Thread 33824442

Easiest way to kill a dog by poisoning it? I heard chocolate works well. But what is something I can throw over a fence, that dogs will be quick to eat? Something that they can't resist to eat? I need my sleep and piece of shit dog owners need to learn to respect their neighbors' peace of mind.

>>33824442 (OP)
Call the neighbors you nervous coward low-testosterone incel.

>>33824449
>Hey you inconsiderate piece of shit can you please stop your dog from barking?
>"No"
Wow what a good plan and now if I take action they'll suspect me first.

Btw folks this >>33824449 is the mind and thought process of your average incel on /adv/.

>"excuse me :) I'm trying to sleep and your dog is barking quite loudly, would you mind calming him that I would really appreciate it"
>"yeah sure, sorry about that I'll get right at it because I'm not insane like the faggot op who made that thread on 4chin, sorry man"
>"thank you ans no worries :) have a good evening/night"
>"you too :)"
>the end

This is the reason why you're a virgin btw. Imagine if you had a gf in this situation she would have left you the next day with your current incel mind.

Btw folks this >>33824457 is the mind and thought process of your average incel on /adv/.

>"excuse me :) I'm trying to sleep and your dog is barking quite loudly, would you mind calming him that I would really appreciate it"
>"yeah sure, sorry about that I'll get right at it because I'm not insane like the faggot op who made that thread on 4chin, sorry man"
>"thank you ans no worries :) have a good evening/night"
>"you too :)"
>the end

This is the reason why you're a virgin btw. Imagine if you had a gf in this situation she would have left you the next day with your current incel mind.

>>33824497
Nice projection but clearly you've never had the misfortune of dealing with shitty neighbors.

Kek, dumb dog faggot can't even reply correctly.

>>33824512
Your own fault. Also you're the one projecting, even technically speaking.

>>33824515
You're the idiot who moved into a shit neighborhood and/or fucked up your relationship with your neighbors. I sont even like you.

>>33824518
>Brought up virginity out of nowhere because someone dared to criticize his precious fur baby
>Accuses me of projecting.
Dog people aren't the brightest, that's for sure.

>>33824525
>Implying dog faggots aren't in every single neighborhood these days

>>33824526
I don't even have a dog. You're literally too scared to go talk to your neighbors. You're 100% a virgin. It reeks off of you even online.

>>33824442 (OP)
Brave of you to post an animal abuse thread on 4chan of all places. Only slightly less brave than posting a child porn thread. I personally won't waste my time but don't be surprised if others on here find your ip and get you doxxed and/or swatted.

>>33824532
>Doggy parent is still fuming and projecting

>>33824537
Have sex.

based retard OP is going to accidentally murder a half dozen outdoor cats instead

Literally go and talk to them wtf kind of thread is this. You're even less brave than a high school girl who's ghosting.

>>33824442 (OP)
Hope you get caught and go to jail

>>33824457
>now if I take action they'll suspect me first.
If my dog woke up dead in my backyard I would 100% know it was the autismo next door who did it, and have video proof

>>33824546
That was my first concern and he keeps on calling me a dog parent baka

>>33824442 (OP)
Ya ignore the guy who says to talk to them, that never works. Why would people who are blatantly inconsiderate and lazy every single night suddenly be considerate if you call them up and ask them to stop their dogs from barking? (Something which takes a bunch of effort to stop btw). You would be suspected if anything happened since you asked them to stop, like you said. Not encouraging you to do anything, but I wouldn’t stop you if I was living in the neighbourhood.

>all this ass hurt
Nothing upsets the misanthropes more than insulting their child replacement.

>>33824557
When I read posts like this I feel like this whole place is a mental asylum with inmates advicing ther inmates.

OP go and talk to them without being and angry autist about it and struggling where to place your arms

>>33824562
You're actually hurting yourself by making yourself smaller. It gets baked into your physiology and you'll look down to the ground when commuting and shove things up your ass, etc.

