Thread 33841675

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Previously on ATOGA: 33839062

Remember to drink water!

Everything is God, knows it is God, and is pretending it isn't.

Women, what kind of dresses do (You) like?

Remember to play gacha

>>33841675 (OP)
Previously on ATOGA: >>33839062

>>33841675 (OP)
Women, what are your thoughts on this.
https://files.catbox.moe/33twkx.mp4
The video depicts two woman laughing at a ukrainian man trying to evade conscript because he doesn’t want to be blown up by russian artillery

Who do you empathize with more the man running for his life, or the women relaxing on the side, mocking him as he’s hunted down by soldiers

Where do I meet clingy gf

A twitch streamer was recently allegedly hugged without her consent. She says she's a victim of sexual assault and has received emotional damages, people are talking about lawsuits and extremely large amounts of money being owed to her by the man who allegedly hugged her and twitch itself for failing to adequately protect her. The laws in the United States seem to be written in such a litigious way she may have a case and be owed hundreds of thousands of dollars.
But this twitch streamer who was allegedly assaulted isn't vegan. She regularly pays for hens to be debeaked without anesthetic, male chicks to be thrown into blenders on their birthday, piglets to be castrated without anesthetic, pigs to be put in gas chambers, cows and calves to be separated right after birth, pigs and cows to be raped / artificially inseminated, etc etc.
Isn't it hypocritical for her to say she's a victim and deserves restitution (like a lawsuit and money being given to her by twitch and the man who allegedly assaulted her) and retribution ( like the man who allegedly assaulted her being imprisoned) while she is paying for so many animals to be horribly abused?

I think this woman doesn't deserve a penny in restitution. I believe all of her property down to the clothes on her back should be confiscated from her, liquidated and given to HER victims.
https://animalcharityevaluators.org/
https://sharkonline.org/
http://anonymousforthevoiceless.org/

>but murder isn't that bad
ALL MURDERERS SHOULD DIE IN PRISON.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OR_Bn9SRXNU

>but how do you know animals can feel pain?

We can assume other adults, children and some animals can feel pain based on things like brain structures they have and behaviors. Claiming pigs, piglets, cows etc can't feel pain is really no different then claiming babies who are circumcised without anesthetic can't feel pain. (Obviously it's also immoral with anesthetic)

>>33841675 (OP)
What a funny tradition

How to do I get a terf gf?

>>33841698
>but she's "human" and farm animals aren't "human" so we don't have to grant them rights

https://philosophicalvegan.com/wiki/index.php/NameTheTrait

This dialogue tree has been used by vegans many times in live debates, (feel free to comment on one of their videos, email them, message them on Instagram etc to challenge them to a debate on NTT )

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JiGT6ox0Y-M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJR5vsrkr9A

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQLjgo2TfcM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrtziO8Ffc4&pp=ygUjRHIgQXZpIGRlYmF0ZSB2ZWdhbiBuYW1lIHRoZSB0cmFpdCA%3D

If someone says it's okay to kill a animal and turn them into a burger but not okay to do that to a human and the reason they give is that animals can't reason but humans can they'd have to bite the bullet and say it's okay to turn severely permanently mentally handicapped humans who can't reason into burgers. Or go vegan. Or name another trait(s)

A single individual choosing to purchase meat or not purchase meat DOES make a difference. Individual boycott means the difference between life and death for between 1-900 chickens
Lots of evidence of this

I know individual consumer boycott does make a difference in sparing chickens lives Like in the first five minutes of this video https://youtu.be/brKhhZlUoOc?feature=shared
he discuses a study that shows the average consumer has a 90 something percent chance of causing 1 - 900 extra chickens to be bred into existence tortured and killed.

https://philarchive.org/rec/MCMAIO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gGSmNv-8YQ

Castrating piglets is extremely painful just search piglet castration diy no anesthetic on YouTube and you'll find lots of videos of farmers recording themselves castrating piglets and pigs. This is very common everywhere from large factory farms to small family farms.

I got a job

>>33841704
Whaf kind of job?

>>33841703
>>33841698
Debeaking is common in factory farms.
Animals being selectively bred to grow too big too fast is common.
In USA, UK, Australia, etc almost all animal products come from factory farms. https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch

>>33841706
Working in a produce factory. I could cry. It’s basically minimum wage but I’m so happy

>>33841710
>>33841704
Congrats anon

>>33841710
>>33841704
good goy

>>33841710
Congrats!! You get big smoochies
*jumps and jiggles

>>33841710
Congrats! I hope you get some nice free veg out of it.

>>33841706
woooo I am happy for you

>>33841724
moid hands

I need to bounce on it

>>33841711
>>33841714
>>33841724
>>33841727
Thank you guys, so much

Why are men so scared of being in love with a woman?

>>33841737
Do women really

>>33841737
I need to be bounced upon. What a coincidence

>>33841702
Be a woman, and call her some time. Doesn't even have to be a terf, usually calling anyone works a good 70 percent of the time.

>>33841747
It hurts and never goes well.

>>33841751
Tell me about yourself

>>33841747
I don't think many of us are, but we don't take heartbreak very well.

Is it wrong if I want to actually move out of home and try to be a functional adult before moving in with my GF? I feel she's getting more desperate for the support and presumably has been like this with previous partners.
She isn't the best with money, impulse purchases and buys way too much food because she gets these wacky ideas on what to throw into the air fryer or oven only for the other half of it to expire. I feel like I'll just resent her and stunt my own already delayed state of getting my shit together as a 29 YO all in the name of making her life easier.
>Got a 5k payout of hush money before we met from her old employer she had dirt on
>Spends it on a Disney holiday
>Expects me to believe 2 months with me paying half of the rent she'll be able to start paying to fix her car and similar things

>>33841747
It hurts...

>>33841758
30 year old broke ass who spends too much time on the internet. White guy with green eyes, a mustache and long dark hair. 20lbs overweight. Owns a couple cats. Weeb who plays a lot of video games.

My hand is not 8inches long. It’s only 6.5. Sorry about that mix up.

>>33841747
They're not, for some reason, all 20somthing year old's find it hilarious to keep relationships from happening, Its like the rich peoples kids cant be normal because they are in fact unaware of consciences, so now all men are being made to hate women and all women are being made to hate men.

>>33841764
Why do men date women with shopping addictions when they could date me instead. But instead they bully me for being cheap

>>33841768
You're cis after all

>>33841771
Don’t use the iPhone measuring tool

>>33841770
NTA. I think a lot of us are simps by nature.

>>33841775
Why does no one simp for me? I’ve got all the traits they say they want. But then they go and date the opposite

>>33841777
Let's hear those traits.

>>33841675 (OP)
and unmarried 30-year-olds get playfully covered in pepper, sometimes mixed with water or eggs
just a lighthearted prank tradition

>>33841780
dumb tradition

>>33841779
I don’t party I don’t have casual sex I don’t use social media I don’t spend my money recklessly I don’t smoke or do drugs I am not fat I don’t have tattoos I don’t nag or start fights

>>33841786
You're wasting your time expecting guys who crow about that stuff online to ever make the first move, unfortunately.

>>33841747
Are they really? A lot of guys obsess with waifus

>>33841747
I am just scared of talking to them

I’m hungry. Feed me, woman.

>>33841785
it's funni

>>33841791
So real life men hate these traits? Because they complain about their girlfriends doing this stuff all the time

Shoutouts 2 my niggaz

>>33841798
We aren't a monolith. Most of us aren't looking for someone that checks all the boxes, just someone we can comfortably spend time and share mutual respect with.
You sound lovely but very insecure.

I love the jealous and nagging type so much, why am I like this

>>33841806
Shouts out to Hodgy Daddies, shouts out to Left Brizzle
Shouts out to Domyon, shouts out to Frankie Ocean

ATOGAnons

How do you feel about animal nutters on a general level ? The type of people who think “humans are garbage and pets are pure goodness. Humans don’t deserve them. It’s much easier to love my pet than to befriend hoomans”

>>33841806
I worry that I may never meet a woman that will accept my need to say "niggas is houngry" out loud at least once a year

>>33841814
who are those people? the four horsemen?

