mad if a man thinks the same?

>>33808595
You can say hi, but be ready in case she reacts harshly.

>>33808598
Too far. But sending you that audio was pretty fucked.

>>33808599
You are male and also stupid

>>33808601
Because Footfags get the rope. It's that simple.

>>33808592
kys

>>33808581
Look at that pic again and imagine seeing just his forearms, that's all you see when he's wearing a shirt

>>33808597
Can't wait until they will evolve into armpit questions

>>33808596
Like Rico?

>>33808606
At least I know the difference between blond and blonde. Stop referring to yourself in a feminine way.

>>33808598
wtf why

>>33808601
because I want to feel pretty because it makes me feel happy and confident, I don't want men to think about sucking on my toes, rubbing their dicks on my soles and cumming on my feet

I'm trying to think of a boob question...
Is it annoying to sleep with boobs?

>>33808612
You must hate blonde men so much, do you have the same fantasies as kitten poster?

>>33808617
I hear women prefer to sleep with something between their boobs if they sleep on their side. I have an idea for something.

>>33808617
yeah

>>33808617
Sleeping on sides is okay but i wish i could sleep on my stomach without feeling like i'm suffocating sometimes

>>33808614
>I don't want men to think about sucking on my toes, rubbing their dicks on my soles and cumming on my feet
You probably bricked him by saying that. Protip, avoid specifics with moids.

>>33808619
Having a big dick comes in handy for once. Gonna come to the rescue there.

>>33808621
They should make mattresses with boob depressions.

Ever since starting my white collar job
>dick has decreased in size
>softer erections
>crown looks like its starting to thin
fuck my life

>>33808620
I'm glad I don't have them. I get sleep paralysis if I have any weight on my chest.

>>33808627
I sleep on my side but that means I can only wear shirts with a neck line up to my neck or else the fall out and I hate that feeling

>>33808571
Is he buying you nitro?

Would women even prefer boob questions to feet questions?
Uuuuh, women.... do boobs feel nice when other people play with them?

women
please

>>33808617
I’m flat, I don’t have boob annoyances

>>33808631
only if I am horny and the right person is touching them the right way
>>33808633
you're welcome

>>33808570
Trying what

>>33808614
Even if it's a man you are going to sleep with?

>>33808617
yeah but it got easier when after losing weight, still annoying though

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33808629
That sounds annoying. Like having a blanket that's too short to cover one's toes.

>>33808631
Yes and i like to feel like i'm taking the shape of whatever the other person is doing with their hands there

>>33808629
Ever try something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypUNKawRqXY

>>33808641
NTA. That sounds really cool.

>>33808637
yeah

>>33808643
I miss it a lot but i'm trying to not go insane

I work, I go to the gym, I go to the supermarket, I cook, clean and keep house and garden. I maintain stuff and look after my car and bike. I play a little guitar, play a few video games, meet up for a drink occasionally with friends. I don't live beyond my means, I save the expected amount and keep a financial buffer.

I'm boring as shit and I'd love to share my life with someone, but when I think of the reasons why they are equally boring. I'd like regular sex. I'd like to split the chores, bills and cooking for two is often more interesting and economical. I'd like to bring in another friend group for social options. I'd like another option on the evenings when I don't want to play guitar, video games, read a book etc like conversation or a board game. I'd like someone to travel with and share experiences with.

Is this okay? It doesn't seem very exciting. But I don't want drama, stress, anxiety, deceit, betrayal etc. I'm not trying to play a game with the day to day of my life.

>>33808640
exactly
>>33808642
no, I bunch up a blanket to rest my arm on anyways and sometimes I put one edge of it between my boobs because I feel like sleeping in that position for 8h every day will end up giving me chest wrinkles

Femanons, do you get butterflies before having sex?

Women what does your pussy feel like when you're getting fucked in the ass?

>>33808647
This sounds completely fine to me

>>33808647
>don't want drama, stress, anxiety, deceit, betrayal
nobody wants that, unfortunately it comes free with trying to be in a relationship

>>33808646
I'm on a 2 year dry spell myself. It's awful.

>>33808650
sometimes
>>33808652
like it needs to be rubbed

>>33808613
She’s a lying cheating skank and she’s old as fuck (lied about her age)

>>33808647
For like 99.99999% of people that have ever lived this is like, the luxurious dream
Man it sounds weird looking at your post after spending a couple months overseas. Women really don't understand how good they have it here when they can even consider looking at that and thinking "yeah, too boring, i want him to have a yacht too, maybe a brief career as a singer-songwriter". I mean, what the hell.

>>33808655
Ha i beat you

I wish I had somebody I could really talk to. Good night guys

>>33808657
>sometimes
When it's a new person?

>>33808525
That would be really nice

>>33808660
Where do you even see these women

>>33808661
Really? How long for you?

>>33808647
You sound exactly like me to a T lmao. I hope we both find what we're looking for :)

>>33808666
When it comes to that i'm sure it's been around 5 years

>>33808657
>like it needs to be rubbed
What if he held your hands so that you couldn't rub it?

>>33808617
I heard it is, thats why as a dude you have to make a handbra for her during the night

>>33808670
Ouch, sorry. May you be puddy in someone's hands soon.

>>33808673
I wonder what it's like to sleep with a man holding your boobs now

The only type of darkhaired girl I'd consider for a long term relationship is if she has these type of eyes
femoids, what color are your eyes?

>>33808636
Imagine yourself big and strong, to be someone your man can lean on sometimes and he looks at you with newfound respect and falls even more deeply in love with you than he thought possible

>>33808678
Dark brown

>>33808678
Blue/grey but not for you

>>33808680
Too far from reality

>>33808674
Not ready yet but wish you nice things too

Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me

>>33808683
Are they for chad?

>>33808687
Yes, our light eyes are going to kiss

>>33808650
>Femanons, do you get butterflies before having sex?
As a guy I do. I feel like I could fly off in three different directions

>>33808683
Thats fine, I was just curious.
for some reason every single girl I've dated so far had green eyes, I dont know how that happened. Even the girl Im seeing now
weird coincidence

>>33808671
I'd get needy
>>33808663
not necessarily

>>33808690
Really? So odd when green eyes are so rare, maybe you have something that attracts them

>>33808454 (OP)
Men do you want a female firefighter to save you?

Women, thoughts on the lotus position?

>>33808693
I doubt they could carry me any real distance

>>33808694
Looks too loving

>>33808693
Save me from loneliness, sure

>>33808693
this is also why i go to /pol/, lmao.
And yeah bottom left can respond to a false alarm from my cooking any time

>>33808694
sure, looks nice

>>33808662
I am free to converse regularly during my intervals.

>>33808696
Lol, you only like angry sex?

