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Anonymous No.33808454 >>33808693 >>33809027 >>33809046 >>33809069 >>33809113 >>33809287 >>33809319 >>33809488
/atoga/ - Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
Do what thou will
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Anonymous No.33808459
Big manly hairless thighs
Ohio !!H8IVGCGRhg/ No.33808466 >>33808480 >>33808481 >>33808487 >>33808586 >>33808716 >>33808724 >>33808997 >>33809040 >>33809219
State gender. What are the last things you watched, read, or played? How did you like them?
Anonymous No.33808469 >>33808483 >>33808997
Are women better kissers?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w74Q6Ln7Wpg
Anonymous No.33808471 >>33808485
im not joking I just cant apply for the selective service so i guess i just couldnt apply for an internship at the NSA? how stupid
Anonymous No.33808480
>>33808466
Silksong
Good
LhA No.33808481 >>33808492
>>33808466
To completion? I rewatched all of Xavier Renegade Angel last weekend. Peak as always
BlueValkyrie No.33808483
>>33808469
Anonymous No.33808484 >>33808491 >>33808548
Good morning to the blonde femanons
Anonymous No.33808485
>>33808471
forget that shit anyway, the best stuff with a security clearance is with contractors
Anonymous No.33808487 >>33808533
>>33808466
F
Satisfactory. It’s really fun, I unlocked fast car
Anonymous No.33808488 >>33808997
I had an intense leg day. Sets of heavy squats, RDLs, lunges, and jacking off. Jacked off 7 times today (not even close to my record).
what’s the most times youve masturbated in one day?
Anonymous No.33808490 >>33808494 >>33808501 >>33808503 >>33808725 >>33808734
THEY HATE WOMEN
Anonymous No.33808491 >>33808495 >>33809414
>>33808484
Foids, shouldn't her hair be gathered in a bun for practicality? That vid seems bullshit to me
Ohio !!H8IVGCGRhg/ No.33808492 >>33808533
>>33808481
Nah, anything still in-progress counts too, just give your thoughts so far.
Anonymous No.33808494
>>33808490
What does it say below the male / female choice?
Anonymous No.33808495
>>33808491
Or a well put braid, but it's just tiktok content so i'm sure you're not supposed to take her seriously
Anonymous No.33808498 >>33808505 >>33808508 >>33808513
Femanons, does the fact that you are so physically cute and non-threatening bother you?
Anonymous No.33808499
Little little foid...
Anonymous No.33808500 >>33808506 >>33808507 >>33808519 >>33808537 >>33808546 >>33809225 >>33809229 >>33809234
You guys ever have any anons that you talked to before, but it's been a while and you just wonder how they're doing now?
BlueValkyrie No.33808501 >>33808502 >>33808520
>>33808490
Damn. Guess I'll have to start my own femanon armed service then!
Tea after target practice?
Anonymous No.33808502 >>33808516
>>33808501
Before. Use the dishes as clay pigeons so nobody has to wash them
Anonymous No.33808503
>>33808490
I listened to the podcast made by the guy who created the Chernobyl show and he remark how it was sexist that "out of the 600,000 liquidators, only about 3,000 were women, mostly serving as cooks"
Like is that a job that women need to do? Clean up radiation?
Anonymous No.33808505 >>33808510
>>33808498
i liked it but sometimes it makes me scared. What if im just chilling and a man randomly punches me or something
Anonymous No.33808506
>>33808500
Yeah. But we're all going to make it, bros.
Anonymous No.33808507
>>33808500
ye
Anonymous No.33808508
>>33808498
Sometimes yes, that's why i balance it with edgy music and media
Anonymous No.33808509 >>33808511 >>33808515 >>33808537 >>33808762 >>33808997 >>33809249
should socially odd, questionable, or “red flaggy” things about one’s past be disclosed? Like, if I’m with a former porn star who worked porn for 15 years but quit 5 years ago and is loving a normal life , do you think she should tell you about her porn star history? And if so, why?
Same goes for stuff like former drug addicts? Former criminal (who never got arrested)? Former multiple time cheater? Etc
Anonymous No.33808510 >>33808512
>>33808505
Men dont punch cute things. No one does
Anonymous No.33808511
>>33808509
Yes. Specifically I'd want to see her porn tbqh
Anonymous No.33808512 >>33808518
>>33808510
Nta but i wish they would
Anonymous No.33808513 >>33808570
>>33808498
No, I can’t imagine myself big and strong.
Anonymous No.33808515 >>33808521
>>33808509
People are allowed to have secrets
BlueValkyrie No.33808516
>>33808502
Hell yeah. We can clean thrift stores of cheap pieces to shoot.
Anonymous No.33808517 >>33808522 >>33809010
Is there a Discord server for /atoga/?
Anonymous No.33808518 >>33808524
>>33808512
Well.. not randomly that is
Anonymous No.33808519
>>33808500
the femanon who ended her posts with "I like when you like me too"
Anonymous No.33808520 >>33808526
>>33808501
You could use "simulate" paint rounds on moids tied to the targets
Anonymous No.33808521 >>33808523
>>33808515
Sure. Could one of those secrets be that I have multiple kids with different woman that I don’t see and avoid seeing? Am I cool with not telling my future SO that?
Anonymous No.33808522 >>33808528 >>33809010
>>33808517
For women, yes. But you have to do voice verification.
Anonymous No.33808523 >>33808527
>>33808521
I dont know it's up to you. I am personally fine with not knowing
Anonymous No.33808524 >>33808529
>>33808518
Could this mean what i'm thinking about
Anonymous No.33808525 >>33808531 >>33808664
Women, how would you react if your bf was subscribed to your onlyfans (or equivalent)?
BlueValkyrie No.33808526 >>33808530
>>33808520
Paint balls? Don't they hurt?
Anonymous No.33808527
>>33808523
When can we have our first date?
Anonymous No.33808528 >>33808532
>>33808522
Imagine being a woman with a deep voice and getting rejected from the discord because of that
>>33808524
I meant I would happily smack you across your cute face if that tickles your fancy
>>33808526
That's the point!
>>33808525
Normal
I'm guessing you found fetlife?
>>33808528
Imagine being a woman with a pretty voice and being accepted to the discord, only to find out you're the only dumbass that posted her real voice, the rest are trans or voice changer
>>33808487
I've been meaning to play this and factorio for years now but I know it would consume my life. I spent whole summers playing the minecraft tekkit modpack and those games would scratch that same itch
>>33808492
I've been chipping away at Earthbound whenever I'm in a JRPG mood. I've really enjoyed the characters, they're quite charming. The fight with the police was very satisfying and funny
>>33808529
Warmer
M or F. What’s your view on
>poop fetish or kink?
>fart feitsh or kink ?
>piss fetish or kink?
>spit fetish or kink?
>vomit fetish or kink?

Are you willing to try any of these out under the right circumstances?
>>33808500
I really wonder about a few anons. I'll probably never know how they're doing but that's okay, I'll just hope for the best. There was a guy I talked to late at night about trauma in September, and there was that girl who was in hysterics last year about accidentally turning her hair orange. I wonder about them.

>>33808509
How far do you go with that though? Should they tell you up front if they've ever had weird kinks?
Do you think steroid use has inflated women's idea of what men's physique can look like naturally?
>>33808536
M. I heard that in Sinners, my quarterback's wife spits in someone's mouth. My take is that I'd rather have a girl spit in my mouth than make me watch modern netflix movies with her. But that's just me.
>>33808536
M, veto all.
>>33808538
Yes
>>33808536
>poop fetish or kink?
Disgusting, break up worthy
>fart feitsh or kink ?
Disgusting wtf
>piss fetish or kink?
maybe..
>spit fetish or kink?
EW
>vomit fetish or kink?
what the fuck
>>33808538
Most women don’t even want the steroid look. They just want you to look like you work out even a little bit. You don’t even need abs, you can pull off the high body fat muscle look and it’ll still work out
>>33808543
>spit's worse than urine
you're an oddball
>>33808500
The anon who posted about Mario around this time seems to have vanished, I wonder why
>>33808543
I wholeheartedly agree with this person
>>33808484
>blonde
I prefer pale brunettes
Spit is ok but only if received
>>33808530
>>33808538
I think an underrated thing is that steroids ruined the perception of how much TIME is required to build and keep a lot of muscle naturally. Fitting 6x/week workouts into your schedule and also cardio... plus your job and commute, and hobbies, and relaxing, and learning a new language, and art, and whatever... and also social interaction and meeting all these new people and putting yourself out there with them... man, where is the time for all this superman shit
>>33808550
I thought you liked hurting moids?
>>33808545
Spit is more disgusting to me idk
>>33808545
spit is grosser than pee
All i know is that steroids muscle doesn't look as pretty as natural muscle
Femanons, why do you paint your toenails if you don't want people to look at your feet?
>>33808545
i'll back her up, urine comes from the pussy so it gets a pass
>>33808551
Working out at home and making my cardio one of my hobbies or part of my lifestyle (biking as main form of transportation, jump rope for fun) has made maintaining working out much easier. Even if I’m not in the mood it’s hard to not just bang out some pull ups at the doorway when I know I can go watch tv on the couch between sets .
I know people like the social aspects of the gym though
>>33808536
Nothing but spit is fine. Making out is best. I could do that for hours too.
>>33808556
I think they object to lusting after their feet. Not just looking.
>>33808546
Might have been me. I fucked up my sleep schedule staying up late playing games too much.
>>33808558
Yeah I got some more weights a couple days ago to switch to that more often, maybe it'll help me too. Actually doing it since the gym is always packed now, zoomers work out a lot and the stuff i want to use is always broken or taken, plus the benches and racks.
>>33808561
Same difference
>>33808552
Only when they like it, but you're not him, and idk what he wants. Stawph pushing my buttonnnnssss
>>33808544
This isn't true. The problem is that women THINK they don't like the steroid look because they don't know what the steroid look is. Picrel is "the steroid look", but that's not what girls mean when they say that.
Like >>33808551 is pointing out. The 'achievable natty?' question is kind of pointless unless you also consider whether it was actually achieved natty, which isn't necessarily (or even often) the same thing.
Women, have you ever been a discord kitten?
>>33808551
It’s a give and take. I’m pretty hobby filled and good at all those hobbies, but I have little to no social life outside of maybe going out on saturdays. I have no responsibilities either no kids, pet, or relationship, though I do help my parents and friends out as much as I can.
Also I’ve sacrificed some sleep to do it. I’m a 5-7 hour sleeper at this point, 8 on some days
>>33808567
No.
>>33808513
Please try harder.
>>33808567
Bitch, I'm a discord kitten NOW.
I know what I'm doing.
>>33808564
Not really. I don't lust after elbows, but I see them.
i want to be sexually "conquered" by a man i love, what kink is that?
>>33808573
Human female heterosexuality
>>33808556
it looks pretty, I like it when every part of my body looks pretty because it makes me feel pretty even if nobody sees it because I always wear socks or shoes
>>33808573
You like blonde men in uniform?
>>33808573
That’s not a kink, that’s just average woman brain when in love
>>33808565
I still have a scar from a paintball
>>33808566
no that's exactly what we mean you dumbfuck
>>33808573
>i want to be sexually "conquered
Didn't you say that kind of language was problematic yesterday? Lol
The amount of feet questions that get asked compared to boob or ass ones is concerning
>>33808466
M
Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon, it's really great.
>>33808584
She's a psychotic and dumb slut
>>33808565
Is that Saber? What did they do to her
>>33808585
Lol, I stopped asking boob questions because I didn't want to be mistaken for boob autist.
>>33808581
Nah, you mean someone like phil heath
>>33808575
>>33808578
Ive been diagnosed with normie, im free

