Thread 33917413

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I'm the first one.

Why does Eri/Julian hate Swiss and Sarge so much?

>>33917418
>Eri/Julian hate Swiss and Sarge
I've heard these nicknames a couple of times, but I still don't know who the fuck these people are?

Write your gender.
Name one skill you can show your potential partner that makes them fall in love with you.

>>33917418
I'm not Sarge and whoever I'm replying to doesn't claim to be Swiss. I also don't know who any of these names are.

>>33917413 (OP)
Whats a good cold approach line that women actually wanna hear? Do I keep it quick and simple? Something cheesy? I already have a few ideas.

>>33917423
M
My ability to bond with animals.

>>33917428
>My ability to bond with animals.
This is a red flag.

>>33917423
m
personal training and post-workout massage

>>33917431
Pray tell, this should be good

>>33917433
So you would fuck my dog to "bond" with it fucking disgusting

>>33917433
Animals will like pretty much anyone who doesn't outright abuse them, if you give them food they'll love you, thinking this is a special skill or that you have a unique bond with them is a narcissistic delusion.

>>33917423
F
sucking cock

>>33917423
M
I'm good with kids.

Why do I get intrusive thoughts about torturing animals whenever I look at one?

>>33917423
F, I don't know about falling in love but my crush seemed very impressed by my drawings

>>33917435
Lol
>>33917437
Uh huh. If you say so

>>33917439
So you would molest my kids
Ftfy

>>33917440
Maybe you have a dark passenger.

>>33917423
M
my ability to solder.

>>33917438
fall in love≠pump and dump

>>33917423
M
I don't think any of my skills are particularly attractive. I'm good at video games, and decent at math and chess.

>>33917446
What does this mean

>>33917448
Okay, actually I've never sucked cock and I'm a virgin

>>33917440
ocd?

>>33917450
Dexter from Dexter attributed his urge to murder to a "dark passenger"
Is joke

>>33917442
>very impressed by my drawings
He lied

Men, how old do I need to be to be a milf?

>>33917452
folded so fast

>>33917425
Don't harass women, please.

>>33917458
25+

>>33917458
Moid's age +8, I reckon

>>33917461
don't listen to this one

>>33917453
I've never been diagnosed.

>>33917464
Okay so 17 years old moids are the target

>>33917467
Anon stop thats pedophilia

>>33917413 (OP)
My brain knows im not breeding. It is now cursing me with intense emotional longing and loneliness to get me to mate now that sexual desire isn't working.

>>33917469
sorry

>>33917470
Very relatable leonine plight

Where do you meet women after college? The one I met in college left me :(

It was an obvious red flag, but I never should have started a dialogue with a woman with hundreds of emojis in her bio and in every message. I felt like a doctor talking to a mental patient.

>>33917461
Asking once isnt harassment

>>33917472
It's okay. This was a teachable moment

>>33917475
i got cucked in college and when my dad found out that's why i tried to kill myself he spoke to me with more disgust and shame than anyone in my life lol

>>33917479
Yeah 17 is way too old

>>33917470
unironically is there a way to just shut these feelings off entirely. the negative side of emotional connection to others like when they die or leave you is so much worse than the high, I almost wish for psychopathy.

Men, how would you react to a woman saying
>nice penis you have there, handsome gentleman

why do light colored eyes look so pretty

>>33917418
>Why does Eri/Julian hate Swiss and Sarge so much?
Julian experiences psychosis, and he was infatuated with Swiss for a time, but she became disturbed by his behavior and ultimately blocked him on discord.

He hates Sarge (who he calls cuckworm), partiality because Sarge is actually annoyingly self righteous, but also because Swiss was with him for a time.

>>33917487
>How can you see my penis through my clothes?

>>33917452
Marry me

>>33917488
>why do light colored eyes look so pretty
Because you're a nazi, like Sydney Sweeny.

>>33917487
>Thanks! Want to go somewhere more private to see it up close?

>>33917487
If i wasnt bricked id probably become moderately bricked and if I was already fully bricked I would finish instantly

>>33917488
Hehe I don't know tell me why I have pretty eyes anon-chan

>>33917495
she is a nazi demonic entity but what did I do, I just think it is pretty

>>33917413 (OP)
Think I socially fucked up big time

>First social thing ive gone to in a long time
>Boss invited me to her bday
>Wasn't planning on drinking as I drove but she kept pressuring me and I felt like I was missing out.
>Went well, having fun
>Somehow ended up 1 on 1 with her making out for a bit
>I think after that I started to get a bit too touchy in front of her friends. Kissing her hands, touching her neck area
>Everyone started to leave one by one
>Other guests kept insisting I should get an uber home but retarded me thought since my car is there outside I'll just sleep it off in my car since it's more efficient.
>Boss kept saying I can't do that just sleep on the couch. But they kept encouraging the uber (I'm guessing to make me go away), while I wasn't getting the hint, thinking of efficiency of just sleeping in my car.
>Her few main remaining friends ended up staying with her in her room while I was on the couch.
>It hit me when I woke up that they probably thought I was going to take advantage of her.

