Thread 33929461

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first for blondes

Women how do you really feel about handjobs ?

>>33929465
But that's a fake blonde with a dopey alcohol syndrome face.

Was on FaceTime again with my girl. She's gone back to her hometown for a wedding, meeting her extended family. So we're talking before bed as usual, and her sister and girl cousin come into her room tipsy, and we all start chatting. They're all not wearing bras because they're about to go to bed. Not a big deal, so I keep chatting. Her cousin keeps smiling like crazy and looking at my shyly whenever I try talking to her. A few minutes later, my girl's sister drunkenly points out, "omg girl cousin your nipples are hard like a mountain" and the girl cousin replies, "oh god I'm sorry I know but his smile is so handsome and his voice is so deep", to which the sister says, "oh my god right???", to which all three sisters break out in giggly laughter.

Is this normal among sisters? Isn't it super weird to openly fell your sister that you think her bf is sexually attractive to you?

>>33929461 (OP)
Women: how do you feel when a guy asks about your makeup and techniques and stuff?

Left my gf epic style because she was being a prude and I can pull so many other women who won’t deny me sex

Are we all just reposting the last thread here?

>>33929485
Creativity is not the mentalcel’s strong suit

>>33929476
A fake blonde is still a blonde.
Id argue she’s more of a blonde than a real blonde because she is putting in the effort

>>33929490
>Id argue she’s more of a blonde than a real blonde because she is putting in the effort
If a mouse lives in a stable and wears a saddle, it doesn't make it a horse

>>33929490
Bzzt wrong

>>33929482
I'd assume he wants to buy me a gift lol
I've never met a man who was interested in make up.

>>33929469
Heh. It's one of those things he does to himself better than I do for him, but I'll do it for him because he's hot.

Don’t think about all those things that you fear.

Have you ever been swept off your feet?

>>33929498
I remember watching this on /pol/ 15 years ago

>>33929482
Happy, I like makeup

>>33929503
Yeah, seeing the crime scene video was traumatizing.

R.I.P. in peace, Russian lady.

>>33929492
bad comparison
It would be like a workhorse trying to be a racehorse
you can apprechiate the effort

>>33929465
based
>>33929476
sounds like you suck ass and cry about it

>>33929465
I imagine falling asleep on that couch with her doing her best to fit on there with me. a happy dream

Got my thesis proposal tomorrow and have some mad nerves :L

>>33929508
wtf he killed her?

>>33929528
Good luck anon! Proud of you.

Men, if you married a crackwhore would you beat your children for calling her a whore?

men are so easy..
>i opened a dating profile for the first time ever,
>instant likes and messages and matches..
>i get overwhelmed and delete everything

i might be autistic afterall

>>33929537
if i was married i would sooner beat my wife than my children.

>>33929540
yuh thats why u r not married

NEVER SIMP

>>33929538
dating apps are a good way to ensure youre dating a really insufferable person since thats the only people who use them

>>33929541
are you implying i'd be married if i was more keen to beat my children? that seems psychopathic why would you beat a developing child and cause their brain development to get fucked over. i mean i wouldnt beat anyone but if it was a choice between the two i'd beat my wife. feel free to disagree lol

Good morning saars

>>33929528
every time one of you suckers talks about having anxiety over low-stakes you-could-royally-fuck-it-up-and-it-would-mean-nothing let alone ever result in death or maiming I get very very annoyed.

>>33929549
I don't have the monies to kick out my project further though, I'm trying to get through grad school with minimal debt so I sorta can't mess up.

Now, everyone that I've ran through my slides with said they look good, but I can't help but stress retardless

>>33929535
that's some nice music, anon

I want to puke

moids, is it a dealbreaker is she says "d'oh!" ?

>>33929538
>men are so easy in a timeline where they're screwed over in every way
Wow, really? What a shocking discovery! You must be very smart.
Dumb cunt.

I hate females

Already got a hot tawainese girl coming over friday lol. Idk why I was with my ex for so long, fucking prude cunt

>>33929566
I hate the fact that so many men are sluts. It truly makes me sad.

>>33929566
Is she studying in your country or flew to meet you?

In theory, if I asked female friends to like my profile on dating app, even if they aren’t interested. Would that boost my Elo score? Would my profile start being shown more often?

>>33929560
No, sounds ad'ohrable.

>>33929575
>female friends
Why aren't they fucking you or giving you their single friends? And that's a stupid idea unless you have 100 female friends.

>>33929572
I’m not a slut. I took care of her, tried to help her through her depression, but she continued to withdraw physically and emotionally from me. We didn’t have sex for 5 months. Very little kissing or small intimate moments - nothing. It was like having a shitty friend around who, even when attempting to have platonic fun, would kill the moment by complaining about something, talking about how le sad she is etc. I can’t help someone who can’t help themself, so I’m out. Only gf I ever had, we lost our virginities together, planned on marrying her. She did this to herself, selfish cunt gets what she deserves. I will enjoy the pleasures of the flesh before retreating back into monk mode until some non mentally ill, hot n sexy woman throws herself at me again (the hot n sexy part, unfortunately the shit that stuck was the mentally ill bitch)
>>33929573
She’s studying here, she’s a couple years younger than me but she seemed eager to go on a date. I had plans to play piano Friday but it looks like I’ll be railing this girl instead

got stuck behind this young couple while walking recently. they couldn't have been older than 20, probably were younger. i couldn't tell they were a couple at first, but then i could see it. the guy would walk a bit too much to his left, getting into the girl's space, and the girl reciprocated in kind. it was subtle, but it was there. "welcome into my space, have some more".

i wonder if they even realized they were doing it? maybe they didn't need to, already lost in each other's company, with an implicit understanding that "you are not me, but i will treat you like me". it's the golden rule to the most extreme: treat your other as if they are you.

>>33929577
Why isn’t there an office somewhere in India, specialised in artificially boosting your dating profile?

women have no idea about the pain of having a balkanoid accent

>>33929581
Pack it up boys we’re going to Agartha

>>33929578
>I’m not a slut.
You're literally bragging about the fact that you're sleeping with a random woman you just met, and you left your ex did not put out as much as you wanted lmao

You're a slut.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33929585
I hate what the world has become. You’re either a smoking hot dude, or you better get rich quick if you don’t want your life to be shit forever!
My college is like 70% women and still it is seen as inapropriate to ask anyone out.

I have to spend a shit tone of money just to work around an algorithm that is openly trying to fuck me over!

>>33929572
First of all, you can't pull an Uno reverse card here. Second, that guy is basically a saint, most men would drop that gf instantly and fuck everyone, as men should do, become a master key.

>>33929591
It's not a uno reverse card lmao I think casual sex is bad, I know far more women who are against casual sex than men.
Most men are only against casual sex they're not having.

>most men would drop that gf instantly
Yeah, cause they're selfish sluts with no commitment and no ability to love. It's sad.

>man wants intimacy
>female doesn't
>man leaves
>it is the man's fault it didn't work out

>>33929586
Sure, if you get rid of all of the details I included then yes I’m a slut for having sex with one woman in my 26 years of existence and potentially having sex with a woman I just met this weekend. I’d rather be a whore than a prude. The irony is people like you will pretend to be saints but in reality you’re just as if not more degenerate but sexual “degeneracy” is the most grave sin in your eyes. Fucking lunatic, kys nigger

>>33929595
Foids come here to post cheap bait after getting pumped and dumped.

>>33929596
You are a slut for pursuing casual sex, yeah. You are a selfish asshole for dumping your partner while they were struggling because they did not have sex with you as much as you wanted. Truly unable to love someone.

