Thread 33924150

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All this happened during a company event. I forgot my cream for dry hands so I asked one female coworker in the hotel hallway. She is a bit older than me, married and quite hot. She is usually quite friendly with me.

She says yeah I have some in my room. So we go together there. We're alone. She gives the cream to me and says I need to pee. She doesn't close the toilet door completely. I can hear her peeing.

So I'm standing there thinking what to do, I remember her hugging me when we see each other and laughing at my jokes, but at the same time I've only seen her like 3 times in my life and she is from a different culture (also HR) so I did nothing.

My question is - is this normal? Was she in for something more?

Can you permanently ruin yourself in an ex gf's eyes?
Like, she broke up with me and it seemed like she was willing to talk a month later, but I told her I thought of her every day and she got the ick and blocked me.

Could I potentially reach out in a year on a different account/number? (hopefully ill have a new gf by then and stop obsessing, but even then I'd probably still do it)

>>33924167
>Can you permanently ruin yourself in an ex gf's eyes?
M
Yes. I mean... you two broke up for a reason.
>Could I potentially reach out in a year on a different account/number?
If you blocked someone, would you appreciate them doing this to you?
Don't be a creep.

>>33924201
Yes I wouldn't mind an ex gf making a new account to message me.
>Dont be a creep
Are you FtM?

>>33924216
>Are you FtM?
Nope.
If she blocked you, she doesn't want to talk to you again. Pretty cut and dry.
Don't waste your time on someone who doesn't want anything to do with you.

Have some self-respect.

>right now while you are all alone, the one you're supposed to be with is getting fucked by some other guy
How do you continue wanting to get with anyone if you didn't already at a point in your life because of this?

>>33924386
Why do you think that there's somebody who's supposed to be with you? Too much Disney?

>>33924395
I don't get it.

>>33924398
Focusing too much on the little details and not on the whole of the thing I'm talking about

>>33924406
The "little details" being the whole premise

>>33924417
No it's not
Do I have to fucking autistically clarify I mean it as "most important partner in your life who will stay with you until you die?"
God dammit, quit peeling people's fucking words

>>33924400
Why do you assume your future wife is fucking disgusting guys and not quality ones?

/thread

>>33924482
The moids itt are spiritual cucks

>>33924490
He's a little too old to be caring about dating a christian virgin

>>33924482
That doesn't make it any fucking better.
You say this like it matters if she's getting fucked by slobs or someone with better stats than me, it's shit either way

I seek glory. Mayhap one day I shall achieve it.

>>33924386
my bf is getting fucked by a guy while he's playing an mmo with me? it's over

>>33924502
I'm 24, I'm not old

I wish I had a high IQ right-wing or moderate male best friend

Do you crave intimacy?

>>33924386
Firstly, a gf can't be that important to you if you're already nitpicking the imaginary version of her. And secondly, if you really cared about that you'd target a woman who gets less action but her being attractive to men is more important than the shit you're whinging about. You have made your choice, no use crying about it.

Anyone got advice in overcoming social anxiety for dating? I don’t go out because I’m anxious, I don’t get dates because I don’t go out, I get anxious that I don’t have dates, and so I don’t go out because I’m anxious. It’s a loop. I’d kill for a hug right now. Like what even does a normal rate of going out look like? I only go outside for work, taking out the trash, or going to the grocery store. I don’t think I have a shit at meeting a gf unless she’s either at the grocery store or living in the dumpster.

>>33924563
>you'd target a woman who gets less action but her being attractive to men is more important than the shit you're whinging about.
No, both are equally important

>>33924590
Those who would give up a little purity for more attractiveness deserve neither. If you aren't camp unfuckable you've no right to complain about your girl being fuckable.

>>33924511
He's bouncing on it rn

>>33924613
This is a dogshit argument
A girl can at least be a bit pretty and a virgin too
I'd rather be alone than with be with an unfuckable ugly bitch.

>>33924626
Stay alone then, why are you whining?

>>33924589
hard truth, gana have to do exposure therapy my dude. Your just gana have to start going out a build up a tolerance to it. Start small though, go to a bar for 5 minutes, don't stress about talking to anyone or anything. First work on just being comfortable in the space. Go from there

>>33924540
As a female or male?

>>33924632
Your argument is stupid. Pretty girls that are virgins or at least inexperienced do exist

>>33924645
Yeah, and you could have dated one fairly easily in high school. If you're old enough to post here, most good looking women you can date have had sex before.

>>33924506
>You say this like it matters
It does

>>33924540
what if they were far right lmao

>>33924654
>Yeah, and you could have dated one fairly easily in high school.
Fuck my life. Fuck everything
What's the point

Women,
Which panties are you wearing today?

State gender
Is saving around $20k per year worth not moving out of your parent’s house? I really want to so I can invite women over but idk if it’s with $20k every year

>>33924655
It's fucking shit either way
I don't understand how any guy can be fine with the fact their girl has sexual experience before them. That shit eats at my soul

I've decided to become fatter.

>>33924685
Are you a virgin yourself? Because that's the only way I can see the mentality being justified

>>33924685
>I don't understand how any guy can be fine with the fact their girl has sexual experience before them.
>That shit eats at my soul
I have prior sexual experience, so it wouldn’t really make any sense for me to be put off by a woman I’m dating not being a virgin.
If she’s someone who’s slept with tens of people, I probably won’t be attracted to her since we probably have different values. I’ve only had sex with three women, and two of those were women I dated for years.

>>33924672
pink

>>33924701
Plap

>>33924696
I pretty much still am except for 1 singular time that I don't even count because it was with an old ugly bitch. I didn't even cum. I was desperate and I wish I didn't have sex with her

>>33924714
Hypocrite

>>33924639
Female

>>33924714
>I pretty much still am except for that time I had sex
Lmfao you’re worse than the women you complain about

>>33924714
You deserve your pain (for now), hopefully that changes

>>33924718
ONCE. IT WAS ONCE AND I FUCKING HATED IT
I'm still mentally a virgin. I've never had sex beyond that

>>33924636
Thanks. I’ve been going to dnb and rave type events once a month, but yeah that’s the only fix I can think of. I likely need to switch that to once a week or find some other social event that’s cheaper. Got any ideas? Drinks be expensive. It’s a retarded issue to have especially at 31. In most cases you wouldn’t be able to tell I’m silently freaking out, lol.

>>33924722
What the fuck ever anon
Get over yourself

>>33924714
LMAO

You're worse than any slut.

>>33924720
I am not like those women. I don't fucking count it because she was ugly and I desperate

>>33924719
I'm guessing you aren't right wing yourself since otherwise you would know the dogwhistles?

>>33924726
The fucking nerve of this guy lmfao

>>33924691
open wide

>>33924675
M, depends. How old are you? Are you on good terms with your family? As long as you’re making those savings work towards a future goal, there’s nothing wrong with living with your parents. That being said, the price of freedom is also very worth it.

>>33924728
I count it, and I imagine anyone else reading this thread probably would too. You're fucking nuts dude

>>33924726
No I'm not. I'm still a fucking loser and not a player

>>33924150 (OP)
Made out with my qt boss at her party .

She came into work unexpectedly yesterday but we were cool and didn't mention it but just joked about other antics of the night. Late that night though she texts methat she's sorry about her drunk actions. I say there's nothing to be sorry about, I had fun and we should hang again.

She then says it's always fun to hang with everyone. As a friend though minus the "silly stuff". And that she needs to be more mindful..

I said there's nothing that happened that I didn't mind. Said definitely not going to get that crazy again but that she had fun

Can this be recovered from? Just act same as before or tone things down? Think I can still be cheeky with her in our interactions at work at this point?

>>33924738
I'm not fucking nuts.

>>33924714
True and based, I've only been with random hookups and prostitutes. I'm practically a virgin, so I deserve a virgin girlfriend.