>>33808693
sexo

>>33808693
will she get mad if i set fire to my house for the third time this month and squeeze myself under the couch so she has to wrap both arms to pull me out

>>33808702
Yeah i'm cringe

>>33808693
The last two on first row had a cute dynamic

>>33808705
Do you have a bf, or do you only have hookups?

>>33808713
I've never had sex

>>33808696
You're the femcel with grippy crusty socks who complains that she's touch starved.

>>33808466
M
I watched the McMahon documentary. I enjoyed it. I was surprised they finally mentioned Benoit after all these years.

>>33808715
I don't have grippy crusty socks and i'm not really complaining, and i'm just celibate on my own choice for now...

>>33808714
You're full of surprises.

>>33808717
That's what all the heavy ones say but in reality they can't go on dates because they don't fit through doors.

hug

>>33808720
Ah nvm you have the wrong femcel then, phew

>>33808466
>watched
Sanda
It was pretty funny and I like the artstyle
>read
Well of Ascension
The ending was good. I took two breaks from reading though
>played
Having fun on Legion Remix on WoW.
Also, damn I haven't played a single player game since Expedition 33 this year.

>>33808490
https://youtu.be/UMHfftUydWw
You think you can take this job, silly foid?

>>33808724
>Having fun on Legion Remix on WoW.
I'm so pissed that they aren't bringing back MT weapons or at least re colors when they added the fel werebear in retail

Genders, what are you supposed to do after someone mops the floor with you?

>>33808556
we're socialized to associate that with hygiene. like we're taught we can't even wear sandals or whatever the fuck without having our nails done. weird as fuck desu

>>33808725
MANHANDLED

>>33808728
vanish, name change

>>33808490
>THEY HATE WOMEN
But they probably saved your life

I've considered to work as a security guard as f once because so many places were looking for them but then i changed my mind because they get paid basically minimum wage here, i feel so sorry for them

>>33808731
Silly silly foid...

>>33808735
it's tough because most places don't hire security to prevent theft, they're basically punching bags so the business can pursue more serious legal action

>>33808665
Nta, but they definitely exist. My friend's sister went to live in Australia and now constantly parties on yachts. This is what attractive girls want, apparently. Clubbing with her was wild too, because random guys would hand her free drinks. Men and females live on different planets.

>>33808738
Pretty sad yeah, they should get paid properly for what they do regardless

men
what would you do if you were stealing from a store and the femcel security guard begged you to put it back or she gets fired

>>33808739
Just because someone is attractive doesn't mean they all act the same, people have their own past and wishes and morals, if they can achieve what's ideal to them then fine but that's it

>>33808743
Put it back and run away

>>33808743
Steal a second item, then kiss her on the forehead.

>>33808745
Yeah you better run, only good citizens get the latest model of fleshlight 3000

>>33808746
...

>>33808744
Sure, but it was wild to see how people treated her. She had a huge ego, but I don't see how you can't have one when people praise you and hand you free shit all the time. That said, I can see her hitting the wall hard with her lifestyle and how much she was drinking. Her face was starting to look old and wrinkly the last time I saw her.

>>33808749
some women party on yachts for a month without spending a dime as professional playgirls
others post pictures of kittens on atoga
harsh realities...

>>33808748
Mwah

Gender
What will you be thinking about on your deathbed?

>>33808753
M
Hopefully I'll have a family. If not, I'll probably be wishing that I did.

>>33808753
M
I'll be thinking about what life I'll respawn in next

>>33808731
That's what the great equalizers are for

>>33808749
People being overly friendly and trying to get in your pants all the time can get pretty annoying, again the way you respond or feel to how people treat you can be very different from person to person but i don't see why you need to group all of them like that, i know there are men who have similar lifestyles but i wouldn't hold such grudges if they're doing something harmless they like and has nothing to do with me

>>33808757
Dangerously based

Artosis is such a whiney bitch

>>33808509
I mean that's a public persona of her fucking other people on the pornstar example. But the other things yes for sure. All of those are huge red flags that should kill a relationship if you find out months in.
>>33808536
I'd consider maybe all of these, but as a one time thing I'd probably regret. So hard pass on it being a fetish.
Except for spit which seems like a nothingburger compared to the others

>>33808753
F if i was useful enough and if my last years were happy enough probably, i'd also think about all the things i'll miss

>>33808573
Wouldn't that just be bottoming/being a sub?

>>33808536
M
>>poop fetish or kink?
Disgusting, would have to be begged to try and would have to be in a very controlled environment with everything planned and timed ahead.
>>fart feitsh or kink ?
Disgusting but meh
>>piss fetish or kink?
Hot desu
>>spit fetish or kink
Meh
>>vomit fetish or kink?
Weird, less disgusting than poop but similar set up.
All of these are better than cheating kinks though

>>33808595
Bro she probably knows you still stalk her and she tries to catfish you best you can do is have more patience and wait till she reaches out

people considering urine above saliva

How do I meet tomboyish women?
My first thought was the gym, but it seems like everyone goes there now.

>>33808743
What kind of femcel?
https://youtu.be/ExlHApMpiS0

>>33808753
How cringe it will be if people read my notebooks

oops i think i scared her off, atoga. :T

>>33808774
>>33808595
Not gonna lie this is funny if it's the same guy.
>Gets advice
>does the opposite, goes poorly

>>33808770
Try some sort of outdoor activity that requires more effort. It will filter out the normie fitness girls

>>33808693
Not really, I dont trust them to carry my fat unconscious ass

>>33808749
>>33808750
It‘s prostitutes guys c‘mon lmao

>>33808783
female firefighters only save chads anyway uggos must fend for themselves

>>33808743
Put it back

>>33808786
This.
Or the lesbos steal your girl and leave you to burn

>>33808786
They are dykes

>>33808785
Have you seen most prostitutes? They're not the hot girls you see daily who never have to work a real job because of their social media.

You're all edging that femcel

>>33808792
>You're all edging that femcel
Good, because she's not allowed to cum without permission.

>>33808792
mens' favorite pastime is sexually torturing femcels until they get so desperate they approach guys, so they can reject and laugh at her

>>33808795
Is this supposed to sound hot or just mean

Why dont girls do your dad jokes among them?

>>33808797
show me 1 example of something thats one and not the other

>>33808795
You keep posting shit like this but no woman ever approached me

>>33808801
Wait how? In that sentence? Are you trying to make me sound dumber on purpose

Deep, dark fantasies.

Can abuse be loving?

>>33808795
Mhm

>>33808795
If they're desperate, they'd just do their 99 left swipes and 1 right swipe of the day.

Which board has the best flamewars?

>>33808818
Anon needs to write down his cucking fantasies even when it comes to femcels

>>33808820
sp of course

>>33808743
I'd put it in the back

>>33808820
Maybe /v/.

>>33808753
I wont have a deathbed

>>33808820
lmao i can't remember the last time i saw the term of flamewar

>>33808821
Femcels (and women in general I guess but I'm more interested in femcels) should make anonymous videos showing how they use Tinder during a preselection session.