>>33808584
NO that is not what i said. I said i hate that language in reference to all sex, not sex i might hypothetically possibly some day have
>>33808571
Did you meet your Dom in a kink server, or a hobbyist/fandom one?
She removed me on everything, but didnt block me, its been 6 months and im sober now. Is messaging her a bad idea? I took time off the internet and saw like 2 months ago she vauge tweeted about me...did I miss my shot with her? Is it too late?
>>33808593
Sex with a blonde man in uniform?
>>33808585
There's not really a point in asking questions about boobs/ass though is there? We know women know we like them, what is there to ask? Feet questions get more traction in a bait sense, but then also more likely to ask them here because there is a stigma associated with it.
I hate my ex and I hope she dies
>>33808596
No one likes blond men
>>33808576
>it looks pretty
Then why get mad if a man thinks the same?
>>33808595
You can say hi, but be ready in case she reacts harshly.
>>33808598
Too far. But sending you that audio was pretty fucked.
>>33808599
You are male and also stupid
>>33808601
Because Footfags get the rope. It's that simple.
>>33808592
kys
>>33808581
Look at that pic again and imagine seeing just his forearms, that's all you see when he's wearing a shirt
>>33808597
Can't wait until they will evolve into armpit questions
>>33808596
Like Rico?
>>33808606
At least I know the difference between blond and blonde. Stop referring to yourself in a feminine way.
>>33808598
wtf why
>>33808601
because I want to feel pretty because it makes me feel happy and confident, I don't want men to think about sucking on my toes, rubbing their dicks on my soles and cumming on my feet
>>33808610
I'm trying to think of a boob question...
Is it annoying to sleep with boobs?
>>33808612
You must hate blonde men so much, do you have the same fantasies as kitten poster?
>>33808617
I hear women prefer to sleep with something between their boobs if they sleep on their side. I have an idea for something.
>>33808617
yeah
>>33808617
Sleeping on sides is okay but i wish i could sleep on my stomach without feeling like i'm suffocating sometimes
>>33808614
>I don't want men to think about sucking on my toes, rubbing their dicks on my soles and cumming on my feet
You probably bricked him by saying that. Protip, avoid specifics with moids.
>>33808619
Having a big dick comes in handy for once. Gonna come to the rescue there.
>>33808621
They should make mattresses with boob depressions.
Ever since starting my white collar job
>dick has decreased in size
>softer erections
>crown looks like its starting to thin
fuck my life
>>33808620
I'm glad I don't have them. I get sleep paralysis if I have any weight on my chest.
>>33808627
I sleep on my side but that means I can only wear shirts with a neck line up to my neck or else the fall out and I hate that feeling
>>33808571
Is he buying you nitro?
Would women even prefer boob questions to feet questions?
Uuuuh, women.... do boobs feel nice when other people play with them?
women
please
>>33808617
I’m flat, I don’t have boob annoyances
>>33808631
only if I am horny and the right person is touching them the right way
>>33808633
you're welcome
>>33808570
Trying what
>>33808614
Even if it's a man you are going to sleep with?
>>33808617
yeah but it got easier when after losing weight, still annoying though
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33808629
That sounds annoying. Like having a blanket that's too short to cover one's toes.
>>33808631
Yes and i like to feel like i'm taking the shape of whatever the other person is doing with their hands there
>>33808629
Ever try something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypUNKawRqXY
>>33808641
NTA. That sounds really cool.
>>33808637
yeah
>>33808643
I miss it a lot but i'm trying to not go insane
I work, I go to the gym, I go to the supermarket, I cook, clean and keep house and garden. I maintain stuff and look after my car and bike. I play a little guitar, play a few video games, meet up for a drink occasionally with friends. I don't live beyond my means, I save the expected amount and keep a financial buffer.

I'm boring as shit and I'd love to share my life with someone, but when I think of the reasons why they are equally boring. I'd like regular sex. I'd like to split the chores, bills and cooking for two is often more interesting and economical. I'd like to bring in another friend group for social options. I'd like another option on the evenings when I don't want to play guitar, video games, read a book etc like conversation or a board game. I'd like someone to travel with and share experiences with.

Is this okay? It doesn't seem very exciting. But I don't want drama, stress, anxiety, deceit, betrayal etc. I'm not trying to play a game with the day to day of my life.
>>33808640
exactly
>>33808642
no, I bunch up a blanket to rest my arm on anyways and sometimes I put one edge of it between my boobs because I feel like sleeping in that position for 8h every day will end up giving me chest wrinkles
Femanons, do you get butterflies before having sex?
Women what does your pussy feel like when you're getting fucked in the ass?
>>33808647
This sounds completely fine to me
>>33808647
>don't want drama, stress, anxiety, deceit, betrayal
nobody wants that, unfortunately it comes free with trying to be in a relationship
>>33808646
I'm on a 2 year dry spell myself. It's awful.
>>33808650
sometimes
>>33808652
like it needs to be rubbed
>>33808613
She’s a lying cheating skank and she’s old as fuck (lied about her age)
>>33808647
For like 99.99999% of people that have ever lived this is like, the luxurious dream
Man it sounds weird looking at your post after spending a couple months overseas. Women really don't understand how good they have it here when they can even consider looking at that and thinking "yeah, too boring, i want him to have a yacht too, maybe a brief career as a singer-songwriter". I mean, what the hell.
>>33808655
Ha i beat you
I wish I had somebody I could really talk to. Good night guys
>>33808657
>sometimes
When it's a new person?
>>33808525
That would be really nice
>>33808660
Where do you even see these women
>>33808661
Really? How long for you?
>>33808647
You sound exactly like me to a T lmao. I hope we both find what we're looking for :)
>>33808666
When it comes to that i'm sure it's been around 5 years
>>33808657
>like it needs to be rubbed
What if he held your hands so that you couldn't rub it?
>>33808617
I heard it is, thats why as a dude you have to make a handbra for her during the night
>>33808670
Ouch, sorry. May you be puddy in someone's hands soon.
>>33808673
I wonder what it's like to sleep with a man holding your boobs now
The only type of darkhaired girl I'd consider for a long term relationship is if she has these type of eyes
femoids, what color are your eyes?
>>33808636
Imagine yourself big and strong, to be someone your man can lean on sometimes and he looks at you with newfound respect and falls even more deeply in love with you than he thought possible
>>33808678
Dark brown
>>33808678
Blue/grey but not for you
>>33808680
Too far from reality
>>33808674
Not ready yet but wish you nice things too
Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me
>>33808683
Are they for chad?
>>33808687
Yes, our light eyes are going to kiss
>>33808650
>Femanons, do you get butterflies before having sex?
As a guy I do. I feel like I could fly off in three different directions
>>33808683
Thats fine, I was just curious.
for some reason every single girl I've dated so far had green eyes, I dont know how that happened. Even the girl Im seeing now
weird coincidence
>>33808671
I'd get needy
>>33808663
not necessarily
>>33808690
Really? So odd when green eyes are so rare, maybe you have something that attracts them
>>33808454 (OP)
Men do you want a female firefighter to save you?
Women, thoughts on the lotus position?
>>33808693
I doubt they could carry me any real distance
>>33808694
Looks too loving
>>33808693
Save me from loneliness, sure
>>33808693
this is also why i go to /pol/, lmao.
And yeah bottom left can respond to a false alarm from my cooking any time
>>33808694
sure, looks nice
>>33808662
I am free to converse regularly during my intervals.
>>33808696
Lol, you only like angry sex?
>>33808693
sexo
>>33808693
will she get mad if i set fire to my house for the third time this month and squeeze myself under the couch so she has to wrap both arms to pull me out
>>33808702
Yeah i'm cringe
>>33808693
The last two on first row had a cute dynamic
>>33808686
>>33808705
Do you have a bf, or do you only have hookups?
>>33808713
I've never had sex
>>33808696
You're the femcel with grippy crusty socks who complains that she's touch starved.
>>33808466
M
I watched the McMahon documentary. I enjoyed it. I was surprised they finally mentioned Benoit after all these years.
>>33808715
I don't have grippy crusty socks and i'm not really complaining, and i'm just celibate on my own choice for now...
>>33808714
You're full of surprises.
>>33808717
That's what all the heavy ones say but in reality they can't go on dates because they don't fit through doors.
hug
>>33808720
Ah nvm you have the wrong femcel then, phew
>>33808466
>watched
Sanda
It was pretty funny and I like the artstyle
>read
Well of Ascension
The ending was good. I took two breaks from reading though
>played
Having fun on Legion Remix on WoW.
Also, damn I haven't played a single player game since Expedition 33 this year.
>>33808490
https://youtu.be/UMHfftUydWw
You think you can take this job, silly foid?
>>33808724
>Having fun on Legion Remix on WoW.
I'm so pissed that they aren't bringing back MT weapons or at least re colors when they added the fel werebear in retail
Genders, what are you supposed to do after someone mops the floor with you?
>>33808556
we're socialized to associate that with hygiene. like we're taught we can't even wear sandals or whatever the fuck without having our nails done. weird as fuck desu
>>33808725
MANHANDLED
>>33808728
vanish, name change
>>33808490
>THEY HATE WOMEN
But they probably saved your life
I've considered to work as a security guard as f once because so many places were looking for them but then i changed my mind because they get paid basically minimum wage here, i feel so sorry for them
>>33808731
Silly silly foid...
>>33808735
it's tough because most places don't hire security to prevent theft, they're basically punching bags so the business can pursue more serious legal action
>>33808665
Nta, but they definitely exist. My friend's sister went to live in Australia and now constantly parties on yachts. This is what attractive girls want, apparently. Clubbing with her was wild too, because random guys would hand her free drinks. Men and females live on different planets.
>>33808738
Pretty sad yeah, they should get paid properly for what they do regardless
men
what would you do if you were stealing from a store and the femcel security guard begged you to put it back or she gets fired
>>33808739
Just because someone is attractive doesn't mean they all act the same, people have their own past and wishes and morals, if they can achieve what's ideal to them then fine but that's it
>>33808743
Put it back and run away
>>33808743
Steal a second item, then kiss her on the forehead.
>>33808745
Yeah you better run, only good citizens get the latest model of fleshlight 3000
>>33808746
...
>>33808744
Sure, but it was wild to see how people treated her. She had a huge ego, but I don't see how you can't have one when people praise you and hand you free shit all the time. That said, I can see her hitting the wall hard with her lifestyle and how much she was drinking. Her face was starting to look old and wrinkly the last time I saw her.
>>33808749
some women party on yachts for a month without spending a dime as professional playgirls
others post pictures of kittens on atoga
harsh realities...
>>33808748
Mwah
Gender
What will you be thinking about on your deathbed?
>>33808753
M
Hopefully I'll have a family. If not, I'll probably be wishing that I did.
>>33808753
M
I'll be thinking about what life I'll respawn in next
>>33808731
That's what the great equalizers are for
>>33808749
People being overly friendly and trying to get in your pants all the time can get pretty annoying, again the way you respond or feel to how people treat you can be very different from person to person but i don't see why you need to group all of them like that, i know there are men who have similar lifestyles but i wouldn't hold such grudges if they're doing something harmless they like and has nothing to do with me
>>33808757
Dangerously based
Artosis is such a whiney bitch
>>33808509
I mean that's a public persona of her fucking other people on the pornstar example. But the other things yes for sure. All of those are huge red flags that should kill a relationship if you find out months in.
>>33808536
I'd consider maybe all of these, but as a one time thing I'd probably regret. So hard pass on it being a fetish.
Except for spit which seems like a nothingburger compared to the others
>>33808753
F if i was useful enough and if my last years were happy enough probably, i'd also think about all the things i'll miss
>>33808573
Wouldn't that just be bottoming/being a sub?
>>33808536
M
>>poop fetish or kink?
Disgusting, would have to be begged to try and would have to be in a very controlled environment with everything planned and timed ahead.
>>fart feitsh or kink ?
Disgusting but meh
>>piss fetish or kink?
Hot desu
>>spit fetish or kink
Meh
>>vomit fetish or kink?
Weird, less disgusting than poop but similar set up.
All of these are better than cheating kinks though
>>33808595
Bro she probably knows you still stalk her and she tries to catfish you best you can do is have more patience and wait till she reaches out
people considering urine above saliva
How do I meet tomboyish women?
My first thought was the gym, but it seems like everyone goes there now.
>>33808743
What kind of femcel?
https://youtu.be/ExlHApMpiS0
>>33808753
How cringe it will be if people read my notebooks
oops i think i scared her off, atoga. :T
>>33808774
>>33808595
Not gonna lie this is funny if it's the same guy.
>Gets advice
>does the opposite, goes poorly
>>33808770
Try some sort of outdoor activity that requires more effort. It will filter out the normie fitness girls
>>33808693
Not really, I dont trust them to carry my fat unconscious ass
>>33808749
>>33808750
It‘s prostitutes guys c‘mon lmao
>>33808783
female firefighters only save chads anyway uggos must fend for themselves
>>33808743
Put it back
>>33808786
This.
Or the lesbos steal your girl and leave you to burn
>>33808786
They are dykes
>>33808785
Have you seen most prostitutes? They're not the hot girls you see daily who never have to work a real job because of their social media.
You're all edging that femcel
>>33808792
>You're all edging that femcel
Good, because she's not allowed to cum without permission.
>>33808792
mens' favorite pastime is sexually torturing femcels until they get so desperate they approach guys, so they can reject and laugh at her
>>33808795
Is this supposed to sound hot or just mean
Why dont girls do your dad jokes among them?
>>33808797
show me 1 example of something thats one and not the other
>>33808795
You keep posting shit like this but no woman ever approached me
>>33808801
Wait how? In that sentence? Are you trying to make me sound dumber on purpose
Deep, dark fantasies.
Can abuse be loving?
>>33808795
Mhm
>>33808795
If they're desperate, they'd just do their 99 left swipes and 1 right swipe of the day.
Which board has the best flamewars?
>>33808818
Anon needs to write down his cucking fantasies even when it comes to femcels
>>33808820
sp of course
>>33808743
I'd put it in the back
>>33808820
Maybe /v/.
>>33808753
I wont have a deathbed
>>33808820
lmao i can't remember the last time i saw the term of flamewar
>>33808821
Femcels (and women in general I guess but I'm more interested in femcels) should make anonymous videos showing how they use Tinder during a preselection session.
Moids, if femanons don't get any male attention irl what makes you think we'd have any success on the apps
>>33808835
I think any femanon can get attention here or soc atoga.
It just might not be the attention you want.
Women, are you smug? Why?
>>33808835
Wider audience?
>>33808838
On the contrary, I'm quite contrite.
>>33808840
This is funny
>>33808835
Well, they still have that golden star at the bottom with a 99+ counter next to it, so...
>>33808835
when did I say they dont?
>>33808838
No but my face is
>>33808846
What is this anon referencing
>>33808838
Don't conduse their avoidant behavior with smugness.
>>33808849
An Auschwitz guard's kill streak?
>>33808851
Please
>>33808835
I don’t work on myself to impress women, I work hard to impress myself
>>33808835
F. i would never date an indian male sorry
>>33808850
You didn't have to call me out like that
I'll take that larp
>>33808849
Do male only discord servers with verifications exist?
>>33808861
That's a sparkle and i still have no idea what it is for
>>33808862
That is not necessary.

