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Anonymous No.33914989 [Report] >>33918803 >>33918943
Unsolicited Periodic Reminder: GET YOUR WIFE OFF BIRTH CONTROL NOW
We're done having kids. I got myself fixed. Wife got off the pill. After her first cycle was finished she has become a wild animal in bed. Normally it takes several minutes of foreplay to get her going and her getting off was a coinflip at best. Now she came after just a minute or two. Wild shit, it's a whole new world.
Anonymous No.33915049 [Report]
Or just get non hormonal IUD, but you are now a baren cuck.
Anonymous No.33918096 [Report] >>33918523 >>33918956
consider this bullshit is in the water supply
no wonder men are weak and infertile now
Anonymous No.33918523 [Report]
>>33918096
I had zero problem getting my wife pregnant 3 times and I can bench 3 plates, squat 4 and deadlift 5 easily. I drink tap water almost daily. Skill issue.
Anonymous No.33918803 [Report]
>>33914989 (OP)
Agreed, my wife got off birth control and it's been like circling a wild animal ever since. I flex my arm reaching for something and she's tracing her nails down my neck. I pick up something heavy and she's giving me doe eyes. Fresh out of the shower? Hope I didn't plan on being clean for long.

Pulling out is getting harder and harder.
Anonymous No.33918943 [Report] >>33919494
>>33914989 (OP)
Is vasectomy a valid path if the wife is off pills?
Anonymous No.33918956 [Report]
>>33918096
what about the copper sprial? The pill makes them also fat
Anonymous No.33919494 [Report]
>>33918943
If you're absolutely sure you're done having kids, then yeah. It's a pretty cheap procedure with insurance and takes about 5 minutes. You're gonna have some soreness and discomfort down there for a couple weeks though. Make sure you get tested to make sure you don't have swimmers before you start creampieing your wife.

I've heard horror stories ranging from the procedure causing a painful infection to the vas deferens repairing itself (no idea how this happens when the standard procedure is cutting it in half, burning the ends then clamping them). Most guys I've talked to are happy with it and it gets your wife to stop fucking with hormone pills.