Moids, if femanons don't get any male attention irl what makes you think we'd have any success on the apps

>>33808835
I think any femanon can get attention here or soc atoga.
It just might not be the attention you want.

Women, are you smug? Why?

>>33808835
Wider audience?

>>33808838
On the contrary, I'm quite contrite.

>>33808840
This is funny

>>33808835
Well, they still have that golden star at the bottom with a 99+ counter next to it, so...

>>33808835
when did I say they dont?

>>33808838
No but my face is

>>33808846
What is this anon referencing

>>33808838
Don't conduse their avoidant behavior with smugness.

>>33808849
An Auschwitz guard's kill streak?

>>33808851
Please

>>33808835
I don’t work on myself to impress women, I work hard to impress myself

>>33808835
F. i would never date an indian male sorry

>>33808850
You didn't have to call me out like that

I'll take that larp

Do male only discord servers with verifications exist?

>>33808861
That's a sparkle and i still have no idea what it is for

>>33808862
That is not necessary.

>>33808859
You are here too much in that case.

>>33808863
Likes.

>>33808647
This post gave me inferiority complex.

>>33808861
Imagine downloading Tinder Gold just to get more matches, cuck cringe

>>33808868
It's not my pic, I'm not a woman.

Atogans, we should have a Pride and Prejudice watch party

>>33808869
Yeah you’re probably right, nobody from atoga gets likes anyway

>>33808870
Why do people even screenshot this garbage

>>33808693
Yes, but not the fatty standing third from the left.

>>33808870
No one cares about troon shit

>>33808872
A battalion sized generation raised on twitter screen caps

>>33808693
I can fight my own fires thanks, if history has taught us anything it’s that women and flammables don’t mix

Moids stop acting hard to get challenge

>>33808870
Mr. Darcy was written by a woman.
Also I have still not read that book.

>>33808870
I thought that was about Married with
Children.

>>33808878
>history has taught us anything it’s that women and flammables don’t mix
What specifically are you referring to?

Man I love working outdoors, cubicle cucks never get to experience Eldritch horrors like this.

>>33808870
How about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?
https://youtu.be/JpUz3zOWnwE

>>33808884
The single mother with 3 kids that locked her entire family in the car and set them all on fire including herself because she couldn’t cope with lockdowns

>>33808886
That's a cool pic

Women are desensitized by casual sex just how men get desensitized by porn. Thoughts?

>>33808886
>love working outdoors
>Eldritch horrors
Can't tell if this is meant straight, or ironically because you're envious of "cubicle cucks".

>>33808888
Family annihilators are a male thing

>>33808890
Both aren't gender specific.

>>33808889
Thanks lol they sent us to go fix a radio tower in a remote mountain range and there was one guy working at the weather station all by himself with enough food and water to survive for months at a time, he was super chill for someone who barely sees another human being more than once or twice a month

>>33808888
Are you the same anon??

>>33808888
That's horrifying. I never heard of that.
Still one cherry picked example hardly says anything general about a group as large as half the the human population. Specially since lockdown caused plenty of people from both genders to go bonkers.

femanons, would you an ogryn?
https://youtu.be/HfcCVHH57Uo

>>33808891
>non-white ESL doesn’t understand the post
Then don’t reply, it’s simple.

>>33808898
Maybe he's another anon here
I like how the cables are spread and disappear

>>33808891
NTA but who on earth is envious of cubicle cucks? jeets?

>listening to ASMR in languages I barely understand
I have ascended.

I really don't want to hate women.

>>33808906
People who encounter eldritch horrors in their wok out of doors, I presume.

>>33808912
>wok
Fuck off bloody saar

>>33808886
Is this for providing 5G to the ayy lmaos?

Whoa, it's already self humiliation moid o'clock

Women, can you iron a button-up-shirt and would you do it for your bf?

Men, do you actually like that heavy synthetic scent of men's deodorants

>>33808919
Yes, and no, these are husband privileges

>>33808920
No.

>>33808920
I rarely use deodorant and if I do I prefer it to be subtle so it doesnt give me a headache

Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostolic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all.

When you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (apostolic baphomet) prefered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?

>>33808920
I don't use spray deodorant.

>>33808927
Crazy copypasta

>>33808886
You could fit so much COVID-19 in that bitch

>>33808927
I wish you would have posted this before I jerked off to the hispanic ASMR.

>>33808900
>firey but mostly peaceful
Dude shut the fuck up

Have you ever found a razorblade in your candies?

>>33808920
I use antiperspirants and don't particularly like the scent but it's only noticeable when wearing t-shirts or being naked.

Are there any other female friendly boards? uwu

>>33808929
Pajeet detected

>>33808920
Men don't care about scents.

>>33808913
I love how this is the new meme against H1B’s, it’s effectively the same as using a water bottle to spray a cat when it misbehaves

>>33808920
Same as this anon >>33808926 I pick something subtle, I don't want a heavy deodorant smell bothering me throughout the day

>>33808941
>Are there any other female friendly boards? uwu

>>33808941
r9k

>>33808953
Hell no

>>33808955
/int/ /bharat/ /jeet/

>>33808955
it was a meme
the women who go there are retards

>>33808916
Shut up Bill Hicks

What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody, anyway?

>>33808941
>other
Does this board look female friendly to you?

>>33808938
>mostly peaceful
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>33808961
F. i could never fall in love with a indian man imo sorry

>>33808890
F
I’m a virgin and I like porn. Doesn’t seem to fit

>>33808960
I used to get him confused with Christopher Hitchens all the time back when The Hitch was still alive. But then again I also used to get Andrew WK confused with Russell Brand.

>>33808870
I unironically did this when I was a teenager. I was playing Mr. Collins in a school play of Pride and Prejudice at around the same time. I usually got typecast as the comic relief creep.

>>33808964
Neither do you, go make me a sandwich you spastic

>>33808963
It's cozy enough sometimes

>>33808308
Lmao
Der joker
>Give us a normal image please
Never jk
Holy shit I'm so hungry I can't believe my housemate was up at 4am, bloody hell
Also I completely blacked out last night playing cards against humanity with my manager before walking home with the baddie, time to kms
>>33808961
>What is love
Baby don't hurt me...?
>>33808920
No, I only apply a little deodorant after antiperspirant and then wear cologne
>>33808908
Don't then?
>>33808879
>stop acting hard to get
Never I'm in my tsundere era jk

>>33808968
>Russell Brand
Opinion rejected

>>33808965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tP2Kn10jsw

>>33808955
>>>/r9k/82760364
Seriously, though

>>33808968
You sincerely seem like a fun person. Did you like acting?

>>33808973
Oh the creep is unbanned again.

