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Anonymous No.33927579 [Report] >>33927596 >>33927630 >>33928906 >>33928930 >>33929063 >>33929650 >>33930278 >>33933588
cancelled for giving a golden shower
my ex is friends with my friends and has told them that i peed on her. they all hate me now because i "pee on women" wtf do i do. its true but i had enthusiastic and sober consent. i love my friends why woud switch up on me like this
Anonymous No.33927596 [Report] >>33927605 >>33928930
>>33927579 (OP)
Because anon, they'll never understand the joy of being pissed on. Im a femanon who likes it.
Anonymous No.33927605 [Report]
>>33927596
I KNOW i only pissed on her so that she would piss on me, but to my friends its like a mysogynistic rapey thing not a sex thing
nick !!yZDaID7fd64 No.33927607 [Report]
friends are so capricious you should start feeding birds

if birds knew you pissed on girls they would be like "damn this guy has it all he's got bread crumbs and bitches" and they would tell their friends how cool you are

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Anonymous No.33927619 [Report]
They're tryna catch that rebound pussy and she's destroying your life. Get new friends and pick better women. Live and learn.
Anonymous No.33927630 [Report]
>>33927579 (OP)
Get new friends, real homies wouldn't turn like this
Anonymous No.33927648 [Report]
You either pick a stable and loyal woman and don't wrong her badly enough to make her crave revenge, or you don't share incriminating details like taboo fetishes with her.

As for your friends, they simply don't like you as much as you thought. If you were properly bonded they would have your back no matter what she said, even if you did some awful shit. They wouldn't believe it of you. This just shows that they would take any opportunity to shit on you.
Anonymous No.33928906 [Report]
>>33927579 (OP)
double down or die
whip your cock out and asks "WHO WANTS SOME!?"
Anonymous No.33928930 [Report]
>>33927579 (OP)
>>33927596
kys degenerates
Anonymous No.33929063 [Report]
>>33927579 (OP)
Explain yourself, if they keep giving you shit whip your dick out
Anonymous No.33929650 [Report]
>>33927579 (OP)
They're retarded, get better friends. I'm sorry.
Anonymous No.33930278 [Report]
>>33927579 (OP)
"Why are you giving ME grief? SHE's the one who begged to be peed on."
Anonymous No.33933496 [Report]
>i "pee on women"
Lmao, based.
Anonymous No.33933588 [Report]
>>33927579 (OP)
>they all hate me now because i "pee on women"
I mean I could think of a lot more embarrassing things to be known for, lmao. But seriously, this is a nothingburger, your friends are retarded and not your real friends if they actually hate you for this.