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Previously on ATOGA: >>33853250

State gender. Have you ever helped someone cheat?

>>33855827 (OP)
State gender
What's the ideal place/time to propose/be proposed to in your opinion?

>>33855827 (OP)
How much effort can I put on my appearance before I become gay

>>33855834
M
No, and I’ve never been put in the position to do so. I’d like to think that I’d rat out the cheater no matter who it is.

In fact, my closest friend cheated on his then gf back in college, and when he told me he did it, I told him that if he hadn’t come clean yet that I was going to tell his girlfriend first. He had already told her, thankfully.

Emo Anthony Forever

Hugged my mom today :)

>>33855838
Would a woman who puts a lot of effort into it become lesbian?

>>33855844
Good for you!
>>33855842
Name on

Is it normal that I lost 10 lbs in 5 weeks, even though I'm not fat to begin with?

Women, why do y'all continue to make it harder for us?

>>33855837
M
Proposals, engagements, weddings and all of that are just gay. There is no ideal.

>>33855837
M
Away from prying eyes, preferably surrounded by memorable and beautiful scenery.

>>33855845
I mean, maybe? fashonita or divas seem pretty lesbian top to me

>>33855847
Sorry I forgot

>>33855853
>>33855845
There are a ton of lesbian supermodels

Women, where do you go to meet men?

>>33855853
>>33855858
Sigh...

>>33855859
>Go to place with men
>No actually thats a horrible idea
Women do you ever actually help each other? holy shit

>>33855827 (OP)
Do women like being princess carried?

>>33855849
Dunno, did you rike new Vivziepop, btw?
https://youtu.be/Pu12or7uOHE

>>33855834
M, maybe. She was married and didn't tell me until a week prior to us meeting in person, but her husband had been genuinely encouraging her to meet with me.

>>33855848
I think so, early weight loss tends to be the fastest. I've lost about 20 pounds in a similar span.

>>33855834
F, I've unknowingly helped a bf cheat on me, if that counts. I helped his loser ass make friends, taught him how to dress better, improved his confidence, etc, all for him to turn around and cheat on me.

>>33855849
I need an M1A EBR, bros

>>33855865
I'd prefer to be carried over one shoulder like a sack of potatos

>>33855863
Why u mad tho?

>>33855863
Sorry i stereotyped i will use my pattern recognition again.

>>33855870
save your money
watch helicopter movie

>>33855873
Wish that men wouldn't feel gay for taking care of their looks

>>33855871
How big’s this sack of potatoes?

>>33855859
Parties or events hosted by shared friends.
>>33855865
No, I hate heights.

I caused a fat girl to start her weight loss journey after she asked me the "What are we?" question, and I told her that I was only with her for hooking up and nothing else.

I wouldn't mind dating a girl taller than me
In fact
I'd prefer it

>>33855871
no fireman carry?

>>33855882
mf its like 5 feet off the ground

>>33855885
Anon wants to climb a tree and that’s okay

>>33855859
the only reason men go to bars is because girls might be there wtf is this bitch talking about

>>33855849
>y'all continue to make it harder for us
But that's what silly foids are meant to do:^)

>>33855879
Maybe you're bi?

>>33855892
People will say anything on the internet

>>33855880
155 cm?
>>33855888
I can consider that too...

Men
Do you have an edgy backstory?

Where do I meet clingy gf
pic rel is what I look like according to my friends

Copying from the last thread because I didn't realize it was dead.
>>33855732 #
She said so. I've asked multiple times, she said no every time. So I stopped asking. I mention on rare occasions that it's something I'm into, but her response has always been a kind of wince, wanting to avoid the topic. We still have sex, to be clear, but I'm exclusively on top.

>>33855864
A sports bar is probably rhe best place for women to get an ick from men
Not even with regards to the boobie restaurants

>>33855899
Yes. I’m sorry.

>>33855878
>black hawk down
It's not good for crowd control, I'll give you that.

>>33855896
No, i only want to be involved with attractive men

>>33855901
If you want a clingy significant other, you're a loser and you need to heal.

>>33855899
No, I am a pathetic, boring boyfailure. I can't imagine a woman being excited about me.

>>33855899
Unironically, yeah. Lots of violence and death and isolation

>>33855899
My life is the antithesis of edgy

>>33855899
Like that?
https://youtu.be/ixgzbL0r0s0
Fortunately, no.

>>33855892
Not a sports bar

Blonde girl sunday

>>33855890
Bitch I could fall on my neck and die regardless. My feet stay on the ground. The only exception is being picked up and thrown onto the bed or into a lake or whatever.

>>33855899
Kind of, yeah.

>>33855899
My backstory is more like a boring accountant.

>>33855901
Is that our daughter from slovakia man?? I can't remember what he said exactly again

>>33855899
Not really, just sad.

>>33855907
Why not go for chad?

>>33855916
>into a lake or whatever.
Fuck i wish i lived on water

>>33855898
>155cm
Very portable

>>33855924
I wouldn't want to live ON the lake, but five minutes away is a nice compromise. Lake houses can smell awful depending on the algae.

>>33855915
I don’t think so. You might think she’s perfect but I assure you she’s nothing but trouble.

>>33855923
I wish to multiply the Chads

Is it possible for an adult to groom another, similarly aged adult?

>>33855892
>the only reason men go to bars is because girls might be there wtf is this bitch talking about
I actually go for the drinks. And to avoid my roommates.

>>33855928
>Lake houses can smell awful depending on the algae.
That and humidity is awful mold everywhere and mosquitoes.
But i still ove the water. Maybe a wide river but then i worry about flooding.

>>33855915
women who bleach their hair are sluts

>>33855915
fuck u fgt black hair is better and you know it

>>33855934
If they have a mental disability

>>33855934
Yeah because the inherent nature of grooming is a power imbalance, however it’s struck

>>33855934
Not in the specific, malicious way you're thinking, no. But anyone can be groomed for certain roles, it's not a manipulative term by default.

>>33855934
Sexually, I’m not so sure. Maybe with money or workplace politics.

>>33855899
It's a dark, gritty tale of a lad who was forced to grow up too fast and confront demons no child should be made to deal with, yes.

>>33855915
Do girls like their bf's hand on their face?

>>33855899
I went to 12 funerals in a year once.

>>33855940
>the inherent nature of grooming is a power imbalance, however it’s struck
So a slut flirting with a virgin is kinda like that too?

>>33855936
Just get a little inflatable pool.
>>33855945
Only during sex.

>>33855930
wrong
Blonde hair is a sign of purity, she cant be trouble if she's blonde

>>33855944
You undoubtedly just summed up the childhood of every guy who answered yes.

>>33855942
Seems kind of apologist.

>>33855921
Cry harder

>>33855948
>Only during sex
So not if you're only kissing?

>>33855938
I miss the emo Bottle Brunette Era.

>>33855951
I'm just tired of some guy ITT saying I was groomed as an adult.

>>33855947
Yes, it can be

>>33855947
Yes.

>>33855954
Me fucking too. The late 2000s were cool if you were too young to care about the economy.

>>33855953
If we're kissing and he starts grabbing at me like that, I am going to have sex with him.

>>33855899
Same question for women.