>>33808977
Femcel TERFs are awful people, but at least they don't turn their classmates into bloody Swiss Cheese the way male incels do.

>>33808977
Lots of sexy indian women here who want husband

>>33808965
Why are you lying, ENTJ?

>>33808986
>sexy, indian, looking for husband
Only one is correct

>>33808980
Yes, I did. I didn't really act all through my 20s, but I rediscovered a love of performance through karaoke and open mic nights in my 30s. I have a few friends in my neighborhood who are into or work in theatre so I've asked them about getting involved.

>>33808977
I'm okay with not liking trannies but do they hate all men?

>>33808977
>>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
>This is not /ATOGA/
Lel, so that's what they think ATOGA is for

>>33808466
M
I'm gonna play Crash Bandicoot 4 rn getting all platinum relics
It's lit (also Coco is baby and Tawna is mommy)
Last read Murakami - Kafka on the Shore and watched Anastasia (1997)
>>33808469
Idk I never kissed a guy cause I'm not gaylord
>>33808488
>what’s the most times youve masturbated in one day?
Idk when I was manic prolly like 10
>>33808509
They should because they should be with somebody who loves and appreciated them for who they are
For example I would have no qualms dating a prozzie or porn star. But ik that would turn a lot of people off. Why should they be with someone repulsed by it when they could be with someone who loves them?

I think it's interesting that men are more and more relying on AI and stuff for emotional needs and it doesn't really have an impact in the real world because those aren't men women were interested in to begin with.

Sometimes I wonder what the consequences would be if some of the things I've said on 4chan were ever publicly attached to my identity, especially if I ended up in a more public-facing role in the future. Does anyone else wonder what would happen? I feel like the consequences would never be the same.

>>33808984
Some do, but you are right in that incels are generally much more vile against other incels, than femcels are against femcels.

>>33808998
I've used ChatGPT as a sounding board to compare my life story to classic anime characters like Kenshin and Vash the Stampede.

>>33808998
Goddamn I love relying on AI

>>33808890
>>33808894
This pretty much. I also think it is a different kind of desensitizing. Casual sex can make you pull up a wall and find it harder to let down your guard with a partner. But it will not set physical standards a real partner can't meet (like porn's variety). If anything a lot of ONS are not sexually very good/satisfying for women and they thrive more on the thrill, spontaneity and feeling flattered than real sexual pleasure.

>>33808536
M
Ngl I'd be spat and pissed on by a baddie
I draw the line at the others tho
>>33808517
I bloody hope not
>>33808522
Sounds like some handmaid's tale shit ngl
>>33808549
Based
>>33808693
New fetish unlocked

>>33809010
Don't you have some women to harrass and friends to lie to instead of spamming this thread up with your garbage no-value replies?

I threw a throwing axe I got at a souvenir shop into the ceiling 10 minutes in the future and it suddenly appeared lodged in the ceiling right now, 10 minutes in the past from then. I showed my friend and she started to panic. She told me she tried the same experiment and it caused her to have to hide from mutant laser-dicked rapists in the ruins of the county courthouse in our city's distant future.

Has anyone here had a similar experience?

>>33808743
I'd obvs put it back, I might be a villain but I'm not a cunt
>>33808753
Death probably
>>33808870
Mr. Darcy was the OG tsundere
>>33808968
>Andrew WK confused with Russell Brand
Tbf they both liked partying hard

>>33808983
How is he a creep?

>>33808919
I can, but he should do it himself

>>33808983
>>33809013
I'm going to clean the house and cook and play vidya and go to work
Later haters

>>33808973
>Don't then?
They make it so hard not to, though.

>>33809017
I am a weirdo lol but I wouldn't call myself an actual creep. I think those anons are just brojecting their own machinations ngl

>>33809016
>Death probably
DEATH'S NOT DEAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_rVJtUFyY0

>>33809020
Do they? In what way?
I have the opposite experience desu I want to be the villain but women are too nice
>>33809022
What a chooon

>>33808941
All boards are female friendly, or at least just as friendly as they are to males, unless you disclose your special gender status, which is not needed for 99% of the topics

>>33808454 (OP)
M or F
Do your relationships lack intimacy?

>>33809008
>it will not set physical standards a real partner can't meet (like porn's variety).
This can depend. I've seen a lot of women categorizing men for short term sexual encounters and it's not outside the realm of possibility that as a woman you can develop standards and expectations from one night stands that a long term partner won't be able to meet.

>>33809026
Some are just too male to me

>>33809028
If the army can set physical standards for its recruits, you can set physical standards for a partner.

>>33809027
F I'm so starved for physical intimacy that I had a week long crashout after my unrequited love moid touched my elbow

>>33809027
F
No relationship yet, but it would be a dealbreaker

>>33809023
You should seriously fuck off and never come back.

>>33809032
I didn't say people shouldn't be 'allowed' to have standards. The implication was that women can (more easily) get hot guys to fuck them once or twice and then there's a chance that they'll compare their next partners to the hookups.

>>33809027
Cute feet

>>33808466
Chainsaw man, I liked it

>>33809027
F, no.

>>33809031
There you go
>>/cgl/
>>/fa/
>>/hm/
>>/soc/

>>33809031
>>>/cgl/
>>>/fa/
>>>/hm/
>>>/soc/

>>33808454 (OP)
I'm a 26 year old virgin and I'm getting bored of porn.
I still get horny, but watching porn just does nothing for me anymore.
What can I do to fulfill my urges without porn?

>>33809033
It's literally your own choice to be alone

>>33809046
Take a break

>>33809047
I don't want to look for a relationship when I'm still in love with someone else

>>33809043
>>33809045
don't forget these silly foid places
>>>/ck/
>>>/diy/2936243
>>>/po/

>>33809043
>>33809045
I'll try to give some a chance, still like it better here

>>33809038
This.
>once or twice
Some females also make up relationships in their mind because the Chad is using them for sex. That's how you get these stats where more foids say they're in a relationship than men. If she's hot enough, he's not going to give up free pussy until she starts talking about commitment.

>>33809052
I remembered that time some redditors raided the origami board lmao

>>33809051
words of wisdom

the silliest foids gather on >>>/x/

>>33809055
Why did they do that?

Men, would you date a woman who died by being lynched?

Is any foid called silly?

>>33809059
Uh, I'm not into corpse marriages

>>33809058
They confused it with >>>/pol/

>>33809060
Some of them are fucked silly

>>33809060
I've been called silly

>>33809063
Did they not read the threads at all first?

>>33809033
What makes it unrequited? Does he even know you like him?

>>33809064
This. I apparently look plain stupid during sex sometimes.

>>33808454 (OP)
M or F
Do you think she gave up too easily?

Anyone here genuinely not enjoy sex?

