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Anonymous No.33880955 [Report] >>33881022 >>33881889 >>33882072 >>33883139 >>33891273 >>33897390 >>33897686 >>33897743 >>33898506
How do I go about telling people I'm dating a mom and her daughter?

The daughter is 21 and we are in a threesome.
Anonymous No.33880962 [Report] >>33880979 >>33881471
i dont know and neither do i care
Anonymous No.33880963 [Report] >>33881716
Bait used to be believable.
Anonymous No.33880979 [Report] >>33881471 >>33881716
>>33880962
Well, you cared enough to post, so there's that.
Anonymous No.33881002 [Report]
Tell everyone the truth instead, which is that you are a 34 year old virgin.
Anonymous No.33881022 [Report] >>33881046
>>33880955 (OP)
>How do I go about telling people I'm dating a mom and her daughter?
You just tell everyone you like incest and do incest.
Anonymous No.33881046 [Report] >>33882072
>>33881022
Takes some balls to do that.
Anonymous No.33881471 [Report] >>33881716
>>33880962
He's got ya there
>>33880979
Anonymous No.33881716 [Report] >>33881866 >>33882048 >>33882595
>>33880963
Don't worry this will get to 200 replies like the 40 year old dating an 18 year old
>>33880979
>>33881471
Newfags don't know about the magic herb
Can't say it because the faggot jannies ban it because hiroshimoot is a good little cockslut for Kadokawa and Good Smile who want to see engagement no matter what, but you can post without bumping a thread you know
Anonymous No.33881866 [Report] >>33881889
>>33881716
>but you can post without bumping a thread you know
Wot? How?
Anonymous No.33881889 [Report] >>33881954
>>33881866
>Wot? How?
the site FAQ explains how to do it
https://www.4chan.org/faq

>>33880955 (OP)
if not a troll, just don't tell people that. Say you are dating the one who is closer in age to you and keep the family dynamics private.
Anonymous No.33881954 [Report] >>33881970
>>33881889
What if they see me kissing the daughter? lol
Anonymous No.33881970 [Report]
>>33881954
don't make a big deal about it and don't even bring it up unless they ask about it. Most people won't ask and don't want to know.
Anonymous No.33882048 [Report]
>>33881716
>Don't worry this will get to 200 replies like the 40 year old dating an 18 year old
lol no it won't nobody cares about incest
Anonymous No.33882072 [Report] >>33882864
>>33881046
Are you OP? I'm assuming you are. If not then >>33880955 (OP)

You're the one who asked how and that's how to do it and that's the only way.
You wanted to flex this immoral achievement.
Only your "like minded" friends of the same interest would appreciate those words coming out of your mouth. If you want to flaunt it real hard then you're just retarded.
Anonymous No.33882595 [Report] >>33882864
>>33881716
>Don't worry this will get to 200 replies like the 40 year old dating an 18 year old
it is literally the same poster posting these threads
Anonymous No.33882864 [Report] >>33886024
>>33882072
No I don't want to "flex" anything. In fact I want to keep it a secret as best as possible. I just wanted to know how the hell I would explain it if people found out I was dating both the mom and the daughter cause they would eventually figure it out. Can't hide it forever.

>>33882595
No, I'm not. This is just your own paranoia coming from your retarded mindset that believes everyone on 4chan is the same person.
Anonymous No.33883139 [Report] >>33883470
>>33880955 (OP)
You do realize that's incest, correct?
Anonymous No.33883470 [Report]
>>33883139
Yep, that's specifically why I'm doing it.
Anonymous No.33885278 [Report] >>33891152
Hey
Anonymous No.33885291 [Report]
just be honest and open. you know your worth. if people call you a troll, you might be one, but that doesn't make you gay
Anonymous No.33886024 [Report] >>33889207
>>33882864
>No, I'm not. This is just your own paranoia coming from your retarded mindset that believes everyone on 4chan is the same person.
it's not paranoia when there are new age gap threads every single day written in the same style
Anonymous No.33889207 [Report]
>>33886024
>I see dead people...
:(
Anonymous No.33891152 [Report]
>>33885278
Sup?
Anonymous No.33891208 [Report] >>33891231
why do you need to tell people?
most people in weird relationships just lie and only tell people they know dont care