Fuck. This was the first time I hung out with her, out of work btw. Let alone with her friends. Is my behaviour going to spread amongst them and will I be banned/pariah'd from their social circle

>>33917448
I think you are severely underestimating her ability to suck cock

>>33917482
D:

>>33917498
It is pretty, I don't know. I can't stop staring when people have pretty eyes

>>33917423
M
I will feed you meals that not only nourish the body but the soul too. If you get sick I can also make an incredible chicken soup to heal you.

>>33917503
Feels like we've been hearing about the "boss bday" arc for weeks, gotta be honest this is kind of a lame ending.

>>33917512
Ugly laughing at this reply

>>33917509
Team green or team blue

>>33917413 (OP)
>>33917441
Which way, /atoga/?

>>33917503
man i wish i was a fakecel

Women, how much of a red flag is it if a man has zero hobbies? Not even video games. Obviously works out, but other than that no hobbies besides calling friends and family, etc.

>>33917518
What does SBI mean?

>>33917521
its ok all they care about it your face

>>33917501
>I just think it is pretty
That's eugenics

>>33917465
How do you like being cold approached?

>>33917517
I think green not by much. There is this girl in my class that has light brown eyes and it gives her like +5, she is gorgeous

>>33917523
Sweet Baby, Inc., the monster of the week over at /v/ for a little while
They're a consulting firm that is genuinely pretty terrible, openly bragged about blackmailing developers into contracting them to consult on their games with threats of cancellation in the gaming press and social media if they didn't
Bunch of incredibly annoying neoliberal idpol assholes that don't even like video games all that much but are keen to use them as a political arena

>>33917503
Damn, you coulda had an HR case and gotten a bag but you fucked up and now you cant sue her for sexual harassment.

Shes into you btw

>>33917531
It has never happened but I would be flattered

>>33917532
I'm surprised and honored despite being a guy. I figure blue btfos us for most people
I rarely ever see light brown. Very nice

>>33917538
ye, light brown seems pretty rare

I miss Swiss. She never really loved me, but she made me feel more loved than ever before.

Light green eyes master race here

>>33917545
high five

>>33917545
>>33917546
Swag

>>33917536
>Shes into you btw
Yeah man, she's totally into the sloppy drunk who refused to leave the party.

>>33917497
>>33917496
Lol
It's impossible to sexually harrass a moid, even if you try

Do you believe in Israel First?

I need a new guy who likes getting handjobs on a crowded bus again.

>>33917550
If she wasn't OP wouldn't have had ended up 1 on 1 with her and making out and he would have been kicked out unceremoniously

>>33917534
Interesting. Thanks for the qrd.

>>33917553
Now I do, holy shit. Is this what they mean by a motherly figure? I'm not just horny, I'm driven by primal instinct right now.

>>33917553
Your mom first, your sister second

>>33917544
Sounds like a skill issue

>>33917532
I love those amber coloured eyes

>>33917553
First into the freakin' garbage can, maybe

>>33917555
hot, I love felonies

Have you ever been attracted to a cousin?

>>33917555
me binch where u at

>>33917564
lol

>>33917565
F
Yes. We only kissed though, no sex

>>33917564
Felony would be such a pretty name for a daughter

>>33917565
When I stopped jerking off for a week and a half I started thinking my cousin was hot. So now I make sure to jerk off at least once a week to keep my sanity.

>>33917570
Felanie

WHere do I meet clingy gf (that wants a husband and kids)

>>33917423
F. I’m pretty good at solving puzzles.

>>33917570
real, felony hollis where were you

Where to pick up single autistic women?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krEE4XiugeU

State gender and your sun sign, moon sign and ascendant (or rising) sign.
If you don't know them, you can find them here: https://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php
Also, do you believe in this stuff?

M
Leo sun, Libra moon, Aries rising
I don't really believe in it, but I find it interesting.

I really really hate women.

>>33917590
The internet.

>>33917503
Breaking: Boss BDay Boy Bungles Beautiful Bosslady

Read All About It!

>>33917591
sun in cancer, moon in cancer, where do I see the rising

>>33917591
F. Scorpio sun, Sagittarius moon, Scorpio rising.
Nope I don’t really believe. Anons do you believe that all of my people, scorpios, are meanies too?

>>33917591
>I don't really believe in it
Then why should we answer your question??

>>33917422
I don't know either. None of them have cool nicknames like Dab King or Master Rizzler.

>>33917591
The only one that amused me was Scorpio moon, but I’m a Leo Sun

Atogasisters what is your opinion on all the chuds pretending to be leftist to get in your pants now?

>>33917591
M
Cancer Libra Sagittarius, have fun

>>33917604
It should be listed in the first table, but only if you know the time you were born.
>>33917611
Because astrology is fun whether or not I believe in it. I think it's fun to see how accurate or inaccurate one's natal chart is.