All sex does is increase my stress and anxiety which is already high. It requires a condom, which i think the smell and feel of a condom is disgusting and repulsive. Then I have to stress about the condom not breaking and being extremely careful. I also don’t enjoy being touched, that makes me feel uncomfortable too. At the end, I have to be careful taking the condom off and the smell of it makes me feel sick. So I have to go into the shower immediately.

>>33809069
F i think her brain disconnected

>>33809027
M
What relationships jk
But yes I'm a bit of a tsundere and struggle getting close to people, need to work on that
>>33809036
Wow rude
>>33809046
Idk focus on things besides sex and don't rot your brain with pr0n
I'm a 27yo virgin, I just fap every few days to maintain c l a r i t y

>>33809071
So, HIV doesn't scare you?

last week some old fling texted me and it popped up with me gf right there. explained it and all seemed fine, though she was upset initially which is reasonable imo

now this week my gf joked about me needing to charge my phone ‘so i can go through it’ and when i left it to charge i saw she did an attempt on my sim card (she knows my normal passcode)

im not angry about it, just wondering if i should let it slide or bring it up? just reassure her without mentioning it or ignore it? leave my phone out and let her look?

>>33809069
M
No, she stayed down, which is what you are supposed to do rather than get flipped

>>33809046
just let go. Free yourself of sinful desire.

>>33809059
This foid question is too silly for me

>>33809075
my gf doesn’t have HIV, so no. I also don’t see how that is at all related

>>33809078
Oh so that why she was so calm

>>33809059
If she was cute then sure I would date the undead
>>33809036
I'm gonna dip for the rest of the day anyway and keep busy before work. I have negative rizz fml lol. I hardly said a word to the real hottie girl at work party last night cause I was too shy and awkward (she barely spoke to anyone either tbf and mostly sat off by herself on her phone, I offered her a smoke and we played some pool but that was it). I'm gonna die alone with the cats and taking meds
>>33809081
Based pic and movie, watched it a lot as a kid
I saw a girl wearing a hoodie of it the other day

>>33809069
She clearly mistook it for a mating ritual

>>33809071
A lot of people dont, because they suck at it

Do foids really think that having access to all your passwords is normal?

>>33809086
I thought almost everyone loves sex

>>33809087
Yeah. There is nothing to hide, why be weird about it

Girls

>>33809087
In a relationship? I don't think so, i wouldn't do that with a friend or family member either

How I strut when femanon is watching.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760461941758538.webm

>>33809067
>Does he even know you like him
I don't think so, but I've known him for so long and he has never shown me any special interest. I've discussed this with an older person who knows us both and her opinion is that I'm more of a little sister to him

>>33809086
NTA, but everyone thinks they are the best at sex. I’ve been with girls who have talked themselves up as if they are sex goddesses, but in the real they were awful and clueless at what they were doing.

>>33809089
Nta but why would you need that information?

>>33809095
>NTA, but everyone thinks they are the best at sex
Don't believe what people tell you lol

>>33809088
In their fantasies, sure. Irl people are mostly clueless

>>33809097
You probably think you’re amazing at sex, when you’re not.

>>33808924
Damn
>>33809018
But it is the most annoying chore for me to do

I'm the best sexer in /atoga/

>>33809100
I didn't imply that, but I enjoy psychological aspects of it more than sex itself

>>33809098
have you had sex with boyfriends who weren’t good?

>>33809059
Is she a ghost now? Will she protect me from other spirits that are evil?

>>33809104
I am a man, so no

>>33809101
Nta but i used to do that for my friend before we went to work, i miss it

>>33809106
have you had sex with girls who were bad at sex?

>>33809108
Sex was bad but I blame myself mostly. Was too closed off

>>33809102
How many male chicks did you shred today

>>33808454 (OP)
Either gender
What hobbies do you have?

>>33809094
Then it is your fault, He cant read your mind.

>bf suggests, unprompted, that we watch Twilight last night
>being extremely nice to me this morning
I feel like a dog that's being taken to the beach and given mcdonalds before being put down what is he up to

>>33809115
he had e-sex with someone else on the weekends

>>33809098
>Irl people are mostly clueless
Aww, that makes me sad.

>>33809115
He is definitely cheating and being remorseful.

>>33809115
He woke up and realized how lucky he is to have you. He wants to make up for lost time and is grateful you were patient with him.

>>33809115
>what is he up to
Trying to get sex?

>>33809115
Maybe he just likes Twilight

>>33809093
Damn that's nasty

anons when they meet a cute girl:
https://youtube.com/shorts/yXERICG8NaA

>>33809115
He's proposing soon

>>33809115
>we watch Twilight last night
I cant watch that with out laughing my ass off. Sorry

>>33809093
smooth

>>33808829
What are they called now?

women

Is it true that women want to be treated rough in the bed by their man? I saw a video where a woman was talking to “nice boys” and said that a woman wants to get fucked by her man, not treated nicely and soft.

>>33809114
I don't even know how to confess at this point

>>33809124
Another "emasculating" piece of comedy. Sigh..

>>33808941
>Are there any other female friendly boards? uwu
/lgbt/

>>33809130
Not rough but displays of strength are hot. Being princess carried to the bed is probably in one of my top 3 hottest sex experiences. Also when a guy grabs me from under the ass and pulls me closer during sex. I don't like violence but enjoy a strong man I only fuck men who work out

>>33809130
>all women are the same person
yeah, why don't you go kys? anon once said he gets off to the thought of offing himself because a girl told him to do so and since we are doing generalizations, that must mean you want to do that too, right?

>>33809135
Answer the question please

>>33809131
You don't need to confess anything, just tell them you find them attractive. Its just opening the door

>>33809130
No, but a lot of women don't want submissive men for sure

>>33808967
>F
>I’m a virgin and I like porn.
That's hot!
Here, have some porn https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760492962354652.mp4

>>33809093
>>33809128
lel, story of my life.

>>33809134
This, I'm kinda terrified of being manhandled

>>33809134
Based

>>33809137
I did, you smoothbrain
the answer is that it depends on the girl, and even if a girl generally likes it, it might depend on her current mood
stop being so god damn autistic
do you want me to ask if all men like sour food??? because my coworker said men like to eat sour things because he likes sour things? or do you think the sane way to look at it is that some men like to eat sour things and of those they might not want to eat sour stuff for every meal, but maybe every once in a while?

>>33809135
>I would dominate this femcel

>>33809134
I princess carried a girl once and I told her how light she was and spun her around and she looked at me like she wanted to pounce on me

>>33809147
do you like sour food?

>>33809148
Nta but how did you spin her??

>>33809150
on my dick, like helicopter blades

>>33809146
So do you like it or not? Stop dodging

>>33809138
I guess I could try that if I get the chance

>>33809151
Is this real?

>>33809152
your question didn't ask for our personal preferences but wether or not it's true that women like being manhandled

State gender. Did you ever go through a phase where you thought pic related type of content was funny?