Beer at the computer

>>33855869
the exact same thing happened to me but with my ex-gf.

wanna make out behind applebees

>>33855955
Why? Isn't there the slightlest chance that that could have actually happened?

>>33855964
No. Applebee's men are always fuckboys.

>>33855962
gin and juice at the computer

>>33855899
No more edge for me. I nearly ruined my life from refusing to play by society's rules. I only managed to get back on track by humbling myself and sanding away all my edges.

>>33855955
>>33855942
Oh, so it's Stockholm syndrome then? :)

>>33855966
No. The poster spams that in an attempt to devalue my own feelings and mock the pace at which it took me to understand myself.

>>33855972
Seems like a strawman desu.

>>33855849
Level up, pussy.

>>33855972
Probably cuckworm to be fair

>>33855971
Shove your emoticon up your ass.

>>33855955
JH?

>>33855968
Hash rosin at the computer :o

>>33855976
Idk what that means in this context.
>>33855978
I don't assume anyone is anyone, I can't be bothered to tell.

oh god I'm completely awake I'm dreaming but I'm completely seeing through the veil

we are all one consciousness

>>33855972
If you got manipulated like a sucker, maybe they're right, I don't know the details though

>>33855859
I do not.
>>33855865
I do not.

>>33855982
As you shouldn't
He's the one who says horrible shit to you and Ohio most often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LPbGPGJQs&list=RDy1LPbGPGJQs&start_radio=1

>>33855986
What else does this boogeyman do?

>>33855982
I'm not entirely sure of the context either but it seems like you're going off on a tangentially related thing rather than addressing the original question. I'm probably wrong though.

>>33855985
>I do not.
Not with your weight

>>33855984
I didn't get manipulated. I was always bicurious. Being encouraged to explore my existing feelings isn't grooming.
>>33855986
I thought that was a she. I can't follow this shit.

>>33855967
im a virgin tho

>>33855992
is this real

>>33855993
No, he's very much a he and is a fucking psycho

>>33855986
>says horrible shit to you and Ohio
C'mon, many people despise namefags

>33855992
Really, a crashout because two femanons said no? You have weak genetics and should not be here if you don't want honest answers.

>>33855865
No. I'm not even overweight, just fairly tall, and some guy tried that and dropped me on my ass. Crushed my self confidence.

I need to see how much strenght i need in my arms to not dangle off as a sack of potatos for a decent amount of time

>>33855998
>many people despise namefags
True that, they are the shitstains of /atoga/
>>33855992

>>33855993
>Being encouraged to explore my existing feelings isn't grooming.
... you mean like Anakin Skywalker?

>>33856000
You indeed have to have some serious upper body strength to actually carry someone around like that for very long.

>>33855999
>fatty accusing others of weak genetics
oh i am laffin
>>33855998
ALL namefags deserve to suffer

>>33856004
i want to be strong enough to do a human flag

>>33855999
NTA, Ms. Piggy

>>33855998
How many memorize info about them just to regurgitate it later in the hopes of hurting them?

>>33856012
>>33856015

>>33856011
I'm not discounting that but the dude should not have tried if he wasn't up for the task. :)

>>33855980
Obvs.
>>33855996
A lot of psychos around, apparently.
>>33856009
I don't remember Star Wars enough to get the reference.

>>33856018
For sure.

>>33856013
I believe in you, but you also need to find a proper pole for that

>>33856018
maybe he just wanted to hold you and be close to you
id probably do that too in spite of my dyelness XD

>>33856017
"oink oink"

>>33856023
Put a trip on

Hmm yes I believe I’ll spend my Saturday night periodically f5-ing a general to talk to a girl (clueless)

>>33856000
HE WASNT STRONG ENOUGH I COULD DO IT GRAHHHHH

>>33856016
Not actively, but I tend to remember some of their crashouts

>>33856025
Kinda curious now, how many bfs have you had and whats the longest youve been in a relationship?

>>33856029
This is less about that and more
>LMAOOOOOOOO YOU GOT RAPED! XDDDD

>>33856019
Um... Magneto? Daenerys Targarynen? Light Yagami? The Corruption Arc revolves around someone’s beliefs or ideals being manipulated until they twist into something unrecognizable.

women could you love a NEET boyfailure if he's cute and hygenic

>>33856031
I don't even care enough now to remember them all. Because they failed at being agreeable.

>>33856036
He needs at least a job.....

I found a single mouse poop on my bed :| I’m going to kill myself

>>33856000
h-hheight?

>>33856038
Honestly, that's a yellow flag.

>>33856033
I personally prefer to mock their choices, reactions, and something they are responsible for

>>33856039
then he's not a neet boyfailure then is he

>>33856038
i hope you are just being nonchalant and shi and that many guys didnt actually give u a chance or its fucking over

>>33856042
5'10. Ok, I guess it's not THAT tall.

>>33856038
ouch

>>33856038
Did you correct them?

>>33856048
Marry me

>>33855993
So you got groomed into polycule then

Fs a friend is sending me subtly sexy pictures and I can't tell if she wants me to thirst or not. She hasn't responded favorably to hints I've shot her way before. what kind of response are you looking for to those kinds of pics

>>33856048
taller than me :3
but yeah still reasonably tall but not weirdly tall
tallest woman i know is my cousin's friend, she's 6'3"

>>33856054
call her a whore then block her

>>33856054
Ignore her. The situation gets funnier the more desperate she gets.

>>33856051
Jesus anon...

>>33856034
Idc about fictional characters. I personally know that I wasn't manipulated, that's all we have to talk about now.
>>33856052
No, that was also my own decision after careful thought and discussion.

>>33856054
This happened to me before and it ended with me being used

Men do you wear dressy pants to special occasions or are you a lazy slob who wears jeans and hopes no one will notice?

>>33856059
Dont judge me

>>33856063
i wear shorts and a tshirt everywhere no matter what

>>33856063
I rarely wear jeans in my daily life as is. When I’m being a slob, I’m usually wearing gym shorts.
I wear slacks and chinos otherwise.

>>33856061
>No, that was also my own decision after careful thought and discussion.
Are you the dominant partner with the orbiters or the orbiter/lesser partner?

>>33856063
i wear dressy pants and shoes everywhere except where i expect to be treading water or tearing down car engines
im not exactly one of those fedora larpers, but why not dress as well as possible

>>33856059
It's ok, I'm used to it. You have to take everything with a grain of salt around here.

>>33856063
I do. I don't really have a lot of fashion sense so I usually wear whatever's comfortable.

>>33856065
>>33856070
It was just funny. You've got to be quite down bad for somebody's height to be all you need to be ready to settle down.

>>33856063
I haven't been to any formal stuff in years outside of church and I mostly wear cargo pants because no one sees me because I do audio

>>33855837
Male
Somewhere private, and when I've decided that, after thoroughly learning what she's like as a person, I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

>>33856068
I don't think I'm "lesser" by any metric, but I acknowledge that they were dating each other officially before I finally agreed to be with them, and I do feel like the odd one out in some contexts.

>>33855837
F
its never ever gonna happen so why even bother thinking about it

>>33856038
>I don't even care enough now to remember them all. Because they failed at being agreeable.
>>33856074
Why didn't you agree with Miss Piggy?

