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I will probably die an unloved virgin

>>33847851
Probably

>>33847834
>lore
please stfu
>>33847836
no, but it's very clearly not something she cares about or would have found on her own, but is just parroting some guy she'll never meet and treating it like a new story to consoom like every other internet drama slop.
It's all so tiring.

>>33847851
Most people will at this point.
Most men, I mean. Women will let chad use them - they will also die unloved though at least.

Hey femanons, what do you wanna talk about tonight?

You just got SNAILED

>I look ugly in all of my graduation photos
:(

>>33847851
Welcome to the club

Hey girls what is a "good" amount of time for penetrative sex to last? (Meaning to not count the foreplay)
And do you usually orgasm during penetrative sex?

>>33847865
I'm sure you look fine.

>>33847865
prove it right now

>>33847854
Oh no. I better not catch you reading any internet articles, mr. piss.

>>33847844 (OP)
I need a gf who will go camping in the wilderness with me for days at a time. Raw sex in the woods and mountains!!!

state genocide,
Thoughts on robot wives?
I'm thinking it will start out as something purely functional, like vidrel. Then people will get tired of the robot look and start giving it more human features until one company goes the extra mile and just makes it look and talk like a woman for the purposes of being eye candy for touch starved virgin gooners (who will have probably significantly risen in numbers by that point).
Then as more people get it and it establishes itself in the market it won't be too far fetched to put a fleshlight in them and then so on and so forth.
My point is that because of incels and otherwise undesirable men there will always be a market for these things and I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot more men that could otherwise have gotten a gf will be tempted by the convenience and path of least resistance.
But maybe I'm also just retarded, what are your thoughts?

>>33847873
Would

>>33847873
Robots are so cute, look at him go

>>33847873
M, I don't think they'll really be a thing in our lifetime.

>>33847873
>Thoughts on robot wives?
Wives are for birthing sons. Slaves and concubines are the ones who will be cleaning like in your gif

>look inside onlyfans subscribers
>old men and foreigners
Thoughts?

Anon is right, that's something I noticed about women too. They don't really give a shit about anything they can sink their teeth into or things that require a deep material understanding. They just want to be spoonfed a story. That's it.
As long as there is a narrative with a good enough emotional hook, they'll gobble up anything you put in front of them. For foids it's not so much about the subject being discussed or any of the nuances of it's essence, but more about the soap opera tier events surrounding it.
My guess is that it makes them feel more included in a subject that takes a lot to understand or would take them a while to catch up on, so they can feel like they're part of the conversation by talking about the metadata and feel like they just added something of value.

>>33847887
>Thoughts?
Based girlboss getting that money

>>33847887
>foreigners
tf does this even mean on the internet?

>>33847887
Good.

>>33847873
>robot wives
>posts video of a cleaning robot
what did he mean by this?

>>33847873
Would you even want a robot wife if to have one, you had to surgically remove your dick and balls instead?

>>33847867
Like an hour, hour and half.

>>33847887
>retards paying for porn
nothing new

>>33847895
Browns

>>33847895
indians, africans, and muslims

>>33847899
Oh fuck that.

>>33847891
Go on and explain why you're not a piss baby for calling a cheat on him, kremmy. I would like to hear it in full audhd detail.

>>33847898
вoт зэ фaк ap ю тoлкинг aбayт?

I'm glad I live in a country where I can carry a gun with me at all times. In the winter I will carry a larger one.

>>33847897
Holy shit is that cat gaming

>>33847844 (OP)
M or F.
What advice from here have you tried?
How did it go?
Name one thing you like about tog

>>33847910
>In the winter I will carry a larger one.
...to compensate for shrinkage?

>>33847906
Idk, I'm not that anon

>>33847912
F
>What advice from here have you tried?
Use dating apps, cold approach men, join a hobby
>How did it go?
Not well except for the hobby but no men there

I am the biggest ‘cel ITT

>>33847891
yes, women are retarded. Why do you act like this is some grand revelation?

>>33847914
No, bigger guns are better. I can carry more and bigger bullets

Gender, can you come up with a sily restaraunt name?
Torontofags, can you tell us if it does exist?

>>33847904
Why?

>>33847903
Forgot latinx

Women, how would you feel about a law that stated that female war prisonners cannot be penatrated during gangrape, until she comes first.? So the soldiers have to either eat her out or masturbate her beforahand!

did someone activate russian sleeper agents, wtf is this shit?
IN ENGLISH PLEASE

>>33847895
Bloody good morning to you saar

>>33847922
I always love those seafood spots like "Crusty Dick's shack of crabs and fuck you"

>>33847917
Age? Can you tell me about a couple cold aproaches? Same for online.

>>33847922
Blacked dot com

>>33847927
SAAR

>>33847927
нeт

>>33847917
What hobby did you pick?

>>33847911
You'd be surprised. Cats are good with tech.

>>33847912
M
Not so much advice, but I've gotten nuggets of wisdom and bits of confidence boosts. One piece of info I got from here is that diet is the most important component of weight loss, even moreso than exercise.
And it's going pretty good. I'm down to 203.1 lbs now.
I like talking to anons here and learning more about the things we like, what we get up to in a day.

>>33847922
Don’t bother asking Toronto jeet he’s not allowed to leave his house due to his strict parents and cultural obligations

>>33847917
why dont you just warm approach men you already know

>>33847934
oh no no no no no

Shitty time to be on huh

>>33847944
When’s it not?

>>33847912
M
none
still single

>>33847943
Haven't they always been shirt and fat? All they eat are carbs

>>33847932
25
I'd just go up to guys and see if I could keep a conversation going
Online I act a little more brazen
>>33847937
Fencing
>>33847942
Don't know any men

>>33847939
How big did you start and is that ur cat?

I swear the quickest way to make a million dollars is to sell knock off polo shirts in India

>>33847952
225, I think it's been a bit over a month (although while I was sick I put on weight again). I was 204 two days ago.
My sister's cat from when I stayed with her for a while, but still a buddy.

>>33847950
Are you the Anon who restarted fencing this month?

>>33847950
I like that you tried and think you should keep going. Did you perfect walking your first time?

Men, Queen Bussy?

>>33847960
Seems scratchy

>>33847950
>Fencing
Lmao
I respect if it you're genuinely interested in fencing, but picking it to meet guys sounds like it's way too niche to work

>>33847957
No I've never done it before
>>33847959
Love is the most natural thing in the world >:( I shouldn't be this bad at it

>>33847966
I like it

>>33847956
Friend :) so sweet and cute

>>33847943
Saar pls I beg you do not destroy the reputation of India national scared symbol saar

>>33847969
love was made up less than 200 years ago
its actually the most unnatural thing in the world

I hate women.

>>33847939
>>33847956
The CUTEST cat

>>33847969
Sure but conversation isnt especially since 2019. Practice couldnt hurt

M/F
When was the last time you were hugged (note WERE HUGGED, not hugged someone else. Them hugging you back sincerely during a hug you initiated counts though)?

>>33847982
M
my mom
few days ago

>>33847978
Not true
>>33847981
I'm tired of it
>>33847982
8 months ago

>>33847982
M
Romantically? Like six years ago. I hugged my mom last week after I gave her a ride to the airport, though.

>>33847974
>>33847980
I miss him. Little buddy.
https://files.catbox.moe/tj8mph.mp4

>>33847982
M, around 4 PM at work.

>>33847982
M
if you mean romantically then never in my life

>>33847969
Natural doesn't mean easy, its ok

Such a lovely day, I think I'll make an earl grey and have a pastry. Genders, do you like tea? What kind?