I'm not a degenerate, but nice try lmao

>>33929594
>Yeah, cause they're selfish sluts with no commitment and no ability to love. It's sad.
Bro you can’t be serious. Trying to help someone for months because you care about them and will go as far as sacrificing your own time, energy, and pleasure to support this person makes me the selfish one? Jesus Christ you can’t be this retarded
>he’s selfish because he left tho!!!
The selfish person is the one who drains someone of all of their resources and then still asks for more, not because more external energy will help them, but because it will distract them from the change that they need to make WITHIN THEMSELF. You’re going to get used even harder than me if you ever get into a relationship lmao

>>33929599
You’re either retarded or baiting at this point lmao. I’m done talking to you

>>33929594
>far more women who are against casual sex than men
>much more women engage in casual sex than men, according to all statistics
lol, nice try

I h8 foids

>>33929597
I hate how much when a man is terrible in bed, it’s his fault the woman leave, but if a woman is terrible in bed and the man leave, he’s a pump and dumper!

>>33929600
You literally left a woman you claimed to love who was struggling with depression because she did not put out enough for you lmao

You call her a prude and a cunt, but you are selfish. That is literally it.

I'm happily married, during the years I've sacrificed a lot for my husband and have done so with zero regrets becuase I love him and he's worthy of all my sacrifices. You are unable to love someone and only care about yourself.

>>33929602
The opposite is true. Men have higher body counts, engage in casual sex and prostitution more than women, and are less likely to wait for marriage or look solely for serious relationships.

>>33929590
>still in college in 2025
Enjoy flipping burgers and McCucks while I’m buying my third yacht

>>33929594
women say they hate casual sex but engage in it happily. men claim they love casual sex and then engage in it reluctantly. our world is a strange place, don't you think?

Gf made a hinge account for me just as a joke. My track record thus far (1 1/2 days):
>A lesbian-looking 3/10 jewess (no khazar milkers)
>A chinese stereotype
>A jeeta
Am I a low value male?

>>33929611
I swear this board is perpetually one bad day away from trooning out full time

>>33929603
now you're just copying.

>>33929584
why?

>>33929576
hehe~

>>33929609
>The opposite is true.
>It's true because I said so!!!
You're so bad at trolling, buddy

>>33929612
I've matched with women way WAY out of my league and also matched with women who I felt were well below me. There's really know way to know for sure with apps imo.

theres a stark contrast between the idyllic, perfect, passionate, sterile nature of romance in works of fiction when compared to the ugly, deterministic, boring, disappointing mess of convenience that is real human relationships. I think I'll die alone because no woman can ever give me the warped view of love I care about, and I most certainly am not worthy of it even if they could. It'd be like a dog chasing a car, I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I did catch it by some miracle.

>>33929612
>Gf made a hinge account for me just as a joke
>Gf set up a date for me just as a joke
>Gf filmed me cucking her just as a joke
women

>>33929616
>why?
its an ugly accent

>>33929604
WOMEN can do no wrong, dummy. Because men are expendable, and therefore women are the superior gender.

>>33929610
Bullshit you have no degree and no yatch!

>>33929625
Nah man, I once had a woman who used to spitball at me in highschool, come up to me in bar say she felt bad and that she would pay me some shots to be forgiven. So I joined the table with her and her friends. And she asked the bartender for a round of fucking Angels Shots. I got kicked out and they laughed at me trough the windows!

>>33929623
Would be fun, but I don't have the charisma to make dates nor the prowess to fuck other women so.

>>33929623
And being honest, she was probably doing it to humble me. "Here are your options without me bitch, read it and weep".

Blackcockpill: if you have to wonder where to meet girls or how to get a gf, it's already over for you. Girls make themselves available to the men they want to fuck.

>>33929631
She might want to open things up or become a cuckqueen. My ex did that (the latter) and would either watch or want to hear about it. An odd experience overall but kinda cool I guess.

>>33929633
>Be american
>Rope nigger penis into unrelated topics

>>33929629
Why are women so evil?

>>33929633
Please dont call it that.

>>33929634
A man can hope, but I'm 100% sure she does not want this. She has a pretty mid sex drive, is strictly monogamous, doesn't have any desire for threesomes or bisexual shit. The closest she gets is to suggest we watch porn together and asks me to pick the video I want to watch. In which case we watch completely male-centric porn. Though she doesn't like me picking girls she considers prettier than herself. This dating app stuff is just a thing she finds funny.

>>33929641
Women are weird man. My current gf is the first one I've had that isn't bi, it's a really strange feel since I used to be able to admire women with my ex's and I can't do that anymore. She's pretty grossed out by the concept of being with a woman and wouldn't even consider a threesome if the extra person was female.

>>33929633
This is true, though. The majority of women aren't single and if they are, their last bf was merely 1 or 2 years ago at most.

>>33929642
Well mine is the only woman I've ever been with, and I'm the only man she's ever been with. It's probably while she feels comfortable in letting me have an app, as a joke/experiment.
She's also grossed out by sex involving other people. Aside from public sex, but that doesn't really count, does it?

>>33929644
>Aside from public sex, but that doesn't really count, does it?
Sorta depends. If it's the fear of getting caught sex, then it doesn't count, but if it's proper voyuer shit where she wants people to see? Yeah that would count.

>>33929626
You don’t need a degree to buy a yacht

>>33929617
Lifetime number of sexual partners: women 4.2, men 6.3

Percentage of population with 1 lifetime partner: women 17.7, male 11.1

Percentage of population with 15+ lifetime partners: women 12.9, male 28.7

Source: CDC

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/n-keystat.htm

Percentage of population looking for a committed relationship only: women 41%, men 25%.

Source: Pew Research
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/02/08/for-valentines-day-5-facts-about-single-americans/

All people are bi, male and female, many just get confused because of social stigma. But if it wasn't like this, everyone would fuck and get fucked by everyone.

>>33929651
>Women lie on surveys to not look like sluts
What's new under the earth?

>>33929648
Mix of both, I think. Never inquired, though now I should. Sometimes fear of being caught, but also wants people to see me claim her. Make them know she's mine. Even if "people" are abstract strangers.

>>33929654
>I made it up and will not accept any evidence just does not agree with the facts I made up

/thread

>>33929651
Percentage of incel Gen Z men: over 50%
By the time those men will get old and die and be included in statistics for their lifetimes, you'll see that the numbers are going to look way different.

>>33929656
>I've never been on the streets, and my only source of information is fake surveys

>>33929655
>also wants people to see me claim her. Make them know she's mine. Even if "people" are abstract strangers.
Based. I feel like my current gf is probably like that but hasn't said it yet, she's very into me "claiming her" and loves to keep my cum in her after sex so she can really feel like she's mine.

Definitely ask her about this being claimed in public thing and see where that goes. You can probably make the fantasy come true since there are some nude beaches that don't give a shit if you have sex (some do care though, so beware and do research first).

not to mention that interviewing grannies about how many men they fucked has fuck all to do with how many hookups young women under 40 currently engage in, so you can't be that confident in a bunch of studies made by boomers on boomers

>>33929661
Strict monogamists wanting to feel claimed seems to add up, evidently anyway. I have a feeling a public display of it is common.
My other issue is one of stamina. I cannot last to save my life. I'd need to work on that before any public displays.
She has actually asked to go to a nude beach for the liberation. She's not entirely "trad", just very monogamous. I told
her that most nude beaches are full of swingers and old couples. I don't even know if that's true, but they make up the nudist stereotype.

I went to trader Joe's last night, the cashier smiled and said good evening. She asked how my day was going, I replied and asked how hers was. After I paid for my groceries, she said have a safe drive, I said thank you, and take care.

I really feel that she and I made a real connection. Should I pursue it?
I'm 38 and she's probably around 19 to 21.

I hate women so much.

>>33929663
>Strict monogamists wanting to feel claimed seems to add up, evidently anyway. I have a feeling a public display of it is common.
Interesting, I might have to talk to my gf about this a little. I wonder if being properly watched is a thing to them? Like a reverse cuckqueen thing where they'd want other women to watch them.
>most nude beaches are full of swingers and old couples
It depends. There are a lot of young hippe and bohemian types that are into being nude in nature, so you'll see some fo that, but there is definitely also the old pervy nudist types. If it helps though, old guys going there alone will draw the ire of everyone and most people will either cover or leave since it's no doubt just some old pervert that isn't into the lifestyle.

