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Previously on ATOGA: >>33811311

For the sad femanon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

>>33814483 (OP)
>To filter namefags and more:
>https://www.4chan-x.net/
based, already using

All these roasted, well-seasoned, in-season squash vegetables and no man to share them with..

>>33814500
You don't need to try to play me like that.

I never go to gynecologist, dentist or ophthalmologist and I'm alive and well, 27 years of age

>>33814501
No, it's true. The sugars are bursting out of them and caramelizing

Do girls understand why she went viral?

>>33814503
>I'm alive and well
So far...

>>33814506
because she's happy

>>33814503
I go to the ob at least once a year and get a full lab, but thought about going every six months just cuz. Dentist should be routine every six months with insurance and wtf is a ophthalmologist

>>33814505
Well then post them!

>>33814483 (OP)
>pic
Are moids really such hypocrits?

>>33814505
I read this and imagined giant boobies bursting from a shirt

>>33814483 (OP)
wimmin thoughts on my first few bars of the bruch violin concerto?
https://vocaroo.com/1oKCkW9iBexJ

November is gonna suck

People buy dogs and spoil them while also shocking them. Why?

>>33814522
Just remember November Rain.

>>33814517
You're too late for that, they're all gone..I'm not even equipped with the TDEE to handle all these carbs. Where were you when I needed it..
>>33814520
Thank you.

>>33814522
you're doing that "going to the strip club and sighing until someone asks you whats wrong" thing

>>33814522
Why?

>>33814522
No Nut November, huh

>>33814506
Cute
Brunette
Expressive

... Need Euro GF.

>>33814531
>Where were you when I needed it..
Here in this thread, posting my own pumkpin.

>>33814529
That's how you train them

>>33814519
u know what they say...

>>33814533
>insert vague answer trying to get you to pull more out of anon

>>33814536
She's a Brazilian who moved to the US to do modelling.

>>33814506
You’ll finna know it

>>33814532
My favourite stripper is ignoring me

>>33814537
Can you lift a pumpkin with just your fingers holding it from above with one hand..

>>33814543
maybe next time don't call her a hoe and leave without paying

>>33814538
But why would you constantly train them? You could buy them pretrained or pay for the services of a specialist instead of doing it yourself.

>>33814492
Sydney Sweeney has a face that could melt a guy's prickly defenses with a smile. If she brushed my cheek with her cheek to whisper something like "let's order some corndogs" at the fairgrounds then pulled back to look into my eyes for my reaction I'd drop into a coma out of bliss. If a video comes out of her cooing motherly over a baby, men would never stop talking about it.

>>33814529
They think dogs are like women.

>>33814522
The female gender will make sure we climax, that's for sure. We must stay strong brothers, for the war will never be won if we lose here.

>>33814539
Fun fact
H.P. Lovecraft's wife, Sonia Greene, was Jewish. She was a writer and a milliner who met Lovecraft through amateur journalism. Despite Lovecraft's well-documented racism, he married her in 1924, but they separated after two years and she continued to support him financially.

>>33814548
WOULD (still).

>>33814483 (OP)
Do guys with high bodycounts disgust girls? Similar to girls with high bodycounts disgust men

>>33814500
Sigh
Please let me cook with them I have all these cooks I want to do but nobody to cook for and no groceries

>>33814545
I should be able to do that.
The heaviest pumpkin I ever had was a 2200g hokkaido though.

>>33814546
Yeah. I’m sorry. I regretted it as soon as I did it

>>33814483 (OP)
Hey I'm the anon that called you out for your bad OP images.

I just wanted to say that I've appreciated all of your OP pics since, so thanks for listening. I really like this one.

>>33814519
Elven women are NOT for Elven men. Remember this.

>>33814554
The unbreakable bond between a schizoposter and his jewish sugar mommy...truly, we are merely reliving the same lives from generation to generation.

>>33814562
Elf Women = Snow Women.

Women, when did you realise you were built for TOG

Fuck me

>>33814483 (OP)
I need a dark elf gf

>>33814556
Yes, I'm tired of answering this question.

>>33814548

Awooga - Snow.

How to get rid of an autistic girl who texts me 24/7 talking about boring shit in her life idgaf about? She doesnt seem to mind my late and dry texting and its driving me insane. And if I reply after like 6 hours she replies to me instantly

>>33814584
Okay
*one measly, half-hearted plap*

>>33814586
He's just Femanon (You) baiting. You fell for it, sis.
Like the guy who constantly asks about women who hate fat, bald men.

>>33814506
>Do girls understand why she went viral?
She's "attractive", tetas, "slim", attention whoring irl

>>33814593
I low-key feel as if I stepped on poop

>>33814589
Pass her to me? Also you forgot to clear the name field

>>33814506
She looks like an attention whore I've seen irl

>>33814574
Lovecraft lived like a 4channer before it was cool

>>33814506
>Do girls understand why she went viral? No.

>>33814595
nah, she's just cute.
Remember Femanons, CUTE > Bimbo

>watching music videos with a female friend of mine
>she thinks Post Malone, Amine, and Lil Tecca are "cute"

I feel like our definitions of "cute" are different, women. How would you define it? I think of it as someone or something with neoteny that gives you a strong urge to protect and/or hug.

How can I not fall in love with every women my age I interact with a bit?

>>33814586
Is 4 too high? It was all with exclusive gfs who I was always faithful with.

>>33814598
She wants to be friends anon

>>33814556
>Do guys with high bodycounts disgust girls?
Yes.

I am still horny and boyfriend less but I’m not ovualting so men won’t think I smell good

>>33814604
NAG. Women consider "cute" an insult, don't they?

>>33814608
Tf does that even mean???
Just tell me how to get rid of her without hurting her feelings

>>33814589
Now you know not to give your phone number to people who you don't like or want to be friends with. You give them a social media that you barely use

>>33814603
Suree

>>33814613
NTA
Stop being a little bitch and just end it

>>33814613
It's easy.
I find our conversations boring and I don't fee like talking. Please stop for awhile, and I'm really busy with work/gaming, whatever.
Thank you.

>>33814613
>Certified Female
Where's the proof, faggot?

Men and women should drink beer together that's a little more fruity around 11 AM every day. This would help society. Do the genders agree?

>>33814605
You shouldn't feel that way about every one you interact with

>>33814607
>>33814589
Stop being so autistic.