>>33917614
saw a black girl with a comically racist white guy today, like the actual meme of "progressive girl + racist man" but dialed up to 11.

>>33917609
I believe your all cheaters

EMO ANTHONY IS LOVE EMO ANTHONY IS LIFE

>>33917609
>Anons do you believe that all of my people, scorpios, are meanies too?
Nah, just people who trot out omg I'm such a scorpio haha I'm so mean and shit.

>>33917591
M
Aquarius sun, Aries moon, Scorpio rising
I never believed in it and kinda think its dumb but I always liked tarot cards after they accurately predicted a few things for me

>>33917626
Congratulations, you have fallen for one of the many logic traps of the human brain.

>Single men should be required to pay extra taxes past the age of 30
Y/N?

Could help solve the fertility crises all countries are soon to/currently facing.

>>33917614
>now
That has been the case for as long as traditional women have expected men to provide and be masculine. Chuds and conservative men going after leftist women is a no-brainer because they ask for no more than the average woman can provide, usually less due to childbirth and shit

I believe moids owe me sex

>>33917626
I also think tarot is interesting, but I don't think it's ever helped me actually divine anything. I see it as a sort of Rorschach test.
I do know how to read tarot effectively for other people, though. It's just a cold reading with some sound advice thrown in.

>>33917614
I think left-cosplayers should just kill themselves. If you really grew up in the same timeline as me I can't imagine not trying to walk with jesus as best you can.
If you need to decieve, you should die honorably. Like in a war or something.

>>33917629
Why Indians and blacks can replace whites there is no crisis

>>33917629
No, it should be both genders.
Also, women past 40 who are single and childless should be given the choice of either becoming slaves (labor, not sexual) or being liquefied into nutrient paste.

>>33917624
>

>>33917631
Give me one good reason why I should fuck you, anon

>>33917637
Really cause I had 3 kids at 40 and 42

>>33917631
I believe
>he
owes me sex.

>>33917625
We are corrupted by being born near spooky season.

>>33917631
You've got it backward, you owe moids sex.

>>33917640
Real and true

>>33917638
I’m going to be embarrassingly honest with you and say that this haircut would look better on a 40 year old man than the broccoli haircut or ironic mullet looks on young adult men

>>33917631
Went to my letter box today and it turns out I got selected for Foid Duty. It sucks because the stipend is less than the lost wages from taking three days off work to dig out this busted chick's pussy.

>>33917639
Cause I'm not like the other foids

>>33917636
Indians and blacks are also facing fertility collapse everywhere that industrialized, sophisticated society comes about. The whole species needs babies or things will get even worse than they are now

>>33917640
Having children after 40 is far less than ideal, and at that point you've had more than 20 years to figure it out.

>>33917631
I am jerk off only, sorry

>>33917647
In what ways?

>>33917650
All three were healthy no autism and if I can have kids at 40 so can other women why kill older women

>>33917629
Why? If billionaires want a new generation of wageslaves, they should be the ones to pay for it.

>>33917653
In every way you can think moid

i dont know whats more pathetic. rightoid men pretending their repulsive beliefs arent the reason they're incels, or "leftists" that only talk about theory and politics to judas their way into some pity sex.

>>33917654
Most of them will not end up having kids and if they do have kids, there's a much higher chance of health complications with those kids.
They've made the decision to be single and childless for 20+ years. That's a decision they made, and the consequence is either enslavement or death.

>>33917659
Won't you even fuck them yourself to see if they can have a child first

>>33917629
>>33917637

Counterpoint: State-mandated gf/bf once you reach 35 single and childless. Matches are determined by same/closest birthday. If theres multiple men for the same woman, the winner of the state-mandated gf is determined by a single-elimination Greco-Roman wrestling tournament.

>>33917656
That could include having a penis so I'm not really sold on this tbqh

>>33917658
the answer is men in general are pathetic.

>>33917591
M
Taurus sun, Leo moon, Sagittarius rising

>>33917667
I mean if your into pegging I can strap one on for you

>>33917666
>having to fight for an used up hag
A 35yo man is not the same as a 35yo foid. Make her a 20yo virgin girl and you have a deal.

>>33917656
i only have sex with women that are comically emotionally abusive and cold/controlling

>>33917670
No, thanks. Let's hear about foid's body and see if she really deserves it

Where do I meet women irl that are open to be approached?

>>33917655
Billionaires don't want you to have kids. Elon Musk is the exception.
>>33917665
No. They made their decisions already.
>>33917666
I don't agree with the tournament part, but we could add that to my plan.
Everybody gets a state mandated bf/gf at 35 if they're still single and childless, and then if they break up my original rule applies.

Hey did you guys hear about Markiplier?

>>33917674
Dating apps

>>33917671
But some balding terminally single slob of 35 is as good as a young man in his prime?