>>33808859
You are here too much in that case.
>>33808863
Likes.
>>33808647
This post gave me inferiority complex.
>>33808861
Imagine downloading Tinder Gold just to get more matches, cuck cringe
>>33808868
It's not my pic, I'm not a woman.
Atogans, we should have a Pride and Prejudice watch party
>>33808869
Yeah you’re probably right, nobody from atoga gets likes anyway
>>33808870
Why do people even screenshot this garbage
>>33808693
Yes, but not the fatty standing third from the left.
>>33808870
No one cares about troon shit
>>33808872
A battalion sized generation raised on twitter screen caps
>>33808693
I can fight my own fires thanks, if history has taught us anything it’s that women and flammables don’t mix
Moids stop acting hard to get challenge
>>33808870
Mr. Darcy was written by a woman.
Also I have still not read that book.
>>33808870
I thought that was about Married with
Children.
>>33808878
>history has taught us anything it’s that women and flammables don’t mix
What specifically are you referring to?
Man I love working outdoors, cubicle cucks never get to experience Eldritch horrors like this.
>>33808870
How about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?
https://youtu.be/JpUz3zOWnwE
>>33808884
The single mother with 3 kids that locked her entire family in the car and set them all on fire including herself because she couldn’t cope with lockdowns
>>33808886
That's a cool pic
Women are desensitized by casual sex just how men get desensitized by porn. Thoughts?
>>33808886
>love working outdoors
>Eldritch horrors
Can't tell if this is meant straight, or ironically because you're envious of "cubicle cucks".
>>33808888
Family annihilators are a male thing
>>33808890
Both aren't gender specific.
>>33808889
Thanks lol they sent us to go fix a radio tower in a remote mountain range and there was one guy working at the weather station all by himself with enough food and water to survive for months at a time, he was super chill for someone who barely sees another human being more than once or twice a month
>>33808888
Are you the same anon??
>>33808888
That's horrifying. I never heard of that.
Still one cherry picked example hardly says anything general about a group as large as half the the human population. Specially since lockdown caused plenty of people from both genders to go bonkers.
femanons, would you an ogryn?
https://youtu.be/HfcCVHH57Uo
>>33808891
>non-white ESL doesn’t understand the post
Then don’t reply, it’s simple.
>>33808898
Maybe he's another anon here
I like how the cables are spread and disappear
>>33808891
NTA but who on earth is envious of cubicle cucks? jeets?
>listening to ASMR in languages I barely understand
I have ascended.
I really don't want to hate women.
>>33808906
People who encounter eldritch horrors in their wok out of doors, I presume.
>>33808912
>wok
Fuck off bloody saar
>>33808886
Is this for providing 5G to the ayy lmaos?
Whoa, it's already self humiliation moid o'clock
Women, can you iron a button-up-shirt and would you do it for your bf?
Men, do you actually like that heavy synthetic scent of men's deodorants
>>33808919
Yes, and no, these are husband privileges
>>33808920
No.
>>33808920
I rarely use deodorant and if I do I prefer it to be subtle so it doesnt give me a headache
Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostolic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all.

When you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (apostolic baphomet) prefered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?
>>33808920
I don't use spray deodorant.
>>33808927
Crazy copypasta
>>33808886
You could fit so much COVID-19 in that bitch
>>33808927
I wish you would have posted this before I jerked off to the hispanic ASMR.
>>33808900
>firey but mostly peaceful
Dude shut the fuck up
Have you ever found a razorblade in your candies?
>>33808920
I use antiperspirants and don't particularly like the scent but it's only noticeable when wearing t-shirts or being naked.
Are there any other female friendly boards? uwu
>>33808929
Pajeet detected
>>33808920
Men don't care about scents.
>>33808913
I love how this is the new meme against H1B’s, it’s effectively the same as using a water bottle to spray a cat when it misbehaves
>>33808920
Same as this anon >>33808926 I pick something subtle, I don't want a heavy deodorant smell bothering me throughout the day
>>33808941
>Are there any other female friendly boards? uwu
>>33808941
r9k
>>33808953
Hell no
>>33808955
/int/ /bharat/ /jeet/
>>33808955
it was a meme
the women who go there are retards
>>33808916
Shut up Bill Hicks
What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody, anyway?
>>33808941
>other
Does this board look female friendly to you?
>>33808938
>mostly peaceful
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>33808961
F. i could never fall in love with a indian man imo sorry
>>33808890
F
I’m a virgin and I like porn. Doesn’t seem to fit
>>33808960
I used to get him confused with Christopher Hitchens all the time back when The Hitch was still alive. But then again I also used to get Andrew WK confused with Russell Brand.

>>33808870
I unironically did this when I was a teenager. I was playing Mr. Collins in a school play of Pride and Prejudice at around the same time. I usually got typecast as the comic relief creep.
>>33808964
Neither do you, go make me a sandwich you spastic
>>33808963
It's cozy enough sometimes
>>33808308
Lmao
Der joker
>Give us a normal image please
Never jk
Holy shit I'm so hungry I can't believe my housemate was up at 4am, bloody hell
Also I completely blacked out last night playing cards against humanity with my manager before walking home with the baddie, time to kms
>>33808961
>What is love
Baby don't hurt me...?
>>33808920
No, I only apply a little deodorant after antiperspirant and then wear cologne
>>33808908
Don't then?
>>33808879
>stop acting hard to get
Never I'm in my tsundere era jk
>>33808968
>Russell Brand
Opinion rejected
>>33808965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tP2Kn10jsw
>>33808955
>>>/r9k/82760364
Seriously, though
>>33808968
You sincerely seem like a fun person. Did you like acting?
>>33808973
Oh the creep is unbanned again.
>>33808977
Femcel TERFs are awful people, but at least they don't turn their classmates into bloody Swiss Cheese the way male incels do.
>>33808977
Lots of sexy indian women here who want husband
>>33808965
Why are you lying, ENTJ?
>>33808986
>sexy, indian, looking for husband
Only one is correct
>>33808980
Yes, I did. I didn't really act all through my 20s, but I rediscovered a love of performance through karaoke and open mic nights in my 30s. I have a few friends in my neighborhood who are into or work in theatre so I've asked them about getting involved.
>>33808977
I'm okay with not liking trannies but do they hate all men?
>>33808977
>>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
>This is not /ATOGA/
Lel, so that's what they think ATOGA is for
>>33808466
M
I'm gonna play Crash Bandicoot 4 rn getting all platinum relics
It's lit (also Coco is baby and Tawna is mommy)
Last read Murakami - Kafka on the Shore and watched Anastasia (1997)
>>33808469
Idk I never kissed a guy cause I'm not gaylord
>>33808488
>what’s the most times youve masturbated in one day?
Idk when I was manic prolly like 10
>>33808509
They should because they should be with somebody who loves and appreciated them for who they are
For example I would have no qualms dating a prozzie or porn star. But ik that would turn a lot of people off. Why should they be with someone repulsed by it when they could be with someone who loves them?
I think it's interesting that men are more and more relying on AI and stuff for emotional needs and it doesn't really have an impact in the real world because those aren't men women were interested in to begin with.
Sometimes I wonder what the consequences would be if some of the things I've said on 4chan were ever publicly attached to my identity, especially if I ended up in a more public-facing role in the future. Does anyone else wonder what would happen? I feel like the consequences would never be the same.
>>33808984
Some do, but you are right in that incels are generally much more vile against other incels, than femcels are against femcels.
>>33808998
I've used ChatGPT as a sounding board to compare my life story to classic anime characters like Kenshin and Vash the Stampede.
>>33808998
Goddamn I love relying on AI
>>33808890
>>33808894
This pretty much. I also think it is a different kind of desensitizing. Casual sex can make you pull up a wall and find it harder to let down your guard with a partner. But it will not set physical standards a real partner can't meet (like porn's variety). If anything a lot of ONS are not sexually very good/satisfying for women and they thrive more on the thrill, spontaneity and feeling flattered than real sexual pleasure.
>>33808536
M
Ngl I'd be spat and pissed on by a baddie
I draw the line at the others tho
>>33808517
I bloody hope not
>>33808522
Sounds like some handmaid's tale shit ngl
>>33808549
Based
>>33808693
New fetish unlocked
>>33809010
Don't you have some women to harrass and friends to lie to instead of spamming this thread up with your garbage no-value replies?
I threw a throwing axe I got at a souvenir shop into the ceiling 10 minutes in the future and it suddenly appeared lodged in the ceiling right now, 10 minutes in the past from then. I showed my friend and she started to panic. She told me she tried the same experiment and it caused her to have to hide from mutant laser-dicked rapists in the ruins of the county courthouse in our city's distant future.

Has anyone here had a similar experience?
>>33808743
I'd obvs put it back, I might be a villain but I'm not a cunt
>>33808753
Death probably
>>33808870
Mr. Darcy was the OG tsundere
>>33808968
>Andrew WK confused with Russell Brand
Tbf they both liked partying hard
>>33808983
How is he a creep?
>>33808919
I can, but he should do it himself
>>33808983
>>33809013
I'm going to clean the house and cook and play vidya and go to work
Later haters
>>33808973
>Don't then?
They make it so hard not to, though.
>>33809017
I am a weirdo lol but I wouldn't call myself an actual creep. I think those anons are just brojecting their own machinations ngl
>>33809016
>Death probably
DEATH'S NOT DEAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_rVJtUFyY0
>>33809020
Do they? In what way?
I have the opposite experience desu I want to be the villain but women are too nice
>>33809022
What a chooon
>>33808941
All boards are female friendly, or at least just as friendly as they are to males, unless you disclose your special gender status, which is not needed for 99% of the topics
>>33808454 (OP)
M or F
Do your relationships lack intimacy?
>>33809008
>it will not set physical standards a real partner can't meet (like porn's variety).
This can depend. I've seen a lot of women categorizing men for short term sexual encounters and it's not outside the realm of possibility that as a woman you can develop standards and expectations from one night stands that a long term partner won't be able to meet.
>>33809026
Some are just too male to me
>>33809028
If the army can set physical standards for its recruits, you can set physical standards for a partner.
>>33809027
F I'm so starved for physical intimacy that I had a week long crashout after my unrequited love moid touched my elbow
>>33809027
F
No relationship yet, but it would be a dealbreaker
>>33809023
You should seriously fuck off and never come back.
>>33809032
I didn't say people shouldn't be 'allowed' to have standards. The implication was that women can (more easily) get hot guys to fuck them once or twice and then there's a chance that they'll compare their next partners to the hookups.
>>33809027
Cute feet
>>33808466
Chainsaw man, I liked it
>>33809027
F, no.
>>33809031
There you go
>>/cgl/
>>/fa/
>>/hm/
>>/soc/
>>33809031
>>>/cgl/
>>>/fa/
>>>/hm/
>>>/soc/
>>33808454 (OP)
I'm a 26 year old virgin and I'm getting bored of porn.
I still get horny, but watching porn just does nothing for me anymore.
What can I do to fulfill my urges without porn?
>>33809033
It's literally your own choice to be alone
>>33809046
Take a break
>>33809047
I don't want to look for a relationship when I'm still in love with someone else
>>33809043
>>33809045
don't forget these silly foid places
>>>/ck/
>>>/diy/2936243
>>>/po/
>>33809043
>>33809045
I'll try to give some a chance, still like it better here
>>33809038
This.
>once or twice
Some females also make up relationships in their mind because the Chad is using them for sex. That's how you get these stats where more foids say they're in a relationship than men. If she's hot enough, he's not going to give up free pussy until she starts talking about commitment.
>>33809052
I remembered that time some redditors raided the origami board lmao
>>33809051
words of wisdom
the silliest foids gather on >>>/x/
>>33809055
Why did they do that?
Men, would you date a woman who died by being lynched?
Is any foid called silly?
>>33809059
Uh, I'm not into corpse marriages
>>33809058
They confused it with >>>/pol/
>>33809060
Some of them are fucked silly
>>33809060
I've been called silly
>>33809063
Did they not read the threads at all first?
>>33809033
What makes it unrequited? Does he even know you like him?
>>33809064
This. I apparently look plain stupid during sex sometimes.
>>33808454 (OP)
M or F
Do you think she gave up too easily?
Anyone here genuinely not enjoy sex?

