Thread 33908769

what are some ways farts can be thought about as romantic

>>33908769 (OP)
Look i get that you're bored but surely you have something better to do.

>>33908779
i get why you might think that i'm just someone having a laugh but far from it

farts are going to be a regular part of two people sharing their lives with each other, so they can either make the most out of it or let it bother them

one thing you could do is eat foods that you know make your flatulence agreeable to your partner

you could also prepare foods for your partner that makes their farts more agreeable to you

imagine your partner rips a loud one

but then you notice that it smells like what you made for dinner for them and that one fruit they really like

you're not fixating on being annoyed or it being "gross"

it's just something natural and harmless that came from someone you love, that you influenced and has qualitied unique to your partner

if someone eats really clean whole foods with lots of fiber their farts aren't that bad

If it’s short cute sound with no smell I think it’s cute. Sloppy, wet gravely loud or stinky not cute

>>33910140
define stinky

sometimes farts just smell like seasoning

if the right girl got me with a dutch oven it'd make me rock hard, is all i know

>>33908769 (OP)
Do the Dutch Oven when you rip one and pull the blankets over her head. Chicks love that.

*farts*

your special sweetheart had beans for dinner and you can tell she has gas real bad. she's clenching her butt cheeks and wiggling back and forth trying not to ruin the moment with you. you go to give her a little squeeze around her tummy and it makes her rip a big one. she turns bright red and and shrieks STAAAAAHP BABY I CAN BARELY HOLD THEM IN! you just give her a kiss on the forehead and say "you know i care about you babe. let it all out. you'll feel so much better" and keep squeezing her belly as they start to let loose like a machine gun. her eyes roll back in her head blissfully, feeling loved and secure just to have you around.

>>33908769 (OP)
>oui oui madmoiselle, your farts smell like the finest fromage
No, anon, that's like asking if shit or piss can be romantic. The best you can do is joke about it mutually but the best way to approach eachother's unpleasant bodily functions is to excuse yourselves and not draw so much attention to them. Unless she's like into farting on you or something then let her do it because if a chick has a non-gay fetish she's clinging to whoever enables that shit like she's been welded to him

>>33914039
>Unless she's like into farting on you or something
i wouldn't let a girl like that go

>>33913732
My high school teacher told us he does that since they're married and she can't escape.

hopefully if a girl wants to fart on you she'll at least let you curate her farts

Flatulence is aromantic and aromatic

>>33914675
>Flatulence is aromantic
you can't say that

some people clearly like it

>>33915508
She thinks my farts are sexy
They really turn her on
She's always sniffing my butt
When I'm brappin a ton

>>33908769 (OP)
can poop be romantic?
What are some ways poops can be thought about as romantic?

>>33914303
There are still some good ones.