>>33841813
that doesn't seem that bad

>>33841814
Shouts out to Syd the Dude

>>33841808
Everyone is insecure

Third time is certainly the charm with marriage, right?

>>33841824
https://youtu.be/okE8WzR-7l4

>>33841834
It was for my dad.

>making an old hag feel young again and rejuvenating her youth with vigorous, passionate love making until her wrinkles physically disappear
I have been robbed of this

>>33841837
why do moids all of a sudden like old women? I've been noticing men get a lot more vocal about wanting to date women a lot older than them and I don't know what to make of it.

>>33841838
NTA but I think it’s because dudes want to be taken care of and feel like they have no responsibilities

>>33841838
M
>I'm not like the other boys!
>I'm very mature for my age!
Alternatively, they've bought into the generational warfare discourse and have great disdain for their fellow zoomers just for being zoomers.

>women
:\
>women with male hobbies/interests
:O

>>33841838
They established their life and are more willing to settle down on the hopeful end, reality is a lot of the ones still in dating spaces of younger people aren't.

>>33841838
In all fairness women, and men too, age a lot better than they used to, in part because of natural lifestyle changes and in part because of better cosmetics and even surgery.
It's also partially a meme calling 28 years old women old.

>>33841846
>>women
>:\
>>women with hobbies/interests
>:O
ftfy

>>33841846
Women who actually talk about and show off their hobbies :D
Women whos hobbies are shopping(not in any particular interest or never anything held) and "travel" :/

>>33841808
You think I’m lovely

>>33841848
They are both old though. Midlife used to be 30s rather than 50s only 60 years ago.

>>33841855
I once dated this woman whose hobby was dragging me to Joann's Fabric for literal hours at a time only to leave with two balls of yarn that she would never use.
The visits to Lush where we would leave emptyhanded were much more enjoyable in comparison

>>33841860
Exactly this.

Women, I asked my wife how big she wishes my cock was, and she said "like a large 2 foot cucumber for hand-jobs and like a normal penis size for baby making."

Is she based for this take?

>>33841861
Any amount of time I wanted to spend at the used game shop or HobbyTown was too much though :^)
I have to laugh at some misogynist bros on 4chan because they haven't even experienced a fraction of what I have and still decided to hate all women over it

Those with the heart and the brain to get past this can spot a pathetic without even asking

>>33841850
because of the 4chan greentext arrow it looks like angry eyebrows, like you're mad at women for having hobbies >:\ >:O

>>33841862
That's normal. The bigger and crazier a dick, the more interesting it is to feel it in your hands and play with it and shit like that. But when it's in, all that matters is that isn't too big or thick to hurt and isn't too small to feel.

>>33841834
If you're that bad at at judging character and missing red-flags, then you should probably MGTOW

>>33841862
>like a normal penis size for baby making
she was trying to protect your ego

>>33841863
I didn't for dating I had to from my mom.

>>33841865
Well I'm not! I fall head over heels for women who are passionate about their hobbies, especially creative ones

>>33841857
By the sounds of it, yeah. I probably wouldn't be the right guy for you, though. I'm a drug user currently seeking casual sex.

THE TREND IS DEAD

This might be one of the rare times where there is an atoga thread with no women.
Let's enjoy the good times before it turns to shit again.
>inb4 there were never any women
yes, yes, I know

Women, what kind of porn do you watch?

>>33841798
nta but yeah normal men really don't care about those things. nobody especially men irl will validate you for those things, even if it might feel like that would happen based on image boards and the general incel discourse on the internet. but those people don't ask women out irl, it's mainly the normie men who don't care.

>>33841884
Lets talk about man stuff. Do you prefer pipe, cigar, or cigarette?

ATOGA PSA
MALEANONS - COVER YOUR TORSO AT ALL TIMES
FEMANONS - NO ENTRY WHEN WET

>>33841885
the fatherless ones really like CGI werewolf stuff. Actually now that I think about it a woman probably wouldn't watch porn at all if she weren't fatherless.

>>33841885
vfx rarely. and erotica/fanfics almost entirely, even if you can't watch those yeah i know. i will not explain further.

>>33841893
the cover the torso part makes no sense for an online image board.

>Halloween arguably brings people closer together than Christmas
thoughts? do you agree or disagree and why

I've had a headache for three days and I feel a little dizzy. Am I dying?

>>33841902
You're frying your brain. You need to find yourself a trad man asap.

>>33841908
drink some water and exercise. You might be feeling the weight of a lifetime of bad decisions.

>>33841906
I don't see how that's possible when there's no incentive to get together with family on Halloween.

>>33841747
I used to be scared that I couldn't commit to a lifetime relationship, now I'm scared of what it would feel like to live short of what my future wife deserves

>>33841902
What's VFX? Like CGI?

>I'm scared of what it would feel like to live short of what my future wife deserves

methinks you romanticize women too much. They are not angels. They do evil.

I wonder how many femanons are addicted to /atoga/ because the men here are more honest and blunt.

>>33841909
sounds jealous

>>33841920
Why do people claim “women are the same as men, flawed” but still “women are wonderful effect” talking points? Where does the line of “protect and uplift” women turn into infantilizing them?

I'm sick to the point that I literally cannot talk. I can only whisper. Women, am I finally acceptable to you, that I'm incapable of speaking against you?

>>33841920
Strawman

>>33841918
yep that's what i meant lmao.
>>33841924
it's fun once in a while because i never really talk to men irl. but i usually leave when real r9k hours start (which is soon i suppose)

>>33841870
I've done some research on this and it seems like only nymphomaniacs like to have their guts destroyed. Most women just like the rubbing feeling from an average sized cock

>>33841924
Forreal. Even the larps are honest perspectives of the devils advocate.

Is the secret to not putting women on a pedestal coming to terms and making peace with the fact that there is a decent chance of you dying alone with no children?
That's the only way I can conceptualize not worrying about finding a gf. Because if having a wife and kids is a prerequisite for you being happy and fulfilled in life, and if you can't get one, then why *wouldn't* you stress about it?

>>33841944
There’s no secret. Talk to people and find out they are people. Anything else is cope. And by people I don’t mean flanderized commodity “people” online.

>>33841936
>I've done some research
what research? Women on the internet morally preaching about body positivity for social validation?

>>33841908
Open your window, you may actually be suffering from lack of oxygen and your room is filling with Co2

>>33841935
>r9k hours
as opposed to what? Except for graphic sex talk, what do men talk about here that they don't irl that you're so enamored by?
Shitposting hours are the most fun imo.

>>33841912
I didn't say family, I said people in general.

during christmas you tend to congregate with people you know, during halloween you'll literally dedicate time to either going out or serving literal strangers who take their own time going door to door and meeting you personally. It's all done mostly anonymously, you don't ever question it but if you happen to live in a new family neighborhood you'll do it for several years and slowly everyone will have come closer together without realizing it.

>>33841928
I hate to get political but protecting and uplifting women was a necessity when the government didn't give them higher protections than men. These days they are catered to by the government and it by "protecting" them you are being redundant.

>>33841933
lmao

>>33841906
Only for millenians without family

>>33841960
The entire history of civilization revolves around protecting and providing for women. What the fuck are you on about?

>>33841906
I am not an americlap.

Do men really pay women to rate their dicks and be nice to them? How did it all come to this?

really just realising the degree to which male desire is valued
male desire rules women's lives
male desire is what makes women seethe with bitterness or feel elated with joy
female morality hinges on the unspoken question of male desire
everything revolves around male desire for women
quite absurd really

Women, why are you so moany in bed?

Would a man be disgusted by me if I’m racist in private and not in public or to close friends

>>33841972
I only pay them to be whorish.

>>33841975
>biology is absurd
K

>>33841944
You should be at peace with God, and once you are set for death, then you can actually live.

Secularists often fall into a trap of worshipping women because they think women will make them happy. Now you just seem desperate. That desperation is easily gotten rid of when you get right with God (Jesus) and put things into perspective.

>>33841972
>t.

>>33841977
Personally yeah I would be

>>33841877
So you don’t actually want me
>>33841890
I don’t need to be validated but is there really not one normal man that would appreciate these traits in a woman? Are the really just indifferent?

If my AirPods are showing up in my devices in Bluetooth, does that mean they’re close by?