>>33814608
kek

>>33814615
NTA
You know it, bae (and all Euro Femanons).

>>33814589
If she's autistic, why would you expect her to understand hints and social nuance?

>>33814626
Fuck off

>>33814622
F I don't really like beer but sure

>>33814611

I don't think so. At least, not the way she was saying it. It was absolutely a compliment.

>>33814622
M. No. I hate beer.

>>33814623
But how do I stop it?

>>33814616
>>33814618
I dont want to hurt her
I need the convo to fizzle out on its own but she replies instantly with 5 texts. Like rn I havent replied to her in like 9 hours and she sent another "hru" text

>>33814613
>>33814618
No don't be mean! I want an autistic girl to send me all her mundane thoughts, I WOULD TREASURE

>>33814604
Cute is more of a style thing for me. The girl in >>33814506 is not cute.

>>33814613
>Certified Female
so you're implying the other femanons are fakes then

>>33814635
Grow a pair of fucking testicles for once in your life

>>33814622
No.

>>33814627
Yes anon thats the main problem
She doesnt get that Im not interested

>>33814622
Yes.

>>33814641
well, excuseeeeeee ME, Princess!

>>33814641
I think she's cute.

>>33814622
Sounds good. Help everyone who's a little more chill to chill out while the sun is out and the haters get left out

>>33814648
You are excused, squire

>>33814635
>I dont want to hurt her
(NTA) Well, tough.
>I need the convo to fizzle out on its own
Again, tough. It won't. It is in the nature of autism that autistic people don't get hints. Plus, she's probably desperate for someone to talk to. If you want her to stop talking to you, you're going to have to tell her you don't want her to talk to you any more. Nothing else is going to get through.

>>33814633
Find one special someone in your life and have remorse and think about how sad and hurt they would be if (rando) was someone you became ennamored with. Empathy. Compassion.

I dunno, I use negative thought.
(rando) wouldn't want to be with me bc im fat and lazy. so i will never ask them to stay, or if I do - im rejected and right back to the beginning.

>>33814634
Kek

>>33814651
She is.
Femcels are just toxic without their coffee/tea ATM.

>>33814636
you and me both

>>33814636
She's sweet but very fucking annoying anon, you wouldnt get it
>>33814654
Then my fate is sealed then. I will be stuck with her until she gets bored, if she ever will

My name is stupid idiot and i have big articulate hands and enjoy making bread and putting olive oil on it. I'm looking for a serios relationship and too make friends with all the cats and dogs. Women, what are my chances?

>>33814483 (OP)
Elves are foidcoded
Dwarves are moidcoded

>>33814671
Orcs are Moids.

and fuck your boyfriend bitch I want some ass tonight

>>33814659
You asked what femanons consider cute. I don't think she's cute, she has a more modern and mainstream look that I wouldn't call "cute"

>>33814641
>not cute
wrong

>>33814673
Orcs are the evil moids specifically

>>33814674
you wont be over tomorrow.

>>33814669
quirk chungus detected

>>33814679
That's most moids

>>33814676
Otay.

>>33814656
>Find one special someone in your life
Impossible
>negative thought
I do that too but that takes time to work on me. Like 3-5 days and after that I no longer want to interact with the woman in question

>finasteride tied to depression
Balding moids on suicide watch????

>>33814628
Ovulating?

>>33814676
Alright.
What's your cuteness power-level RN?

>>33814699
Their own fault for choosing to go bald.

>>33814635
Why don’t you mute the conversation or put your phone in do not disturb? Or, just tell her you aren’t feeling up to talking, nothing personal, but you’d like to be alone?

PSA to Quirk Chungus out there
You're not lesbian you've just consumed a diet of internet media curated by rejects you would mog irl. Put down the phone for six months and hang out at the beach and see if you actually chase the women and not the men

>>33814701
This is why you got bullied

>>33814699
The process of norwoording is tied with depression but nobody wants to talk about it because being permasingle as a side effect of women considering you ugly is not socially acceptable. It HAS to be your fault in some other way.

>>33814610
Plap?

>>33814687
NotAllMoids

>>33814712
there are no lesbians itt

I abandon thee, straight women!

From now on, my dick belongs only to the bisexual baddies!

>>33814717
Slight balding is not a deal breaker for me, we all know our husbands will eventually look like that anyway

>>33814723
f
ate pussy one for my boyfriend, wasnt a fan

>>33814724
You wanna double the chance of getting cheated and cucked?

>>33814699
Isn’t that the one that fucks with testosterone levels? Seems riskier than rogaine for that alone.

>>33814726
you're a babe

>>33814726
H-HOT!

>>33814724
Theatre kids should be quarantined from society

>>33814610
Sex pheromones don't exist within humans.

>>33814724
Bisexuality isn't real. Those girls are just whores.

>>33814726
Were you jelly that the other Woman was "interacting" with your BF?

>>33814725
The depressed ones have the horse shoe thing and if they let their hair grow then it looks like they're pushing 60, probably. Can't say I relate, I've never been depressed at all due to being ugly.

My SO is away on vacation for 2 weeks quick atoga how do I die of natural causes before they get back so they can never get over me

>>33814715
You want to get bullied too? Teased until you can't take it anymore?

>>33814735
No, my boyfriend watched and her and her man did things. I wasn't into the scenario, but did it for him.

>>33814738
No man I want you to stop being a weird autistic fuck

>>33814737
>they
You have nobody.

>>33814735
I would be jelly of anyone interacting secually w my man

Women, do you believe in second chances?

>>33814746
Yea

>>33814712
I don't chase female relationships because I don't know who is taking birthcontrol that makes them be crazy at me or not. (This has happened twice) So essentially I have to do a friends to lovers route when women are mean to me for looking nice.
I'm nolonger chasing men either.

>>33814746
Depends on how bad you fucked up

>>33814742
Oh you are so easy to get riled up. hehe

>>33814733
Technically, about 99% of people are bisexual. We can simply choose which gender we want to have sex with. Most people just don't choose degeneracy.

>>33814746
I believe in three strikes.
Some singular actions may cause multiple strikes at once.