I'm not a nudist or anything myself, but I love that me and my gf are naked around the house a lot and are basically never dressed when in bed (except for when we do actually go to sleep, sleeping nude feels a little too weird).

>>33929664
>get crumb of attention and girl being polite
>I really feel that she and I made a real connection
Why are beta males like this?

Hello Genders. Which dark secret would you rather your partner had over the others:

For a bf:
>He's into lolicon
>He has a gay history
>He cheated in all his relationships before you

For a gf:
>She worked as a fetish prostitute
>She's into shotacon
>She slept with her cousin

>>33929664
Reminds me of the time I got pizza with my practice gf and the cashier barely talked to the practice gf but asked me how my pizza was and how my day was going lol

>>33929669
I wouldn't go near either of them.

>>33929669
M
>She slept with her cousin
Is the cousin a boy or a girl?
If girl then I pick this
If boy then middle option

>>33929671
It's too late, you're already a few years into a relationship.

>>33929673
Kek so what? You can still breakup with them, shit like that makes it easy.

>>33929673
>sunk cost fallacy

>>33929669
>>He cheated in all his relationships before you
This is a positive for foids.

i imagine sex with anon would be amazing

>>33929672
I wanted to write brother but toned it down to make it a little dark secret and not full incest.

>>33929679
There's a femanon here who slept with both her cousin and uncle LOL

>>33929659
Again, factually incorrect. 70% of gen z men have been sexually active in the last 12 months.

>>33929476
your pic related is a real blonde with anorexia and insecure problems

>>33929669
F. I'd rather date someone with the porn fetish than a complicated dating/sex history.

>>33929669
F. Realistically I would not date either, but gay history is the least bad. No pedos and cheaters.

>>33929477
Can a girl please answer my question?

>>33929686
Are you the same anon who kept posting about her gf's socks

>>33929680
>the anon obsessed with child rape is back

>>33929688
No i have no idea who or what you're talking about

>>33929651
That's because 90% of.l women get passed around the top 10% of men.

do girls view going for pole dancing classes as sexual thing or a workout thing?

a colleague at work revealed she was a pole dancing instructor and invited another girl to join a class. the other girl recoiled and said that she's not that kinda girl

>>33929461 (OP)
I’m fed up with not knowing who is calling me from this phone number. Every time I move my car somewhere else, they call the fixed line. Is it a thief? Can someone find any information about this number or explain how a terminal can access information about it? 0973475992

it is so unfathomably cruel to get someone so deeply invested in you, only to leave them hanging, with no way to see how you're doing or gauge whether you'll even be back around.

what the hell were you hoping i would do? just forget you and move on? if you haven't forgotten and moved on then what the hell are you doing now? or maybe you did, and i'm stuck in the past. i almost hope you have, at least then i could be certain you're doing better than i am now, but i can't take comfort in even that. you BETTER fucking be doing better than i am now.

do any of you faggots here want to clue me in on when being around other people ever becomes worth it?

>>33929693
Some women think it's just a workout but imo they're just coping.

>>33929693
Both. It's a way to channel sexuality in a productive and public way.

>>33929698
>channel sexuality in a [...] public way.
for what purpose? what does it do for them?

Blah blah blah only one good post made all night

>>33929693
nag
but i had a few acquaintances who did poling and they were insufferable. the only women that consistently check out these things are sexually unsatisfied and/or were sexually repressed growing up and/or have some mental health issues related to themselves their bodies and society

>>33929706
blah blah blah

>>33929708
Pack it up, it’s dead

>>33929702
Exploring feelings concerning sexuality and owning it in a solid context with the help of others in a comfortable environment helps in lots of ways. Being comfortable with your body, being supported by others concerning your sexuality instead of having it punished, etc.

>>33929706
But I made more than one post today.

>>33929619
Thats cause women irl geniunenly do not have real emotions, not in the same sense men do. Men get carried away by friendship, love, ambition, etc and put those feelings about themselves if they're strong enough. Women will never ever do that. Any emotion they might feel is in their own service, and still with them at the top.

>>33929715
I did not see it, my eyes glaze over when it’s majority namefagging

>>33929710
blah blah

>33929716
Moids write shit like this and then wonder why no woman wants anything to do with them

>>33929718
>foidh8moid
Wtf does that even mean?
Foid, hate, moid?
Foidhating moid?
Foid that hates moids?

Are women capable of sympathy, at all?

Throughout my life I've had 3 really big and bad rejections. In the context of the first girl, after she rejected me she started making fun of me for being an incel (despite having been close friends with her for 3 years at that point) and then when she got into money troubles she asked me if I was willing to pay for her nudes.

The second girl strung me along for years telling me that we will be a couple when she feels ready with some personal stuff. In the end she ended up hard rejecting me and told me that I was too short and not exciting enough to have a girlfriend.

Third girl I went on a couple of nice dates with and she then told me that she'd rather try and get back with her ex because he was more intimidating and I was too nice, and she then told me in a random dm that she doesn't think I'll ever get a gf.

And all of these girls were literally entirely normal and nice before the rejection, then they decided to just spit on my grave after. I accepted from this that women are just not capable of sympathy.

Men, would you feel bad if your gf let you know that you caused her internal bruising and light bleeding after sex? Is it possible to address it in a way that doesn't make the guy feel guilty and wholly responsible? Assuming that the gf doesn't want him to change the intensity and frequency of sex in general, just maybe some little nuances during sex.

>>33929719
He's right though, women do not let emotions take them over despite the stereotyping. In the context of work and careers, women will never sacrifice their own comfort or needs for the sake of it, which is why women don't make it into big sacrificial careers like risky motorsports or other things. Women always put themselves first in relationships and marriages and will never decide to put their partner first, hence why ever since women got total freedom, the amount of actual proper relationships has plummeted and now women are only willing to get into non-commitment open relationships and also family is never even a consideration.

The only case in history I've ever seen of this not being the case is Frank Herbert's wife (Dune's author) Beverly, who believed in Frank and his writing dream and life so much that she always put him foremost. But that was 60 years ago.

>>33929722
Its pretty much impossible for a guy not to feel guilty if you tell him that, but you should also definetly tell him as soon as you can. Hiding it and him discovering it will just make him probably kill himself lol. just tell him that this stuff happens and its okay, and that you just want the two of you to see if you can change some small stuff so he doesn't beat up your pussy anymore, as hard.

>>33929712
Gotchu that makes sense

>>33929722
you could try approaching it from the sex-angle first. "i've been enjoying our time but i've been sore after. let's adjust things" but worded not autistically

>>33929724
>will just make him probably kill himself
That's so fucked. It's just what happens when we go too hard for too long in certain positions. Literally not his fault since I asked for it anyways. I always end up making people feel confronted and accused when I vent about things, so I'm terrified to even say anything. I need to write a big disclaimer or something before bringing it up.

>>33929722
So pussies do get damaged and loose after lots of sex, good to know.
>Is it possible to address it in a way that doesn't make the guy feel guilty and wholly responsible?
You can point out that he's a bit big for you, I think that'll make him feel quite good about himself. But ultimately, he'll still feel responsible and try to be more careful if he has basic empathy.

>>33929719
That's actually how women are though. It's just the truth.

>>33929727
>but worded not autistically
That sounded more natural than how I'd want to articulate it, at least.

>>33929722
I wouldn't feel good about it, but I'd appreciate you talking to me about it and I'd definitely be interested in trying to avoid causing that in the future.

>>33929729
Damaged, sure. Loose, no.
>he'll still feel responsible
And that's okay. I want him to think about me and consider his actions and all that, but I don't want him to feel guilty. I don't hold it against him in any way, it's just how things went.