>>33841977
Depends on the man. It’d be a turn-off for me since I’m not a racist.

>>33841989
If it’s sensing them yeah. You know there’s a find my device thing?

I take a lot of supplements but now I’m think they might have lead in them: but they make me feel better. What do I do?

>>33841950
Feminist preaching about body positivity doesn't apply to men lmao.

>what research
I've asked women when the chance comes up. I know women always lie about sex, but I don't see why they would lie about this. Wouldn't it make more sense to say you like big cock so that men know ahead of time what you want? But no. They say (for vaginal) they like 5/6/7 inches.

I could be wrong. Maybe they're just retards and lie for no reason.

>>33841977
It depends on how racist.

>>33841996
>but I don't see why they would lie about this
fear of confrontation, agreeableness, and compliance have been genetically baked into women's psyches, so it's only natural for them to want to appease men's egos as to not get slut shamed or otherwise made fun of. In private they're just as shallow as men.
>Maybe they're just retards and lie for no reason
Or that, but to a lesser extent.

>>33841991
Yeah I know but I didn’t think it’s working for them right now because it said last seen 6 days ago and I thought I had them on Friday but maybe it is right. The location is the laundromat and I know I didn’t use them because there because there isn’t any service there so idk why I would’ve taken them out of a pocket and left them.

>>33841976
>Women, why are you so moany in bed?
NAG. I think it's natural.

Why would a woman specifically tell me “this might be TMI, but well I’m with this guy and I *do* like him, but we aren’t as intimate as I’d like, and it makes me feel like there’s something wrong with me” after spending hours alone with me and putting her hands on me (not in a sexual way) all night? If she just wanted to break it to me that she had a boyfriend, why would she phrase it like that?

>>33842010
Easily could’ve fallen out of your pocket, has happened to me.

>>33841959
I'm cool with that theory. Although you could invite acquaintances over on Christmas to increase connectivity.

>>33842012
Must be bait or you love women who enjoy cucking you kek.

>>33842012
Fucking hell, you retards are clueless. Let me translate it into guy speak for you
>by boyfriend doesn’t fuck me
>this makes me feel ugly
>make me not feel ugly
>validate me
>NOT with words

>>33841965
the duty was given to fathers and husbands. Not the government.

>>33841975
although 1 man can provide enough male desire for 10 women so most men are redundant. Which is why incels exist.

>>33841988
yeah most normie men are genuinely indifferent. if you don't want to bf up an incel you gotta hope to get very lucky or start dating conservative/religious men.

>>33841982
i think it is given how our current culture does everything to obfuscate this fact
that women actually DO NOT want your desire
or even blame it on the "male gaze" i.e. it's men's fault and so on
meanwhile when most men are completely indifferent 24/7

>>33841977
never reveal your power level. So that's admirable. There are certainly non-whites in chat here so don't take replies about racism too seriously.

>>33842027
Get off the internet, kid

>>33841984
that meme doesn't apply in this situation. You're supposed to use that meme when you're debating a foid about feminism.

>>33842029
I’m >>33841990 white, for what it’s worth.

>>33842021
Okay but she lives with him and I live with my parents so not really sure how that would work. Idk why she never brings him to this stuff and why I’m getting invited to shit regularly now too. I don’t want to be the side bitch and I also don’t want to be the not-gay best friend

Is it normal to have veins bulging on your peen?
Before y'all nasty feral girls ask no you can't see.

>>33842022
>two men will defeat one man
>one man teams up with other men
And thus, “government” was formed

>>33842004
well then they are straight-up dumb because their lives would be better if they were honest.

Starting to think there’s more girls here than first blush would show

>>33842031
whenever I make a post on here I get the most r*ddited responses ever
this general in particular is the worst

Women.
What do vaginas smell like? Is it really that bad?
I have a hard time imagining a bodily odor smelling that bad when you are already horny. Even sweaty ass.

>>33842015
If they were left in the laundromat, shouldn’t I be able to know their current location? It seems about impossible that they’ve been there for 6 days without someone taking them.

>>33841838
It's mostly a porn meme because milf hentai is hot and you are listening to terminally online guys on twitter.

>>33842025
nah I don't think this is actually the case
the fact that this word is even commonly used proves the opposite

>>33842036
she's trying to cheat on him or she really does see you as a inert shoulder to cry on.

>>33842046
pretty sure someone made a candle like this.

>>33842047
That’s a possibility. Did you ping them right now? Is your phone sensing them or are they remembered connections?

>>33841977
I guess I'm the odd one out, because it'd actually be a plus for me personally.
I'm not racist by strict definition, but I would certainly empathize with you and want to protect you from...a certain group of people.
Conversely, I wouldn't want a gf to just stand there while I got stabbed to death because intervening would be racist.

>>33842040
Woman aren’t really dishonest in the way that guys think about dishonesty. For a guy, it is a deliberate act of deception. For a girl, it is merely an action born from emotion. This is what is meant when it is said that women are child-like or childish. For example, a six year old crying to get their way isn’t doing it as some grand scheme of deception; it is just a natural emotional impulse. Women are the same way.

>>33842042
the sad reality is that trannies frequent this thread in order to further learn female mannerisms. The irony is that they are probably learning female mannerisms from other trannies, and thus accomplishing nothing.

Hating what you want is a very strange but a very male mental illness.

>>33842046
It unironically smells like a dead fish in the sun.

>>33842061
I won’t deny that.

>>33842037
Yes, it’s normal.

>>33842052
Hm. I’m too autistic to be able to tell which it is, is there any way to really know besides asking her what her intentions are?

>>33842065
Anon has a raging, virile hard-on and wonders if that is strange.

>>33842058
Huh. That's funny you bring that up. Because in morality theory, one sect states that intentions don't matter in morality. Like, lying is simply bad whether you meant to or not.

I guess if intentions didn't matter, then women could do no wrong, huh?

>>33842057
>webm
the cherry on top with that whole story was that after standing idly by as her boyfriend got killed in front of her she became very vocal about BLM and wanted the perp to have a lighter sentencing.
I don't want to hate women, but man, they make it really easy sometimes.

The bass on this song is so strong it literally drowns everything else lol

>>33842061
it is a cope to stop it from destroying you if you can't get what you want
very unhealthy impulse though yeah
very loser state of mind

>>33842066
If you have to ask her then you already have your answer: you’re the gay friend.

>>33842055
No it says last seen 6 days ago at the laundromat and it won’t ping them but one time my mom and sister drove my car and used my keys with my AirTag, as soon as they left, the AirTags weren’t being tracked anymore so that’s why I’m skeptical that Find My is wrong.

>>33841675 (OP)
>pic
The tradition is like 30 or 40 now btw.
Some people used to park cars outside the bachelor's garage so they couldn't get out too and some were even covered in tar and feathers.
>>33841747
I don't think I am but idk since I would be hesitant if a girl actually said she loved me because that has never happened before.
>>33841906
Disagree
>>33841977
Depends on how racist and I also wouldn't like that you aren't your true self with friends.
>>33841989
It usually shows a list of bluetooth devices that has been connected to your phone before if it's an iphone.

>>33842067
ITT should not be making me this hard
It's over for me

>>33842061
It's not that deep dude. You can biologically desire females like a crack addict going through withdrawals, while still being intellectually disgusted by them.

>>33842057
>>33842069
why are women like this?

Is it normal to smack penises with your friends?

>>33842068
> I guess if intentions didn't matter, then women could do no wrong, huh?
No shit, women operate this way. For example, “it’s not cheating if i didn’t have feelings for the other guy”, etc.

>>33842075
That’s weird. When’s the last time you saw them?

>>33842066
>>33842072
He's right. If you didn't start rubbing her thighs immediately, chances are you are that inert human friend.

>>33842078
>instant defensiveness
No need to seethe, it's normal for your kind.

>>33842067
Maybe it’s a little strange to bring up unprompted. Mine is veiny while flaccid.

>>33842079
You fell for a tranny psyop

>>33842070
I'm guessing you want a woman to ask you what song?

>>33842078
intellectual """misogyny""" isn't really the same thing as hating though

>>33842089
No, I wanted to vomit my thought into the 4chan general chat

>>33842080
yes. The trick is to get your friend to hurt so they quit first

do men feel cucked when their girlfriend spends more time obsessing over their 2d husbando than interacting with them?