>>33809134
I like carrying the girl around. They tend to like it.
Wrapping their arms around my neck. Feeling that physical closeness, she trusts me i trust her kind of feel.

>>33809155
lol it was obviously asking for your immediate perspective, not sociological research

>>33809154
yes
she came seven times in three minutes

>>33809150
I span around with her in my arms

>>33809157
F
Yikes! no

>>33809161
Can you show this to me with another anon?

>>33809159
no you weren't, you yapped about a retarded social media foid that claimed her personal preferences are true for all girls and asked wether thats true or not

>>33809157
>that wall of text
Left cant meme for sure

>>33809164
You still didnt answer the question

>>33809157
>Joking
Old people have no idea what's coming with zoomer men

>>33809153
If you control the scenarios, shouldn't be all that hard. Or just go to a bar or something. Game nights are always a good place to break the ice.

>>33809157
f
I fail to see whats funny about this

>>33809167
sometimes

>>33809172
Thank you :)

>>33809157
M
How's racism funny?

>>33809168
I agree, de-Nazification is badly needed.

>>33809149
Yes

>>33809157
N

>>33809180
good, I'm eating pickled zucchini rn

>>33809182
HH

>>33809178
Dilate

>>33809178
In what regard?

>>33809096
Convenience

>>33809175
next time try making your posts a tad less retarded incel coded, unless thats the vibe you're going for ofc

>>33809157
M
No, my phases were on the other side of the political spectrum. Now I'm a centrist by necessity but get lumped together with those nazis for thinking that Kamala not winning was a good thing.

>>33809169
That's gonna be very hard, I've tried inviting out with the rest of the friend group but he's always unavailable or something

>>33809113
F
Fashion, vidya, baseball

>>33809190
>my phases were on the other side of the political spectrum
Did you watch Hasan dog shocker Piker?

>>33809187
For young right wing men to transition. Mandatory sex changes

Holy shit moids really jerk off to Hasan daily

>>33809157
F
No

>>33809157
M
Eh, not much different from what we do here. They just should've been smarter and unloaded their edginess anonymous on 4chan.

>>33809195
Would you wreck those bussies with your girlcock?

>>33809194
No, it was before he started streaming.

>>33809187
NTA
In every regard...?

>>33809198
I think it's just this one anon that can't stop slobbering on the mouth about the latest celebrity drama (pretty sure it's the same idiot that keeps spamming about taylor swift and sabrina carpenter). Which is funny because he acts like thats what women obsess over and think about 24/7 whilst actually being the one doing that himself.

>>33809113
F, Drawing, writing, sewing, crocheting. I don't really game anymore, my computer could use some upgrades

Men what age did you learn to milk your piss udder correctly

>>33809206
Kek it would be so funny if it's the same fag that spams twitter taylor stuff

>but my hope will nevah die
But my hope will nevah die

M, when I was a child I wrote an illustrated story about a school headmaster who turns into a penis and causes fear and concern from parents who are worried their children are being supervised by a giant dick. The story was called "Say Hello to Mister Penis!"

My teachers confiscated the story from me and asked if anyone molested or raped me and if so, who. Was this a normal response?

>>33809207
Nice, way more productive than my hobbies in that you have something in the end.

>>33809205
>Western countries completely invaded by foreigners
>Transvestites running rampant
>Multiple goy wars
Yeah it’s the Nazis

>>33809209
Even I know how to do this..

>>33809213
>Was this a normal response?
Yeah

>>33808466
M
>watched
Call of the night season 2, it was ok, not particularly good but not terrible
>read
In the midst of reading blood meridian, it's ok, seems like overhyped pseud nonsense. Last chapter I read actually had me burst out laughing so that was good. Also reading latest chapters of chainsaw man and choujin x which are great
>played
Silksong was great, now playing song of syx. I watched a 2.5 hour long tutorial on double speed, started a run, felt like I was playing super inefficiently, watched the tutorial again, gonna try a new run today

>>33809205
>In every regard...?
Can you expand what you mean by this?

>>33809209
probably 17, had severe phimosis until then.

>>33808500
Yea there's a bunch of em, I hope they're doing well

>>33809157
M
Those aren't jokes

>>33809113
Ok, incel.

>>33809221
That's not necessary.

>>33809221
Picture the opposite of gay conversion therapy

>>33808500
I want to know how it turned out for annonette who got with her sister's husband

>>33809227
>That's not necessary.
why not?
Do you not have pride in your conviction?

I like straight males who are good looking

>>33809178
Hello tsaaaaar

>>33808500
Yeah, a crustpunk Canadian named Jameson that I had a weird flirtationship with on skype, he taught me about expertvillage and Wet Hot American Summer. I miss him and hope he's ok

>>33809113
F. Baking, crocheting/sewing, gardening, masturbating.

>>33809231
It's like asking me about basic facts.
It's not necessary to explain.
If you don't understand why, then you are faulty and a waste of time to argue with anyway. Bye now.

>>33809232
I like a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

>>33809191
Do you know something that he might do to unwind? How do you like him at all if you don't know anything about him? Is he married? How cant you talk to this guy in a free arena?

>>33809237
You want to put them in reeducation camps

>>33809238
Why the long jacket?

>>33809237
What a pussy

>>33809113
M
Cooking, gaming, travelling, programming, gardening, hiking and sometimes shitposting on 4chan.
I love music immensly, but I never created any of my own except for really terrible attempts at a museum once.
Does sexy time count as a hobby? If yes, then that too.

girls

How is a guy suppose to be very confident with sex when he’s inexperienced

>>33809237
>It's like asking me about basic facts.
>It's not necessary to explain.
You said
>>33809178
>de-Nazification is badly needed.
That's not an equation, that's a proposed policy
How would you go about it?

>>33809178
F
agree.

>>33808509
Yes because it would be a betrayal to hide something like that. Should someone mention to you if they're a former wife beater? Would you care if your partner has cheated on everyone they've been with prior?

>>33808536
M
>disgusting
>disgusting
>gross but more tolerable, I'm not getting pissed on but if she really wanted it maybe
>eh it's ok, again I'm not getting spat on
>disgusting

>>33808538
I think steroid use has inflated mens ideas of what a physique should look like more than it's inflated women's

>>33808573
Being submissive?