>>33929732
>I'd definitely be interested in trying to avoid causing that in the future
And if it couldn't be comfortably avoided without completely changing how you have sex, so your gf says it's fine to just have sex like normal, would you even be able to continue normally? Or would the guilt ruin sex?

>>33929735
Depends on what you mean by ruin.
If we couldn't figure out a different angle or something, I'd try to be less rough/energetic to at least avoid causing bleeding. Bleeding is never a good sign unless it's her first time.

>>33929667
I'm not so concerned about creeps or pervs or anything, more that we'd be the only 20-something couple among a group of boomers, who are probably swingers as well.

A Finnish politician destroyed his political career for THIS

Thoughts? Goth girls are the strongest beings on the planet IMHO...

men, what does a penis taste like?

>>33929737
>I'd try to be less rough/energetic
Worst case scenario possible.

>>33929538
It's because dating apps are not made for people who are looking for relationships or one night standers. It's made to filter people out of the dating pool even further and to make you drain money into their schematic stuff that never worked ever (except for 1% of it's users who got lucky and got married and yadda yadda). But that's just a man's point of view. Most girls I talked to about their experience on dating apps, they usually give this same exact answer: "Too many likes, too many messages" it's all made by design, and it works too well...

>>33929743
Meh, I remember worse

>>33929743
if humans could harvest the energy of my bricked up state after seeing a goth girl, we'd be able to power entire continents for decades

How do you let on you want to have sex without being awkward or creepy about it?

How do you deal with being horny enough for wanting sex yet being such a social recluse and scared of people that interacting with people let along imagining the idea of being close enough to touch them terrifes you? I'm 37 and it still takes me a minute to mentally steel myself to go to work and talk to people. Obviously this means I don't have friends or a social life, I just wonder if something's really wrong with me.

>>33929746
You know repeated damage like that can cause problems with birth, right?

I guess it doesn't really matter. For most millennial women, all that really matters is good sex and career success.

>matched with a girl on Hinge a couple weeks ago
>we talked a lot the first few days
>moved to text and kept chatting for another couple of days
>she was out of the country for most of the first week
>got sick when she got back
>never initiates, even if I don't text her for 2-3 days
I can't tell if this girl is not that interested or if she's doing some kind of shittest, or if she just doesn't want to talk that much. I'm probably going to ask her on a date tomorrow, but it's weird that she never initiates and I'm suspicious that she's making up reasons not to date.

>>33929753
if you're confused, she's not into you
girls make it very clear.
the golden rule with girls is
>If it isnt a HELL YEAH
>its a HELL NO

>>33929755
Yeah, that makes sense
Brb gonna go kms

Just be glad to be here.

>>33929751
you could have friends if you talked to them more.

>>33929751
I don't know bro, I'm extrovertal but I sill can't score cuz it's just whenever I get the chance to take a convo deeper she loses interest in a snap. So not only you gotta stop worrying, but you gotta have game too.

How realistic it is to expect moid's penis to always be clean and his pubic hair to always be shaved?

>>33929762
Extremely. Nobody wants to risk hitting first base just to be turned down due to poor hygiene

>>33929753
For the Nth time, anon, women talk to 10 guys at once. There's no point for her to initiate anything, the men do. If one doesn't, another one definitely texts her. Please understand how women behave and stop asking this.

>>33929762
Depends how clean and how shaved. I shower every day and I don't sweat a ton or produce a lot of skin oils but I can't guarantee it'll be just as clean by the end of the day as it was when I got out of the shower. And I don't trim the hair every day, but I do keep it tamed.

>>33929765
I mean clean shaved

>>33929762
i will never ever ever shave my pubes because no-one other than myself will ever see my penis

>>33929764
This is the first time I've asked this question. In fact, it's probably the fifth match I've had in over two years and the first one in well over a year that I thought might lead somewhere.

>>33929766
That's kinda pornbrained.
Men have hair down there

>>33929762
It's hard to do. The balls keep moving up and down and the scrotum tightens and relaxes, so I cut myself every time. Not like it matters if nobody's ever going to see it.

>>33929766
I don't shave it clean because shaving the balls is basically impossible.

>>33929770
It looks better without hair though

>>33929728
Which positions? Curious

>>33929773
stop watching porn

>>33929770
Shaving is literally the easiest thing ever?

>>33929775
It looks better this way irl too, not just in porn

>>33929775
Nta, this is literally just a matter of preference.

>>33929752
I think that's more of an issue if the spotting is cervical, but I feel confident saying it's vaginal. Regardless, I think it's worth mitigating, too. I just would rather continue searching for comfortable, safe positions with him without making him feel like he has to stop being so rough.

>>33929770
I only shave it clean for comfort, not like anybody will see my dick for a long time...

>>33929778
Nta, only being able to date and get it up for 5'1 goth women with tattoos is literally just a matter of preference.

>>33929774
Lately we've been trying positions with me on my back and they're all way too deep. He really likes them, though.

/atoga/, state gender. Do you hate women?

>>33929752
>>33929779
Seriously, why are women such stupid whores?

>>33929784
M. No.

>>33929784
Male
I love women
But women don't love me

>>33929784
M
more often than not
love my mom
love my grandmas
love my sister
the rest? fuck em

>>33929784
Male
More than I can put into words.

>>33929751
Are you a femoid? Just drop hints at the interested party, or the dude you are interested in. If they're socially retarded as well drop more evident cues.

There's like a 0.00000000000000001% you're the same femoid I'm thinking of irl but after the tasks when we have coffee tomorrow let me know :)

If you're a dude.. just rent a ho
But hypocrite I am, I'm averse to that as well due to the ick and health risk

Good afternoon atoga. I just woke up and I forgot what I was supposed to do today. And I had a bad dream.

The owl is back, wtf

>>33929793
>I just woke up and I forgot what I was supposed to do today
you're supposed to hate women

>>33929753
>never initiates
Yeah it's fucking over, sorry bruv.

>>33929794
who

>>33929795
Wow, based post

>>33929797
Haha
This guy. He landed on my balcony a year ago too, almost exactly one year ago

>>33929799
who

>>33929799
shoot it

>>33929799
He's spying on you

>>33929799
>that one time I somehow noscoped the owl that was shitting on my balcony with a slingshot when I was a kid

State gender.
Is it a man's duty to help a female stranger who is being attacked in public?

>>33929804
F
Yes

>>33929804
M
used to
now I wouldnt give a shit. Not my problem

>>33929804
F. If it looks dangerous, I don't expect a guy to run in and get hurt. But if he sees it, he should at least call the cops or something.

>>33929783
Damn and I like it when they ride me cowgirl.. Does that not hit as deep? Or doggy, it's pretty basic.
I've got a smol benis so I needa maximize every milimmiter, so if variations of missionary is what works deep.. Are those your favorite positions as well or its more about the rigor and the vigor?

>>33929729
>loose after lots of sex
Nope.

>>33929802
This is the same guy from last year

>>33929693
Both

>>33929804
Male
Fifty years ago, sure. Thirty years ago, maybe.
Today? Nah. Fuck that. They vote for it and they call me racist for voting against it. They can have what they vote for.

>>33929792
>If you're a dude.. just rent a ho
how will that help with his social anxiety ?

>>33929809
Riding is different, since I can totally control the angle and how deep I want it. Doggy is great, but he likes to mix it up. I prefer that and prone, if I had to pick favorites. In the end, I love anything he's into when he's being rough with me. I don't need it deep, I just like the feeling of his body smashing into mine.