All sex does is increase my stress and anxiety which is already high. It requires a condom, which i think the smell and feel of a condom is disgusting and repulsive. Then I have to stress about the condom not breaking and being extremely careful. I also don’t enjoy being touched, that makes me feel uncomfortable too. At the end, I have to be careful taking the condom off and the smell of it makes me feel sick. So I have to go into the shower immediately.
>>33809069
F i think her brain disconnected
>>33809027
M
What relationships jk
But yes I'm a bit of a tsundere and struggle getting close to people, need to work on that
>>33809036
Wow rude
>>33809046
Idk focus on things besides sex and don't rot your brain with pr0n
I'm a 27yo virgin, I just fap every few days to maintain c l a r i t y
>>33809071
So, HIV doesn't scare you?
last week some old fling texted me and it popped up with me gf right there. explained it and all seemed fine, though she was upset initially which is reasonable imo

now this week my gf joked about me needing to charge my phone ‘so i can go through it’ and when i left it to charge i saw she did an attempt on my sim card (she knows my normal passcode)

im not angry about it, just wondering if i should let it slide or bring it up? just reassure her without mentioning it or ignore it? leave my phone out and let her look?
>>33809069
M
No, she stayed down, which is what you are supposed to do rather than get flipped
>>33809046
just let go. Free yourself of sinful desire.
>>33809059
This foid question is too silly for me
>>33809075
my gf doesn’t have HIV, so no. I also don’t see how that is at all related
>>33809078
Oh so that why she was so calm
>>33809059
If she was cute then sure I would date the undead
>>33809036
I'm gonna dip for the rest of the day anyway and keep busy before work. I have negative rizz fml lol. I hardly said a word to the real hottie girl at work party last night cause I was too shy and awkward (she barely spoke to anyone either tbf and mostly sat off by herself on her phone, I offered her a smoke and we played some pool but that was it). I'm gonna die alone with the cats and taking meds
>>33809081
Based pic and movie, watched it a lot as a kid
I saw a girl wearing a hoodie of it the other day
>>33809069
She clearly mistook it for a mating ritual
>>33809071
A lot of people dont, because they suck at it
Do foids really think that having access to all your passwords is normal?
>>33809086
I thought almost everyone loves sex
>>33809087
Yeah. There is nothing to hide, why be weird about it
Girls
>>33809087
In a relationship? I don't think so, i wouldn't do that with a friend or family member either
How I strut when femanon is watching.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760461941758538.webm
>>33809067
>Does he even know you like him
I don't think so, but I've known him for so long and he has never shown me any special interest. I've discussed this with an older person who knows us both and her opinion is that I'm more of a little sister to him
>>33809086
NTA, but everyone thinks they are the best at sex. I’ve been with girls who have talked themselves up as if they are sex goddesses, but in the real they were awful and clueless at what they were doing.
>>33809089
Nta but why would you need that information?
>>33809095
>NTA, but everyone thinks they are the best at sex
Don't believe what people tell you lol
>>33809088
In their fantasies, sure. Irl people are mostly clueless
>>33809097
You probably think you’re amazing at sex, when you’re not.
>>33808924
Damn
>>33809018
But it is the most annoying chore for me to do
I'm the best sexer in /atoga/
>>33809100
I didn't imply that, but I enjoy psychological aspects of it more than sex itself
>>33809098
have you had sex with boyfriends who weren’t good?
>>33809059
Is she a ghost now? Will she protect me from other spirits that are evil?
>>33809104
I am a man, so no
>>33809101
Nta but i used to do that for my friend before we went to work, i miss it
>>33809106
have you had sex with girls who were bad at sex?
>>33809108
Sex was bad but I blame myself mostly. Was too closed off
>>33809102
How many male chicks did you shred today
>>33808454 (OP)
Either gender
What hobbies do you have?
>>33809094
Then it is your fault, He cant read your mind.
>bf suggests, unprompted, that we watch Twilight last night
>being extremely nice to me this morning
I feel like a dog that's being taken to the beach and given mcdonalds before being put down what is he up to
>>33809115
he had e-sex with someone else on the weekends
>>33809098
>Irl people are mostly clueless
Aww, that makes me sad.
>>33809115
He is definitely cheating and being remorseful.
>>33809115
He woke up and realized how lucky he is to have you. He wants to make up for lost time and is grateful you were patient with him.
>>33809115
>what is he up to
Trying to get sex?
>>33809115
Maybe he just likes Twilight
>>33809093
Damn that's nasty
anons when they meet a cute girl:
https://youtube.com/shorts/yXERICG8NaA
>>33809115
He's proposing soon
>>33809115
>we watch Twilight last night
I cant watch that with out laughing my ass off. Sorry
>>33809093
smooth
>>33808829
What are they called now?
women

Is it true that women want to be treated rough in the bed by their man? I saw a video where a woman was talking to “nice boys” and said that a woman wants to get fucked by her man, not treated nicely and soft.
>>33809114
I don't even know how to confess at this point
>>33809124
Another "emasculating" piece of comedy. Sigh..
>>33808941
>Are there any other female friendly boards? uwu
/lgbt/
>>33809130
Not rough but displays of strength are hot. Being princess carried to the bed is probably in one of my top 3 hottest sex experiences. Also when a guy grabs me from under the ass and pulls me closer during sex. I don't like violence but enjoy a strong man I only fuck men who work out
>>33809130
>all women are the same person
yeah, why don't you go kys? anon once said he gets off to the thought of offing himself because a girl told him to do so and since we are doing generalizations, that must mean you want to do that too, right?
>>33809135
Answer the question please
>>33809131
You don't need to confess anything, just tell them you find them attractive. Its just opening the door
>>33809130
No, but a lot of women don't want submissive men for sure
>>33808967
>F
>I’m a virgin and I like porn.
That's hot!
Here, have some porn https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760492962354652.mp4
>>33809093
>>33809128
lel, story of my life.
>>33809134
This, I'm kinda terrified of being manhandled
>>33809134
Based
>>33809137
I did, you smoothbrain
the answer is that it depends on the girl, and even if a girl generally likes it, it might depend on her current mood
stop being so god damn autistic
do you want me to ask if all men like sour food??? because my coworker said men like to eat sour things because he likes sour things? or do you think the sane way to look at it is that some men like to eat sour things and of those they might not want to eat sour stuff for every meal, but maybe every once in a while?
>>33809135
>I would dominate this femcel
>>33809134
I princess carried a girl once and I told her how light she was and spun her around and she looked at me like she wanted to pounce on me
>>33809147
do you like sour food?
>>33809148
Nta but how did you spin her??
>>33809150
on my dick, like helicopter blades
>>33809146
So do you like it or not? Stop dodging
>>33809138
I guess I could try that if I get the chance
>>33809151
Is this real?
>>33809152
your question didn't ask for our personal preferences but wether or not it's true that women like being manhandled
State gender. Did you ever go through a phase where you thought pic related type of content was funny?
>>33809134
I like carrying the girl around. They tend to like it.
Wrapping their arms around my neck. Feeling that physical closeness, she trusts me i trust her kind of feel.
>>33809155
lol it was obviously asking for your immediate perspective, not sociological research
>>33809154
yes
she came seven times in three minutes
>>33809150
I span around with her in my arms
>>33809157
F
Yikes! no
>>33809161
Can you show this to me with another anon?
>>33809159
no you weren't, you yapped about a retarded social media foid that claimed her personal preferences are true for all girls and asked wether thats true or not
>>33809157
>that wall of text
Left cant meme for sure
>>33809164
You still didnt answer the question
>>33809157
>Joking
Old people have no idea what's coming with zoomer men
>>33809153
If you control the scenarios, shouldn't be all that hard. Or just go to a bar or something. Game nights are always a good place to break the ice.
>>33809157
f
I fail to see whats funny about this
>>33809167
sometimes
>>33809172
Thank you :)
>>33809157
M
How's racism funny?
>>33809168
I agree, de-Nazification is badly needed.
>>33809149
Yes
>>33809157
N
>>33809180
good, I'm eating pickled zucchini rn
>>33809182
HH
>>33809178
Dilate
>>33809178
In what regard?
>>33809096
Convenience
>>33809175
next time try making your posts a tad less retarded incel coded, unless thats the vibe you're going for ofc
>>33809157
M
No, my phases were on the other side of the political spectrum. Now I'm a centrist by necessity but get lumped together with those nazis for thinking that Kamala not winning was a good thing.
>>33809169
That's gonna be very hard, I've tried inviting out with the rest of the friend group but he's always unavailable or something
>>33809113
F
Fashion, vidya, baseball
>>33809190
>my phases were on the other side of the political spectrum
Did you watch Hasan dog shocker Piker?
>>33809187
For young right wing men to transition. Mandatory sex changes
Holy shit moids really jerk off to Hasan daily
>>33809157
F
No
>>33809157
M
Eh, not much different from what we do here. They just should've been smarter and unloaded their edginess anonymous on 4chan.
>>33809195
Would you wreck those bussies with your girlcock?
>>33809194
No, it was before he started streaming.
>>33809187
NTA
In every regard...?
>>33809198
I think it's just this one anon that can't stop slobbering on the mouth about the latest celebrity drama (pretty sure it's the same idiot that keeps spamming about taylor swift and sabrina carpenter). Which is funny because he acts like thats what women obsess over and think about 24/7 whilst actually being the one doing that himself.
>>33809113
F, Drawing, writing, sewing, crocheting. I don't really game anymore, my computer could use some upgrades
Men what age did you learn to milk your piss udder correctly
>>33809206
Kek it would be so funny if it's the same fag that spams twitter taylor stuff
>but my hope will nevah die
But my hope will nevah die
M, when I was a child I wrote an illustrated story about a school headmaster who turns into a penis and causes fear and concern from parents who are worried their children are being supervised by a giant dick. The story was called "Say Hello to Mister Penis!"

My teachers confiscated the story from me and asked if anyone molested or raped me and if so, who. Was this a normal response?
>>33809207
Nice, way more productive than my hobbies in that you have something in the end.
>>33809205
>Western countries completely invaded by foreigners
>Transvestites running rampant
>Multiple goy wars
Yeah it’s the Nazis
>>33809209
Even I know how to do this..
>>33809213
>Was this a normal response?
Yeah
>>33808466
M
>watched
Call of the night season 2, it was ok, not particularly good but not terrible
>read
In the midst of reading blood meridian, it's ok, seems like overhyped pseud nonsense. Last chapter I read actually had me burst out laughing so that was good. Also reading latest chapters of chainsaw man and choujin x which are great
>played
Silksong was great, now playing song of syx. I watched a 2.5 hour long tutorial on double speed, started a run, felt like I was playing super inefficiently, watched the tutorial again, gonna try a new run today
>>33809205
>In every regard...?
Can you expand what you mean by this?
>>33809209
probably 17, had severe phimosis until then.
>>33808500
Yea there's a bunch of em, I hope they're doing well
>>33809157
M
Those aren't jokes
>>33809113
Ok, incel.

>>33809221
That's not necessary.
>>33809221
Picture the opposite of gay conversion therapy
>>33808500
I want to know how it turned out for annonette who got with her sister's husband
>>33809227
>That's not necessary.
why not?
Do you not have pride in your conviction?
I like straight males who are good looking
>>33809178
Hello tsaaaaar
>>33808500
Yeah, a crustpunk Canadian named Jameson that I had a weird flirtationship with on skype, he taught me about expertvillage and Wet Hot American Summer. I miss him and hope he's ok
>>33809113
F. Baking, crocheting/sewing, gardening, masturbating.
>>33809231
It's like asking me about basic facts.
It's not necessary to explain.
If you don't understand why, then you are faulty and a waste of time to argue with anyway. Bye now.
>>33809232
I like a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
>>33809191
Do you know something that he might do to unwind? How do you like him at all if you don't know anything about him? Is he married? How cant you talk to this guy in a free arena?
>>33809237
You want to put them in reeducation camps
>>33809238
Why the long jacket?
>>33809237
What a pussy
>>33809113
M
Cooking, gaming, travelling, programming, gardening, hiking and sometimes shitposting on 4chan.
I love music immensly, but I never created any of my own except for really terrible attempts at a museum once.
Does sexy time count as a hobby? If yes, then that too.
girls

How is a guy suppose to be very confident with sex when he’s inexperienced
>>33809237
>It's like asking me about basic facts.
>It's not necessary to explain.
You said
>>33809178
>de-Nazification is badly needed.
That's not an equation, that's a proposed policy
How would you go about it?
>>33809178
F
agree.
>>33808509
Yes because it would be a betrayal to hide something like that. Should someone mention to you if they're a former wife beater? Would you care if your partner has cheated on everyone they've been with prior?

>>33808536
M
>disgusting
>disgusting
>gross but more tolerable, I'm not getting pissed on but if she really wanted it maybe
>eh it's ok, again I'm not getting spat on
>disgusting

>>33808538
I think steroid use has inflated mens ideas of what a physique should look like more than it's inflated women's

>>33808573
Being submissive?