>>33855899
Actually, yes. I was the edge for a good long while. No, I won't tell you what it is.

>>33855837
M, somewhere with a lot of meaning. Where you first met or kissed, or at a place where one or both of you had always wanted to go and you finally did.

>>33856074
Lol, best part is it wasn't even Amazonian, Just slightly taller than the average girl. Dude must be a real shorty.

>>33855934
I had to read this twice, because the first time, I read "groom" as in animals grooming each other to show affection.
I miss the grumpy rabbit who groomed me because she trusted me.

women, what are the signs that you give to a guy when you are interested in him?

I hate women.

>>33856063
I fucking hate jeans

>>33856074
>>33856087
Why is it only an issue for men to be attracted to height when women will straight up marry a guy just for being 7 feet tall

>>33856063
there are no "special occasions" in my life

>>33855960
Does rape give you an edgy backstory? I mean, if comics have taught me anything...

>>33856063
Can't remember the last time I needed to dress up for an occasion. I wear jeans to work.

>>33856095
I'm a short guy and I like petite women because I want someone to throw around. unfortunately my options from then on are latina ogres or southeast asians.

>>33856098
You've gotta be a real piece of shit to get raped nowadays

>>33856080
That's how stable threesomes work. You either have a haremmaster and two orbiters, or an established couple and their disposable third wheel. As in the three-body problem, trying to make all three people equal in that relationship simply destroys the system.

>>33856063
i just wear cheap work uniform pants like pic rel everywhere
cheap, tough, light, kinda dressy, the perfect pants

>>33856095
I think it's a little odd for anybody to put height on that kind of pedestal. I guess height was just never a factor for me.
I don't really think anon was seriously proposing though, it's not that serious.

>>33856098
Wheels, you were raped?

>>33855865
i sometimes wonder how it would feel

>>33856063
I just wear khakis unless I have to dress up, and then it's "fancy" black pants with an annoying belt. I don't really care about my appearance, but I'll pay attention if I absolutely have to.
I also hate jeans.

Gender
Could you be with somebody who smokes/drinks/uses drugs? Or if that person is you, could you be with somebody who is very against whatever it is you do?

>>33855899
What would edgy be here?

>>33856111
M
yes in moderation
i think i would quit drinking and smoking entirely if a hypothetical future gf asked me to
but ive never had a gf so idk

>>33856104
I'm not disposable. I'm going to be the one who gets pregnant and has our kid. And they love me.

>>33856115
You want to bring a kid into a polycule family?

>>33856111
>Could you be with somebody who smokes/drinks/uses drugs?
well as long as it's not too much. i drink sometimes, so anything at the same level or lower is fine.

>Or if that person is you, could you be with somebody who is very against whatever it is you do?
they'd probably yap yap yap, probably not.

my mom and dad visited today.
I got sad when they left because I sometimes think it might be the last time I see them :(

>>33856116
JH is quite known for being a degenerate towards kids

>>33856119
Did you have a good time?

>>33856111
M. i'm good with smoking or drinking but drugs are a deal breaker, weed smells horrible and other drugs are outright digusting

>>33856116
Is that really so outrageous?

>>33856111
M
Yes. I’m a drug user myself. I use THC way more often than I reasonably should. I also enjoy psychedelics but haven’t taken a trip in a few years.
So, I would probably have fun indulging in my drugs of choice with a woman, but I don’t think I’d want to do that often and foster a dynamic or enabling each other’s bad behavior.

I would actually appreciate dating someone who didn’t tolerate my excessive drug usage and was willing to encourage me to stay sober, although I doubt that says anything very good about me.

In all honesty, why do old people fall for Indian scammers?
I don’t want to be like that when I get older.

>>33856119
Holy shit, you guys are a bunch of Debbie Downers.

>>33856123
Y-Yes..? They don't teach that on Sesame St. or anything.

>>33856123
it's not very healthy for a kid to have a whore for a mom

>>33856087
nah im 5'11

>>33856123
Yes, I’d say so.

>>33856121
yeah it was good.
>>33856126
just a little intrusive thought I wanted to get off my chest.

>>33856081
Will you marry me

>>33856133
Yes
Post your street address so I can come over

>>33856133
Anon, don't do it

>>33856090
i'm too weird to do shit in person

>>33856127
>>33856131
I have taught/tutored many children with more complicated family structures than throuples. It's not that big a deal if everything is stable.
>>33856129
I'm not a whore, asshole.

>>33856132
Oh, like OCD or something? I apologize.

>>33856138
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 20500

>>33856143
Stop being apologist. They teach kids about homosexuals in mainstream media more than that one.

>>33856143
In what kind of shithole do you live in?

>>33856143
>It's not that big a deal if everything is stable.
I suppose so. It just seems a bit outrageous to me since I think polyamory is inherently outrageous, I guess. I don’t doubt what you say, despite my opinion.

>>33856119
I moved out just so I don’t have wake up to my parents arguing anymore

>>33856146
didnt know you posted here mister president
can you legalize weed already

>>33856133
F. I will never marry an indian man sorry anon

>>33856153
He did that like 7-ish years ago with the farm bill.

>>33856132
It sounds like you have a good relationship, and you're worried for their health. Very wholesome anon.

>>33856143
>I'm not a whore, asshole.
true, whores get money for being a slut

>>33856125
Aren’t you indian thread spammer?

>>33856154
Not even if he gives you an off model doraemon plushie?

>>33856155
why cant i go the the gas station and buy weed then

>>33856154
ENTJ's brown hands

>>33856143
You kinda are a whore

>>33856153
Yeah that's what America needs, more drugs!

>>33856111
Male
If she only drinks in moderation and privately, okay, but hard no to anything else.

>>33856147
>>33856149
Would it be better if we weren't an official throuple? I'd marry him, have the child in wedlock, then he'd divorce me and marry her, but we continue to share ownership of the housing complex and we all still essentially live together. Because that's apparently more common than throuples.

>>33856162
Because you can order it in the mail. Although I could be out of the loop with recent laws; I think Texas had some recent prohibition laws put into effect for some cannabinoids.
But you can buy “high-THCA hemp” and THCA concentrates that are just loophole weed, effectively

>>33856143
> if everything is stable.
This is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

>>33856165
weed is basically gaseous alcohol dude
>>33856169
i want to buy weed weed not loophole weed

>>33856158
Keep finding new words to try out, it's clear you're grasping at straws to try and find something mean to say.
>>33856164
I'm not.

>>33856168
This sounds comically complicated and is reason enough for me to never engage in a polyamorous relationship. It sounds like you’re overthinking things a bit, in any case.

>pajeet with 4chan pass called out
>mentions ENTJ without hesitation
>thread dies almost immediately

>>33856171
>weed is basically gaseous alcohol dude
Yeah and legalizing it even state-by-state has proven to be a huge mistake

>>33856170
Very true. That's why I'm not going to have a kid unless I'm confident that everything is as stable as possible, including our feelings. I'm not rushing this at all, I acknowledge that this is uncharted territory for me.

>>33856177
why?