>>33847912
F. You guys offer some good advice abd some awful advice. Many times, the encouragement here has helped me get out of my head about hangups that I couldn't admit to myself alone. And many other times, I've been tricked into making a fool of myself in public. So I take the risk of asking for advice when it's necessary.

>>33847994
M
never tea i actually liked

>>33847982
F. Last weekend during sex.

>>33847994
I wish I did. I want to like tea, I think the ceremony around it is so interesting. But it all tastes horrible and metallic to me.

>>33847994
M
I prefer coffee

Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids

>>33847994
M
I don’t drink tea often, but I don’t think I’ve tried one that I disliked so far.
I generally just have iced tea with lemonade whenever I have tea, but I like oolong, chamomile, lemongrass, hibiscus, green and white teas as well.

>>33847994
Regular english breakfast or chamomile.
Probably with milk now that I think I have lactose immunity somehow.

>>33848002
in your dreams buddy

>>33847982
M
2 weeks ago when I broke up with her

>>33848002
Warp tour?

>>33847982
M
I don't like physical contact but the last time I remember was 4 years ago

>>33847997
What's kinds have you tried? How you make it does affect taste, you may be burning it or steeping too long

Is it realistic to think a beautiful 20 year old art student was going to settle down with me instead of just use me as a part of her carousel? I feel like a porcelain fuckdoll.
She was solo traveling in my country, fell in love hard but that may have just been her latin flavor. I didn't have a house or a job when we met, I got a job and apartment and she stayed with me and cooked for me and fucked my brains out only to give up. I had said I wanted to move to her, but as a 20 year old art student on birth control in this modern age, despite everything, she would choose to look elsewhere even though I had cum in her pussy many times.

I hate that I can't own what I cum in.

>>33847985
You either be tired or don't get what you want
>>33847996
Care to share examples?

>>33847988
>https://files.catbox.moe/tj8mph.mp4
THAT WAS THE CUTEST MEOW WTF

>>33847994
I like to drink herbal tea, especially at night. I'm drinking lemon ginger right now.

>F
.

>>33848001
Fair

Managed to get a girl's phone number. I'll text her in a couple days and ask if she wants to go for drinks or something. desu she probably won't even respond, but goddammit i am gonna try.

>>33848002
You do NOT want a clingy woman for breeding. Shell need you for everything and sow dysfunction

>>33848003
A man of variation, very impressive. Do you take it straight?

which is better, asking for a girls number or offering her mine

>>33848019
Why text her in a few days? If I gave a guy my phone number and he didn't text me for days, I would think he just really wasn't interested.

>>33848023
>she doesn't know

>>33848021
Yup. I’ll have black tea with milk very occasionally, and I do also like chai.
I usually just drink black coffee for my caffeine fix, though.

>>33848022
OFFER YOURS its way less threatening.

>>33848023
no bro you dont understand if i dont act nonchalant shell get the ick and ghost me

>>33848013
On the positive side, I've received encouragement to explore my options with dating and realized I was bi. Also I've been talked down from lots of negative self-talk that kept me from communicating well with partners.
On the negative side, I've been gaslit into licking a guy's glasses to flirt with him, been tricked into sharing things I shouldn't have, etc.

>>33848023
You're supposed to wait a few days, right? Besides, it's nighttime and tomorrow is a weekday. I'll text her on Saturday morning.

Shot my shot for the first time in a million billion years today and it actually fucking landed oh my god

>>33848030
I would get the Ick if it's within 30 minutes he sends me a text and I might be a little bit unnerved if he stands there and says hold on let me text you to make sure I got your number right. It's not going to be wrong I understand you don't want to get it wrong but it feels like he's trying to make sure I gave him a real phone number and like he's paranoid. I don't like that, but if it's been days I don't know that's a little bit too long. Maybe later in the evening a casual "hey I'm winding down for the night I just wanted to make sure before I forget I log your phone number this is so and so right?"
Be casual but jot SO uninterested.

im going to die full of regret for not even having tried

>>33848027
Do you eat with tea? What pairings do you like?

>>33848031
>I've been gaslit into licking a guy's glasses to flirt with him
I haven't got the correct image for this, but this is close.
Thanks for sharing and keep at it. Every failure teaches us something

>>33848013
>don't get what you want
I guess I'm going to die like this

>>33848037
You drink tea bro not eat

>>33848041
Har har.

>>33848038
It was rough. I sometimes trust you fucks too much when it comes to your opinions on what's hot.

Atoga is no fun when you guys are indianposting

>>33847899
>hour and half penetrative sex
Yeah most girls tell me it starts hurting if I pound it for over an hour and im 6 inches and kinda thick but not really

Why do girls not realize that them going to college and work has caused unhealthy familys and communities and also a lower birthrate which will lead to bloodlines dying off

I hardly meet any women that understand and appreciate holding the feminine role of raising children and maintaining a home

>>33848037
Nah, I usually just drink the tea by itself. My go-to Arnold Palmer is pretty much a snack and tea anyways. I only ever have black tea and milk with breakfast, so eggs and a bagel or toast.

>>33848031
>managed to get groomed at 30

Gender
Do you guys like horror? Movies, games, etc. What's your favorite?

>>33848040
No way
A pride of lions fails hunting like 9 times in 10 but they keep at it
Let's fucking go!!!

>>33848049
M
who needs horror when you have my life
jk
i do see shit in the corner of my eye sometimes
floating heads in my house, robed figures outside
probably just my eyelashes or something (get eyelash mogged femanons)

>>33848046
What? Its all about moisture and taking appropriate breaks for one but... The rest? I don't think you understand the perspective. Just kill your career, everything you worked hard for, or you're also told you should not just be waiting around in your parents' house for a man, you should be able to take care of yourself and show initiative. They want to see that you are not just some little princess that wants him to do everything that you can contribute meaningfully to your household with him. You can't do that if you never got an education and you never got a career. But if you have an education in career, staying home and taking care of the kids means throwing that away because it means at least five years away from your career field. Maybe longer if you want more kids. So realistically, a full decade away. Kiss that career goodbye. It's over now. It's done. You're going to have a hell of a hard time getting back into it. It's difficult. You're raised being told that you need to have that college. You need to have that career. You can't just hope that Mr. Perfect will come along and you need to show that you're competent and you can take care of yourself. You're not asking for a handout from him. But also, what happens if it doesn't work out? What happens if he just dies unexpectedly in a tragic car accident at 25 at 30 and he's gone and you're stuck with two kids or more. Hell, even just one kid is bad enough. But you have no education. You have no money. You have no one to take care of you now or you just have to mooch off of family members and remember that you are always there under their grace. You're under whatever rules they impose. You can't take care of your kids by yourself. That's not a fun place to be in. You cannot be dependent on a man to do everything for you because he won't always be there. And what if you need to get a divorce from him? What if he starts beating you? What if he starts cheating on you? Ideally he won't, but if he does?

>>33848049
M
Aliens dark descent, all the aliens movies, dead space all good. I dont wath many movies alone and wish I had a gf to watch scary stuff with and she hold me for protection and then we go to haunted hayride.

Women, I'm a woman and I want women friends. But if they aren't total degens theyre strict Christians who seem to be very nice but also want me to do bible study and cry for Jesus. Where's the middle ground?

>>33848048
Your buzzwords don't mean shit.