Either gender, what kinds of situations in daily life make you anxious? Are you able to deal with that anxiety

>>33814753
Charlie gets all the chances ;)

>>33814750
I’m a man. Kill yourself freak, you flirt like you think you’re in an anime, and you act like emotions aren’t valid. Good luck chasing little girls

>>33814737
oh okok, uuh, apparently it's a thing that people trip over their open dishwasher and get impaled by the knives in the cutlery basket! you could try that

>>33814755
M
I hate talking over the phone (with non-family/friends). I dread it so much, especially when I have to call in (like to talk to a bank rep., etc).

NEED my dick sucked by a girl who's sitting on another girl's face. I need it BAD.

wow. /atoga/ would not believe what i have discovered! a novel theory of universal computation. foids, am i finally worthy of your love?

NEED a cute girl that I like and she likes me back to take a walk with me while holding my hand.

>>33814763
Computate my balls nigga

Need to make a million dollars and disappear into the woods and never see another human being ever again

>>33814763
explain to me like I'm five because mentally, I am

I have a date coming up next week. I'm excited, but the thought just occurred to me today; my teeth are fucking terrible. They're so yellow.
I've used whitestrips before but they don't work. Years of barely brushing them and drinking copious amounts of soda have dirtied them up bad.
Tips on peroxiding them? I've heard the best way is to do them one by one with a q-tip

>>33814766
freak
>>33814769
now we're talking
>>33814771
use a little brush (just a cheap one for children's watercolors or so), you get into the cracks better than with a qtip

>>33814758
Damn so feisty!

>>33814562
We aren't one person, but thanks

>>33814771
I won't help you because of that fucked up image you used.

Chart says if I want to self harm I’m supposed to put lotion on my skin. Seems stupid but I’ll try it

>>33814732
Not pheromones just smell

Ghislaine

>>33814757
I haven't started the clock on him

>>33814782
self harming is some of the most retarded things to possibly do
go get some hot sauce or so you cringe lord

>>33814783
Stinky femcel...

>>33814774
>freak
Women unironically think like this unless you're Chad.

>>33814789
I like when you call me royal titles :3
Yeah, you’re right. I just read some DBT chart that says to do the inverse of your emotional urges when they’re bad

Kek imagine making a reddit thread about your small dick and then a female journalist posts it for clicks on a news site
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13962353/man-two-inch-small-penis-sex-reddit-ask-anything.html

>>33814783
And you think we can smell your pussyballs bursting with hormones?

>>33814679
Evil foids would probably be dryads I guess.

>>33814755
F
Delivery drivers. Idk why but I’m anxious they’ll run into each other and judge me for ordering so much stuff.

>>33814793
>do the inverse of your emotional urges when they’re bad
oh yeah, I bet that works so well
put a rubber band around your wrist and snap it lil emo

I'm going to watch a video on why there is a 41h long Final Fantasy 10 speedrun.

>>33814790
Stop
>>33814795
No I read in a book that women who are ovulating smell better to men
Or maybe men smelled better to the women when ovulating

>>33814798
Yes my lady, how many you want

>>33814800
If I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you several times a day, regardless of if you are in ovu or not.

>>33814797
Unless you a smolie, I doubt they care.

>>33814801
you know what, put it on your dick and snap that instead

>>33814780
I can delete the image if you'd like. I have to use an attention grabbing image or else everybody would just scroll past the post

>>33814807
Will you add me back if I do it

>>33814796
Depressed dryad nightmare foid

>>33814810
that sounds like an extremely terrible idea, even worse than putting lotion on your skin when you want to self harm

>>33814803
That’s so hot I wish it were true

>>33814813
Terrible for who?

>>33814815
everyone involved, even the poor feds that have to read the conversation

My new favorite AIslop
https://youtu.be/-xy4dP0UP0E
What's yours, /atoga/?

>>33814771
The advice you're going to get from doctors is that you either do the hard work and clean your teeth more regularly like twice a day, including flossing, and do hydrogen peroxide gel kits intermittently, and drink water between meals. Or they can do it for you at a high cost.
Nothing is going to happen overnight, it will be like working out.

>>33814814
Why would it not be true?
At this point I don't know how often I already posted in this thread how sex two times a day is a good minimum.
What's your expectation?

>>33814816
I understand. It’s no winning either way. I’m sorry that I disappeared like that and for being so fucking emotionally unstable. I wish I didn’t do it.

did you fuckers know that captcha is an acronym for completely automated public turing test to tell computers and humans apart?
lol
it should be spelled capttttcaha

>>33814822
No one has been attracted enough to me to do that

Atoganons, do you think you have "let yourself go"? What are some things you could do to better take care of yourself today?

>>33814822
f
i agree and go weeks without it because my advances are often turned down

which lucky atoga moid is getting pregnant first

>>33814828
Yeah, I let myself go for a long time. Doing a bit better now, one step at a time. I could actually eat food, for starters

>>33814828
M
Yes... ever since becoming a NEET, for sure.
My belly, and chubby face.
Used to have crazy fast metabolism, but that's slowed.
Also, need to sleep BETTER (not more).

>>33814824
it probably was for the best

>>33814827
Well that's not something I can say much about, since I don't know you as a person.
And you are probably not interested in getting an anon that is too old for you anyway.

>>33814829
If sex has a high value for you, then maybe look for somebody better fitting. I know I would not be interesting in what would just be friendship with handholding...

Should I order food or go out with my thinkpad like a nerd?

>>33814796
>Evil foids
Dryads are more neutral, but sirens or harpies work fine as an evil female species

>>33814835
you still did not explain it to me like I am five dumb nerd
no food for you

>>33814833
No it wasn’t. I’m sorry for tearing you apart like this. You’re the one I love, and I’m sick and tired of hurting the people I love because I’m too fucking cowardly to handle my own emotions

>>33814819
>liking and continuing to promote AIslop
Ew. Not even the robits like you.

>>33814837
but I am hungry and when I try to do things hungry I get stressed and then it gets hard to breath

>>33814794
>lifted the lid on his 'rough dating life' on Reddit
Of course she's going to open with the sarcastic journo quotes.
>he had been turned down by several women when they saw his micro penis after luring them into bed
Man has a small penis, women most affected.
>Due to not being able to fully provide while having sex
Provide what?

Why are women journalists so universally insufferable?

>>33814830
Me

>>33814843
well, I get stressed when you don't answer my questions so have a taste of your own medicine

>>33814846
what is the question again?

>>33814838
Whoever it is that you long for, I am sure they wouldn't want you to hurt yourself, right?