>>33856177
how exactly

>>33856163
Namefags are okay

>>33856171
>i want to buy weed weed not loophole weed
If you’re willing to take the word of someone who’s been smoking for about fifteen years, since before it was legal, it is the exact same thing.
THCA is a naturally occurring cannabinoid; it isn’t sprayed onto it or synthesized. It also breaks down into D9-THC, what we commonly know as THC, when exposed to heat, i.e, when you smoke it or vape it. It’s just weed.
You can also buy D9 edibles in fairly potent doses via gummies and baked goods.

>>33856176
What are you even talking about jeetlord

>>33856175
>This sounds comically complicated
That's the point I'm making. A ton of kids I've worked with have been in families completely flipped around and mashed together by divorce/deaths/custodial disputes/etc. I'm trying to make the point that a happy throuple can't possibly be more distressing than what is considered "normal".

silver mirror coated sunglasses yea or nay

>>33856119
Either accept everything being temporal or wish to see them in heaven

>>33856178
>Very true. That's why I'm not going to have a kid unless I'm confident that everything is as stable as possible
Only if you know your place as a fwb and don't get too romantic and intimate with them

>>33856179
>>33856180
Rampant widespread drug use, higher incidence of mental impairments and mental illness, and drastically lower tax revenue than expected (because of course the people buying it illegally will just keep doing that)? There's literally no advantage I can see to having made it legal in my state

>>33856168
How does custody and step parent rights work in that situation? Once he remarries his new wife has no automatic parental rights over your child unless she adopts the child, which you’d have to consent to. Then where does that leave you? What about property ownership? Taxes? Inheritance and estate planning? Social services and benefits? It seems a little more complicated than a harem anime.

>>33856177
I gave anon the 411 on buying drugs in the mail just now and agree with you. There are so many dispensaries in my hometown. It’s tacky and embarrassing.

>>33856184
>jeetlord
F. Excuse you racist /poltard

>>33856111
M. Im not sure anymore. I used to be very pro green, alcohol, psychedelics, etc. but then tried going cold turkey. I’m having a blast. Sure, a big ol’ blunt would hit different on a lazy afternoon, but for the most part Im finding I value the clarity of not partaking regularly. I guess I would support occasional use, but if there was a family involved at some point there might have to be rules we would need to follow. Who needs drugs when you could eat horses?

>>33856186
Only if you’re gonna also carry a lever shotgun or two around.

>>33856192
Man you’ve literally been posting for over 12 hours

>>33856185
>That's the point I'm making. A ton of kids I've worked with have been in families completely flipped around and mashed together by divorce/deaths/custodial disputes/etc.
If you're talking about single parents or parents who remarry, it's still less degenerate than polycules by choice.

>>33856185
Fair. I would certainly agree, having grown up in a less than ideal custody arrangement between two people who did a poor job of coparenting.

>>33856195
how about a model 70

>>33856186
Yay. Leaves you free to check out things, for reasons.

>>33856196
?

>>33856185
M Just... humor me. A kid grows up in a poly house. How does that affect his perception of women in general?

>>33856193
>eat horses?
I had the opportunity to eat a horse steak a year or two ago and I didn't want to. Maybe I should have, just to see what all the hype is about.

>>33856199
That works too!

Women what do you like about boys?

>>33856202
Lol!

>>33856199
What we have here is a failure to communicate! *bang*

I wish this was a date night and not a shitposting night, but you guys are alright

>>33856204
You missed out. They’re delicious. Same goes for fermented horse milk which tends to be slightly alcoholic.

>>33855915
bleached-hair sunday has been cancelled and replaced with womanlet sunday

>>33856209
What happened to ENTJ?

I'm slacking off on writing my thesis on the Icelandic Coast Guard and a book I'm trying to pitch to a publisher about Tantric Sex Magick. How's your night going?

damn there are some fine shyts on tinder

Women, are you megalophobic?

>>33856213
>>33856215
You tell us, Jee

>>33856215
Idk, he’s just been posting all fucking day

>>33856189
>drastically lower tax revenue than expected
I looked it up because that didn't sound right, and yeah, wtf.
>Together, the sales brought in $20,068,051,561, according to cumulative tax collections reported between January 1, 2014, and March last year.
20 billion across ten years is fucking nothing, that's about as much as alcohol taxes generate in a year.

>>33856214
too short

>>33856186
Mirrored chrome visor, like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW3j-VBEVT8

>>33856189
> because of course the people buying it illegally will just keep doing that
Retarded and sheltered alert

>>33856204
>>33856193
I ate dog meat in stew in Cambodia mixed with chicken feet. That was one of the more, uh, interesting textures I've encountered.

>>33856188
How does FWB and having a kid together work in your mind?
>>33856190
I feel like my post was misunderstood. I wasn't floating this idea as a real alternative, I was making the point that something this complicated is comparatively common.
>>33856197
What does "degenerate" even mean in this context, especially for the wellbeing and success of a child? You're shitting out opinions with no substance.
>>33856203
I don't think it changes much. Lots of households include more than two parental figures, male and female.

>>33855959
Good answer.
>is it hot in here all the sudden?

>>33856219
Reaching and fent free, but not me. I actually wonder what happened to dude as well. See familiar names occasionally pop up, but figure everyone takes break once in While. I’m back as I’m down with flu and posting inbetween chills.

>>33856227
Were you "finding yourself" after high school?

>>33856225
NTA and not even a user but I don't know anybody who smokes and buys it from a shop rather than a dealer

>>33856218
is this gonna be a dick joke?

Whenever I meet an autistic man, I always think he is spying on me for some shady organisation, or hiding manipulation intentions. Is this a normal reaction to autistic behaviours?

>>33856217
Still no matches jeetlord?

>>33856227
How did you like dog? I’ve wanted to try but imagine it’s mostly like greasy dark meat. Hoping to eat a Marmot and/or Camel next year.

>>33856236
yes
now hold still while i con tact the mother ship

>>33856230
>I was making the point that something this complicated is comparatively common.
You're not answering the question though. Have you personally thought this through?

>>33856233
No, I was a Peace Corps dropout in my 20s. I've told the story on here before.

>>33856143
>I'm not a whore, asshole
NTA. You masturbate at work to text posts from strangers.

>>33856230
>How does FWB and having a kid together work in your mind?
It doesn't

>>33856238
Think chicken, but thicker.

>>33856230
You don't think that they'd come to view women as objects to be collected?

>>33856236
I am, shh

>>33856236
Yes. You see this often in this very board. >>33856245
Must be some intense zoom calls.

>>33856235
Should I make it one?

i want to wear a red sash with a big flintlock pistol stuck in it

>>33856250
Women remind me of affectionate and cuddly pet dogs and cats, except that I actually fantasise about consensually fucking women and fucking a dog or a cat would be rape.

>>33856234
>I don’t smoke weed
>but I know how it works
Ok dude

>>33856253
I'm ADHD, not autistic.

>>33856255
Make it an 1860 army and I’ll join you. Halloween is almost here.

Man, as a kid I used to play off my mom and dad all the time. I couldn't imagine what throwing another authority figure in the mix would do.

>>33856255
I want to wear a stainless steel sash that looks like a conveyor belt while serving as a glorified mall cop on a spaceship and call myself Worf, Son of Mogh.