>>33929812
go to a petstore
get the mice you can buy as snake food
leave it in a spot where the thing can see you dropping food
keep doing it and it will warm up to you


works on crows too

>>33929818
I’m not entirely sure I want him as a friend, he scares me

>>33929773
I think it looks better wish hair

>>33929817
the mating press is what I think it's called if you hear that plap plap plap sound I think that's it

>>33929804
m
I would call the cops, but I can't trust her to have my back, and I don't want to spend years in court and worried about going to prison over it

>>33929820
shit taste

>>33929795
No.

>>33929819
Why

>>33929827
Because he’s big and can fly and also intimidating as fuck with that glare and also triggers my schizo side

>>33929816
If he just wants to deal with the horniness part, that's way to deal with it. He's 37, it's hard to unfuck his lifelong maladapted social skills from a few posts on the internet. Got to have the drive to go socialize and be supported by a good therapist.

>>33929828
He cant do shit to you

>>33929821
Such a stupid term, but pretty much.

>>33929799
Owl pet would be cool

>>33929461 (OP)
>go for a taller girl on Tinder
>tell her she's like 2 inches taller than me and if that's cool with her
>no problem
>set up a date
It's closer to 3 inches, but man, never really tried going for taller girls

>>33929835
Get ready for never wanting a short girl again
Tall girls are magical

>>33929831
That’s what they all say, then I become his bitch. I’ll be on my hands and knees feeding him mice while he sends me ominous vibes

>>33929835
This >>33929837. And I say that as a short girl.

>>33929817
>I don't need it deep, I just like the feeling of his body smashing into mine.
Being not too experienced and a mongoloid caveman male brain, I wouldn't have thought of that and be too focused on PIV/clit stimulation. Another femanon also said the other day it's about being rough/manhandled or methodical deliberate fucking.
That's an interesting insight, thanks

>>33929838
Pussy

>>33929842
Yeah, problem? It’s a big fuck off bird that carries the souls of my ancestors

>on dating app
>get a match
>cute face
>check her profile
>shes 181 cm
>4 cm shorter than me
>unmatch her

>>33929844
give the fucker a mouse or two nigga

>>33929847
Ok fine

>>33929850
good girl

>>33929841
Always happy to help, especially if I get to talk about sex. It's like the one thing I feel like I'm decently qualified to answer questions about here.
And yeh, guys don't think about it as a whole body thing much. I think a big part of sex includes aspects that guys are aware of but don't really put two and two together. Like a guy's hand placement for example.

>>33929852
Sybau

>>33929855
less bitching
more feeding

>>33929804
M.
Lol no. If I know that her political affiliations do not condone the behavior
of the attacker, I will consider it. Unfortunately/fortunately that's usually not the case.

>>33929856
It’s 7 am, where do you suggest I find mice?

>went for drinks and a walk with neighbor childhood friend
>convo somehow goes to bodycounts etc.
>she talks about sex as someone would casually describe their car and hobbies
what the fuck.

>>33929859
told you, they have frozen mice at the petstore

>>33929854
I only think about hand placement in terms of clit, boobs, ass, or hips.

>>33929862
It is closed, use brain
>inb4 wait

>>33929863
I like when guys hold me in place during sex. Like just a firm grip on my arms or legs or even lightly holding my neck or hair. Feeling the solidness of his grip without being moved around or having him squeeze me is really hot in a unique way. And that's very important, not like as important as the actual sex, but it's not something a guy should ignore either.

>>33929868
wait

>>33929872
Brilliant, thanks, have a penis I found on the side of a building

>>33929873
I dont want the penis
I want the mice

Am i good looking? Just try to imagine me.

>>33929874
Nothing will satisfy you except the mice wtf, why must you send me on schizo adventures

>>33929876
im hungry

My friend saw my ex moid with the bimbo he dumped me for in the movie theater yesterday
Men, apologize to me

>>33929875
Uhh sorry I was watching Madoka Magica and my imagination atm is tainted by schizo mixed media witches

>>33929877
Understandable, have a mice

>>33929881
Who

>>33929875
Youre kinda ugly in my imagination, sorry

>>33929879
Men are trash. They probably fucked because they are both sluts.

>>33929888
I mean, of course they fucked. They started fucking when he was my bf

>>33929784
Male
I'm not their biggest fan, to be quite honest.

>>33929883
*swallows you whole*

you gamer guys better take it like a man

>>33929846
How did you match before seeing her profile? Report it as a bug and name the app so I can avoid it

>>33929861
I know someone like that

>>33929893
Why would you do that

>>33929902
I am a cat and you are a micer

>>33929894
The best gamer guys are the ones who don't actually prioritize games over anything else.

>>33929889
I hate that. Don't see him anymore. Cut him off.

>>33929904
take what

Women, why do you smash your bf's Steam Deck?

>>33929906
weiner

>>33929907
smash in what context

>>33929907
Is this a sex thing?

>>33929908
hi. imma hole, looking to get stuffed, jammed and filled

>>33929908
but women dont have weiners

>>33929910
It is now.

Stanley SteamDick

>>33929913
I'm so confused. Can we go back to talking about normal sex?

>>33929912
lmao, >>33929908 is a woman

>>33929907
>post written by an actual adult male in the year 2025

>>33929903
no im not

Sorry, babe, these normies will never understand your neurodivergent, chud-coded intimacy languages like I do.

>>33929898
its weird as fuck to talk about it so casually.

>>33929804
M
Yes.

>>33929907
Will he get angry and hatefuck me for doing it?

>>33929917
sorry, I am a dumb stupid loser I don't understand

>>33929762
>How realistic it is to expect moid's penis to always be clean
Very realistic.
>and his pubic hair to always be shaved
Other men might not mind, but the best you’re getting out of me is a trim.

No average or above girl has ever been interested in me. I'm 22. I want MAID

>>33929923
I just play along if I feel I have to.

>>33929926
( •̀⤙•́ )

>>33929469
I want to play

>>33929469
I like pleasing

>>33929482
Is he like, wanting to put mine on?

>>33929879
>>33929889
You chose him over other nice men. You reap what you sow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Mm11r3Jwo

I just wanna be a student forever, I'm 26 and I'm manchildmaxxing
All my friends are student age and the girls I date are all 18-21
Would most college age girls date someone my age or am I too old? Most people think I look 19-20, help anons I don't like girlbosses at all

>2016: I did not know what transgenderism was
>2020: I was the biggest transphobe in the world
>2024: I am a trans woman

>>33929939
Tyvm

>>33929945
Are you also autistic

>>33929651
So most men want to die alone. Neat.

>>33929943
they probably would 18-21 year old girls are stupid

I don't wanna go to wooooork today

>>33929945
>fashion victim

>>33929669
Gay history please.

>>33929693
Both, but honestly pole classes are for those that need attention.

>>33929921
It’s over

>>33929950
18-21 yr old girls would never date a 22 yr old man

Can i grab pussy in public now that woke is over?

>>33929958
Probably not a very good idea

>>33929957
yeah they would you're tweaking anon

>>33929943
Probably not, people are still super touchy about age at that point. Like year 1 and 2 kids feel like different generations with nothing in common even though they're indistinguishable from the outside

>>33929958
Try it. I've got vagina dentata

>>33929957
They would but you can just say you are 24 or something they would probably believe it

Women
Is it true that it's impossible for you to come if you relax?

>>33929965
For me it's impossible to coom no matter what I do

>>33929804
No. Never go to a man for help. Go to a woman or better yet, a mother.

>>33929943
Yes but you gotta act like a jew
Get in their good graces then lay it on them you are a jew/old man dont go around saying it

>>33929967
Why is that?

>>33929907
Sorry, it fell off the charger dock because the bedframe keeps hitting the wall really hard.

what do you think they meant when they said woop woop that's the sound of the police

>>33929922
*sigh*
[Thinking about him]

>>33929974
As a KRS-One enjoyer, the follow up line “that’s the sound of the beast” is pretty self explanatory. 80s-90s cops in New York were not good for blacks

>>33929972
Meds

>>33929974
That was the sound when Unc pulled up on foenem with a skully on and started bussing on the opps with the YNs

>>33929965
It's the opposite for me. And I can't relax alone, so masturbation rarely leads to getting off.