>>33814832
>need to sleep BETTER (not more)
Oof, I felt that
>>33814828
F, go outside more, both for exercise and socialising

>>33814819
https://voca.ro/1kf2EtDy55bt

I like Blasphemous music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRhqGLIxTY

>>33814848
No, they wouldn’t.

>>33814847
):<

>>33814844
You clicked

POV: RIZZ GONE WRONG (GONE SEXUAL?)

>>33814854
Sorry. I am tired

>>33814855
Yeah what we should do is boycott "articles" written by women.

Hard, relentless intercourse.

>>33814858
>tired
>hungry
you would make a bad dog mom

>>33814839
Your boyfriend doesn't seem to mind
>>33814850

>>33814862
I only really mistreat myself

Sweet, tender lovemaking

>>33814857
subtle foreshadowing

>>33814862
>dog mom

>>33814860
Is there a mortal combat fatality? Do you shoot nut out that super blast like sub-zero? or is it more of a dagger dance body slam? Backbend?

>>33814769
That shit is free, just go

Moids, your goal is to make me laugh.
Annnnnnd go.

>>33814864
what is it with all the selfharmcels itt
>>33814869
yes thank you for repeating my joke, I know it was so awesome and creative

>>33814875
they don't have coke zero its over

>>33814870
>fatality
Hopefully not, because we need to keep going and going and going day after day.
It's more like a tight, steamy embrace that can't be broken, as my goal is clear and my hips work like a hammer.

>>33814876
ah shit that means it's suicide time

>>33814874
Did you know Diarrhea is heredity?
Yeah, it runs in your jeans.

>>33814874
how do you get a nun pregnant?

>going back to university in your late 20s
this is a humiliation ritual of biblical proportions

>>33814878
IT'S SUICIDIN' TIME

>>33814874
Go to Tinder, whore.

>>33814882
yeah, as soon as I was done college in my 24s, I was like "FUCK THIS! NEVER AGAIN!". I'd rather work as a chain-gang and dig ditches/trenches.

>>33814500
Just eat em, ho. I cook my own in-season squash vegetables and I ain't waiting for no damn woman to eat em.

How do you know if it's attachment style or there's actual chemistry there? Conversely how do you know if it's attachment style or they're uninterested?

>>33814881
how

>>33814882
It's really not unless you're American

>>33814890
I don't understand the question

>>33814891
YOU FUCK HER RAW AHAHAHAHAH

>>33814878
I ordered so no suicide by hunger at least

>>33814893
>unless you're American
thats the issue unfortunately

>>33814890
>if it's attachment style or they're uninterested?
Doesn't matter in the end.
Whether avoidant or uninterested, you won't have a healthy relationship with them. So just drop them.

>>33814895
1. How do you tell if you actually have chemistry with someone and/or you actually like someone or if it's because you have an insecure attachment style?

2. How do you tell if someone is uninterested (and trying to let you down gently) or if it's because they have an insecure attachment style?

>>33814874
Bitch lasagne

>>33814885
? that is not my thing

>>33814902
artificially extending your suffering and for what?

>>33814874
Women are respectable.

>>33814890
You don’t have to beat around the bush to say you’re dealing with an avoidant. Just dump the bitch already, you aren’t coming out of this winning. You either cut your losses now or compound them later. Your choice really

>>33814909

Hi.

>>33814904
Well it's not like you have to socialise with all the zoomies

>>33814874
I'll wash the dishes

>>33814905
Well I'm also asking for myself because I think I have trouble with it too. But adding to your original point, I think I'd feel better knowing they're acting weird because they've issues. If they're actually uninterested then I'm gonna feel real cringe about coming onto them considering we share mutual friends.

>>33814911
Because I have class today

No

>>33814920
ugh
*scoff

>>33814919
There is no clear and easy way if others are involved.

>>33814548
Have you heard of Ana de Armas?

>>33814922
ye, im a losaer

>>33814921
yes

>>33814865
Maybe someday

>>33814926
No more

>>33814928
you keep starting it

>>33814925
i am growing to really not like you.

Men, tips on getting out of the little sister zone that don't involve making the guy jealous? I accidentally did that once and it really didn't go well

>>33814930
:/

>>33814925
do you have ANY good qualities?

>>33814929
That’s not what I mean

>>33814882
I went back when I was 30. Everyone was nice to me and I had fun taking part in campus community. And I wasn't the only older guy there.

>>33814932
>little sister zone
Non-Chads don't know what that is. You're just not hot enough for him, dumb foid.

>>33814932
have a glowup

>>33814932
Sux his dick

>>33814874
Do you want to hear about my favorite ancient city?

Eh, never mind, I’d just Babylon.

>>33814913
I'm mostly asking because I'd rather they're acting weird cos they have issues than they're acting weird because I completely misread the situation and made them uncomfortable by hitting on them.

>>33814923
I don't think our friends care but I don't want to add another cringe memory to the repository. Also then I could avoid similar situations in the future.

Decided to practice my swordplay instead

>>33814932
Same thing we tell every guy looking to get out of the friend zone. Cut contact and move on.

>>33814940
I guess I could try that
>>33814948
It's a bit hard to avoid him without cutting off several other people

>>33814934
yes, I am creative, I am not judgy, phisically healthy. I should have a better answer for that

I need him so badly just his hands on me

>>33814946
You’re just trying to make a falchion statement

>>33814832
>>33814849
Uuuh, so, how does one sleep better?

>>33814946
is that code for jerking off?

Padme still let Anakin hit after he admitted to massacring women and children.

>>33814962
No, using these training swords

>>33814910
Go get entertained.

>>33814961
Strict adherence to sleep schedule, and setting sensible times frames.
Keeping the room as cool as possible.
Mattress and Pillow type is very key.

But I'm too lazy to do all the research and testing for the perfect mattress/pillow(s).

>>33814966
That's the only reason why she let him do it

>>33814961
No screentime before bed. And personally I sleep a lot better if I leave the window slightly open (fresh air + cool temperature)

>>33814967
I didn't know swords have strings on them

>>33814966
Problem?

>>33814976
They’re gay little training swords, yeah. I plan to buy a few real ones when I have money

>>33814966
Art imitates life. That's how women are.

Would you date a girl who gets anxious poops

>>33814980
Eh, sure why not.

>>33814863
That's my ex. Are you jealous or something?

>>33814980
I like my women like my cotton-candy:
Small, Pink and Joyful.