>>33856258
Thanks for sharing. Now go take your Ritalin/Adderall/whatever-it-is-you-take.

>>33856214
I wish womanlets liked manlets

>>33856259
I wish I had participated in Sherman's March.

>>33856256
Is this JH I'm talking to? Is this unironically some kind of internalized racism?

>>33856214
can just take her and carry her home like groceries

>>33856257
Yeah I know what the people who use it nonstop every day are doing
Are you high right now?

>>33856237
Reminder to always report the 4chan pass thread spammer jeet

>>33856263
I actually enjoy my job, so I don't need that shit.

>>33856255
how big we talkin

>>33856266
Saar?

The yolks of my eggs are thick instead of runny and when I tried to cook them into an omelette they tasted nasty. Should I throw them out?

>>33856275
How did they crack?

>>33856268
I don’t smoke anymore, but when it became legal, not one single person I knew bought it illegally. You can lie all you want on the internet but this is the stupidest shit to lie about

>>33856254
well all i know is that moids from atoga apparently have anacondas in their pants

M, all of my (very few) sexual encounters have been with married women (I knew them before they were married and I had sex with them as a product of them opening their relationship).

How does that happen? That I haven't had sex with a woman who is truly single or in the context of a relationship that I'm actually in?

moids, what do you think of having a tradwife?

>>33856281
Mine wants to be swallowed though, not the other way around.

>>33856278
Awkwardly, I think they were just sitting in the back of the refrigerator too long but I had to force the yolk to go out of the egg and into the pan.

>>33856281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkjWyIdIBJo

>>33856285
>moids, what do you think of having a tradwife
I want a hotwife

>>33856273
a 62 or 69 caliber, 14 inch barrel, some humongous english civil war relic

Have you ever met the devil? And if so, what did he say?

>>33856287
Weird. Old eggs are easier to crack. Maybe your fridge is too cold?

>>33856285
BOOORING
gimme someone FUN

>>33856241
I have not personally thought through the silly hypothetical I used as a stand-in for the complexities of modern day broken families, no.
>>33856248
Then idk what you're trying to say.
>>33856250
No. Same way that a child living with their parents and recovering addict homeless aunt wouldn't come to that conclusion either. A child isn't judging the relationships between adults in a household the way you're imagining.

>>33856285
depends on what you mean, "tradwife" has become basically a meaningless buzzword

>>33855827 (OP)
I don't get the joke

>>33856285
That would be ideal

>>33856245
And that's not being a whore. That's being an embarrassing sex addict in the privacy of my office or lab.

>>33856297
rational vs. irrational numbers
aka women are le dumb

>>33856292
he said they would manifest as an anonymous imageboard that would infect and pervert the mind of anyone who posts there.

>>33856295
Is everyone else in the relationship black?

>>33856292
Yes. That I was doing great and to keep it doing what I was doing. That was a wild ride and I’m lucky to be alive and free.

>>33856285
I don't care as long as she likes to fuck me

>>33856295
>recovering addict homeless aunt
Strawman. The husband doesn't have sex with her also.

>>33856305
>Is everyone else in the relationship black?
They both look like people from Nazi propaganda posters lol

>>33856305
No. If you want to talk about the complexities of raising a multiracial child, that's not on the docket right now.

>>33856160
No. I just saw someone post about it and that got me thinking.

>>33856295
>A child isn't judging the relationships between adults in a household the way you're imagining.
Didn't come from a broken home then?

>>33856292
M
He told me what I wanted to hear.

>>33856309
A child won't know any sex is going on regardless. At least, they shouldn't. Your argument is retarded.

>>33856285
I'm liberal, but I still want a tradwife for fetish reasons.

Do you have a re-growable tooth in your mouth that sometimes morphs into a personal pizza you can pick out and eat at random with your other teeth, and then the same tooth regrows within a day?

>>33856312
Wait... wait... I think I'm getting somewhere. Is it the guy that's white? And you say this isn't a race thing?

>>33856319
what anime is that

>>33856316
Weren't most people raised on Sex Farms from a very young age?

>>33856316
nta. I knew my mom and dad were having sex. I assumed that my dad was not having sex with my aunt when she lost her job and needed a place to stay.

What's a movie you have a particular loathing for? I hated Cuck (2019) and Almost Mercy. Both just awful, awful fucking motion pictures.

>>33856320
They are both white. That has nothing to do with our discussion, though.

>>33856295
>Then idk what you're trying to say.
Either you get pumped, dumped and have a kid or continue being a fwb for that couple

>>33856329
My dad had sex with his mother-in-law (my grandma) and male relatives would high-five him sometimes after he came out of my grandma's bedroom after having loved her up.

Men what do you like about girls?

>>33856332
Have you or have you not ever engaged in slavery roleplay during sexual relations?

All, are you happy with the general area that you’re living in? Could you be convinced to move?

>>33856341
I like women, not girls.

>>33856285
I'm not a tradcuck
>>33856290
>>33856294
These anons know what's up

>>33856348
Sarge hands

>>33856341
cute voice, soft skin, pretty eyes, that they act different than men

>>33856282
Big dick?

>>33856342
We are talking about the perceived issues with raising a child in a throuple family dynamic here. Not race stuff.

>>33856344
>Could you be convinced to move?
Once I see my neighbors being rounded up against their will to go to Forced Labor Camps or face summary executions, I know it's time to pack what possessions I can carry on my back, head to the airport, and never look back.

>>33856344
I'm happy with the general area I live in, but if the person I'm interested in were to date me I'd move for it.

>>33856355
It's like you never watched Two and a Half Men.

Femanons, do you like spankings?

>>33856358
She's stated previously that she's into raceplay, if that's what you mean.

>>33856341
I enjoy having someone to talk to and share stuff they found cool. I also enjoy doing things for them when they really need help. The other day I helped some girl get something off the top shelf. Made her day and I got to feel like Superman. Didn’t ask for a number though. Maybe I should have as She was cute.

why do very old books use a lot of words to not say very much at all
author uses a whole page to basically say, "Dedicated to your Ladyſhip"

>>33856338
>My dad had sex with his mother-in-law (my grandma)
no wonder JH grew up so fucked up

>>33856358
Goated show

>>33856364
Prose is an art form, not simply a technical discipline to get you from point A to point B.

>>33856331
Open Water, 2003 movie about a couple that gets completely stranded in the middle of the ocean. The setup is completely contrived with them being left behind because their tourist diving group doesn't do a headcount or roll call, and the rest of the movie is these people just being completely fucked.

>>33856367
i mean its cute
it seems like he has a crush on her lol

>>33856341
Most things. I appreciate them being able to share a perspective with me that I’ll never have myself. I like the way they look, feel and smell and appreciate their company.
>>33856344
I’m eager to leave where I live right now and would probably jump at the chance to move closer to someone who lives far away from me.

>>33856341
multitasking

>>33856358
Are you bringing up a sitcom in a discussion of actual family relationships in the context of childhood development?
>>33856359
Nope.
>>33856365
What the fuck are you even saying now? Do you think that was me who posted that or something? Jesus anon, fix your radar.

>>33856357
Thanks. In a weird spot where I may have to move next year but don’t know if pursuing relationships are worth it right now. I’m 30 so feel like I’m losing time.