>>33917674
Idk, ask your dad.

Fallout 4 was wrong, Boston should be a crater in the ground right now.

>>33917674
Are you handsome?

>>33917668
Men are pathetic and yet, women have managed to be intellectually, physically, spiritually, economically, militarily, culturally, historically, academically, philosophically, athletically, artistically and technologically subjugated into absolute inferiority in every society and civilization in the history of our species. Very sad state humans must be in!

>>33917674
Women hate men.
Its literally easier to go fuck a tranny, 1% of the population, than to fuck women, 50% of the population.

>>33917671
ngl as long as my state-mandated gf wasn't obese and was under 40 i would be the happiest trucel alive. even if she was obese I would try to make that shit work and help her lose weight.

>>33917676
Is he on honeymoon or something?
His last video was 2 weeks ago.

>>33917680
Wrong moid they were air bursts in fallout 4 and the Chinese sub guy states he didn't hit the city he hit SW of the city in the glowing sea area

>>33917688
I don’t fucking care, destroy Boston irl

>>33917687
I'd cover her pretty face in cum.

>>33917685
No he said he has cancer

Julian, why do you need to suffer from psychosis? Why can't you be fun instead of a pest? Say some jokes, be randomly chummy with anons, maybe get people to actually like you for once in your life?

>>33917681
Yeah, soc gave me an 8/10

>>33917691
Why not just have sex moid. And then forget all about boston

>>33917680
Fallout 2 was wrong. Why would the Vault Dweller have a unga bunga daughter that thinks the GECK is a holy artifact?

>>33917697
It was 7/10 the last time I heard it from you

Posting on 4chan, on a Saturday night??

>>33917698
Shut up entj

>>33917700
You must be thinking of someone else. I posted my face about 3 years ago. Can't remember if I cross posted it here or not

>>33917699
Because they are almost 150 years out from the vault dweller at that point. And they aren't scientists and engineers moid there thinking it's magic because there tribal

>>33917701
From a bar after I've been fucked by a guy yeah. Isn't everyone getting laid tonight

I have that lunchbox that came with the Fallout 3 special edition on my shelf, and it's full of bottlecaps :o)

>>33917707
3 years is a long time, you could be chopped now

>>33917710
Yeah, totally

Fallout 3 was so special that was my first. I really hope three dog lived

>>33917710
Real stories written by a 40 year old man

>>33917701
I don't have a life, my guy.

Women, would you be okay with a boyfriend that smells everything. Like he just gives it a quick sniff while inspecting an object or piece of food.
Is that okay?

>>33917716
More like real stories 25 yr old foid

Any of you guys watch the new Vince Gilligan telekino?

>>33917717
Me neither. I'm drinking beer and singing along to music at the computer

>>33917718
Um ok. Quirky. I guess.

>>33917719
Sure thing

>>33917723
It can't possibly be that quirky, can it?

>>33917725
Are you a werewolf or something

>>33917487
Confusion

>>33917629
No. The taxes will just go to single women and deepen our problems.

>>33917720
>My Face When I not only openly admit to that, but also when I openly admit that I’m nostalgic for things like Food Battle and those ISMFOF music videos, not to mention all the Lunchtimes and Mailtimes

>>33917722
Why? Who doesn't go for drinks on a Saturday night

>>33917726
No, I just think its a good idea to sniff a speaker. Just in case. Ya know?

>>33917718
No. I don't want to deal with that.

>>33917730
A guy who lives in the town he went to high school in but kinda wishes he didn't. Not really a big fan of either of the two bars in this town

Julian is right, this thread is dogshit

>>33917722
I'm just vibing watching some anime.

>>33917741
nta
is it picrel or are you watching something else

>>33917738
How about you participate to make it better?
No? Then fuck off.

>>33917713
I genuinely haven't changed or aged in the last 3 years

>>33917745
I’ve done all I can, but this dumb faggot not being permabanned makes it impossible

>>33917685
Markiplier’s dog passed away, one of them at least. I was actually surprised it wasn’t the golden retriever, Chica, just because she’s like 10 years old and that’s about the time golden retrievers die of old age

>>33917725
It's definition quirky. Possibly let her know about it before getting to far in dating quirky.

>>33917748
de ja vu

>>33917747
Who's the dumb faggot

>>33917748
Ok... why is this in thread. Is he grieving? Power to him. Men that cry are so emotionally strong. <3 Henry was a good boy.

>>33917753
Entj

>>33917748
>she’s like 10 years old and that’s about the time golden retrievers die of old age
That's a lot younger than I would have expected.

Men what's the best song in fallout

>>33917759
Industrial Junk or Dream Town

>girl wants to exchange numbers at my uni
>pulls out orange iphone 17 pro max in a fancy magsafe case
>realize i've been outclassed and demolished by a phone of all things, my pixel 6a can't compete and it'd be embarrassing
>tell her my phone's dead and walk back to my dorm
this was the right thing to do, yes?