>>33929980
>I can't relax alone
Stupidest shit I've read on this website

>>33929951
Sorry about that old boy.

>>33929961
rip
What age would you say this stops? Because I really don't wanna date mid 20s postgrads, I've done it a few times and I got burnt (also find them not as fun to be around)

>>33929977
Oh, I'm sorry. Well, cooming isn't the most important thing in life.

>>33929980
Why can't you relax alone? I would have thought it'd be the opposite, that you can't relax with someone.

>>33929983
I meant in the context of sexual stimulation, obviously. I focus too much on what I'm doing.
>>33929988
With someone else, if I'm having sex with them I totally trust them. So then I can just let my mind stop racing and enjoy what we're doing. When I'm alone, I focus a lot on my thoughts and what I'm doing. Having someone there to tell me to relax and just distract me from myself is nice.

>>33929974
Officer officer officer officer OVERSEER.

>>33929586
you cant call a man a slut you fucking dumb cunt, now shut the fuck up, if you ever call a man a slut again i will punch your fucking face in you cunt, you wont have any teeth to eat with once im finished with you

>>33929992
You don't trust yourself?

>>33929998
M
You can, and it’s funny to do so

>>33929999
Obviously I trust myself in most contexts. But sometimes I do dumb shit when I'm chasing an o by myself if I don't pay attention.

>>33929572
>so many men are sluts
That's like saying "so many women have vaginas", a completely pointless observation

>>33930001
Like what? Does your partner never do dumb shit?

this stupid thread has devolved in the way i like it, a year ago i saw women and men talking without any insecurity, now i see a lot of fights between them
I'M GLAD

>>33930004
First the division, then the conquest.

EVERYONE bend over.

>>33930003
I've accidentally hurt myself or put myself in unnecessary danger while masturbating with toys and stuff. I also go at it longer than is healthy and in situations I shouldn't. I'm better about it lately, but that's because I've been going to therapy and being more mindful about what I'm doing and why.
And he's very thoughtful. He very rarely does anything that I wouldn't have wanted him to do, and when he does he's always open to communication and improving how we have sex.

>>33929973
>bedframe keeps hitting the wall really hard
Why is this happening?

I masturbated for the first time in over a week, and the orgasm didn't cause me pain! We did it! State gender, what's something that's made you happy lately?

>>33929943
M
You’re probably a bit too old to date most freshmen or sophomores.
I’m sure many of them would have no problems sleeping with you, however.

>>33930008
>And he's very thoughtful. He very rarely does anything that I wouldn't have wanted him to do, and when he does he's always open to communication and improving how we have sex.
It's strange to read something like this about someone else in the context of contrast to yourself.

>>33929985
I’m a cantankerous mushroom today. Work is no place for a mushroom

>>33930013
>Work is no place for a mushroom
My frying pan is.

/fa/ niggas be like WTC 1940s Hugo Boss inspired leather trench coat

>>33930008
bitch you should be beaten so hard you stop being such a fucking freaky hog

>>33930012
I get it. I'm a retard who almost killed herself twice masturbating. And I regularly try for too long and end up regretting it. I'm sure that's considered atypical and stupid.

well women i have nothing to say to you
but i gotta give it to you
you made a damn fucking fool out of men

>>33930022
>i have nothing to say to you
>but i'm going to say it anyway

Women, is Erling Haaland attractive? He’s 6’4 btw

>>33930019
I might get off on threats, but I don't get off on insults. Reconsider your flirting strategy.

>>33930017
D: I don’t think I fit in most regulation frying pans

>>33930030
Gonna have to chop you up and fry you up in portions.

*feeds femanon the growing potion from Alice in Wonderland*

>>33930027
you're so fucking weird

>>33930034
That sounds painful.

I hate women.

Heyyy i love dying and being dead

What goes through the head of a woman who makes mommy asmr? Do you think they enjoy the content they make?

>>33930037
That's how it goes for mushrooms who don't go to work.

>>33930036
Fuck you.

A good way to genuinely upset someone is to engage them in a conversation then randomly pull out with an insult like “ew nvm”

If a man follows old crushes/talking stages/old female friends, is he intending to still try to fuck them even if he's in a relationship?

>>33930052
I wish I lived such a privileged existence that I could consider "ew" and "nvm" as insults, not to mention upsetting ones

>>33930049
I’ve been at work for the last few replies >:x

>>33930056
M
>old crushes and talking stages
Pretty inappropriate. He might not be planning to actually meet up with them, but you’d be right to feel disrespected by this.
>old friends
If they’re really just friends, there’s probably no cause for concern.

I fucked up

>>33930061
How so?

>>33930061
Thermite your hard drives.

>>33930057
What's your world like?

Gestating fems rn

>>33930074
God I wish. My bf and I fucked so many times last weekend that I can imagine somehow a condom didn't work 100% and I could be knocked up.

reminder that flat redheads women are the peak of beauty

>>33929951
Same

>>33930079
Not all of them, just a few, I believe they should be married to other redheaded men and continue the redheaded gene. It's not possible

every time I make a mistake I feel like hurting myself :(

>>33930078
This post makes me feel inadequate.

>>33930083
That would be a mistake.
What are the two last mistakes you made?

>>33930082
at least one should marry me

>>33930085
It should make you feel happy for me that maybe I'm going to have a baby. Why would you feel inadequate?

>>33930079
Nope. They have gross freckles.

>>33930088
I fucked up a little bit at work while filling out a paper for you know work stuff, someone caught my mistake but still it makes me feel like shit

>>33930078
How do people actually enjoy sex knowing one weekend of fun might mean 18 years of your life (minimum)?

I hate women.

>>33930092
>freckles
>gross
if it was up to me I would have you hanged by your balls

>>33930009
>;)

>>33930094
M
I’ve only ever had sex with people I was comfortable taking that risk with.

>>33930074
Mpreg?

>>33930094
I have spent every day for the past three years or so wishing I was a mother. It'd be a happy accident.

>>33930096
I don't like diseased skin. Pale blondes with clear skin are the peak of beauty.

>>33930101
hmm pale women are also incredibly attractive but you're wrong about freckles and blondes

>>33930035
*crashes through your ceiling, some drywall and support beams fall and break your PC, as well as dusting your keyboard*

>>33930069
My life

>>33930090
You've been fighting so hard to not to have a baby under anything but the most controlled circumstance, and now you're going to have one by accident anyway?
>Why would you feel inadequate?
No way could have that much sex. I'd be such a disappointment to a partner.

>>33930089
Naw, you dont have the redhead gene

blue Valkyrie is having sex with me btw

>>33930109
Hes larping no self respecting woman would let a boyfriend knock her up. Only a husband

>redhead, brunette, blonde
Don’t care as long as she’s Slavic

>>33930097
Bf enjoys his hobbies and you cuck him. Great.

>>33930108
Is there nobody on your side?

>>33930112
Ew

>>33930111
but I need a redheaded wife!

>>33930112
My condolences.

>>33930101
this but unironically

>>33930116
No. People always seem somehow shocked when they find out I did everything on my own without the help from parents or friends. But it is what it is.

>>33930093
You fix the mistake, you learn from it and you move on.
The best and most productive guy at my last work used to say
>The only person who never makes mistakes is the one who never does anything.

>>33930122
eh

>>33930112
I don't even have to imagine it

>>33930098
Me too.
... I have never had sex.

>>33930123
Sounds like you’ve done the opposite of fucking up your life.

>>33930094
We have abortion where I'm form so I don't have to abstain from sex entirely. I don't know how guys do it, I guess they only have sex with women they can trust with their lives.

>>33930113
>self respecting woman
Couldn't be JH.

>>33930115
I'm giving him a new hobby tho.

>>33930097
You were in the shower, huh?