>>33808647
Sounds perfectly based to me, good luck in your search brother. You sound similar to me and my wife and we are doing good

>>33809246
He's thinking about the performance and comparison, he's not attuned with his inner animal and ancestors

>>33809247
Learn to read properly.
>>33809205
>NTA

>>33809246
not, which is why you should have started to be physically intimate with the opposite gender when you hit puberty
this is like asking how to pull off riding a bike the first time you try it as an adult because you never learned how to as a kid
you'll have to figure it out like you would have had to figure it out back then, baby steps, deal with the awkwardness and learn from your mistakes

>>33809027
if a woman can withdraw sex from a relationship, a man can stop providing.
both sides can pull away from their durty or neither of them

>>33809252
Ok, so then what does
>In every regard...?
Mean to you?

my new gf is really cute
cuter than the last
Ive been consistently upgrading
maybe Im not as ugly as I thought I were and as /soc/ rated me.
what do you think /atoga/? or am I just lucky

>>33809250
>he's not attuned with his inner animal and ancestors
That’s not real anymore. Sex now is beyond that, girls want unnatural things.
>>33809253
Are you a girl?

>>33809257
You sound like you want to keep upgrading

>>33809205
>>33809252
NTA on chan means Not That Anon
letit it means Not The AssHole.

>>33808753
M, how my family will handle it after I die, if I set them all up for success after I'm gone, hopefully some measure of pride at my or my family's accomplishments

>>33809242
It's the lyrics to a popular song. The narrator keeps saying what he wants in an ideal woman as a partner, but he always makes contradictory statements in the same lyric

>>33809260
Grab her
And take her

I detransitioned from being a Nazi AMA

>>33809264
Oh okay, a lot of straight males are cute, specially white ones

>>33809265
but the girls have an expectation because they’ve been fucked by men who are good. I don’t know what to do or what I’m looking for.

>>33809261
Im happy where I am now

>>33808870
This is my wife's favorite movie and book by a mile. She listens to me ramble about video games and public transit so I listen when she talks about Jane Austen and Wuthering Heights

>>33809257
you'll keep climbing till you fumble the last one that gave you a chance
you will end up like the story in pic rel

>>33809257
No idea. dont know you.

>>33809260
>Are you a girl?
yeah? the question was for f

>>33809239
I've known him since I was a baby, our dads are childhood friends. I used to see him a lot in the summer when we were teens but he was abroad for a while. Nowadays I mostly see him in a church setting. He's single atm but he's had other relationships, unlike me

>>33809256
Ban usury
Burn all books about trannies
Nationalize the banks
Reject foreign wars

>>33809276
I'm a fan

>>33809276
Oy vey

>>33809268
Just let them know it's your first time, you have to start somewhere and take advantage of the fact that you are male and don't have to prepare to give your body the same way a woman does

>>33809088
It's alright, I think it's overrated

>>33809246
Just turn your brain off and fuck her like an animal

>>33809275
Church is perfect! Just go out to eat afterwards. Everyone goes out after church. Just lump in with everyone going out, and if you're anything like my families god people, you'll have a grand'ol time. Hell, you'll even end up like those couples that were "meant to Be". All normal people love that stuff. All the people at the church would love to see to of their own getting together.

>>33809190
>Centrist

>>33809268
>I don’t know what to do or what I’m looking for.
Then find out?
Fuck, you autists are so tedious...

>>33808454 (OP)
M or F
What would you do if someone woke you up like this?

>>33809113
M, vidya, cooking/fermenting stuff, gardening, occasionally anime/manga, occasionally a book. Getting preoccupied with local politics type shit too outside of work but these days I've been working a lot so less time for it. Travel when there's time for it although got a bunch of expenses coming up so gotta hold off for a while

>>33809271
Im happy where I am now I think
have to wait 3 days to see her again though, its killing me

>>33809276
Damn, ngl, i agree, but how? Its not the broke middle class that runs everything.

>>33809256
>Bye now.

>>33809268
Don't listen to >>33809280
>Just let them know it's your first time,
No adult woman wants to take the virginity of a grown man
Keep that to yourself

>>33809294
But she will notice it if she had sex before and will probably ask him

>>33809283
Your god people are nicer than mine, lmao

>>33809295
She's not gonna ask mid fuck

>>33809257
>consistently upgrading
Thinking in these terms is a bit weird ngl https://youtu.be/Y_qiMcu_pe4?si=-CRIMFdYpS1zhkpz

>>33809297
she will be able to tell before he even puts his penis in.. it will be clearly obvious he has never been with a woman before

>>33809297
Is he going to wake her up as he penetrates her?

I know a lot of perma single and I assume sexless people of both genders. I honestly don't believe being a virgin is as big of a deal as you're making it out to be. And for the obligatory questions, gender and thoughts?

>>33809303
I agree. If you care that much about that you are probably annoying

>>33809303
F i think so too, if you like someone that's all you need

>>33809291
Green wave through the normalization of frogposting

>>33809296
Really? You guys don't go out after Sunday school?
But everything's always crowded on Sundays BECAUSE of god people.
No wait, What kind of god people are you?

>>33809303
f
I don't think you can judge how content or miserable someone really is with being a forever alone. I'd bet that if you knew people itt irl you might assume they are doing fine and just prefer to not date and thats why they keep to themselves too. Ofc there is exceptions but people that truly never crave any intimacy seem a very rare breed.

>>33809303
M
Makes sense to me

>>33809266
what changed your mind

>>33809303
M
I agree it's nbd people finna chill
>>33809312
I used to go to Sunday school drunk and play Sonic Advance on GBA with this one lass

>>33808454 (OP)
Some people suggest asking a girl "Can I kiss you?" before kissing her is the way to go. I think that's kind of lame. What's your take?

How can I get some foid hugs?

>>33809319
M
It's kinda lame but if you're shy and awkward like me sometimes it's the best move. If they like you they'll say yes in my experience

>>33809194
yeah i actually don't think shock collars are that bad and i think it's ridiculous to call them animal abuse, and to care about dogs getting electrocuted AT ALL in a country where you're allowed to electrocute the gay out of children lol

>>33809319
Lame

>>33809303
F I think it all depends on context. Obviously your own age and drive, being sexless when you're nineteen and constantly obsessing over what it would be like, is very different from being sexless at forty when maybe even just your hormones play up that much, let alone the psychological aspect.

Being single when many of your friends are too or you spend a lot of time (enjoyably) alone or with family, is also very different from being in a friend group where new relationships, dating, hook ups etc make up a huge part of the conversation and shared interest. Even being friends with couples that are long glad to just talk life is pretty much incomparable to going out with people whose ideal night consists of meeting a fun new person...

Never being in a relationship when you have many very close, intimate friends/family members is also very different from both not having much of a social life and being perpetually single. Then it can be very lonely.

I do agree that it's not inherently something that ruins life though it all depends on the place it holds to someone and how much they care/need it.

>>33809311
Kek, I've seen the "kiss the frog" thing already being circulated.

>>33809319
it depends on how autistic you are and how desirable
if you're a guy that has a hard time getting date and is unable to read non verbal communication then asking first might be a good idea if you want to avoid sexual harassment charges
if you're chad and have social skills then you likely don't need to ask

>>33809266
Are you a woke now?

>>33809317
>I used to go to Sunday school drunk and play Sonic Advance
Lol! how did you get away with that?