>>33856344
No, I want to leave this continent entirely

>>33856344
Yeah, it's cozy. I've grown to like city living a lot. I'm in walking distance of everything and don't need a car.
I've given thought to moving, but I'm not sure.

>>33856387
he didn't say NTA, seemed believable

>>33856359
...no

>>33856387
JH, I'm NTA. But I'm curious why you think your relationship will be stable in the long-term when your gf has already dumped you once before?

If you ask me, men deserved to be spanked more than women.

>>33856397
Will you call me a good boy when you're finished?

>>33856355
I'm just slightly concerned that you're getting into this situation as viewing it as some sort of house maid scenario fantasy with little to no regard over what effect that might have on a potential child. I'll leave you alone now.

>>33856392
That is one part of city living I really appreciate. Dealing with traffic is insane. If you were in >>33856388 situation, what would you do? Short term knowing that it may end?

>>33856119
I feel ya, anon. My parents are getting older, and I worry about them all the time.
>>33856187
Amen

>>33856403
Yeah, I think so. If you have a connection, you have a connection. Just let them know you might be moving.

>>33856399
Wouldn't want to lie to you.

>>33856369
My parents unironically really like that movie. I mean, the premise is alright I guess, but the A to B to get them in that situation is really dumb, yeh.

>>33856285
Would be nice.
I can afford it as long as she's okay with not living in the city.

>>33856406
Solid. Currently have none and it could stay that way for now but wasn’t sure if worth the trouble.

>>33856407
Good point. What if you ask me if I'm going to be a good boy instead?

>>33856338
how the fuck does a woman even be okay with her husband fucking her mother?

>>33856393
If you know me at all, you'd know that's not just unbelievable, it's impossible.
>>33856396
Her dumping me was under a very unique set of circumstances that neither of us navigated properly. I feel that it was a learning experience for both of us, and we're better off for it.
>>33856400
>I'm just slightly concerned that you're getting into this situation as viewing it as some sort of house maid scenario
I know I come across as very sex-motivated, but I don't think I deserve that little of faith in my intentions when it comes to wanting to start a family.

Women, what is the most sinister and terrifying psychological breakdown you have ever witnessed from a man in your life?

Female federal agents
Are you cute? I'd give you so many compliments if you just destroy all your files on me.

>>33856415
Have you ever told us about those circumstances?

>>33856389
Europe?

>>33856408
A lot of people think it's great. It's one of the movies I watched with my mom and we both thought it was terrible. We must have been weird.

>>33856410
I don't think you necessarily deserve to stay alone just in case you might move later.

>>33856415
>I don't think I deserve that little of faith in my intentions when it comes to wanting to start a family.
A woke nigger lesbian? No way.

I have so many questions I’d like to ask that girl

>>33856415
Weren't those circumstances you wanting to be monogamous, and her wanting to be non-monogamous?

>>33856419
NA

>>33856426
why tho this place is great fgt

>>33856422
She's bisexual

>>33856428
Europe is classier, cleaner, and safer

>>33856428
NTA but NA sucks dick

>>33856425
Lol, JH caved under desperation?

>>33856367
posting it

>>33856432
If she were desperate she could absolutely just get a moid off of atoga

>>33856415
>I feel that it was a learning experience for both of us
yeah, that polycules are unstable degenerate shit

>>33856418
I've mentioned some aspects of it, yeh. Like the work stuff and her dog dying, but not some of the other things that were happening to her all at once that even I was unaware of.

>>33856411
Calling a grown man a boy is weird.

>>33856422
This is the sort of discourse that I expect more of.
>>33856425
No.

>>33856313
Why are you lying bloody bastard saar?

>>33856442
i thought indians were supposed to be hairy

>>33856285
I want a modern wife

Women, what is it even like to date in current year? What are your experiences with men like lately?

>>33856444
Anon's Modern Wife

>>33856423
which one

>>33856442
Lmao

>>33856448
Annoying girl

Cmon, fedgirls, just destroy all your files on me. Pretty please?

>>33856415
I apologize. Seriously. I was out of line.

>>33856421
Think I needed to hear that, thanks. I have a tendency to prioritize other things before myself, I.e, career goals. Recently started up clubbing again, but was concerned about wasting someone’s time if we hit it off. (Again, prioritizing immaterial person x over what I want)

>>33856341
>Comfy to touch and hug and physically interact with
>Fun to banter and speak with
>Easy on the eyes to stare at
>Feminine charm
>Overall easy to love and care for and want to protect

>>33856452
I don't think you were particularly out of line compared to some of the other things said ITT. I do have some fetishes that are brought up here, but I hope that I can express my feelings going forward in ways that won't so incorrectly paint me as someone who'd let those fetishes dictate important life choices.

>>33856341
Boobies
Pussy
That's about it
You guys kinda suck ngl

Man, I have never heard of a bi/lesbian NOT into something... unusual.

>>33856436
I worked for a moving company, and I remember a house that consisted of a five person polycule that were all breaking up and moving out at the same time. One girl kept telling us more of the drama every trip we made inside. Kind of hilarious in retrospect, but it was annoying at the time.

>>33856463
True, but faggots are the most degenerate.

Women, what about a guy would improve your life the most if you have a bf?

>>33856463
There is nothing more revolting and boner killing than porn for women

>>33856344
Meh. I save a ton of money by living with my parents, but it's expensive and way too commie/"diverse" for my tastes. Once I save up enough to buy a plot of land, I'm out of here.

>>33856341
I actually thought REALLY hard about this before deciding that anything I say would be jumped on by SOMEONE as being stereotypical.

>>33856452
Anon, that's unnecessary.

>>33856467
His consistency. I need more people in my life who I can rely on.

>>33856471
SHUT UP IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER OK

men
what if i taped ice cubes to your dick while you were sleeping

>>33856475
Don't be so neurotic. Attack the cause.

>>33856452
>>33856475
damn, stop being such a pussy

>>33856477
I would immediately wake up and thwart your assault with Sex

>>33856467
>Women, what about a guy would improve your life the most if you have a bf?
Hugs give you serotonin, cuddling, massages, someone to bond with and hopefully hypothetically end up married. I know it's not gonna happen for me, it's my response

>>33856477
no morning wood, I guess.

>>33856477
I'd probably still get morning wood 2bh

>>33856483
>I know it's not gonna happen for me
but why?

>>33856473
>His consistency.
>tfw no predatory insect gf

>>33856477
I would spank your ass red until you can't sit down anywhere and put a collar on you before I fuck you until my anger subsides.

>>33856468
I thought Korrasami had good taste.

>>33856487
>but why?
I'm not trying

>>33856477
how would ice stick to tape dumbass, definitely foid hands such a stupid post

>>33856492
If you tried, do you think you could?

>>33856492
Why not?

>>33856111
Yes. And also yes because I only usually smoke weed for pain, and alcohol just isn't that fun anymore now that it's ADD control. But if they're a complete teetotaler then I would doubt we even have much in common if they didn't get half the jokes on Adult Swim back then.

Women, have you ever worn a collar a moid gave you?