>>33930129
Easy for me to say, but I think that’s better than the alternative.

>>33930131
>wanting to have a literal haunted pussy

>>33930118
>>33930120
>>33930127
it's obviously against his will

Gender
Would you trust a woman with your life?

How fucked up am I if thinking about going home, finding my girlfriend dead because of intense masturbation, would make me so hard I'd masturbate 20 times in a row and cum on her body before calling the police?

To fap or not to fap, that is the question.

>>33930134
>new hobby
What's that?

>>33930139
M
I have several times already at hospitals.
I’d trust the woman I marry with my life. I think I can trust all of my immediate family members who are women as well.

>>33930142
If you're asking that question, the answer is no.

Mariomoids, how will we recover?

>>33930131
Having the option to abort doesn't ease my mind one bit.

>>33930116
I don’t know

>Our server encountered a problem while processing your request.
Fuck 4chan

>>33930145
but why tho?

>>33930149
God and Mary count, I think

>>33930143
My pussy

I finally feel like I’m back to my diamond shitlow level. These games have been fucking impossible

>>33930151
Spilling your seed is a gains vacuum, it's more efficient if you let your body just reabsorb it from within

>>33930153
And you

>>33930125
Thanks. That's a great advice.

>>33930109
>You've been fighting so hard to not to have a baby under anything but the most controlled circumstance
Wrong. I just didn't want to have a baby with someone unless I was certain that he'd love us and be with us forever. That's hard to be comfortably confident in assessing.

>>33930157
You’re damn straight

>>33930151
Because if the answer was yes you wouldn't be asking the question.

>>33930154
Tmi, who's taking care of your kids?

>>33930161
There was a man who wanted to be with you and you ruined his life.

>>33930165
Why do you keep asking about kids, pedophile?

>>33930165
I think they died :/!

>>33930154
But then you get bored of him. A gaming console might be something that he can use for several years.

>>33930125
thanks anon, I'll keep that in mind :)

Imagine being in a chad harem polycule and having a daughter. No wonder Muslims end up the way they do..

Oooh

I need her :(
why did she abandon me?

>>33930169
Who tf gets bored of sex?
I'll be putting it on him even past ps7 release.

>>33930173
She with me now lil bro

>>33930167
I'm not. you're a shitty mother that doesnt put her kids first. You're in the same league as that namefag Gary

>>33930168
she's probably neglecting them

>>33930177
You just want to talk about children because you fetishize them, pedophile.
I'm not playing your game.

>>33930172
https://youtu.be/_N9HjAnQjTk

>>33930177
She's deflecting blame because the truth hurts. Good mothers don't know what 4chan is.

>>33929696
>do any of you faggots here want to clue me in on when being around other people ever becomes worth it?
When is enjoying the sunshine worth it?
Just because the sun eventually sets, that doesn't mean that spending the day enjoying the sun wasn't worth it.

>>33930183
You're an absolutely disgusting freak get help and stop being a shitty mother. You should be reported children protection services

>>33930188
>Good mothers don't know what 4chan is.
Wrong. My mom knows about this place

>>33930194
Projecting because I know you're a pedophile. GG

my penis is hard right now :3 it feels nice when I rub it

I’m going to make you guys wear the getalong shirt if you keep this up

>>33930196
NTA but it's crazy to think that someone caring more about your child's wellbeing than you do can only be a pedophile
>>33930188
Good mothers know what 4chan is so their kids don't end up on this website

>>33930194
>You should be reported children protection services
Where do you think her kid is?

>>33930200
Sorry, I’m staunchly anti-SKUB

>>33930203
Now you’ve gone too far. This country was built on skub

/atoga/ is unapologetically Pro-Skub.

>>33930201
That's what pedophiles do, they go on tinder and lie to single mothers to hopefully get access. They fake all their "I care about children" because it's preformative.

>>33929722
I felt bad and responsible but was eager to adapt and find solutions when she was ready.

>>33930207
I fucking kill you.

>>33930166
You really love bringing up child rape. I hope you go on a list if you're not already on one.

>>33930209
This isn’t Tinder babe

>>33930207
That’s right.
>>33930211
Say that to my face irl fagit and see what happens. I’ll whoop you decent

>>33930216
>Say that to my face irl fagit and see what happens
You'll get shot right in your skub loving mouth is what.

>>33930215
She's a retarded cunt

>>33930209
Lol, what? The single mothers are the most desperate foids. You can just talk to them and they will invite you over or ask if they can come to your place.

>>33930218
>>33930216

Just finished Billy Elliot. Capital!

>>33930218
I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth as a power play and leave you with memories that will haunt you with intense yearning and regrets for years bro. You don't want this

>>33930224
>leave you with memories that will haunt you with intense yearning and regrets for years bro
Better men than you have tried.

The only women here right now are rule breaker JH and a femcel and the femcel is leaving
Good luck

/thread

>>33930214
He is already on a list. Feds have been in chat for a while.

>>33930227
Bye "femcel"

cigarettes life more tolerable why didn't I smoke before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN2HDLkfi0A

I wonder what face and sounds she makes when she cums, like if I went down and licked her pussy to orgasm. Guess I will never know.

>>33930161
Then why use condoms if you hope for one to break.

manifesting my ex texting me for a dumb reason so i can ask her to meet up and chat and we can get back together

>>33930235
I hope you Get her king

What should I have on my sandwich?

The truth is that there is nobody else in this world at all. There never has been and never will be.

>>33930243
turkey, salami, mayo, mustard, black pepper, lettuce, tomato and red onion

Boring

>>33930227
Scalebreaker and JH hate each other. It's funny to watch them posting here while they pretend to ignore each other.

>>33930174
Not of sex. You will get bored of him specifically.

>>33930249
Why do they have beef?

>>33930249
Lol what’s the beef

>chubby black woman in a body suit
Why is this a thing in a commercial about pimple patches? I’m not trying to fap

>>33930254
>>33930255
nta but BV is an obese racist wigger. It makes sense she'd be angry that a black girl is spiritually whiter than she is and also more attractive.

>>33930258
>obese racist wigger
Average woman in my hometown

>open atoga
>more namefag lore
It's a slow week

>>33930268
You should rape Kash Patel so we have something to talk about.

>>33930234
I don't "hope" for one to break, but I wouldn't be unhappy if one did. Conception feels like it'll be a very stressful part of the whole thing for me, so if it was magically already over with, that'd be very convenient.

>>33930249
We literally just had a nice conversation ITT about hobbies last week. Idk if she knew or cared that it was me, but there's no hate as far as I can tell. Posting around conversations you're not a part of is normal thread shit.

>>33930258
This is some highschool drama stirring and it's cute.

What should I read next: The Wealth of Nations, or Das Kapital ?

>>33930279
omg terrible name drop.
its so jover

I wish I had a farm so I could rescue animals

>>33930289
Hop on Pop

>>33930291
Ok, George Orwell

>>33930268
Personal drama is probably the main topic of our general and its main source of entertainment. We are not united by a shared love of any particular media or hobby, as most of the other boards and generals.

>>33930295
I saw a video of an old cat who didn’t get adopted for so long and I cried

>>33930286
>>33930296
Perhaps

>>33930298
Sounds like YOU need to be put in a farm, a sexcue farm

>>33930298
Cute if female.

>>33930301
Wut
>>33930303
Cringe

>>33930283
>magically
That's a weird way of spelling stressfully.

How can a woman compete with unlimited hot e-thots that all men have access to 24/7?

>>33930295
Do you even know what that book is about?

>>33930308
I can't hold e-thots while I fall asleep.

>>33930308
By being physically and mentally present.

I just found out about plapping

>>33930307
Childbirth is magical. And I say that as someone who works in a fucking lab.

>>33930309
It's about the nice farm where pets go when they get old.

