Thread 33910912

What does high level gooning look like and how do I achieve it? I have creamy lube, a mouth/anus combo masturbator, and also a variety of penis enlargement devices. Should I add a honeypack or two? Viagra?

This nigga tryna goon to the moon

>>33910912 (OP)
My advice is to turn off the computer and go outside. Get a camera and go on a hike.

>>33911664
This advice wasn't very helpful or on topic.

>>33911690
I'd say it's very on topic, and helpful because it is way better for you than this. What you're trying to do isn't a good idea and isn't good for you, and making your life revolve around jerking your dick 24/7 isn't something you're going to look back on without regret. Ten years from now, would you like to say you burnt out all sexual pleasure from your body and have nothing left like every other tard on here, or would you like to say you saw some cool stuff, started a collection, and made some friends into the outdoors? It is a good piece of advice, you just don't like it because it's not the one you wanted to hear that allows and encourages you to keep wrecking your life with dumb shit like this.

>>33911719
I wanted to fuck women since I was a child. It has been denied to me so far and I am already 25yo. This is the pleasure the world and the universe allows me to experience in it's place. I just want to take it to the absolute height it can be taken to.

>>33911728
And then what?

>>33911736
Then I can forgot about women or trying to fuck them in real life.

>>33911742
Look around the board, anon. That's not how it works. All it does is give you a porn addiction and fuck you up more. It's like drugs, steals from you to give you a lie for a little while until it stops working.

>>33911747
>Have itch
>Scratch itch
>NOOOOOO THAT WON'T MAKE THE ITCH GO AWAY YOU GOTTA NOT SCRATCH IT AND IT WILL GO AWAY (because a woman will magically appear and make everything better)
>Itch never disappears
Great advice asshole. NTA BTW.

>>33914308
Trvke
Porn never got in the way of me getting pussy because I'm White, decent looking, not a manlet, and have social skills. It's just cope.

>>33910912 (OP)
All that shit you mentioned already OP is rookie shit, true high level gooning is acquiring high end vacuum milkers and combining them with open source 3d printed automated machine stroker synced with VR funscripts and having a collection of various sleeve textures to use whilst consuming a variety of narcotics.

>>33916918
>Acknowledging that base human desires don't disappear equates to brain damage
You're literally retarded.