What's your favorite pickled pickle?

>>33814980
I don't want you to shit your plants while I play with and grope you.

>>33814954
...that would be positive attributes in a relationship?

Sell me on WHY you should be my moid.

>>33814983
kek
chad is everyones ex iit.

Is it a rizz strat to claim to be bisexual lovers with your best bro and then use it as an in to double team alt/goth girls?

My dick has started to hurt

Hybristophilic women are so cute the way they just give into their foid chimp brains. The idea of my girl getting wet from me killing other men is kinda hot ngl.

>>33814994
You kind of are bisexual if you have sex while another guy is there...

>>33814980
I get them too, we can get anxious poops together <3

Romantic dinner dates
Candle lit, dark room, round table - hows that sounds nons?

Not really something you want to do for a wife who never puts out or shows interest?

>>33814890
You decide what behaviors to accept as your boundaries.

tfw so triggered by myself I’m cleaning my fridge out completely

>>33814997
>Hybristophilic

>>33814994
Actually hot.

>>33815000
>nons
Fuck off.

>>33814998
duh

>>33814993
Who's chad this time? Are you gonna put on the chad mask?

>>33815006
like i dont know deets?
do not want you any more. do not want to share you,

>>33814980
Hot girl tummy problems?

>>33814983
But he prefers AIslop to you now

>>33815008
kek
chadette

>>33814990
I have no idea how to answer that

>>33814966
To be fair, the sand people are barely above animals, they’re psychotically violent and shot at him as a child, and they did just rape his mother to death

>>33815011
always has, duh. you just didnt know, duh. or at least he thinks you didnt know, duh.

>>33814890
Truth is, You just need your fill, Your attachment is because you don't have new riveting conversation, once you get your fill, it will die down, and your interest will fizzle away.
You're attached because life and most of the conversations you have are boring.

>>33815000
What?

>>33815000
That sounds like something to do regularly and have alone time to converse as adults and sexual beings in order to know that you love each other and want to continue the relationship.
And not just a begrudged chore you think is going to automatically earn you good boy points towards female prizes like nudes or sex.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUmdWdEgHgk
Oh this song is just pulling at my heart strings right now...

>>33815018
you do not know loyalty.
you do know attachment.
you know what we call them? them is called parasites. change my mind

I’m so horny that I got a migraine

>>33815022
pretty

Why are women like this?

My gf's friend accused me of grooming her (presumably because I'm 6 years older) and now I'm paranoid I did without realising it. What does grooming actually look like?

>>33815020
It sounds like effort.
Effort goes both ways, but not usually ever about sex. But in showing intellectual interest, joint crafts or projects, going places, experiences.

>>33814966
Padme probably wet to the thought
Like most women

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33815030
I mean, look at this twink fruit looking creature with his botox lips

FUCK
Freaking kill myself

>>33815000
>provide bad sex
>partner dries up
>how can i fix this... i know, i'll also dry her romantic feelings towards me
>maybe make her resent me by not doing chores either
Why do men always create these retarded problems and then triple down

>>33815030
It's just edgy Femcels talking shit.
And gay-tards.

>>33815038
Nooo, you still have so many hentai to jerk off to!

>>33814932
>it really didn't go well
what happened

>>33815028
>>33815038

Do't DEW IT!@!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRJmaLBqIrk

>>33815037
Hot

>>33815025
Why would i?
You are set in your ways and im never going to met you absolving us both from ever having to do anything ever.

I just want a husband who likes to hold me

I just want to get the absolute shit beaten out of me

>>33815048
I’ll hold you
Down while I burp in your face

>>33815046
why are you gay?

Incel moids: you have a woman at your disposal for a week. You can do anything you want with her. What 'activities' would you put her to?

>>33815048
Stop rejecting the bald short guy then

>>33815048
Are you holdable?

>>33815030
Just use the actual line from the movie. Belle ask him to grow out his beard at the end.

>>33815049
I’ll beat you
In a contest to see who can burp more times in a minute without puking

>>33815052
we would play deadlock, login

>>33815049
saneposting

>>33815049
This is trash, and whoever put it in your head as "funny" or cute, is also trash

>>33815061
She doesn't mean it that way.

>>33815048
I'll hold you tight that it's practically bondage

>>33815062
>she

>>33815048
dont we all.

>>33815053
im not at literally tell him that constantly. he doesnt want me.

>>33815031
>What does grooming actually look like?
It looks exactly like flirting and being friendly, except that the person you're flirting with is underage while you're doing it.

>>33815063
Hate BDSM play, more power to the dumb asses who find this trash "fun"

>>33815060
There is literally no catharsis

>>33814996
>My dick has started to hurt
Amputate it while there's still time.

Should I buy this shirt?

>>33815066
But thats how my grandpa met meemaw

>>33815071
ye, i like it

>>33815066
And that is why i'm blatant with children. A lot of "Don't do that" and "Don't pretend to know what you are talking about's"

>>33814770
every computer program you see is part of one larger program, including that one. God seems to be quite meticulous!

>>33815044
A different guy friend hugged me in front of him and he seemed pretty pissed about it. Not really serious but I still felt bad, especially because it wasn't fair to my other friend

>>33815071
fa sho

>>33814932
>tips on getting out of the little sister zone
Dress sexy.

>>33815075
I'm kind of afraid of being too old to wear it (over 30).

>>33815078
nothing like hearing random girls text your bfs phone at all hours of the night.

>>33815052
>Incel moids: you have a woman at your disposal for a week. You can do anything you want with her. What 'activities' would you put her to?
Make her paint my house.

>>33815052
I'd make her watch The Greatest Story Never Told while we cuddle

>>33815077
aha

awesome.
great time visiting atoga today.
until never, fuck off and goodnight.

>>33815088
i didn't say she's white & blonde :p

>>33815084
what do 30 year olds wear?

>>33815092
No worries, I will go ahead and make other plans too.

>>33815091
what happened babes

>>33815093
thick hoodies to hide their belly

>>33815091
Nigga, your name is milkers

Gently massaging femanon's whole body until she melts into a puddle.

>>33815052
She's put in charge of my Hinge profile and has to get me a date with a 5/10+ woman before day 7

>>33815078
lol wtf, did the angry guy want a hug too?

>>33815084
Do whatever you want, mon!