>>33808647
Sounds perfectly based to me, good luck in your search brother. You sound similar to me and my wife and we are doing good
>>33809246
He's thinking about the performance and comparison, he's not attuned with his inner animal and ancestors
>>33809247
Learn to read properly.
>>33809205
>NTA
>>33809246
not, which is why you should have started to be physically intimate with the opposite gender when you hit puberty
this is like asking how to pull off riding a bike the first time you try it as an adult because you never learned how to as a kid
you'll have to figure it out like you would have had to figure it out back then, baby steps, deal with the awkwardness and learn from your mistakes
>>33809027
if a woman can withdraw sex from a relationship, a man can stop providing.
both sides can pull away from their durty or neither of them
>>33809252
Ok, so then what does
>In every regard...?
Mean to you?
my new gf is really cute
cuter than the last
Ive been consistently upgrading
maybe Im not as ugly as I thought I were and as /soc/ rated me.
what do you think /atoga/? or am I just lucky
>>33809250
>he's not attuned with his inner animal and ancestors
That’s not real anymore. Sex now is beyond that, girls want unnatural things.
>>33809253
Are you a girl?
>>33809257
You sound like you want to keep upgrading
>>33809205
>>33809252
NTA on chan means Not That Anon
letit it means Not The AssHole.
>>33808753
M, how my family will handle it after I die, if I set them all up for success after I'm gone, hopefully some measure of pride at my or my family's accomplishments
>>33809242
It's the lyrics to a popular song. The narrator keeps saying what he wants in an ideal woman as a partner, but he always makes contradictory statements in the same lyric
>>33809260
Grab her
And take her
I detransitioned from being a Nazi AMA
>>33809264
Oh okay, a lot of straight males are cute, specially white ones
>>33809265
but the girls have an expectation because they’ve been fucked by men who are good. I don’t know what to do or what I’m looking for.
>>33809261
Im happy where I am now
>>33808870
This is my wife's favorite movie and book by a mile. She listens to me ramble about video games and public transit so I listen when she talks about Jane Austen and Wuthering Heights
>>33809257
you'll keep climbing till you fumble the last one that gave you a chance
you will end up like the story in pic rel
>>33809257
No idea. dont know you.
>>33809260
>Are you a girl?
yeah? the question was for f
>>33809239
I've known him since I was a baby, our dads are childhood friends. I used to see him a lot in the summer when we were teens but he was abroad for a while. Nowadays I mostly see him in a church setting. He's single atm but he's had other relationships, unlike me
>>33809256
Ban usury
Burn all books about trannies
Nationalize the banks
Reject foreign wars
>>33809276
I'm a fan
>>33809276
Oy vey
>>33809268
Just let them know it's your first time, you have to start somewhere and take advantage of the fact that you are male and don't have to prepare to give your body the same way a woman does
>>33809088
It's alright, I think it's overrated
>>33809246
Just turn your brain off and fuck her like an animal
>>33809275
Church is perfect! Just go out to eat afterwards. Everyone goes out after church. Just lump in with everyone going out, and if you're anything like my families god people, you'll have a grand'ol time. Hell, you'll even end up like those couples that were "meant to Be". All normal people love that stuff. All the people at the church would love to see to of their own getting together.
>>33809190
>Centrist
>>33809268
>I don’t know what to do or what I’m looking for.
Then find out?
Fuck, you autists are so tedious...
>>33808454 (OP)
M or F
What would you do if someone woke you up like this?
>>33809113
M, vidya, cooking/fermenting stuff, gardening, occasionally anime/manga, occasionally a book. Getting preoccupied with local politics type shit too outside of work but these days I've been working a lot so less time for it. Travel when there's time for it although got a bunch of expenses coming up so gotta hold off for a while
>>33809271
Im happy where I am now I think
have to wait 3 days to see her again though, its killing me
>>33809276
Damn, ngl, i agree, but how? Its not the broke middle class that runs everything.
>>33809256
>Bye now.
>>33809268
Don't listen to >>33809280
>Just let them know it's your first time,
No adult woman wants to take the virginity of a grown man
Keep that to yourself
>>33809294
But she will notice it if she had sex before and will probably ask him
>>33809283
Your god people are nicer than mine, lmao
>>33809295
She's not gonna ask mid fuck
>>33809257
>consistently upgrading
Thinking in these terms is a bit weird ngl https://youtu.be/Y_qiMcu_pe4?si=-CRIMFdYpS1zhkpz
>>33809297
she will be able to tell before he even puts his penis in.. it will be clearly obvious he has never been with a woman before
>>33809297
Is he going to wake her up as he penetrates her?
I know a lot of perma single and I assume sexless people of both genders. I honestly don't believe being a virgin is as big of a deal as you're making it out to be. And for the obligatory questions, gender and thoughts?
>>33809303
I agree. If you care that much about that you are probably annoying
>>33809303
F i think so too, if you like someone that's all you need
>>33809291
Green wave through the normalization of frogposting
>>33809296
Really? You guys don't go out after Sunday school?
But everything's always crowded on Sundays BECAUSE of god people.
No wait, What kind of god people are you?
>>33809303
f
I don't think you can judge how content or miserable someone really is with being a forever alone. I'd bet that if you knew people itt irl you might assume they are doing fine and just prefer to not date and thats why they keep to themselves too. Ofc there is exceptions but people that truly never crave any intimacy seem a very rare breed.
>>33809303
M
Makes sense to me
>>33809266
what changed your mind
>>33809303
M
I agree it's nbd people finna chill
>>33809312
I used to go to Sunday school drunk and play Sonic Advance on GBA with this one lass
>>33808454 (OP)
Some people suggest asking a girl "Can I kiss you?" before kissing her is the way to go. I think that's kind of lame. What's your take?
How can I get some foid hugs?
>>33809319
M
It's kinda lame but if you're shy and awkward like me sometimes it's the best move. If they like you they'll say yes in my experience
>>33809194
yeah i actually don't think shock collars are that bad and i think it's ridiculous to call them animal abuse, and to care about dogs getting electrocuted AT ALL in a country where you're allowed to electrocute the gay out of children lol
>>33809319
Lame
>>33809303
F I think it all depends on context. Obviously your own age and drive, being sexless when you're nineteen and constantly obsessing over what it would be like, is very different from being sexless at forty when maybe even just your hormones play up that much, let alone the psychological aspect.

Being single when many of your friends are too or you spend a lot of time (enjoyably) alone or with family, is also very different from being in a friend group where new relationships, dating, hook ups etc make up a huge part of the conversation and shared interest. Even being friends with couples that are long glad to just talk life is pretty much incomparable to going out with people whose ideal night consists of meeting a fun new person...

Never being in a relationship when you have many very close, intimate friends/family members is also very different from both not having much of a social life and being perpetually single. Then it can be very lonely.

I do agree that it's not inherently something that ruins life though it all depends on the place it holds to someone and how much they care/need it.
>>33809311
Kek, I've seen the "kiss the frog" thing already being circulated.
>>33809319
it depends on how autistic you are and how desirable
if you're a guy that has a hard time getting date and is unable to read non verbal communication then asking first might be a good idea if you want to avoid sexual harassment charges
if you're chad and have social skills then you likely don't need to ask
>>33809266
Are you a woke now?
>>33809317
>I used to go to Sunday school drunk and play Sonic Advance
Lol! how did you get away with that?
>>33809303
The thing is if you miss out you miss out. Sex degrades with age. If you missed out of sex in your 20s, it’s only downhill. If you miss out sex of your 20s and 30s. You’re only going to feel resentment. Especially because your parent DID have lots of sex during those years.

Regardless of what people say, you can’t just start having sex at 40 and be happy with it
>>33809319
M, sounds lame, it should be apparent that she wants to kiss you too before you even try it
>>33809319
It is LAME, but If people are staring at you guys, would you still go in for the kiss?
>>33809331
>anon wants to fuck his mom
sup christine
>>33809319
It's a little lame because if she says no it's a bit awkward for both of you and if she says yes, it's still a less smooth/fun scenario than apparently would have also been possible.

That said on the female side I do care more that the guy obviously is thinking of me and wanting to respect my boundaries than I care about smoothness. It is definitely a green flag to me.

Realize you do not have to explicitly ask to communicate overall that you want/are about to kiss someone. Something like holding eye contact and slowly leaning in while touching their face, or saying "I really want to kiss you" or "I keep thinking about kissing you" also gives them an option to shoot you down while being more bold, less fishing for reassurance. There are many ways to feel out what's going on and trying to be as direct and explicit as possible is just one, you don't have to choose between that or kissing someone mid-sentence.
>>33809331
Ok virgin
>>33809319
>asking a girl "Can I kiss you?" before kissing her is the way to go
That is the fastest way to make a girl go from horny to dry in a heartbeat
Just go for it when it feels right, if she doesn't want to she'll evade
>>33809330
Idk it was a strict Catholic area everyone was dysfunctional
>>33809331
>Sex degrades with age.
Very arguable statement.
>>33809312
We're both adults. My church is very cliquey, I occasionally hang out with some of the younger people but I don't really feel like participating in other anymore. Crush and I are basically two very shy people in a setting where people eat gossip for breakfast
Gender
Do you journal? What do you write about?
>>33809331
>Sex degrades with age

Bold statement from a 23 year old that's never touched a pussy
>>33809323
What the fuck are you talking about? What country does that?
>>33809323
Ok Michael Vick apologist
>>33809303
its like compound interest. the later you start, the bigger the punishment
>>33809349
the united states, you fucking retard. have you never heard of conversion camps?
>>33809352
Yawn, you incels need to give it a rest
Manons, would you kiss a girl who you met the same day because her friend invited her and she let you walk her home even if she barely spoke to you?
>>33809347
F, yes, but with some mixed feelings. On the one hand I feel it helps me sort of connect with myself on the base level and admit my feelings about everything going on in my life. At the same time and to answer your question, it is easy for me to get caught up in writing out endless panicky thought spirals. Or I just start picking something that happened apart in ever greater detail with an increasingly anxious energy.

I also think if you really record a lot of your life, thoughts and feelings, it is easy to spend a lot of time reading old entries and that is not a very good thing if it happens too much. E.g. if you keep reading about all your reasons to be angry with someone it can be harder to naturally move past that anger, which you might have if you didn't keep opening the wound mentally.
>>33809348
>>33809343
the human body degrades with age. So yes it is a fact. A man in his 40s has less testosterone and less stamina than he did in his 20s. As you age your nerve ends become less sensitive throughout your body. The same thing happens in the penis too, so the sensation of sex is also less.
>>33809357
Probably not. Unless she is fucking me with her eyes
>>33808961
I love him
>>33809350
don't know who that is and don't feel like looking him up desu
>>33809353
Yeah, this doesn't happen. There are too many fag parades, lmao. You're mentally ill and probably support lowering the AOC too.
>>33809357
If I liked her I'd be up for it, but in practice I'd be shy and not move that quickly
>>33809357
I think not
>she barely spoke to you
Especially because of that
>>33809287
F. I'd be mad, but at least it's not jizz.
>>33809359
That all sounds very scientific and convincing. Too bad it's utterly false.
>>33809359
Can't wait for the libs to make incel hunting legal
>>33809357
>even if she barely spoke to you
I fucking hate introverted bitches.
>>33809325
I met a girl like this, i saw it in her eyes. I wanted to tell her so much more, but place and time are never right. An what is an anon like me gonna tell her? I saw it, I can fix it, even if its not with me, introduce her to how to get that intimacy she's looking for the way she wants it, w/o coming off like a predator?
I mean if she really wanted know im sure she would have already reached out. Its apparent she likes things the way they are. All i can do is sit and accept it.
>>33809373
:(
>>33809347
F
No. Writing about shit that just happened feels fucking dumb. It just happened, I was literally there, who is this for? That being said, I do have the memory of a goldfish and wish I had more thorough recordkeeping basically any time I attempt to recall something
>>33809358
That is interesting. I rarely read old entries
>>33809357
No, I used to walk chicks home in college and it was more of a chore than anything else
>>33809359
Sure but you are talking about a pretty small aspect of sex and even one that is not bound to (only) work out in ways that make the actual sexual experience worse. A lot of young women are frustrated that their young lovers are impatient, have trouble not climaxing fast, or do not have the mental stamina/patience to enjoy drawn-out teasing or foreplay sessions. That is something for example that becomes easier for most men with age because it is no longer a fight not to cum in their pants when being grinded on forever, or they even need foreplay themselves to get in the mood so it's no longer a chore for them and you can tell.

Not to mention there are other aspects like people typically growing more confident, more relaxed, more experienced and more patient/accepting as they grow older.

I wouldn't say it's necessarily better either but it's more nuanced than you imply.
>>33809113
M, doing drugs, playing retro video games and making techno https://voca.ro/1aH8NtspFGdD
>>33809373
Understandable
>>33809369
What's wrong with the juice of life from your beloved, JH?
>>33809364
i'd rather be a fag than a dogfucker like you lmfao go back to making out with your rescue pitty
>>33809371
>>33809372
>false
Prove it. That’s how human anatomy works, idiots. The body degrades with age. The face you’re saying it’s false and incel logic is insane.

If you’re a marathon running at 20, you’re going to have a significant better time than you will at 40. Sex is no different.
>>33809380
Oh also I've been programming games and webpages more recently and am getting into baking
That's about it kek
>>33809376
You don't need to write about something that just happened
>>33809377
Good for you. I think it's good to do actually once in a while, because then you get a fresh perspective on your old self and it can really drive home how much you learned even though it often does not feel that way.