>>33917759
Stars and Stripes Forever

Do men prefer to get their dick sucked while standing or sitting down?

>>33917765
Standing so I can feel tall and powerful

>>33917744
No I am watching inuyasha.

>>33917765
I'm sure it varies by guy, but my bf hates sitting during sex in general.

>>33917765
Standing, since she has to kneel.

>>33917762
Your mistake was thinking they would judge u for ur phone in the first place.

>>33917767
Incredible. Good job.

>>33917765
Sitting down because it's bigger when I'm sitting. I like seeing her open her mouth really wide

>>33917773
thanks

>>33917765
Neither; oral is degenerate

I may die if I don't eat pussy soon.

>>33917765
Standing so you can feel good about yourself when my knees buckle and shake because you're doing a good job.

>>33917782
This but cumming inside a flat girl

>>33917782
>>33917786
This but webmrel

>>33917765
I prefer laying down. It's easier for both of us.

>>33917786
You know what? Same.

>>33917777
Why did they both have daughters ..

Are you guys mad at me for still rewatching Emo Anthony videos from time to time? /tv/ despises me and doesn’t even know I’m a girl (female) :(

>>33917799
I still think I could fix u or at least accept you as you are

>>33917799
I guess it's kinda cringe, even when I was 12 I thought smosh was for 8 year old girls at most, basically the mr beast of its era.

having to jerk off 4 times a day just to keep the horny away

>>33917799
I could never be mad at you, girlie~

>>33917807
I wish my ex bfs had a high sex drive they all could only go 2 or 3 times a week when I want 5 or 10 times a day

Females:
Would you dump a guy after 2 months if he told you that he had a job on the first date even though he didn't, and then told you a week later he was getting laid off, even though he'd already been laid off, and then 2 months later he admits he lied about the timing of it and he felt really guilty and didn't want to have secrets from you like that? Or would you forgive him? Say you really like him otherwise.

Can't believe I'm going to die of horny
How is my family going to cope with this

>making a new tinder account with a bio that blatantly says and radiates "I only want to fuck and hookup and have sex and want to cum over huge ttites" energy
>keep getting swipes from girls who hate hookup culture and want a genuine relationship with me
Why the fuck does this keep happening? I just want to have casual sex with busty girls and to get my dick sucked

I'm gonna be off work all next week. Wish I had a gf to spend that time with, and probably fuck several times a day.

>>33917816
rip anon

>>33917812
I don't think the body can produce that much cum

>>33917818
Honestly man, just play the game, have fun with one for a month or two and then rotate her for the next one. You really don't have to overthink this

Men can you die of being too horny

>>33917818
Women say they want a relationship on tinder because they will inevitably bump into an acquaintance and don't want to get branded as a whore.
If you are clear in wanting hookups in your bio and they swiped right, you can safely assume they also want to hookup despite what their profile says. Don't ever bring it up because saying 'so you liked me despite saying you want a relationship?' will only seem like you are slut shaming. She has to bring it up if she wants to clear that up.

>>33917802
I have a uniquely soft spot for emo gentlemen and that version of Anthony P just hits all the right notes. Plus I just really miss that era in general. Even though something really awful happened at one point, on the whole it was a better time in my life. Plus, I think there’s much worse things I could like.

>>33917837
Yes I just died

Have you read survivor - chuck palanhiuk? There is this character Fertility and she is so fucking hot

I think it’s weird and fucked up that I really want a man to hold his pee in all day long and then watch him piss it all out and see him writhe and moan in relief. Even the thought of it gets me hot.

>>33917844
>There is this character Fertility and she is so fucking hot
Palahniuk is a gay man.

>>33917503
I think you should let alcohol abuse be alcohol abuse. But she definitely wanted to fuck.

>>33917845
you don't want that, full bladder has my belly all full and stuff it looks like i'm pregnant

>>33917565
No.

>>33917851
I thought it was stored in the balls? Id love to see huge balls on a guy

>>33917837
So cruel of you to ask this and not even try to resuscitate me

>>33917849
I know

>>33917855
I would slap the balls while having sex would that bring you back anon

>>33917845
>>33917851
desu I’d prefer if it was me holding in my pee all day and I would prefer wetting my pants at the end of the day.

>>33917861
Yeah lol

Congratulations to Markiplier and Amy for finally getting married after an entire decade!

Dear 4chan
>To all my young anons, do not date a virgin or inexperienced person. Because years later they’ll break up with you due to FOMO and wanting to find themselves (aka I want to have my own promiscuity phase )

>>33917873
Not ALL the virgins I dated did that. Only one did.