>>33824557
They know their advice is flawed, because they're not actually trying to help. They're extremely butt hurt because they can't comprehend the fact that not everyone unconditionally loves shit beasts. They get SO ass hurt that they resort to screaming "incel! incel!" Like some deranged feminist. It's really pathetic.

>>33824566
You’re accusing others of being angry autists and insane but people who own dogs that bark 24/7 are actually insane. Some dog owners are nuts those things are vicious wild animals if they are untrained. You treat them like some infallible holy animal but they are stupid inbred predators that people mistreat like op’s neighbours. Letting your dog bark at night is 100% dog abuse, they are not taking care of that animal or training it.

>>33824580
It's quite literally involuntary celibate behaviour to be so afraid of social interactions that it inhibits you from having a mature conversation with your fucking neighbors! They would have to literally view you as subhuman to not show concern for your situation.

Damn, op, don't kill the dog. If your neighbor isn't willing to help, maybe look for ways to sound proof your room or wear sound proof headsets used in construction.
Also, try to find the reason why the dog bark so much. Dogs dont bark out of boredom or just because they insufferable. Maybe he is scared, feels lonely or something I don't know.

In America, dogs are considered holy creatures like cows in India. It's an empire in decline for sure.

Also to add, if op talks to them and the dogs suddenly die, as dogs with poor owners tend to do, these people will go on a crusade against op. Op doesn’t even need to be directly involved in the dogs death for them to point fingers, these animals don’t live long and die randomly all the time, op could just get bad luck and be accused.

>>33824582
I actually agree with you, but not standing up for yourself is the worst thing you can do. Period. You fucks are making up excuses because you're afraid but also too narcissistic and ego-drivem to admit the fact. What kind of woman would ever make herself vulnerable around you and have babies with you, etc. etc. Zero (0).

>>33824608
But you don't have any children either. And your fur babies don't count.

>>33824616
No but I fuck and have empathy unlike you.

Yeah, you fuck dogs lmao.

>>33824628
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>33824608
It’s called picking your battles, it’s strategic not cowardly. Op rightfully doesn’t want that energy in his life, it’s the reason why the world sucks right now, all the power is in the hands of people who are shameless and don’t give a fuck. What actual recourse does op have? This is an incredibly common issue and people don’t change their ways for strangers, you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the way humans behave if you think talking to these people has a good chance of success. The chance of backfiring is higher, and then what? Op has a bigger issue and has to move?

The “what ifs” of talking to a girl are that maybe she would reject you in a somewhat harsh way, big deal. This situation has actual consequence.

>>33824630
>Brags about having sex on 4chan
>Accuses others of being underaged
Sad

>>33824631
You guys are insane. He have a voice. His presence. Social tact and tone. Truth. Sense. Justice. Those are powerful allies.

>>33824631
You're wasting your time explaining it to them. Dog faggots are mindless golems who literally worship their pets.

>>33824637
No op go ahead poison the dog that is a great idea. You are mature and great and the reason why no one loves you is because the world is unfair.

sure just stay in your own online buble where you never have to speak to a person directly who doesnt already agree wit you.

or if you arent a mouth breathing idiot you could just call the cops for noise ordinance

>>33824651
He is actually a stupid fucking human being. Its often said, but it's genuinely the case in this instance.

>>33824649
>>33824651
>>33824657
I haven't seen seethe on here like this in quite some time. You guys sound really stressed. Go hug your heckin doggo, that should help you calm down.

>>33824665
Why did you ask for advice when you're mentally incapable of receiving it? Quite literally. You've been given sound, common sense advice. There is nothing more to see here. Kill yourself.

>>33824671
I'm still waiting for others to chime on my original question. And relax, go hug your fur baby.

>>33824665
pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded

>>33824657
its fine. if he had the balls to actually do anything he wouldnt be talking shit here

>>33824689
True.