Oh ok nice schizo nonsense ramble

>>33848049
M
I like psychological horror films, my favorite would be The Shining it's such a timeless classic

>>33848060
>Where's the middle ground?
https://meetup.com

>>33848049
F. Of course. Slashers are like my whole thing.

>>33848067
also M
more of a Rosemary's Baby kinda guy myself, but Shining is also an excellent choice.
>>33848070
marry me pls

>>33848072
>marry me pls
Are you a slasher villain?

>>33848069
Noted thank you

>>33848070
Goth?

>>33848076
NTA but how hard can being a slasher be just wear a mask and grab weaponry

>>33848076
i-if that's what you w-want

>>33848080
Silly anon...

>>33848080
Nope.
>>33848083
It's not that simple. It's about presence.
>>33848084
I don't think slasher villains stutter. Most of the ones I like barely talk, actually.

>>33847994
My new vape kinda taste like lemon ice tea

Talking to girls online ftmfw

cocky want boing boing

>>33848049
M
Evil dead forever

>>33848099
Lewd

>>33848049
I never see any horror military movies or games anymore MTF don’t count and UMBRELLA corp is too action based

>>33848091
Ah I forgot you need to be over 6'4" and able to smash through doors
Although I know you'd prefer for them to smash you

>>33848091
What do you think of Nemesis from Resident Evil?

>>33847927
nyet

>>33847960
N-no thanks

>>33848019
>in a couple days
Are you dumb?

At least you retards are sometimes entertaining.

>>33848106
Being big would be a plus, but it's not mandatory. Any guy bigger than me can feel like a brick wall to me when I'm hugging him.
>>33848107
Not familiar with the name and I haven't watched the movies in forever. Which one was he in?

>>33848113
We're not retards :[

>>33848091
Oh jh...
I can smash through doors and lift you off your feet too you know

>>33848112
No hes just been fear mongered

>>33848113
Are you pretending to be me?

>>33848115
I am, I'm on the spectrum

>>33848117
Surely you can do better than a community flashlight, anon.

>>33848117
As long as I'm not paying for the door, sounds lovely.

>>33848114
Would you jump your boyfriend's bone if he chased you through the woods as foreplay?

>>33848114
The third game and the second movie
Big-ass implacable strong mutated monster with heightened intelligence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iQEeHJxdI8

>>33848112
It really is the dumbest shit.
>if i pretend to be someone who is non-chalant and doesn’t care, that will make me look confident
Compared to
>i was busy; it i wasn’t i would have been texting her
If you’re interested, act fucking interested.

>>33848067
Sphere was good but the film adaptation it does no justice to the book whatsoever

>>33848126
Agreed. I think it's actually manipulative and somewhat cruel to pretend to be indifferent to somebody like that.

>>33848114
I'm surprised you didn't know Nemesis. He's in DBD and I thought you watched somebody play it a bit.

>>33848126
>If you’re interested, act fucking interested.
Desperation is the biggest ick

>>33848127
Yeah that can be the problem with films trying to redo a book. Failing to get the full story in the same exact details.

>>33848135
It’s only desperation if you are desperate. Guess what, people who are not desperate and are actually confident do show their desire and intentions.

>>33848136
They probably couldn’t because sometimes the lore would may aswell make it a documentary series

>>33848124
I don't want to fuck outdoors in general, I don't want to end up on a list by accident.
>>33848125
Honestly, the way he was grabbing her and throwing her around was pretty good. I liked how he looked until the mask came off, though. Also he has tentacles sometimes?
>>33848134
I don't remember him in it at all.

>>33847844 (OP)
My girlfriend last night:
>I wish I had known you existed before the day we actually met, so I could wait for you and find you as early as possible and we could spend even more years together

>>33848147
That’s really sweet

How do I resolve women being physical boundary stretching flirtatious right in front of my gf? She’s had to lose her shit and scream at girls because they thought it was okay to come up and fondle my arms and my gf just came unglued and I had to evacuate us post haste. I don’t want to be a dick head and I’d like to diffuse the situation smoothly but I just freeze up and don’t know what to do because I don’t want to go full autist and say don’t touch me with a blank stare in my eyes like a weirdo.

>>33848141
Overconfidence is an even bigger ick

>>33848147
Ah shit forgot my question

To women:
What did she mean by the "wait for you" thing? Did she mean it in a way like "I'd have wanted to save my virginity and only have sex with you my entire life" or like "if I knew you existed, I wouldn't have had all those shitty boyfriends" ?

>>33848151
Yeah this is the reason why I can’t be in a committed relationship, it only makes me attract more attention. I’m happy just being the designated harem team leader

>>33848151
This is just something that women do when they see an attractive man with another woman. You just look at them coldly and say ew, that's it. Or just make a disgusted face at them and shrug them away. Ask what's wrong with them. "Let's get out of here these girls are disgusting"

>>33848132
Nah, not cruel. Just playing a losing game. She’s either going to like you or not, so just act like she likes you.

>>33848145
He's all fucked up with both the zombie virus and a parasite that controls him and mutates more and more as he gets fucked up in the game
In the movies he's shit though, not worth remembering

Doki doki

Women, do you ever refer to your man by name? Or even a nickname?
I was reflecting upon my last relationship and I found it strange that she never once said my name or any nickname out loud. It was always just "you" or "hey".
The one time I heard her say my name was when we were around family and she had to get my attention specifically, and it took me completely off-guard.
I have a completely ordinary name.
Can you think of any reason why this was the case?

>>33848154
Both. Literally both. She's telling you that you are her ideal mate and she wishes that she could have spent much more for life with you and given you everything and not wasted her time and emotions

>>33848152
>no confidence is ick
>too much confidence is ick
Yeah, go fuck yourself.

>>33848160
That is weird, but I can't think of a singular reason... It is just pet names that were built over time or his actual name, always endearing

I'm ovulating and depressed

>>33848164
Hi

really wish i had a sister to fuck

>>33848145
>I don't want to fuck outdoors in general, I don't want to end up on a list by accident.
Fair enough, regardless I hope you have some horror themed fun during Halloween with your partners.

>>33848145
>I don't remember him in it at all.
Must not have seen him in a game. The tentacles are more-or-less his thing. Playing as him online with Valk was what made me start really liking the game.

>>33848157
Just a bit. In the sense that you might make somebody worried that they did something wrong when they didn't, so you're needlessly worrying them.

Women, what's it like living with tits?

>>33848166
Leave me alone

>>33848151
You absolute retard!!!! You cannot diffuse the situation calmly! Your woman thinks you are complicit and you like it if you are not aggressive in shutting it down AAAAAANNNNDDDD those females are going to become MORE aggressive because they do think you're compliant too or else you would shut it down immediately and firmly and leave no room for them to question whether or not you were into it!

>>33848158
Sounds like an excuse to just make him do whatever you want and never die, which is pretty important for slasher villains. Side question, does he have like a more human-looking form or at least a human face?

I miss you I miss you I miss you Where are you and Im so sorry

>>33848162
Lmao crash out at your own discretion

>>33848164
How? Its the happiest time of the whole month

>>33848163
This bothers me more than it should. I, on the other hand, always called her by name, tens if not hundreds of times per day.

>>33848171
Okay

Was it the right choice to break up with a guy to protect him from my family bullying him

>>33848168
There's a party crawl planned, but I really don't like that sort of thing much anymore. But yeh hopefully the fun will be after all that.
>>33848169
>The tentacles are more-or-less his thing
Let me guess, there's lots of porn of him online?

>>33848174
?