>>33815085
I mean if he's gonna give me dirty looks every time another guy gets close to me he might as well just ask me out?

>>33815098
AND I AM UTTERLY DELICIOUS WITH TWO HANDS FOR THE MILKING !!!

>>33815066
But she was a few months off 21 when I met her...

>>33815099
Where can I sign up for this?

Okay, it’s fine

>>33815095
>other plans
Put her in a closed room, or chamber, and then open the gas pipe?

>>33815104
ugh, no
*scoff

>>33815100
>and has to
Or else?

>>33815109
I refuse to believe you're not male, so I suggest a San Francisco bathhouse.

>>33815105
You mean udder-ly

>>33815106
gross, im literally done.

>>33815112
Why :(

>>33815115
I am a lady, with bio lady parts.
build like a scrawny marilyn with the face of a squirl.

>>33815101
I'd hug him if he asked

I'm horny!

>>33815120
that is probably a very kind thing that they would accept as a heartfelt gesture in a troubling time. especially if they have an autistic tendency to not want to be touched but have physical touch as a love language.

>>33815119
Holy fucking PLAP

>>33815093
Well, less "edgy" stuff.
I got some shirts and pants, shorts, a suit, but nothing like that.

>>33815119
>scrawny marilyn with the face of a squirl
So just pale and skinny?

I, too, wish I had a Snow GF.

>>33815120
yeah I hug a lot of my f friends, if he wanted to hug you he should just fucking do it instead of complain or get angry

>>33815126
>autistic tendency to not want to be touched but have physical touch as a love language
Literally me

>>33815132
she's cuban

>>33815134
same

>>33815119
i bet you have cankles, fattie

i need man hands on me.
like all over me. pwease turn me into a puddle, asap.. like.. yesterday.

I think I am getting this one instead.

>>33815144
Cats can turn light into the American flag?

>>33815142
>like.. yesterday.
But you chickened out yesterday.

>>33815145
thats the armenian flag..

>>33815149
No that's very clearly the Germanic pride flag.

>>33815145
I'll buy you a pumpkin spice latte and look at you angrily.

>>33815142
you need dick

>>33815152
>look at you angrily.
That will be enough for me.

>>33815144
now thats what I call reddit

>>33815106
Is trash

>>33815145
>>33815149
That's the wiphala flag

>>33814483 (OP)
m or f
what does a good man do to a misbehaving woman?

>>33815147
? It was a figure of speach and obv not who you thought I was. Now I know you seem (them) everyday.

>>33815160
Command and conquer.

>>33815153
not wrong

>>33815032
>Effort goes both ways
Such an effective leadership quality.

>>33815144
Nothing to do here.png

>>33815160
Im bratty af and I barely was lightly spanked once. hmpf, will never know.

>>33815160
I don't take orders from unworthy moids

>>33815167
I actually need less space.

>>33815156
Good.

>>33815160
Plap them until pregnancy

>>33815163
Tiberian... SON!

It’s over

>>33815167
go away. you have the whole social butthole to explore. you CHOOSE to be here

>>33815174
Isn't that what I said yesterday and today?

>>33815160
dick

I've seen a photo of my grandpa when he was 17 and he was so hot fr fr
Why can't moids be like this today?

>>33815178
Now you are just posting AIslop.

Gender
Can you read and write in cursive?

>>33815177
Dunno. I think I have a hand on my mania now

>>33815187
Is that what you call your dick?

>>33815185
M
Yes/yes
I'm a grown up. I DON'T write in cursive, but I also went to school and completed the 2nd and 3rd grade.

>>33815182
AI is in the middle of my name.
helllllllo

>>33815188
Nah, it doesn’t have a name

>>33815188
*weiner

>>33815192
He was kinda whiny, yeah.

Art deco was the best style in the history of architecture and then moids decided that now they will build big ass glass skyscrapers, as big as the dick they would like to have and now modern architecture looks like shit and it's their fault

>>33815190
Hi Laina.

>>33815194
Fuck off

>>33815195
Some "architect" is filling my neighbourhood with dull grey boxes, they're so fucking ugly it's depressing

Women, how hard is to kiss if we are dating?

>>33815203
You could have this instead

>>33815198
Hello moids - anyone looking to get stepped on today? I wore my mommy dommy boots

>>33815208
lmao no I can't take "dominant" women serious.

>>33815203
those some gliiiiiii(tter) on that bish

>>33815204
Once you're dating, its not hard at all.

>>33815190
shouldn't you be in jail rn ghislaine?

>>33815204
I want you to kiss me as soon as you see me everytime, if we date.

It’s actually over huh

>>33815195
What about Italian futurism?

>>33815211
goddamn.
sooo i have been a cunt all day for funsies? damn. well, what an aggression reliever.

>>33815218
Looks too over the top but still better than the shit they build today

>>33815215
who?

>>33815221
I have been here all day, but don't remember any cunt, except for the retarded namefag war.

>>33815218
Nta that looks awesome. I'm also a big fan of mid century modern

>>33815195
meh, I'm more of a Gaudi guy

>>33815185
M. I can read my own cursive. Some times. Not sure anyone else can though.

>>33815229
I plan to visit a Gaudi museum this month.

>>33815185
M. Read yes, write no.

>>33815185
Yes. Might need a refresher in writing tho. Hand sometimes doesn't cooperate.

Nowhere to go but forwards

>>33815253
The darker the night the nearer the dawn

>>33815253
Nah, there's also down. Things can always be worse.

>>33815160
Okay now I wanna go on tumblr and read brat taming fics

>>33815258
Soon
>>33815259
Not for me, I’ve already been to the lowest (I hope)

>>33815253
Hell yeah

>>33815266
Your hope is wrong.

>>33815259
>Observers current political clusterfuck
The acracy of there's also a down

>>33815266
>I’ve already been to the lowest
Homeless and abused?

>>33815275
Not on the streets, but yeah

>>33815217
It never started in the first place

im cooked, huh?

>>33815295
Are you?

>>33815295
And fried.
And skinned.
And marinated.
But not yet eaten.

>>33815283
But homeless before?

Reminder that your husband will cheat on you the moment you get seriously sick

>>33815302
thats what i am asking.

>>33815295
Rare, medium rare, or well done?

>>33815310
No, you’re not cooked, you’re beautiful

>>33815316
not me

>>33815308
So don't get sick? What is the issue?

