Thread 33892690

How do I quit 4chan forever?

Serious and genuine replies only.

>>33892690 (OP)
Switch to xwitter and realize it's worse

You are here forever. It takes a special person to post on here with a Pepe image. Sorry but you could pretend you’re a normie but you aren't and will eventually relapse like a homosexual living in the 1950s. You are here forever.

>>33892690 (OP)
Nobody here knows because we're all still on 4chan. Go ask somewhere else.

The only thing I can think of is to replace 4chan with something else. Try to identify the things that make you yearn for this place, and then try to see where else you can get those.

You're here forever. Just remember to never reveal your power level.

t. Posting since 2008

>>33892828
Can you imagine a former 4chan frogposter becoming a sports watching normie with a 9-5 job, a wife, and kids? I already accepted that I’ll never be a normie when I discovered this place at age 12.

>>33892690 (OP)
get busy. job, gf, gym, college, whatever. you're here because you spend your free time poorly

>>33892857
I’ve been here since 2019, when will I be considered an oldfag?

>>33892690 (OP)
4chan is fucking hotel california. you can check out anytime but you can never leave.

>>33892690 (OP)
I've been on here since 2004. I have asked many times how to quit, but no answers have ever been forthcoming. Quietly resigned to the fact that I'll still be shitposting here on my deathbed.

1>>33894124
I'm gonna be honest, for a moment I thought it was all ogre after the raid a little while back. I didn't know what I was gonna do with myself if it never came back.

>>33894202
>the raid a little while back
Damn I'd already forgotten that.
Yeah in hindsight I feel stupid for seriously thinking 4chan was gone
t. 2018 cancer

>>33892690 (OP)
Block it at the router level. It will be too inconvenient to fix it and I doubt you'd have cravings strong enough to do so.

>>33894290
>what is phoneposting

>>33894307
From my experience, it seems like 4g/5g networks are all IP-banned due to abuse.

>>33894202
>>33894289
Lol I didn’t know anybody really thought it was dead for good. The press sure wanted people to think it was
t.2006 newfag

>>33892690 (OP)
Instead of trying to convince yourself to quit, try to think of other things you could be doing with the time you spend here, and do them instead.

>>33894325
>I didn’t know anybody really thought it was dead for good.
I mean I've been here since 2008 and I don't think I've ever seen it be down for more than a day. And there was all the news about the jannies getting BTFO and gook moot is an absentee owner who doesn't seem to care at all about this place.

>>33892690 (OP)
Are people actually addicted to 4chan? I just go on here because I’m bored and want to vent

>>33892828
I have a girlfriend

>>33894434
You can go literally anywhere else to do that. Better men than you have done it. But we always come back home to 4chan. Well, home ever since usenet died, anyway.