>>33842081
yeah I couldn't see how a society operating on this morality could ever collapse.

>>33842095
Wow nice Twitter repost that I already saw this morning

>>33842097
Depends on how often we have sex and how often she sucks my cock.

Having an average or small cock really takes the fun out of sex. It's like, oh I wasn't chosen to be on the dodgeball team. Oh well. I've had sex before but there's really nothing interesting if your cock is average.

is there a right amount of malnourished when it comes to the female body ?

>>33842097
The ideal girlfriend has the same waifu as me.

>>33842084
if it were normal for his kind, then in fact he would need to seethe
this kind of illogicality is normal for your kind, which is why you make such posts

>>33842097
>their girlfriend
lol
lmao even

>>33842103
hot

>>33842084
shut up, foid. Bend over.

>>33842092
Well if you actually hate women while still desiring them that's NPC tier and makes no sense to me.

>>33842097
I would be pretty let down. She’s welcome to have a husbando, just not to spend more time with him than me.

I expected worse

>>33842082
I think Friday because I was gonna take them on a trip but then forgot and thought I left them in my room but can’t find them there. They still show up here but idk if that means anything or not.

>>33842095
This is actually a pretty deep and funny meme.

>>33842103
who's your waifu

>>33842107
Would abosolutely melt if my moid came home and without speaking - agressively kisses me, bends me over his lap and belts me til I cry and he immediately pleasures me with his man meat and whispers sweet praises as he kissss tears from my cheeks.

Who among you will bounce on it (not pictured)

>>33842102
No. fat is what makes women interesting.

>>33842114
Samus

Dicklets are embarrassing

>>33842108
Im jeally and wouldn't want to share.

>>33842119
good post among a sea of terrible ones

>>33842112
Nah, that’s just a saved device. They could be on another planet and still be there.

Hello
*splays my penis on the table in front of you*

>>33842117
Moid hands

>>33842117
...yeah, men are the ones who are mentally ill, for sure

>>33842123
Caring about dicksize is a feminine man thing, it would be like bragging about having plump lips
Okay? Are you a fag?

>>33842130
Get out of my office before I call the police.

>>33842130
*butterflies the scrotum like a shrimp*

>>33842121
You're not good enough for Samus. None of us are. A woman that barely speaks and actually gets shit done by herself? Unreal.

>>33842126
Well?

>>33842134
Not him but I have plump lips and I'm insecure about them.

>>33842123
Yeah can we just stop pretending like big dicks aren't objectively superior. Instead of being content with our average meat, we should be trying to find ways to make the best of a bad situation. Coping isn't going to help.

>>33842142
>*lightning-fast iaido slash severs your freaking penis*

>>33842123
>I always tell any guy I fuck that their dick is big, even if in reality it's fucking small. Men are fucking insecure about their dick that if I tell the truth, they'll go apeshit and start calling me a bitch and a slut. dicklets need to grow a pair of fucking balls. I love big cocks, it's my preference, get the fuck over it.
Women, is this true?

>>33842145
>muh boobies omg stacy has such bigger boobies :((((
pathetic

>>33842107
>Well if you actually hate women while still desiring them
entire internet is full of thirdie men that are exactly like this

>>33842145
it is literally a muscle. you can stretch it with hot water

Women, are you bothered by how cute and unthreatening you are?

>>33842141
i don't actually know what we're bouncing on i just liked the rabbit

>>33842145
They are not superior. Only slags and virgins think that. They’re the exact same ones that scream “most girls can only orgasm clitoraly” and have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.

>>33842127
Dang it

>>33842154
sooo is that what we doing when we get home? i can put my cute little apron on and you can rail me against the counter while i make dinner

>>33842104
>xer makes another nonsense post being jealous of muh wahmen
Go back to grindr already.

>>33842150
Woman are actually like that though. You’d be amazed at the number of girls lamenting to me after they lost weight because their tits got smaller.

I can’t breed

>there are femanons reading this while ovulating
WHORE!

>>33842150
nta, but breasts play no part in the logistics of sex. They're purely aesthetic.

How do I hook up with one of the strange women who reads these threads

>>33842166
Isn’t that half of the “romance” novel market?

>>33842160
You're playing with fire.
And I don't mean your cooking.

Would it be considered racist to prefer being with a woman of color rather than a caucasian?

>>33842162
That is a tragedy though :(

>>33842161
women online are so rude to me
women offline are always extremely kind to me
you would be shocked

>>33842175
Probably from how many AGP males whine at them 24/7 on the internet.

>>33842173
I don’t think so.

>>33842169
>be tall
>be virile
>be attractive
>be rich
>be quick witted and funny
>be smart
>be willing to settle for a girlfailure
that's all it takes

>>33842173
Enjoy your std.

>>33842176
That would seem to be the case.

If I'm white, would it be racist to want to date and have children with white women only?

>>33842181
Nope.

As a 5'4 gay top who is balding how do I find a tall bottom?

>>33842183
Dorfmaxx. Find a gay elf.

>>33842183
I'm right here.

>>33842178
I’ve got five of these.

Maybe I’m the weirdo for not treating like this place like some kind sex club

>>33842149
Its obviously true for sex hobbyists. Trad women ideally would only know of average dicks or one dick.

>>33842152
It is not a muscle. Its just not. A muscle had contraction capabilities. The penis is just an empty chamber and DNA determines the size.

>>33842168
not in traditional sex but large boobs are necessary for boob-jobs.

>>33842187
Not at all. Some of us are just horny and making it everyone else’s problem

Porn addiction is crazy, because I remember at one point my sex dreams weren't even about me having sex, but me sitting in front of my monitor and watching porn while jacking off.
Looking back I don't know how I wasn't disgusted or alarmed by any of it.

>>33842173
that color better be yellow.

>>33842189
I don’t understand the appeal, desu

>>33842191
That’s intense. I’ve dreamt about shitposting before.

>>33842189
Most of the horny posters are men

>>33842185
>>33842183
kys

I wonder what sex would be like between a black woman who thinks white people are superior and a white guy who thinks black people are superior.

>>33842193
How'd you know I prefer Asian women?

>>33842196
women dont get horny like men. Its like a slight inkling to them but like drug withdrawals to us.

>>33842201
because theyre hot

>>33842196
Explains why it’s just “me cock bigly hard haha women do something”

>>33842180
Are you a blondie girl, perchance?

you can really just put eyelashes on anything and instantly make it fuckable, huh?

>>33842205
the men here need to realize theyre not special.

Female horniness is like gold

Male horniness is like dust

me cock bigly hard haha women do something

>>33842213
Why am I so quotable and funny man

>>33842209
I’m a man but fucking loved that video.
They got my ass pretty good with this desktop and the fart wall

I disagree

>>33842210
so true

Wish hot guys were more openly horny..it's always uggos who have to tell the world they want to fuck everything with a hole at all times

>>33842223
The price I paid for being hot was extreme avoidance and genuine fear of connection

>>33842215
youve been drafted.

>>33842180
Cute picture.
>>33842175
Thats just how women act irl. Unless you have an explicit purpose to be in a space that is.

Ladies, would you still love your son if he was gay?

>>33842210
holy shit, you're right

>>33842228
Of course. I'd love and support him through any reasonable lifestyle choice, assuming he didn't want to harm or exploit himself or others.

>>33842223
I think its pretty obvious that hot men actually get what they want so they dont have to obsess and bring it up.

>>33842223
I'm sorry for being openly horny but when people already look down on you being insane and open about it becomes natural since there's no reason not to be. Sonetimes it is easier to fit a stereotype society fits you in.

>>33842223
>why can't hot guys be more desperate
good question anonette, I'd encourage you to think really hard on that one.

>>33841795
feed you what, a sandwich?

>>33842228
yes

>>33842231
>its reasonable to shove foreign objects in your crapper.

>>33842226
I have to fight boldly.

women, be honest, could your boyfriend protect you in case of a nuclear fallout and societal collapse?

Placed an order for an onahole, jacked off, then went back and cancelled the order.

>>33842236
I prefer noodles and chicken. Hop to it, foid.