>>33815217
It's been posted for years now

>>33815308
I already hate moids, no need to convince me

>>33815317
Only you

>>33815185
M
No. But my handwriting is sloppy that people thought I wrote in cursive.

>>33815316
please dont lie to me.
my heart is hurting. sorry for blowing up the thread today.

>>33815321
You can't be too warned. Marrying a moid is getting cucked by default

>>33815160
Nothing not previously discussed as consentual.

>>33815327
We all make mistakes. Don’t forget your beauty

>>33815329
So what got you cooking then?

Gender
What should I cook for dinner tonight? My paycheck came in.

>>33815308
So you're saying I should put him in a chastity cage?

>>33815338
Femanon.

>>33815160
F
Reads like narcissistic, munchhausen trash

>>33815106
>But she was a few months off 21 when I met her...
Then by definition, it's not grooming.

I can’t tell if my dad is a narcissist or just autistic. One day I will scream back at him.

>be obsessed with sex
>spend decades consuming sex videos obsessively
>become an expert and a connoisseur, know every position and technique
>top #1 goal in life is to have sex
>sex is so important that you consider suicide if you can't have it
>finally get laid
>be TERRIBLE at sex
How does this happen? Why is it so common in men?

>>33815223
jailed for being a pedo and helping other wealthy people be pedos too

I'm going to get a bf so I can stop rejecting moids

>>33815342
I don't have the rizz to cook a femanon

>>33815355
sex vs intimacy

>>33815355
>>be obsessed with baseball
>>spend decades consuming baseball videos obsessively
>>become an expert and a connoisseur, know every position and technique
>>top #1 goal in life is to have baseball
>>baseball is so important that you consider suicide if you can't have it
>>finally get baseball
>>be TERRIBLE at baseball

Watching stuff is no substitute for practice.
Its why that kid at my gym shadowboxing the mirror for 3 hours a day in jeans would get dusted by a woman with 6 months of training

>>33815357
She did nothing wrong

>>33815360
Will you stop annoying vague posting and baiting replies?
Because it's getting really grating.

I want a gf who looks like straight out of egon schiele painting. I want her weird and unique

>>33815355
>How does this happen?
If by "sex videos" you mean porn, this is a bit like trying to learn to drive by watching movie car chases - there's simply no connection to anything that happens in the real world.

Also, an awful lot of good sex is about psychology and communication. You don't learn that from porn.

>Why is it so common in men?
Men are idiots.

>>33815365
It's my first time mentioning a bf, retard

>>33815360
>I'm going to get a bf so I can stop rejecting moids
Surely you'll have to *start* rejecting them once you have a bf...?

>>33815368
Oh so you are just like all the others then.

why do women uphold gender norms more than any man in the dating world

>>33815368
CALLED IT

>>33815360
where do i send in my application?

>>33815370
It would be easier and more skippable
>>33815372
I'm just feeling annoyed and tired, why do you give attention to foids?

>>33815363
>Its why that kid at my gym shadowboxing the mirror for 3 hours a day in jeans would get dusted by a woman with 6 months of training
You're retarded. The strength of an average man is still above anything a female does. Have you never hit a female before?

>>33815380
Because deep down all men are simps that want to love women, and this conflicts with the chud-tier opinions.

>>33815195
art deco do be hittin

>>33815382
Uhhh no, I have not.

>>33815378
What are you talking about

>>33815363
thay kid would probably win, actually.

Do men love women too much or not enough?

>>33815382
>>33815402
Hes dyel

Do anons really put the effort to type "." at the end of their posts or is it automatic?

>>33815406
men hate women

>>33815406
Her boobs would look bigger if the dress was white

Imagine being chained up in femanon's basement and she occasionally comes down to inject you with sedatives and drugs.

>>33815406
Not enough. Most men don’t see women as humans

never posting here again.

>>33815352
They can be both at the same time.
Autism doesn't excuse narcissism.

>>33815352
Also, it's way more satisfying to throw them off their groove autism wise than narcissism wise. Because through that they begin to learn how fragile their ego is.

>>33815420
What triggered the melty?

>>33815419
Women don't see men as humans either so it's fair

>>33815406
Some don't love them enough, some love them too much, some love them perfectly fine. The first is probably the most common throughout the world. In the west, they'll love them more

Are men capable of hating men?

>>33815431
Yes, quite easily

>>33815420
But I love your posts

>>33815427
They got fucked by Chad and they're leaving

>>33815406
Too much. If all men were colder towards women, women would be better

>>33815431
>all men
they got mental issues
>some men
yeah easily

>>33815431
I hate myself like you wouldnt believe

>>33815438
Trvke. Foids don't respect men if they're not scared of the consequences.

I don't think this thread has had a single intelligent question for the opposite gender.

>>33815406
I love those awooga

>>33814483 (OP)
>female friend venting to me again
> casually mentions she took her bf 's virginity (they don't even really like each other that much)
>Instant depression
>Feel inferior, sad, inexperienced, far behind, etc.

I think one day someone's gonna say the wrong thing and I'm gonna kms. I'm not suicidal now but if my depression doesn't go away I might one day, IDK. Shit like this just reminds me I'm a worthless roach compared to literally everyone else and I'm not worthy of love I wish I could flip a switch and have a do-over on life so I can make sure I develop into someone people like and care about. I'm sorry for not measuring up to anyone or anything

I really like women who smoke. It's very hot.

>>33815417
giwtwm

>>33815448
What's the current thread quality score, critic anon?

>>33815451
I don't like the smell and the effect is has on their teef. You could probably taste it after kissing them, too

>>33815451
dude shut up, wholesome chicks hate that shit. Stop posing

>>33815446
>Scared
Silly moid, but maybe one day you'll get it

>>33815453
I would have to give it a 0.
Thanks for indulging in letting me complain. I'm aware I'm not doing anything to improve the thread.

>>33815454
nta but yeah you can

>>33815459
I'd probably still date a smoker as long as she didn't smoke indoors too often

>>33815458
No need to apologize, critic anon.
Now sit on my lap.

>>33815450
>I think one day someone's gonna say the wrong thing and I'm gonna kms.
Is there any chance you could make it today?

>>33815451
For me, the best smell of a foid is that like an indoor pool.

>>33815410
Good punctuation makes a post easier to read.

>>33815467
I see.

Women think we like anime girls because of their body proportions when in reality we like them because they actually have fun unique personalities, unlike women who scroll social media and watch goyflix all day.

