Thread 33913876

I've noticed that smelling bad is pretty much a free excuse to dunk on someone and be applauded for doing so.

So how do I not only ensure that I don't smell bad, but can be confident I smell, like, really really good? Shower daily, deodorant, wash laundry regularly, but what else? Cologne? Dermatologist tricks? I don't want people to even have an excuse to dismiss me based on smell

WIPE YOUR ASS LOTS AND LOTS. Get a bidet. It's a big deal. Don't just smear your shit around. WASH YOUR HOOP OUT GUD!

Also, brush your fucking teeth and get a tongue cleaner to scrape that sludge shit off your tongue. People won't wretch anymore.

>>33913876 (OP)
Don't forget to keep your hair clean. Head hair, facial hair, pubic hair, pit hair, it's all surface area for bacteria to grow and release odors

>>33913876 (OP)
I always smell bad bc ironically it helps sniff out faggots and niggers like you

Drowning yourself in scents and deodorant and soap and shit is fucking indian
Eat healthy and be a normal weight and people of your race won't be bothered by your smell

>>33913876 (OP)
The first three should be enough.
>>33913978
This too

Basic Hygiene. Clean yourself whenever you feel dirty or musky. You can just use rubbing alcohol desu it works better than deodorants from my experience, i could be busy the whole day, go to the gym and still have my pits, clothes, and grundle smelling like alcohol, but i was never a stinky person

>>33913885
This and also flossing.

>>33914100
Oh god i got desu'd

>>33913876 (OP)
Put, like, a really small amount of baking soda on your fingers and get it wet, then rub it on your arm pits. Can rinse it off after, smell gone for more than a day.

>>33913876 (OP)
put more clothes on. Harder for body odour to get out. Hair acts like an air filter. If you work in a kitchen, your hair attracts all that stench from food. Wear a hait or shave shorter hair. Putting cologne tells me you're trying to mask a bad smell. A lot of people use too much cologne. Don't go around on an empty stomach. Empty stomach stinks. Tooth cavities stink. Keep your distance from people. Mouth closed. Mouths are a nest of decay. Shave your body, arm pits, crotch, ass. Sweat a lot ahead of time so all that nasty stuff gets secreeted ahead of time. Drink a lot of water so urine doesn't stink so bad.

>>33913876 (OP)
Dudes stink more primarily because we do shave our pits. Two or three times a year makes a big difference, for me anyway.

>>33913876 (OP)
Unfortunetly, women are applauded for dunking on men with small penis, everytime they are mad at a random man. Even if the man has a big penis, it is still tiney weeney’s fault.

>>33918507
I have been married for decades but my wife has noticed this new trend to mention a man’s small penis during an argument when I literally have a medical issue that makes my penis too big. I took her phone away for three days. She did not think that was funny. Now who is the big dick?

>>33913876 (OP)
Just shower everyday, apply deodorant, and use mouth wash if you got a breath problem
>>33913885
If you somehow manage to smell like literal shit, then you have far bigger problems to address

>>33914101
Just going to add a third thing that SERIOUSLY helped me.

Dental mints.
They are not snake oil, I was a skeptic till I used them for my teeth and wow they really do make your teeth white the catch is they're kinda pricy.
>I'd post a pic of mine but the lighting is bad so it doesn't look white so just trust me bro