>>33924740
she made it clear that she regrets making a mistake so if you don't also drop it she will be extremely uncomfortable and since she's your boss you will likely suffer the consequences for making her feel that way, so consider if forcing your banter on your boss is worth risking your job or not

>>33924701
Thank you for bravely being the first answer to that question foidh8moid

It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L

>>33924744
Fuck you, that isn't the same. This was a one time thing I'll always regret. I'll always feel disgusting from it

Gender
What's the worst thing (not a sex toy) you've ever inserted into yourself, or inserted your cock into?

>>33924754
You're letting one bad lay keep you from dating anyone who has ever had sex before, stupid

>>33924733
I laughed IRL when I read the post. Really solidifies my opinion that men don't mind the fact that women have casual sex, they just hate that women have casual sex with other men while they're not getting laid.

>>33924739
Yeah, which makes you worse than them.
You had casual sex like the women you complain about, so you're not any better than them in terms of morals regarding sexuality. But you're also entitled and a loser, so you're worse than them overall.
Truly 0/10 anon. I'm baffled.

Women will have to learn to be quiet from here on.

>>33924167
>Can you permanently ruin yourself in an ex gf's eyes?
Depends on what you do. Cheating is usually pretty good for burning bridges.
>Like, she broke up with me and it seemed like she was willing to talk a month later, but I told her I thought of her every day and she got the ick and blocked me.
Some women are funny like that; needy but uninterested if you respond with neediness too. Having a reserved or indifferent attitude works best for women like that.
>Could I potentially reach out in a year on a different account/number? (hopefully ill have a new gf by then and stop obsessing, but even then I'd probably still do it)
That sounds really weird, why would you do that? If you're blocked, it's done, just move on. She's one of those annoying types that doesn't know what she wants anyway.

>>33924757
M
My ex

>>33924704
what why ?

>>33924752
*bow*

>>33924675
M
This might be country specific but most people still live at home in my country because house prices are beyond ridiculous and even renting is really badly priced. Houses are investments for greedy boomers here, so most people stay at home into their 30s or even 40s.

>>33924759
>Really solidifies my opinion that men don't mind the fact that women have casual sex, they just hate that women have casual sex with other men while they're not getting laid.
Fwiw, you replied to me with this, and I am a man who thinks that guy is a complete moron
We are most certainly not all like the little boy who wrote that post

>>33924761
kek he is so clueless

>>33924761
>deus vult
so corny in this context...

>>33924757
corner of a table (technically not inserted)

>>33924761
Everybody is already learning to be alone. Men and women alike.

>>33924754
What do you mean? I've never had a serious relationship, so I've never had sex in one. It doesn't matter how many girls I've fucked, it doesn't count. I'm pure and spiritually a virgin.

>>33924758
By logic of your arguments, I don't deserve a virgin because I made 1 mistake so why even fucking try

>>33924767
Any fun prints or just solid pink

>>33924740
She wants you to drop it bro, she's not interested and regrets it. I've been there and pushed the issue too much, which was extremely embarrassing.

>>33924770
Of course, not all of you, but enough of the ones who complain loudly about it fall into that stereotype.

I've met men who could have had casual sex and didn't because they had certain morals regarding sexuality.

>>33924757
Your mom

>>33924776
Nobody *deserves* anybody anon, they find someone they want who wants them in return and do the hard work of maintaining a healthy relationship with them
You pathetic entitled baby

>>33924745
What if she is still somewhat playful at work. Play along a bit? Lol

>>33924761
That reminds me, wasn't there some movement a long time ago where women said they'd be single until the next election or abortions rights were restored? Feels like that didn't last very long kek.

>>33924775
Shut the fuck up

>>33924761
I bet some women will schlick to this post

>>33924785
no, she made herself very clear

>>33924757
M
hammer handle

I want to thank the anon who warned us about this place. I am getting so much stuff done. See ya everybody.

>>33924761
lol
lmao even

>>33924785
Brother she made it abundantly clear to you that she does not want that sort of thing with you

Gender
Why is maintaining relationships hard work?

>>33924801
f
because everyone likes to get their way and if two people want different things it leads to tension that has to be resolved, which is annoying and draining and thus not preferable to just living alone

>>33924801
M
They require a lot of compromises, respect for boundaries, a willingness to listen to criticism or complaints, patience, self-respect, self awareness and loyalty
You have to be willing to make yourself completely vulnerable to another person and not abuse their own vulnerability.
You can't sleepwalk through a relationship if you want it to work; it takes constant effort and presence of mind

>>33924801
M
Women

>>33924737
I’m 24, decent relationship with family but not to the point of inviting women over
>>33924769
I’m in the US

>>33924813
>You have to be willing to make yourself completely vulnerable to another person and not abuse their own vulnerability.
I could do that.

girls

How do I not become a creep? I get along well with my female colleagues and the all seem pretty comfortable around me. But there are times I will catch myself staring at them, and it scares me because I don’t want to be viewed as a creep as I get older. I don’t want to become that 50 year old man that everyone thinks is a creep

>>33924817
You gotta do all the other stuff listed too, and you have to be okay with it being boring sometimes

>>33924818
become asexual, gay or get a gf or else there is mo escape from your inevitable fate

>>33924819
I could do that too.

>>33924783
Whatever.
>>33924721
When will I stop "deserving" it even though I clearly don't?

>>33924821
Then get out there and date foo

>>33924821
nta but everyone thinks that until it comes to actual having to compromise on something they don't want to compromise on

>>33924820
>asexual
That’s not real
>gay
I’m not a fag and I don’t think you can just “become” gay anyways
>gf
That will never happen and I will never have sex

>>33924801
F. The love part is easy, the relationship part is sometimes a little hard.

With that I mean that I love my husband very much, and loving him is not hard work at all. I never had to put any effort into loving him wholeheartedly, caring for him or wanting him. He's my best friend and I've enjoyed every minute of my time that I spent with him by my side.
What is hard work is to improve myself to be a better wife for him, to be patient with him even when I'm tired and stressed out, to adapt my habits to better suit his needs, to forgive and not hold grudges. It is difficult, sometimes, to find a compromise you can agree on when you look at something from different prospectives. It is also scary to give yourself fully to someone and to interwine your life with someone else.

>>33924828
congrats, you're a creep now!

>>33924818
NAG
There's no such thing as a creep, women just call an ugly guy with chad behavior that.

>>33924823
>When will I stop "deserving" it even though I clearly don't?
It's like one of those ancient scrolls, if I just show it to you, it won't mean anything, you have to go looking for it yourself

>>33924828
It sounds like you're trying to be a creep, anon

>>33924777
js pink lols

>>33924832
Girls do find it creepy to have 40-50+ year old men staring at them. Regardless if he’s a normal looking guy

Girls (guys maybe too, idk): I'm struggling in my relationship. It sounds retarded to say, but it basically revolves around sex constantly and we never really do anything else when we're alone. We never watch shows, movies, talk or really do much else, it's just sex for hours and I'm pretty tired of it. Is there a way to use this as a way to breakup? I've been wondering if it's something like us actually having nothing in common beyond out sexual interests

>>33924835
That is such a non-answer

>>33924843
have you tried doing something else?

>>33924840
Thank you kindly for the girl ass thoughts

Women
How do I find a girl who like the Terrifier movies and hates Jews?

>>33924849
I try but it always goes to sex, literally every time. It's been 8 months and we have never even watched an episode of a TV show together.

>>33924843
>Is there a way to use this as a way to breakup?
What the fuck does this mean, just break up if you want to, you don't need to apply for a permit.
Btw all relationships turn out that way if the woman refuses to tard wrangle the guy and dangle pussy in front of his face to make him pretend he has thoughts and opinions outside of porn and video games.

>>33924852
You should date my bf

>>33924386
Defeatist attitude
You should be honoring your future wife in the same way she should be honoring her future husband.

