Thread 33880955

How do I go about telling people I'm dating a mom and her daughter?

The daughter is 21 and we are in a threesome.

i dont know and neither do i care

Bait used to be believable.

>>33880962
Well, you cared enough to post, so there's that.

Tell everyone the truth instead, which is that you are a 34 year old virgin.

>>33880955 (OP)
>How do I go about telling people I'm dating a mom and her daughter?
You just tell everyone you like incest and do incest.

>>33881022
Takes some balls to do that.

>>33880962
He's got ya there
>>33880979

>>33880963
Don't worry this will get to 200 replies like the 40 year old dating an 18 year old
>>33880979
>>33881471
Newfags don't know about the magic herb
Can't say it because the faggot jannies ban it because hiroshimoot is a good little cockslut for Kadokawa and Good Smile who want to see engagement no matter what, but you can post without bumping a thread you know

>>33881716
>but you can post without bumping a thread you know
Wot? How?

>>33881866
>Wot? How?
the site FAQ explains how to do it
https://www.4chan.org/faq

>>33880955 (OP)
if not a troll, just don't tell people that. Say you are dating the one who is closer in age to you and keep the family dynamics private.

>>33881889
What if they see me kissing the daughter? lol

>>33881954
don't make a big deal about it and don't even bring it up unless they ask about it. Most people won't ask and don't want to know.

>>33881716
>Don't worry this will get to 200 replies like the 40 year old dating an 18 year old
lol no it won't nobody cares about incest

>>33881046
Are you OP? I'm assuming you are. If not then >>33880955 (OP)

You're the one who asked how and that's how to do it and that's the only way.
You wanted to flex this immoral achievement.
Only your "like minded" friends of the same interest would appreciate those words coming out of your mouth. If you want to flaunt it real hard then you're just retarded.

>>33881716
>Don't worry this will get to 200 replies like the 40 year old dating an 18 year old
it is literally the same poster posting these threads

>>33882072
No I don't want to "flex" anything. In fact I want to keep it a secret as best as possible. I just wanted to know how the hell I would explain it if people found out I was dating both the mom and the daughter cause they would eventually figure it out. Can't hide it forever.

>>33882595
No, I'm not. This is just your own paranoia coming from your retarded mindset that believes everyone on 4chan is the same person.

>>33880955 (OP)
You do realize that's incest, correct?

>>33883139
Yep, that's specifically why I'm doing it.

Hey

just be honest and open. you know your worth. if people call you a troll, you might be one, but that doesn't make you gay

>>33882864
>No, I'm not. This is just your own paranoia coming from your retarded mindset that believes everyone on 4chan is the same person.
it's not paranoia when there are new age gap threads every single day written in the same style

>>33886024
>I see dead people...
:(

>>33885278
Sup?

why do you need to tell people?
most people in weird relationships just lie and only tell people they know dont care

id imagine the women dont want you running around telling every one, or it wouldnt be a good idea to

>>33891208
What if people have a strong suspicion of your relationship since they have been hanging around you for a while? How do you hide it then?

>>33891231
mean are there actually people suspicious?
so long as you arnt doing shit in front of people or talking about shit, they tend not to know

most people dont know whose into bdsm and cucking until they start talking about it

you also still dont have to tell them shit
you have to make the call if its better to lie or tell them if they call you out on it

>>33880955 (OP)
Buy an ad.

>>33891260
Hmm but what if I'm at the park one day and my neighbor sees me kissing the daughter when they thought I was in a normal committed relationship with the mother?

>>33891273
Oh very funny, sir, very fucking funny. You have me in tears from your hilarious sense of humor.

>>33891292
1 who the fuck goes to a part to make out with people
2 you still dont have to say shit or you can just lie through your teeth

you can just let shit be a rumor
idk why you act like you have to respond to people or give an answer, you are a grown ass adult and dont owe anybody a exlanation for your bussines

you can fuck their whole adult aged family and its no ones business, there isnt shit any one can do but talk shit

>>33891320
>who the fuck goes to a part to make out with people
Haven't you ever given like a quick 3 second kiss to your girlfriend while watching a movie or something? Hold hands while walking? I mean it's not a make out session. Just little displays of affection you do when you're together with someone.

>>33891366
The fact remains id imagine you dont want people to find out, so how is telling any one shit gona help

it also still doesnt fucking matter if he saw you fucking her in the ass, its just his word and you still dont own people a explanation

the only reason people care about keeping adultery under wraps is because its illegal in many places and your neighbors can have you arrested

you are just gona have to hide shit or live with some people will find out and you will be talked about. theres lots of made up rumors people spread
it also doesnt fucking matter, no ones going to do shit except talk shit if they even care

>>33891415
Well, shit... lol alright then.

>>33891415
>the only reason people care about keeping adultery under wraps is because its illegal in many places and your neighbors can have you arrested
Wait what? That's fucked up

Oh shit incest

>>33894201
Surprise!!! Incest!!!

>>33880955 (OP)
...

>>33897390
Is that a shock of excitement or disgust?

>>33880955 (OP)
what race and ethnicity
why are you dating both
how did this happen?
is there a hierarchy?
is there one you favor more?

>>33880955 (OP)
Why the fuck are you insistent on sharing your business? Tell the bros and leave it at that.

>>33897676
Hmm?

>>33880955 (OP)
Why would you want to tell them

>>33897676
Come on, answer me.

>>33897676
Tell me!