>>33842238
>gotcha questions
Hey man, I’m NTA, but have you ever considered that you can just talk to women like a human being instead of cornering them with shit tests and negging them?

>>33842169
You missed your chance with me

>>33842241
I've done this multiple times. Make sure to stay horny until the sex toy arrives.

>>33842246
Who r u

>>33842240
Not one single moid here would survive an apocalypse.

>>33842210
Fuck me

>>33842249
If there’s a need for jesters or fools, I could probably hack it for a little while.

>>33842245
Women treated me worse when I treated them like a human being. Plus Im just messing around. SNGFU.

>>33842253
>SNGFU
What

>>33842250
foids would you think less of me if I sexed up a female spider?

>>33842248
I’m giving up

Women, what are your thoughts on gun ownership?

>>33842247
I shouldn't really waste money on a toy anyway, my hands are good enough, I'll buy vidya and snacks instead.

>>33842254
shes not gonna fuck you

>>33842166
it's not my fault it's doing that!

>>33842257
Dang. I just started reading these.

>>33842260
Powerful, thanks

>>33842257
I already gave up

>>33842258
I would like to at least learn how to shoot a gun. It’s my dream to have a man who will teach me

>>33842258
only if the gun looks cool and you are good looking.
Otherwise cringe.

>>33842258
lmao Im sure theyll have intelligent opinions about this.

>>33842268
That’s a gay looking little bitch gun

women be like:
>Ughhhh, I wanna have sex so bad
>b-but not with you though

>>33842242
eh. how about no.

>>33842261
trying to get your attention after begging for it every way. i even spoke directed at you. i am going to go cry now

>>33842255
totally.

>>33842258
murica

>>33842271
isn't the former you moids all the time

>>33842275
what???

>>33841838
Lower expectations.
The idea is older women want to bang and have an emotional relationship without the guy needing to undergo or provide any character development. Older women may have a family or be too late to have a family so again less is expected of a "man" to be the man. Because the woman is older she likely has a career or living off alimony from divorced or dead husband so the "man" doesn't need a good job to be around.
Porn has some part in it but I do not personally know how much but if I hear another "ara ara" cunt I'll become violent. Thought it was all jokes, I suppose the joke was on me for not taking it seriously.
Social media has rotten everyone's mind. Too high of expectations, too many choices, it often feels like dating is a shuffling of cards rather than long commitments as people try to get the best person they can rather than settling with someone they cak work with.
If you want things to change be harsher towards men. Mysogyny is wrong. To control women you must control men. If you allow a man to give a woman an inch he will give her a mile. We are now living in this consequence.

I want to go as Australian for Halloween. What footwear and pants/shorts should I wear?

Aight, my streamer is on, I'm out.

>>33842271
Yeah, they have no idea what male desperation and actual libido is like.

>>33842268
Cool or ugly? I love this thing but wish it was a little less ugly.
>>33842267
It’s great fun.

Women, is it a good idea to buy a onahole?

>>33842273
Ha I didnt actually want your noodles anyway. You fell for the trick

>>33842284
eww, delete this

>>33842281
faggot. Make sure you donate your life savings to them.

>>33842286
if that means you stop talking to women irl, then yes, have at it.

>>33842284
this gun is legit sexy I dont know what the foids in here are smoking.

>>33842292
brutal. Why do you care if that anon talks to women irl?

>>33842289
Right? I hate the cheesy plastic look too, but it’s my favorite handgun. Very tacky logo.
This one is my favorite as far as looks go.

>>33842287
lol

>>33842293
It shoots like a dream, but I hate the way those grips look.

>>33842300
do you think circumsized cock looks better?

To men of /atoga/
I freaking love it when you have silver in your hair.
Its like you wear a crown.
>I bet I am not the only one who likes it

Is there anything you appreciate in women as we grow older?

When you catch a 9/10 baddie smoking a cigarette outside your local retail store.

>>33842307
rizz her up with money she obviously needs it.

>>33842306
I actually like crows feet. They make your smile more expressive and cute.
I like when women get a slightly raspier "femme fatale" voice too.

>>33841675 (OP)
what is this dumb foolishness? very bas rules.

>>33842295
because he's a degenerate loser. I don't want a guy like that talking to me, so I'm assuming other women don't either.

My wife and her boyfriend are pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad!

>>33842307
Immediately becomes. 4/10

>>33842306
Yeah I like the horny milf high school teacher attitude.

>>33842316
Only females get pregnant you dumbass.

>>33842130
Next contestant for bme

>>33842307
This ain't the 1920s, hot girls vape now.

>>33842307
Don’t you mean “when I catch myself in the form of Mary or Alice smoking a cigarette”?

>>33842303
I’m a the hetero guy who posted the guns, so I’m not sure if my opinion matters much, but no.

I’m circumcised since I was born in the USA in the 90s, but I’ve known for most of my life that I won’t be doing it to any sons I might have.
My dad gave me an unsolicited apology for circumcising me a little while back. He felt terrible about it; clearly embarrassed that he just let it happen without really thinking about it. I’ve never raised a stink about it in front of him, so I found it especially cathartic.

>>33842316
Whats your favorite flavor of s0ilent?

>>33842322
and cool girls smoke cigarettes

>>33842323
Yes. They are all me metaphysically speaking, because we are simply one consciousness manifesting itself into bodies to experience itself subjectively.

Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

>>33842313
You know hes a loser because he might buy a sex toy? Do you think its socially acceptable for women to buy sex toys?

>>33842306
Obviously not all women have kids but I think women look best after their first pregnancy

Women, would if be a problem if I wouldn't let you watch me play video games or watch sportsball?

>>33842327
Nah, just stinky ones. And ones that do coke or benzos or drink heavily, in my experience.

>ugly motherfucker
>side business isnt picking up after tons of work and money
>getting old
man im burned out. Is there any good reason to keep going at this point.

>>33842329
By this logic, rape is simply a construct of sociological foolish delusions. I (you) think that you (I) should rape her (you/I).

>>33842331
Yes
Yes. There is a double standard and it's a good thing

>>33842335
>side business isnt picking up after tons of work
Put in more hours mf. You got a be a demon on that grind.

>>33842334
People used vapes next to me in cafes and it smells like something rotten a very bad smell. I don't smoke but cigarettes smell is more tolerable than vapes smell.

I'm gonna be doing my wife's makeup for her date with her boyfriend.
Any tips?

>>33842338
I dont know how you could justify that. Women should be able pleasure themselves indefinitely and exit the dating market but men should have to go outside and get rejected constantly?

>>33842331
he's a loser for other reasons too.
>>33842347
>but men should have to go outside and get rejected constantly?
yes. Men have to prove themselves.

>>33842336
Desire is mostly an illusion.

Some desires are real, but most aren't.

>>33842346
Yeah use alot of eye liner for that egyptian look. Hopefully the BVLL is impressed. May BBC be with you my friend.

>>33842345
I won’t argue with that. I prefer the smell of cigarettes too.
People seem to be way to comfortable with coating their lungs in glycerin…

>>33842347
Shouldn't be that way.

>>33842352
I dont think either gender should get sex toys. Put the dildo down, sarah. It cant love you.

>>33842307
Why would you enjoy hacking out a lung?

Got me some RuneScape membership cards at Walmart! We getting half a years of membership boys!

>>33842362
Are you poor? I could’ve given you 300m

>>33842361
take your pants off and bend over, foid.

>>33842347
Men engaging in their sexuality is disgusting

>>33842367
I'm male, though.

>>33842360
Ahh, nice name drop

>>33842368
Sorry for my penis

>>33842367
but do it jiggle

Might get an Archer tattoo

>>33842368
You are never allowed back

Why can't I have a robot gf? That would solve all my problems

Men, would you buy your gf a full length fox fur coat?

>>33842377
Yes but only a real animal pelt, not that plastic crap

>>33842377
If I had the money for it, hell yeah.

>>33842377
I'll get her a fox, she can skin it herself.

>>33842377
Certainly. I'd also have a freezer built in our mansion for you to keep all of your fur coats over the summer.

>>33842376
You can buy a fullsize sex doll for cheaper than having a real gf. Literally the only downside is that it wont act upon you.

>>33841675 (OP)
>3/4 women never have an abortion in their lifetimes
what is the difference between the 1/4 and 3/4?

