Thread 33907181

Hey /adv/, so I’m in a bit of a pickle here. I’m 23, still crashing in mom’s basement with no real job, and my 21-year-old sister is this cute girl who I barely ever talked to before. Last weekend, we were both super bored and decided to do some MDMA together for what we called “family bonding time.” The stuff kicked in hard, and next thing you know, we’re opening up about everything, hugging like crazy, and then… yeah, clothes came off and we ended up having sex. It was wild, like straight out of some messed-up hentai. Felt amazing in the moment, but the next morning she freaks out, says “wtf” and runs off. Now she can’t even look me in the eye, dodges me at family dinners, and mom’s starting to notice the weird vibes. To make it worse, I’ve been jerking off to her Instagram pics non-stop for the past week—my dick’s basically raw at this point. How do I fix this mess, bros? Should I try talking it out over more molly, or just pack up and head to Alabama where this kinda thing flies? Serious advice only, plz.

>>33907181 (OP)
This is AI generated

>>33907188
Anon, worse, someone probably typed this and think it's believable.

man just try to talk with her n be honest

>>33907181 (OP)
normalize it by having sex with the rest of your family

good, now rewrite in the ironic 4chan "greentext" style, so I can post on /r/greentext as well

>>33907386
>be me, 23yo NEET wizard still leeching off mom's basement tendies
>21yo sis exists, cute af but basically a stranger, zero convo history
>last weekend, both terminally bored, decide "family bonding" means dropping MDMA together
>rolls hit like a freight train, suddenly spilling life stories, hugging like we're in some cringe romcom
>next thing I know, clothes evaporating, full hentai mode engaged
>incest.exe runs flawlessly, felt god-tier in the ecstasy haze
>morning after: sis wakes up, "WTF DID WE DO", bolts outta room faster than sonic
>now she ghosting me harder than my job applications, won't even make eye contact at dinner
>mom sniffing the weird vibes, asking why we acting like strangers on death row
>meanwhile I've been marathoning her Insta thirst traps, fapping so much my pp is ground beef
>raw, chafed, still at it tho
>how fix this clusterfuck bros
>talk it out over more molly rolls?
>or gtfo to Alabama where cousin-fucking is basically a state holiday
>mfw serious advice only plz

>>33907181 (OP)
There's always a whole thread devoted to these fantasies on /b/

>>33907696
This is true, but purely hypothetically, do you think no one has ever fucked their sister before? These are the life questions.

>>33907791
I saw it on youtube on explore with us in the video named 'when cops face sick criminals' or something like that, mother and son were fucking in front of their brother who got a mental breakdown because of that, that's some nasty shit and doesn't happen but in trash families where Westermarck effect doesn't work. Lol.

>>33907981
No wait the brother was her son too, not the moms brother that would make it even more weird. Lol. Reminds me also of the pladl murders

>>33907791
Nta but once upon a time, I was mere inches away from fucking my mother which feels at least 50% more deranged than doing your sister. Incest also definitely felt like a distant fantasy like being a lotto ticket winner or straight up stuff of the fairy tales so I was pretty flabbergasted when shit was getting real. So I tend to believe these types of stories because I felt first hand shit like this happens. But op didn't even try, this defo feels like a quick 1 hand job of a post.

>>33907181 (OP)
Fuck off, cumbrain

>>33907238
No you can tell it's AI especially from the dash thing

>>33908165
>and then… yeah, clothes came off and we ended up having sex.
Perfect grammar and this sentence is the most chatgpt shit i've ever read

>>33907188
this is your brain tricking you into being happier not believing this is a true story