But yeah if you do it continuously you just don't give yourself enough of a break to actually get a new perspective, at least that was my experience for some time. I have gotten lots better with not doing it myself by now, though.
>>33809383
>didn't answer the question
You're an evil freak. We need more of your made up camps if you still exist, lmao.
>>33809384
The human body degrades, the pleasure derived from sex organs do not. You are doing the classic lying over a small bit of common sense but that doesn't make what you're saying true.
>>33809384
NTA but sex isn't a marathon nor is there an objective metric to the quality of sex. People have different preferences about sex and a lot of it is more mental than it is physical. A confident 40yo chick would probably be a better fuck than a shy and reserved 20yo
>>33809384
Stupid dumb incel doesn't know how to use google? Anyway incels will get shot when the libs take over
>>33809319
F
The risk in this is about the same as the risk of just going in for the kiss. If you misread the moment it's cringe. If you didn't, it's based.
The rest depends on the girl. Some who were feeling it will be turned off if you just go for it, some will be turned off if you ask first. So on that front, I'd think more about just what you're personally more comfortable with, and remind yourself that you want a girl who matches your energy.
>>33809379
What you’re talking about is different. You’re talking about experience with age. That is why someone could say they enjoy sex more at 30 than 20. Because they have a decade of sex experience and know that they like. That’s entirely different than not having sex during your 20s and starting at 30 or 40 for the first time.
>>33809374
You can just start small by telling her at some point that she is special to you and you sometimes wonder what it would be like to know her much better. If she is not romantically/sexually interested, she will be long glad to pretend you were just talking about being better friends. If she does feel the same way, you will know from her response. Good luck anon. Life is too short to draw your conclusions quickly by yourself. She could be shy/hesitant about your feelings, too.
>>33809390
you didn't ask a question, you absolute retard. you made a baseless accusation and now you're mad because i didn't react defensively
That was my only kiss with a man, i started bawling instantly and even the guy was very weirded out about it
Why do foids love dog abusers so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVZ015dU0g
>>33809393
>confident 40yo chick
tfw no cougar fwb D:
>>33809396
That's just not true, though. I did not have sexual experiences with anyone between the age of 21 and getting together with my now partner at 27. But I was still better prepared for sex at 27 because I still masturbated/fantasized/reflected on sex, worked on the relationship with my body, thought about what I wanted from sex and so on. Your individual development, even sexual, does not (have to) stagnate just because you presently have no one to share it with.
>>33809400
Why did you start bawling? Are you the one talking about getting kissed by a random after being walked home
>>33809391
You’re lying. The body loses sensitivity. Nerve endings in the body die off with age. All throughout the body. Penis included. You’re a fool.
>A confident 40yo chick would probably be a better fuck than a shy and reserved 20yo
That’s only because she has 20+ years of sex experience. But if you took a 20 year old with the same confidence level, the 20 year old would be far better than the same 40 year old
>>33809403
21 and 27 isn’t a significant difference in age
>>33809400
I don't really know what to say to you, I'm just scared that I'll react the same way when I get my first kiss
>>33809404
Yes, i just didn't expect it at all and i didn't know him at all and i liked someone else and i was sad that i let that happen somehow but it was so sudden
>>33809405
Different anon but even if you are right, we perceive things subjectively. If you were physically more sensitive at twenty but at that time you were so anxious about sex that you kind of zoned out, you will still enjoy it more decades later because while you might have less sensitivity on paper, you experience more.

I'm sure you have sometimes seen posts from anons saying they finally got laid and couldn't even cum or get hard. That's not because anything is wrong with their body, but at the end of the day that does not change that they didn't feel or enjoy much at all. So it really does not matter as much as it seems in what condition you are physically.
>>33809347
M
lol no
>>33809357
>kiss a girl who you met the same day
>she barely spoke to you
Sounds like a recipe for an easy rape accusation, unless it happens in a place designed for hookups
>>33809408
You're alright, you just have to be sure that you see the connection with the girl, most of them don't like to be asked anyway but my situation was just very odd so don't worry about that
>>33808491
It is? Only a shorter section is out (and sure, no, not practical for the work, but practical for looking hot in a tiktok)
>>33809407
Are you again talking about the body degrading thing? Because I'm not, I'm just pointing out that you can mature and become capable of having better sex without a partner.
>>33809347
F
No. I don’t want to leave a trace of my existence.
>>33809357
If she was seducing me with that cockhungry stare I'd take a cue and kiss her sure
>>33809411
What you loling about
>>33809405
>That’s only because she has 20+ years of sex experience. But if you took a 20 year old with the same confidence level, the 20 year old would be far better than the same 40 year old
A 30yo virgin could very well be a better fuck than a 20yo virgin. And again, there's no objective metric or quality to sex. I might rather fuck the 30yo chick than the 20yo chick. At 20 they have no idea what's going on at all, by 30 they might've figured out a bit more about what they liked even on their own time. There's the compatibility element too. Even if both are experienced, I'd rather fuck a 35 yo sub than a 20 yo dom. I know several pretty attractive 30+ women who just carry themselves better than much younger women
>>33809418
Journaling is pretty gay
>>33809416
But it is not for other people it is for yourself
>>33809401
shock collars aren't abuse. stop fucking your dog, it isn't a human
>>33809408
Oh sorry i thought you were the anon that asked something before, but yeah i doubt you'd feel that way if it's someone you have feelings for anyway
>>33809409
Eh it's not your fault, you don't need to blame yourself. The guy sounds socially retarded to randomly kiss someone he's only known for a day. How long ago was this?
>>33809413
Uh, I'm a femanon...
>>33809382
It smells bad.
>>33809423
Shocking gays isn't abuse either, fucking retard.
Should we take away human rights from women and extend them to dogs instead? Please state gender and if you're a fan of Asmongold.
>>33809353
WTF Anon? i was sent to one those camps, no electro shock nothing done to me.
>>33809319
You can do that in a much more sensual way.
>>33809420
>>33809415
Nta but how are you suppose to know what you like if you’re never had sex? Porn doesn’t do that. You could watch something in porn but not want or not like it IRL
>>33809430
nta, you still gay?
>>33808308
I flattened my hair in that pic for the meme, it's usually a mess
>>33809429
>if you're a fan of Asmongold
He is not bad as far as e-celebs go
>>33809432
You learn from experience
>>33809428
i think all moids should be kept in cages so idk who you think you're arguing with
I like asmongold
>>33809357
If she wanted me to, i would. She would already have know i like her tho
>>33809425
I was around 16 anyway, but i wish i could have at least told him that i liked someone else, i hope he forgot about it
>>33809435
Right
>>33809437
Who’s experience? The acting on the screen?
>>33809439
>>33809435
Hes still a shabbos goy
>>33809429
M
>Should we take away human rights from women and extend them to dogs instead?
Haha, no
>Please state gender and if you're a fan of Asmongold.
Not a follower, but he seems pretty grounded and chill, I respect him
>>33809438
I would rather chillax in some foid's cage than have to go to my wage cage in a couple hours desu
>"It's cold, I'm freezing, I don't want to go outside, I want stay under my blanket"
>Go outside anyway
>Is actually quite comfy outside and now I'm not freezing even after coming back inside.
I don't understand how life works.
>>33809432
I don't know if it's the same for everyone but I used to have a lot of shame and hang ups about my own sexuality. You are right in what you say about porn, but masturbating did learn me over time to accept myself more. Go from "is this normal to like", "would people be disgusted if they knew I enjoyed this" to more a mindset like "I didn't choose what I like and I'm not harming anyone with it". Where you basically no longer hold your own kinks to standards like they should be cool or reflect well on you. It learned me deal with the mixed feelings that can come (for me at least) with sexuality.

And while you might not know how your fantasies translate to what you do or don't enjoy in practice, I do believe learning enough about the bigger themes and feelings driving your fantasies gives you more of a frame of reference for what you might like. What's more, it is good to do this when you're single because it is usually inevitable in a relationship that if you would already feel shame and hesitance fully exploring your own turn ons privately, it becomes even more difficult with a partner because you are afraid to condemn yourself but also to discover you are crazy about something your partner doesn't like or even finds a big turn off. It is less complicated coming to terms with yourself alone - to an extent, I guess it's always a process, but still.
>>33809432
Because a lot of it is mental. If you like the idea of being submissive to someone else or being dominated in bed, you very well might like it in practice. Sure, there's a chance someone wouldn't like it in practice even though they like it in theory but I wouldn't bet on it. Being submissive is also like a personality thing, it's not necessarily about a specific action in bed though it can be. Same goes for other kinks or fetishes. If you like the idea of anal or like watching anal porn as a chick, you're more likely to enjoy it in practice than someone who hates the concept
>>33809439
you like nasty men with roaches in their hair? typical 4chan moid, you probably wanna fix him with your dick and cuddle after
>>33809429
M
Yes, we should.
I'm not really a fan of his, but he's definitely a better person than Hasan who abuses dogs and defends terrorists. It's funny how Hasan ran away in fear like the little bitch he is instead of standing for his beliefs. And to Japan? A culturally traditional country? He's a hypocrite faggot.
>>33809424
Ah ok lol. Yeah being kissed by a stranger sounds like a very shitty experience.
>>33809444
By fucking in real life are you stupid
>>33809448
and that's why you're my fave
>>33809357
No.
>>33809432
>>33809451
Just wanted to add I do feel that fantasizing or just kind of daydreaming about sex is definitely far superior for this type of getting to know your sexual self better than porn. Fantasy is by definition tailored exactly to our likes and dislikes and it reveals much more. It also allows you to explore any theme without feeling overwhelmed or overstimulated, compared to a video you might have clicked for a kink you like, only to be surprised by another kink you don't like during.
>>33809456
Is it still a stranger if i knew him for a day though...
>>33809451
>Go from "is this normal to like", "would people be disgusted if they knew I enjoyed this" to more a mindset like "I didn't choose what I like and I'm not harming anyone with it"
I don’t even know what that means. Are you talking about some weird insane fetish bs? Because I don’t see how that is related to this conversation at all.
>>33809455
I'm not a fan of any of these people but doesn't Hasan live in LA? I think PewDiePie is the one you're thinking of
>>33809458
Aw
Would I get any snacks in the cage
Can I vape
>>33809462
Yes
It really is.

Hornyposting with a girl feels way superior to watching porn, even though im not even being stimulated visually i will be rock hard.

Yes i can rotate an apple in my mind.
>>33809455
Of course the incel likes the nazi chud
>>33809461
>>33809452
Not the anon you replied to. But I used to exclusively watch and masturbate to porn of girls getting ass fucked. I loved anal porn. Then I got a gf and we tried it a few times and I was completely disgusted by it. What I enjoyed in porn did not translate to real life. I thought it was something I liked, but obviously not
Women, why do you get so cold if you factually have more body fat than men? We even have our genitals removed from the main body to increase surface area and make them cooler and you still get colder first.
>>33809463
No, but I think a lot of people that do not have weird insane fetishes do hold a lot of shame surrounding their body or their sexual needs/preferences/fantasies. And if you do not come to terms with that before you enter a sexual relationship, sooner or later they will play out in your sexual relationship. E.g. because you will feel ashamed during sex and will experience it like it was your partner making you feel ashamed, so you want to put your guard up or you're angry with them, because you don't realize it was just your own shame they triggered without realizing.

If you do not understand this I don't know how to explain it better. But being good at sex is imo about a lot more than knowing moves or having experience doing those. It is a lot more psychological, about self-acceptance and knowing yourself, and yes you can do that on your own.
>>33809465
yeah, i'll give you snacks, and i'll have a vape hooked up to the cafe next to the water bottle. i take good care of moids
>>33809342
So are all churches, The dysfunctional doesn't matter.

>>33809344
You could make your own click, god people love that stuff. and if you need to deviate for whatever reason, they tend to understand. Takes them a bit, as does everything with god people, but they do tend to put love first. You can doge that gossip train, easy, just walk off on your own. Plenty of reasons to walk away tougher in church settings. Then just mention it to him. If you want ANY kind of movement, you HAVE to Open That Damn Door. Metaphorically and literally of course
>>33809473
Sorry
>>33809303
It's like being neet. Nobody wants to hire you if you don't have a job.
>>33809430
>i
>>33809467
>i
>>33809399
>i
Is this the same person or is this just a new phenomena of people not capitalizing the letter "i"?
The worst thing about getting old is that the hot mentally ill egirls are starting to get too young...
>>33809473
Less size aka less energy use aka less heat produced by the body
>>33809213
>supervised by a giant dick
Sounds accurate.
>>33809479
You're crazy
>>33809464
No, Hasan moved recently this year after Charlie. He knows he would have been next for GetBackGang.
>>33809470
Neither of those things. I bet I've had more pussy than you, lol.
>>33809473
I can answer this and it's a pretty fun fact. It basically boils down to that biologically speaking our single most important forever priority is making sure a potential pregnancy is possible or (even more important) goes well. As human beings we invest a shitload of time and resources into our single babies so they better be good and safe.

This means that for a women, our body heat is all concentrated around our torso so IF we are pregnant and get really cold, the baby still remains warm enough. So basically our own general heating system is a lot less effective and will leave the extremities (fingers and toes) cold more quickly, which makes a big difference for your perceived temperature, because we're always in baby saving mode.
>>33808454 (OP)
good morning atogans, what's for breakfast?

i'm having milk tea and blueberry bread :)
>>33809474
How is me masturbating to vanilla porn suppose to make me feel more accepted? I don’t get it
>>33809479
I couldnt give a less of a fuck its two additional keypresses on my phone keyboard and believe me i AM posting with one hand right now and other hand on my shaft.
>>33809434
>Broccoli cut
Straight bussin, fr fr
>>33809472
I would occasionally watch anal porn, tried fucking my gf in the ass, enjoyed it. Your mileage my vary type shit. All I'm saying is the odds are better that you'd enjoy if you're already into the idea than if you hate the concept and won't even give it a shot. And it's understandable with anal, there's plenty to dislike about it once you actually realize what goes into it
>captcha: G4ASS
>>33809475
Wtf that sounds better than my job, my manager gets annoyed when I vape in front of the customers
>>33809477
>>33809482
Why are your insides volcanic then? Does your body deliberately redirect all of your warmth to your coochie on instinct?
>>33809487
I am however in toes saving mode, so put those hogs in my mouth or on my warm moid dick.
>>33809397
This is gentle and a beautiful way to put it.
>>33809488
just coffee
>>33809478
Yeah but if a lot of people are neets they're not gonna judge inexperienced people as much
>>33809488
Probably bread with hummus or labneh, basically what I eat every morning. Maybe I'll have some smoked salmon with the toast/labneh today
>>33809490
I am not talking about the act of masturbation alone. If you just masturbate to porn then close the tab and never think of it again, nothing is accomplished other than that you scratched the itch.