>>33930315
>so fucked up by this thread that I was getting fucked this weekend and could hear the plapping and kept thinking about the poster who spams that word here

/thread

>>33930320
Memed into reality, nice.

This is all of the men here

>>33930323
No, not nice. It's brainwashing.

>>33930322
Lmao newfag

>>33930320
plap

>>33930316
You want that part to be over too?

>>33930325
More like brain PLAPing. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>33930324
how can i be an incel and have 2 children at the same time

>>33930320
The plappening

>>33930334
...is happening.

>>33930327
>>33930329
>>33930334
I'll never forgive you guys.
>>33930328
Definitely not. I'm looking forward to being pregnant and giving birth. And whoever's in the hospital room with me when I complain about it can use this post to shut me up.

>>33930308
I can't have an actual conversation with an e-thot or start a family with her.
I also don't really find women like that attractive to begin with.

>>33930320
Imagine fucking a woman and all she can think about is some guy she's never met nicknamed Plapposter. Isn't that emotional cheating?

JH will be the first president to be live posting in /atoga/ while giving birth.

>>33930341
He thought it was funny when I mentioned it later, at least. He shares the same type of humor as some of you dicks.

Cucked by a fucking Plapposter...

>>33930337
it's only plapping when its unprotected missionary sis

>>33930346
This. Without a "get pregnant," it's not truly a plap

>>33930337
>can use this post to shut me up
Somehow I can't see that working. Don't think a 4chan post would carry much weight.

the blade, it calls me, it wants to slice me open

Gender, are you an interesting person with interesting everyday thoughts and commentaries to share?

>>33930353
M, no.

>>33930341
Her "bf" isn't in a relationship with her. That couple is just using her for sex and will probably get rid of her before Christmas.

>>33930353
m
no im an unlovable himbo that can only offer a cute face, loyalty and affection

>>33930353
M
Maybe good enough for some highlights, but not for continuous broadcasting

>>33930353
F
No

>>33930346
It was missionary, or at least on my back.
>>33930349
You'd be surprised. "Told you so" and shit like that works very well on me.

>>33930353
M
Sometimes.

>>33930353
M
Yes, but you have to deal with too much autism to get to anything interesting so it's not worth it

state gender
do you like to draw?

>>33930355
>will probably get rid of her before Christmas
Why would they?

Women, would you write for a magazine like playboy?

>>33930355
You've been saying this for months, obsessed anon. What will your new, ominous end date be?

>>33930353
F I don't feel like sharing

>>33930368
m
I used to as a child. Somewhere somehow along the way life beat it out of me.

Should I take my chances with a fat chick, like 250+ lbs fat, or should I just ghost and move on?
Honestly I think I'd rather date a tranny

>>33930368
M
I had a little webcomic for a bit, haven’t done it in awhile

>>33930372
I've always wanted to write sex toy reviews and recommendations. Is that something that'd be in there?

>>33930368
M
I do, but I'm not great at it. I can draw simple cartoons.

>>33930353
M
Yes but I can go too far

>>33930370
Because people make changes for the new year, they will look for a new woman for a more exciting threesome etc.

>>33930368
M
Yes, used to even work on my own webcomic. I still doodle occasionally on paper, but AI has completely demoralized me from caring about it anymore.

>>33930368
F

>>33930386
why would you hate drawing?

>>33930372
Nag
Does anything have a male-oriented audience anymore? Seems like all the men's magazines like GW to shit like this have female chic content

>>33930368
M
my drawings as a kid made one of my teachers worry and had a talk with my mom, of course my parents being terrible useless parents did nothing about it

>>33930384
I don't think so. I see this thing lasting a bit longer than that.

>>33930368
f sure, it's been a hobby since i was a kid. nowadays i'm trying to practice drawing demons, ogres, gargoyles, that sort of thing.

>>33930386
Why do you hate drawing?

>>33930387
Not her but
https://youtu.be/0gYJYzzjGQM

I feel so much rage and anger I'm going to fucking crash out. My phone didn't charge this morning and now I regret not running over school children on the way to work.

>>33930388
Fucking phone
I changed itnto G.Q. four fucking times and it STILL AUTOCORRECTED TO GW
THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD

>>33930384
>>33930390
It's going to last at least 18 years, God willing.

Who makes better partners:
Fat men or fat women?

>>33930387
>>33930392
It means she's an artist who draws a lot

>>33930398
being fat should be illegal

>>33930379
Idk
Why would it be in a magazine for men?

>>33930387
>>33930392
I have just reached that stage when you are good enough at something to know that you suck
>>33930394
Yep that's pretty close

>>33930397
-_-

>>33930368
M
yes but I'm bad at it

>>33930404
So men know what to buy their gfs/wives? Idk why the fuck guys are buying fucking porn magazines in the first place.

>>33930394
>>33930400
>>33930405
Oh, that makes sense. Getting paid sucks the joy out of everything.

>>33930398
Fat men and it's not even close. Fat women are vile, unhappy, vindictive, victim-brained, delusional creatures. At least there's jolly dadgut fat guys that are just happy. Watch My 600 lb life and marvel at how fucking evil these fat whale women are. They lie constantly and blame everyone else for being fat. It's more disgusting than their weight. The fat guys are just like "yeah I'm fat."

>>33930409
Do you take inspiration from Tim Burton?

>>33930410
To look at porn? Lol

>>33930415
no I just draw whatever comes to mind

>>33930374
My predictions are accurate. Are you going to tell me to mark your words again?
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/27368769/#27370153

Girls, how do you feel about guys leaving fingertip bruises on you from sex? Not like on your neck or anything crazy, but on your arms/legs?

>>33930405
The bright side is it'll get better from here, as you climb the slope of enlightenment.

Since we're sharing drawings, here's a self portrait I drew of myself.
The above reads "the one who has never been loved"
It's like looking in a mirror

Every time I think I'm a scum, a cheater, and a schizo, I come to this place and realize that I'm actually a saint and a totally working member of society.

>>33930418
The Nightmare Before Christmas is what came to mind when I looked at that.

>>33930418
shit, forgot image

>>33930423
my dick is shaped like that

>>33930428
actually when I drew that I was inspired by angel's egg, it looks nothing like that movie but I mean I got really in the mood to draw when I watched that movie

>>33930398
American fat or Euro fat?

>>33930412
This.
Fat guys I met all had cuddly bear personalities.

I don't like fat women but sometimes just sometimes I get really horny and jerk off to fat women, why does this happen to me?

Going to a new doctors office tomorrow. What’s the protocol for hitting on nurses without coming off as a creep or a red flag?

>>33930353
M
Yes I just started a podcast

Here, take this goblin.

AI has replaced your shitty drawings. Nobody cares, you wasted your time. Get a real skill.

>>33930440
if she looks uncomfortable say sorry and stop

>>33930420
When I'm celebrating Christmas with them and you're alone like always, I hope you reconsider your life.

thinking of taking SSRI's again, should I do it?

am I really an asshole for telling a girl to stop sending me nudes? I think its super trashy

>>33930425
SOVL
>Vnr

>>33930436
Fat enough to be obese

Gender
Would you allow your child on 4chan?

>>33930453
I once just left a girl on seen after she sent me nudes because I jerked off earlier and she got very angry.

>>33930453
never happened

>>33930445
I imagine him with the wise guy voice from Simpsons

are we doing portraits
here's a quick sketch of literally me

>>33930425
I like this one the most. You can see the emotion.

>>33930459
I once did this just because something came up at that exact same moment but when I got back to her she was just like "yeah I wasn't quite sure how to take that"

>>33930453
F
I wouldn’t send a guy nudes unless he begged and we were together for like a year and even then they would be analog printed

>>33930464
>>33930459
have to hit her with one of these

>>33930398
Obviously fat women, although the obesity has nothing to do with it. Men get benefits from long-term relationships with women even if their partner is fat and women get no benefits no matter how much the moid weighs.