>>33842388
How does a person feel while cleaning their sex doll? Must be a horrible experience.

>depressed during the day
>go to sleep depressed
>wake up depressed
when does it go on cooldown?

>>33842377
Will you wear it around the house with nothing underneath?

>>33842389
the 1/4 hates babies

>>33842393
I used to have an onahole and yes cleaning it was more grim than a thousand post nut clarities. nta

>>33842394
when you change your lifestyle

>>33842365
I'm an ironman I don't do handouts.

>>33842368
it is actually

>>33842394
Go to bed get sleep. Sleep is really good.

>>33842401
Oh right, my bad thug

>>33842393
Seconding >>33842398. Cleaning and prep and everything is why I haven't bothered using an onahole in years even though I own two.

>>33842401
What a pimp

>>33842394
lettyyyyyyyyyyy [spoiler]is a whore[/spoiler]

>>33842398
you disgusting fuck youre supposed to clean it after every nut and you can pull out and nut onto a rag to avoid cleaning.

>>33842306
>>I bet I am not the only one who likes it
A femanon once called me a silverfox

>>33842410
Might as well be with a real woman at that point

so let me get this straight: Women hate men, but women ALSO hate men who hate men.
I thought women loved male misandrists?

>>33842412
Nta, but if they could be with a real woman, I don't think they'd be fucking onaholes lmao

>>33842398
Why not keep it in the shower? Btw, those things smell more fishy than actual snatch.

>>33842417
eh maybe it was a phase. we all have our flaws

>>33842396
No, I would sweat

>>33842415
Men who hate men are more dangerous than men.

Sleepy. I go now. Kisses.

Wait, it's all me?

>>33842420
enjoy

>>33842411
I once called a really tall man a silverback.
I really hope he didnt take it as an insult. I later started to think it could be insulting like "you are monkey" kind of way, when I meant it more like "handsome leader" kind of way...

I am 27-years-old skinny introverted incel
>never been asked out
>never been asked for my number
>never been invited to a party
>never had a girlfriend
>no women have ever found me attractive
>no woman have ever desired me
>no woman ever thought I was special
>no woman have ever loved me

It's over

>>33842420
We'll turn the heat down.

>>33842428
You have never tried so you have never failed.

maybe it helps some of you faggots.
I guess not even AI can help my ugly ass

>>33842428
yeah you gotta put up with women and play stupid mind games if you want romance.

Sobriety sure sucks when I’d rather be out of my mind

>>33842431
being an incel is actually about being so average that women dont approach you. The seething jealousy I have for alpha males is mind numbing.

>>33842440
So girls pursuing me means I’m de facto alpha?

>get compliments from women
>women flirt with me and ask to have sex
>look in the mirror
>ugly abomination that ought to be slaughtered and put out of it's misery
What gives? I know for a fact I'm not good looking. And not nearly funny enough to warrant them doing that.

>>33842444
I've had a few women call me attractive and some of them called me out sometime. I always freaked out and told my self there must be something terribly wrong with their eyesight if they want to go out with me. I look disgusting what is wrong with you woman?

>>33842427
I'm tall too.
Depending on how you said it and what your relationship is, I would have found it either funny or hot.

Women will never understand how men feel browsing lolcow, average guys can't compete with chad and they want to kill everyone else....

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.

We are energy.

Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

>>33842443
Nta, but yes. Lookswise, at least.

Might win a prestigious award one day and thank 4chan and especially/atoga/

>>33842444
F. Maybe you are good looking and just have crushingly low self esteem. Maybe you're ugly/mid but jacked. Post pics and let femanons be the judge.

>>33842457
Fucknugget of the year?

Alright not getting enough attention for me to stick around

>>33842333
Why tho

>femanon, c'mere a sec
>give me a spin
>mm yes, yes
>you know, I think you got what it takes to be a hollywood star
>How about it? Want me to get you acting in the big pictures kid?

Fast and curious. A comedy about a bi curious young man.

Why’d that girl ask me to save her and then run away >:|

>>33842471
She saw that you couldn't.

>>33842455
Good to know I suppose

What can I do to make you happy?

>>33842376
It would not. Robots can't make you have empathy. You'd break her and then get your dick shredded by cogs by the third night.

>>33842475
She barely saw shit! I’m being impatient and unnecessarily aggro right now, probably.

>>33842467
Yeah sorry but I would not pay to see that.

>>33842443
Wow really? You don't know how good you have it. Do you think that most men have that privilege?

>>33842480
get a time machine and go back in time and make yourself a female from birth and marry me and suck my cock and shoot out 10 babies.

>you know femanon...
>you look really good, got something that special something about you
>say, I have this little production I'm running in Florida
>I think you'd be perfect for it
>It's kinda like your everyday modeling gig, but y'know, with a little less clothes hehehe
>big money involved in that, you'd be swimming in cash in no time with a body like that
>and who knows, if you do good enough we might even shoot a few videos of you
>whatd'ya say?

>>33842490
>shoot out 10 babies
NTA
What a horrific nightmare.

>>33842486
Yeah, when I quit my last job a girl I didn’t know found me on social media and DM’d me asking if I wanted to hang out.
>most men
Most men don’t have mental illnesses like me, so it balances out.

I think men would be much happier if they stopped thinking about women and started bloat maxxing. Male suicide rate would be much lower if there weren't exposed to such high beauty standards by the opposite gender. Think about it rationally, if men in their 20/30s forgot women an just let themselves go they'd be much happier by gourging on food, pizza, games and drugs

Gender
Thoughts?

>>33842494
I'm sure you're one of 'those' women that think pregnancy is some kind of illness. begone. The adults are talking.

>>33841681
I just got home from work and so thirsty but need to catch up thread first
>>33841710
Congrats anon <3 you're doing good work honestly
>>33841747
What if I let her down, what if she abandons me
>>33841818
>who think “humans are garbage and pets are pure goodness
As the resident crazy cat uncle I fully agree

>>33842498
I'm a man, weirdo.

>>33842496
>men should make themselves ugglier and take themselves out of the dating market
M
good idea, less competition for me

>>33842496
You are just describing MGTOW

>the asshole is back to spamming
Alright, see you later atoga.

>>33841838
I've always liked older women kek
I guess it's not that different to how a lot of women have a thing for older men. They can have a lot of attractive qualities
>>33841906
M, I guess kind of with trick or treating and Halloween parties etc.?
At Christmas I don't meet anyone I don't already know besides carol singers. Whereas at Halloween I can give out candy and play a character with tons of kids (not in a pedo way obvs)

>>33842503
go back to r*ddit, antinatalist. Babies are cute and deserve hugs and kisses.

>>33842508
I have been here longer than you have been alive.

>>33841906
Also one thing I will say I love about Halloween is all the MILFs taking their kids trick or treating and dressed as witches and cats and such
>>33841944
I mean yes it's best to treat women like regular people regardless. Being dead inside does help with treating everyone the same
>>33841972
I can barely afford food let alone that nonsense
>>33842097
No that's based desu

>>33842496
imagine if all the gymcels dedicated all that time into getting a personality or a job...

>>33842241
Post nut clarity ftw
>>33842280
Thongs n khakis m8

>>33842377
If I had the money ofc, that's hot, cruellamaxx
>>33842394
When you hit that sweet mania jk
Idk try to live healthy and see a doc if you need <3

>>33842437
Real dude
But we gotta face our issues head on
I got let out of work today after the supermarket shut and only have £1.67 on my credit card so now I gotta be sober

>>33842522
You want me to wear a thong underneath khakis?

>>33842506
Byee <3
I caught up and I gotta eat anyways, haven't eaten in over 24hrs kek

>>33842531
I meant flip flops but also yes

Women, do you have any logistical issues with your breasts?

>>33841675 (OP)
>dating girl for 5 months now
>not feeling it, want to break up, but too cowardly to go through with it
>come up with genius plan
>I start being cold and distant to her and kind of a jerk (not overtly though) so that she will tire of me and then she will initiate the break up
>exact opposite happens and now its like shes working harder for my attention
Now what?

>>33842538
>Now what?
Shit your pants.

>>33842538
>Now what?
Uhh stop being a cowardly asshole and just break up w her?