>>33856478
nta what does that actually accomplish? If someone apologizes and gets a clear conscious, of what is it to you, friendo? Retards view apologizing as a sign of weakness or whatever when it's often the best course of action. But no, you go on and cry more about not having a girlfriend.

>>33856111
>>33856496
Is that why you broke up?

>>33856497
If by collar you mean choker, then yes.

>>33856500
No.

>>33856497
i've never received one.

>>33856498
It's good to apologize when you've actually wronged somebody. But someone being miffed by something you said doesn't automatically mean you've wronged them. Also, I do have a gf.

>>33856494
I'd probably get rejected
>>33856495
I'd get rejected

>>33856477
missionary sex

>>33851231
Quick update before I try go back to sleep even though my fucking housemates are loudly partying at 3am and I have work again in a few hours
She asked me to grab a bite and stay out for drinks with her tonight after work as we finished around the same time so I did
I ended up drinking too much, crashing out about how I was gonna quit the job as soon as I found another one cause I was shit at it etc. and then about government conspiracy theories and she had to take me home
If she's at work tomorrow I'm gonna gouge my eyes out

>>33856477
I would wake up with a puddle near my dick and I'd get so ashamed and scared, so I'd block your sleeping body from touching the puddle with some pillows then start trying to clean the puddle with products and try to remove my side of the bedding, all quietly to not wake you up, then after I've done all I can, I wash myself in the shower. When you do wake up I tell you what happened, then remove all the bedding and wash it.

Then I go the the store and win the lottery cause this is my fantasy.

Women, if you were a lesbian, who would be your crush?

>>33856506
Guys are the ones who usually get rejected though. You have a better chance as a girl.

>>33856505
>But someone being miffed by something you said doesn't automatically mean you've wronged them.
Isn't it better to err on the side of caution though?

>>33856496
Hi BlueValkrie. Cool to see some familiar names. Hope all is well und Guten Nacht.

>>33856514
BlueValkrie is German? It all makes sense now...

>>33856510
I dream of a brunette lady gaga.

I wish trannyfreaks would stop listing themselves as "women" on dating apps
Brother, you are 6'3" with a manjaw, manhands and manshoulders. What on Earth made you think you would pass?

anonettes for this feel?

>>33856514
Oh, german dude. Wassup.

>>33856285
Not for me
>>33856292
Humans will pay for their sins
>>33856236
Fuck off normie

>>33856506
I don’t think that means it wouldn’t be worth trying. I’ve been rejected before and am still kinda trying.

>>33856522
Das pp there.. maybe.. it's obscure.. maybe even uncut.

What sexual thrill does a girl get from sex with a short guy? They prefer tall guys for a reason obviously but I can't conjure any reason a girl would be into a short dude.

People that have hallucinations, what do you see/hear?

>>33856216
>How's your night going?
Fucking shit lol
That book sounds wild though, what's the inspiration
>>33856217
>fine shyts
Are you a nigger
>>33856111
>could you be with somebody who is very against whatever it is you do
Yes but she dumped me over it anyway

>>33856530
I wasn't looking there because i'm not gay or a woman

>>33856525
Temperature. Flu. I’m excited. I may not wake up for this reason.

>>33856530
Bigger than yours?

>>33856531
I like short men for sex.
Rawr.

>>33856539
Do short men like a piggy like you?

>>33856531
I'm NOT, to be totally honest. But it's not the end of the world like you (not you specifically) short guys seem to think it is. Find another scapegoat, that one's old.

>>33855899
M, not really besides just having a shit childhood and being homeless

>>33856522
do moids actually want foids to do this?

>>33856545
Only in very specific contexts.

>>33856545
It’s not at the top of my list, but I’d probably do it if someone asked me nicely. I usually insist on going down on women in bed anyways.

>>33856536
I can be yur 5" or I can be you're Saints Row Penetrator©.

>>33856522
Almost right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE

>>33856532
I hallucinate insects occasionally. I think the issue is lack of sleep.

>>33856542
I'm going to stomp your grapes.

>>33856545
>implying their consent matters

*digs deep into my nose for the perfect booger*

>>33856532
Oh, this one's always fun. Right before bed too, good timing.

>>33856539
I'll give some benefit of doubt even if I don't really believe it but why?
>>33856543
You say that... but whenever I look up anything related to short men its women humiliating them and not considering us men.

>>33856542
Short men have no choice, it's either piggy or hand.

>>33856552
No you won't

>>33856545
nta F I don't want a guy to do oral on me because then I'd feel indebted to give him a bj.

>>33856546
like what?

>>33856547
they ask you to do it?

>>33856553
to quote a previous namefag; ning?

>>33856557
Well... that's just confirmation bias. :)

>>33856554
Are you flick it in the air or eat it?

>>33856510
Nag
Tate McRae is hot but her music is horrendous
Like I'm not even sure they register as songs desu

>>33856522
he shouldn't get to take his pants off

>>33856532
M, all sorts of random shit desu but usually benign dumb shit unless I'm really unwell
For example I was hallucinating at work yesterday afternoon and omw home, kept hearing people calling my name, a couple of screams, saw bugs on one of the walls, and a dog outside running and then vanishing. Thought the fire alarm went off at one point but it hadn't. Shit like that. On the way home I heard a girl screaming and then saw a silhouette walking with a torch before she faded away. The other day when I was more out of it I was serving a man with a black hat at the bar but when I turned back he was gone and my colleague said no one had come in/left. Mostly people just think I'm a nutcase and it's really embarrassing

>>33856563
Ideally a loving relationship where both parties feel reciprical safety and comfort.

>>33856532
the chime from the clock from my childhood home
my name being called
people in the corner of my vision
dogs on the road

>>33856561
Killjoy

>>33856561
what would be handjob worthy then

>>33856557
They just
>fit better.
>don't crush me
>easier to ride smaller hips (knees on bed)
>sometimes they even run colder than me so our body temperatures even out
Feels good.

>>33856564
Then why have I NEVER seen women say they like short dudes or ANYTHING of them saying something positive about short men?
It's not bias if the hate is all I ever see

>>33856532
F It's mostly bugs. It's weird how that seems to be a common theme. There's a gigantic spider on my computer monitor right now. Also conversations in my head. I've given them names. They mostly tell me to do good stuff, but sometimes bad. Oh, and knocking sometimes that gets progressively louder.

>>33856559
Gimmie those grapes. You're being a bad boy.
*thwack*

>>33856577
you crush them ha ha ha

>>33856577
What do you mean "fit better?"
Easier to ride doesn't make sense and neither does the cold thing

>>33856578
You want me to say something I like about short guys? Fine. Cute dicks, proportionately. How does that feel?

>>33856577
You're not making it easier for them with your weight

>>33856584
Between my legs. Ontop of me.
You could just lay ontop of me while still in for a break.

>>33856502
NTA
Did you 2 patch things up or is there still resentment there?

>>33856582
>You're being a bad boy.
Tell such things to your son

>>33856583
>>33856590
Rent free

>>33856595
Not for a glutton like you

"I honor the spark of divine light that is inside of you, because it is also inside of me."

Wait, until they find out about metaphysical solipsism.

>>33856592
No

>>33856549
I hate synchronicities

>>33856577
>sometimes they even run colder than me so our body temperatures even out
Funny you should mention that, as my temperature is usually 92 degrees.

