Thread 33811428

How am I supposed to react when I walk into someone shitting on the toilet but they forgot to lock the door and we make eye contact?

Close the door. Pretend it never happened

>>33811702
We made eye contact...

>>33811799
Yes. Exactly. You close the door behind you, lock it, while keeping eye contact. When they stand up, you offer to wipe their ass and (ideally) lick their dick clean.

>>33811428 (OP)
Just pretend they aren't there.

>>33811877
Your sarcasm is much appreciated, but I think I liked your previous answer better is it was more appropriate.

>>33811895
Meaning go ahead and take a shit on top of them?

>>33811877
Your sarcasm is much appreciated, but I think I liked your previous answer better as it was more appropriate.

>>33811911
>sarcasm
Nothing sarcastic in what I wrote. If he looked you in the eyes it's because he wants you.

>>33811428 (OP)
Awkwardly. Its an inherently awkward situation. Dont forget to lock the door.

>>33811997
That's gay

>>33812025
>Dont forget to lock the door
don't forget to drop the soap nigga...

>>33811904
Can't be helped.

>>33811428 (OP)
That happened to me at work, except the door to the employee bathroom doesn't lock or latch. An old man who's a regular customer walked in on me. We haven't said a word to each other about it, we just wave and smile at each other as we pass.

Everyone shits, at least you're not the one who was walked in on. Maybe set up a situation where he walks in on you so it's equal.

>>33811428 (OP)
>"double check the door is locked before you sit down"
Then lock the door and close it as you step out.

>>33811428 (OP)
>How am I supposed to react when I walk into someone shitting on the toilet but they forgot to lock the door and we make eye contact?
Exquese me, but how is that an issue in your life?

>>33814100
I use public restrooms a lot. And every once in a while there's just people who don't lock the door as they go into the stall.

>>33814161
Either that, or they forgot? It just baffles me that they wouldn't make sure the door is locked before doing their business.

And these aren't even shitty flimsy door locks either. They have a very clear latch that you move on a track to secure it. It's very obvious if it's locked or unlocked.

>>33814161
>>33814182
You go like "well, I see legs, but the door may not be locked!"?

What is usually your plan once it turns out that the door is open?

Did you already unzip by that point?

>>33814200
>"well, I see legs, but the door may not be locked!"?
These were mostly handicap stalls that have the toilet deep behind door. And have lots of wiggle room between the walls, so there's no way of seeing their legs unless you bend down to your knees to look. Who does that anyway?

>>33814214
>Who does that anyway?
In a handicap toilet?
Like you haven't actually mentioned before?

>>33814182
>It just baffles me that they wouldn't make sure the door is locked before doing their business.

Shitskins are only cargo-culting being civilized. They don't have a single higher thought. I've been in a gas station restroom where a line was waiting and one stepped out without fucking flushing or washing his hands and then touched food items in the lobby. I wanted to beat him fucking senseless, but that would be a "hate crime".

I work in semi trucking, and you would be genuinely terrified for your future quality of life because all the old white truckers are dying off, and the illiterate alien immigrants that can't fucking drive safely are using trucks that are falling apart.

At this point they fucking deserve all the bad opinions of them.

>>33811702
Retard. You're supposed to leave the door open so they learn from their mistake.

>>33811428 (OP)
You use your tongue to scoop their poop :)

The correct etiquette is to give bro a high five and say: "hashtag dookie life"