There's this girl I've been hanging out with and she let's me break into her personal space all the time. Is this a sign to make a physical move or does she just have her guard down?

>>33842506
Real-talk though I'm honestly surprised I haven't been fired from my job, my last few shifts I've been really drunk and spouting insane shit to people the entire time. And I was working with my supervisors half the time so it's not like they don't realise. My manager is gay though so maybe that's why he hasn't fired me

one time I was at my college campus hanging out with like a group of 10 people and I walked 10 minutes away and went to a college dorm and bought acid off a guy for $20 and then I tripped balls and realized I was god.

people think I'm joking but I'm not! we are all one consciousness!

>>33842545
>There's this girl I've been hanging out with and she let's me break into her personal space all the time.
What does this even mean?

>>33842560
Usually humans have like, a distance they keep with people to be comfortable. I usually lean really close to her, as in, I kind of 'glue' myself to her and she doesn't mind at all.

I once saw a really attractive girl light up a cigarette and it changed me. I like this kind of woman.

>>33842578
A pity she'll age quickly, have shitty teeth, and then die from lung cancer.

>>33842578
You've said this like 3 times already.

Any lonely, single femanon in this thread right now?

>>33842579
Pull your fucking pants down. *I stick my dick between your thighs*. *I start rubbing your clit with my cock from behind* You're a stupid slut, you know that? You won't let me smoke tobacco? You think you can stop me?

I had a femboy interest arc but I think I'm out of that now

>>33842592
Are you the same guy who thought I was a woman that other time too?

>>33842594
I think they call they a gay phase. Glad you escaped.

>>33842595
oops my bad. The way you shit-talk tobacco is just so feminine.

men. Did this happen to you? (It happened to me).

I'm sick for the second time in three weeks. Girls, help!

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.

>>33842578
Based, you should go to the nightclub/bar smoking area and chat to the babes

>>33842578
Dating a smoker is garbage. Her house either smells like shit or has all these sprays everywhere, you can't give spontaneous kisses, she'll kill the mood constantly wanting to get a smoke, she looks 5-10 years older than her age (even if she's cute imagine how much cuter she'd be if she wasnt a smoker). Worst part is if she somehow manages to quit she'll put on 50 pounds

>>33842605
No but is your mom single cause that's hot
It's happened with my stepmom though who's only a few years older than me kek, everyone assumes we're a couple

Girls, do you feel uncomfortable sleeping next to someone when you are on your periods?

>>33842615
my mom is now old and ugly as fuck unfortunately.

What questions would foidlets ask a high IQ moid?

>>33841152
>how do i get him to open up and let down his guard so i can cheat on him too
That's some Satan-level of evil right there

>>33842617
No? I don't leak THAT much.

>>33842614
You know that not every smoker smokes a pack a day, right?

And there's also cigars and pipes.

Squeezing femanon too hard for her to escape and giving her more kisses than she can handle!

>>33842618
RIP that's a shame
What about when she was younger
My mom used to be stacy so some people assumed she was my older sister

I have a reservation at Dorsia but no gf, damn.

>>33842635
yeah she used to be a stacy.

Let's gangbang qt's mom and give him another sister.

Uh guys I can't post a gif. Does this board not allow gifs?

Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

>>33842636
You live in Montreal too, anon?

>>33842646
What a weird fantasy. For me, I just want to be the first to explore his virgin boipucci.

>>33842636
better to have and not need than need and not have, I always say

>>33842651
Montreal mentioned

>>33842655
ok so you can post gifs....

>>33842656
Wh-what? Did I say the secret word or?

>>33842644
She sounds cool lol
>>33842646
DIE
>>33842653
ALSO DIE

Do you guys actually take fat girls to expensive restaurants? Why?

>>33842663
I mean I used to take my chubby ex to eat out a lot
Happy wife happy life
Eating is fun

>>33842663
I am slightly overweight for my height and have been to nice restaurants, yes.

Women do you know this feeling?

>>33842663
Seriously though I'm a brokie but if I had money again then sure I'd take em out to expensive restaurants
Being fat isn't necessarily unattractive if you have a cute face and nice personality

>>33842663
there are few things more worthwhile in this life than good food paired with good conversation, together with someone you love

>>33841710
Why does that make you happy?

>>33841747
Im desperate to be in love and be loved

>>33842662
Hey you like a gritty demo tape, right?
https://youtu.be/tTWyBtRbC1w?si=WB8BAaJtfqGLKQiS

>>33841770
>>33841777
Are you the femcel that works retail? I simp for you kinda

>>33842692
Woo this is mega sick <3

Women, Im having cookies with milk and you can't have any

>>33842699
Can I get one, broski?

>>33842694
No Im not. And I’m telling her you said “kind of”

>gooned to a game for 5 hours
>game crashed
I saved it too far back fml

do i spend this $1500 on a pc or stocks. i have a pc but it's been crashing recently and i don't care enough to find out what the specific problem is since I did all the basic troubleshooting. oh yea also i love this woman but she barely even knows I exist but i'm too scared to do anything because my world would end if she rejects me.

>>33842699
I'm jelly breh
Might have a battenberg cake with aero hot chocolate in a bit tho
>>33842706
Damn bro that ain't just a goon that's a marathon

>>33841777
men are scared of catching a false rape accusation. If you want men to simp for you, you have to hang out with men. Like, you have to be in friend groups. And how do you expect them to know that have good traits? You have to advertise yourself.

>>33842711
Take your PC to a repairman if you really cba to fix, buy some stocks, stop being a pussy and make a move on the lass

>>33842711
It doesn't really matter what you do. Sorry bro but 1500$ for stocks isn't much.

>>33842711
Can you upgrade the PC for less than the replacement cost?

>>33841770
there is a time and place for being cheap. i grew up from humble circumstances, and it has taken a lot of work for me to feel okay with frivolous spending. the idea of a femshit that can't control her spending or a femshit that would get upset at spending money on silly things would be extremely annoying

>>33841786
why does nobody simp for me?
>doesn't post on social media
>doesn't go outside
how do you expect people to know you exist? unless you are asking your parents to find your partner for you, you aren't going to have simps.

>>33842097
Yes

>>33842102
Maybe and depends on her bodytype

>>33842723
bro I literally SAID THE SAME THING STOP STEALING MY POSTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33842722
Well youd like that about me then
>>33842723
Who said I don’t go outside???? I’m just not a degenerate

I like my current job but I hardly get any hours
For example last week I only got given two shifts cause it was a quiet week
I was making almost as much while on job seeker's allowance
Should I apply to other jobs or should I just live a chill poorfag life

>>33842726
>>33842723

oh sorry my bad I mistook you for another poster.

>>33842306
I love how wide your hips get as you grow older.

>>33842733
why do you need women to answer this question?

There are no women in my house. :(

>>33842377
No

>>33842614
What if I only smoke maybe two cigarettes a day on a bad day four to six and I look about my age? I feel like that's also very difficult these days considering the fact that I've seen 25-year-old women who absolutely look 40 years old and I've also seen 30-year-old women who look 25. So I'm not exactly sure what look your age even means anymore, but we'll just settle for not looking absolutely botched.

>>33842730
oh yeah, if you'd entertain my own schizophrenic self-entertainment for even a second, i'd be halfway ready to marry you desu. flaw in my programming.

>>33841813
Oh you definitely don't like naggers (kek)

>>33842740
I'm pro tobacco but if you need more than 1 a day then there's something wrong with you. The feeling you get from tobacco is not something you should be feeling all the time. It's supposed to compliment your day and make up your day.

Remember when femanons loved Paul Dano?

>>33842745
>>33841813
visit naggers.net to see what happens if you marry a nagging woman.

