Thread 33896853

>Received an envelope from my boss today
>It was my 10 year bonus. Supposed to be a thank you for sticking with the company.
>Went into the locker room to get some privacy. Didn't wanna boast at how much money the company gave me!
>I read the check.
>Have to read it again. It doesn't make any sense.
> $0.11
>I take it to boss, she's like "This must be a mistake. You have to call HR!"
>I talk to HR. They give me some round about explanation of "TAXES DID IT!"
>I call the guy that helps me with my taxes and finances, and he calls bullshit
>Call HR and try to talk with them. They tell me to basically drop it.

I... HAVE to get a new job now, right? My coworkers were able to buy PS5s and Used cars with their bonuses... I get 11 fucking cents.

ten years, you better get what they pwe you before leaving

This sounds like some Nickelodeon shit OP, I hope this isn't real, holy fuck.

>>33896853 (OP)
You would be retarded not to file a lawsuit here. Lawyer up my boy

>>33896996
I've never done anything like that before. Do I just call a lawyer and explain my situation to him?

>>33896996
What law is the employer breaking? It's a bonus, they likely don't guarantee an amount.

>>33897036
Uh duuhh
>>33897059
Harassment. HR clearly picked him to make a joke.

>>33897036
>>33897109
Lawyers will be picking him like flies going on a pile of shit. That's easy money right there.

>>33896853 (OP)
I would quit on the spot

>>33896853 (OP)
if it's real it's fucking hilarious
that's what you get when you don't fight for (and with) unions

>>33896853 (OP)
>accept the humiliation
>quit whining
>move on
>pretend nothing happened
>switch teams/jobs so you're not working with [boss] anymore
>wait a year or two (or three...)

>leave phone at home
>put on mask, hat.
>go for bike rides in [boss]'s neighborhood
>learn area and schedules
>go for one last bike ride, add gloves and baseball bat to equipment
>break [boss]'s arms & legs, steal purse/phone/whatever so it looks like a psycho robbery. don't say shit
>get rid of equipment in a faraway town after washing with bleach

>>33898911
>Humans can barely achieve anything, money is just a consolation prize built by their owners to keep the cattle producing.

>>33898911
Nigga... try eating w/o money