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Anonymous No.33919200 [Report] >>33919254
HELP
Sorry i posted on another board already i'm just really anxious about this. I jacked off a bit too aggressively about 2 nights ago and after the first night my dick was really fucking swollen and hot. After the second night, the swelling is only localized to the right side on the shaft but my balls feel really tight and pulled up against my body and won't relax (no pain though). What the fuck did i do please tell me that i didn't just fuck up my cock by fucking gooning please
Anonymous No.33919254 [Report] >>33919308 >>33919321
>>33919200 (OP)
First off, QUIT GOONING
You are making yourself retarded by dopamine poisoning and eventually,(as per Kinsey,a fucking generate,but right about this,) you will have to go to more and more extremes in method and subject matter.

Second of all, What did you use as lube?
Once when I was a kid, I used baby oil when jacking off in the shower.
BAD IDEA
Seems that when you do that the baby oil seals the water into your skin and when you finally go limp, your dick is all waterlogged and looks like a smashed thumb in a cartoon.
you're gonna be fine, but lay off the self abuse, huh?
I know the world is shit for most, and that little "Explosion" of pleasure can be like heroin, but TRY to cultivate a better method of dealing with it.
Anonymous No.33919264 [Report] >>33919331
Same anon as
>pic
Or what I prolly shoulda posted:

"Yeah man, Happened to me. My Dick fell off and the hole wouldn't stop stinking like rotten meat. Now I have to live in a card board box under the subway terminal since I can no longer live in normal society."
Anonymous No.33919308 [Report]
>>33919254
This happened to me after I beat my shit for like 4 hours when I was a teen. Terrified me out of my gooning habit.
Anonymous No.33919317 [Report] >>33919328
I've never used lube and my dick is fine
some of you are doing weird shit
Anonymous No.33919321 [Report]
>>33919254
The jews didn't get my foreskin so i used no lube (this means it won't be rubbed raw if i don't use lube for the americans). Thanks anon i really do hope you are right because i have so many problems already in my life that if i found out my dick doesn't work anymore i will immediately kill myself. And i swear if i heal back from this to normal function i will never goon again
Anonymous No.33919328 [Report]
>>33919317
depends on the foreskin status and precum production
Anonymous No.33919331 [Report]
>>33919264
Thanks for the real answer i'm praying you are right. If i'm gonna lose my dick don't let it be from jerking it too hard