id imagine the women dont want you running around telling every one, or it wouldnt be a good idea to
Anonymous No.33891231 [Report] >>33891260
>>33891208
What if people have a strong suspicion of your relationship since they have been hanging around you for a while? How do you hide it then?
Anonymous No.33891260 [Report] >>33891292
>>33891231
mean are there actually people suspicious?
so long as you arnt doing shit in front of people or talking about shit, they tend not to know

most people dont know whose into bdsm and cucking until they start talking about it

you also still dont have to tell them shit
you have to make the call if its better to lie or tell them if they call you out on it
Anonymous No.33891273 [Report] >>33891303
>>33880955 (OP)
Buy an ad.
Anonymous No.33891292 [Report] >>33891320
>>33891260
Hmm but what if I'm at the park one day and my neighbor sees me kissing the daughter when they thought I was in a normal committed relationship with the mother?
Anonymous No.33891303 [Report]
>>33891273
Oh very funny, sir, very fucking funny. You have me in tears from your hilarious sense of humor.
Anonymous No.33891320 [Report] >>33891366
>>33891292
1 who the fuck goes to a part to make out with people
2 you still dont have to say shit or you can just lie through your teeth

you can just let shit be a rumor
idk why you act like you have to respond to people or give an answer, you are a grown ass adult and dont owe anybody a exlanation for your bussines

you can fuck their whole adult aged family and its no ones business, there isnt shit any one can do but talk shit
Anonymous No.33891366 [Report] >>33891415
>>33891320
>who the fuck goes to a part to make out with people
Haven't you ever given like a quick 3 second kiss to your girlfriend while watching a movie or something? Hold hands while walking? I mean it's not a make out session. Just little displays of affection you do when you're together with someone.
Anonymous No.33891415 [Report] >>33891427 >>33891466
>>33891366
The fact remains id imagine you dont want people to find out, so how is telling any one shit gona help

it also still doesnt fucking matter if he saw you fucking her in the ass, its just his word and you still dont own people a explanation

the only reason people care about keeping adultery under wraps is because its illegal in many places and your neighbors can have you arrested

you are just gona have to hide shit or live with some people will find out and you will be talked about. theres lots of made up rumors people spread
it also doesnt fucking matter, no ones going to do shit except talk shit if they even care
Anonymous No.33891427 [Report]
>>33891415
Well, shit... lol alright then.
Anonymous No.33891466 [Report]
>>33891415
>the only reason people care about keeping adultery under wraps is because its illegal in many places and your neighbors can have you arrested
Wait what? That's fucked up
Anonymous No.33894201 [Report] >>33895625
Oh shit incest
Anonymous No.33895625 [Report]
>>33894201
Surprise!!! Incest!!!
Anonymous No.33897390 [Report] >>33897676
>>33880955 (OP)
...
Anonymous No.33897676 [Report] >>33898433 >>33900985 >>33902794
>>33897390
Is that a shock of excitement or disgust?
Anonymous No.33897686 [Report]
>>33880955 (OP)
what race and ethnicity
why are you dating both
how did this happen?
is there a hierarchy?
is there one you favor more?
Anonymous No.33897743 [Report]
>>33880955 (OP)
Why the fuck are you insistent on sharing your business? Tell the bros and leave it at that.
Anonymous No.33898433 [Report]
>>33897676
Hmm?
Anonymous No.33898506 [Report]
>>33880955 (OP)
Why would you want to tell them
Anonymous No.33900985 [Report]
>>33897676
Come on, answer me.
Anonymous No.33902794 [Report]
>>33897676
Tell me!