>>33924843
>>33924856
M
>Is there a way to use this as a way to breakup?
Yes, you hereby have my permission to dump your girlfriend.
That sounds like a very boring relationship. Hardly much of a relationship, really. Just months of hookups.

>I want an experienced bf
>ewww, you have a triple digit bodycount and were in OF streams fucking those girls
women are so hard to please ffs

>>33924552
1x Snow GF, plz.

>>33924511
your bf isn't just getting fucked by other men, he's getting fucked by a videogame company with over a thousand employees that nerfed his main to oblivion

>>33924864
You can be experienced after just one or two girlfriends, not by going to gloryholes and doing porn. Quality over quantity, retard.

>>33924552
I'd say you were weird if you didn't

>>33924864
there's a middle ground between "I want a mommy gf" and "no I won't date that single mom ex-pornstar"

>>33924685
You are exceptionally deranged.

>>33924869
stfu, retarded spammer.

Should I text her?

>>33924787
lol retard

>>33924731
I’m right wing

Women
What is your opinion on Lex Fridman?

>>33924876
>posting relevant images is "spamming"

>>33924875
So.. the answer is, seek a European GF?

Girls: Where would you ideally meet a potential partner? It seems like online is the primary way lately but I'm curious if you still try/desire "old fashioned" ways.

>>33924540
How old are you?

>>33924761
why is it always the basedbeans that talk this nonsense? Both sides, I mean.

>>33924877
Truth is, it doesn't matter.
She would have texted you, if you mattered to her.

>men ignore me irl
>men ignore me on social media
>men ignore me on atoga even
What is wrong with me

>>33924886
s-o---ybeans*
Don't know why that is weirdly changed.

>>33924886
Because they're both sorry excuses for men. Adult boys

>>33924860
>You should be honoring your future wife in the same way she should be honoring her future husband.
How exactly?

>>33924888
You are just another man yourself.

>>33924889
Fucking newfag.

>>33924540
Chances are that you do, they're just high IQ enough to not be blatantly throwing around their political opinions.

>>33924888
Are you out living life or do you have a depressed soul?

>>33924888
Why are u ghey?

>>33924887
Then I have nothing to lose

>>33924889
It's weirdly changed because wordfilters are funny, newfriend
There are several other phrases that get filtered into other things as well

>>33924873
I am not deranged

>>33924895
Depressed soul. How does that make men ignore me?

>>33924868
I'm overqualified and it's not a bad thing.

>>33924900
Yes, and also nuts, like the other anon said.
Seek help, before you hurt somebody, which you undoubtedly will.

>>33924891
You can honor her by not jerking off to porn while thinking about her fucking other dudes before you ever meet

>>33924860
>>33924891
Also you would have the same attitude too if you were me

>>33924901
If you truly wanted attention, you'd just post yourself.
But you don't.

>>33924888
Tell us about your butt. This is important

>>33924912
And how is that related to men ignoring me irl and me having a depressed soul?

>>33924906
>seek help
There is no help except poison

>>33924888
Huh, women ignore me unless they need something from me.

Which isn't too bad except for the fact that it's never been a need for sex or a relationship

>>33924907
Yeah, but when I'm fucking whores instead of jerking off, suddenly that's a bad thing too, lol.

>>33924552
From him
Otherwise, no.

>>33924916
Thank you for proving my point immediately.

>>33924922
You aren't special, every young person should become a neet as a protest against the current anti human system.

>>33924920
>jerking off to porn instead of your wife is just as bad as fucking whores instead of your wife

YES ANON, YES.

>>33924924
I don’t get it. Please, explain

>>33924902
>>33924922
We saw it already. I agree, though, men are tired of the bullshit from foids.

>>33924761
Nah, we're coming out with more studies on how having a boyfriend is embarassing.

>>33924907
Well I'm not meeting her anytime soon so why not just jerk off

>>33924931
That article was a hilarious read. Some of the most blatant ragebait I've ever seen.

>>33924888
You're anon here, girlie pop.
Unless you're constantly answering girl stuff, people assume you're male.

>>33924929
I'm too tired.
And too tired of reading things like what you just wrote, from both men and women.

>>33924926
That anon is not me (the original asker)
I'm>>33924933

>>33924884
Nobody tries the old fashioned ways unless you're anti tech.

>>33924945
It's really just Tinder and all that now? Would women really date and consider marrying a guy they met online?

>>33924946
>Would women really date and consider marrying a guy they met online?
That's how my mom and my stepdad met 20 years ago. He even moved across the Atlantic to be with her

I just want my cock sucked, and I don't care who's on the other end. I don't see a problem with it. I've had my cock sucked by strangers of both genders more times than I can remember. It doesn't even count as sex, it's just fellatio.

I haven't bothered using any dating sites in a while, but I heard that OKCupid just works like Tinder now, with the swiping BS.
Is every dating site/app like that now? I really hate that shit.

You’re a loser now

>>33924954
No

>>33924957
I wish I could make a post without everyone stopping and staring, but I guess this isn’t gioyc

>>33924941
Please. I need to know

>>33924960
I'm not him, but I'll tag in.
Are you trying to get men to notice you?

>>33924926
I don't think porn is equal to fucking whores at all

>>33924963
Agree. Fucking whores is based and adds man experience. Jerking off is just narcissistic behavior.

>>33924967
>Jerking off is just narcissistic behavior
Holy autism

>>33924946
Talking beforehand gives both individuals plenty of wiggle to vet each other.
It seems kind of safer to just talk a bunch online and figure out if someone really likes you.

>>33924901
Harsh truth is no one male or female really feels magnetized to depressed people, the opposite probably. It's anti-life, there's no motion, how can you get carried off by something with no motion?
If you can't fix it, at least be appealing in a melancholic way, like a statue in rain.

>>33924934
"Why does having a boyfriend feel Republican?"
(Hahahahaha)

>>33924967
>Jerking off is just narcissistic behavior.
Hard agree

>>33924983
Pretty shameless stuff lol
I liked that the article started out with the author feeling personally attacked by seeing women in relationships on social media

>>33924973
NTA, but there's nothing better than sending a dick pic in the first message. It filters out all the casual whores and leaves only the serious women.

>>33924884
DMing me on Discord or Reddit because he wants to play a game together

>>33924992
>and leaves only the serious women.
You mean all the serious women leave, right? Because you want a troll so you send the pic to lure more trolls?

>>33924150 (OP)
state gender
are soulmates real?

>>33924983
You couldn't write some of the stuff libs come up with kek

>>33924998
No and yes

>>33924998
M
I think so, but I don't think there's any reliable way to discern who is and isn't one's soulmate
I believe in the soul, so naturally I believe in soulmates

>>33924884
I don't care about old fashion, if we happen to meet outside that’s fine

>>33924997
No, it leaves only those who want to fuck and doesn't waste my time on useless things like dating.

>>33924988
Yeah, that's weird. I feel personally attacked when I have to witness couples fighting in public or men being useless to their wives. Like ew.

>>33925002
>yes
why?

>>33925007
Oh so you didn't mean serious for a relationship. My bad. I thought you could be an upstanding citizen.

>>33924998
F
No, but touting it is a useful sign of mental illness or sycophancy.
Love at first sight isn't real either, it just shows that the person claiming to feel it is unfathomably shallow.

>>33925009
It can be fashioned and chosen, which makes it real. Do I believe in them? Yeah, because there is always going to be that one person who you’ll be closer to than anyone else

>>33924998
F
No they are not

>>33924992
Isn't it too much work to make a new account every time you get a match?

>>33924998
M
Yes, but for very few people. You need to grow up with the person together for true soulmate love.

Men, can I display your dead body illegally for financial gain?

>>33925015
He's also lying since dating apps don't let you send pictures, for obvious reasons like that post.

>>33925017
No, you can't

“Ugh Catherine that's disgusting, you're my sister!”
“Only by blood”

>>33925020
Can I do it legally?

