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Anonymous No.33922279 [Report] >>33922299
How to break leg/go to hospital
I really need to go to hospital for a couple of days in 3 weeks time. I can explain why but that’s not the main point.
How can I, relatively safely, ensure a 1+ day hospital stay and ER visit, ideally with it appearing as an accident? I must actually be injured for my purposes.
My country has free healthcare. Yes, I am aware this is kind of unethical, and as such I plan to donate the cost of my care to the hospital over the next two years.
No, I’m not scared of the pain. First of all, I’m a massive masochist, and I have always been curious about what it feels like to break a leg. I don’t mind minor permanent injury so long as it’s minor. I don’t do much physical stuff.
Anyone have any better ideas than breaking a leg, or any ideas on how to break a leg? Any tips from draft dodgers? If it helps, I ride my bike often
Anonymous No.33922299 [Report]
>>33922279 (OP)
Do parkour and try the most extreme stuff. It's fun and you'll hurt yourself.