>>33856589
I don't like it being called cute. Cute implies small.

>>33856598
Shut up fag

Guys, she not taking the bait. You're just embarrassing yourselves.

>>33856568
this, and she should take her top off.

>>33856605
I think JH just fucked off

today a young adult male realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a moderate vibration. that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself from a particular perspective. there is no such thing as the concept of death, life is only a hallucination, and we are the imagination of our selves. here is Thomas with the weather report!

Wait, it's all ME experiencing MY self?

>>33856598
I liked your physicist LARP a lot more.

>>33856603
See? That's why I don't do that.

>>33856589
>Cute dicks, proportionately
Oh shit

>>33856610
Why aren't you a millionaire if manifesting is real?

>>33856610
Shut up fag

>>33856606
>and she should take her top off
no

>>33856611
Shintoism is the master religion not gay solipsism

>>33856610
I've seen Bill Hicks, too.

>>33856622
>no
Yes.

>>33856609
No, the other one. :)

>>33856623
The atom bomb would like a word.

>>33856522
oral sex is so gay

>>33856612
Sorry... you try getting rid of learned helplessness. Its not fucking easy

>>33856624
You give anon too much credit. They probably got it off a Tool CD.

>>33856626
why are you a bully anon?

>>33856632
Kek.

What makes a guy so anti-aura to women
I don't get it but women just hate me. You know how you can tell someone just doesn't like you? that's all women to me.

I am not sexist, i am kind hearted, I am well dressed, i am not flirting but i get treated so badly by women irl. I don't know why.

>>33856631
Oh, you just opened up a whole can of worms. I'm not even personally mad at you. I'm dealing with this too. I honestly hope you can be better as well.

>>33856597
Nobody cares
But you're shitting the thread up by being pathetic.

>>33856635
They say human pheromones don't exist, but sometimes I wonder.

>>33856635
same boat, get along with guys great and I treat everyone with respect but women have an inability to be kind

>>33856635
its all in your head
ive realized that women dont hate me at all, i simply dont exist to them

>>33856638
less pathetic than a single mom trying to set up a polycule

>>33856633
I don't generally think I am. What gave you that idea?

>>33856602
Entropy, baby

>>33856513
Not if it's self-effacing, no.

>>33856625
he doesn't get to see her topless

hypersexual gigacock chad is breaking down my door. help?

>>33856642
Women do be competing a lot.

>>33856644
I'm not doing anything rn. You're sucking big fat black men off.

>>33856649
snip snip

>>33856648
by that logic, he doesn't get to see or taste her pussy

>>33856568
>he shouldn't get to take his pants off
Eating pussy makes me leak to much precum to keep my pants on.

>>33856649
Is it a fireman?

too tired to fap guys im going to bed
goodnight

>>33856636
I thought you were mad at me. I hope the best for you too, I guess.
I've never seen any videos or posts by girls about anything positive they like about short guys. Not once. Its all just hate and humiliating us.

>>33856652
>You're sucking big fat black men off.
sounds more like something you would do

>>33856645
You like baiting femanons

If a woman asks me to go down on her, I'm biting her clitoris off.

Are there any women who don't want kids?

>>33856659
She seems to like skinny hwites

>>3385664
How is appologizing self effacing? Can you answer without using the word "weakness"?

>>33856665
That's basically 80% of them, you dumb fucking retard

>>33856665
Roughly half don't.

I think I love the femanon who ends all her posts with a smiley

>>33856671
>femanon
:^(

>>33856658
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say just a guy being short isn't inherently a bad thing but what is is that a lot of them seem to have a bad attitude about it. Like the "chestlets" a lot fo you guys talk about.

>>33856673
yeah but the whole chestlet thing is in jest.

I hate women.

>>33856654
no because he'd enjoy seeing her titties or having his dick out where she can't see more than she would

>>33856655
>Eating pussy makes me leak to much precum to keep my pants on.
good

>>33856660
I said "guys, she not taking the bait. You're just embarrassing yourselves." Does this imply that I'm the one doing the baiting? In fact, the second sentence could imply that I'm mocking the people that are doing the baiting.

>>33856666
I don't think her tastes stop at them

>>33856589
To me it seems like dicks look bigger on short guys. They definitely don't seem to have small dicks.

>>33856649
>>33856653
address and I'll be there in a split and take care of it

>>33856678
Hm interesting

>>33856675
So consider that the short guy thing is for a lot of women. Because we know it riles you up and is a sore spot as well.

>>33856678
Are you one of those pickme simps?

>>33856673
Maybe but the difference is that with chestlets guys either are indifferent or they love it but with manlets women either fucking hate us or are indifferent.
I don't see any girls into it. You don't see men tell girls to kill themselves if they have small boobs

>>33856680
I didn't say small desu.

>>33856665
A lot of them don't but they eventually do.

>>33856684
No, I'm just bored to be honest. Trying something different.

>>33856677
>good
Please just let me put a towel under my knees instead of ruining my briefs.

>>33856642
I think women can be kind. I think more women are kinder than men.
There is def something I am doing or maybe I am just that ugly. I was hoping women could explain

>>33856643
They visibly give me side eye when I talk with my friends and they join in. They also go out of their way to call me weird in a derogatory way.
Like a recent example is I am talking with my coworker who sits next to me and we are shooting the shit. Some girl who seems to have a crush on him comes and sits next to him and start bothering him (he has a gf and is uncomfy around her). I just make continue our previous convo to reduce the awkwardness and she says "You're weird. Stop talking". Complete deadpan and serious.

Idk. I have had similar experiences with women my entire life. I wish someone would just tell me what I am doing wrong because guys are fucking retarded and tell me they are shocked I am not dating.

>>33856687
>You don't see men tell girls to kill themselves if they have small boobs
... yes, you do...

I don't like femdom 2bh

>>33856693
If that happened, it was just a joke

T

>>33856694
No one really does. The men who do it just do it because it's easy attention from foids, and the foids just get off on the taboo.

>>33856679
It does. And then you call me racist. And then I call you racist for calling me racist.

>>33856696
>If that happened, it was just a joke
NTA. Sounds like the "narcissist's prayer"

>>33856697
I

>>33856683
Yeah, it's very enraging to the point of considering prison time for it. It really fucking hurts.

>>33856693
NTA, but outside of 4chan and high school?

For as you as you all keep worshipping manipulative opportunistic skanks because you’re that desperate for a piece, I must continue expressing my love for Emo Anthony.

>>33856698
Being dominant gets you a lot more attention from women

>>33856704
Lol

>>33856704
Anthony is also a skank now tho

>>33856696
>it was just a joke
You can't keep falling back on that shit, anon. :) Shows low social awareness and possibly a whole lot of other things.

>>33856707
You're right. I meant to say they think it's easy attention from foids.

>>33856700
Its not
Also this>>33856703
It doesn't happen in the outside world with adults

>>33856704
Sup, babey

>>33856704
I bless you for existing.
I didn't know you can just shitpost men and it makes other men mad.
You are a pioneer.

>>33856696
>If that happened
That is legit gaslighting. You're trying to get me to doubt. :)