>>33925017
social media - ICK

.....

>>33925022
https://youtu.be/t8xVizJOcj8?t=49
Awesome movie. Would marry Mia Kirshner.

I want to be raped by a woman who is physically smaller and weaker than me

>>33924998
F
No

>>33924961
Yes
>>33924978
Thanks

>>33925029
Indeed. I found it very amusing.

Are you grossed out by depressed people?

>>33925030
Yeah, every non-Chad wants to be desired. That's mainly the reason why men aren't bothering anymore.

>>33924998
Not monogamously

>>33924998
M
My soulmate is simultaneously real and not real until my marriage is measured through some form of observation or interaction, until reality "Calls" that line of code.
Which is to say, no until yes.

>33924998
I'm surprised that no women said yes.

>>33925034
yes, i stay far away from them so it doesnt infect me like a contagious disease

>>33924998
F no fuck that shits fairytales

>>33925041
Do you also avoid reading the news because they are sad?

I love (you) <3

>>33925043
to be honest yes, up to a point i stop reading the news after a bit, because the 24hr news cycle is just the prototype of social media doomscrolling and i find that behavior very unhealthy

>>33925038
A lot of foids here started sleepin around very early. Their souls are broken.

>>33925005
Ugh why can't you just go your own way?

>>33925041
you are 4chan

>>33925042
Femanon angy!

Gender
Do you ever forget to turn your headlights on after you have been parked for a while and take off driving?

>>33925056
M
Sometimes, but only during the daytime. So, the worst I ever do is driving in daylight with my DRLs off.

>>33925045
I love you too

>>33925056
Never. Every car I've had from the last 10 years has auto headlights, it's been a feature in Euro cars since the late 90s.

>>33925024
No

>>33925035
>That's mainly the reason why men aren't bothering anymore.
This
Why try or bother with doing anything when it doesn't matter because you're not good enough for women?

>>33925052
What is it about men and penises that corrupt and ruin women and make them untouchable?

Why we got 15 different ATOGA threads? Are the old ones contaminated?

>>33925035
>>33925068
>men aren't bothering anymore
Please tell me where this is happening so I can move there

>>33925069
>men and penises=corruption
so true omg

>>33925072
You probably already do

>>33924852
what about one that doesnt really care about the former but agrees with the latter?

>>33925069
the sperm.
It is evil.

>>33925071
idfk what even happened

What's your ideal partner?

>>33925094
that picrel gives me a small glimmer of hope as a hideous man. But only ever so slightly.

>>33925096
>>33925094
as crazy as that may sound ***

>>33925096
YGMI brudder

No one’s gonna make it

>>33925045
I love him.

we're all gonna make it

Isn't atoga average male height over 6ft?

>>33925106
That's right. >:)
You're good people foidh8moid

>>33925094
I should replace all of those pictures with more accurate depictions of normie men.

>>33925107
I doubt it? I'm ~5'10"/178cm

>>33925107
Pretty sure no. Most are 5'8-5'10

How tall are the girls itt?

>>33925115
Mostly tall, I think. Because you scare the shorties.

Ngl, I really want to move out of my parent’s house. I want to have a reliable place to have sex so bad. I want to cuddle on my bed after and have her spend the night

>>33925119
I'm not scary. No clue where you got that idea

>>33924723
its no big deal man, i used to have this myself. Exposure therapy will do it. Just be in the space for the time being, if you drink don't go heavy, youll get to where you can only handle the space with alcohol. Eventually, when you are comfortable just being in the place to begin with, you can work on saying hello to someone

>>33925107
I’m 6’3

>>33925094
There's no use even flipping the genders here since men are so used to sluts and tradwives and tomboys and princesses and and flatties and slampigs and muscle moms all being 20 y/o professional models with great bodies that they would see it as legit diversity in their mate choice

>>33925106
>>33925108
>>33925108
>>33925101

>>33925121
I'm gonna banish you to the shadow realm, old man.

>>33924740
showed to much interest, play it cool for now and if you see her again, drop one joke about being a mediocre kisser, BE VERY FUCKING CASUAL ABOUT THIS. See how she reacts

>I just met the girl you brought home last night, she was nice, very bubbly!
>I didn't know you had game
>You just seemed, you know...shy?
>I'm so glad you actually have a personality
what the FUCK did my flatmate's best friend mean by this
she was fucked up from staying up all night partying so I don't think she was being all Mean Girls, I think she was telling her unfiltered honest truth

I need to learn brainrot as im trying to bag a 19 year old. It's going mixed
>im an unc, already learned that stupidity

>>33925130
I'm younger than you! I think.

>>33925139
Kys

>>33925136
that is some blatant interest my guy

>>33925107
no way.

>>33925108
>>33925129
:)

>>33925115
5'4 i think

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33925142
no thanks, too many 19 year olds to bag

>>33925139
you gotta give her that 24 karat dubai chocolate labubu if you want her

>>33925150
good good, from what i can tell BR is just overstimulation post irony memes. I wont lie 67 made me laugh

>>33925141
Probably. Nobody can know for sure.

>>33925139
Here this should help
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ETfgAaQ9rc8

>>33925096
I don't get how that even gives you a glimmer

>>33925161
Anon is pure of heart and took the words at face value. He was right to do so

>>33925165
So he's just an idiot?

What do penises smell like after fucking in a condom for a while?

>>33925172
like the inside of a condom

>>33925168
Nope. You sound like one, though.

>>33925144
I appreciate the belief in me, anon, but it's difficult to describe how uninterested she was. She was talking quite slowly and monotone, like she was really really tired, which she was.

>>33925176
She was moody and/or masking it.

Hello everyone! I posted gock and was banned for 3 days. I'm back now.

Rhodesia is basically Israel for white people

I wish I was drunk

>>33925175
You implied he is a naive idiot who doesn't know better
I clearly have the more realistic view

Why can't women just be good people? Why is that so hard for them?

>>33925182
It's the fucking internet; don't let it get to you. Just look at it like you were with a group of friends and they forgot to bring you to a party they invited each other to. You still have a lot of other things that are just as good as that that you got to.

>>33925172
Like condom

>>33925187
Nope, I said he was pure of heart and took the words at face value.
He saw a glimmer of hope in those words because they had some truth to them, even when juxtaposed with demoralizing imagery.

You are a faggot.

>>33925176
She was shown social proof with you from hearing you got another chick. It's a powerful thing with women. Im hanging out with a bunch of 19/20 year olds and they all love me for some reason. A new girl got added to the group, asked how old i was, told her im in my 30's and was immidiantly put off. She started to ask why im hanging with 20 year olds. One of the girls jumped in "I LOOOVE ANON", about 2 minutes later another one hugged me and chatted me up infront of the new girl. I watched that girls brain change from the social proof. She is now asking me to hangout tomorrow night. I shit you not. It's powerful for women.

>>33925193
>immidiantly
How are you this dumb in your 30s

>>33924482
NTA
Because that's how women are.

>>33925197
proof reading is for cowards, you should be glad that message is half legible

>>33925172
Like a dick-shaped trash bag

>>33924801
Male
Because women are never satisfied, much like spoiled young children.

Women: can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

Men that love brown women,
What if ICE stole your wife?

>>33925191
So he's a naive dumbass that doesn't know better who takes bullshit at face value? Got it
The point of that pic is that those words are bullshit

why try when i know id never be good for anybody

>>33925208
I wouldn't marry someone who wasn't here legally so it's a moot point.

>>33925208
I would not marry a brown woman
Brown women are for short term fun

>>33925208
I would thank them for correcting my bad behavior of soliciting illegal immigration

>>33925208
Hang out at the border and get a new one.

>>33925209
That guy seems just a little happier than you.