>>33848178
That was a test. You hate me

>>33848173
No, he's a big ugly bioweapon. All the black gear like the mask was thrown together to try to keep him from mutating uncontrollably

I am concocting so many schemes and mulling over so many diabolical machinations rn

>>33848179
I stared at this blinking for at least 30 solid seconds. I'm not exactly sure what this means. Do you mean that you started dating a guy, you took him home to your family, and they were very aggressive to him, so you broke up with him to protect him, not because you agree with your family?... I mean... I guess? Did you really, really, really like him? Because if you did, then fuck your family. That could have been a very good long-term partner for you. If they don't support it, fuck 'em. They sound like a bunch of assholes. Unless they were just saying the truth and he was just a complete loser

I can’t make friends or get a bf in my country

>>33848169
> In the sense that you might make somebody worried that they did something wrong when they didn't, so you're needlessly worrying them.
Look, that is the constant mental state of guys making the approach. Everything is a constant state of worry that they did something wrong, or worry that they might do something wrong, mentally traversing the minefield of ‘what should i do?’. It’s not cruel to try do what they think they should do.

They just don’t know that if she likes you; act like it. If you don’t know if she likes you; act like she does.

>>33848183
Shit this shit is hard. I don’t hate you

>>33848187
Russia?

>>33848164
My gf is ovulating this weekend and we’re gonna do mushrooms and Molly and put on the rubber bed sheets so she can piss in my mouth.

>>33848180
Oh yeah. I think people have even used the models from the game to make some vids.

>>33848184
I guess that's okay. I liked the mystery of what he looked like better.

>>33848194
You guys should kill yourselves

>>33848198
This!

>>33848195
If it wasn't past midnight, I'd do some Googling.

>>33848141
>>33848152
I'm the anon who originally posted about getting a girl's phone number.
We were at a singles event, and she was also single. I asked if she'd like to exchange phone numbers, and she texted me her name. She definitely knows what my intentions are.
Now, whether she's interested is another story. That's why I wrote "she probably won't respond". But I'll text her Saturday morning (it's currently Thursday night) and we'll see what happens. I'm working tomorrow and I assume she is, too.

>>33848190
I forgive you I'm sorry I tested you

>>33848172
So I just have to be an absolute asshole? I mean if that’s the only solution I can do that, I was trying to find a more graceful way of handling it. It happens all the time.

>>33848180
NGL you seem like the kinda woman I'd wanna be friends with but knowing me I'd be afraid to approach you.

>>33848204
Whore

>have to clean my microwave before bed
>not even sure where to start, the inside is gnarly though
Anons, any ideas?

>>33848203
No worries. I like being annoyed

>>33848205
I'm apparently fairly unapproachable, but I'm always working on it. I think it's just my body language.

>>33848206
No, I’m not. Women take rejection super bad and act out in my experience. I’d rather avoid a scene.

>>33848209
No one likes being annoyed

>>33848208
Buy a new one.

>>33848212
Well okay, I like being “annoyed” by a “retard,” how about that

I don't care about my graduation photos because I never got attached to anyone in grade school or high school.

>>33848210
In this instance it's just me being extremely autistic and scared of annoying people by trying to talk to them.

>>33848215
I had friends in school, but I was so checked out by graduation that the only reason I even have graduation photos is because the yearbook club begged me to take some.

>>33848204
Y E S. My god if text can't convey it then I will send a voice message to make sure you understand by not being aggressive and direct you are telling every single woman that does this it's okay to humiliate your girlfriend because that's what they're doing they are trying to humiliate her and steal you, you appear complicit when you do nothing or you try and be nice to them they do not deserve you being nice they're harlots, hussies, WHORES their entire goal is to make her feel bad and ugly and worthless and that you're cheating on her because if you really loved her if you were really devoted to her you would not tolerate women talking to you like that or touching you whatsoever

>>33848164
Hot

>>33848194
they make rubber bed sheets? i have never heard of that.

>>33848202
She gave you her number at a fucking single’s event. Stop pretending to be anything. Temperance is fine, but don’t play a fucking game. Look, here’s a bit of advice: Everyone is just 16 in an older body. No shit, just saying “i like you” is not some simp shit. If she likes you, she WANTS you to like her.

>>33848211
They are already making a scene. They're touching you with your girlfriend right there. They have made this decision. Why are you so worried about their feelings? Or are you worried about it looking weird? Nobody would be against you in this scenario. If anything, they are guilty of assault and battery. If they crash out, let the paddy wagon take them

>>33848213
Maybe I should. It is very old.

>>33848217
I straight up had to be chased down and photographed by some of the yearbook people. So my photos don't fit in with the rest of the ones in the yearbook at all.

>>33848187
Why not

>>33848216
I understand. It's honestly hard to think back and remember what it's like to talk with new people and make friends and all that. It feels like a lifetime ago that I made most of my friends. Now all my friend groups are either coworkers or friends of friends. Nobody I've just met and started talking with. Assuming we aren't counting online only friends, of course.

>>33848214
Is that normal

>>33848223
>So my photos don't fit in with the rest of the ones in the yearbook at all.
Same lmfao. I’m the only member of my class that’s shown photographed in the breezeway of my high school with a point and shoot camera. I have chosen to believe that I’m very based and not retarded for having done this

>>33848215
valid

>>33848225
Having friends at all is still a hell of an accomplishment, the only "friends" I have are the people I talk to ITT which is just sad and makes me pathetic even for 4chan standards.

>>33848227
Somewhat. I live in the wrong part of this stupid country

>>33848232
I don’t think it does. If anything, that makes you a pretty average 4chan user.

>>33848164
hope u get better soon

>>33848167
dude

>>33848233
You will find someone perfect there

>>33848238
I dunno about that. Getting annoyed sounds much more appealing at the moment

>>33848235
You're just being nice, you don't need to pity me.

What job gives women the ick the way a woman working HR does to men?

>>33848242
Programming. I assume hes a fag

>>33848221
well it's fucking nighttime, so i'm definitely not gonna text her now. like i said, i work tomorrow and i assume she does too. i'd say Friday night would be the absolute earliest, but personally i would still rather wait until Saturday morning.

>>33848242
Fast food worker

>>33848242
Hr man?

>>33848242
Femboy OF model

>>33848245
Idk man, when I worked at McDonald's I ran into guys who either were constantly getting laid or were in committed relationships for years

>>33848250
The only way that I could actually settle with a grown man working retail or fast food would be if that's just his job while he's getting an actual degree or something like that. He's got to be working towards something better Otherwise, no, I'm not wasting my time like that for some bum

>>33848240
You'd get tired of it

>>33848250
I've also known guys that just sit at home in their parents house doing nothing all day that somehow also still get laid. There's just a specific type that somehow is able to attract pussy, but don't worry they're usually also losers. It's pretty rare that someone that's such a loser attracts someone who's not

>>33848254
Maybe, but I wouldn’t mind trying it anyways

Women
Is it a red flag if I type "90" instead of "1:30" when I need to microwave something for a minute and a half

>>33848218
>>33848222
I’m a large human. I fear berating a woman half my size putting hands on me would not go well. When I was single women would cross the street to get away from me but for some ungodly reason now that I have someone they all feel safe. I dunno man. It’s fucked. I’ll just be an asshole and see how that goes but I was hoping for a cleaner way out of those situations.

>>33848258
How do I get some loser girl pussy

>>33848244
Not tonight, but just fucking text her. And here is where i have to be careful about the word “honest”, because being “honest” in some ways can be good. For example
>hey, sorry i didn’t text you sooner, i was just nervous because i really like you
Etc etc. If she likes you, she wants you to like her. Somethint like that (if true) is a truth but not anything submissive, simpish, or feminine. That’s what i meant when i said if you like her, act like it.