I am talking about reflecting on the feelings you feel during/after masturbation. Realizing you feel empty after orgasming and asking yourself why - do you feel lonely? Do you feel like you shouldn't enjoy masturbating or shouldn't enjoy porn?

Or, in the positive sense: even if you only like very vanilla things, those typically reveal something about what you seek. E.g. you like soft maledom, then you can realize and think about that you would love to have a partner you feel protective of and it would be important to feel like you could take care of her sexually too. If you are that kind of person, you can even go much further and go - okay so if it's important for me to feel like I can "take care of" my girl, how would I feel if I fall in love with a girl who doesn't cum much or easily? How would I feel then? Probably bad. But is that justified?

Basically you can anticipate and sometimes resolve issues before they even arise. But yeah you do need to ponder feelings and thoughts seriously, it is not a magical process that just happens with time passing itself.
>>33809487
>will leave the extremities
My body must really want kids
>>33809479
you are stupid. this is not a new phenomenon at all and is in fact a studied linguistic phenomenon known for subtly conveying tone through text. however, autists with a chip on their shoulder use it as evidence that they are superior to people who type like this because they type every post in college ACA essay format.
>>33809479
Yikes.
>>33809473
>>33809487
Also, women have thinner skin, literally
Still thinking sometimes about this 18yo (or even less) blonde from my old gym with absolutely angelic face
>>33809487
>>33809496
Holy shit, literally correct. Women, how does it feel to know your body is literally programmed to keep babies and dicks warm and snug at the expense of your own comfort?
>>33809497
Rope
>>33809491
>on my phone
Wouldn't the phone just autocorrect i to be I in the first place?
>>33809501
That's what you think.
>>33809488
That sounds lovely <3
Leftover roast dinner for me
>>33809493
Frfr no cap victory royale
>be in my late 20s
>living in a small city
>working remote
>night shift
>below average looks
Am I cooked chat? Haven't had a gf for like 12+ years
>>33809511
Yes thats what im shooting
>>33809516
How are you going to get a gf if you're not meeting new girls
>>33809516
Yes but because of remote/night shift, not so much the other stuff
>>33809503
so usually after I fap, when I self reflect I think that I could never actually go through with sex with a real woman if the opportunity presented itself. It sounds too stressful if I actually think about myself doing it. If I truly try to in vision myself doing it. It seems too messy, and the thought of being so physically close to another person bothers me. I don’t think that’s something I could handle IRL
>>33809497
Footfags get the rope
>>33809478
nta but i'm in my 30s and i live life like this:
work 3 years
save up money
quit my job
be neet until money runs out
get new job and repeat

i've never had problems getting another job after long periods of unemployment. if the interviewer even asks, which they don't half the time, i just say i was taking care of a sick family member. they don't press for details.

inb4 criticizing my lifestyle i don't care what i "should" be doing i'm enjoying what i am doing
>>33809510
NGL even though I have always really wanted kids it can feel odd to technically be a vessel. But realize it's even worse when you are actually pregnant, the baby will literally take calcium from your teeth and bones and if you do not get enough nutrients, the baby gets fed first. I think most moms would definitely want it this way but yeah biology be ruthless.
Are women really more warmer inside then men?
>>33809522
It is stressful at first for sure. That's why it helps so much to have sex with a long term partner so you can get used to fucking each other. It'll take time
>>33809521
He just needs to meet nightlife girls ig
>>33809520
Where do you meet girls
>>33809524
>>33809511
Im not even a footfag but if a cute girl stuffed her feet in my face i would be pretty happy about it.
Even if she wore (clean) socks
>>33809525
>i've never had problems getting another job
Good for you.
>i'm enjoying what i am doing
Good for you.
>>33809488
It is early afternoon here and I just ordered some salad for lunch/late breakfast. Haven't gotten up because my kitty is so comfy
>>33809510
feels great that i can just, not do that lmao
>>33809531
>Im not even a footfag
Shut up we don't care, you're a fag and a pussy at the same time, unbreedable
>>33809534
Lucky kitty
Rinse and repeat
>>33809534
kek what a face
>>33809530
>Where do you meet girls
Me, right now, as a late twenties guy living in London with a normal day job? Friends of friends/flatmates, afters, travelling
>>33809528
M
Yes
>>33809541
The fuck are afters, I am not familiar with this britbong lingo
tfw no Ghislaine gf
>>33809476
I'm not interested in getting involved in church politics, I'm only sticking around for the few people I like. I ruffled a lot of feathers when I was younger and more outspoken but I just want to have a good community and eventually start a family
>>33809534
That pussy does not want to be witnessed.
>>33809513
I have to think that or else I'll despair
>>33809528
Guys have often told me I am like a radiator even though I am always feeling cold
So maybe!
>>33809522
Yes anon, that's what I mean. I know it might seem impossible now but if you sit with feelings like that long enough, they tend to change. Not for any reason or argument. They change by being paid attention to alone. I know that sounds crazy but it has absolutely been my experience. I know it is easier to push the feelings down but staying with them does pay off over time.
i have to get up and make lunch for work and i dont wanna :(

genders do you make or buy lunch at work?
>>33809543
After parties. You know, the opposite of pres.
>>33809550
Anon was talking about your pussy.
>>33809529
but I don’t like being close to people. I don’t like being touched. So I can’t imagine having a gf who wants to touch me all the time. I don’t think I would like that
>>33809525
Based cyclical wooorker
I'm in my late 20s and live like this
Get a job
Do alright for myself for a while
Have bipolar episode and become NEET on benefits
Find another job when I run out of money
Rinse and repeat
>>33809541
Oxford fuckboy anon?
>>33809543
"Afters" is just slang for an after party/gathering, when you're gurning in some geezer's gaff at 6am waiting for the first bus back to your ends
>>33809479
>>33809557
there are people who aren't so touchy
>>33809552
I’m 34 years old. If anything, it’s getting worse with age. Because in my early 20s I didn’t feel this way.
>>33809553
M
I'm a bartender so I just go to work drunk and eat afterwards at like 3am
Very healthy lifestyle do not recommend
>>33809553
10 penut butter sandwiches
>>33809553
F, there's lunch provided at my work (for free). Not fancy, no hot dishes or anything but hey it's free.
>>33809479
women type like that
MEN TYPE LIKE THAT
>>33809560
sex is touchy. You’re naked on top of each other. Covered in each others fluids
>>33809549
Simple supply and demand. If more people are neet emplyers can and sometimes even forced to by necessity to be more critical with their applicants.
Are male tongues colder too?
>>33809557
Well it all comes down to a question of want. Do you want to be comfortable being touched? Then you can, with time and courage, start to like being touched.
If you don't actually really want to be touched tho then the solution is to make peace with the fact that what you want isn't what society is telling you to want.
>>33809548
She is warming up to the camera
>>33809538
So cute
>>33809512
>autocorrect
Nta
Only peasants use that shit.
>>33809554
kek I read that as pres as in president. We got an ice cream chain where I'm at called afters

>>33809558
>gurning in some geezer's gaff
Sounds like you're burying your face in an old man's gooch
>>33809571
Forget the neet metaphor, we were talking about sexual inexperience
>>33809553
Always leftovers from yesterdays dinner for lunch.
>>33809574
Is your pussy just as hairless as that one?
>>33809571
ceos hate it when you value your time at more than $25/hr
>>33809556
Oops!
>>33809553
When I worked full time in person I usually ate the lunch provided there or just didn't eat
>>33809563
That's the thing though, if your twenties you probably didn't feel this way because you wouldn't have been able to bear feeling this way yet. This is a super common experience btw. Not talking about your specific version of it but more generally, being "tougher" when you're young because you are less in touch with your emotions and able to ignore things more.

That said realize your feelings primarily reveal something about yourself. I don't think there are many people alive that are not mindblown on some level that they're sexually attractive to even just one other person. It is also normal to in part only start accepting that reality once you experience it. Which doesn't change that I think being more conscious of it and paying attention is always good but it does not change the need for new experiences. Do you have any good close friends you can be real with about hard feelings?
>>33809573
How can I want to be comfortable being touched when I don’t like being touched. That doesn’t make sense.
>>33809577
My statement still holds.
>>33809577
shut up and go fuck chad, little incelloid. we're talking about elite neetism now
>>33809522
Lol, That is neever gonna work. The stress actually goes away. Even trying to in vision it, is nothing compared to reality. Sex is primal, trying to pretend you have the ability to visualize you might have any idea what your body is going to want at that moment is kind of silly after you've done it. But i guess that's how people can tell who's a virgin and who's not.
I mean, everyone already knows that first time sex with anyone is clumsy, and all over the place and funny and intense.
Oh my freaking gosh
>>33809574
Post your breasts
>>33809520
>>33809521
Yeah I've tried using dating apps but most of them are like 30 miles away
>>33809553
My work lunch is a tin of sardines with toast or a bowl of premade rice from Costco. Used to make sandwiches but too lazy these days. I keep a bottle of hot sauce in the fridge at work to eat it with. I mistakenly bought the plain deenz in olive oil last time but I got the spiced ones with clove n pepper n bay n shit coming soon so I'm hyped about it
>>33809583
>Do you have any good close friends you can be real with about hard feelings?
No I will never tell anyone this because nobody can relate. My close friends just know that I’m a virgin. But don’t say anything about it because they are too busy with their own lives
>>33809553
M
If I'm WFH I'll make it. If I'm out then I'll buy something because I don't currently have my shit together enough to be able to prep lunch for myself. I want to, though, because God DAMN getting lunch is expensive. I have to spend half an hour's wage just to get something to eat.
I'm on a salt beef fixation rn. I just want to eat salt beef bagels.
>>33809558
>Oxford fuckboy anon?
correct
>>33809576
>Sounds like you're burying your face in an old man's gooch
It means "when you're feeling the effects of MDMA at some guy's place/party".
>>33809591
dating apps are honestly terrible at the best of times anyway
>>33809587
nta oh you haven't seen the recent tradcuck propaganda copypasta then LOL

they are trying to delude themselves into thinking virgin sex after your wedding night is the pinnacle of all sexual experiences you can possibly have. and not, you know, awkward bumbling virgin sex
>>33809113
M, just sampled a water corporation advert on YouTube kek https://voca.ro/114j3jpllJeY
Fuck I need to finish the washing up
>>33809576
Wtf I'm not a bender
But yeah afters is just an after party. Straight from the rave, sun coming up, phone in a glass in someone's garden who's mam's gone to work, cup of tea in one hand and spliff in the other, pure bliss, simpler times
>>33809585
Virgins can fuck each other is all I'm saying
>>33809586
>go fuck chsd
No, I want a sweet inexperienced guy who'll treat me gently
>>33809587
>But i guess that's how people can tell who's a virgin and who's not.
Nta. The tell tale sign is if a woman places her hand on a mans stomach. If he immediately pulls back at touch, he’s a virgin or very inexperienced.
>>33809595
You realize that the guy who spams "tradcuck" is literally a 28yo rape victim from Canada who never had a gf, right? You can probably get his email and he will cry to you about about never getting pussy, kek.
>>33809595
>awkward bumbling virgin sex
What's so bad about it
>>33809531
>I'm not a footfag
>says something extremely footfaggy
>>33809596
I take it bender means gay? Going on a bender here is like getting completely shit faced but more of like an alcoholic going on a binge than just getting smashed
>>33809598
Nta and i'm not following but i thought it was also how men touch a woman since it seems that most if them are a bit rougher, but i think that being too light would be odd too
>>33809603
Bender is (kinda dated) slang for gaylord, but we are also familiar with the term "going on a (drug) bender", albeit don't use it so much
>>33809568
Hot
>>33809601
Nothing, but it's not some transcendental whole-body ecstacy of the mind, the heart and the body all at once as you become one with each other
That shit only comes after you're both experienced in fucking each other, which is perhaps a bit counterintuitive but makes sense when you think about it.
>>33809595
Lol! that's hilarious to me. Your fist time with anyone is usually really clumsy, lots of laughing at things that you are learning about each other in a split second.