This board helped me become a normie because you literally just have to do the opposite of whatever incels do

>>33925208
guy looks like a fag so i can't feel that bad for him

>>33925208
do ICE just take browns? would they take my chinese wife? she is real btw

bitch with tha mop

>>33925217
So? If he knew better he wouldn't be happier than me.

>>33925208
They will never take her alive, I’m gonna make Ruby Ridge look like a fucking COOP mission

>>33925222
I laughed out loud pretty fuckin' hard at this reply and am still laughing. For god's sake lol
Keep doing what you're doing; seems like it's working out great

>>33925225
im not him and i just read his message with no context and i actually laughed to

>>33925220
They can’t get to you if you’re hiding out in Toronto

>>33925225
I don't get what's funny about it.
Do tell me what I should be doing differently since I'm apparently wrong

>>33925220
Is she here illegally?
Are you cheating on her?

>>33925208
Unless she was illegal she'd have some kind of visa or permit right? What do people normally do before they get a green card?

evens i fap
odds i try to freeze to death by forcing myself to sleep outside

>>33925207
I could live without them, other than giving birth and raising children there’s really no civil or domestic use for women

>>33925228
True

I don't need who needs to hear this but ladies, blowjobs don't need foreplay. You can just go in, you don't have to start slow and shit.

>>33925236
*bite*

>>33925202
>t. swarthoid about to get swatted by ICE

>>33925227
I don't see anything funny, anon

>>33925185
Trvth nvke Agarthian lore Yakub approved

>>33925229
Women might like you more if you were less of a defeatist and a misanthrope, possibly

>>33925236
Im gana disagree, i like it slow at first

>>33925236
nah i want her to finger my pooper first

>>33925236
I don't think I agree either.

>>33925238
If you bite I will beat your ass so fucking hard you will beg me to stop before I do permanent damage

>>33925235
Mac & cheese is a MAP dog whistle

>>33925249
knowing "MAP dog whistles" is a pedophile dog whistle

>>33925236
This faggot has never gotten head in his life speak for yourself incel

femanon looking for advice pls — how do I stop unintentionally communicating with the wrong “tones” to people, esp men? example: my direct job requires attention to detail regarding names, checkin dates and regular/return customers or crew — I have a habit of remembering the names of people and being friendly/asking about their well-being and such — I also remember preferences for things, repeat meal orders, and I genuinely like going above and beyond to fulfill a guest’s experience —- I have a dumb autistic level of pride from that.

But I’m somewhat ugly, and my attempts at small talk or being charming (or thankful) are sometimes assumed to be flirting —- and I think sometimes I am flirtatious, out of habit? I’m not slutty, it’s just flirting is a way of communicating I picked up. I want to change my style because well, it just doesn’t work or come off well. I’ve become more reserved and formal, though that has drawbacks too, too frigid, kind of a bitch. Are there good business communicators who I could read books from? Youtube speeches?

>>33925250
>defending pedophiles
How many children do you have locked in your basement?

>>33925243
I wouldn't be a defeatist misanthrope if I was born with the proper genes.
I would happy, optimistic and full of energy if I was just born the right way but I wasn't

>>33925254
7

>>33925248
Doubt, lol.

>>33925248
The harder you hit the harder she bites

>>33925255
I hope you change your mind someday.

>>33925252
stop being friendly to men
stop remembering their names
stop remembering their preferences
its not being a bitch
its behaving as a neurotypical

>>33925255
LIQUIIIIIIIID

>>33925255
Balding manlets are natures social experiment

What counts as really breaking your virginity?

I personally can't think of a girl who does oral sex as a virgin. I also feel a guy who has received oral sex or handjobs shouldnt be able to call themselves a virgin.

Where do you draw the line?

>>33925258
Yes, I would.
>>33925259
She bites harder, she will die

>>33925261
Women are biologically designed to follow us like sheep, when we say jump they jump

>>33925266
any genital touching from one person to another for pleasure

Gravemind is the best mission in any shooter ever

>>33925266
If someone else made you orgasm, or you made someone else orgasm.

>>33925267
>what happened to your homework
>my dog ate it
Yeah you look really tough without a dick bruv

>>33925268
if i had to choose between saving the life of a whore prostitute white woman with 5 mixed race children each from a different man and you, id pick the woman

>>33925260
No argument? Nothing?
>>33925265
Fuck nature and it's stupid fucking experiments

>>33925266
Unprotected PIV sex is the gold standard, you can make up silly rules but that is the bottom line

>>33925276
>blaming nature for a societal problem

>>33925261
but it’s good customer service— it’s explicitly outlined as an expected service role. And it does make a difference to people — they’re happy I remember them. I like seeing them! I like that connection with other people. I can’t access it the normal way. I get burnt out in friendships or close relationships, I’ve tried them a lot and it’s too much. Eventually I have a meltdown or just completely misunderstand some common/easy communication and the relationships fall apart.

I just want to be seen as a professional and dependable person who can do their job well.

>>33925274
If you bit off my dick I would fucking kill you.

>>33925267
If you hit me in the head while bit, your dick will go flying off because of the force you put into my jaw motion, unironically.

>>33925279
>em dash
goodbye chatgpt

>>33925275
>self admitted cuck with a polygamy fetish
Have fun in jail ESL shitter
>>33925276
That’s it little guy let it all out

>>33925281
NTA
If a girl bites my dick and draws blood, we're both going to take a trip to the hospital, and I'll make sure her stay is longer than mine.

>>33925283
I’m not AI just because I type with an em dash for emotive emphasis

>>33925280
You would bleed to death in seconds and the sudden panic and shock would paralyze you from doing any real damage

>>33925252
Have tried calling men Sir after every sentence

>>33925278
Bitch I DONT FUCKING CARE about who gets the fucking blame whether its fucking god or mother nature I don't fucking care I'm fucking pissed at everything
If I was just born right everything would be fucking great

>>33925289
either stop complaining or promptly kill yourself

>>33925289
>bros villain arch started from posting in /ATOGA/
Count me in the manifesto

>>33925284
Fuck off asshole, eat my fucking dick

>>33925270
I always dreaded that mission

>>33925281
Nta
if a girl accidentally drew a little bit of blood giving me a blowjob it would be okay, everybody makes mistakes and i dont mind a bit of teeth

>>33925276
>No argument? Nothing?
What's the point? I'd just repeat what I've already said.
I hope you pull your head out of your ass someday.

>>33925288
anon I could cry laughing —- I do that already. I say sir multiple times in a sentence even. Some men funny enough, are very put off by it, or will protest and say I don’t need to call them sir (older men usually) —- I just mention I grew up in a military family, so it’s a diehard habit. (Which is true actually.)

>>33925293
How? Covenant carbine, that MUSIC, the aesthetic, the elevators, multi level combat. It’s literally perfect.

What are women interested in?
Like what did your bf talk about in your dates? What makes him "interesting"

I am pretty eccentric and guys seem to find me very interesting but I don't really like talking about myself.

>>33925292
>seething because you got filtered by nature
Lmao hit the gym

Thoughts on future European zoomer monarchs?

>>33925285
You have a major artery in there, you won't be standing for more than 10 seconds, mr retard savage.

>>33925299
As a guy you don’t talk, don’t ever talk about anything you find remotely relevant or interesting

>>33925303
10 seconds is a long time when your head and neck are within reach.

>>33925301
Not enough diversity and inclusion

>>33925290
No, fuck you
>>33925300
Going to the fucking gym isn't going to fix anything. Women don't fucking care if you're fit or not

Girls. Is there a male equivalent to "as long as her tits pass her belly she is hot"?

>>33925295
You're the guy that wants me to kill them, aren't you..

men if you found out your sweet innocent looking gf masturbated what would you think or feel? im so used to being seen as sweet my bf im scared of showing him my freaky side

>>33925305
This nigga behaving like his nerves and pain receptors don’t function normally like literally everyone else's

>>33925301
Interesting how fair some spanish girls are

>>33925059
I think of the left one as an overworked single mom that doesn't have time to cook and bought the pizza for her children waiting at home.