>>33848208
Get wet wipes

You can't hate women enough.

>>33848202
What are singles events like?

>>33848242
Food service/male nurse

>>33848267
They are so cute though how can you hate them

>>33848273
This

>>33848265
I was gonna say something like:
>Hey, this is Anon. We met the other night at <venue>. Just wanted to say it was really nice meeting you, and if you'd like to hang out sometime, maybe grab a drink or go to a park or something, let me know!
>>33848269
For me, pretty awful. I have zero social skills, so even though I've been to a bunch of them, it almost never works out.

>>33848254
You’ve driven me nuts if that isn’t completely obvious at this point anon. You should capitalize on it imo

>>33848276
How much are tickets? Whats the demographics?

>>33848277
I don't understand how I've done that I worry you think I'm better than I am

>>33848281
Only one way to find out

>>33848283
Youuu oh you

>>33848260
not really, but it would take a bit to think

>>33848276
Add a hook. “I’ve been waiting all week”, etc. But really yours isn’t bad or good…which makes it good. Because it really sounds like YOU, and yourself and your personality. That’s the ticket, anon.

>>33848286
Hehe haha

>>33848263
https://voca.ro/18IrtE4MfD2A

>>33848278
https://pitch-a-friend.com

>>33847865
you look ugly in every photo

>>33848242
Mech eng
>pedostache
>glasses/contacts
>old baseball cap
>"I go to the gym 2 days a week" physique
>severely overestimates intelligence
>constantly talking even though they dont understand the subject
It's like they come out of a factory ffs, so fucking yappy
t. Elec eng

>>33848291
That sounds like hell

>>33848292
Mean

>>33848273
>>33848274
You're looking on the outside while I'm looking on the inside

why do substances gotta hit the best when i'm broke and neck deep in water

Guys I dont feel it this morning
Blondes, wish a good morning to eachother

>>33848296
I don't think you ever saw the inside of a woman

>>33848296
This makes no sense, please explain

Women, why do so many of you refuse to change even when its clear you are the problem?

>>33848290
My take away from this is to be the asshole because the repercussions of doing else while are more grievous. Correct me if I’m wrong.

Goodnight togies

>>33848300
They're demons in human bodies.

>>33848301
Kys

>>33848302
Yes. By doing nothing or being nice, you're sending a really horrible message to these women that you're okay with adultery. You're sending the same message to your girlfriend. You must be direct with women. Crystal clear. No niceness. Doesn't make you an asshole it makes you a man that loves His gf

>>33848301
Didn't read. I hate women.

>>33848305
Why?

>>33848306
I was hoping for a more elegant and less blunt solution.

>>33848306
This. Women are basically free radicals waiting to respond to given stimuli

>>33848309
Because I don't like you or the image I didnt read

>>33848312
Why? Why do you care about some women when you have a gf

>>33848317
I don’t like making people afraid of me.

>ghosted again
I think 2026 is gonna be my year fellas...

Is guilhotine a humane way to kill people? It is pretty fast

>>33848320
Why'd you get ghosted

>>33848312
>>33848319
Listen, you're not making people afraid of you. You are stating boundaries and letting them know it's not acceptable to treat you or this girl you care about that way. Are you saying that you would let random dudes do this to your girlfriend? Touch her and do whatever, and you wouldn't stop them?

I think my psychic ex is sabotaging all my potential dates

>>33848323
No idea, the convo was going great
>>33848321
probably the most humane way if you ignore the buildup to it.

>>33848321
>>33848326
Hunane idk we arent fully sure if the brain is alive for a minute after, I'd say morphine or carbon monoxide is the best. Its how I want to die

>>33848327
but you lose the excitement of the THUNK
from the research people did, you're apparently alive for 4 seconds after the blade falls
if I ever an hero, im building one for myself. at least it would make a cool news story

>>33848327
Carbon monoxide is probably the best ye

>>33848294
reads like hell too.

>>33848324
Thank you for your advice. I hope you have a nice night.

>>33848313
This.

>>33848335
Godspeed

>>33848327
>>33848332
i thought you could still feel it in carbon monoxide?

cant sleeep. wtf

>>33848329
Well, you'd definitely be on the news

>>33848340
No, you just go to sleep. No smell no taste no pain. That's what you're supposed to have a functioning carbon monoxide alarm in your house because there will be no warnings to a gas leak. You'll just go to sleep and die. Worst case, if it's not a big enough dose to just knock you out pretty quickly and make you go to sleep and not wake up, you'll just maybe have a headache, be dizzy and lightheaded, maybe nauseous.

>>33848345
oh so the carbon monoxide comes out while you sleep??? alr

>>33848350
>comes out
Where are you from, esl-chan?

>>33848350
That’s carbon dioxide you dumbass

Femanons, why are you so moany in bed?
Not that it isn't great, but I'm curious?

>>33847922
M
Lucky Jack’s Stack Lounge

Saints Row 2 is on sale

Bro this cosmic solipsism shit is just blatantly true. There is one consciousness acting out all the characters.

>>33848361
>>33848362
fuck nevermind im drunk

Which way white woman?

>>33848371
Why are you drunk ths early in the day?

>>33848370
Is cosmic solipsism like solipsism but stoned

>>33848374
i stayed up lol

>>33848373
put a mask on Hafthor and he's the ideal man for JH

>>33848297
Probably because you're at your most stressed.

I hate women

Femanons, imagine a good girl/bad girl scale where -5 is maximum bad, +5 is maximum good, and 0 is completely neutral. Where would (You) score?

>>33848386
I like them because I’m sick in the brain

Women, how often do you do anal sex?

Basic logic ascertains that I am God.

>>33847978
Not true.
They simply viewed love as something that followed marriage, rather than preceded it.

>>33848397
Shut up blasphemous retard

>>33848397
Um, waiter? Check, please

>>33848397
That's why you're basic.

im god

sorry women it is looking increasingly likely that i'm gonna continue isolating and find solace in my contraptions

I’d like to join a cult where I can have sex with lots of grown women and no children involved! Any idea?

When I was a kid (like 8) I cut out an advertisement from the sunday newspaper of a woman in her frilly pink underwear.
I kept it in a small folder in a cubby above my bed.
I also had rudimentary sketches of women and their curves from the back, not too different from >>33848394
I remember thinking that they were just interesting. pretty.

atoga, did you do anything similar? Femanons collecting a magazine of handsomely dressed men, etc?

>>33848414
chad normie is in that cult and it's called tinder

>>33848411
Join a frat

>>33848414
You'd probably have to create one. Any and all get laid easy exploits have already been found, used, abused, and patched out of the game.

>>33848416
when i was maybe 8 or 9, i got gotten paired with my first crush in a secret santa, and i remember being really thrilled and keeping the gift wrap she got me as a trophy for months lol

>>33848423
anon...i'm like 30 lmao

>>33848426
NTA. I still have a pen that a crush gave me. Lol

do lsd. find out I'm god.

its like the old cartoons from back in the day.

that's all folks!

the sexiest thing a woman can do is be pretty without trying.
why don't more women do that?

>>33848151
What's the context? Are these strangers at a bar?

>>33848437
Shut up fag

>>33848437
i'm jelly anon, wish i could be on acid rn. well wishes!

>>33848439
It works because she's blonde and gorgeous

>>33848443
I live next door to a retard compound and I hear them screaming every morning and that’s less obnoxious than you burnt coils

State gender
how bad was the breakup?