I went on a wawa run and got a 10 inch hoagie for $1

>>33917873
Have a child then. Power move and low risk of them leaving

>>33917873
only happens if she has jealous slut friends wanting to sabotage her

>>33917873
L

>>33917873
I did this. it was insecurity, yes, I just couldn’t be comfortable knowing she’s had threesomes, friend fuck feats, etc, and all I had was dry neevrous sex when I lost my virginity and one drunk bathroom hookup.
Fuck that. Either we have similar sexual experience or I’m breaking up

Femanons, cozy?

this is really pathetic to admit but the thought of a girl having been with a much bigger guy than me makes me want to die sometimes

>>33917886
My logic is this. Disagree with me if you want. Clearly, sex was important and enjoyable enough that you slept with tens of people, drank cum, had group sex, etc.
if it’s so great, let me find out what’s so great about it. You can’t tell me “it’s not that important”, when it was clearly important to you at one point.

>>33917888
Trips
And Emo Anthony is looking as cuddly as always

>>33917890
Well, sometimes big dick(s) means not really skilled at making her (ashually) cum.
Sometimes...

>>33917898
With a huge dick they don't need to be skilled they just need to thrust

>>33917898
yeah that cope isnt really helpful, im not that delusional

thank u for the sentiment tho

>>33917890
The reality is you can’t be the best at everything.
The biggest cope is telling people that someone body chose you because you’re the best at everything.
If a man slept with 100 women, or vice versa, you shouldn’t expect that you were their best sexual experience just because they want to date you.

Part of dating is timing/availability, lifestyle, personality.
I could’ve slept with a 10/10 woman with 10/10 riding skills but if she lives in another state and doesn’t want to date then we won’t date.

>>33917906
I know that's true, it's just that the idea of being physically un-impressive incites this impotent resentful rage in me. the idea that i may be sexually disappointing in a way i cant fix just makes me not want to ever touch another person sexually at any point. i get that its dramatic to feel this way but i cant fucking shake it idk

>>33917906
Some people think about past sexual partners when in a happy long lasting relationship. My uncle is still happily married and I remember him one time
joking about sleeping with someone while he was still in the army who had a humongous ass that was unforgettable. Does that mean he doesn’t enjoy sex with his wife? No.

>>33917903
>>33917904

>>33917914
What is it about men and putting value on self worth based on sexual stuff. Men treat obtaining women as some badge of honor that proves their worth. They have to be the best their girl has been with or else their masculinity is in danger. And if they can’t get women they feel like a failure even if everything else in their life is normal.
Why? Is this social programming?

>>33917914
Just become a master at foreplay. According to women that’s the reason most men suck at sex.

>>33917888
Yeh. Something about getting home after a whole day of dick that feels so relaxing and fulfilled.

I’ve practically forgotten what it feels like to have sex at this point.

How much would you have to get paid to consider doing onlyfans?

do asexual men exist? like volcels in a way? and not out of giving up on trying to get laid or from some sort of trauma.

>>33917927
100k a year, anonymously.

>>33917927
M
$1,000,000,000,000

>>33917919
> And if they can’t get women they feel like a failure even if everything else in their life is normal.
There is something wrong with you if you can't get a gf so that would be the reason

>>33917873
If you're having sex outside of marriage, they're already in their promiscuity phase.

I just wish I was a hot enough man that I didn’t have to approach. That women’s old approach me. I hate approaching strangers.

>>33917903
yeah it's weird
I was told I fuck great and other men 'only know how to do in out'.
Meanwhile all did was
>in out
>dont cum first
Only clicked when she told me I was huge and 4 inches was average lol

>>33917927
M
No amount.

>>33917927
Depends on what content I have to make. There are women making millions posting thirst traps while there are just straight up pornstars.

>>33917937
just wish I was a hot enough man that I didn’t have to approach. That women women* approach me. I hate approaching strangers.

M. Is it odd that I literally don’t know where to go to meet women? Like I went to a popular park today and I was just wondering, should I just cold approach any women that meets my eye? Even though they’re just living their life?
Are there dedicated “yea, you can get her number” spaces? Because I have no idea where to find parties nowadays and I’d still have to go alone

I feel like people are always staring at me, is that a good thing?

>>33917635
Proper trolling

Morte et dabo

I’ve lost six pounds already on a semaglutide. It’s only been three weeks. I just might stop being a fatass in a year’s time.

>>33917958
I used to be like that... all the way up until I hit my early 30s. I think you just get over it after time.
That, and me being a NEET for awhile back in time, gave me some actual clarity.

>>33917970
Congrats.
I need to lose about 10-15 lbs myself...

How to make your mind and body stop telling you to find a sexy man to have sex with 24/7? I can’t stop thinking about men and this is seriously ruining my life. I can’t focus on my work and I’m becoming depressed

>>33917976
Date an Indian ;)

>IYKYK

>>33917976
I’m in a similar boat but just with Emo Anthony even though he doesn’t exist anymore. And it’s not just sex, I would like to marry and cuddle him too. But only in my daydreams.