>>33925312
Weapon X is posting itt

>>33925310
everybody masturbates
if a man finds that offensive he's an out of touch immature naive retard

>>33925296
I've never actually been proven wrong so I have no ass to pull my head from. I clearly see things as clear as day

>>33925305
Not long enough to choke or cause a concussion like you think.

>>33925310
It would be hot to me if she does it blushing and feeling a little guilty while lying in bed

>>33925310
I wouldn't be surprised or turned off. If I were brazen enough, I might ask to watch her do it sometime

>>33925307
Well you could die ugly now or die later with somewhat attractive features it’s your choice, incels can’t into decision making and problem solving because that’s a feminine trait

>>33925308
>"as long as her tits pass her belly she is hot"?
... what? Is this a porninfected zoomerism?

>>33925319
Choke, sure, but I disagree about causing a concussion. I have a friend who ended up with a concussion and memory loss from one punch to the back of the head. I'd be more focused on making your face unrecognizable, though.

>>33925310
It really depends on what she was masturbating to and with what. If she was masturbating to vanilla smut where she inserts me and plays with her clit, I would be elated. If she is masturbating to gangbangs with a jumbo dildo, then my heart is broken into a million pieces.

>>33925324
M
I've never heard that shit until just now.

>>33925315
This isn’t MGS bro you will die so quickly you won’t even time to react to what is happening, go watch cartel webms and see how weak the average human body really is

>>33925308
those are some saggy titties damn

>>33925301
Is the Danish one free? I'd be a perfect queen, I'm great at not doing anything important and wasting my time, I would also cause no scandal, I'd just sit in my palace browsing 4chan and watching anime

Women, are you scared your son will grow to be an incel?

>>33925326
what if she’s very vanilla and dry humps herself?

>>33925332
Danes only marry their siblings, all forms of royalty have practiced this tradition for many years

>>33925323
Muscles add fucking nothing to your attractiveness. Its all face and height, hard work doesn't matter only genes do
I could work out but I can't make myself taller than 5'5"

I’ve never had In n Out burger. Is it any good?

>>33925336
Anon I can only get so erect
Your boyfriend would have to be homosexual to be upset about this

>>33925339
>Muscles add fucking nothing to your attractiveness.
lol

>>33925324
It’s jeet coomerism because of that Czech granny pornstar they keep simping for on reddit

>>33925340
its alright. all non-mcdonalds fast food burgers taste the same to me.

>>33925336
I would feel all is right with the world.

>>33925341
hes very strict about sexuality im scared he will get upset

>>33925339
meanwhile women went crazy for that guy from the bear who is even shorter than you and has a weird face

>>33925325
>this muggle thinks he's one punch man
And no, it takes 10x longer to choke someone out.

>>33925340
They're alright. Nothing to write home about, but better than the typical fast food burger places.

>>33925340
Yeah, not bad. Been a long-ass time since I had it, but I remember it being good. Tastes like a burger I'd make at home.
I remember the fries being a bit bland there, which I guess is why "animal style" is so popular.

>>33925340
It is consistently good, nothing outstanding.

>>33925347
dump him then

>>33925339
If you work out you actually grow taller only manlets believe they’re permanently disfigured and spine locked

>>33925350
I'm aware, which is why I agreed with you about choking.
If you don't think a man could cause some serious damage to your face in 10 seconds, you're either very naive or not aware of the strength difference between men and women.

>>33925347
That is not something you should feel ashamed to share with your boyfriend.

>>33925342
They don't do anything
All they do is make women think
>this manlet thinks lifting is going to get him women
When they see a guy with muscles
>>33925349
I don't believe it for a second
>>33925356
Bullshit. It's not like I'm going to gain a fucking inch

blushing femanons are dryhumping themselves... very lewd

>>33925339
been twinkcel at 11% bf and got 0 attention.
I'm not jacked by any means but i started lifting and bulked to a good weight and it does change your face. idk if its because I am eating more so my face muscles are stronger but I look significantly better. and get attention.

>>33925355
in general he is good to me is dumping him for that enough good reason?

>>33925366
i tell everyone to dump their s.o.

>>33925359
I've been punched in the face by a bigger man, and still made him run away screaming. So go ahead, try your luck.

Everybody under 25 is bisexual

>>33925364
im ovulating i have to and im scared to insert anything up there

>>33925347
only missionary for the purpose of procreation?

>>33925369
Begone, groomer

At my dad's birthday today he asked me if I had a wife yet and put me on the spot. I said I was working on it and this other guy asked me "Do you think there's someone out there?" What kind of question is that? I said "Uh, maybe" but I could have said "At this point it looks pretty unlikely." Fuck all those people

>>33925372
he says a woman shouldnt be oversexual

>>33925369
ive never had sex with a person
only my hand
so that makes me autopalmsexual

>>33925375
Is he like a church guy? does he want a trad wife?

>>33925365
Sure it might change my face a bit but it overall isn't that beneficial compared to the effort you're putting in
I want to get leg extension surgery

>>33925370
You're sweet.
>>33925375
I would hope that he could forgive his own girlfriend for masturbating in maybe the tamest way a grown woman could masturbate.

>>33925374
sorry man that sounds like an asshole move

>>33925017
Who would have guessed that Real Bodies Exhibition was psychopathic (I did)

>>33924386
>>33924459
Given that, as social animals, people are designed to fall in love with pretty much anyone who kind of fits their standards, there are a lot of women who'll love and stay with you all their lives (at least there are a lot more than you think there to be). Trying to find the theoretical best woman to be with is like the theoretical best cup of coffee; you'll hit diminishing returns pretty quickly and, among all these other women you'll find yourself around, they'll all seem almost the same.

I fully believe that you can love anyone that is at least above average in your eyes given enough time around them. There are lots of pretty girls, virgins, and dedicated women out there anon. You just have to be wanted by them as well.

>>33925374
my uncle is like that about my gflessness
i just tell him im going to die alone and kill myself and then put a finger gun to my temple
he's quit asking lately

>>33925248
>>33925285
so what happens if she bites while he's restrained

>>33925364
so what if it's lewd, anon? wish it was you instead?

>>33925385
humans arent social animals
that phrase is just extravert narcissism

>>33925389
no, I wish I was watching it hehehaha

>>33925385
>You just have to be wanted by them as well.
There's the key issue there.
I am not Chad so I am not wanted

>>33925364
female masturbation is just as gross and dumb as male masturbation

>>33925059
Men pick one
>Quirk chungus that drinks too much
>Goth girl that secretly hates everyone except her bird (including you)
>Histrionic BPDemon spouse

>>33925389
yes pls

>>33925361
Unlocking your hip flexor and lower back muscles can literally 3-4 inches (depending on your individual circumstances) to your true height, but most people have destroyed their spinal column from sitting down and remaining idle for most of their life

>>33924490
It isn't "spiritual cuckholdry", it's the fact that after a certain age women all across the world seem to open up their legs to mostly anyone that's "good enough" because they lack the moral constitution to not do so, especially if they're attractive. Then when they figure out that men have a problem with them being feckless sluts they get pissy. I just hope more men don't cuck out and date someone who doesn't meet even this standard just because they're unhappy and desperate; we need people being vocal about why they're turning down a woman who lacked the wherewithal to keep her legs shut.