>>33815338
Meat loaf and a sweet potato

Do men ever bring their friends when they go shopping for new clothes?

>>33815410
Of course I do it by myself?
I also have autocorrect deactivate since I am a sane person, despite posting on 4chan.

>>33815472
I don't have friends and I hate clothes shopping

>>33815472
I buy clothes online.

>>33815470
The most questionable women don't exist post ever

>>33815463
There's a bridge near by I would jump off of if I needed too. At what inconvenience my immediate family and my job though

>>33815472
I would only ever do that with a person with generally good interest in clothes shopping, not even just normal shopping. Otherwise, it's gonna be a bore for them and what was the point?

>>33815406
Ugly. Bobs too big

>>33815470
I feel like I have a unique personality.

>>33815448
Women would only answer fun or emotionally [ex/in]citing questions, like bait. Men will answer almost all of the women's questions so no incentive to ask any more interesting ones.

>>33815195
men invent everything good. we are allowed to also ruin it

>>33815355
>be obsessed with sex
Not good
>spend decades consuming sex videos obsessively
Likely not the educational purposed ones either.
>become an expert and a connoisseur, know every position and technique
Useless memorization.
>top #1 goal in life is to have sex
Cue manipulation
>sex is so important that you consider suicide if you can't have it
Build preformance anxiety
>finally get laid
>be TERRIBLE at sex
You went to the gun range and ended up shooting yourself.

>>33815485
what kind? don't be humble

>>33815470
>anime girls
>have fun unique personalities
Anime being full of trope characters has been a meme for many decades by now, newfag.

At least my dick still works

>>33815492
*breaks it in half*

>>33815472
When I had loml gf I thought shopppinh clothes at goodwill with her was best ever
Now i just wear clothes to rags, getting leftovers as relatives pass away and order one pair of working pants every 3 years

>>33815472
No, I have a girlfriend

>>33815494
Sorry, *your* dick

>>33815494
My dick too thick and strong to be broken

Huh it actually broke

>>33815500
Can it also break the cervix?

>>33815503
Make a powder with it and sprinkle that on your next dinner

>>33815500
*can crusher*

>>33815507
Yes. It is monstrous.

>>33815508
Hard to believe how little this does to me. I feel like a girl could literally suck my dick right now and I’d stare into space

>>33815486
Ask an interesting question then.

>>33815513
Based emotionless sex male anon

Do women genuinely never have thoughts about kidnapping and raping men or are they just really high inhib and feel that they are too weak to effectively do it?

>>33815490
I'm a bit reactive, I guess. I have high highs and low lows and I'm always open to sharing my feelings with people I'm close to.

>>33815517
I only joke about it also because i fear it happening to me

>>33815516
Haha

Tbh I took lsd and had an "Ego death" and now believe I am God/The Universe manifesting itself as a particular individual, but it goes even further. I AM everyone else. Very interesting stuff.

>>33815517
I think about it in the sense that it's the flip of the sort of smut I like, so the premise should be interesting to me. But I've never thought about it realistically beyond considering the logistics.

>>33815522
Solipsism is low iq man

>>33815517
I just don't want to have sex with guys I don't like.

>>33815522
low intelligence should constitute a complete ban from psychedelic substances. Like podcast equipment and higher education.

>>33815078
>A different guy friend hugged me in front of him and he seemed pretty pissed about it.
Promising sign but typical of protectiveness of a little sister and of jealousy. So inconclusive.

>>33814932
>tips on getting out of the little sister zone
Difficult, I think.
Getting out of the little brother zone was essentially impossible for me but I was clueless for most of that time.

First, I can advise that *avoiding* the little brother zone was about from the very start presenting myself as a sexual being, aan with sexual desires.

The question breaks down into two factors:
A: What kind of guy is he? Some guys wanted their female friends until they became friends. Some guys are legitimately chaste and noble cinnamon rolls who would never think sexual thoughts about a girl unless she is X (his only crush, shows interest, is perfect, he's in love with her, has consented to be found attractive, etc)
How timid is he?
How shy is he? Those are different things.
How likely is he to accept the idea that a girl is interested in him?
This can all be difficult to discern.

B: Why are you in the little sister zone?
Why doesn't he want to fuck you? Are you his friend's relative? Did he meet you when you were young? Was there some huge obstacle in the way before? Are you both part of some close knit friend group he doesn't want to destabilize?

You need to understand what the obstacle is before sidestepping it and seducing him.

1/2

Subtle jumpscares

Women, which is squishier, your butt or your boobs?

>>33814932
Universal advice is to give him compliments that he doesn't get from everyone. If he's funny, intelligent, or skilled at some vidya, he's likely heard that from people who weren't cute girls. He might appreciate it but take it differently. That's how I take it.
But the shy, moist girl who pushed herself to approach me and tell me that I was the best dancer she'd ever seen in her life got me hard as a rock before she scampered out of sight seconds later.
Compliment his forearms by touching them when he rolls up up his sleeves and saying something like "It's always so attractive/sexy when guys show off their forearms.
Touching in general is good. Forearms are halfway between sexy and safe. Shoulders and upper back are safe and less provocative. Lower back is intimate. Chest, abdomen, or leg are attention seizing. Belt is borderline slutty and an obvious signal. Ass is clear unless it's a really hard slap. I got slapped in high school and I still don't understand the intention. I think it was literally just a classless girl appreciating a tight bum.

Making an effort to specifically talk to him alone and gir no particular reason is a good sign but inconclusive. Same thing with dropping hints about wanting a guy, a guy like him, how great a bf he'd be, etc. Guys are dense and anyway I have heard all of that from women who had firmly set me as a little brother at best.

I wish you luck.
Oh and anons are right that dressing sexy or having a glow up can trigger it. It made me go from taking to her prom a friend I was attracted to, to seeing her in her dress and ending up rounding bases with her later that night.

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>>33815540
Second

>>33815540
Boobs, ass is a lot of muscle.

>late again, wants to leave 20 minutes after scheduled

These women I tell you what

Women, is it weird if he just starts sucking or playing with your boobs for a long time on the couch or in bed while cuddling? How long could he do it before you get weirded out or want real sex

>>33815099
>Gently massaging femanon's whole body until she melts into a puddle.
I miss this.
Learn massage and freeform dance, men.

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