>>33917919
>Men treat obtaining women as some badge of honor that proves their worth.
its not really worth but lackthereof. my biggest fear is a girl and i hitting it off but there being this brick wall of intimacy that ruins everything because im just disappointing/unsatisfying and just tanks everything from there. for context ive always been really insecure and my last gf (only one ive had) would repeatedly talk about/jokingly bring up how comically huge her ex bf's dick was, even before we ever had sex or she saw mine, which made it feel 100x worse when she finally saw it lol. she told me i was really good at giving head but idk if she wanted to make me feel better or i actually was but yeah

>>33917984
so... you like that E-tuber.
And BlueValkyrie loves Penguinz0.

... is fame really all that?

>>33917970
>im on ozempic! look at how much i accomplished guys!
fat "people" make me so fucking sick i could vomit.

>>33917989
When you’re as lovely, funny, charming, and adorable as he is, fame is irrelevant. The heart is more important.

>>33917976
idgi, just find a man and make him your bf so you can have sex every day? or do you mean you keep getting pumped and dumped

>>33917987
Sexual incompatibility is kind of a meme but still reality. The reality is, most people can be sexually compatible with each other. Unless you have drastic differences in libido and/or some very OUT THERE fetishes, as long as you’re
>willing to listen to your partner
>try new things every once in a while
>do foreplay
>do oral
>if you’re a man, still care after you cum
>have a dick at least in the range of average size dick
>willing to be flexible and try different positions
>have basic riding (for women) or thrusting (for men) skills
>willing to be sensual and set the tone
You’re probably gonna be fine with 95% of people

I had one bite of a Chik fil a sandwich and my stomach immediately began cramping in a horrible way am I dying?

>>33917993
NTA, I think I remember him.
Jesus. what a long time ago; like this was when YT still had the ability to send private messages to content creators, and the channel page looked like a rip-off of MySpace, lol.

>>33918000
it's dangerous to go alone, take this!

>>33918003
Being he started yt in 2005 yeah it's been like 20 years

>>33918000
The spicy deluxe is amazing going in but I always get the runs after I eat it. Sad.

>>33917423
Uhhhhhh

>>33917927
Already considered. I’ve earned roughly $40k a year

>>33918034
M or F?

>>33918036
F

>>33918034
You forgot the advertisement

I'm open to having a long term relationship but right now, I really just want to meet a woman who is nice and who I can make cum, but I'm afraid of being judged for putting "not looking for LTRs" on it. Should I just lie or will I only attract woman who only want long term relationships and reject the sloots?

>>33918043
damn....
mind if I ask, what was the highest, single amount ever tipped to you?

I want a black gf

>>33917423
M
Eating pussy

>>33918051
You get your black queen but she’s into omorashi. Do you still accept her?

>>33918045
Not here
>>33918048
$500 I think that’s the cap.

>>33918055
If I have to, I guess. Am I pissing on her or vice versa?

>>33918051
Are you in the US?
Mission Accomplished.

>>33917998
>>have a dick at least in the range of average size dick
dickletxisters....

>>33918058
Neither. Omorashi means she likes pissing on herself.

Is it true Men dont get scared by jumpscares in movies and video games?

>>33918060
No.
>>33918066
Maybe I could psyop myself into enjoying it if I truly love her and it’s not some diaper shit.

I'm being psychologically tortured

>>33918067
Obviously we do...
sure, some e-tubers are "playing it up", but you can tell some of them are actual cowards.

>>33918071
Markiplier seems like he’s not actually scared of FNAF and he’s just hamming it up for the cameras

>>33918074
Yeah.
Especially the ones that play only horror games. After awhile, you can tell they are desensitized to it, and are just hamming it up.

Why is socializing so difficult and such a minefield?

>>33918080
Welcome to the Digital/Internet Age.
> lets bring back the Roman Era ;)

>>33918034
>throwing away your dignity for a few grand above fast food wages

>>33918051
Kill yourself.
Seriously. The negative karma of suicide will make reincarnation as black more likely.

I LOVE YOU! and I know that you love me too

>>33918090
hehehe, got'em!

>>33918080
Because you’re autistic

>>33918102
Your mom is autistic

>>33917840
>I have a uniquely soft spot for emo gentlemen
I can tell, thats why I know I can fix you
>I just really miss that era in general
I get what you mean, it was lightning in a bottle.

>>33918090
I don’t want to be black

>>33918106
And at least my mom got laid. What’s your excuse?

>>33917888
No. Thunder woke me up being loud af.
Sure wish I had a long haired man to snuggle and sniff.

>>33918126
lulz, of course.. of course.

> PENGU!

is this the main thread?

>>33918154
Yes babes.

>>33918128
Yep. Look at this handsome and snuggle-worthy man.
*sigh*

>>33918165
>handsome
I can actually see his hairline receding

>>33918169
Lol what a hater.

>>33918165
Look at THIS handsome and snuggle-worthy man!

>>33918181
Based. Sorry your cinderella turned into a pumpkin, bra.

>>33918156
ok, thanks i love you

>>33918165
How does he pull off long hair so well. Most guys seem to look better with short hair.