>>33925394
hard disagree. I think it's hot

id rather be with a stacy normalfag with half a dozen bodies or so than my female equivalent femcel loser

>>33925390
Modern humans are social creatures, if you’re not then you are not designated as human and probably some other lesser developmental species

>>33925401
but femcels are cute

>>33925403
they're hot too

>>33925401
stacy normalfag is closer to 20 bodies lil bro but okay

>>33925396
Quirk chungus that drinks too much, give me a normalfag any day that’s low maintenance and easier to deal with

>>33925403
femcels are annoying and mentally ill

>>33925398
>Unlocking your hip flexor and lower back muscles can literally 3-4 inches (depending on your individual circumstances) to your true height
I don't believe it. Even if true I'm pretty sure I'm one of the people that it doesn't work for. My spine feel like what it should be

>>33925407
built to be spoiled and loved

>>33925410
not by me

>>33925412
very fair

>>33925408
How would you know if you haven’t tried hit the gym nigga

>>33925407
I am mentally ill too so it is fine

>>33924563
He's fallen in love with the idea of love rather than actually finding someone who he loves. Not to say that he needs to drop his standards, but it is a thing people typically go through during adolescence.
>>33924665
You're not too old to date a highschooler anon. Just be charismatic, semi-attractive, and not a bum. If age is that important to you look up the legal age of consent in your state and go with that. I've tried dating an eighteen year old and the experience confirmed that I like older women more, but go for it. All you have to lose is time.
>>33924714
And I thought I lost my bargaining chips because I went to a nude beach, LOL.
>>33924723
Don't just go to bars, go to places you enjoy. You wouldn't go to a bar finding a woman who likes museums, would you?

need femcel butt in lap desperately. going to die of girl butt deficiency

>>33925364
I'm gonna dry hump him eventually.

>>33925418
read this post in the gauntlet announcer voice btw
>blue jester needs pussy badly!

>>33924761
>ugly jew has opinion
Coolio. Anyways

ive never loved anybody and i never will

>>33925387
Assuming I make it out alive, after I recover I'm going to track her down and kill her in that scenario.
>>33925368
Hope you have good insurance.

>>33925422
Why not?

>>33925415
I've done all kinds of stretches and exercises and it hasn't impacted my height
I'm still going to be a manlet anyway
There's no fucking way one fucking thing is going to change my height

>>33924801
M
because I don't have a job and I'm not mexican so I can't bum off my girlfriend (if I had one (which I don't))

>>33925425
there is no one in my life

>>33925429
How long is that life so far?

>>33925420
Wew, how's it going old timer?

>>33924945
>not wanting to use an app that sells all your information if it doesn't get flat out stolen is anti-tech
>only wanting to talk to people in an organic setting rather than a depressing online dating setting is anti-tech
Fucking gay.

>>33925430
20 years

>>33925432
It sucks but what can you do this world is stupid

>>33925432
Man, they have facial recognition cameras in fucking cvs now. Technocracy is now. You pass data.

>>33925398
Is this actually true or are you just bullshitting?

Men, would you feel weird if I asked you to fuck my wife and tell me about it after?

>>33925434
You're just getting started, anon.

>>33925440
they always say that but everyone my age and younger ive ever met is better off than me in every way

>>33925431
I am a fresh-faced 30 year old man thank you very much

>>33925427
Dead hangs and callisthenics, it’s literally free you don’t even need to find a gym membership just use those jungle gyms in your local park, don’t sit down for longer than an hour at a time and alternate between lying down on your bed or the couch instead of sitting in a chair, preferably walking is the best low intensity cardio that doesn’t just improve your posture and gait but fixes alot of other genetic defects some you might not even realize until you actually start walking and find discomfort in different areas of your body i.e. bad knees, flatfoot, lower back pain ect…

Men, do you delude yourself into dressing up as a woman out in public and turn your penis inside out

>>33925439
Not into teens gare.

>>33925445
no i only do that at home

My prostate feels so swollen and I wonder what oral sex would feel like. Femanon, do you like making me horny?

>>33925441
For what it's worth, I felt like you at 20 and don't feel that way at 30. A lot changed for me even by the time I was just 25
You are not your peers; try not to constantly compare yourself to them. You're getting in your own way by doing that

>>33925445
I still have my penis but that doesn't make me any less of a woman. I look better then most biofoids

>>33925438
Yes ofc course it’s real but with so much fitness related slop it’s hard to find actual facts
>source: dude trust me
I used to be an incel and slowly started improving my life and overtime I began to realize that there was so much bullshit advice and things nobody has told me before so take it or leave it I’m not gonna stop you

>>33925448
Yeah actually ever do a rainbow on your cock

>>33924998
M
Yes but your soulmate is usually a guy so
>>33925149
zased
>>33925266
dildos
>>33925310
if she used a dildo I'd be pissed, but normal masturbation is perfectly fine.
>>33925340
it's too expensive now

Men, can you please remove some of the cringe from your horny posts?
You're killing the vibe you want from femanons. I can feel it.

>>33925455
stop hornyposting forever? okay done.

>>33925443
I hardly sit down, I'm lying down on a couch most of the time.
What if I do it and it doesn't actually work?

Men, is it okay if I don’t shave my asshole? I get nasty razor burns :(

>>33925455
like what hornyposting is always cringe you just have to embrace it

>>33925460
Entj would you ever have sex with a white foid

>>33925453
I don't know what doing a rainbow on my cock means but I want a femanon to mouth at and lick my glass and frenulum.so bad.

>>33925464
No, I only have sex with men

>>33925455
I was cringe on purpose because being horny online is cringe

Men, can I stand on your coffin and get motorboated by couch fucker?
Or would you motorboat me on my late husband's coffin?

>>33925465
Rainbow where you go up and down the shaft with different colors for a hour or so

>>33925464
He's a fucking brownoid, of course he considers fucking a white woman to be an honor for him

>>33925455
i dont know how to horny post
hornyposting itt honestly feels more difficult that flirting irl

Should I move out of my parents house at 24 years old? I’m in the US. I want to have a place to have sexo

>>33925459
That means you probably fucked your spine permanently as a kid and lost the fluid inside your joints, that’s why children are encouraged to play outside while they’re young so it sets a good foundation for their body as they get older unironically that’s also why you shouldn’t be lifting heavy until you hit puberty because powershitting stunts your overall growth
>>33925460
If you’re gonna larp as me at least make it believable

>>33925473
>hornyposting itt honestly feels more difficult that flirting irl
agreed lol

>>33925474
Why can't you have sex on your parents house anon? I've done it all the time here

>>33925464
I slept with a blonde girl the other day she cleaned out my fridge and ate the leftover pizza I was gonna have for breakfast

Men, how do I become more manly? My daddy says I’m too feminine

>>33925470
Oh fuck that's hot. Especially if it's slow and controlled. Slow, gentle, slippery blowjobs that make me clench and shake my legs.

>>33925477
At least she white and actually hot

>drink 8-12 beers a 40oz old english and 3 or 4 shots of crown
>wake up and look in mirror
>undereye bags gone

>>33925479
My parents are very “classy” and have a stick up their asses about anything and everything

>>33925475
>That means you probably fucked your spine permanently as a kid and lost the fluid inside your joints
Oh, so there is basically no hope for me just when I thought there was something
I want someone to fucking kill me, I'm actually crying

>>33925474
>24
I used to play DayZ with this Italian dude who still lives with his parents at fucking 40!

>>33925488
Don’t worry bro we all have hope, I used to be brown before I began using a topical ointment of bleach and sulfur. Thankfully I haven’t gotten much darker in the last few years

>>33925487
Have quiet sex not that hard if your under 5" your not making any girl orgasm ever

>>33925492
You're just fucking with me and I don't find it funny

>>33925484
So becoming an alcoholic was the answer all along?