>>33809303
The thing is if you miss out you miss out. Sex degrades with age. If you missed out of sex in your 20s, it’s only downhill. If you miss out sex of your 20s and 30s. You’re only going to feel resentment. Especially because your parent DID have lots of sex during those years.

Regardless of what people say, you can’t just start having sex at 40 and be happy with it

>>33809319
M, sounds lame, it should be apparent that she wants to kiss you too before you even try it

>>33809319
It is LAME, but If people are staring at you guys, would you still go in for the kiss?

>>33809331
>anon wants to fuck his mom
sup christine

>>33809319
It's a little lame because if she says no it's a bit awkward for both of you and if she says yes, it's still a less smooth/fun scenario than apparently would have also been possible.

That said on the female side I do care more that the guy obviously is thinking of me and wanting to respect my boundaries than I care about smoothness. It is definitely a green flag to me.

Realize you do not have to explicitly ask to communicate overall that you want/are about to kiss someone. Something like holding eye contact and slowly leaning in while touching their face, or saying "I really want to kiss you" or "I keep thinking about kissing you" also gives them an option to shoot you down while being more bold, less fishing for reassurance. There are many ways to feel out what's going on and trying to be as direct and explicit as possible is just one, you don't have to choose between that or kissing someone mid-sentence.

>>33809331
Ok virgin

>>33809319
>asking a girl "Can I kiss you?" before kissing her is the way to go
That is the fastest way to make a girl go from horny to dry in a heartbeat
Just go for it when it feels right, if she doesn't want to she'll evade

>>33809330
Idk it was a strict Catholic area everyone was dysfunctional

>>33809331
>Sex degrades with age.
Very arguable statement.

>>33809312
We're both adults. My church is very cliquey, I occasionally hang out with some of the younger people but I don't really feel like participating in other anymore. Crush and I are basically two very shy people in a setting where people eat gossip for breakfast

Gender
Do you journal? What do you write about?

>>33809331
>Sex degrades with age

Bold statement from a 23 year old that's never touched a pussy

>>33809323
What the fuck are you talking about? What country does that?

>>33809323
Ok Michael Vick apologist

>>33809303
its like compound interest. the later you start, the bigger the punishment

>>33809349
the united states, you fucking retard. have you never heard of conversion camps?

>>33809352
Yawn, you incels need to give it a rest

Manons, would you kiss a girl who you met the same day because her friend invited her and she let you walk her home even if she barely spoke to you?

>>33809347
F, yes, but with some mixed feelings. On the one hand I feel it helps me sort of connect with myself on the base level and admit my feelings about everything going on in my life. At the same time and to answer your question, it is easy for me to get caught up in writing out endless panicky thought spirals. Or I just start picking something that happened apart in ever greater detail with an increasingly anxious energy.

I also think if you really record a lot of your life, thoughts and feelings, it is easy to spend a lot of time reading old entries and that is not a very good thing if it happens too much. E.g. if you keep reading about all your reasons to be angry with someone it can be harder to naturally move past that anger, which you might have if you didn't keep opening the wound mentally.

>>33809348
>>33809343
the human body degrades with age. So yes it is a fact. A man in his 40s has less testosterone and less stamina than he did in his 20s. As you age your nerve ends become less sensitive throughout your body. The same thing happens in the penis too, so the sensation of sex is also less.

>>33809357
Probably not. Unless she is fucking me with her eyes

>>33808961
I love him

>>33809350
don't know who that is and don't feel like looking him up desu

>>33809353
Yeah, this doesn't happen. There are too many fag parades, lmao. You're mentally ill and probably support lowering the AOC too.

>>33809357
If I liked her I'd be up for it, but in practice I'd be shy and not move that quickly

>>33809357
I think not
>she barely spoke to you
Especially because of that

>>33809287
F. I'd be mad, but at least it's not jizz.

>>33809359
That all sounds very scientific and convincing. Too bad it's utterly false.

>>33809359
Can't wait for the libs to make incel hunting legal

>>33809357
>even if she barely spoke to you
I fucking hate introverted bitches.

>>33809325
I met a girl like this, i saw it in her eyes. I wanted to tell her so much more, but place and time are never right. An what is an anon like me gonna tell her? I saw it, I can fix it, even if its not with me, introduce her to how to get that intimacy she's looking for the way she wants it, w/o coming off like a predator?
I mean if she really wanted know im sure she would have already reached out. Its apparent she likes things the way they are. All i can do is sit and accept it.

>>33809373
:(

>>33809347
F
No. Writing about shit that just happened feels fucking dumb. It just happened, I was literally there, who is this for? That being said, I do have the memory of a goldfish and wish I had more thorough recordkeeping basically any time I attempt to recall something

>>33809358
That is interesting. I rarely read old entries

>>33809357
No, I used to walk chicks home in college and it was more of a chore than anything else

>>33809359
Sure but you are talking about a pretty small aspect of sex and even one that is not bound to (only) work out in ways that make the actual sexual experience worse. A lot of young women are frustrated that their young lovers are impatient, have trouble not climaxing fast, or do not have the mental stamina/patience to enjoy drawn-out teasing or foreplay sessions. That is something for example that becomes easier for most men with age because it is no longer a fight not to cum in their pants when being grinded on forever, or they even need foreplay themselves to get in the mood so it's no longer a chore for them and you can tell.

Not to mention there are other aspects like people typically growing more confident, more relaxed, more experienced and more patient/accepting as they grow older.

I wouldn't say it's necessarily better either but it's more nuanced than you imply.

>>33809113
M, doing drugs, playing retro video games and making techno https://voca.ro/1aH8NtspFGdD

>>33809373
Understandable

>>33809369
What's wrong with the juice of life from your beloved, JH?

>>33809364
i'd rather be a fag than a dogfucker like you lmfao go back to making out with your rescue pitty

>>33809371
>>33809372
>false
Prove it. That’s how human anatomy works, idiots. The body degrades with age. The face you’re saying it’s false and incel logic is insane.

If you’re a marathon running at 20, you’re going to have a significant better time than you will at 40. Sex is no different.

>>33809380
Oh also I've been programming games and webpages more recently and am getting into baking
That's about it kek

>>33809376
You don't need to write about something that just happened

>>33809377
Good for you. I think it's good to do actually once in a while, because then you get a fresh perspective on your old self and it can really drive home how much you learned even though it often does not feel that way.

But yeah if you do it continuously you just don't give yourself enough of a break to actually get a new perspective, at least that was my experience for some time. I have gotten lots better with not doing it myself by now, though.

>>33809383
>didn't answer the question
You're an evil freak. We need more of your made up camps if you still exist, lmao.

>>33809384
The human body degrades, the pleasure derived from sex organs do not. You are doing the classic lying over a small bit of common sense but that doesn't make what you're saying true.