>>33848447
less obnoxious than giving someone well wishes? have you tried not being a miserable person lol

>>33848451
M
none of mine were that dramatic
it was basically an evening spent talking things out, sharing the last kiss, cuddling for a bit, going to the spot we met, hugging it out and going our seperate way

>>33848428
Bro who are you rushing bro (I didn’t go to college and am also 30)

>>33848428
30 yo virgin failure

>>33848455
Yes, you disingenuous twat, because that’s not someone, that’s an annoying spammer. Le good guy larp doesn’t automatically mean you’re the good guy.

>>33848451
M. I've been there. Now I'm here. Would rather stay there, fighting, than be here. I loved looking at her even while we hated each other. Here there is nothing. Women take everything.

>>33848466
That’s unironically a skill issue

>>33848458
i also didn't go to college. who needs it ?
>>33848459
shut up you dumb bastard. your shitpostings is not funny.

>>33848461
uh i'm not on here enough to keep track of the spammer of the week lol

>>33848467
>depression is a skill issue
this take is so old yet new.

>>33848451
M
After dating for three years and spending half of it at the mercy of someone who constantly wanted to break up and get back together, hated me but didn’t want me to leave, faked a suicide attempt and then “came out” as polyamorous, I dumped her on Valentine’s Day.
I never laid a hand on her or let any fights escalate to anything like that clip. I would go sit in my car and scream myself hoarse until my ears hurt, though. That woman legitimately made my life hell.

>>33848430
tell us more about this pen

>>33848466
>Would rather stay there, fighting, than be here
I’d rather pull teeth than be forced to live with another woman again, protect your peace

>>33848471
It is.
>I have nothing without le foid
Cultivate something. We’ve all had to go through this.

>>33848468
I’m younger than you and I’m glad to be doing so much better, you deserve to be at the bottom of the food chain, no sympathy for oldfag they had more time to get their shit together which makes them an even bigger failure

>>33848451
Male
Pretty bad, I'm not gonna lie. Not in a physical or violent way, but tragic for sure.

>>33848451
M
It was cringe, I sobbed like a bitch

Why are so many of us like this?

>>33847910
I'm glad I live in a country where I don't need to.

>>33848485
Don’t lump me in with your mental illness application group

>>33848481
bottom of the food chain? i guess that's one way to look at it, the longer i'm on this earth the more i realize people, generally, are more trouble than they're worth so i'm quite happy to be alone, "getting my shit together" has mostly been realizing this

>>33848487
Aren't you an r9k reject?

>>33848479
Break up is good because it forces you to fend for yourself when you’re at the most vulnerable, a rite of passage for men emotionally

>>33848486
You should be. We don’t need to here in a lot of places in the US, but they sadly come in handy in our biggest cities.
I was pretty anti-gun until I actually witnessed a shooting get defused by some armed civilians. I own a handgun now.

>>33848490
So everyone dies an introvert?

>>33848491
Aren’t you ban evading?

>>33848049
I only like horror comics. Like Hellblazer.

>>33848496
No, that would be you

>>33848495
more like realizing that a successful life will see my death in the company of my creations rather than other people

I guess if you really get right down to the root of the "problem," I was never actually interacting with anyone in this world, ever. Everything I see anywhere is me. This IS the truth. The one I deny.

You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.

>>33848505
Okay, solipsist/pantheist

>>33848505
not quite correct, the people you interact with are real, but you experience them in a measure theoretic way, and that part is 100% you. you maintain a coherent symbol of them, even as they grow and change and, so long as they don't deviate from that, you do not question it. you do the same thing with yourself, too.

>>33848500
Attention seeking behaviour is feminine
>>33848502
I like the way you put it

GM Saar

>>33848476
Physically it's nothing special. But I had a summer class where I was seated next to its original owner. I was depressed and anxious at the time, and while she didn't know the details, she could definitely tell that I was overwhelmed. She introduced herself and let me keep her spare pen when she noticed mine wasn't working.
Now I keep it on my nightstand, for good luck, I guess you could say.

Why do I sincerely believe in solipsism?

It's simple. Can I definitively prove that I am not hallucinating the universe and all its contents? No? Then I must be God.

>>33848522
>Why do I sincerely believe in solipsism?
any sincere solipsist is one because they can't into probability theory. act as if the mind is special, even though it is obviously rooted in physics (try talking to someone after they have a stroke...)

>>33848527
Irrelevant because I am beyond matter even if I am able to experience the material world.

>>33848531
Shut up fag

Anyone else hoping the food stamps actually do stop from this government shutdown? My food prices should drop fairly noticeably in a much needed way if EBT wasn't bumping the price up so much. God, imagine my job actually affording me to eat meat and buttered bread again.

After that, it's just hoping for a housing reset so I can actually have a place to invite opposite genders to

Lmao @ Toronto pajeet getting banned for simping what a weak little man faggot shitter

>>33848535
I have a job and can afford to eat doordash and dine out as much as I like

>>33848535
I'm an accelerationist, I hope it lasts longer and makes people (especially women) seethe more. And particularly the ones who said they'd divorce and dump and financially rape their male partners because Trump won. I hope they're depressed and their mental illnesses are discovered.

>>33848539
your morning happens at like ~9 PM in america, which means you're on the opposite side of the world. there's only turd poo world countries in that time zone. don't brag to me, you've already filtered yourself out of relevance

>>33848541
Karma ain’t a bitch it’s darwinism, everybody gets what they deserve

I hate women.

>>33848542
Yeah but I have a girlfriend

Something about doing stuff that I did as a kid makes me realize how fucked I am now lol

>>33848243
>Programming. I assume hes a fag
Kek based

What accent is this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761102585121710.mp4

>>33848550
Don't click virus

Why do femcels like Taylor Swift? Isn't she a giga-Stacy?

>>33848550
I clicked this and instantly won 50 google play store gift cards I’m not going to redeem

>>33848554
Hello

>>33848554
if this what foids imagine what us mananons look like

>>33848554
Almost as ugly as me.

>>33848557
do they really?
this is what I imagine meeting a femanon irl to be like

>>33848550
>What accent is this?
Sounds like Afrikaaner

>>33848559
NSFW image

>>33848531
you're still off. you may be beyind matter, but you are still expressed through matter. if i had the time and patience, i could mathematically prove this fact.

>>33848563
>if i had the time and patience
What you lack is the necessary IQ

Well now I’m sad

>>33848564
what i lack are worthwhile responses to my post from interesting people. this place gives me neither worthwhile responses or interesting people :\

>>33848567
Saar this will be Bharap in 2030, not 2070

>>33848569
>this place gives me neither worthwhile responses or interesting people
What makes you feel entitled to this?

>>33848570
Now we know why Toronto pajeet decided to move to Canada

My question for women: I’m going to get married to you but also have gay sex with twinks on the side. And no, we will not be getting a divorce. Kapiche?

State gender
Describe your perfect lover

>>33848485
You guys have friends?
>>33848374
It's 9am here and I'm gonna start drinking
>>33848341
Hope you get some more sleep
I barely slept either
>>33848215
I skipped out of the graduation photos in highschool, and dropped out of college

>>33848049
M
Yeah
Was playing Piglet's Big Game the other day https://youtu.be/PF3ghN-c10c?si=Ga-9Tp7BtTcixzpB

>>33848394
never.

>>33848397
>>33848409
not to be mean, but this is some sonic.exe edgelord shit

>>33848414
welcome to the cult of dionysus

>>33848439
cause they're not pretty enough?