>>33809598
Nooo. If he doesn't see you like that, it will trigger a response like that. That's anyone. Anon
>>33809600
why should i care about the cuckworms sob story? i hope he offs himself, at this point, if he's in here all he does is violently sperg out instead of going to therapy for his cptsd like the rest of us. how much sympathy can i have for someone who refuses to take care of himself? fuck that guy
>>33809594
How was your trip with the Chinese fitty? Still working that law job in the ol L O N D O N?
>dating apps are honestly terrible
Eh was several years ago granted but had better dating experiences from apps with prettier girls than those I met IRL
>>33809607
For me it comes after seeing my wife with her bull
>>33809601
>>33809607
LoL! its funny because its nothing like that. Your first time with anyone is always going to be all over the place. Like even the stuff you see on porn for men and women is NOTHING like reality.
>>33809605
Do you guys say fag more or less than gaylord? I recently learned of faggots and peas and it got me thinking how much do you guys actually use the word faggot not as a cuss word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU
>>33809607
Obviously it's not gonna be some mindblowing experience but that doesn't mean it's not special
>>33809601
it's not bad per se? its just awkward, there are so many unexpected things that can happen.

slipping out, not being able to maintain erection, performance anxiety, getting too excited and accidentally banging your dick into her leg and it folds in half which hurts like fuck, your sweaty bodies making fart noises. queefs from having her in weird positions. kissing with too much saliva.

it's still fun if you are both good sports about it, but if you go into it expecting it to just work and be amazing, you are setting yourself up for disappointment which snowballs your performance anxiety and causes even more problems
>>33809615
Fag is also kinda dated/offensive but people still say it in jest
Gaylord is more lulz0rs secondary school slang
>use the word faggot not as a cuss word
I mean some rural Welsh might still call the food faggots lol but supermarkets have rebranded em...
>>33809608
Wrong. If a woman touches a man’s stomach and he pulls back, it shows he’s not used to it. The skin on the abdominal area is very sensitive. If he immediately pulls back at touch it shows that he’s not used to it, and the sensitivity caused him to react
>>33809439
Post who that is then if you like him. So we can be crazy with anthonyfem.
>>33809619
>it's still fun if you are both good sports about it
Yeah I think that's the best way to deal with it
>>33809467
Hot, I can't even do that.
>>33809623
You would never want to know BV, you don't
>>33809627
Why not. Is he some sort of goblin?
>>33809610
>How was your trip with the Chinese fitty?
Fucking amazing oh my God. Like I loved China and I miss it so much and the food was amazing and I also had so much sex I got friction burn on my dick.
One of the girls I travelled with is visiting me from Monday, actually. And coincidentally, an unrelated old flame who happens to be Chinese is visiting London this week. I've been having so much sex over the past couple of months that it feels like I'm due a year long dry spell or something
>Eh was several years ago granted but had better dating experiences from apps with prettier girls than those I met IRL
I think things have genuinely worsened quite considerably, but even back in the day I didn't have great luck on dating apps. I think I just don't do well when I'm having to rely on photos. In person I seem to have way more success.
>>33809596
One of the main rave afters is held in the flat a few floors above my flat, which is so convenient that it gets a little weird desu
>>33809628
Absolutely, he even lives with cockroaches
>>33809615
NGL, I use it more as a joke, but i am one, so there's that.
>>33809628
goblins would be insulted to be lumped in with the human embodiment of fecal matter
>>33809618
Sure, it's special, but it's special the same way anything of sentimental value is special. But people keep trying to sell waiting-until-marriage by advertising honeymoon sex as being this incredible physical sensation.
>>33809630
Like a cockroach breeder? I've watched that on youtube.
>>33809438
Hot
>>33809635
He probably gets bred by them every time he goes to sleep
>>33809619
F
Same for girls, we are all over the place too, a lot of learning new things about each other, in a really short amount of time. Its always one thing leads to another sort of thing.
They removed the Russian girl wrestling video from youtube... It's over
>>33809633
Man, why can't you let femanon have this?
Are you even better than fecal matter?
Post hands mr meanie.
>>33809640
I only care if she was bottom
>>33809628
>>33809633
>>33809630
He's a multi millionaire from reacting and playing video games, stop being so jealous
gender and would you eat the cockroaches off asmongold's body?
>>33809615
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU
I am so easily entertained...
>>33809634
Didn't you ruin someone's first time?
>>33809643
You're a faggot and i hope he transmits his personal cockroach from kissing you in the mouth
>>33809643
I would love to have his job and I don't think there's any reason to hide that. Anyone who willingly watches him is someone I wouldn't want to spend time with though
>>33809626
Really? You don't get accidentally turned on?
I thought everyone had that issue.
>>33809635
no, like, his house is so filthy that he has cockroaches crawling on him when he livestreams
>>33809647
Not as far as I'm aware
>>33809439
The Hasan fangirl ITT surely doesn't like him.
>>33809642
No, she was dominating and sat on the guy's face
>>33809652
this screenshot is from 2012
>>33809653
He's thinking of JH
>>33809655
Bleh
Oh my hecking science
>>33809629
>just don't do well when I'm having to rely on photos. In person I seem to have way more success
I think I'm the opposite because my personality is rubbish
Glad you had a great trip though and been having a fun time lol
Also yeah that is pretty coincidental but handy kek
>>33809651
No. Because of the other problem I have.
And not knowing who anon is.
>>33809652
his mum was the hoarder and she passed away, he cleaned the house afterwards.
>>33809654
He saved a cockroach and let it free outside instead of electrocuting it
>>33809657
Nta but my house has never been like that and i've been basically poor, what are you even trying to defend
>>33809659
But it was a real wrestling match with coaches sitting around, that's why I'm sad
Her ass was amazing too
Women, have you ever masturbated to Hasan?
>>33809652
Ack!
Ive watched him, i never noticed the roaches everywhere. And he is a millionaire
>>33809667
He's not my type.
>>33809664
that's a shame. we should electrocute all annoying things, cockroaches, misbehaving dogs, untrained moids
>>33809665
I'm not defending him, I'm providing facts.
Also he used to be so poor he was on food stamps
>>33809666
Let me know if you find ones with cute men dominating girls
>>33809658
I think this might be the first time anyone's ever mistaken me for JH
>>33809663
his mum was hoarding mcdonalds cups on his desk? lmfao go suck his cock you clearly want to
>>33809662
Oooh, You haven't learned people you likes writing style. And OG anons know to change it up.
I see..
>>33809671
NTA but I've also been on food stamps and my place has never looked like that, even when we were 4 people living in a 1 bedroom apartment
>>33809634
To be honest I've always found that wait-for-marriage talk creepy in and of itself, I understand it is mostly directed at hormonal teenagers but a simple warning about not doing stupid shit if you can't handle the consequences is way better than glamorizing purity.
>>33809675
I've already provided context, stop bitching, he even posted pics of his home cleaned up
>>33809667
Idk who that even is.
>>33809667
Hasan is pretty mid for a Med man
>>33809671
Nta but being poor has nothing to do with keeping your place clean lol
i think we should put the shock collar on asmongold desu any time he leaves a piece of garbage somewhere we can zap him. all in favor?
>>33809682
>Hasan is pretty mid for a Med man
He's a model? Plus he's fucked over 2000 women
>>33809683
no use arguing with that guy he's just homo for asmon, it's 2025 there's nothing wrong with a man loving a man who's putting the cock in cockroach
>>33809684
Pokimane should get it first for being a simp of Hasan.
>>33809684
Don't care about Hasan but sure, i'm afraid that all that trash mutated his face though, he's so creepy and soulless looking
>>33809688
i'd let pokimane put a shock collar on me hhhhhhhhHHHHH--
>>33809667
Ew, no
>>33809690
(f btw)
State gender. Does anything make you this excited? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760487325100758.mp4
>>33809693
Based?
>>33808659
How old is she?
>>33809690
I prefer SuSu
>>33809693
I also like how she looks but that's all i know (f)
>>33809694
No
>>33809686
In America maybe, here I could literally take the subway and see 10 Hasans easy
>>33809694
F
Lol, i wish to reach his level of excitement about simple things someday.
>>33809700
Are you turkish?
>>33809701
Imagine living a floor beneath him
>>33809689
>he's so creepy and soulless looking
I agree
>>33809690
>>33809697
>>33809698
I nominate sweetanita for hottest twitch woman
>>33808659
If she cheated, shes trash
>>33809703
LoL, i did.
>>33809708
>t. Tradcuck
>>33809707
The hottest twitch femoid is an Uzbek woman who I will be gatekeeping
>>33809709
Was it bad?
>>33809702
Thank god no. And Hasan is probably a greek mutt anyway
>>33809707
The hottest twitch femoid is a German woman who I will be gatekeeping
>>33809697
>>33809707
Still prefer pokimane's looks
>>33809712
Imagining How pissed off the people on the floor beneath him must feel?
>>33809717
No, living beneath someone like him, you said you yes you lived beneath someone like him.
>>33798793
Im late to the party mate but here's my /atoga/ "karaoke" contribution https://voca.ro/13lQcnuTvsoI
>>33809687
>there's nothing wrong with a man loving a man who's putting the cock in cockroach
I think there's a lot wrong with that actually
>>33809694
Never thought I'd enjoy screamo bagpipes accompaniment leftfield music but here we are
>>33809706
The bills can't be that high...
>>33809719
Anon, don't hijack my post and be this autistic
>>33809722
lel, I'm just asking you a question, kek
>>33809719
Oh, that's not where my mind went, but I've lived beneath people before, Nothing like that guy though.
>>33809721
Lmao, you got a pretty good voice anon
>>33809725
Thanks my drilla
You wanna do karaoke too lol
I'm bored doing potwash feel free to gib requests
>>33809707
Hot bong accent. A new goth look. Big booba. Smart takes. What's there not to like?
Is it possible that the women who wear veils in the west, tend to be the ugly ones? And that they wear it, as to gain a sentiment of control over their own life? It’s like saying:
>I chose for men not to lust after me, by wearing this veil.
Like they are trying to convince themselves that it’s their own choice!
ladies if your new bf is coming over to your place for the first time youre expecting sex right?
>>33809729
They're probably religious, like the aesthetic of the veil, and or it's a tradition. Probably has nothing to do with what you are thinking anon.
Foids can you walk in high heels? If so do you like it? How often you wear them?
I look silly in twintails but i look nice in half ones like picrel, i still really like girls who look cute in twintails though
>>33809729
Is that why men wear hawaiian shirts?
>>33809737
You probs look cool in both anon
>>33809725
I'm in my metal era jk https://voca.ro/17WW2YOjfL8V
I wish this housework would do itself
>>33809744
No way, my twintails would be too thick, they look like dog ears
>>33809735
I have one pair of heels, I can walk alright but I rarely wear them
>>33809735
Yup,
Nope
Never.
>>33809735
>Footfag thinks he can call me a foid
>>33809422
Don’t want it. Living in the moment is better, I don’t need a journal to grow
>>33809750
He's persistent, kek.
>>33809731
NO.
>>33809746
>they look like dog ears
That is cute tho
How do you get rid of an ugly girl at work that's constantly trying to talk to you?
>>33809757
You're going to get raped anon
>>33809757
>>33809758
By me
>>33809750
Atoga finds "foid" offensive now? Jeez
>>33809763
Silly moid
>>33809763
They're trying to turn atoga into a gynocracy. Soon, you're only allowed to say "yes mistress" and "no mistress"
>>33809757
Tell her to leave you alone, like to her face? An if that doesn't work you tell HR. Why is she trying to talk to you if you don't like her?? Is it important for you guys to talk to each other, like is it your job or her job to listen to what the other is saying?
How do people you don't want talking to you still feel they can talk to you? This issue confuses me.
>>33809757
Don't be mean wtf
>>33809735
I get heels that are built for walking in.
Other shoes are cheap shit that will try to hurt you on purpose by cheaping out on design or material and most girls will go "C'est la vie te hee fashion hurts." I say "fuck those companies, you don't deserve my money *spit*" and take 3 hours trying on shoes in store only to be met with one brand consistently.
moids how do i get an internship?
>>33809667
No gross.
He has a weird shaped body, talk like someone that lives on cocaine, absolute narcissistic psycho. He promotes terrorism and socialism together for some reason at his $3million LA mansion. Parents are most likely corrupt ex-politicians from Turkey, hence their vast wealth. And his worst crime is torturing his dog. People say he’s the Joe Rogan of the left, but he’s actually the Charlie Kirk of the left. For some reason people like him and it’s disgusting.
>>33809768
>t. footfag talking about high heels
>>33809772
By checking the “female” box on an application
>>33809774
Sorry, mistress
Ask the opposite gender final boss
I submit. Have your way with me, foids.
sex.. with women
>>33809775
Stupid idiot moid thinks thats how DEI works
>>33809774
You are one of those normies who think footfetish and femdom are related?
>>33809782
>>33809536
>>33809783
That's not even a footfag though, that's some random pussy. You silly foid
>>33809781
it's so hot when you say that
>>33809781
>_< I’m not an indiot
>>33809772
You must fix your stomach first.
>>33809772
Get lip injections and a bbl. This seems to work wonderfully in my city.
>>33809772
You apply to lots and do the interviews/tests and hope for the best; don't get disheartened because the market is competitive
But desu it really helps to talk to your professors, seniors and peers and see what opportunities there are and what skills they're looking for. It can help if you're learning a specialism or taking a less popular class. In my villain era I got an internship at the atomic weapons department by speaking to the prof cause like only 10 people were in the class and he did research for them
>>33809772
Keep calling people, pester them if you have to
>>33809771
I just got some nice shoes that I've been looking at for a while, They're sneakes, but they need to look right and feel right. My finding those shoes took me six months. I think you did better than me at finding the right shoes for you.