>>33918088
Nah, it’s really nice and fun. I do softcore, mostly to show off my fashion. Between streaming, OF and my job I have saved 590k. What are you doing for your dignity?

>>33918172
>Lol what a hater.
He's cooked

>>33918203
nta but do you show your face?

>>33918198
Would you still love that anon even if that was a moid you responded to?

>>33918202
By actually taking care of it and not trying to look homeless at the same time.
Because on average, that's likely the most common long haired look men have.

>>33918198
Well I love you more.

>>33918205
Yes, with makeup and wig, sometimes mask

>>33918204
Thought this was the road shot from Lost Highway for a second.

>>33918080
Because you're autistic.

>>33917998
I don't think that's the case. My ex and I met all those criteria but I never enjoyed sex with him. I thought I did not enjoy sex at all and I was just broken until I had sex with someone else.

>>33918233
>My ex and I met all those criteria but I never enjoyed sex with him
What was so bad about the sex? You just didn't like him so you were never turned on?

>>33917423
F. I'm really good with kids and a good cook.

>>33918237
The biggest difference I can think of is that we never had a super intense sexual tension between us. He was not a very sexual person, we were both virgins and we waited a long time to have sex. By the time we had sex, it felt more like a chore than anything.
I thought he was attractive physically, so that was not really a problem.

>>33918255
Have you gotten pregnant yet or are you and your husband still a ocean away again?

>>33917521
Not for me. I don't particularly care that we share hobbies but I want a guy who is passionate about something.

>>33917591
F. Gemini sun, Pisces moon, Scorpio rising. I do not know what it means.

>>33918269
We're together! He's in the US for a couple of weeks because his dad is having surgery.
I'd rather not talk about kids on 4chan, but we're doing okay and very happy :) thanks for asking.

Back from work niggas, I hope all the beautiful ladies here didn't miss me too much.

>>33918207
mhm

>>33918211
*mwah*

Oh shit everyone's asleep, I'll go to bed too.

>>33918496
Someone made a new thread so we're all in that >>33917518

I hate women so much.

I love men and cats so much.
How was everyone’s Caturday?

>>33918588
Fuck off

>>33917914
>i may be sexually disappointing in a way i cant fix
>because women obviously get off from penetration and what makes penetration pleasurable is a large penis
This shit is why I will never have sex with a man again, they're like an alien species who neither understand human anatomy or statistics nor take women's instructions or advice seriously because some porn video they saw at age 6 shaped their views on what intercourse should be like

>>33917455
>He lied
Why would he lie

>>33918233
>>33918255
If that’s the case then he didn’t fit the last criteria about being sensual and setting the tone. Though I can understand why it didn’t work out.

>>33918598
Get laid incel. But the way you don't like cats I'd think youd swing for ass to ass sex with men

>>33919152
You fuck off too, retard

Are you into astrology?

>>33919738
No, I'm not mentally retarded.

>>33919780
Midwit NPC confirmed. You don't even know about jungian archetypes, which are astrological partly.

>>33919827
>I'm the midwit
Lol, k
A lot of Jung's work was questionable at best.

>>33919843
Modern psychiatry is primarily freudian, but also jungian.

>>33919827
Oh, brother lol

>>33919931
Not really. They opened up the field, but most of the research and practice these days is almost totally unrelated to their work.

>>33919843
>A lot of Jung's work was questionable at best.
Good. It's probably for the best we don't empirically understand the mind 100%. Imagine the horrors that that could lead to.

>M
>Have uncontrollable verbal Tourette's, even though I'm taking a low dose antipsychotic to stop it
>My tics consist of enunciating the phrase "I'm gonna rape you!" without realizing it
>tfw have been fired from more than one retail job for this
Even when I explain the situation it doesn't really help. How do I not let this impact my life?

>>33919986
Exactly. Saying modern psychiatry or psychology is Freudian or Jungian is like saying that most modern History is based on Thomas Carlyle or most modern Geography is based on Friedrich Ratzel. You would be wrong.

I just watched Death By Lightning and it's making me uncomfortable because of how much of myself I see in Guiteau, the crazy guy. And I don't want to come across like he does, even though I suspect most people I interact with see me as some kind of crazy guy or a bullshit artist like him.

Does anyone else have this type of reaction to a character or historical figure in media?

>>33919780
Finance and Economics are Astrology for dudes.

>>33920590
First, finance bros are also annoying as fuck.
Second, that's nonsense. You can actually use real data and math to make certain economic declarations and predictions. Astrology is based on literally nothing.

How can I de-age myself to how I looked at 20-22 years old? I would prefer people assume I'm some wide-eyed young dude discovering the world than what I am, a 30+ year old man numbing his feelings of chronic failure with pharmaceuticals.

>>33918588
>I love men so much
Are you gay?

Have you ever been raped, molested, or sexually violated by a non-human animal?