>>33925488
No no no sorry I didn’t mean it like that anon, just slowly develop an active lifestyle and start walking to see if there’s anything wrong with your body and go from there

>>33925494
Revitiligo is no laughing matter

>>33925390
I'm an introvert by nature, but I also live in the real world and see how people work. Unlike a lot of people in this thread I've spent my 20-something years on earth observing what I can about people.
>>33925393
How can you be 24 and still think that? Did you not go to college and see all the perfectly average and ugly guys with fine looking women? Do you not go to grocery stores and see the normal looking men walking around with normal looking wives? Open your eyes dude, you're too old for this shit. Go for a jog, start doing pushupa
>>33925436
>what can you do
I don't know, maybe prioritize your autonomy and own moral compass above needing pusspuss/penor? If you ever find yourself thinking with your dick, jerk off and get back to work.
>>33925437
I paint over the cameras I need to and break the ones I can. Facemasks were the start of having freedom, as well as IR glasses. Never acquiesce out of laziness or frustration. Fight complacency with ever fiber of your being.

showering

>>33925492
>nigga is Michael Jacksonmaxxing
Lmao

>>33925493
Not under 5 inches and believe me, I’ve had my gf at the time over but that was when my family was out of town for Christmas, the one time they’re ever gone. I can’t have sex when they’re home. That’s the bottom line

>>33925503
Nothing wrong with turning yourself white.

>>33925500
Ok, and?

>>33925390
I'm an introvert by nature, but I also live in the real world and see how people work. Unlike a lot of people in this thread I've spent my 20-something years on earth observing what I can about people.
>>33925393
How can you be 24 and still think that? Did you not go to college and see all the perfectly average and ugly guys with fine looking women? Do you not go to grocery stores and see the normal looking men walking around with normal looking wives? Open your eyes dude, you're too old for this shit. Go for a jog, start doing pushups, pull ups, and dips, and you'll be in a fine place. Stop being so dramatic while you're at it holy shit
>>33925436
>what can you do
I don't know, maybe prioritize your autonomy and own moral compass above needing pusspuss/penor? If you ever find yourself thinking with your dick, jerk off and get back to work.
>>33925437
I paint over the cameras I need to and break the ones I can. Facemasks were the start of having freedom, as well as IR glasses. Never acquiesce out of laziness or frustration. Fight complacency with ever fiber of your being.

>>33925493
Ngl this is how I developed a fetish for sensitive girls trying to keep quiet during sex

>>33925504
Do you ever have outside sex. I mean it's a felony but nothing like screwing in a park with a girl in trees

Men, what kind of content do you want to see on my 250k subscriber YouTube channel? Also, make sure to describe to my wife’s onlyfans!

>>33925500
this was me an hour ago

>>33925507
I don't understand

>>33925511
I like going hard until there forced to scream so based

>>33925514
Are you dry yet?

>>33925505
Nah bro that’s insecure as shit, you sound like those leg lengthening fags that break their own femurs to grow a couple of inches and develop arthritis because their body can’t handle supporting the added pressure

>>33925514
Unless your going to fuck someone what's the point unless it's for work

>>33925515
It's that easy

>>33925496
I could try that but I'm not motivated to work out
>>33925499
I didn't go to college. I go outside though and I don't care about those couples because normally they're not my age

>>33925523
Just info dump her about busses?

>>33925520
Lol I'm 6'3 I don't need to get any taller.

>>33925516
I try to cover their mouth to stop them from screaming and they end up biting my biceps shit makes me so horny man

>>33925518
hair is still damp, otherwise yes

>>33925522
i like feeling clean

>>33925509
>>33925524

Is it a red flag if i like to listen to trashy bimbocore music despite being a super nerdy college stem virgin?

before anyone asks
>who?
Ayesha, Snow Strippers, Lil Mariko, Tila Tsoli, BJ Lips
Theyre mostly songs meant to replicate 2000s electronic pop but talk about wanting dih or being sexy

>like WAP and ppcocaine?
No thats just cheap horny hiphop

Men, do you like when I larp about having sex? I learned it from reading these threads

>>33925529
Must have long hair then...

>>33925524
Don’t do it for yourself, you owe it to other bros who died never having the chance because in death there is no honour only humiliation for manlets, nigga their gonna write your height and body count on your gravestone

>>33925525
You can talk about quite literally anything so long as it's shit you care about. Just don't forget to ask her about shit as well

>>33925531
Are you chasing black women, stem nopussy nerd?

>>33925532
You can always buy a hooker anon then tell us how you had Ed and couldn't get it up

>>33925513
dojinshi unboxings
https://youtu.be/cTjHyYENhq0

>>33925527
No I’m 6’3”, I hope you CS gas yourself in a confined space retard

>>33925528
Same

>>33925533
it's shoulder length, i just didn't bother to towel dry it. sorry to disappoint

>>33925531
Why do you people want to cosplay the 2000s so badly and why are you so fucking bad at it

>>33925534
I'm not doing anything for some other fucking guy, I am doing it for myself and getting women
>nigga their gonna write your height and body count on your gravestone
Yeah yeah, knock that shit off

>>33925538
aktsually Im a girl looking for nerdy boyfriend

>>33925512
I’ve had sex in my car a handful of times but it’s not the same and you know it. Also there’s no way in hell I’m getting a felony over some puss lmao that’s fucking retarded

Men what's your body count

>>33925524
>I don't care about those couples because normally they're not my age
You're acting just like the people the convention guy was describing last thread >>33923769
It's like you're refusing to learn anything about the world around you. Get out of your shitty narcissistic headcanon

>>33925551
What are you talking about I've had hour long BJ's and hjs in a car before told one girl she's gonna suck until I stop.
Like are you not using your car to the fullest potential

>>33925552
3

>>33925531
No I listen to them too especially lil Mariko!

>>33925550
A nerdy black stem boyfriend? Have you seen any of those around? Not to be like racist, but I have literally never seen one of those. Stem nerd boys are white, or at most hapa/asian.

>>33925552
0

>>33925546
i dunno all i remember was being 5 and watching cat videos on old youtube all day, and weird games of the Wii

the 2010s were kinda lame and and the 2020s is just a neverending political and economic nightmare

I think the 80s are really cool, i was "into it" before it became a pop culture trend. but maybe that because i like old computers.

>why
Only child to autistic parents that have been chronically online since AOL

>>33925552
2

Men what was the best sex you had and what did it entail

Imagine how mentally ill catposter must be if she can't catch some dick in a university STEM program. She's literally playing on easy mode.

>>33925564
How did they meet?

>>33925553
Look, I just don't think random people on the street add anything to the data. It's anecdotal evidence. I brought up age because most people over the age of 30 just never understand modern dating and modern women. I don't even know if they were couples. Just because some random average people got together doesn't mean anything

I need a nerdy mousy wife who wants a few kids and will let me love her

>>33925569
My mom met my biological father on AOL

My mom met my step dad on World of warcraft

yes i am ashamed and struggle with men

>>33925574
Are you hot?

Crazy that there's people in college now whose parents met by cybering on AOL. Imagine telling your grandkids about how you met.

>>33925552
Counting e-sex? 7

>>33925516
>>33925528
Hot and based.

>>33925568
Best sex I’ve had was my ex gf bouncing on my cock at her parent’s house right on their couch. We had to be quiet but she rode me like there was no tomorrow and was moaning softly in my ear. I miss the sex but I really don’t miss her at all

Women, how would you feel if your best friend published a video if her sucking your dad’s dick on onlyfan?

Would you be more embarassed if everyone saw your dad’s dick or if everyone saw your dad performing oral on a woman?

>>33925576
i dunno but i feel very chopped

sometimes this website says im hot

My cock is quite thick and I can't fully wrap my hand around it

>>33925584
I'd be embarrassed because my dad's dick is small as hell.

>>33925531
Is it a red flag if I listen to Nightcore, EDM of all kinds, The Smiths and REM and others of this ilk, sillygoosecore like Oingo Boingo and Talking Heads, Anime and Video game OSTs, 2000s pop, Classical music, and random youtube playlist videos like "White girl playlist for the gym" or "Gnomecore playlist (FOR GNOME EARS ONLY)" despite being a super nerdy college stem Virgin forma de masculino?
Like what you like fellow Catposter.

>>33925589
Well then you shouldn’t reproduce. If you have children you will forever be responsible for your son’s dick size.

i wish i had a bicep to bite :(