>>33842747
MOTHER FUCK I KEEP MAKING TYPOS

*compliment your day NOT make up your day*

>>33842635
I feel really, really bad for my mom in the looks department. I saw this picture of her when she was younger, she was like 27 or so (she had me at 30 because she was told that was the only acceptable age to reproduce) and she looked just like the St. Paulie beer girl. I'm telling you, the same face shape, that blonde hair, all of it. Except she was easily 180, maybe 190 pounds at the time. She's 5'2". She still always had a gorgeous face, she was just very fat and very bottom heavy. It's a shame because these days, especially with pretty much all women being fat and most of them storing it in their gut, not their ass thighs and tits, she would have been an absolute gem but instead I grew up hearing a story she told my sisters about how never to trust men and to just expect men to harass them for how they looked and never to trust girls telling them that they were pretty because they all lie anyway. Essentially she was just bullied all of her life for being fat and of course she only ever gained weight and insisted my entire life to this day that she cannot lose weight. It's kind of interesting though, my three sisters were all fat growing up, but one of them actually lost the weight and is now decently fit and athletic and they insist something is wrong with her and it's not normal. I asked her of course because I wanted to know, and she said it just dawned on her one day that she was no different from any other human being and it didn't make sense that she would be. So she just actually started tracking her calories and turns out she was just overeating, and especially because of the portions we were fed as kids, she just thought it was normal. Then she decided she wanted to get into sports and stuff.

Man this fucking general is rough. The women here barely respond. They always have some other more interesting place on the internet to fuck off too.

>>33842661
C’est la BUUUUUT

>>33841977
Depends on how racist and why tf you're even mentioning it? I make fun of my race and sometimes others

>>33842737
Idk women are more sensible than me

Its cute how they ignore us but then come here with an issue asking men to fix it like "men why is my computer slow" instead of asking on crystal cafe or whatever

>>33842687
Because I’m broke and need a job lol

>>33841989
Blast some music on high maybe if you can't find them

>>33842762
women make all decisions based on emotion. If you want to know if your job is good for you. You need to crunch the hard numbers and determine if your content. You don't need to ask anyone else really.

>>33842747
>>33842755
No worries on the typo, shit happens. I don't think I've actually ever known anyone who only smoked one cigarette a day. Most people tell me that I'm barely even a smoker because it's so occasional and rare, but that's because I only smoke outside away from stuff at the beginning of the day and the end of the day. If it's just been a real hell of a time lately, then it'll be too, so I extend my little outside break. Of course, yes, I do still just go outside and enjoy the fresh air.

>>33842741
Youre a dream I wish you were real

>>33842763
I've never actually been there... and I'm a little bit scared to go now.

>>33842773
If you care about your health you should smoke 1 at the end of the day in an enclosed room and sip on wine. Kinosoul way to end the shitty 21st century day.

>>33842775
you would cross the street if you saw me coming at you

>>33842763
Small chans like CC have conversations that span over weeks and months, whereas you can have a question answered here within minutes.

Femcels, why do you think a bf would solve your problems?

>>33842173
Nothing wrong with having preferences over sex and attraction

>>33842778
What if I don't care about longevity past like 65?

>>33842769
>women make all decisions based on emotion
This is what I do though
>determine if your content
I'm never content but idk how much is in my head
I should've never quit my last job where I was earning way more
>>33842757
Aw, your mom sounds sweet anyways and I'm glad your sister got healthier too

>>33842173
would it matter if it was or wasn't? please free yourself, you're imprisoned and you don't even realize it

>>33842377
Those look ugly

>>33842788
I came up with a phrase for this question: Excessive smoking and excessive eating doesn't kill you, it just makes your life worse.

So it's not a clean suicide in other words.

>>33842795
NTA, hard lesson to eat

Men, would you be disappointed if you started dating a girl, and then you find out she only likes it in the butt? I get kindof nervous when I tell guys how I want sex. And I'm not sure how to break it to them.

>>33842117
I wish you were real

>>33842798
I'm assuming that means she cleans often? No, not really disappointed.

>>33842798
i guess a little bit? my ideal partner would just be willing to do anything with me in general, emphasizing the "play" part of it. any disappointment would be offset by you being open and honest about it, though, especially if you were nervous about it, i'd find the willingness to be vulnerable attractive

>>33842795
Not quite a fatalism as in suicide, more like fatalism as in I want to accept death as it comes. What does it mean to die of old age? These days, we call it heart failure. We call it strokes. Tons of different things that are just way more likely to happen to you once you're older. And we fix it. Their heart stops beating? We'll crank them back on. I don't want that. When it's my time, I just want to die. So if I end up with horrible cancer, by the time that I'm 65, I just want to be made comfortable. That's all. I don't want to have to be on 20 or more medications. I'd prefer to know that I generally take good care of my health and I have an occasional treat.

Men
How often do you think about her?
Women
Do you ever think about them?

>>33842798
Very disappointed

>>33842798
Vaginimus?

>>33842811
multiple times a day. talk to her so much in my head, suppose i can say she's still present in my life.

>>33841747
Women never love us back.

>>33842798
Not necessarily, I mean would I at least be able to eat your pussy?

>>33842779
You would scream if I looked at you

>>33842781
Yes

>>33842814
If so that does confuse me a little... If pussy is terrifying and like a pencil to the eye, why isn't anal? That hole isn't even meant for penetration and I thought it hurt or at least had a way higher likelihood of hurting

>>33842818
only in giddiness, once i got back home

>>33842811
Sometimes. I just hope theyre OK. I hope things are better. I feel guilty over how things ended.

wait a second. What the fuck? She cheats on her BF and only gets trust issues when he does the same? Holy shit talk about rage bait. Although it's probably a true story.

>>33842837
>reading reddit posts
>getting enraged

Women, if he sticks hands inside your wet vagina then puts his fingers to your mouth, would you let him put it in to taste yourself?
Men, if you cum in her mouth and she goes up to kiss you without swallowing, would you let her kiss and taste your cum?

Do homophobic women exist?

>>33842842
I would say most women are homophobic privately.

>>33842841
That's gross

>>33842798
Why the ass?

>>33842846
>>33842814

It's not deep it's just a weird phobia

>>33842840
Kek ole Tom

>>33842798
Yes, that'd be a dealbreaker for me personally.

>>33842841
>if you cum in her mouth and she goes up to kiss you without swallowing, would you let her kiss and taste your cum?
I've no qualms with kissing her after, but without swallowing or spitting it out? No thanks. I don't treat it like toxic waste, but it's still gross in texture and I'd really rather not.

What is it with women and napkins? Every woman I've ever been with has double checked to make sure there were napkins at the table before eating. I almost never use napkins; I just eat with one hand, so the other hand is clean, then I wash my hands with soap once I'm finished.

does anyone know why /atoga/ slows to a crawl sometimes?

>>33841688
What bothers me about Fire Emblem Heroes, coming back to it, is how basically every notable character got in early and has been so powercrept to shit, and they're putting in all these random side characters who absolutely shit all over them. Like, Ike is a liability to have compared to this random joke character they just added from his game.

>>33841710
That's a good job. Honest work that's very important to a lot of people.

>>33842837
Here's a helpful tip. Avoid bait whenever you can. You can't always avoid bait because there will always be instigators in real life who do just want to get your goat and see you riled up, but avoid plebbit. Avoid Facebook. You are literally only going to see rage bait. There are other places where there's a high likelihood that you'll see rage bait like tick-tack and YouTube but it's still avoidable and you can still make those apps enjoyable if that's something you like. I only use Facebook so I can snatch up the local free/super cheap shit in my area on a specific group that screens out scammers and every time I have to make a conscious effort to just check that group and not see anything that Facebook recommends, not see anything that my relatives are up to, because it's always rage bait. No matter who's posting it, unless it's in that specific classifieds group for my local area, it's rage bait. Hell, I even see rage bait in that group every once in a blue moon but I have to ignore it to get what I want, sort of like you would for tictac or YouTube.

>>33842811
Not often anymore. Maybe once every other week.

>>33842842
Yeah there's just a fear because if you ever express your actual thoughts you will be burned hard. No women will associate with you if you don't support the girly pops, which includes supporting the gay besties unfortunately. You also have to support fat bitches. Who runs HR? Who runs the hiring department? It's all women, and they talk to each other.

>>33842860
wait until you find out people are actually being sincere and society is actually just that bad.

>>33842855
theres always guys on, but the girls come and go. if no girls, the thread dies

>>33842706
What game?

>>33842863
there's a good chance all women are disgusted by LGBT and there's a "emperor has no clothes" situation going on where every girl thinks every other girl likes LGBT.

>>33842675
Ohio and Rulebreaker

>>33842831
You would throw up if you smelled me