>>33848578
she relieves all the pain in my body as she lays her head on my chest, intentionally positions my hand in a lewd spot with a quiet smirk, and falls asleep

>>33848575
thirteen?? what is this, a fucking high score?

>>33848033
Ayy nice one
>>33848036
Real
My mind is a prison and nothing ever changes
>>33847982
M, Saturday night I think

>>33847982
F
4 months ago when my cousin came over lololol

>>33848577
nope.

>>33847982
Male
If family counts, about a month ago. If not, I don't really remember. It's been at least since last winter.

morning coffee or staying in bed to listen to the comfort of them snoring?

>>33848596
Rn I'd stay in bed and get some more sleep but some fucking construction guys are outside my window (thanks neighbour) shouting like a bunch of asses
So gonna make a coffee and have to go to my shitty job and deal with assholes all day
My crush said she'll be out for drinks tonight but I'm exhausted, just gonna go straight home after work and sleep in pure silence

>>33847982
february 2022. post post breakup ex hugged me "for help and getting her into a house"

was gonna say we hugged another time after that but I realize that's incorrect, she wasn't really hugging me back then

gender, im arguing on twitter
St Peters Basilica vs the kailasa temple

I cant believe people even compare these, its not even in the same ballpark

>>33848611
>arguing with jeets on twitter
Why do people do this? What's the point?

Nobody wants you here. Go away.

>>33848616
its fun

foids, if your crush was to massage one part of your body right now, would you go with a neck massage or a leg massage

Women, do you experience pussy farts?

>>33848628
Leg.
>>33848631
I only queef during sex with my bf, in a few positions.

>>33848633
>>33848621

>>33848633
>my bf
Can you really say that about someone you're sharing with another woman?

>>33848640
Of course.

>>33848451
What film is this?

>>33848373
What kind of question is this? One is a fat old man and the other is a little boy, a scrawny little boy. I have no interest in either one.

>>33848390
I'm not sure what determines points. Do you mean like naughty bad or do you mean like mean or bitchy or do you mean like loser like you don't have your own car or job or anything like that you live with your parents? What are the qualifiers for good or bad?

Men, has a woman ever filed a restraining order against you?

>>33848394
Alone? I do butt stuff every couple weeks. I don't have actual anal sex more than once every couple months, though. The stars need to align for my prep time to line up with sex with my bf.

japenis

>>33848652
No.

>>33848628
Hand

Why are millennials so gay and retarded?

>>33848553
Everyone likes here

>>33848662
Have you ever seen a conservative millennial, horrifically ugly

>>33848665
Yes, there's one as Vice President. Good example.

Have you ever seriously thought that someone was a homo and a gayfer, and been surprised to find out they're actually as straight as a yardstick?

>>33848666
Haha I forgot about that fat monster face. I thought he was like 50

>>33848668
>gayfer
Lol, I haven't heard that word in a long time.

>>33848668
M. No, but sometimes I suspect other people think this about me.

How to get vtuber cosplayer gf

>>33848451
F, had to get the po po involved. It was a lot like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WYFJ95wEI

>>33848671
It used to be the name of a shop at the mall that isn't a thing any more.

>>33848578
M
My perfect lover is a shapeshifter who instinctively shifts to fit my changing moods.

>>33848678
There's a character like this in the Clive Barker novel Imajica. Changes races and genders based on their lover's desire.

>>33848493
>I own a handgun now.
Do you carry it so that you can get to it without a moments notice? Do you know how to draw? Do you know how to shoot? Have you practised?

Are you a Gothic?

>>33848670
I think the beard makes him look older.

>>33848680
>Changes races and genders based on their lover's desire.
Gender is my most stable preference.

>>33848684
Whats the prompt for this one

>>33848686
I wish I had a weapon collection like egghead here

>>33847910
Based

>>33848665
>>33848666
Fuck off to /pol/ retards

>>33848493
Fake story

>>33848696
Seething eurocuck
>NTA btw

>>33848697
?

>>33847844 (OP)
had a fucked up day and not in a 'bad day at work' kind of way. listening to william byrd mass for 4 voices. just want to fuck the everloving shit out of one of you stupid worthless whores reading this. incel for life though. hating women fucking rules. still want to fuck one though. i listen to victor-hely hutchinson's carol symphony next cuz i'm getting into that christmas mood. fuck christianity though. i still like getting into the christmas spirit though.

>Gender
Do you have a favourite cosplayer?

>>33848706
M
Angie Griffin

>>33848394
Honestly, I used to like it when I was in my masochist phase and I thought I was "reclaiming" my sexual abuse trauma. I stopped for a long while, worked on my mental, and the last time I tried it I realized that it was just painful and uncomfortable. Ramming my colon just triggers my vagus nerve to say "ORGAN PAIN ORGAN PAIN ORGAN PAIN ORGSN PAIN". Its not nice. Its not pleasant. It just reminds me of abuse. I don't know why I did that to myself for years. It didn't grant me control or happiness.

>>33848706
Male
No interest in cosplay at all. Seems like it's mostly for adult nerds to act like children, or for women to get attention.

>>33848668
No, I'm always right with homos

>>33848706
Larkin Love as powergirl

>>33848706
F
I don’t follow any cosplayers, I sometimes cosplay for my stream though

>>33848706
M
I only know of Jessica Nigri because she pissed everyone off for being so good or something

>>33848706
F
No. I don't really know any celebrities, I don't crush on YouTubers either so idk

>>33848702
Least deranged 4chan moid

>>33848714
Whats your favourite cosplay you've done?

>>33848718
It's clearly a foid larping, you moron.

>>33848717
NTA. Hasan Piker is technically a youtuber.

>>33848721
I don't like him. I don't see the appeal, hes a shitlib and brown.

>>33848721
Ew

>>33848720
don't ever say that again you and i both know women can't write like that they don't have the explosive creativity that i, an ascended incel, just possess naturally. women are the least eclectic beings on earth and they can't trace the broken symmetries of genius like a man can, and the highest manifestation of man is the INCEL.

>>33848719
2B
It’s simple and hot.

>>33848706
>M
Bukkit Brown

>>33848728
Or not
That is the question

>>33848723
Hes a lib?

>>33848709
Glad you're better now.

>>33848731
Yes

>>33848728
NTA but if you cosplay 2B in a hot way then you either have OnlyFans or you're baiting your viewers to eventually start one

From fence to the tree, Kaya will be free

>>33848727
It is funny how you foids hate incels (for saying a few mean words) more than the guys who actually cheat on you or abused you. Truly the female logic at its peak.

Ladies, is this a dilf? If yes, is it because of his face or his body? If no, why?

>>33848728
>2B
>It’s simple and hot.
I agree

can i post my voice here?

>>33848652
no, but do you want to be the first?

>>33848754
People do that sometimes. Or go to >>>/soc/.

>>33848754
I usually get in trouble for it ITT unless I'm explicitly answering questions with the vocas.

>>33848749
He looks like dollar store Mike Mentzer

>>33848768
That works for me I'm broke

>>33848740
No, dude, incels are hated for committing mass shootings and rapes.

men
can you notice me more when i go outside but respectfully only
why is it always the extremes

>>33848775
What

>>33848775
I'm doing my best, ma'am.

>>33848777
i would like to be complimented but casually
but men either ignore me or i imagine want to enter me

>>33848775
Maybe stop being ugly or dressing like a slut

>>33848775
Women don't actually want this, though.

