Thread 33880560

My fetish is being forced to sniff farts. The fantasy I've spilled the most cum to involves me being tied to a bed, having tape put on my mouth so I can only breathe through my nose, and having a dominant woman sit her bare ass on my face, ripping loud, juicy farts and making me sniff them all up.
How the fuck do I ever explain this to any sexual partners? I feel like I'd have to hire a prostitute to make this fantasy a reality because I repulse every girlfriend I've ever mentioned this to.

>>33880560 (OP)
lol

>>33880560 (OP)
based, but I also want them to shit on me. Just hire a dominatrix and see if fart sniffing is something for you!

>>33880560 (OP)
Are you Jewish?

You can find a girl to do this for free, they just might be a troon, weird, and/or ugly though.

>>33881063
100% blonde haired, blue eyed aryan actually

>>33881236
I dont believe you, its just 99% blonde.

>>33880560 (OP)
>My fetish is being forced to sniff farts.
>>33880560 (OP)
Why would you need to be forced?

>>33883881
Because it's sexier

>>33880560 (OP)
I don't have any advice, I just wanted to express my gratitude for such an inspirationing and tearjerking voyage.

>>33880560 (OP)
I don't have any advice, I just wanted to express genuine admiration and gratitude for such an inspirational and tearjerking voyage.

>>33880560 (OP)
Based sniffa enjoyer. I'm pretty sure you can buy farts stored in bottles nowadays. What a time to be alive! But hey dude, don't forget to sniff the ocean breeze