>>33848782
what do women want

>>33848775
No I go out of my way to ignore women as much as I can irl

Is it true that men go more often for mid girls over beautiful ones or is it cope?

>>33848795
Going for beautiful girls is hard because they can be out of your league

>>33848795
Depends on which kind of beautiful you're talking about. If she looks like she's high maintenance I'm not interested.

>>33848795
whats the point of going after the beautiful ones? its like shooting a tank with a .22
you're doing more by just not doing anything

>>33848795
its true, really attractive girls frequently have to resort to begging their mid friends to hunt down the dick so they can reverse catfish them

>>33848080
Oh to be a goth girl beheading ceasar statues in rome.

>>33848749
No. He's fat and ugly.

>>33848775
I'm not going to compliment anyone and you can't reverse the effects of MeToo and Gamergate.

Men,
What costumes are hot for women to wear on Halloween?

I had an ex who really loved me dressing up as Princess Leia one year, even though he wasn't a big fan of the movie

>>33848830
>valk is a rome hater
damn, and I actually kinda liked you
shame

>>33848080
I'd so anything for a goth girl

>>33848840
Well if I were a goth girl in rome by myself they would just kill me. So pillaging with friends is best.

>>33848817
Men's ideas of what goes on between women is so funny and also maddening because wtf. This does not happen

>>33848845
Anon was joking, everyone knows attractive girls can order boyfriends online

>>33848843
doesnt change anything

Winter does not last forever. Springs come. Snows melt.

>>33848696
Nope, that really happened. Some guy tried to go on a rampage at a restaurant, and one of the diners snuck out to his car to grab his gun and shot him before he could kill anyone.

>>33848861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxSTzSEiZ2c

>>33848861
Winter is for staying inside with your gf, keeping each other warm.

>>33848861
its takign a long ass time though

>>33848868
>press cold feet against bf while we're cuddling in bed
>he just rolls over on top of me and won't get off until I'm too hot

>>33848867
Very nice anon.

>>33848839
Zero Suit Samus.
But really any character that you like and fits your body.
And of course cosplay sex is to be expected.

even the ugly girls are ghosting me now
its joever

>>33848839
Costumes are for children.
Halloween is not an excuse for you to dress like a whore and parade around in public.

>>33848875
the bee cannot fight the wasp head-on, but instead cooperates with its fellow bees to smother the intruder until it cooks to death

>>33848883
That's apt. Pretty sure I'd die if more than one guy death-balled me.

>>33848880
I can only get slampigs

>>33848861
thats a threat

>>33848880
I can't even get them to notice me in the first place. It never even started.

>>33848886
god thats so depressing
I once tried a slampig, when she stepped out of the train all sweaty I knew I couldnt do it
when we got to my house she asked if I could cook her something (I was a chef)
never again
just not worth it

>>33848875
very cute

>>33848888
I assure you it is no threat. Snow always melt.

>>33848894
Sure, until I start biting of course.

>>33848891
>she will never threaten to assemble 8 friends to decimate you for cowardice
i didnt need this today

>>33848890
Jesus, how big was she?

>>33848895
sounds like something someone who blackens their eyes with soot like a prostitute would say

>>33848903
she'd take up 3 busseats

Thinking about a girl

Men, would you let your girlfriend tie you up for sex?

>>33848861
>>33848888
Salve my fellow /tv/ posters!

>>33848912
no
im tying her up or there is no tying up at all

>>33848912
She can try, but im not going to lie and say I wouldnt get out of the restraints and turn the tables

>>33848912
>Men, would you let your girlfriend tie you up for sex?
Yes

>>33848913
lmao anon fancies himself a spartacus

>>33848912
I'd do anything to get sex

>>33848917
I wish makima was real

>>33848921
I agree

>match with someone on dating app
>ask some random question
>they give an answer but it's not the most comprehensive or they don't really even ask anything back
I understand that just asking questions can be boring but damn

>>33848912
What is she going to do to me?

>>33848925
what have you asked?

I have the worst stomach ache of my life, I feel like I could die. I wish for death right know, girls are lucky they'll never get this feeling god damn

How do I alleviate the pain it's killing me I wish I could cry

>>33848928
Whatever she is feeling up to at the moment. Maybe a blowjob, maybe riding you, or maybe just touching, kissing, and licking you all over.

>men would you do [submissive act thats fapbait for the male submissive minority that somehow is overrepresented on /atoga/]
no, obviously

>>33848929
Actually a fair question. Admittedly, I haven't been asking the most engaging questions. But I'm not really trying to give a job interview. But yeah, I'll try to come up with more interesting questions. Thanks broski

>>33848914
This.
You have to be retarded to give a foid control like that. She'll probably steal your wallet or go through your phone.

>>33848915
hot

>>33848935
Hey, it is not as if I would want to only be dominant all the time. In my eyes, the ideal scenario would be for both involved parties to occasionally take on one or the other role, rather than restricting oneself to a single one.

>>33848411
what kinda contraptions are you making

>>33848861
It’s not winter yet

>>33848886
Stop settling

>>33848935
I would do anything for makima

>>33848953
he's referring to the endless winter of no pussy

>>33848958
>he's referring to the endless winter of no pussy
I'm in the fucking Ice Age then

You don't hear much about latex fetishes anymore.

Why can you buy atoga shitposting shirts in real life?
All it needed was I <3 ihatewomen.

>>33848964
Never understood the appeal. Leather looks much hotter, especially in combination with uniforms.

Women: if I tell you I don't drink alcohol, is it a bad idea to ask you out for drinks? I still go to bars, but I just order coke or whatever.

>>33848965
It’s a very ancient school of shitposting.

>>>/soc/34437421
do i sound weird?

>>33848965
Why would you want a shirt like that though?

>>33848800
What kinds of beauty are there?

>>33848978
serbian??

>>33848970
NAG there are fun non-alcoholic cocktails too.
You can also invite people without saying going for drinks, if that is somehow weird to you.

>>33848980
I saw a guy walking around with a "I <3 latinas" shirt...
There was another shop having penis, vagina and daddy versions.
I think they do it for shock value so tourists come inside.

>>33848980
Cuz funny

They won't ship my onahole overnight...

I guess I'm #nofap until monday or tuesday, maybe even wednesday...

>>33848956
I don't have a choice, cute girls ghost me or reject me andd I'm horny

>>33849000
Don't forget the lube and warmer

>>33848970
I would just assume you would order non-alcoholic drinks. But then what's the point of going to a bar. Overpriced and too loud to talk and get to know each other.

>>33848985
no

>>33849002
Weak

>>33849004
Yeah, I bought the whole package, I got lube, a baggie for storage, and a care kit with a warmer, a brush, one of those stone stick dryers, and some powder.

>>33849000
>>33849011
Would you keep your onahole if you were to have a girlfriend?

>>33849015
Extremely unlikely, down right delusional fantasy that I'll ever get a girlfriend.

>>33849000
They don't deliver stuff on the weekends where you live?

Imagine dating and falling in love with a man who not only fucked a silicone tube, but bought the whole bath and bodyworks ahh gift basket for it.

>>33849010
What did you do then? How long did you wait for a cute girl?

women what do you think of NEETs who shower daily and have clean rooms?

>>33849025
Stranger things have happened. I doubt anon would lead in with
>so yeah I’m a bit of a masturbation enthusiast

>>33849022
I think it just happens to be a holiday of some sort.

Wasn't really thinking about it when I ordered it in the middle of the night, then I realized that oh yeah, people aren't working right now.